We are making our own QUEST

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>1429980
No.

>>1429983
yes

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>>1429983
Well, the "No" setting won. So we are a character in an unknow setting. This can be intersting.
Talking about us... what are we? First lets choose a race. This can be anything from human, to dog, to elf, robot, alien, demond or a micro organism. Again d100 and highter wins

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>1430025
futa mermaids

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>>1430040
>100
Well. You won. Our character is a Futa Mermaid.
Now lets choose a class. You can say "Fighter", "Wizard", "Alchemist" or even "dragon hunter", "superhero", or whatever. The "Class" will determine some of our background, abilities and in some cases even our mision and dreams. Roll d100 people

Rolled (1d00)

>>1430069
Big dicker

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>1430161
Rerolling because I fucked it up

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>1430069
Cleric

>>1430161
>>1430165
Well. We are a Big Dicker. Cool. You have advantage in everything dick/male/sex related.
You find yourself in a cell. The cell is empty with the exception of a futon and a shithole. In the other side of the bars there is a guard. He doesnt seem friendly. You dont know shit about why you are here or who you are. What do?

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>1430174
Use sex magic to sexually frustrate him to open the door.

>>1430174
Try and wait for the guard to leave, then punch the wall and try to escape

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>1430181

Rolled 84 (1d100)

Pray to Poseidon to kill him with a tsunami (you're not harmed because you're a mermaid)

>>1430213
You pray. No responce. Fuck Poseidon.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>1430231
Start fucking the door to open it

>>1430238
You fuck it. HARD. The guard is looks at you very lewdy. Maybe with some seduction you can convince him to free you

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>1430252
> "H-hey Mr. guard, can you help open this door please? If I stay out of the water for too long, my mermaid lady-penis gets reaaaaaaaally hard"

>>1430273
>You seem to have problem here...
He opens the door and starts sucking you

I will change computer, So i am gonna have a different ID

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>1430282
Nows our chance, we knock him down and pin him with our tail, and then ask him where we are

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>1430282
Make him choke until he can't take it anymore and then switch to the backdoor and finish.

Now that he is our official betaboi slave, command him to lead us to the nearest group of fertile females so we can begin our conquest.