Mexican border quest!

use the sombrero to dig under the wall

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It takes a few hours, but I finally dig my way to the other side.

Unfortunately, my sumbraro got dirty and crumpled.

Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d10)

>>1428856
Their blood is on my hands

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>>1428882
And I don't even care

>>1428856
Go and rape a white woman

Rolled 7, 9, 1 = 17 (3d10)

>>1428897
Okay so I use my taco sombrrero to cross the river

eat the fajita

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I cross the river with my hat, unfortunately it sank as I stepped onto land.

-Sombrero
-80% happiness

Buy a trampoline to jump the fence. Or steal it...

I already dug under the wall, and crossed the river.

>>1428998
Jump the fence again

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I do a mega sprint jump over the river and wall.

I'm back where I started

Also the hole I dug collapsed when I landed

Praise trump man

>>1429213
do a sprint jump again

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I sprint jump with all my might, and praise Trump afterward for giving me strength.

A maga hat descends from the heavens.

+Maga Hat
+45 happiness

what about hillary

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I praise Hillary and get...

Nothing

+Nothing

go steal a job you job stealing immigrant

What job should I steal?

And how?

steal president trump's spot

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It takes me a little less than a year on foot, but eventually I make my way to Washington D.C.

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Standing right in front of the white-house, with my maga hat on I blend in perfectly.

Whats next?

sneak into the white-house

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With my maga hat, I go undetected walking into the white-house.

I arrive at the oval office and take a little nap.

The couches are made out of giraffe eyelashes.

trump suddenly walks in to see an IMMIGRANT on his nice giraffe eyelash couches
what do you do?

Still asleep dummy

Tell him your a regular legal citizen and that you have a right to a fun day with him

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I wake and tell him I have rights.

Trump was confused on how a Mexican got into the white house, let alone his office, I wave a maga hat and he understands.

He sits down and we start to talk.

>>1431119
tell him about jews

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I tell him, and he nods.

>>1431171
tell him he needs to make the wall ten feet higher

>>1431171
Now he must invade China

>>1431171

Ask him to watch Attack on Titan with you.

>>1432951
>>1432992

Oh, and to reclaim the holy land
>Dues Vult my brothers!

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we do it all, and trump watches from inside.

I hope you remembered to take that straw hat off the Chinese dude as a trophy of war...

Is Mexico Die?

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Word of your treachery and exploits get back to Mexico City and they send four operatives to the United States to kill you for leaving our proud country.

Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d6)

Rolled 4 + 1 (1d6 + 1)