MS.Paint quest!

>>1426172
jerk off

No dick );

>>1426172
kill urself

How?

How do I kill myself?

No rope, no tall buildings, no prescribed medication...

Buy a trampoline and go bounce on it

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I don't have any money, so I steal the trampoline while no on is looking.

I take it out front and start bouncing.

This is fun!

buy a dog

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I throw the trampoline away and into the store again to steal a dog.

Toss the dog into your cloning machine

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1 dog goes in, 2 come out,
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 doggos!

too many doggos!

I cant move!

I can't breath!

AHHHHH

Toss the cloning machine into itself.

Can't, being suffocated by doggo clones.

consume the 'doggos' you asshorn

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I eat many doggos

and I lose most of my privilege in the process.

>>1426449
Poop out a giant ape. Regain slim figure.

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I take some laxatives, and crap out a half-digested, still moving amalgamate of doggos.

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BUT IT MAGICALLY TURNED INTO AN APE FOR SOME REASON

MAYBE GHOSTS?

I DONT KNOW!

>>1426492
My nigga.
>>1426504
Totally ghosts. And teenagers

kiss the ape

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I awkwardly kiss the monkey,
as my lips touch his cheek, my head slightly deforms because I'm allergic to dandruff.

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After I kiss the ape, it transforms into a handsome prince, who thanks me for freeing him from some curse.

>>1426667
"Why were you an ape made of feces?" You ask

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The Handsome prince flies away without answering the question

I liked this quest. The smiles of the stick figures happy faces made me feel good.

Closing up shop for tonight, come back around 4 o'clock western time to get the next scoop in Jim's life story!

Open for business again!

An hour later than it should have

But still open!

>>1426779
fly after him

Meet up with a Mexican named Jesus at the border wall and ask him if he wants a job as a bodyguard

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I FLY UP AND PUNCH HIM IN HIS STUPID FACE

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>1429330
As you fall back with the now unconscious prince of bel air

>>1429561
Shout profanities to him.

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>>1426172
defeat autism