Eurasia Risk

Confederacy of Shitposters
Green
Northest point of Finland

>>141697
>Red
>Motherland
>Russia
And just because I feel it, have my nation in Comic Sans

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>>141726
>>141723
Sooo...I guess I gotta go right now. Didn't have plans...but Moaning fucking Myrtle wants to go out because, and I quote, "Her period hates her so we have to go do something...I am cursed on this thread...I can't start or stay in anything....mfw

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>>141697
Yellow Scarves
Golden Yellow
Tokyo, Japan

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>>141697
>The United Slavic Republic.
>Orange
>Serbia

Well I guess we need a new OP.

bumping for glory!!!

>>141697
Any colour
ICELAND.

>>141697
Byzantine Empire
Constantinople
Purple

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>>141697
I'd propose this map instead.

>>141697
Cyan
Mauga Sinasina
China

Hm... In the meantime, should we give information about our countries? Like backstories and stuff?

>>141697
Blue
Wintaria
Slap me somewhere in Siberia, away from the action.

>>141697
Pussy Destroyers
Color: Any
Place: Anywhere.

>>143004
Wintaria only wants the ice. The cold is our closest friend. Will go to war for the ice. Wintaria is best contry. Wintaria for win.

>>143027
Well, it is kinda obvious you're going to win... After all, the word win is in your name.

>>143048
Wintaria now taking alliance requests.

>>143064
Werr, when the game starts, the Sino-Soviet Treaty of Friendship can be started. I'll gradry take it.

>>143075
Who said Wintaria was Soviet? Wintaria is not Soviet. Wintaria is communist militant monarchy. Our greatest general decides the big things while we all contribute to our local community that all individuals grow strong.

>>143109
Even if you aren't Soviet, the Motherland up the top has the opportunity to take my offer too. Remember, you are not the onry one in Russia,

Pink Skulls
Pink
England

>>143143
I'm just saying, I would rather something like, the eastern conglomerate. Nice and neutral sounding.

>>143181
Ooo
>>141760
Get in here yellow scarves. We're forming an Asian persons alliance.

>>143181
I don't see why not. I accept your offer... Do you want to carr our pact anything? After arr, OP said we courd Rorepray.

>>143189
Well, normally I would wait to get the yellow scarves involved.

>>143195
He might be asreep. In the meantime, what are your conditions for the arriance? For exampre, I just want southeast Asia.

>>143210
I mostly want the frozen bits. The space in between would likely be reserved for the yellow scarves. If they deny our alliance then it will be first come first served neutral area.

>>143228
Arright. Is it okay that I have Mongoria and you have Kazakhstan? Also, do you want Motherrand to join the Eastern Conglomerate?

>>143228
I'm imagining an embassy by that big lake in the middle there.

>>143237
Perhaps, it will depend on how nicely they ask.

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>>143247
Don't worry, they won't be Russian any time soon.

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>>143252
No. Just no.

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>>143287
Come on, they aren't THAT Hare-raising.

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>>143310
Please. This is just horrible.

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>>143317
I'm sorry. I'm trying not to Sino so much.

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>>143328
You really need to put this on ice.

I am not sure how to use a [s]spoiler[/s]
help

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>>143331
This is a good icebreaker, innit?

>>143335
words go here

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>>143349
Bunis. You now have bunis.

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>>143360
Well, you got me there. Can't make a pun about that. You winter.

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>>143371
Another victory for the bludmug.

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>>143379
Eur-Rasin some serious questions over here.

>>143341
GET IN HERE

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>>143388
No.

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>>143402
Believe it or not, I'm playing both at the same time. I'm taking a risk.

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>>143405
I do believe that it is time for some teantacles

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>>143409
Wow. You're really starting to bug me.

>>143409
The fuck did the firefly come from?

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>>143426
Here is what was supposed to go with that.

>>143413
Shutting up.

>>143439
It rooks like you red my mind, aru!

>>143448
And I find another thread and Bam
Cyka mein bruder!
It ist ich! Deutsches Reich!

>>143922
Hello there, my German friend! How is it with you, aru?

Is someone still here?

>>144086
I guess not.

>>144139
We wish, my friend.

>>141697
Adidas Confederation
Grey
Yugoslavia or Czechoslovakia

>>144165
My friend, it seems that OP is gone at the moment. Perhaps wait untir tomorrow, and then ask.

I had to go out last night. The period is strong in the Geist

>>144185
O-OP? No... No fucking way... He's back?

Everyone else may be gone though....

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Okay, this is a new one! No Moaning Myrtle, no distractions! I got up at this retarded hour because of A: lack of sleep and B: bored as shit! Let's do this! Risk time bitches!

>>144198
HELL YEAH! Unfortunately I'll only be here for two hours since it's 10 PM here, but HERE WE GO!

Any one else can join in or if any one is still here, join up!

>Moorish Caliphate
>Morocco
>Green, or whatever color

>>144203
Alberto-Senpai? Is that you?

>>144206
The one and only.

>>144210
Alberto-Senpai! I thought you died!

>>144211
Everyone did, it's just a matter of who isn't lazy enough to resurrerect themselves.

>>144213
Oh, rearry? So everyone is mostry dead?

>>144216
Sounds like a really shit Comedy Central 1 season show.

The Lazy Lich.

>>144211
I just went to exile, and now I'm ready to reclaim what's mine.

>>144217
Razy rich... Ran from 2008-2009, because that's how long those shit shows usuarry run for.

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Fuck it, it's you two right now!

The Almoravid Sultanate has returned after a long exile! Looking to reclaim their ancestral lands...(sort of) they have expanded into Fes, Marrakech, and Rabat.

Meanwhile on the other end of the world, The Ming Empire has fallen, The Qing (pretty much the same thing) has revolutionized the Chinese mainland to what it is today!

>>144225
Expand Everywhere.
Mauga Sinasina, a man of few words.

>>144225
Conquer north africa!
Do we have to roll a dice or you'll use the post number?

>>144230
I'll use post number! HOWEVER, when battle ensues, it's gonna be a 3d6 roll between you two. Regardless of trips, dubs etc. That way, by like turn five there isn't just you and the other guy that got dubs.

The Almoravids are going in a different direction! Instead of Al-Andalus, they instead focus on Shamal 'Afriqia and powerfully at that!

The Qing Empire led by Emperor Mau'ga Xinlangsina has grown radially and has taken the remnants of what the warlords divvied up!

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That was weird...didn't post the map and I made sure that it said Map3 when before I posted...ah well

>>144237
Forgot the map, friendo.

>>144238
Finish north Africa, get Iberia.

>>144238
Expand towards Korea.
Mauga Sinasina, OP? You are amazing. No joke. Just as good as Overseer OP.

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Sorry, got caught up in funk music!

>>144269
Claim Iberia!

>>144269
Invade Korea.
Mauga Sinasina, doesn't like scrambled eggs

Any one can join! Plenty of spots open! I will keep this alive!

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The Qing took Best Korea and...Okay Korea for their empire! No more kimchi or Starcraft for them!

The Almoravids have finally gone with the historical route and are on their way to Al-Andalus!

>>144285
Keep filling Iberia.

>>144285
Take... Cambodia? Vietnam? I'm shit at Asian Geography, I wouldn't have a clue...

>>144285
>Kingdom of Prussia
>Grey
>Northeast Germany

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The Almoravids have taken most of Hispania and are moving towards Europe! How will stop the Muslim incursion?! The Qing have managed to take parts of Southeast Asia and South-Central China! Let no one say that the Orientals are weak!

Meanwhile, the House of Hohenzollern and the Margraviate of Brandenburg have banded together to create the Kingdom of Prussia on the ancient lands of Mecklenburg!

>>144303
Finish off Vietnam and the sort, and then move onto Japan.

>>144303
Finish Iberia, go to Italy.

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The Almoravids have taken the Duchy of Gascogne and Toulouse and are looking to conquer the Lombards lands!

The Qing have taken over most of Southeast Asia but have set their eyes on the Rising Sun...

The Kingdom of Prussia is taking a more domestic policy. After all, they have the Habsburgs, the Hohenstaufens, The Pomeranians, the Teutonic Order and the Kingdom of Poland to worry about...

>>144314
Keep going to Italy, get Corsica and Sardinia too.

>>144314
Finish off... Thailand? Then move onto Japan.
Unfortunately I can't play anymore, since it's 12 AM here. In the meantime, GG.
OP? You were the best OP I've ever played with.

>>144321
We've played together before actually! I can't remember what name I chose the first time but we have DEFINITELY played before. I am sure of it. I'll keep you alive!

I guess we wait until more players show up.

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Alhamdulillah! The Almoravids have moved into the strategic launching sites of Corsica et Sardinia and the Apennine Mountains! As cold as it is, the Muslim people are learning winter warfare through these incursions!

The Qing have successfully subjugated all the kingdoms of Southeast Asia! From the Kingdom of Dai Viet to the Malay States and has now set up bases of operations in Kyushu and Honshu!

The Kingdom of Prussia is facing a succession crisis!!! The Habsburgs, feeling that ALL the lands of the ancient HRE belong to them, have attempted to usurp the Prussian crown!

>>144329
One more roll then I'm off to bed.
Take Japan, then move West.
GG.

>>144330
A good way to end with +30 territories.

>>144329
Oh well capture Italy and go to the Arabian peninsula.

>>144330
Keep me on life support until 3:40 PM NZ time.
I'll be there.

>>144336
I'll probably be gone to work by then! If I am not here or you don't here from me. You're OP or if you feel like passing the torch, that's fine by me!

>>144338
Oh well. I can wait until then, right? I'd OP, but I'm on mobile. Try not to let Myrtle distract you.
Pretend I'm moving towards the west.
GG.

Keeping this alive until 3 PM Massachusetts time!

Plenty of spots open! May have lost gray as well!

The Muslims HAVE taken Italy and Spain....is anyone out there feeling a little Deus Vult-ish?

>>144329
Alright, I'm back thankfully.
Let us push into Germany.

Mauga movin' westward. Heard there was gold in the Gobi...

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The Kingdom of Prussia has recovered! In revenge for the attempted coup, the Prussians have invaded Northern Germany!

The Almoravids have taken all of Italy! The ancient Christian and Roman lands are now under Muslim control! A dark day for Christendom!

On swift steed, the Qing have utterly conquered all of Japan, but hearing about gold in the Gobi, they have turned their attention westward!

>>144367
Unite Germany and take Denmark in the process.

>>144367
Capture the arabian peninsula.

>>144386
Does a nonaggression pact sound good to you?

>>144390
Ok, but I want the Balkans and the southern half of France.

Qing loves gold...apparently!

>>144397
Reasonable enough. Agreed.

The Qing HAVE found gold and swiftly colonized the deserts! They are now the richest nation to the east!

The Prussians have exacted their revenge on the Habsburgs and Hohenstaufens! Denmark has ceded its lands to the Prussians, feeling that a united Europe under the Black Eagle!

The Almoravids, who have now taken Italy and Spain, are turning their eye towards the holy city of Mecca! Will their insatiable lust for holy land be quenched?!

"A thousand greetings upon you Sultan Yusuf ibn Tashfin. I am Frederich I, King of Prussia. I write to you in the hopes that we as two mighty nations can come together instead of feel divisive of one another. I say to you, will you join me in a pact of non-aggression?"

Signed,
Friedrich I

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>>144410
whooooooops!

>>144413
Keep conquering arabia.

>>144413
Expand west.

Plenty of spots open! Definitely not too late to join!

Rolling for Jade now!

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The Almoravids are now the proud owners of Cordoba, Rome and Mecca! The last free bastion in the Arabian Peninsula is the wealthy but small Oman Sultanate.

The Prussians have made vast sweeps across Northern and Western Europe. Taking over Dutch and Norman lands. They feel they can only rise from here.

The Qing have found another precious resource, Jade! They now hold onto the largest deposits of Jade and Gold unchallenged!

>>144440
Conquer the southern half of France, then go to Switzerland and the balkans.

>>144440
Take what I can of France and move into the British isles.

I'm gonna take a break for a little while. Hopefully, more people will show up. Need a smoke, bowl and food.

Also! I am gonna start up a "Stellaris Civ/RPG thread" If you've played the Civ Bulgar Tundra threads, it'll be similar! Help a brotha out and give it bumps and join in!

Mauga taking north.

Last update.

>>144495
Wintaria
Blue
Siberia away from the action

I'm still here lads.

>>144495
Yellow Scarves
That goldish yellow on the list under blue
Kamchatka Peninsula, Russia

>>144495
Keep expanding into India.
>>144581
You still up for that alliance?

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>>144469
Neue Preuß! Mein Sohn!
Ich sagen sie sollen verlasse Frankreich.
Das ist nicht Deutsch! Das ist römisch. Polen und Dänemark ist Deutsch. Was zum fick? Nein Königsberg?
SIE IST FICKEN PREUßEN! DER KAISERREICH! FIX DIESE STIERSCHEIßE JETZT!
> Fix your borders and live up to the family name

>>147111
Ayylmao
<3

>>147327
Also I'm the Germany you know
Palagigalap

>>147336
Ayy lmao
I thought you would be here soon!
How's life?

>>147356
Sorry took a shower
Alright
I wish Risk here on the new board didn't die so often. I browse Risk and I notice none of the number of replies changing because of OPs that leave after like 5 updates. Everybody leaves and returns but never at the same time so there is no active talk. Just past conversations to base everything on and when you're running a map, you're reluctant as hell to do their stuff because they may have left.
I'll take over for Prussia
Set up a puppet government in France while keeping Alsace Lorraine. Expand into Kaliningrad .

>>147438
I know how you feel. The conversations during the game are the best part, because of the banter. Before that, it's just... Waiting. At least OP had the right idea to tell us before leaving.

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>>147455
Yeah
On that other thread I did 2 updates so he left it.
This OP was not a faggot
>inb4OP is always a faggot
If this board got more attention it wouldn't be an issue because instead of 4 day threads it would be 4 hour threads. Short attention spans would not get in the way

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>>147325
Vergeb mir mein Vater, ich arbeiten haben.

>>147438
Mein Preußen.

I'm still here lads.

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>>148128
Okay
Wir sollen anschluß Königsberg, und schaffen Vichy- Frankreich. Wir drücken nach Bosnien und Siebenbürgen. Ich nehmen Deutschland, Nederland, Polen, Belgien, Dänemark. Sie nehmen Österreich-Ungarn. Befugnisse Zentrale Hündin! Fick Ja!

Ayy rmao
I'm back, boys. What did I miss?

>>152943
Bot much
Need an OP...
In pretty much every risk going on at the moment.