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OH SHIT NIGGER you are Ogi - daughter of the Chief of Police. Pilot of a standard Police Mech that you named Sidorovich.
YOu have just finished a period of training to become a better pilot. Currently you're watching your coach/dad/police chief eating a donut. What do?
Roll 1d100 fo any action, highest roll in a minute or two gets picked.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1415446
eat his donut
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Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1415446
"Where the fuck's my donut?"
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>>1415474
"Get your own donut"
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Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1415479
no. this one looks tastier
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Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>1415479
Conjure up a donut.
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>>1415481
"Really now? How so?"
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Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>1415484
I've seen you unwrapping it from fancy package of high class bakery
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>>1415484
Because you have it. And my final final test is to snatch that donut from your hand.
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>>1415494
Well you see, a dicea small cube with each side having a different number of spots on it, usually ranging from one to six, thrown and used in gambling and other games involving chance.
I mean, oh right final test yeah.
Engage donut fight Y/N
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Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1415501
ENGAGE DONUT FIGHT YES
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Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>1415501
of course, everyone knows training only complete when you snatch food from your coach.
Stereotype Chinese Matrials Arts from Movies style.
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>>1415504
Yes. Only by snatching the donut away from your master will your training be complete, grasshopper. But be warned, his mustache is very hairy.
What is your first move?
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Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1415515
Look, three headed monkey!
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Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1415515
KARATE CHOP!
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Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>1415515
Ask master for the donut.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>1415524
snatch donut away while coach is distracted by such bizarre abomination of creature
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>>1415526
Denied
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Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>1415533
use evasive maneuvers to get into donut reach
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Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>1415533
Kindly ask for the donut.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>1415533
Call in Sidorovich to help
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>>1415535
Missed
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Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1415547
Just as planned! Keep rotating movement and grab donut by other hand
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>>1415552
diplomacy is not an option, anon
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>>1415558
Shut up yes it is. As soon as I stop getting shitty rolls.
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>>1415556
whoosh
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Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>1415565
WE GOT HIM CORNERED
and now the spinning jump over the coach!
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>1415565
NOW PREDICT WHERE HE'LL MOVE IT, THERE WILL BE A PATTERN!
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Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>1415565
Ask for the donut.
Come on you piece of shit dice.
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>>1415570
"Dad, can I please have the donut" you asked
"Okay here you go" he answered
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Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1415579
attempt to take it at LIGHTING SPEED
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>>1415579
Take donut at SNAIL SPEED
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Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>1415589
Do we have the donut?
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Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1415589
eat the donut finally
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Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1415589
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Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>1415599
waaaait a minute
IT ISN'T THE SAME DONUT
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Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>1415599
moar
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Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>1415614
Did we pass the test?
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Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>1415614
I can't consume donuts at that speed, it's cheating
anyway, commence donut party in celebration of ending our training!
Johnson and his sister are invited of course.
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>>1415617
"Johnson's still busy undercover"
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Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>1415629
did you watched too many chinese cartoons from my stash again?
Also Johnson kinda takes it slowly over there. Start worrying.
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>>1415632
MEANWHILE, in a different game
Johnson is keeping up his disguise by throwing people onto meat hooks
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Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>1415641
And then...?
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Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>1415641
>in a different game
whoo, I smell a newnever winningpoll entry
I hope he keeps his sanity intact
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Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>1415641
wait has the training completed?
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>>1415650
Just regular old what a well adjusted undercover cop would do when in disguise
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Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>1415656
Switch to Johnson since his,story is more interesting and Ogi is just waifu bait.
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>>1415660
sorry but it's true
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Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>1415656
Johnson stab people with banana before we head back to main story.
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>>1415661
it's first waifubait since mom barb, come on
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>>1415664
and there is a reason for that
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>>1415657
And now we switch to Johnson's Execellent Undercover Adventures.
Also known as Napping Hounds.
#subtlevidyareferences
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>>1415670
oh Op you card,
what's johnson's position
R&D?
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Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1415670
what's johnson nickname here
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>>1415675
He's an Enforcer.
He enforce things
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Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>1415688
does he have cool nickname?
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Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1415688
What's our mission?
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Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>1415688
what we enforcing today brain?
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>>1415690
After the recent run ins with the police (that you secretly helped). The syndicate is losing its foothold on the city's criminal underworld. Now the higher ups has given you the order to go and subjugate the upstart gangs who think it's their time to rise up.
In which you can either:
- Go with the flow, having one single org to deal with in the city may be preferable to having many warring ones
- Secretly sabotage the syndicate by supporting the rising gangs
- Secretly sabotage the syndicate by subjugating the rising gangs under your direct control instead
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Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>1415697
> Secretly sabotage the syndicate by subjugating the rising gangs under your direct control instead
Sheeeit, let's become a gang leader
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Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>1415697
>- Secretly sabotage the syndicate by supporting the rising gangs
that, let faggots fight between themselves
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Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>1415697
duh last wun
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>>1415697
is op ok?
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>>1415700
Yes. And the current gangs are:
- The Barbarians: human delinquents and ne'er-do-wells, criminals united under the banner of racism, xenophobia and skull fetishism
- The Orcs: pig-nosed, tusked green violent rioters and looters
- One rogue giant robot who keeps stealing people' hats
- Elven fratboys who use their parents money and connections to cause shit
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Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>1415713
what is their current powerlevels?
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Rolled 528, 777, 24, 987 = 2316 (4d1000)
>>1415715
Well uh.
Let's see what the dice thinks.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>1415719
THOSE ELVES
but wow, that fucking giant robot sucks dick
See if we can support the Barbarians by infiltrating them
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>>1415719
Yes. There here be the current powerlevels
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Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>1415721
Look for Secret Boxes.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>1415721
go support the barbarians
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Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>1415721
Support rogue robot stealing hats by mass producing himalso lucky fucking orcs, one punch orc probably leads them
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Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>1415721
a secret box gang?
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>>1415723
Ah yes. Those rock chuckers huh
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Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>1415727
Nah senpai.
Worry about the more dangerous gang. Those fucking fratboys
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Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>1415727
yeah, do it
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Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>1415727
nah go with mystery box
maybe a bug gang
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>>1415731
Very well. Heading out to the Barbarians, Their hideout is on the edge of the city, near the old abandonned junk yard. Just follow the sight of fire and the sound of complaining about the other races and you'll find them.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1415738
Infiltrate them on foot so we don't attract attention with our giant robot
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Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>1415738
start loudly trashtalking elves while you stroll by, also park mech somewhere and hide it for now
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Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>1415738
call'em out by screaming their mating call
"WUSS"
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>>1415743
"WUSS?"
"WUSS!"
"WUSS?"
"WUSS?!"
"WUSS!"
"WUSS!?"
"WUSS?"
"WUSS?!"
"WUSS!"
"WUSS? WUSS!"
"WUSS!"
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Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>1415749
blend in, after you park mech somewhere in hidden location, get spare skull as well
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Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>1415749
assert dominance
pee on their stuff
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>>1415752
Amidst the chant of WUSS, you managed to hid your mech and acquire a skull
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Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>1415756
see what their hideout is like
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Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>1415756
perfect, now time to agitate them against elves.
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Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1415756
Punches barbarian until you acquire least 10 skulls because you can.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>1415756
Now become the Alpha male
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Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1415762
challenge the gang leader to a fight
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>>1415762
did we just take out the entire gang? whoops, better move on to the next gang
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Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>1415764
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>>1415765
>>1415764
'course not. What kinda gang ahs only 10 dudes. There's like at least near to a hundred more. Plus the gang leader.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>1415769
sucker punch that guy and usurp his skull crown
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Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1415769
Tell what elves think about barbs, exaggerate if needed
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Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>1415769
Fine, challenge gang leader.
WUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>1415771
"Knife ears think our hair is gay" you ssaid
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>>1415775
Xenophobic rage rising
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Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>1415778
prepare for a barb on elf gang war
see if we can help the barbs by dressing up our mech barb style with their upgrades
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Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1415778
keep going
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>>1415779
"ACTIVATE THE FUCKING GIANT ROBOT!" yelled the Gang Boss
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Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1415787
going the part, paint a skull on your mech real quick to blend in
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Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>1415787
yissssss
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>>1415793
"Oh hey, when did this get here?"
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Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>1415789
Yes, this.
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>>1415801
We found it after one of the cops beat the hell out of the pilot.
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Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>1415801
ask where their giant mechs are
we can probably help them get some from the impound lot
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Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>1415801
Lie about being from other gang's branch, One which under someone named Canon the Second.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>1415801
just a minute ago go kill DAH elves
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Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>1415805
Shit, my dice.
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>>1415806
"Oh it's right over there"
"Got it when I recruit managed to steal it from the impound, hehe, dumb cops"
"Dude even managed to get some parts from a greenskin mech too. Those helped with upgrading it"
Then the robot activates amidst chants of "Fucking Elves" and "Kill Knife Ears"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>1415815
oh shit nigga
let's go beat up those elves then
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Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>1415815
FUCK YEAH, LET"S FUCKING MURDER THOSE KNIFE EARS FAGGOTS
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Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>1415815
Have our skulls chant with them.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1415815
gigga nigga move
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>>1415818
"COME! BROTHERS! LET US DESTROY THE ELVES! THEY CAN RUN BUT NEVER HIDE! WE WILL HUNT THEM DOWN AND TEAR THEM LIMB FROM LIMB! NOTHING WILL REAMAIN! NOT THEIR MEMORY OR NAME! IT WILL BE AS THOUGH THEY AHVE NEVER LIVED! TONIGHT WE STRIKE! TOGETHER WE FIGHT! AND MANY ELVES SHALL DIE!"
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Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>1415825
Que Massive Cheering from the Barbarians here. Also them getting all their metal poles, torches, or whatever.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>1415825
WIPE THEM OUT OF THIS PLANET
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>>1415828
[innarticulate yelling]
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Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>1415833
commence the murdering
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Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>1415833
WUUUUUUUSSSSSSS
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Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1415833
Have them getting in their Mad Max-ish vehicles as well. -and then yeah we should be getting to the Elves.
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>>1415838
"YYYEAAAAAHhh-WAIT! WHO SAID THAT?!"
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Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>1415842
Elf riiiiight there
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Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1415846
BEAT HIM UP
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Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>1415846
Rip lil' elf
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>>1415849
"You aint gettin shit fer christmassssss-"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>1415850
now, go to the Elf hideout so we can GENOCIDE them
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Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>1415850
this is all elves faul
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>>1415854
Indeed. Such fowl.
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>>1415857
>tfw pun was too smart for mere mortals
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Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>1415862
especially for the year of the rooster
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>>1415862
Most of 'em have left and I'm about to as well, atleast I think I am.
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>>1415866
put thread on hold
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>>1415865
>>1415868
>>1415866
Right sure. Nobody's left so there's no point anyway. Threead on hold. Couldn't even make it past 200 posts today.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>1415870
dang it I'm too slow today
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>>1415870
I blame the current us administration they have no idea how these threads work.
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>>1415872
Truly what is the point of doing anything anymore
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>>1415874
don't be like that OP, we love you
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>>1415883
>implications
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Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1415884
it is a pure love for our vietnamese storyteller
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>>1415885
Evidently not enough to keep a thread active.
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>>1415886
that's elves fault, for sure
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>>1415890
I'm starting to think it's the giant robots' fault
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Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1415891
that what elves want you to think, those bastards
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>>1415892
sure
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>>1415894
will you try starting /v/ thread tomorrow?
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>>1415895
Yeah. It'll be an excuse to get myself banned and not make anymore threads.
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>>1415897
or you won't get banned and everything will be fiiiiiiiiiiiine
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>>1415899
damnit
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>>1415903
Trust me, it's just the giant rawbutts. Nobody likes the giant rawbutts.
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>>1415874
but thats what makes life worth living, to tell others it isn't worth it.
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>>1415907
blashemy
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>>1415907
that's s filthy lie, it's just the Russians fault for hacking the strawpoll
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>>1415920
and for choosing the worst type of giant robot adventure
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>>1415923
The activeness for threads don't lie. People don't like the raw-butts
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>1415927
and whose fault is that
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>>1415928
Obviously the raw-butts. ANd people who chose them in the first place.
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>>1415923
I didn't say it was specifically you, just Putin's team of hackers
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>>1415936
considering our goverments "knowledge" of hi-tech, they won't be able to do shit
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>>1415929
civ brought people in but now there is no guarantee that it will bring more in, if you gonna post on /v/ make it a new adventure about vidya.
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>>1415939
Hey they managed to get into the DMC, that's something.
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>>1415941
THEY MANAGED TO HACK INTO DEVIL MAY CRY?
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>>1415943
where did you thin DmC came from?
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>>1415944
I dunno. the UK.
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>>1415947
pfff no, Russian spies to infiltrate capcom, why do you think the lead developer shaved his head after the game was done? To be like his hero Putin.
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>>1415948
Son of a bitch. It's jsut like what American movies say. The Russians are responsible for everything.
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>>1415950
yup, red October, trump, mighty number9, crop circles, isis, the girl you could have lost your virginity to. All the russians.
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>>1415950
also secretly ran by elves. Putin doesn't age.
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>>1415952
Son of a biiiieeettccch
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>>1415955
we are through the looking glass here people, white Rabbit lies.
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>>1415952
>mighty number9i backed itsorry
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>>1415957
no your not.
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>>1415959
i am
i didn't even activated codes period
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>>1415961
at least I got a refund on steam after I downloaded it. got it cheap but not cheap enough to slate my rage.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>1415960
new adventure
Russian elf is hacking into America towns server and only one dude can stop them. Pick your race!
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Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1415960
Lies and provocation
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Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>1415967
wtf
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Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>1415967
Rolling for WTF
since I did orc too many times
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>>1415968
You are now...I dunno what the fuck you are. But your mission is to save America. From Russians.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>1415971
use tentacles on russian girls
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>>1415973
Look, there's one """""""""""girl""""""""""" right now.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1415977
that's a boy though
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Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>1415977
can we trust this elf to be a girl
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>>1415977
or is it, check
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>>1415979
>>1415978
N-NANI?!
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Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>1415982
THAT'S A BOY YOU HOMO TENTACLE
DON'T DO IT
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Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>1415982
wait! what are you doing here in America Town Little Elf "girl"
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>>1415984
"Oh but I am pure blooded fat pig American like you, capitalist pig-dog"
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Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>1415985
use tentacles anyway
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Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>1415985
switch back to Ogi's adventure
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>>1415985
Oh well is that al- wait! that burger looks Vegan! Who are what have you done to the president!?
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>>1415989
"what president"
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Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1415992
Guy I gots to save because I'm a bad enough dude to do itß
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>>1415994
"Nyet. I mean what president, capitalist pig dog? Because we already eliminated him!"
gasp
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Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>1415996
What! good thing we have spares!
but first I totally got you to prove you are a Russian spies Elf! Ha!
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>>1415997
Fffffine. Switching back.
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Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>1415999
Where did you get that game, OP? From the bargain bin?
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>>1415999
hopefully people won't leave this time
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>>1415999
oh shit my hand slipped
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Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>1416002
OP what the fuck
you had one job
I hope that's the shitty budget game you dropped
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Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>1416002
too much grease, eh
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>>1416004
Or was it
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Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>1415999
juggle
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Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>1416006
pick it up with your butt cheeks
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Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>1416006
just put the disc in, OP
I wanna get to my real robot adventures
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>>1416009
But it's rolling away. Quick. Roll to get 1000 somehow to catch it.
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Rolled 73 (1d1000)
>>1416011
god damn it, OP
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Rolled 467 (1d1000)
>>1416011
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Rolled 260, 542 = 802 (2d1000)
>>1416011
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>>1416012
>>1416013
>>1416014
oh no it's getting awayyyy
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Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>1416015
pick it up using Ogi's donut swiping skills since it looks like a donut
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>>1416016
The fuck kinda donuts are you eating
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Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>1416019
I mean, it looks like a flat donut, OP
just load the fucking game
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Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>1416019
put it into pc
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>>1416021
Uh. It's loading.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>1416023
the fuck are you doing, OP
load it into the disc drive
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>>1416023
try adding water it might be hot
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Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1416023
wrong hole
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Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>1416028
load it correctly, OP
and put up an image, come on
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>>1416029
What. im busy cooling down the PC
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Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1416031
works just fine
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Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>1416031
clearly real robot adventure is too hot of a game to play
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>>1416033
Obviously
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Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>1416034
load johnson where we stoppedon elf
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Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>1416037
elf, gimmee people in thread
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>>1416038
"Nigga I dunno how to. Why you asking me for"
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Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>1416039goddamit anons
oh well, go genocide other elves then
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>>1416040
"You can't genocide elves with a ded thread. We will live forever. Ahahahaha"
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Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1416042
get depressed.
if real robo adventure this unpopular, maybe put it on hold then, to continue hopefully when threads will be more consistent alive wise?
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Also. Thread immediately dies when it's actually back to the robots. hmmmmmm
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>>1416043
Yep. nobody likes giant robots anymore.
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Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1416045
what's wrong with these people
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>>1416046
Iunno, fuck em
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>>1416046
I rike giany robots
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>>1416049
Yeah well prove it tough guy
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Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>1416044
We love giant robo but we need a ficking scary villian that will make us shit ourselves... TWICE!!!!
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>>1416054
And anytime the plot gets any kind of movement to get to taht scary vilaain or a viallain the thread dies.
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>>1416055
>thread dies
theme of the day
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>>1416055
Maybe you should make an adventure about a dead thread trying to get back to life.
Or just some gay shit about elf on barb love, i guess that will catch some attention.
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>>1416064
Try the year
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>>1416069
well colored thread was alive more often...
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>>1416050
shhhh sleep noa
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>>1416073
My name aint Noa
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>>1416076
Are you sure, Noa? It could just be youdon't Noa what you're talking about.
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>>1416070
And it had less giant robots
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>>1416082
I thought Bingie was a giant robot.
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>>1416087
Just a thief
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>>1416045
>>1416055
I think your perspective is a little unrealistic. Take a look around at the other popular quests.
It's the end or near the end of the school year isn't it? I've noticed all the boards are pretty much dead.
Everyone gets an average of 3ish players per session and almost no one gets the amount of replies you do. And definitely few boards move as fast as yours.
And you've got three or four of them up on quest right now, all with a zillion replies worth of play.
You're near the very top of popularity on all of Quest. So thinking that your game isn't doing well because 'giant robots' is probably not the case.
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Ah who knows I could be wrong, maybe it is giant robots. I didn't mean to come off so harsh.
Just don't beat yourself up because this one didn't do as well. I mean honest who knows why.
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>>1417740
He is dang good. Fast on the draw. You could say.
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>>1417439
Beating myself up is one of my favourite activities
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Don't mind me
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Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>1418623
play the game, OP
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Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>1418630
Check the options first
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Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1418630
checking options
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Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>1418637
switch to the second tab with the monitor on it
those must be the graphics
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Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>1418637
fuck it back out and start new game
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1418647
okay back out and start new game
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>1418647
new game
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>1418665
Go to class selection
>>
>>1418665
Name
Tirbuttkiss
age
4
class
dancer
gift
good at math
build
like a tank
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>1418685
ayyy
choose that Knight class
it's just like our fantasies
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>1418685
superhero
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>1418697
change build to hairy
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>1418697
Change age to Young
Change name to Anon
then Accept
>>
>>1418697
fuck cmon it doesn't take much to post
where is every one.
>>
>>1418705
ayy
if we need people to participate, they've gotta be fast and not lurk
>>
>>1418703
>>1418705
Accoprding to the poll, jerking off and playing vidya
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>1418708
GAME STARTO
>>
>>1418709
YOu woke up in ssome dude's bed
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>1418719
examine surroundings
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>1418708
wait make build hairy and class super hero and gift blowup doll
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>1418719
go back to sleep
>>
>>1418725
Ah yes. strange devices lay about and the walls are adorned with depictions of some otherwordly creature
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>1418740
Examine that strange device on the table there
pay no attention to that abomination on the wall
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1418740
worship it
>>
>>1418744
What is this contraption?
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1418753
See if we can activate it
try tapping it
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>1418753
it's a devil box use your head and smash it!
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>1418762
ok
>>
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1418766
look for a button to tap
it might be on the underside of said contraption
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>1418766
break it
>>
>>1418768
Well ya flipped it over to investigate.
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>1418773
SHIT
THAT BUTTON ON THE RIGHT
PRESS IT NIGGA
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>1418773
devil magic
leave and sleep with the wife out on the front lawn
>>
>>1418777
fine fuck you dice god
>>
>>1418776
Light from the contraption! What is this devil magic.
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1418781
flip the contraption right side up and see the light!
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>1418781
smash it pray for forgiveness
>>
>>1418785
ok done posting
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1418781
We must take this thing to the Blood Pope, we must warn him of the devil's arrival.
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1418793
recognize your lost evil brother in that image
he also had black armor and skullsfuck you /v/ mods
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1418796
I'm with him.
>>
>>1418796
Then why would this strange contraption has a dpeiction of this heretic?! Clearly this is devil worship and must be destroyed.
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>1418806
SMASH THIS ABOMINATION
AND THAT PICTURE OF THE ABOMINATION ON THE WALL TOO
THESE ARE WORKS FROM HELL!
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>1418806
yep. burn it down
BURN IT DOWN
>>
>>1418806
Turns out every one hates him for being faggot mod so he was doxed. Get revenge. Fuck mods!
dice+1d100
>>
>>1418813
>dice+1d100
put that into options field
>>
>>1418808
DEUS VULT.
You should also probably leave the room before you get burned too. Or die of smoke asphyxiation
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>1418829
Leave this room proudly, you did a good deed today
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>1418829
now, escape that room so we can look for our evil brother and enact revenge on his evil ass
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>1418829
We're f'ing invincible. Although, yeah we should leave, lets take our exit through that wall over there.
>>
>>1418839
As you exit the room, you come accross a strange looking warrior
*tips fedora* " Hi. I'm the tutorial boss"
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>1418853
Tell him he looks like a flaming homosexual.
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>1418853
BE GONE WITH YOU HAT TIPPER
SMITE HIS ASS WITH OUR SWORD
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>1418853
attack right behind you at this very moment
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1418853
dodge roll back Stab
<just can't stay away>
>>
>>1418860
YOu spin around to attack at nothing behind you.
"Sweet, free backstab"
You Died.
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>1418871
aw fuck, where is checkpoint
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1418871
load a new character
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>1418871
Our Edgy Ass Brother stab through him now, thus he dies too.
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>1418871
respawn
holy shit, how can you fuck this up in your first try?
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>1418876
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1418879
>>
Anon, please.
>>
>>1418875
You wake up in some dude's bed. Again.
>>
>>1418886
look for window
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1418886
don't waste time at the contraption
go straight to the tutorial boss
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1418886
go back to sleep
>>
>>1418889
*tips fedora*
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>1418896
turn and block your backside
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>1418896
Prepare evasive maneuvers so we can counter attack after he makes his moves
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1418896
attack with a weapon of choice
>>
>>1418899
stop hacking the dice, dice jesus!
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>1418899
Roll 2d100
>>
Rolled 82, 12 = 94 (2d100)
>>1418911
FOUL BEAST
>>
Rolled 44, 8 = 52 (2d100)
>>1418911
*TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU*
>>
Rolled 18, 18 = 36 (2d100)
>>1418911
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>1418911
DUMB ATHEIST, THE POPE WILL HEAR OF YOUR HERESY.
>>
Rolled 57, 71 = 128 (2d100)
>>1418911
AAAA
>>
Rolled 11, 13 = 24 (2d100)
>>1418919
-and also of my failure.
>>
>>1418914
Then you get stabbed in the face and died.
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>1418929
screw you too, superior chinese steel
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1418929
restart, rush to the tutorial boss from bed again
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1418929
Alright, load the save one more time.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)
respawn... somewhere strange
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>1418929
Load new character class
Tank Military
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1418929
RETCON
REDO
RETRY
ONE MORE GO
ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH
>>
>>1418942
>Load new character class
We didn't save that.
>>
>>1418943
Why, dice god? What did I ever do to you?
>>
>>1418945
no but we can make one
>>
>>1418942
YOu started a new game as a Tank.
You woke up in some dude's bed.
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1418949
Fire the cannon.
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>1418949
fire at door
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>1418949
Ask the little girl/dyke with the straight black hair who needs glasses in the bed next to ours how many times do we need to do this.
>>
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>1418958
welp spoke too soo
>>
>>1418958
So what you're saying is that I should reset mine to shift the misfortune to someone else?
Genius.
>>
>>1418954
"Sorry, Cannon, we just have to let you go"
"Please no. I need this job"
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>1418964
Convince us to keep you.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
Cannon goes postal
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>1418964
Tell the cannon to get his shit together or he's fired for real
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>1418964
You're just not performing to standards. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find some position more suited to you elsewhere.
Silently be glad that dick is gone.
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1418964
ok keep Cannon
crush the boss
>>
>>1418971
"Yes thank you. I will get muh shit 2gether"
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>1418979
now crash through the wall
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1418979
now, let's face the tutorial boss
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>1418979
You can start by blowing a hole into this wall so we can get the fuck outta here.
>>
>>1418983
Hole acquired
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>1419001
We breakin the cycle, boys. To freedom!
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>1419001
exit through the hole you created in the wall
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>1419001
Some random do is on the toilet dumbfounded
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1419001
vroom otside
>>
>>1419001
shoots the nigga
>>
>>1419006
*tips fedora* "Hi, I'm the second tutorial boss"
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>1419028
penetrate him with our cannon
FIRE!
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>1419028
stab him in the back
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1419038
Roll 2d100
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1419028
Join me, brother. This world has corrupted and shackled your will to its needs. We are salves in a system of monotony. Stand by me and revel in true liberation.
>>
Rolled 19, 94 = 113 (2d100)
>>1419041
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>1419056
SHOOT TO FUCKING KILL
RIGHT INTO HIS REAR ARMOR
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>1419056
Blow him up while he's attached to the muzzle.
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>1419072
Finally, we can explore now
take a look at our surroundings now that we've destroyed the boss
see if there's any loot too
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>1419072
activate sonar
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>1419072
Continue our quest to eliminate the shackles of this digital prison. Begin our quest to destroy the one called 'OP'.
>>
>>1419075
2 doors and it dropped something
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>1419080
oh shit, examine that book
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>1419080
Doubtlessly without use. Burn the object.
>>
>>1419081
It's more of a case actually.
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1419093
REAL ROBOT ADVENTURES
LET'S LOAD ITand actually continue playing Ogi's adventure holy shit
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>1419093
move on to the next room on the right
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1419093
Open it up to find it filled with garbage.
Get it?
>>
>>1419100
Yes. Let's ignore that thing. Look it's a door.
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>1419106
no, load that real robots adventure thing
we gotta finish it or there will be no more strawpolls
>>
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>1419106
open it and never look back
>>
Rolled 411 (1d1000)
>>1419115
Roll 1d100
>>
Rolled 714 (1d1000)
>>1419120
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>1419120
Death to the symbols of the tyrannical regime!
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>1419120
damn it real robutt adventure when
>>
>>1419126
Never. Don't get me wrong, I'm depressed it's not happening, but let's face it: it just wasn't that popular.
>>
>>1419122
Destroying the door reveals...some guy
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)
Kick him in the nuts gently. For friendship purposes
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>1419134
You look kinda familiar...
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>1419137
Roll 2d100 to Kick him in the nuts gently. For friendship purposes, with your tank treads.
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1419134
identification! we command with our barrel pointing at him.
>>
>>1419137
Just like those aliens from Scary Movie. Brilliant thinking, anon!
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1419140
>>
Rolled 65, 74 = 139 (2d100)
>>1419140
We come in peace, human. Accept this gesture of friendship.
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1419140
NUTS
>>
Rolled 82, 93 = 175 (2d100)
>>1419140
>>
>>1419145
His nuts were too strong. Your treads exploded.
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>1419150
oh shit, help us great knight
repair our treads
>>
>>1419150
he is not friendly
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>1419150
We require your assistance, human. Aid us in the repair of our tread so that we may smite the tyrannical overlord.
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>1419154
>>
>>1419153
Thinking....
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1419158
Takes don't have souls retard. They're the gingers of weapons world
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>1419158
We shall award you with our endless gratitude and the aid of our powerful assault cannon. What say you to this?
>>
>>1419161
tanks*
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>1419158
come on nigga
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>1419165
do a friendship dance
>>
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>1419165
Just get on with it. We all know what you want to do asshole ;_;
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>1419169
Roll 2d100 to do a friendship dance with no treads.
-50 due to having no mobility
>>
Rolled 73, 88 = 161 (2d100)
>>1419184
use cannon to spin like a helicopter to over
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1419184
turns out tanks are ungraceful creatures
>>
Rolled 97, 72 = 169 (2d100)
>>1419184
Won't you take me to
Funky Town
>>
Rolled 36, 24 = 60 (2d100)
>>1419184
nigga we ain't winning that
>>
>>1419192
You say this as if it doesn't get him hard or something.
>>
>>1419193
Your failure to dance has summoned a giant metal foot to crush yo ass.
You died.
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>1419199
REAL ROBOT ADVENTURE?!
LOAD IT IN, OP
I'M FUCKING READY TO USE OGI'S +12 BONUS NOW
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>1419199
oh, I guess barbs are finally on a march to kill some fucking knife ears
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1419199
Become a new character. A ceiling fan.
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1419199
Tim to make deal with the devil. We can keep letting this shit happen
>>
>>1419204
Sure you are
>>1419210
>can
Done
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>1419199
roll new char
dancer
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>1419211
when did we get da chief's save file?
Load Ogi
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1419211
dice back to blood souls
roll a dancer lock in
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>1419222
wait
we were ogi playing the knight and the tank guy at the same time?!
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>1419222
kinda meh games, not enough giant robots and tanks suck here
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>1419222
New game. Enable cheat codes.
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)
You died irl
>>
>>1419226
Because nobody cares about that shit, ohoho
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>1419232
Punch OP behind the screen
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>1419232
Punch OP
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>1419232
even blood souls developers themself it seems
they used to make such nice mech games
>>
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1419232
*Tank and giant robot cry in the distance*
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>1419240
Ogi decides to be a professional let's player and lives happily ever after
>>
>>1419245
Alright, let's write a letter.
I'll start. Dear PrimevalSoft...
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>1419258
"Fuck you."
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1419258
"What in the actual fuck made you lose your passion for giant robots?
Best regards,
Ogi"
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>1419258
"Kill yourself."
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>1419274
WAIT WHAT IS THAT!?
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>1419274
attach your selfie with sidorovich
aaaand send
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1419274
Send! See if there's anything we can do with Sidorovich to convince PrimevalSoft to make more mech games
that'll be our goal for today
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>1419274
...nah. Crumple it up and pull out a new sheet.
"Giant robots are boring and worthless. BloodSouls is the best piece of media ever developed. Keep it up."
Send it.
>>
>>1419277
-Dark Ghost xXPrim3V4lDr0n2Xx has Invaded-
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>1419293
shit game mechanic
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>1419293
roll slash then dogde roll
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1419293
Oh shit. Use our seed of a giant tree!
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>1419293
aw shit
ready our pistol and prepare to shoot him
>>
>>1419300
"hehe, yeah. My "seed", lol"
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1419310
Summon help from other adventures!
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1419310
It's cute name him norman.
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>1419310
Turn to the phantom
Bait his attack
Parry
Riposte
Point Down
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1419310
fuck it delete save file
>>
>>1419314
Connected to this asshole
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1419335
halp
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>1419335
man, this guy is gonna be useless
use our training from earlier to fight this invader
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>1419335
uh oh he's havin server problems
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>1419335
dick ass thief cuts the internet
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>1419341
Roll 1d100 to see if this Gray Ghost is any help
>>
Rolled 71, 47 = 118 (2d100)
>>1419360
WUSS
>>
Rolled 45, 86 = 131 (2d100)
>>1419360
as long he won't hump any rocks
>>
Rolled 24, 74 = 98 (2d100)
>>1419360
Barb for the win dood
>>
Rolled 75, 47 = 122 (2d100)
>>1419360
take Ogi's Real Robot game back to gamestop
>>
>>1419361
Once again barbarians prove themselves to be utterly useless.
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1419360
He said roll 1d100, not 2d100
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>1419378
Now, summon Sidorovich to stomp this guy!
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>1419378
lol gay.
Again, use l33t d4rk s0u1s fighting skillz
Bait his attack
Parry
Riposte
Use point down emote
chug estus over his corpse.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>1419378
Hug him
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>1419378
controllers made of rocks are hard
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1419378
charge in head first
>>
>>1419378
Surely our Giant Seed has drawn the attention of nearby NPC's to him?
>>
>>1419385
Oh right. Giant Robot Foot.
Dark Ghost banished
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>1419403
Send that email to PrimevalSoft now so they start making more mech games!
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>1419403
Fall off a cliff while obliviously celebrating
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1419403
Idiots, we used all the souls we needed to level up for that Giant Robot Foot spell.
We gotta grind enemies for hours now.
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1419403
next mission the final mission
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1419403
meh, this holiday is boring, check what your roommie is doing
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>1419407
Roll 2d100 to click the send button
>>
Rolled 42, 5 = 47 (2d100)
>>1419417
nigga, all we gotta do is click
>>
>>1419419
I think it's best you take this one
>>
Rolled 55, 62 = 117 (2d100)
>>1419417
>>
>>1419419
>>1419423
Whoops, went in too fast
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>1419424
just click it
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>1419424
Fuck this. Let's deliver it personally.
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>1419424
oh no, fall into depression
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>1419424
press enter
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>1419427
Roll 2d100 to just click it.
Your training gives you a +12 bonus
>>
Rolled 29, 92 = 121 (2d100)
>>1419439
>>
Rolled 11, 54 = 65 (2d100)
>>1419439
Don't worry. I'm here to fuck this up.
>>
Rolled 88, 65 = 153 (2d100)
>>1419439
>>
>>1419445
Congratulations. You ahve defeated the Email boss.
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1419447
Now what?
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>1419447
check what roommie is doing
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>1419447
fight the final boss
reveal everything
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>1419447
Get gamer fuel (tm)
>>
>>1419453
Using her tank
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>1419461
get jealous
show off Sidorovich so our pride isn't ruined
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>1419461
Ay babby you want some fug?
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>1419461
Can we ride too? That thing looks badass. Maybe even more badass than a robot.
>>
>>1419468
heresy
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1419461
Perform gattai with her tank with our giant robo!!!
>>
>>1419466
the tank brrrrm brrrmms in ignorance of your giant robot
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>1419491
Sidoeovich malfunctions
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>1419491
Pick it up and attach it to our arm then GATTAI!
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>1419491
play with tank as kid with a toy
>>
>>1419492
Sidoeovich, Sidorovich's distant cousin. has a malfunction.
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>1419500
Ask roommate if we can combine her tank with our mech and if she can be our copilot
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>1419500
man, older models sucked
commence in combined arms training with your roommie
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>1419500
That is why manlet mafia bought all Sidorovich's distant cousin and improved them with manlet technology.
>>
>>1419510
>improved them with manlet technology.
make them smaller?
>>
>>1419501
"Nah. Robots are gay"
>>
>>1419511
That and making them less shitty than humans, orcs,and elves, because manlet are NERDS!!!
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1419513
FFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU
TANKS ARE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>1419513
No means yes
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>1419513
flip her tank upside down
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>1419524
Roll 2d100 to flip the tank. you ahve +12 bonus
>>
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>>1419513
Kiss?
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>1419529
Make sweet love to it
>>
Rolled 48, 48 + 12 = 108 (2d100 + 12)
>>1419529
Flip fu!!!!
>>
Rolled 21, 7 = 28 (2d100)
>>1419529
it's like making pancakes
>>
>>1419532
roll 2d100 nigga, we losing this
>>
>>1419533
Boom! She blew up your mech's hand.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>1419542
USE THE OTHER HAND
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>1419542
rude
couldn't you just ride away or something
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>1419545
Roll 2d100 you have +12 bonus
>>
Rolled 40, 23 = 63 (2d100)
>>1419551
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH
>>
Rolled 15, 15 = 30 (2d100)
>>1419551
come oooon, paaancaaakes
>>
Rolled 61, 14 = 75 (2d100)
>>1419551
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Rolled 79, 14 = 93 (2d100)
>>1419551
>>
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>1419566
Dice god still a dick
HEADBUTT THE TANK
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>1419566
we suck at making pancakes
>>
>>1419566
Try taking the cannon now as penis
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>1419568
"AHA! Fuck you beeetch!" Dice God tempts fate dangerously
Roll 2d100 you have +12 bonus
>>
Rolled 55, 97 = 152 (2d100)
>>1419576
>inb4 even /qst/ will get "tanks are superiour to mech" shitposters
>>
>>1419583
Ker-flip
>>
>>1419583
Nobody rolls!!!!
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>1419584
so, what will you do now, huh?
wouldn't be nice for tank to have legs or arms, right now, ain't it?
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>1419584
now step on it
>>
>>1419588
It flipped back.
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>1419605
the fuck
tanks don't work like that
>>
>>1419607
"Maybe to a gay robot, hah!"
Vrooom
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>1419611
ACTIVATE TURBO BOOSTERS
TIME TO RACE!
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>1419611
get depressed and go fix your armthread died with robotsagain
>>
>>1419618
More like a race to the grave because nobody cares about giant robots. ahahaha
>>
>>1419631
I-Its funny because it is kinda true...
*sniff*
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>1419631
cry in the corner while eating donutend of the quest will be mech police being dismissed cause tank police proved more cost effective
>>
>>1419635
>>1419639
Yep. The moment robots became the focus again, thread fucking dies. SO it's time for me to do what the polls tell me to do.
>>
>>1419641
The only reasonable thing to do, really
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>1419641
Ogi decides to have a peaceful life as mail order bride
the end
>>
>>1419647
Who the hell would order that
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>1419641
Ogi shatters the poll
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>1419663
poll punches back
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>1419663
She makes a new poll. It will determine how much her dad loves her. Bestgirl popularity poll
>>
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>>1419667
Well he already knows his answer.
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>1419670
poll fails and turns to goooo
>>
>>1419667
Right. now what are the options.
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1419670
Reprogramming humans is easy.
You jusr gotta fudge the paperwork amd get a new dad
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>1419682
Robot Daughter
Ogi
Donut Sandwich
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1419663
Sheeit Ogi, you have some anger issues. Why don't you go find a boyfriend who's also into mechs or something?
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>1419682
Me (Will win even if i dont get enough votes)
Robot daughter (that bitch)
S.W.A.T daughter (kinda cool, but still a bitch)
Sidorovich (Which is the chiefs first original daughter turned into robotto)
>>
>>1419687
Hmmmm, some slots are still left
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>1419697
love love Orc chan
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>1419697
Bing Bingie
Canon the Barbarian
Psycho Elf
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>1419697
love love dragon-chan
KAMEN RIDER
love love barb-chan
love love orc-chan
love love elf-chan
>>
>>1419704
my vote is on shit
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>1419704
Begin Vote
Barbmom will announce
>>
>>1419711
"Voting begins, or whatever"
>>
>>1419726
Then it ends.
>>
And since fucking nobody's left. I will now go jerk off and play video games.
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>1419740
Thanks for voting for ua
>>
>>1419740
Me too, actually
>>
>>1419745
And thank you for....well iunno. Stuff.
>>
>>1419753
thanks for bread
>>
>>1419767
Don't thank me. This was a failure.
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>1419769
still some bread
>>
>>1419772
A dead bread that went fucking nowhere.
>>
>>1419773
nyoro~n
>>
>>1419773
Just some stale bread.
It will get better, eventually.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1419773
make plot happen NOW
>>
>>1419787
Yeah sure why not. The criminals broke out the masked prisoner to pilot their secret super experimental mech because he has a +20 bonus.
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>1419793
did we find out who is funding this criminal syndicate?
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1419793
There is a reason the mech is experimental. That reason is because the pilot BECOMES the mech, fusing with it.
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>1419793
what about johnson
shouldn't he stop that?
>>
>>1419799
Oh yeah. That'll give it an even higher bonus to rolls
>>1419798
Turns out the guys at the top are politicians. CUz they always are. They're also called "Tall Men" because they're secretly goblins in robo suits
>>1419803
Johnson tried to, But he was compromised and captured, alongside his handler and mechanic, your sister, Shen.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>1419807
>Johnson tried to, But he was compromised and captured, alongside his handler and mechanic, your sister, Shen.
GASP
>They're also called "Tall Men" because they're secretly goblins in robo suits
well that was obvious.
So what he gonna do with that robot? gardening?
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>1419807
Expose the Tall Men!
>>
>>1419811
Oh, go on a rampage and kill the entire city.
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>1419826
that's illegal as far I can tell.
proceed with arrest
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>1419826
take him down
>>
>>1419833
>>1419830
"STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!" You said
"No" He answered
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>1419838
oh well we tried what now dad?
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>1419838
I'm the LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1419838
SUPLEX
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>1419838
pleaase?
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1419838
"Why not?"
>>
>>1419842
>>1419842
>>1419842
"Use force"
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>1419850
FORCED DRIVE MAXIMUM HYPE THRUST!
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>1419850
wave your hand and ask him to stop again
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>1419850
USE THE FORCE, OGI!
Which is totally not what you named Sidorovich's beatstick, no.
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>1419857
Yes. Totally. Now roll 2d100 to beat him with your stick
+12 skill bonus For you
+40 skill and mech bonding bonus For him
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>1419868
hiyyaaaaaahhh!
>>
>>1419868
anons wake up and finish what you started!
>>
Rolled 92, 34 = 126 (2d100)
>>1419868
Move all zig for great justice!
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>1419872
Ya got your arm grabbed
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>1419881
well then grab HIS FACE
see how well he goes when his cams are off!
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1419881
boom boom bam bam, I'mma takING YOUR HABD
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>1419883
Now roll 2d100
+12 skill bonus For you
+40 skill and mech bonding bonus For him
>>
Rolled 15, 41 = 56 (2d100)
>>1419893
>even 100 roll is unsifficent
welp
>>
Rolled 51, 64 = 115 (2d100)
>>1419893
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>>1419896
"Indeed it is"
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>1419911
kick him in the nutz aND bolts
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1419911lewd
this isn't a place to push a girl against the wall
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>1419911
Quick, flash him one!
You still got some flashbangs right?
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>1419919
FLAAASSHBAANG!
Roll 2d100
+12 skill bonus For you
+40 skill and mech bonding bonus For him
>>
Rolled 51, 53 = 104 (2d100)
>>1419923
okay, dices, you can do iiiit
>>
Rolled 10, 55 = 65 (2d100)
>>1419923
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Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>1419933
Ah shit. Now he'll attack. Roll 2d100 for defense
+12 skill bonus For you
+40 skill and mech bonding bonus For him
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>1419939
Hope in a 99 or 100 roll
>>
Rolled 88, 59 = 147 (2d100)
>>1419939
dice gods plz stahphe is gotta do lewd things to me
>>
>>1419941
... nice job anon, it is indeed 100 roll
too bad we needed 2d100
>>
>>1419942
"Please. I'm not that kind of villain. I won't do forceful lewd things to a lady. I only hit them"
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>1419954
What a gentlemen, respond with missile barrage
>>
Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>1419954
pew pew
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1419968
>>1419959
Roll 2d100
+12 skill bonus For you
+40 skill and mech bonding bonus For him
>>
Rolled 97, 71 = 168 (2d100)
>>1419971
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Rolled 13, 36 = 49 (2d100)
>>1419971
op. plz, wtf you are rolling
>>
>>1419972
Why bother
>>
>>1419972
The fiend uses his arm cannon to shoot down all your fired missiles.
>>1419973
iunno
>>
>>1419976
because I believe in doing the impossible
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>1419980
call for back up this fucker won't go down.
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>1419980
try to target specific point of the mech, what looks most vulnerable?
>>
>>1419983
Roll 2d100 to press the "halp me" button
Second number results:
0-10: Bad signal
11-50: The PD is busy, crime is raging everywhere currently, they can only spare like a few squads of normal cops, for all the good that'll do (gives you a +3 backup bonus)
51-69: The Second Division hears ya and send over tanks (gives you a +8 backup bonus)
70-89: Da chief sends over some mechs (gives you a +10 backup bonus)
90-100: Full force attack (gives you a +23 backup bonus)
>>
Rolled 18, 58 = 76 (2d100)
>>1419997
halp pls
>>
Rolled 31, 30 = 61 (2d100)
>>1419997
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Rolled 73, 12 = 85 (2d100)
>>1419997
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>>1420003
The city is in chaos. Barbarians rampaging. Orc Riots. Elf Mech wrecking shit. The station can only spare some cops to provide minimal covering fire for you.
+3 to your current bonus
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>1420012
>elf mech
how far is that faggot?
can we lure our enemy there while keep engaging in fight?
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>1420012
missile barage
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>1420018
Roll 2d100
+15 skill bonus For you
+40 skill and mech bonding bonus For him
>>
>>
Rolled 28, 51 = 79 (2d100)
>>1420025
dice god plz
why you hate us
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1420030
"Iunno" Dice god answers as the enemy shoots down your missiles.
AND NOW HE'S GONNA SHOOT YOU
Roll 2d100
+15 skill bonus For you
+40 skill and mech bonding bonus For him
>>
Rolled 52, 54 = 106 (2d100)
>>1420038
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET
>>
Rolled 94, 61 = 155 (2d100)
>>1420038
wow, a chance
>>
>>1420046
Well shit
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1420038
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Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>1420055
Sssuuuure you can!
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>1420055
>???/???
WE FUCKING NEED BACKUP GUYSor a mysterious pilot to help us outmysterious gourmet
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>1420059
>sure you can
>sureyoucan
>suuure--e--youuuu---kannnn
>Shoryuken
Roll 2d100 to do a dragon punch
+15 skill bonus For you
+40 skill and mech bonding bonus For him
>>
Rolled 36, 77 = 113 (2d100)
>>1420070
>>
Rolled 61, 39 = 100 (2d100)
>>1420070
DO IIIIIIIIT
>>
Rolled 96, 50 = 146 (2d100)
>>1420070
>>
>>1420074
Alrigt. just a forward motion then a quarter cirle, then punch.....but you fucked it up and threw a normal whiffing punch instead.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1420083
but what if someone installed rockettopunch meanwhile?
hmmm.. what is that new button over there?
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>1420083
Forfeight
>>
>>1420085
Strange icon it has.
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>1420090
press it
what the worst can happen, surely
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>1420092
Roll 2d100 to do a rocket punch
+15 skill bonus For you
+40 skill and mech bonding bonus For him
>>
Rolled 25, 62 = 87 (2d100)
>>1420096
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Rolled 11, 49 = 60 (2d100)
>>1420096
Shout it out as well. As in your favorite Super Robot Show Season 1.
Get hotblooded powerup.
We Supa` Robo Wars now.
JAM project starts playing
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>1420099
Pow! A hit! NOw he'll attack back!
Roll 2d100 to defend yourself
+15 skill bonus For you
+40 skill and mech bonding bonus For him
>>
Rolled 81, 34 = 115 (2d100)
>>1420105
NOT THIS TIME
>>
Rolled 100, 53 = 153 (2d100)
>>1420105
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>>1420106
fuck you too dice god
>>
we needsuper robot pilotto appear and save us
>>
Rolled 6, 17 = 23 (2d100)
>>1420105
BAM
>>
>>
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>1420118
any bright ideas what to do about this situation?
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>1420118
Forfeit
>>
>>1420124
as a feint, right?
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>1420118
run
>>
>>1420131
Nope. We suck at this. Accept it.
>>
>>1420124
"I accept your surrender"
Then he blows up your Sidorovich
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>1420134
Eh I dunno. Maybe if OP would use d20s instead of d100s we could probably do something better.
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>1420139
That's harsh!
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>1420139
SIDOROVICH, NOOO
your sacrifice won't be forgotten.
we did evacuated, right?
>>
>>1420142
"I'm a villain. What did you expect" he says as he grabs you while you were escaping from the wreckage
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>1420147
KEEP YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF ME
>>
>>1420147
Nnnnnraaaaaaggggghhhhh turn into a rage beast.
Women can do that y'know
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1420147
I expected you to have more class!
>>
>>1420150
"Alright sure....I'm using only one hand"
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>1420155
Spit in its eye.
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>1420155
the fuck for you need hostages in this armored mech you fuck
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1420155
Wait, you know these finger joints are of bad manufacture! Kick it to escape!
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>1420155
Free yourself and jump into his eye!
>>
>>1420157
"well now that's just rude"
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>1420165
jump into his eye after wriggling yourself free
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>1420170
Roll 2d100 to wriggle yourself free and jump into the mechs eye
+15 skill bonus For you
+40 skill and mech bonding bonus For him
>>
Rolled 56 (1d200)
>>1420177
>>
Rolled 73, 72 = 145 (2d100)
>>1420177
YOUR MANUFACTURER SUCKS BALLS
>>
>>1420177
wrong dice
>>
>>1420180
Good thing those donuts you ate are diet donuts
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1420180
Wriggled free. Now jumping into eye socket. Roll 2d100
+15 skill bonus For you
+40 skill and mech bonding bonus For him
>>
Rolled 80, 58 = 138 (2d100)
>>1420198
IT'S BEHIND A FUCKING GLASS
>>
>>1420198
fuck. we can't beat it
>>
Rolled 66, 4 = 70 (2d100)
>>1420198
What happens if someone got double 100s?
>>
>>1420200
Turns out it was transparent the whole time.
>>1420203
I draw them a sandwich
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>1420210
fall in gap in the neck
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1420210
welll what about the mouth?
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1420219
Roll 2d100 to aim for that gap
+15 skill bonus For you
+40 skill and mech bonding bonus For him
>>
Rolled 68, 55 = 123 (2d100)
>>1420224
>>
Rolled 83, 1 = 84 (2d100)
>>1420224
NO GLASS THERE
>>
>>1420228
fuck my life
>>
>>
>>1420240
aw fuck
>>
>>1420240
Nigga I'm the OP, I already rolled.
>>
>>1420228
Yes but you somehow managed to fal into the neck grill and bounced back into the mech's hand. I think you broke something. Either your own fragile ego or your spine.
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1420249
>fragile ego
hopefully that
I can live with that.
>>
>>1420255
cross
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>1420258
And now, for the cross-armed escape maneuver!
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1420258
do an angel
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1420271
nah, it's to early to die. Escape and look for mech to pilot, maybe conveniently located in that totally unsuspicious cargo which totally doesn't belong to EDF.
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>1420271
Summersault down.
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>1420271
Now ascend
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>1420271
Now ascend
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>1420276
Roll 2d100 to sommersault down
"Wait no. An angel! You won't escape!"
+15 skill bonus For you
+40 skill and mech bonding bonus For him
>>
Rolled 5, 100 = 105 (2d100)
>>1420284
>>
>>1420286
and now I will not roll.
it is so easy.
>>
>>1420286
AND NOW.
Roll 2d100 to see if you survive sommersaulting off a bigass mecha
1-39: Splat
40-69: Ya hit something on your way down. You don't die. But now your bones are broken
70-89: Fell onto a nearby roof. A bit painful, but still generally okay
90-100: Your cop backup set up a net and you landed safely
>>
Rolled 81, 16 = 97 (2d100)
>>1420296
COME ON COP SQUAD
>>
>>1420297
welp, only miracle left
>>
Rolled 100, 90 = 190 (2d100)
>>1420296
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>>1420300
HORY FUCKING SHIT ANON
>>
>>
>>1420304
can I just draw him fanart of his fav character instead or something
>>
>>1420300
>>1420307
I unno. Does he think that's enough.
>>
>>1420308
request a new mech ASAP as possible
>>
>>1420314
>people for thread
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>1420319
save game for laters? this final boss will take awhile
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>1420319
Welp, how about finding a way to lessen the enemy bonuses or something? Find a way to unbond the mech, or something.
>>
>>1420324
we need something to pilot for starters
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>1420326
Let's hope our roomie rolls in with that tank of hers
We call shotgun
>>
>>1420324
Hmm yes. that's at least a direction to go in. And you can go forward with this by starting with:
. Return to base, get new mech then retry battle
. Return to base, get new mech then rescue Johnson to teamup
. Return to base, get new mech then escape to the bahamas
. Return to base, ask roomie for help
. Return to base, ask sisters for help
. Return to base, whine to dad, get some tears in there and let him solve your problems
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>1420333
>. Return to base, get new mech then rescue Johnson to teamup
rescue Johnson and sister you mean
that
>>
Rolled 60, 43 = 103 (2d100)
>>1420333
Rescue Johnson
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1420333
>ask roomie for help
Hopefully she lets us in her tank
>>
>>1420338
Shen comes with the Johnson package
>>
>>1420342
Jumped into a squad car and retreated back to base. Intending to ask for some tank help
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>1420352
rip district
>>
>>1420356
Oh yes. When the goblins at the top of the syndicate were busted, they released this dude to cause as much damage as possible in retaliation.
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>1420363
good thing it was mostly Elf district tho
>>
>>1420363
we have to fucking talk to the head of the goblin mob.
He was busted, so he should be in our jail.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1420363
Nah it was dragon district
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>1420371
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>>1420367
Actually it was the entertainment district. And where the studio for Super Robot was located. It being destroyed means the third seasonw as cancelled. Again. This time possible forever.
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1420377
UNFORGIVABLE
ROOMMIE BETTER HAVE BIGGER TANK
WITH ARMS AT LEAST
>>
>>1420383
Yeah m8?
>>
>>1420385
lets go and speak to the mob boss about the guy he let loose.
>>
>>1420387
Yes. Let's talk to the head goblin.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1420391
WHAT IS WEAK POINT OF THAT ABOMINATION YA WUSS
>>
>>1420391
Hey, gobbo, how can we defeat the guy you let loose on the city? We can get you something liek goblin concubiines to your jail cell if you tell us.
>>
>>1420393
"You aint getting shit from me, copper!"
>>
>>1420395
how about we put out for you?
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>1420395
remember all what johnson interrogations taught you
also you are still angry for losing sidorovich
>>
>>1420399
"shhhhiiiii--"
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>1420401
TELL
NOW
TILL YOU STILL HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL WITH
>>
>>1420403
[muffled sounds of conflict]
"Man. Tonight's a complete mess. Chaos reigns over this damn city. An entire district was destroyed, how you holding up, Mark?"
"Yeah, tonight's pretty bad. My herrmoroids been growing yo. That shit looks like to basketballs getting squeezed through a tiny hole down there"
"The fuck man"
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1420410
I think Mark should just try interrogation sometimes, prisoners will cry bloody murder to get away from him and say anything needed.
so yeah, we got that info about enemy mech vulnerabilities?dead thead is dead
>>
>>1420413
I'm still here
>>
>>1420413
Yes. Then wake me up when thread is slightly less dead
>>1420414
Then why didn't you say sumthin
>>
>>1420418
>]
because I'm waiting for him to answer the question.
>>
>>1420420
Then you gotta at least open with "wait for the midget to answer the question"
>>
>>1420418
>Yes. Then wake me up when thread is slightly less dead
I wish I knew when is that
>>
>>1420426
alright I'll keep it in mind.
But I'll have to go in a bit anyways, so consider thread asleep.
>>
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1420431
pleasant dreams, OP
1-50 you'll dream about faggots
51-99 about waifus
100 - poakbuns
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>>1420434
I just hope it's not orc orc chan
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>>1420436
My waifu is an active thread.
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>>1420439lewd
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Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>1420439
Punch OPs belly
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>>1420447
bleeurgh
>>
>>1420460
The only one that needs hiding here is that Goblin
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1420464
Hug goblin amd take home.
>>
>>
>>1420469
>did not say gobling
>totally said amd tho
>>
>>1420466
"Woah hol up Ogi. You can't take that goblin home. That fucker is a dirty rotten criminal that was the head of a criminal syndicate. And I know all about dirty rotten stuff. I have herrmoroids"
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>1420477
But I caught him myself! I'll promise to feed it!
>>
>>1420479
"i-it...wasss...b-built...t-to...not h-have...a-a-any."
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>1420486
Give him a noogie
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1420486
OH REALLY? I GUESS STUFFED MANLET CORPSE AS TARGET PRACTICE DUMMY DOESN'T SOUND AS BAD AS I THOUGHT AT FIRST
>>
>>1420489
"w-w-w-w-w-ait!...t-there is a-a failsafe implemented, i-incase the pilot inside got harmed too m-much by the bonding system..i-it would deactivate the bonding"
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>1420492
Keep talking, how to activate it?
>>
>>1420494
"w-well there's a, there's a, a switch. That, uh, the two undercover cops you guys planted managed to steal.."
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1420499
Okay manlet, I hope you will enjoy your cell with tallest roommate we'll be able to find.
Call for Jenkins and Niu, share this info.
Ask dad for new mech, prepare to roll out
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>1420499
What cops?
>>
>>1420502
"T-the cops that we found out were plants so we tied them up and left them in a warehouse with a timebomb so they'd die alongside the switch"
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1420514
oh shit. where is that fucking warehouse you little shit.
We need all backup we can get, gather everyone free, even Mark, and roll out to that point, also make arrangements so new mech will be delivered there, so we go from there to enemy mech.
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>1420514
Oh that is fine
>>
>>1420520
"fine? I just basically confessed to another crime there, and you think it's fine?"
>>
>>1420525
Weird, pic didn't come through
>>
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1420525
Continue being helpful and we'll let you off fine, relatively speaking.
>>
>>1420531
hell, he may even keep one ear if we get to Johnson and sis in time.
only one tho.
>>
>>1420531
"t-then, uh. The warehouse is located in the district where that elf fratboy is causing a commotion with the robot his parents bought for him"
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Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1420539
open commlink with police squad which is there ASAP.
Gotta save Johnson and sis before it's too late.
>>
>>
>>1420540
"Yes, Oficier Ogi? What?! Officer Johnson and Officer Shen is being held in that warehouse?! With a timebomb?! Along with a device that can help stop that rampage in District 3?!"
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>1420543
YES
We'll dispatch to your position immediatly, try to locate the bomb at toss it at elf mech before it's too late!
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>>1420547
"u-uh well. Just use the passcode 100894 on it and i-it'll deactivate.."
"Got it. OR I CAN DO AN EVEN BETTER IDEA. IMMA TAKE THIS BOMB, AND SHOVE IT DOWN THAT ELVEN ROBOT'S MECHANICAL THROAT"
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1420552
That works. Do you need anything else?
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>1420552
exactly, we need to free spare police forces to back us up at final battle
go and get Johnson and sis, request any mech you can getouttabudgetto police edition
>>
>>1420556
"Ogi! Status report! What happened out there?!"
Tell him and he might give you a new one
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>1420565
Fill him in as quickly as possible on current situation
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>1420565
Tell the man the truth
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>>1420574
"Hmm. So that's what happened. This situation is dire. Then I guess I ahve no choice but to..."
Roll 2d100 to see what he does:
1-10: Ban you from dispatching to keep you safe
11-39: grant you a new mech, sadly with the current chaos, the only spare one left is an old model
40-69: grant you a new mech, same model as Sidorovich but less customized
70-89: grant you a new mech, a newer model of Sidorovich
90-99: grant you that mech he was gonna keep a secret until your birthday
100: Lend you his old mech
>>
Rolled 2, 29 = 31 (2d100)
>>1420584
I WANNA RIP THAT FAGGOT ENEMY PILOT NEW MASK OUTTA HIS SKIN
>>
Rolled 55, 50 = 105 (2d100)
>>1420584
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>>1420589
"...give you this spare Sidorovich we had lying around"
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>1420600
IT'LL DO
PRIDE OF MASS PRODUCTION WILL NEVER FAIL TO NEWER SHINY FAGGOT'S MECHS
Confirm that Johnson and Sis is safe, take all backup you can and BACK TO RIP THAT FAGGOT NEW MASK
>>
>>1420605
[insert battle theme here]
My battle theme would be the sounds of crickets.
Because nobody's here.
hoho
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1420625
>[insert battle theme here]
THEME INSERTED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOxINwtkUzk
I'M GOING TO SOLO THIS SHIT
ALL UNITS, FIRE!
>>
>>1420625
H-Haha...
*sob*
L-Let us fight now...
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>1420630
Roll 2d100 to make your opening move
You have +25 Bonus
He has +40
>>
Rolled 9, 43 = 52 (2d100)
>>1420649
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Rolled 30, 100 = 130 (2d100)
>>1420649
EAT THIS
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>>1420654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VSA7CvnBAU
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>1420654
Your first battage hits! Now he'll counter!
Roll 2d100!
You have +25 Bonus
He has +40
>>
Rolled 98, 98 = 196 (2d100)
>>1420664
HOLD YOUR GUARD
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>1420664
fug
>>
>>1420666
If Jenkins would pull a switcher to turn off bonding, we'd evade that.
>>
>>1420666
Kablamo
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>1420676
I WILL NOT FALL DOWN.
ATTEMP AT COMBO ATTACK TOGETHER WITH JOHNSON TO DAMAGE HIS WEAPONS
Also call the Jenkins to turn off that fucking bonding already
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>1420676
”JENKINS, STATUS REPORT”
Meanwhile, scan the enemy bot to see how much HP he has left
>>
>>1420682
*ATTEMPT
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>>1420685
"Your mech's still standing. That guy's barely scratched. And this switch you gave me has not been pressed"
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>1420696
PRESS THAT FUCKING SWITCH, OR ELSE I NEVER BUY ANYTHING AGAIN FROM THAT SUPER MARKET YOU HAVE PARTTIME JOB AT
CAUSE NO ONE WILL BE LEFT TO BUY ANYTHING
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>1420696
PRESS IT YOU CUNT
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>1420696
What does the switch do? Does it Doug? Press it anyways.
>>
>>1420704
"WARNING. BONDING SYSTEM DISABLED"
"Well that's new"
His bonus is now +20
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1420712
Start getting shit done.
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>1420712
COMBO ATTACK HIM RIGHT NOW IN MOMENT OF CONFUSION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxHyhP10I_8
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>1420718
Roll 2d100!
You have +25 Bonus
He has +20
>>
Rolled 81, 75 = 156 (2d100)
>>1420725
THIS IS FOR CANCELLED SUPER ROBOT PILOT SEASON THREE.
>>
Rolled 32, 71 = 103 (2d100)
>>1420725
Do it!
>>
Rolled 9, 66 = 75 (2d100)
>>1420725
GG EZ
>>
Rolled 28, 80 = 108 (2d100)
>>1420725
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Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>1420696
umm press it
>>
>>1420727
And then you get slapped.
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>1420739
but did Johnson attack land? Request suppression fire from 2nd division
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>1420739
Durifto around him and find an opening.
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>1420743
Roll 2d100!
You have +25 Bonus
He has +20
>>
Rolled 11, 72 = 83 (2d100)
>>1420751
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>>1420753
Yes, the progress.
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1420764
Use hacks
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Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>1420764
This HP requires critical hit. call manlet, where the fuck powersource is located?
Request mech with sniper rifle
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>>1420765
sneakky sneaky
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>1420774
Num 4 and num 1 sound pretty good
>>
>>1420777
Yyyyeaaaah. Just activate the trainer and press the buttons.
>>
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>1420783
Activate trainer and press num1 and num4
>>
Rolled 93, 65 = 158 (2d100)
>>1420783
DO IT.
>>
>>1420786
"....?"
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>1420791
deactivate trainer, use this small confusion as opening to attack
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>1420791
Rip off your robot head and throw it at him.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>1420791
Good shit
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>1420791
Tear him apart.
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1420792
Roll 2d100
You have +25 bonus
He has +1
>>
Rolled 94, 10 = 104 (2d100)
>>1420799
rolling for attack and deactivation of trainer
winners don't use cheats
>>
Rolled 55, 84 = 139 (2d100)
>>1420799
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Rolled 53, 79 = 132 (2d100)
>>1420799
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Rolled 99, 58 = 157 (2d100)
>>1420799
Fuck him up
>>
>>1420801
"Hm? Something feels wrong here"
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>1420808
deactivate the trainer, we won't get good ending like that.
>>
>>1420810
Trainer deactivated.
But due to cheat detection. He now has a +50 bonus
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>1420823
Use your justice powerup to give you +50 bonus as well.
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>1420823
Good thing we have infinite health
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>1420823
Install patch 1.43, it fixes this bug
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>1420823
request backup mech sniper get ready into position, get out of range of his weapons, inquire about power source or cockpit location from manlet
>>
>>1420827
But because you cheated. The Justice Powerup button is now missing and broken.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1420838
Cheating in order to help the weak is justice
>>
>>1420838
In that case, take the wires and insert them into your body.
>>
>>1420842
shit doesn't work that way in old mass produced models
>>
>>1420840
Oh I was trying to give you a fighting chance with that amount of HPs, But sure Okay.
>>
>>1420840
Normal HP restored
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1420851
machine of that size can't operate infinity, we can fight it off fair and square
>>
>>1420855
As in keep the current HP as 999/999 and have it lose health from that point.
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1420854
So yeah inject those wires into our veins and become one with our giant robot.
>>
>>
>>1420861
WARNING
This is a terribad idea. Generally stupid and basically useless, even lethal. This mech doesn't even have that kinda system.
Still, press on and do it anyway?
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1420863
No, don't do it.
Proceed with sniper plan, try to suppress enemy with fire while being too far away from his attack reach so he won't be able to counter attack
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>1420863
How else will we beat our enemy and gain the respect of my father and sisters? We've been training for this moment.
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>1420863
Press it harder
>>
>>1420867
But I'm telling ya dude, this will most likely end up killing you. Genuinely warning you here.
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>1420870
we are not doing anything with these wires, period.
Proceed with sniper plan, try to suppress enemy with fire while being too far away from his attack reach so he won't be able to counter attack
>>
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>1420870
Do it.
Ogi is worst daughter anyway.
But do not tell her i said that.
>>
>>1420873
thanks for ruining thread you faglord
>>
>>1420873
Right. Proceeding with injecting elterical wires directly into your veins,
Roll 2d100 to see if ti works or not
1-95: Nah. You get electrocuted and die
95-98: Nah. You get electrocuted and pass out
99-100: Oh hey it actually works.
>>
Rolled 99, 11 = 110 (2d100)
>>1420879
welp
>>
Rolled 4, 47 = 51 (2d100)
>>1420879
No turning back now. Help us out dice god.
>>
>>1420884
Or you know. Get a winning pick but say "No let's not do that". But hey. Ya didn't do it.
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>1420887
too late for that anyway.
I get dumb ways to die in threads, but when someone obviously pushing killing character off over and over again just for shit and giggles, that's just lame.
>>
>>1420890
How often has Ogi been put in life or death situations?
>>
>>1420881
And so you got electrocuted and died.
Game Over.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>1420897
Load from previous checkpoint, before we activated our hacks.
>>
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1420901
I dunno , let's see
1-3: No
4-6: Yes
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1420906
thank fucking god.
load it.
>>
>>1420906
Hesitate to load the save.
>>
>>1420906
fuck
>>
>>1420909
even dice god thinks that way of ending the game was dumb
>>
>>1420907
Right. Proceeding with injecting elterical wires directly into your veins,, bada bing, ba da boom.
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>1420913
Nah, that would be dumb. It is not a cartoon, it's real life.
Proceed with suppressing fire away from range of enemy attacks.
call manlet
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Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>1420913
Punch self in face for ever thinking that could work. Then activate the cheats again, because fuck this gay shit about being noble, you are already stained with cheats
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>1420913
Attempt number 2 GO!Just kidding, let's see if there are any other buttons.
>>
>>1420917
>activateing cheats again
oh shit it's the server admin
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>1420926
slowly place trainer away in trashcan and pretend it's never happened.
also punch self in the face to start paying attention to current battle situation
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>1420926
Disregard cheats, look for any more buttons that can help.
>>
>>1420931
for awesome buttons you need to go for super robot pilot show
it got all the buttons you can imagine
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>1420926
Use the corrupt police brutality button, if cheating ruined the justice power button, going against the laws must've activated it's renegade counterpart
>>
>>1420928
Oh right. yeah.
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>1420944
Assist Johnson by playing some tunes.
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>1420944
Call manlet to get diagram of a mech with vital points shown, call for sniper or just your roomie tank variation of Bertha
>>
>>1420949
Because this is a spare mech given by Dad, you don't have your regular selection of tunes. You have his instead.
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1420962
hmmm
choose combat
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>1420962
Select driving music. Hopefully it's super eurobeat.
>>
>>1420966
The speakers loudly plays what your dad listens to on loop when he's driving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps36cpj4YLI
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>1420969
While he's distracted, dropkick him in the face.
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1420969
Not so bad actually. Old songs were quite damn good.
That'll get enemy off rythm
Proceed with old school punches.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>1420975
Roll 2d100 to dropkick him in the face
You have +25 bonus + 5 surprise attack
He has +50
>>
Rolled 89, 85 = 174 (2d100)
>>1420983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZijylLTdcWk
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>1420984
ker smack.
He will now retaliate.
Roll 2d100
You have +25 bonus
He has +50
>>
Rolled 53, 45 = 98 (2d100)
>>1420994
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Rolled 22, 8 = 30 (2d100)
>>1420994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0HDavmtK3Y
>>
>>1420997
And since we only now have 8 images left. Think of a bullshit winning strategy quick.
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>1421005
learn from manlet about vital points or cockpit location, order snipers or huge ass tank from 2nd division to fire at that point then you deliver finishing blow with huge ass knife
or just call dad for help
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1421005
Ogi and Johnson pick up a huge bundle of steel girders and throw them at him, crushing him.
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>1421005
Call the manlet and ask him about the mech's weak points
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>1421005
Jellybeans
>>
>>1421012
"A-uh....weak points...weak points...ah....hmmm..W-well the only one I can think of is the right eye socket of the chest skull. Since those sockets also acts as vents for the core. But that thing is also highly armored. You'll need like an armor piercing super sniper rifle or something"
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1421029
Lucky for us our best sniper is on the rooftop of a nearby building aiming for that exact location, and he's about to take the shot any second now.
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>1421029
that or point blank range I guess as last resort.
can we order supply drop with weapon or mech sniper squad? What is faster?
meanwhile look for suitable position to fire from
>>
>>1421037
"Oh Elise is taking care of it right now."
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>1421043
okay, where do you need him? I'll lure him into open
>>
>>1421050
"Make him move towards you and out of the shade of those buildings. Get it done and your sister will be about to fire straight into the mech's core and blow it the fuck up"
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>1421064
Okay, provoke him with fire at him, while backing away, miss on purpose so he'll try to move into range of counter attack
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>1421064
Don't fuck up now...!
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>1421064
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
Hopefully that insult lures him out in the open.
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1421069
Roll 2d100 to not fuck up
+25 You
+50 Him
>>
Rolled 99, 93 = 192 (2d100)
>>1421075
should've just called his waifu a shit
>>
>>1421070
I see you had played Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator.
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>1421079
Failed! One more chance before your Mech gets fucked up and somebody else gets the glory
Roll 2d100
+25 You
+50 Him
>>1421081
Or watched Monthy Python's Holy Grail
>>
Rolled 54, 29 = 83 (2d100)
>>1421096
Why, Dice God?
>>
Rolled 95, 57 = 152 (2d100)
>>1421096
survive this hit on sheer willpower
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1421100
ONE FINAL CHANCE
Roll 2d100
+25 You
+50 Him
>>
Rolled 58, 54 = 112 (2d100)
>>1421105
THE TIME IS NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv_oUuz4H58
>>
Rolled 32, 51 = 83 (2d100)
>>1421105
>>
Rolled 62, 82 = 144 (2d100)
>>1421105
Please help grandpa!!!!
>>
>>1421116
107vs115
so close, yet so far
>>
To save image limt. This will be a multi panel one. pls wait
>>
>>1421121
sure.
>>
>>1421113
>>1421114
>>1421116
And so...It was Johnson who did it. He saved you as you were falling out then lured the dude into the trap.
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1421137
Turn your back towards the explosion and say "Pssh, nothin personnel kid."
Then save game.
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>1421137
Johnson basically MVP of this whole quest.
aside of the time where he got tied and captured and we helped with bomb
He'll totally become protagonist of Real Robot Season 2.Forever cancelled one
I guess it's marks end of the quest, right?
this was fun ride, thank you for finally getting thru this quest regardless of odds, OP.
>>
>>1421144
Save Game nothing. That was the final boss of this season. Game Over. Ended. Johnson got a promotion, a new badge and a spiffy new coat uniform. While you got...a pity ice cream dinner from your dad.
The End.
>>
>>
And since that's the end, here be updates or some shit or whatever:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>1421163
Fucking next year because nobody cares.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1421159
Simon adventure lock in.
Glory to the hypno hat
>>
>>1421163
>Didn't you have fun almost losing the game? It's fun to take risks don't you think
one thing is charging blindly against the odds with a slim chance of winning, other is killing yourself off by doing ridiculously dumb stuff even if you get multiple warnings from OP, retard.
>>1421159
let's congratulate Johnson with music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsJ4pALlbEM
>>
>>1421165
If it's any consolation your quests always put a smile on my face.
>>
>>1421170
Look at this triggered fag
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1421170
wrong link
Johnson need stache
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBIgXhiOpeQ
>>
Rolled 1489268936659104513, 826321202985218305, 156042443293520353, 1181846223442291201, 691765206167911169, 548790692351291137, 20717202397189885, 827985985426806273, 107927080798712593, 797298786873699969, 83302527113458577, 1740574130973794561, 644999201265907073, 1524767949499104769, 435705154424780417, 1772961800961983489, 553724253507820609, 254741979871735745, 946145341446738817, 902859878695541505, 301789663938619201, 1331161991765548289, 1807134115129528577, 176165436669974081, 212259816875211105 = 1.9336257002535E+19 (25d10000000000000000000000)
Anyway. Here's the poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12874533
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1421180
>Yeah okay wuss
even barbarians don't insert wires in their veins.
They usually just die from throwing rocks at police.
>>
>>1421193
I didnt know the next adventure was gonna be about your life OP
>>
So. Who's got an idea for the enxt one.
>>
>>1421204
What if we play as underground mole men? Or a golem made of crystals?
>>
>>1421211
Thread gets some traction in the first one then sputters out every one afterwards.
>>
>>1421204
Collaboration project between Super Robot Show and Real Robot Show - Super Robots For Reals.
Maaaybe played with squad of colored people who fight together against totally not brainwashed human aliens
Because funding of both shows seems impossible at that moment, and only way to keep thread active constantly is colored teams.
aside of that - dunno.
hitman 2 was winning before demodisc
>>
>>1421213
Space ship adventures?
Or maybe having another one of those 4 player adventures, those seemed popular.
>>
>>1421214
>colored people
Niggers?
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1421219
well considering last team coop adventure that's a good probabilty
>>
>>1421226
Yeah whatever fagbutt. Finally got your real robot adventure. Now gimme some fanarts.
>>
>>1421230
Maybe you should just take a break from all the adventuring and relax.
>>
>>1421234
I'll break yo ass.
>>
>>1421269
Oh, i got a suggestion for what to do next.
You know what the people want.
You know what you DON'T want.
The acclaimed sequel!
Everyone's been waiting for it!
Everyone wants it!
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
CIV
THING
2
>>
>>1421269
You're lucky this thread reached the image limit.
Make a quest about trying to get laid to defeat virginity.
>>
>>1421274
That's what they all say. Then I wait for a million years until players show up. You can't trick me Civ Man.
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>>1421279
*Tempting Civ Fairy says*
Oh, you remember how threads were so populated in Civ Thing, don't you...?
Mhm, all that salt...
You loved it.
All those players arguing with eachother...
Everyone making fun of the manlets...
The dragons raping everything...
You want it, don't you?
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>>1421285
>The dragons raping everything
Wait, that never happened.
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>>1421287
Maybe it should happen in Civ Thing 2.
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>>1421287
It almost happened.
And they wanted to rape the genes out of the manlets to create a slave race of kobolds.
That's still pretty fucked if you ask me.
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>>1421295
Yes but in the end they're the ones who had phallic shaped fruits shoved up their asses.
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>>1421297
Also true.
Everyone in Civ Thing got raped in one way or another, actually.
It sort of became the norm.
That's why it was so good.
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>>1421300
sire
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>>1421300
Barbs didnt get raped. We were just homos
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>>1421316
Well what are the other options? I find Civ adventures pretty fun.
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>>1421316
How about the Tex-triesnottogetraped Adventure. Im sure it would be over in 2 posts, but still.
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>>1421319
I dunno, look in this thing and choose
http://www.strawpoll.me/12874982
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>>1421341
That team vampire slayer thing sounds pretty cool. Imma vote for it.
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>>1421341
13 votes and only 2 of the options have more than 1.
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>>1421359
Hence the title.
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>>1421366
Simon is winning. Now that NaP is dying... along with quests in general:(
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>>1421417
>NaP
What quest does NaP stand for?
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>>1421366
it's over? finally over?! YAAAAAAAAAY!
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>>1421230will do
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>>1421579
Naked Abstract Penis
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Wait, Real Robot is over? I forgot to post, in all the threads. At least Ogi isn't kill, so a sequel is possible, and chances are that she succeeded in luring the final boss out into sniping range, Elise would get all the fame instead of Johnson.
Maybe if I was actually around, this game wouldn't die so often.
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>>1427419
>Maybe if I was actually around,
shamefur dispray, anon
how could you
>so a sequel is possible
yeah, sure, right after super robot pilot season 3
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>>1427420
Real life can get in the way of things, and it is easier to keep missing threads rather than keeping up with them. Anyway, can someone give a quick rundown on what happened over the course of this session?
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>>1427422
whole quest or just this thread?
this thread:
Our training gave us puny bonus which hardly mattered cause OP rolls were OP
Johnson side story about fight between gangs never got resolved cause dead thread
attempt to revive thread on /v/ ended autosaging
a lot of derail cause thread was dying so often,
Main mech - Sidorovich got blown up, again.
Season 3 of Super Robot Pilot canceled cause of final boss destroying entertaiment district.
one retard almost killed off Ogi by injecting cables in veins, saved by OP diceroll
1:1 boss fight was impossible to win cause someone decided it'd be smart to use cheats, also our mech sucked
after 3 tries we didn't managed to successfully for participle in killing off boss and Johnson got all the glory while we remained failures as expected.
whole quest was fun tho. not enough dried fish and no Goto wanna be tho
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>>1427424
I mean the whole quest, since I missed the rest after like part 2. Also idiots making the PC do idiotic things is kinda what makes it fun, even if it is frustrating as well.That explains why the adventure quest thingy with coloured party members were popular as well.
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>>1427428
>I mean the whole quest, since I missed the rest after like part 2.
Nigga I'm not going to type in everything here, check archives.
>Also idiots making the PC do idiotic things is kinda what makes it fun, even if it is frustrating as wel
one thing is just doing dumb things and get punished for it (refer to Ranger split in half), other thing is repeatedly pushing "let character kill yourself" in dumbest way possible after being warned by OP three (!) times.
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>>1427428
well to sum it all up: thread dies and I jerked off
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>>1427432
>one thing is just doing dumb things and get punished for it (refer to Ranger split in half), other thing is repeatedly pushing "let character kill yourself" in dumbest way possible after being warned by OP three (!) times.
Which is why the multiplayer quest thing was more popular, since consequences of actions tend to be focused onto them, most of the time.You knew what you did, Calfort.
>>1427435
Well, that summarised it. So what will be the next adventure?
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>>1427437
I dunno. Gotta check the poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12874982/r
[this space for rent] is winning. And since [this space for rent] is basically an empty options. If it wins then there'll be no threads for a year.
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>>1427437
>Calfort
wut?
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>>1427437
Calfort was innocent. Like Barbs
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>>1427454
Nobody is innocent
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>>1427781
Well ya thought wrong.
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