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The moonlight creeped upon the Reid family house, reaching into Mr. and Mrs. Reid’s room with baby kate sound asleep. Even the rambunctious D.W was as quiet as a mouse in her own humble abode, dreaming away little dreams. But not everyone was dreaming in the Reid house, one was scheming. As the moonlight entered Arthur’s room, we see all his toys like his bionic bunny doll and his basketball shine in the moonlight. Arthur stared at his alarm clock as it read 11:58 p.m., he anxiously waited until his digital clock struck 12:00 a.m. Arthur then striped off his pajamas and underneath we see that he is fully clothed. As continued on with this plan he went under his bed and pulled out a bundle of rope. As Arthur smiled as he gazed upon the rope he walked over to his window and carefully opened it up so he would not make a sound. As Arthur pulled the window up all the way it made a screeching sound as Arthur gritted his teeth. He looked back to see if you he didn’t wake anyone. After a few tense seconds, Arthur continued on with his plan, his body language showed that he could not waste any time. He moved towards his bed post as he took one end of the rope and tied it firmly to the post, he tugged on the rope a few times to test it’s durability. Arthur moved back towards window as he threw the rope down onto the ground outside his window. Before he began his descent out into the night, Arthur grabbed his glasses off his nightstand and put them on, he also grabbed one of his jackets out of his closet. Finally ready, Arthur started his descent down the side of his house, a mixture of fear and desire kept him calm as he climbed down the rope.
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>>1409301
This writing and source material is so perfectly bad I can't tell how to make it better apart from starting from scratch. I'm seriously doubting my own ability. I need to go write something to make sure I'm not as shit as you. Thanks for the motivation OP.
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>>1409301
Right...
While all this is happening, you find yourself in a desolate quest thread. OP hasn't posted for over a day, so you feel justified in sneaking in to make your own quest with.
Thing is, you don't have a plot. Or drawing skills. Or anything, really.
What do you want to steal first?
>A plot
>Drawing skills
>Something else
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>>1411949
My neighbors virginity
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>>1411952
She doesn't have that. She does have a husband, though.
They seem to be preoccupied. Did you want to steal anything of theirs?
>Lamp
>Jewelry
>That thing in the basement
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>>1411962
Their marriage.
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>>1411963
In order to steal their marriage, you need to go back, back to the past. Where their marriage is law.
How far back do you go?
>Prehistoric times (they're really old)
>Bronze Age
>the 1970s
>The far future (guess you're not that good at math)
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>>1411969
Just before they got married.
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>>1411971
...and they just tied the knot when you barged in.
Well, that didn't work out. What now?
>I need a drink
>I need a woman
>I need a superpower
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>>1411975>I need a hero.
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>>1411978
A voice calls out to you
>You don't need a hero. The hero was within you all along!
You feel a surge of power overtake you.
>What sort of hero are you? (Write-In)
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>>1411987
The hijacker hero.
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>>1411988
A fine choice. As the hijacker hero, you have the power to hijack anything (some restrictions apply).
Cool. What do you want to hijack?
>Truck
>Bank
>School System
>Election
>Swimming Pool
>Continuity
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>>1412005
Congratulations, you ruined a perfectly healthy emotional relationship out of nothing but spite.
Audiences everywhere agree you're an awful person.
Now what?
>Booze
>Hijack something else
>Fix the timestream
>Become a ninja
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>>1412010Yes... yes. Let the hate flow through him.
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>>1412013
What's this?
Something's going on! It seems like you're...
Being hijacked?
What do?
>Write-In
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>>1412017
Hijack the hijacker in a battle of hijacks.
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>>1412021
It's a terrible struggle. Roll 1d100.
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Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1412029
>1d100
Hijacking was never an easy job.
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>>1412032
You regain control over the world around you, but you hear an ominous voice threatening you:
>"You'll rue the day, Hijack Hero!"
That was weird. What now?
>Burgers.
>Fries.
>Chinese.
>Gonna go to the circus.
>Library.
>Hijack something else.
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>>1412038
Hijack ominous vision to learn who was attempting to hijack us.
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>>1412041
>"You dare confront me on my own turf? Fool!"
Quick, think up a wicked one-liner! That always shuts up villains.
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>>1412045
Fool! We're not here to confront you,we're merely pretending to confront you!
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>>1412047
Your enemy reveals himself.
>"Wait, what? No, seriously, that makes no sense! What are you here for, then?"
What ARE you here for?
>I'm here to hijack you!
>I am the terror that flaps in the night!
>I came to screw your wife.
>I was just bored, really.
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>>1412052
>"Oh. Well, then what do we do now? It's not like we have a plot or anything."
>Let's call it in, I'm bored.
>We should make a dedicated Hijack Quest.
>Who are you, anyways?
>Did we ever figure out what my name is?
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>>1412054
Yeah, that works.
>>Who are you, anyways?
Hijacker Anon. That's all you need to know.
>>Did we ever figure out what my name is?
Hijacked Marriage Guy?
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>>1412058
"Dude, no, those were your opti- never mind, I hate this format anyways. Let's figure out how to make me black and white instead of white and black."
"Oh, also I was the kid that would have been born from that marriage until you sort of screwed up my parent's marriage. But I'm still here somehow. So I guess that makes you my dad?"
>Cool.
>Try to help your (son?) get a normal pallet.
>Nah, have fun son. I'm leaving.
>I have a better idea.
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>>1412068
This is what happens when you break the fourth wall.
Anyways, I wasn't interested in hijacking a marriage. It wouldn't have worked out anyways, although I’m guessing somehow we got far enough for you to exist. I was hoping to get a hijacker apprentice, which I'm guessing you are by relation.
You should go hijack this marriage I hijacked from the other guy as your final test.
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>>1412075
"Wait a minute."
"You, my father, are telling me to hijack your marriage with my mother."
"Let me just repeat that for good measure. You're asking me to cuckold you from the relationship that made me, which you stole from another man altogether. That is the thing you are asking me to do."
>Well, when you put it like that...
>Nah, I was just joking.
>Bet you twenty dollars you can't do it.
>Yes. That is exactly what I mean.
>Looks like I raised a pussy of a son. What a failure I am.
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>>1412084Oh shit, this is too hilarious.
Anyways, if you're wondering why I'm asking you to do this, there's another step once you complete the final test, which is more like a final, final test.
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>>1412094
"Well, okay, if you insist. Here goes-"
"OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING"
Oh shit nigga looks like you created a TIME PARADOX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM4uAxlcdhI
>OH GOD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING (WRITE IN)
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>>1412106
Perfect.
I wanted to test out a theory to see how time here works, looks like one of those theories were correct.
Reverse time paradox by reverse-cuckolding our son's marriage back to when he isn't his own father. He's likely trying to do this already so help him out.
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>>1412121
AAAAAAAAAAH
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