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The Most Citrusy Place on Earth 2017-04-27 10:05:37 Post No. 1408552
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Welcome to FloridaLand, a giant, sunshine state themed, theme park where anything can happen.
You are here with your 5 annoying kids and your soon-to-be ex-wife.
Francy age 5
Flynn age 8
Faye age 11
Frank age 14
Faith age 17
Fonda age 29
Do you have what it takes to get divorced by the time the park closes?
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Nah, fuck that. This is going to be the best family vacation ever. Ferris wheel time!
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>>1408552
>Faith age 17
>Fonda age 29
>12 year age difference
Christ, you sure were not in IslamWorld?
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>>1408987
It was probably a shotgun wedding.
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>>1408571
Hell yeah, we're going to have a rad ass family vacation, no matter what the family has to say about it.
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>>1408552
>mfw I live in florida
Its ok for the first couple of visits. The theme parks get stale quick and theres nothing else interesting to do besides shop or go python hunting.
Then you're just left with swamps, trannies and really humid weather.
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>>1408987
They're originally from alabama probably
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