Hello there! You are standing in your room, about to embark on a grand adventure. But first, you have forgotten your name. What was it again?
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estoban the third
>>1399407
Of course! How could you forget your own name, you goofball? You're Esteban, or to be more specific, Esteban III. Now that we've got that out of the way, you are still standing in the middle of the room, so what do you do now?
>>1399466
exit the room
>>1399466
Exit the qmud enter the IP address for awesome-mud. Enter awesome mud. Begin adventure.
>>1399466
go on the internet
check under the rug
>>1399733
You look under the rug to find a loose board in the wooden floor.
>>1399921
open that shit up
>>1399927
You find a small golden key, with the letters E.S. and the number 1536 engraved on it.
>>1399989
lol lmao ecksdee!!
>>1399999
nice get, put key ass
>>1399984
alright, well we should go outside
>>1400005
>>1400007
You insert the key inside your tight inventory, then leave your room and enter the living room. Do you leave the house, explore the living room, or go into the kitchen?
>>1400225
leave that house its a beautiful day (probably)
Insert kitten in tight inventory slot too!
sorry but i've got to get some sleep, see you tomorrow folks
>>1400242
You leave the house to find that it is, in fact, a beautiful day. Your rooster, Francisco Franco, is making clucking sounds.
loot garden
>>1401557
You take the shovel and wheelbarrow and put them both in your inventory.
>>1401565
go left
>>1401603
You walk left on the road. It leads to your neighbors' house.
>>1401760
knock on door
>>1401961
You knock on the door, but nobody answers. The neighbors are probably out shopping or something like that. They travel a lot, but usually they're just in town. Sometimes they go to places far away, though. The door is unlocked. Do you go inside and snoop around or be a good neighbor and leave?
>>1401983
start snooping
>>1401983
They can't expect what they don't know to hurt them, so why not have a bit of a nosy?
>>1401994
>>1403988
>>1403990
You peek in the window, confirming that there is no one home, then you enter the house. Nothing really seems important or out of the ordinary except for the desk.
>>1404050
Take a piss in their bathroom real quick. Make it quiet
>>1404058
You do that. It has no bearing whatsoever on the story. You don't even get a drawing of it.
Shit on their desk.
>>1407786
That would be rude and unsanitary.
>>1404050
Search the house for the missing desk legs.
>>1407816
After we've had that tinkle, go back out to our yard
(We have a shovel and wheelbarrow guys, lets pimp our house with defences and shit)