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It's your very first day of wizarding school. You just so happen to be a young wizard lacking any appreciable talent, status, and vertical reach. Not much of a wizard at all, really. Getting accepted was actually something of a fluke, as you completely forgot send in your application essay.
Not that it would have mattered; you didn't even write your name on the thing.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>139669
Kelly McPointyhatson
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>139669
Burles Connaire
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>>139669
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu.
Or Taumata for short.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>139680
Whoops, forgot the roll.
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>>139669
Eldub Liar Ewe
Or Eldub L. Ewe
Or. LW
Or lizard wizard.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>139698
Herp derp dice
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>>139680
>>139679
>>139677
In truth, you didn't forget to write your name on your application. The embarrassment was overwhelming.
You are Kelles Maktaumata, the full spelling would probably have cut into the space provided for the essay. The kids at school who obviously bullied you used to call you Kelly McPointyhatson. Why you chose to wear the pointy hat prior hat is anyone's best guess- you had no wizarding aspirations until recently.
Nonetheless, nobody will be making fun of your pointy hat any longer. Just as soon as you finish packing. What do prized possession do you take with you?
rolls are unnecessary, but welcome at your own discretion, for future reference
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>>139703
Your ring that can shoot out butter in case you have popcorn on you
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>139703
A spear. As your family is from the Pacific, they thought it would give you strength. Well... It did intimidate the bullies, I guess.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>139698
Herp derp dice
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>>139703
A spell book titled "Wizarding for Dummies". There's a mascot character printed on the cover.
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>>139703
The legendary Dice of Herp Derp they will make thing happen more epically, this will be either epic wins, or epic fails, sadly, they are cursed, and you cannot part with them.
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>>139714
Seconding
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>>139714
Your poor parents couldn't afford the Dummies guide. That's primo stuff. You got a used (and badly bruised) copy of Lil' Underachiever's BIG GUIDE 2 MAGIC. You figure it's probably the inferior knockoff version, but the fun mascot and ample illustrations contained inside were at least fun to look at.
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>>139727
Throw hat down in disgrace.
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>>139680
oye mate.
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>>139715
The book came with a special prize: a pair of useless dice. The book makes some pretty wild claims about their ability to harness the power of luck to enhance the success of an otherwise poor incantation. You still lovingly toss them every opportunity you get for good measure.
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>>139741
Tee hee
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>>139737
Oye mate.
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>>139741
Read the spell that says with big red letters DO NOT READ
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>>139741
Read the spell that says in fine silver print
May cause severe indigestion.
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>>139741
Read the book later. We've got school to attend to.
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Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d6)
>>139741
Rolling for good luck.
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>>139762
>>139760
You roll a five before heading off to school. You don't know what this mysterious number portends. Perhaps you'll pass your first exam with a score of five out of a possible five, or maybe you will have five friends. Who knows?
With the dice cast and your fate clearly totally decided by the number five, you scoop them up and head off to school.
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>>139794oh woops, I only read the first number! I WILL CORRECT THIS I SWEAR
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>>139794
Learn all the pyromancies day one. Failing that focus on the basics
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>139794
Start channeling as much magic power as you can
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You hurry on as fast as your tiny legs can carry you, which turns out is not very fast. Thankfully, you arrive just in time to catch the headmaster's welcoming for the entering class. Peering into the crowd, your gut twists.
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>>139884
It's a 3 headed puppy!
Your biggest fear!
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>>139884
Listen.
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>>139901
>>139892
>>139898
You stealthily squeeze in between two of your fellow first-years and try and pretend like you don't exist and listen to the headmaster.
You try, anyways.
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>>139921
Any juicy details?
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>>139921
Eavesdrop for any interesting gossips.
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>>139957
Seconding
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>>139921
Examine surroundings for anything relating to the number 5.
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>>139985
>>139957
Between the murmurs of the crowd, you hear a hushed voice hiss at you.
"You're five minutes late. And on top of everything... UGH you know, you are a complete and utter embarrassment right now. I mean- really"
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>>140017
Stutter out a "s-sorry!" Then look a who was speaking to you, and pray it wasn't anyone too important
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>>140022
This.
Also, see if you can straighten yourself up a bit. You seem a bit disheveled.
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>>140022
"Sorry?! Have you even looked at yourself? I swear to god you're always trying to make me look bad!"
Prayer failed. Perhaps you should have rolled your dice.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>140048
"I think you should take a look on how bad YOU look, I'm obviously the pinnacle of humanity, yet you are a scrap of a human being, you don't get to judge me, undesirable inferior"
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>>140048
Squeeze yourself through the crowd to get a better look at the headmaster.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>140048
Look for someone friendly
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>>140051
You carefully consider taking this opportunity to come back with the mother of all sick disses before realizing that you're already on thin ice with your brother as it is.
You quickly put the thought out of your mind.
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Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d6)
>>140087
Ask him what you missed. Oh and tug on his robe until he notices you.
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>>140087
Just pay attention to what the big man is saying, jesus christ.
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>>140108
Seconding. The headmaster is probably telling us some important shit right now.
Good thing speeches always go for like an hour, right?
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Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d6)
>>140087
attempt to flirt
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>>140108
Thirded. Fuck the other options
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>>140108
>>140119
>>140065
Oh jeez. He seems to be looking right at us. He calls your brother out by name
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Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>140087
Shut up and learn, if anyone tries to stop you, flail like a worm in excruciating pain.
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>>140129
Yessir I uhm I'm he ah um I'm over here uhm mister professor um... here sir
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>>140129
Wait who's name? The brother or the headmaster?
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>>140133
he calls YOUR BROTHER out by name
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>>140140
That's why it's embarrassing for him when we answer
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>>140129
The brother's name is Simon the Sarcastic Sorcerer.
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Rolled 2, 4 = 6 (2d6)
>>140129
Try your best to go unnoticed as he talks to your brother.
Alternatively,
>Be the brother.
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>>140142
We're making ourselves look like retards though...
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>>140148
Yep
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>>140143
"Simon, simon... there is no need to quarrel with your sister. We all make mistakes now and again. I am no exception.
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>>140129
Hold up, are we the stupid little brother who doesn't even understand that you have to be a certain age before you join the academy?
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>>140157
"You tell him Mr. Principal, Simon was being a huge meanie!"
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>>140157
Sister?!? Wha? How? Ok. So, he's just being a dickhead.
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>>140158
>It's your very first day of wizarding school.
>got accepted
they probably are that age, yeah.
>Shoot a sneaky look at Simon, as if to say "fuck you".
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>>140157
Wait, are we actually a grill?
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>>140166
That whole "got accepted" thing might be our little imagination run rampant.
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>>140157
Look up to the headmaster with big, thankful eyes. You need to show gratitude somehow
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>>140180
Link us the post where he says we aren't a boy so we can comprehend it
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>>140157
You perk up and continue to listen
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>>140157
Simon quickly interjects.
"That's not my sister! That's-"
The headmaster interrupts
"No? I'm terribly sorry, so then he's your brother?"
Simon tries to get in a word edgewise, but all he manages is a pathetic "step-"
"You see, it's just as I said. We all make mistakes. You're right, Simon, I really am losing my step!"
The headmaster lets out a hearty chuckle.
"We can address formalities at a later time, Kelles. Terribly sorry about the mixup."
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>>140221
Snicker at your brother's incompetence, and wait for the headmaster to continue.
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>>140228
This but even more obnoxious.
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>>140221
Give the headmaster a thumbs up for having our back.
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>>140221
Silently berate yourself for your lack of boobs. If only you'd grown bigger - then he'd know you're a woman
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>>140191
It's actually gender neutral. I have an uncle named kelly.
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>>140221
Continue speech
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>>140221
Tell the head master that while you appreciate him standing up to you you would really like to get on with learning please.
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>>140237
>>140228
You give a thumbs up of approval to the headmaster. Simon tries desperately to not lose his shit.
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>>140298
stick your tongue out at simon while the speech continues, to make him lose his shit
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>>140298
Give your brother a reassuring pat on the back and condescendingly tell him that someday he'll be cool enough to instantly earn the headmaster's favor like us.
Someday.
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>>140298
Trigger your own brother into maddness, this is the best plan, alternatively. Get to learnings.
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Rolled 5, 5 = 10 (2d6)
>>140298
Steal his glasses because of our dunk of the week, just like we stole his hat last week.
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>>140322
>>140259
The headmaster continues. It is becoming apparent that you missed most of his introductory speech. You try and re-focus and catch the tail end of it.
"And so, I humbly welcome you to my school. For those of you who may have missed orientation: while I am the headmaster of this academy, I would like you to call me-"
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>>140364
Professor Grizzwald!
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>>140364
Herriah Humperdink
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>>140364
Bromberry Bumblechumps.
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>>140364
Nignogtrynagetahandbeezy M.D. Esq.
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>>140368
Seconding
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>>140384
I think this name is kinda boring, unseconded
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>>140395
Ew plz no. Why must every name be so queer? Professor (Headmaster even) Grizzwald is just goofy enough to be fun, but not over the top ridiculous
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>>140406
I was joking, it was bad wasn't it. Sticking with prof. Grizwald. Although I feel it needs pointed out that a certain other wizard headmaster had 3 middle names and it was never joked aboit.
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>>140395
Second.
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>>140368
>>140384
"Archgrizzard Wizzwald!... Wait, no. Archwald Gizzard."
He pauses for a moment to collect his thoughts, and then speaks his name, somewhat embarrassed.
"Um. Archwizard Grizzwald. Yes yes, that's it. Just call me Waldo, it's a lot easier."
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>>140424Harry Potter wasn't really that great anyways
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>>140433
You're not wrong.
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>>140427
No headmaster like a bumbling headmaster.
Potions never flow the same.
Whether you an enchanter or a curse caster.
Any other and won't even maim.
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>>140433
Wait, Harry Potter has 3 middle names?
Dude I was talking about something completely different whose name escapes me at the moment.
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Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d6)
>>140427
Watch in awe as he mercy-kills a student to make an example out of him as he explains rules and school conduct. (rolling to not be that student)
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Gonna hit the sack, friends. This is my first quest, and I started it kind of late and lost some sleep and made some goofy mistakes here and there. Thanks for all the suggestions, see you soon.
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>>140461
Thanks for ignoring all the "lolsorandom xD" suggestions, OP. I've had enough of that shit from all the other drawfagged quests.
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As Grizzwald’s speech concludes, he bids the first-years to make their way to the introductory spellcasting safety and hygiene lecture down the main hall. Not wanting to be left behind, you immediately give chase, excited to finally cut your teeth on good hygienic practices and safety tips.
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Your hasty pursuit of knowledge is abruptly halted.
"Where do you think you're going, little one? Remedial spellcasting is on the west hall."
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>>142865
I am following my classmates to our next class, sir. Hygiene and Safety?
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Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d6)
>>142865
show him your spell sat scores
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Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d6)
>>142865
Apologize for your mistake and go to the west hall.
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>>142958
You hastily scribble some nonsense on a page torn from your book. This was a good plan. He's totally buying it.
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Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d6)
>>143013
Rolling to not get impregnated despite being a [GENDER].
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Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)
>>143013
Roll your die friends on your hands before you go to class for good luck.
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>>143013
Now that he's impressed with your aptitude, ask him what other classes are running this period
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>>143018
You stop, sit, and prepare to roll to determine your disappointment. Archwizard Grizzwald approaches and puts a hand on your shoulder as you cast the dice. Five. Not even above average. Seems fitting.
”A little below average isn’t so bad, don’t look so down.”
It’s not much comfort, but you listen as he continues.
”I review all applications personally. They're enchanted, you see- quite ingenious, really, it allows me to-”
He interrupts himself.
Ah, never mind all that. Now is not the time for boastful digressions. I just wanted you to know that you've every right to be here as your peers. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise.
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>>143244
>be convinced otherwise
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Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d6)
>>143244
Take off dress
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>>143244
Get a creepy feeling from him for suddenly touching you and power walk away from him until you get to class.
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>>143259
>power walk
Whatever happens, make sure you power walk to do it.
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>>143280
>>143259
You do the power walk to class while trying to stave off some invasive thoughts. Unwarranted kindness is not something you're sure you'll ever become accustomed to. You try and take the nice man's words to heart, regardless.
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>>143424
Stand up in middle of class say Wizard Hitler did nothing wrong, then moonwalk out
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>>143433
>moonwalk
Whatever you do, moonwalk to do it.
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>>143424
Enter the classroom and bow at your teacher and classmates like an Asian foreigner.
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>>143443
>moonbow
Fine by me.
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>>143443
Yes
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>>143449
>>143438
>>143436
You're a absolute mess.
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You can still come back from this.
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>>143571
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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>>143581
Yes we can and yes we will
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>>143571
Brush it off as a spell gone wrong. They're sure to teach you something about magical hygiene if they think magic is involved.
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>>143589
I guess we'll just have to wait for OP to choose then.
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>>143614
Stahp, oh my god. Give me my sides back.
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Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d6)
Rolling for the sucess of the spell
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>>143633
NO THEY'RE MINE NOW!Thanks anon
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You lock eyes with your professor. He waves and smiles. You've only just met, and he has already seen you at your lowest.
You immediately try to save face.
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>>143614
>>143605
It sounded a lot more convincing the way you had it figured out in your head.
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>>143687
Tell him that he looks just like the mascot character on your spell book.
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>>143696
You waste no time in pointing out the uncanny similarity to the mascot on your textbook.
"Oh, yeah. I get that a lot. Hi, how are ya, the name's..."
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>>143732
Anything that starts with F.
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>>143732
Pickles Globestein
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>>143732
Bartholomew Hicklebark.
But his friends call him Hickey.
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>>143751
this with a little bit of creative licence from OP to make it sound less randum
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>>143977
"...Faemulus Esperson, and I'll be your professor for this course."
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>>144080
Introduce yourself to the class. Bow to the class to show respect.
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>>144080
Complement Mr. Esperson on the pointiness of his hat, which signifies great skill and wisdom.
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>>144111
Seconding
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>>144080
Don't trust him! I know where he got that hat!
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>>144168
kek
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>>144080
OP is kill?
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>>150379
No, just making preparations for the next thread.significant other just flew in to spend the summer with me. Promise I'll get back to it as soon as we settle in.
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