Another dog quest

>>1392544
>Walk dog

>>1392572
You walk you dog down to the park. He still is bored.

>>1392579
Thanks for running.

>>1392587
>Let dog play with other dog

>>1392590
Your dog plays with other dog and is no longer bored.

Your dog is hungry.

>>1392579
>Sell him to a Chinese restaurant. Get a pet turtle.

>>1392604
>Feed dog store bought dog food

>>1392604
Chinese restaurant refuses to buy dog. They only want cats.

>>1392618
You buy the dog store bought food.

Your dog is bored.

>>1392625
>Pet dog
>Say "Good dog"
>Tell dog "OP just lost, OP just lost real bad"

>>1392648
You pet the dog and praise him.

>Hey doggo OP just lost OP just los-

Your dog pisses on you for hurting OP's feelings.

Chinese restaurant calls you up and asks to purchase dog.

>What do?

>>1392658
Bluff and tell them the Thai place down the street put up a better offer. Watch the impending violence from your rooftop with doggo.

>>1392579
>You walk you dog down to the park. He still is bored.

There is clearly something wrong with the dog. Take to the vet.

>>1392658
Rape the dog.