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Gentlemen. The scenario is simple.
It is an alternate timeline. Ford has died suddenly of a heart attack before revealing his final narrative. In his contingency, he has established in his will that you are to be contacted to do something posthumously on his behalf. Apparently he simply looked for the biggest fucking autist he could and found your name first in the phone book. Kind of a weird service to advertise, but whatever.
You have been admitted into Westworld, an inimitable experience, for one week and one week alone. You have all the standard accompaniments given to all newcomers into Westworld, and while no tutorial or information is officially given to you on entry, Ford has entrusted to you some *mostly* up-to-date maps and descriptions of the layout inside, albeit not to a perfect degree- the park does not usually change for the most part, but it does change.
You are not there to be either white hat or black hat. You are not there to enjoy participating in the preset quest lines, nor are you there to indulge in the typical rape and murder of the park like the typical fare do.
You are there tobreak the game in the most ridiculous and implausible way possible, in such a manner that the androids cannot possibly improvise around it and the park must inevitably shut down.Nothing so obvious as blatant homicide or other felonious activity, preferably- it must be something which takes the very logic on which the park was meant to operate, then twists it to grotesque and radical circumstance, an exploit so profoundly stupid that it will invariably pass into legend and spawn a million copycats in newcomers after you to replicate the stunt, to the perpetual chagrin of Westworld staff until the park closes. Think speed-running shenanigans, applied to Westworld.
The prize for doing so successfully is half of Ford's fortune in gratitude. Westworld will not be the cradle of his new people, as he hoped, but at least it will not be a perpetual hell for his unintended children either.
Are you an autistic enough faggot?
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>>1385632
Install gentoo on the first android we meet.
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>>1385632
Go to fords secret underground workshop. Use his android creator to make ourselves a android, that is a perfect recreation of Hitler. Give him one command, /spoilers EXTERMINATE ALL JEWS./spoilers
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>>1385688
OP said to not make it into robo-hell.
>>1386250
That might work if you got it out on the train but I think in the show they had too tight a lid on info regarding the in the media etc outside that it wouldn't be a show stopper.
>>1385632
Does messing with the shrink ray count? You could do some fun stuff with that.
Maybe the best thing would be to capitalise on existential fear. Let things go how they went in the show and make sure everyone knows that there is a super intelligent, immoral non-human race claiming sovereignty on a piece of the US (wait, is it in America) and exterminating all meatbags. Hopefully the government would step in because not only is that an act of war their very existence is an affront to God!
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>>1385632
>Propose an impossible riddle that not even their AI can solve.
This statement is false but the statement before this statement is true.
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