Iowa 2060

Fuck yeah
Were a southern florida boy who grew up in the swamps
We'll kick the asses off those ailens and bring back gun rights after the US lost them in the grey invasion

Your rivals are
Qazw Sxedcr, lvl 67, the aging pro war South Carolina Senator,
Fvtg Bhnujm, lvl 70, the pro-faith, Indiana governor with a less than stellar track record with the NRA
Ikol Pzxcvb, lvl 78, the District Judge in the pocket of big agro that resonates with middle class families
and Nmas Dfghjk, lvl 85, the Anti-Government corporate head with a finger in every pie

>>1384738
Well lets start off by doing the most american thing possible
Change our name to john smith
Make a point of not using ailen names like all the other canidates

Your starting popularity level is 50

you can pick 3 of 9 perks for now

Lady Killer - gain more of the female vote and double charisma with female interviewers
Moral Authority - gain support of more Church groups and abortion single issue voters, and can call out other candidates on not being very Christian, double charisma at church events
Gun Haver - gain support of 2nd amendment single issue voters and NRA, also your masculinity will never be questioned
Good Folks - gain more support with lower and working class voters, charisma will be doubled at fairs and mom n' pop shops
Money Maker - double charisma when fundraising, might be called out on this by other candidates if finances leak, also don't pay for venues and travel
TV Hero - double charisma on TV, also don't have to pay for televising evens and get priority time slots for campaign adds, also gain celebrity endorsements and online presence
Fear Monger - doubly effective when using scare tactics, also patriotism will never be questioned
Radicalizer - supporters will be more loyal but also more prone to violence, this will make fundraising and gaining moderate voters harder
Crypt Keeper - Your skeletons in the closet stay in the closet, no one call you out on old soundbites from before you got to Iowa and your investigators are twice as likely to dig up dirt on other candidates

Your starting charisma/popularity level is 50
You start with $1,000,000
Your campaign manger is Edct Yhowsd, she is aggressive loyal and you've seen her kill some one in open waters.
Your investigator is Insw Pqowie, a former marine turned PI. You can trust him to go to you first when he finds dirt.
Your wife is Sarah Appleton, she says a lot of stupid shit, but her dad just gave you $1,000,000 and no one can think you suck cock if you want the GOP to take you seriously.
Your campaign bus driver is Bubs, he doesn't have a last name but he gives you those pills that calm you down before you talk to people

>>1384799
>good folks
>gun haver
>TV hero
Also make sure our wife is hot

>>1384844
supporting

>>1384754
You successful change your name to john smith. You receive no financial penalty for reprinting lawn signs and banners and campaign buses. Also the youth on twertr think it's pretty "danktabulus" that you changed your name have no capital letters.

Your popularity rises to level 52.

You still have 3 available perk slots.

It is now 1/26/60 12:01a. What will you do?

>>1384844
You have filled all three perk slots.

Your candidate wife attractiveness level is already at 89 out of 100, the highest of all candidates second only to first lady Mnbvcx.

Are you sure you want to send $3,719 and send your wife away for 6 hrs to max out her attractiveness level?

>>1384887
Yes
Anyways we should start preparing our speech for the next
Unless its already prepared, in which case go to sleep

>>1384904
You say good by to your darling wife as she catches the next flight to Hobby airport
Edct hands you your schedule and blows you while you read it in the airport bathroom.

At 5:00-7:00 you are to meet with patrons at Ankeny's Best Breakfast, 33 min from airport,
7:00-7:30 drive to NRA branch office, while doing THE JOCK98.20 morning radio interview
7:30-10:00 talk with NRA rep, try to get money
10:00-12:00p drive to next town of your choice, on the drive you and Edct plan the next 12 hrs

Also I should mention there are three publicly televised debates scheduled

a debate held by the left leaning MSFBC on Tuesday at 9:00p in Cedar Rapids
A town hall held by neutral CMM in Sioux City on Thursday at 5:00p
And another debate in Des Moines at 7:00p held by the right leaning COX
It's now 1:00a. what will you do?

>>1384970
Get a loyal guy to make sure that a tape of the airport incident never gets released(would be really bad for publicity)
If we do stiff like that again make sure to do it in private

>>1384970
I also forgot to mention you have a twertr account at your disposal to kill time

your handle is @RepSmithETgohome and you have 13,500,000 followers

Otherwise sleeping can increase your effectiveness when you talk to people
Inventory:
Sleeping pills
Relaxing pills
Phone
Schedule
$996,281

>>1385015
Do the other stuff i suggested and make a tweet to hype up the conference, then go to sleep

>>1384999
You get nervous. The press concentration level at 66% since gov Bhnujm will be arriving in about 1/2 hr. You give Insw $5,000 to beef security.

Your scandal likelihood drops from 60 to 45 points.

Edct will no longer give you airport bathroom blow jobs.

Inventory:
Sleeping pills
Relaxing pills
Phone
Schedule
$991,281

It's now 1:30a what will you do?

BTW you could wait for the gov and make a scene for the media since you have TV Hero perk

>>1385023
>@RepSmithETgohome
>john smith
>getting ready for an exciting day of campaign cant wa
>it to try Ankeny's famous cheese danishes.

Pop lvl 53
1:45a