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Nearly 4 years after the cataclysmic events caused by he alien known only as "HUGE" another nameless peon must bulk up to escape the fast approaching destruction of not only his planet, but the universe along with it. This is his story.
>I am an unnamed drone, weak and frail.
>For years our planet, filled with many individuals like me, have awaited our destruction by the humongous 5000kmX5000km meteor that has been consuming everything in its path for years.
>I have lived my entire life a noodle-limbed failure, but I will not die as one.
>I have no other possessions than my belt, slacks, and partially discolored upper forehead.
>I have but 6 hours until the HUGE meteor reaches our planet, the time in between is up to you, my friends.
>So let us get, er, HUGE.
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>>1383388
>Hand-stand push ups whilst searching for heavy rocks
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>>1383391
>Don't know how you expect me to bring the rocks back to HQ but here goes...
>Good news and bad news
>Good news is I found a shirt
>Bad news is I lost my pants.
>But, I am able to use my alien abilities of loose skin to have makeshift shorts.
>You win some you lose some
>All in the process of GAINING A LOT
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>>1383398
>Start by eating rocks. Be one with the rocks
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>>1383401
This.
Rocks are some of the most dense and huge creatures known to mortals.
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>>1383401
>>1383402
>Whatever it takes, I suppose
>I shove the stones into my gaping maw
>I suffer a few injuries, the rock suffers more.
>I can feel the minerals flowing through my veins.
>Its working
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>>1383405
>All this strenuous exercise has caused my hair to fall out.
>Perhaps its in my physiology to stay weak.
>Perhaps I was meant to die weak.
>No...
>NO.
>I will save my planet
>I WILL save the HUGIVERSE
>HHEUUUUUUUUGH
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>I've been followed...
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>>1383408
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>>1383415
Wait for the weekend.
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>>1383408
>"Look what the Sclabt (domesticated species on our planet) dragged in!" I hear.
>Shit
>Its Blorhb, my highschool bully
>"Trying to get big, I see. Well, its useless, I'm the one who's gonna destroy the meteor and this is how I'm gonna do it!"
>He holds up a white container with the word "MASS" written on the side.
>I stand, waiting for my internet friends to help me out
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>>1385113
>Absorb Blorhb into our bio-mass and take his fancy container.
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>>1385147
>"Yeah, as if you could even sa-OOAAGH" Blorhb shrieks as I absorb his weak frame.
>I feel the little gains he has stack onto my own.
>I feel stronger
>I check the container, which is about 1/5 full of this powdery substance.
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>>1385225
>Go get some alien milk equivalent and mix that powdery substance in. Then we consume.
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>>1385234
>Having consumed Blorhb, I am now able to morph into his appearance. This ability could be useful in the long run.
>I steal some Jowrht milk from a local farm and pour into the container.
>After a quick shake, I pour the mixture into my mouth.
>The feeling is like rock being thrown into the body of water that is my soul, as my body ripples with every sip I take.
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>>1385262
Shapeshifting?
Shift into favorite 80's action hero to increase mental gains. To only get huge physically is a waste.
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