Your dog is bored.
> Walk the dog
> Feed the dog
> Do nothing
>>1381137
>Do nothing
>>1381137
>Do nothing.
>>1381137
>Do nothing
>>1381161
Your dog is bored.
>>1381183
Your dog is bored.
>>1381197
>Raise eyebrow at dog.
"I'm not walking you."
>>1381190
Your dog is bored and hungry.
>>1381199
Your dog gains +1 to facial expression!
Your dog loses -1 stamina.
Your dog is bored.
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>1381208
>Attempt to ignore dog.
>>1381210
You have successfully ignored dog!
You gain +1 ignorance.
Your dog is hungry.
>>1381215
>Feed the dog.
We have a TV dinner somewhere, right?
>>1381221
Your dog is no longer hungry.
Your dog is bored.
>>1381229
>Sell dog for crack money
>>1381230
You receive $5!
Your neighbor is posting missing dog flyers.
>>1381242
Buy some weed with the $5.
>>1381242
Overdose on weed, die. Play as new owner!
>>1381242
>Sell neighbor for crack money
>>1381254
You bought a bag of weed!
Your neighbor is $5 short at the corner store.
>>1381257
You are dead.
>>1381268
Your neighbor's buyer notices the missing dog flyers and recognizes the similarity to their new dog.
You received $10 and dog!
Your dog is bored.
>>1381300
Play tossing ball with dog
Buy cat
Be Jon Arbuckle
>kill dog and eat it's corpse