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Real Robot Adventure, part 3 2017-04-16 06:08:18 Post No. 1370484
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OH SHIT NIGGER you are Ogi - daughter of the Chief of Police. Pilot of a standard Police Mech that you named Sidorovich.
Currently you're on case involving taking down the city's largest criminal organization. You've just foiled their latest weapon smuggling deal down at the docks. Now you only have to make your way back to the station to interrogate the arrested suspects.
Previous threads:
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https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>1370484
Get a situation update from the other officers.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>1370484
push homing orc rocket fist
punch orc in face
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>>1370493
button*
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>>1370490
Officer Johnson says: "We've just arrested 4 perps. Neutralized 2 mechs and aquired a crate full of illegal military-grade weapons"
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Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>1370500
Let's take a look at the illegal weaponswe might be able to take one for ourselves
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Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>1370500
what's left to the mission?
aquire evidence?!
good do that
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>>1370501
"Well I gotta transport this crate back to the station first. You can examine it then"
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Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>1370508
Guard Johnson while he doing so.
We never know what can happen
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Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>1370511
Roll 2d100 to see if you get attacked or not
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Rolled 82, 99 = 181 (2d100)
>>1370519
aw shit
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>>1370522
aw yeah
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>>1370522
Nothing happened
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Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1370525
THE EXCITEMENT OF DULL POLICE WORK
NOW ON YOUR CHINESE IMAGEBOARDS
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Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>1370530
aquire evidence, see how far the rabbit hole goes
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>>1370530
Anyway, back to hangar and get mechanics to patch poor Sidorovich up
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Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>1370541
See what military grade weapons the criminals had
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>>1370542
"Well it pretty busted up. How did you manage to wreck the headcam?"
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Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1370559
recall how we busted the headcam
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Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>1370559
I think it was enemy's mech knee in Sidorovich's face.
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>>1370564
>>1370561
It was a headkick
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Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>1370570
dang
let's take a look at what evidence we can confiscate from the illegal military weapons box
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Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>1370570
eh, close enough.
Tom is gotta pay for that tho.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>1370570
How bout we upgrade this mech? Add some sick ads new parts?
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>>1370573
"Nah"
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Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>1370589
That's what you saying now BEFORE you'll meet my new friend Johnson in interrogation room.
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>>1370594
"meep"
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Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>1370599
Read a magazine while you wait for Johnson to finish his job. Ignore the screams.
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>>1370603
>illegal
but we're the Police
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Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1370605
we still abide the law, our supply is whatever is in government's budgetfolks up there get all good shit for themselves.
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>>1370603
"Ah yes. Upgrades. Time to ask for permission to install some"
*beep*
"Greetings, chief. Your daughter would like some upgrades, requesting permission to install them"
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Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1370616
Pretty please?
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Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>1370616
also a new battle plug suit to make my reaction time faster
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>>1370615
Should've chosen a military pilot at the start of the quest. Then we could've went and fought Orc-qaeda.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>1370616
All I want are some cup-holders.
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>>1370623
Military a shit, police is where all fun is. see >>1370530
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>>1370621
"Please. We don't even use that kinda interface"
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Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>1370630
Do we have permission to upgrade Sidorovich, pops?
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Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>1370630
can I paint itgoldthen?
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>>1370627
I just really want to see an orc wearing a turban with an AK.
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>>1370634
If you beg OP enough, he'll do it.Orc will die horribly on same image probably tho
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Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1370630
Well how about some better armor?
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Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1370630
oh... how bout a robot suit in case I need a quick escape?
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>>1370632
"And I suppose you want the shades and red jacket that goes with it too"
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Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1370650
hell yah!
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>>1370653
"Ah yes. So let's forget about the gold paint, shades and jacket. Mechanic, level 1 clearance granted"
"Yes sir"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>1370662
oh shit
let's see what the level 1 clearance gives us for upgrades
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Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>1370662those were nice shades, you old fartanyway let's check what upgrades we got
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>>1370664
"Choose a category"
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Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1370677
utilites
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Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>1370677
Weapons
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>>1370680
"Currently you have the standard rifle and baton. I can upgrade them for you or switch them out with other weapons. Or perhaps I can install the shoulder-mounted turret or hand gun for you"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>1370686
SHOTGUN
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Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>1370686
quick draw HANDGUN
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>>1370688
"As in the gun that Sidorovich can hold in his hand or gun that is hidden in his hand"
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Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>1370690
shotgun hidden in his hand
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Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>1370686
Gunhand
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Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1370686
pull more the the right
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>>1370691
"That's a Level 3 upgrade"
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Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>1370703
the regular handgun then, unless the gunhand gives more firepower
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Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>1370703
scroll list of available upgrades on the right then
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>>1370708
"Sure"
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Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>1370721
test it out on some orc targets
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Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1370721
let's have a paint job
how bout cobalt blue to the mech?
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>>1370725
"THat's a bit much aint it"
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Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>1370732
Damn we looking good
what about a cobalt blue uniform as well?
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Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>1370732
can we have more than one upgrade? like level 1 upgrade for armor and other stuff
also nah, blue is for faggots ordreams
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Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>1370732
add a chrome shine to it
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Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>1370732
Lets go full Saudi.
Gold plate everything
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>>1370736
"Right. no blue. Now choose 1 more upgrade"
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Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1370742
utilities
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Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1370743
Disco Lights
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>>1370743
"Ah yes. You can get the head mounted flashlight, an extra ammo pack, a pack of less lethal ammo, the grappling hook, camera drones, or a cup holder"
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Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>1370752
Grappling hook is the most useful
choose it
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Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>1370752
cup holder it is.
getting tired of all that coffee spilled you see
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Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>1370752
cup holder is pretty sweet
but grappling hook is better
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>>1370756
"Sure. Installed"
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Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1370761
>not on pelvis
immersion ruined
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Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>1370761
looks good
thanks mechanic guy and Dad
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Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>1370761
get a sponsor, maybe earn some extra cash and plaster their adds all over our mech. Aw yeah
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>>1370769
>goverment installation
>sponsor
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>>1370770
eh politics
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>>1370766
"No problem, officer Ogi"
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>>1370773
Thank you Mechanic sister.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>1370773
now time to our favorite activity
POLISH THE SIDOROVICHsexually
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Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1370773
go to lab find out the arms suppliers whereabouts
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>>1370779
"Yes. I supply deh arms"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>1370782where the fuck you were in adventure thread
wrong arms, I mean ARMS
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>>1370777
OP'd never do it.bikini mech wash
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Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>1370782
Robert stop fucking around and give me the info on military weapons supplier
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Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>1370782
oh, wrong place
go to where Johnson is so we can take a look at the evidence
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>>1370785
"Ah yes. Of course. It seems our criminal friends here managed to get a hold of our own military's weapons. So either they found it falling off the back of a truck...or our military has been compromised"
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Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>1370795
Our own Military?! Are they corrupt as well?
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Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>1370795
Something tells me it ain't just a loose tailgate that caused all this. Go and get in contact with the nearest military representative.
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Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1370795
Do any of these weapons require a special clearance to access?
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Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1370795
any clue from what particular place these exact weapons coming from? Like one particular base or something.
also stop with cosplaying, Robert, it's not halloween
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>>1370801
"Hmm, no. Usually these weapons would ahve sensors and markings in place. Allowing only authorized military personnel to use them and to degsinate where they are coming to or from. But I found that these have been removed, of course, only authorized military personnel would be able to do so too."
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Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1370806
wait, when did nametag appeared
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Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>1370806
can you get me the list of those who have such authority
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>>1370808
"Well you did tell me to stop dressing up. So I put on my official uniform"
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Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1370814
Change his nametage name from Robert to Bonebert.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>1370814
your uniform doesn't include mask tho
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>>1370818
"Haha yes, a mask. Sure."
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Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>1370823
So where should we go to contact the military? It's clear they've got a corrupt individual in their ranks.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>1370823
come on Rob, I know you dislike your new haircutespecially when we all laughed at it, it isn't a reason to become a nutjob
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>>1370829
What?
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>>1370830
who do you think I is?
I fucked up on my links
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>>1370828
"I'm not Rob. That's Rob"
"Hi"
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Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>1370834
Sorry, mistook you for Rob, you should probably ask where he has that mask look alike of yours, Robert
anyway - any leads?
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Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>1370834
Any ways Robert, get me a list who has authority on this gun, who has record, and who has jury duty.
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Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1370834
Fuck off, Rob.
Can we get a list of all the military personnel who'd have the authorization to remove the trackers from these weapons?
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>>1370838
"Alright. I'll call you when I find them"
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Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>1370840
it was cardboard cutout, wasn't it?
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>>1370842
"No. Why would you think that?"
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Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1370844
MEANWHILE
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Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>1370844
your hands don't move
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Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>1370850
quickly move camera on the right
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Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>1370850
report to DAH chief
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>>1370853
"Ah. Ogi. Anything to report?"
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Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>1370854
Report on origins of military hardware. Or lack there of.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>1370854
that my hair is fabulous today
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>>1370855
"Hmm. So one of those military nerds may be connected. Most troubling"
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Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>1370861
any nerds you know of?
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>>1370861
Lets Raid the military!
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Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1370861
(Have a stroke)
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Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>1370861
know any one who would do something to make our lives harder and are in the military?
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>>1370862
"Well I personally know three nerds that I like to call Dr Four-Eyes, Sergeant Baldy and Commander Douchebag. But I don't like to think they're the ones that gone corrupt. Cause they'd know I wouldn't let them live it down"
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Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>1370872
How'd commander Douchebag lose his eye?
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Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1370872
not liking or liking is personal issue
what we need is to investigate all 3 of them
maybe our new "friend" in interrogation room can say something.he also my Ex, dad
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Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>1370872
any subordinates? like a right hand man that isnt his right hand?
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Rolled 61 (1d100)
If I roll a 1 we have a stroke.
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>>1370877
"Hmmm. They probably each have one. But I don't really care much about their underlings. Maybe you can ask your detective sister to dig up something"
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Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1370881
Go check up on Johnson's interrogation before heading out to find Niu.1=stroke
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Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>1370881
go to detective sister
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>>1370881
You ever plan these things out OP or just wing it as you go?
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>>1370886
I chicken wing it as I go
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>>1370882
[muffled sounds of conflict]
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Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1370890
oh good, he's having fun
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Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1370890
Hmm, check the video cameras what is going on in there before opening the door
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Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>1370890
Conflict? Could the prisoner be resisting?!
Knock politely and find out.stroke@1[/spolier]
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>>1370894
knock knock
"FUCK YOUUU"
"SETTLE DOWN CRIMINAL SCUM"
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>1370899
better to keep door closed I think, and ask for some backup
maybe your dad will help, after learningwhat he did to his daughterwe hold hands after all
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Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>1370899
Johnson, I think we have enough leads. You can finish up whatever you're doing so we can go find Niu.
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>>1370901
"wait what."
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It's a Sunday night. Where the hell is everyone?
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Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>1370906
Spill the beans that you dated that one pilot who is in interrogation room right now, when you was studying back in police academyand you hold handstwice
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>>1370907
I think there's a holiday today or yesterday.
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>>1370909
easter Sunday
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>>1370907
>Night
It's morning here
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Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>1370906
Realize you were muttering gibberish because you're having a stroke.this is the last time I swear
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>>1370907
Easter
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Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>1370906
and they are considering converting to being jews
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>>1370912What's your angle, stroke anon?
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>>1370912
Yes. A stroke of Dad's stache. It's so smooth.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1370917
This could be considered incest
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Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1370917
be a cop out on the beat
honestly I don't know what else to do, also bother detective sister
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>>1370919
"I see"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>1370917
Any idea where Niu is, dad?guess I'll have to start rolling for an aneurism
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Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1370923
what? no angry dad's rage?
No love for your daughter?
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Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1370923
do you dad?! seems you never notice me!
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>>1370928
"Probably in the donut shop or something"
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Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>1370932
Gotta catch her then
off to the donut shop we go
also just to remind you dad, it's illegal to kill suspects.
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>>1370935
>>1370935
He's already gone
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Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>1370932
What are you doing with that?
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Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>1370937
RIP Tom.
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>>1370939
Oh well.
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Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>1370937
Tom should've never come here.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1370940
that will teach him to mess your Sidorovich up
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>>1370943
And the moral of the story, kids, is that:...I dunno...Never hold hands or something, yeah.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>1370946
What's wrong with holding hands?
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Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>1370946
Sidorovich is your only love now.
anyway, let's go stop dad, at least from killing. We want just scare Tom a bit after all so he'll talk.
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>>1370947too lewd
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>>1370948
It seems the interrogation is already over
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Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>1370953
what you get Johnson?
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Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>1370953
oh shit what happened to Tom?
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Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>1370953
Anything new?
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>>1370954
"An undercover assignment"
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Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1370958
that's pretty neat. so we got info about where did those pilots and mechs come from?
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Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>1370958
I got a rock
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Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>1370958
Can I go!?
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>>1370960Ogi wearing a sheet ghost costume
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Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1370964
rock transform into STONE
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>>1370962
I got another motherfucking potato!
https://youtu.be/STjjwHFW5jY
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Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1370967
Does this rock make me cool?
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Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1370967
well I better accompany you on this mission of yours, Lord knows you fuck it up.
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Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>1370967
what info we got anyway?
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>>1370973
shuuuut uppp I'm trying to get some ubdercover exp under our belt
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>>1370970
"Er. The chief has already assigned your sister Shen as my partner on this mission"
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Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>1370975
bummer
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Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>1370975
Aw, shucks. See ya later, I guess.
Go and look for Niu.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>1370975
SHHHHEEEEEEEENNNNNN!?
then what am I supposed to do!?
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>>1370979
Police Dad thinks about it for a bit
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Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>1370982
traffic duty
we never really get to do stuff in a patrol car
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Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1370982
Find I'll follow some leads with detective sister!
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Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>1370982
I get the other ones, but why beat cop?
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>>1370985
It means he takes you off the case and returning you to regular duty
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Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>1370986
TRAFFIC DUTY
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Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1370986
which one will let me punch giant robots?
Mystery box
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Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>1370986
go find some more clues
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>>1370989
"Oh yeah that's right. While Johnson go undercover as a mech pilot thug for hire, you go and keep looking into that corrupt military "
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Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>1370992
talk to detetive sis
for godsakes
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Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1370992
isn't there a convenient test robot pilot vacancy in nearby military base?
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>>1370997
"Yeah, that's where I sent Jenkins to investigate"
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Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1371001
let's sign up for the military pilot thing
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Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>1371001
Tell me more about Jenkins
why does he wears the mask?
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Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>1371001
welp you know my choice is, not gonna suggest it again
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>>1371005
"It has experimental technology that allows him to change his face in order to better disguise himself in infiltrations"
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Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1371008
can we get that sort of mask to infiltrate the military too?
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Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>1371009
"And why would I allow that?"
Roll 2d100 to convince Dad
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Rolled 18, 68 = 86 (2d100)
>>1371012
cause I wanna ride cool robots
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Rolled 51, 18 = 69 (2d100)
>>1371012
pawwwweeeeaaasssseee
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>>1371016
"Hmmmm...nah. Return to finding out who's corrupted without infiltrating their base"
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Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>1371018
but that doesn't involve giant robots..
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>1371018
ok
and do so
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>>1371021
And so you did.
[Insert CSI-like montage of clue finding here]
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Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1371026
talk to me people!
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Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>1371026
what do those lines on the screen say?
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>>1371029
inb4 ur a faget
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>>1371029
"Squiggly lines, squiggly lines"
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Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>1371034
LOOK CLOSER
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Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>1371036
enhance
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Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>1371036
ENHANCE
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Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>1371036
ZOOM IN AND ENHANCE
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>>1371037
DUN DUN
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Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>1371040
ENHAAAAAAAANCE
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Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>1371040
ENHANCEE HARDER
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Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1371043
I SEE BLUR
IT SHOULD BE CLEARER THAN THAT
ENHANCE
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Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>1371043
Cut the BS.
Let's beat up some military guys.
[Spoiler]With a proper warrant [/spoiler]
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>>1371046
what does it mean?!
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Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1371046
WE'RE GETTING THAT INFILTRATOR MASK AND GOING INTO THAT MILITARY BASE
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>>1371049
"We have THE MISSION TO SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION FROM THE ARISTOCRATS. IT IS TIME FOR THE RISE OF THE PROLETARIAT!"
"Robert"
"Oh ahem. I mean we've found some leads. By examining the disabled sensors and markings on the weapons, we've managed to trace them back to about 3 suspects that would have the proper clearance to disable them in the first place"
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Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1371052
and they are?
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Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>1371052
Who are the 3 suspects?
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>>1371054
"Basically the 3 head guys running the military base nearest to our city"
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Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>1371057
well goddamn it, let's investigate the first guy see if done did it, or if it leads to any more clues, give me his adress, I'm gonna pay him a vist
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>>1371061
"Doctor Smith. In charge of the weapons development department for the base. Rumors say that he isn't getting enough funding lately for his more...ambitious projects. That could be a motive"
"Usaully like the other two he stays on the base, but I heard he'll be visiting the City's Lab soon"
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Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>1371063
Then let's get in our Civis and tail this guy
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>>1371066
Loading tailing mission
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Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>1371068
this might be a long load because of the lack of participation at this point
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>>1371070
Indeed. It's a holiday or sumthin or whatever. Let's just save it here and continue later.
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>>1371081
yeah it's zombie jesus day so be on look out!
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>>1371081
sorry guys, fallen asleep
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>>1371099
shame
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>>1371100
I blame pizza
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>>1371102
Pizza puts you to sleep?
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>>1371100
well I'm still here when ever people want to pick up where we stopped
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>>1371108
Yes. Whenever.
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>>1371107
any food to be precise
but this time it was pizza
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Do another cultural civ game
Plea
I need it
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>>1371115
I'm back my dudes. I went out fishing but I was still following the quest. Fucking 4chan doesn't let you post on cellular data anymore.
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>>1371081
where's the game
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>>1374434
vat game
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>>1372612
what? I'm doing that now
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Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1374443
ok what we're we doing last? tailing a scientist? good do that.
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>>1374448
it's because I have to pay for a 4chan pass. it's bullshit but what ever it's cheap
>>
>>1374452
I meant what are you fishing for. Also, I should probably consider getting one too.
>>
>>1374454
Disregard that. I realized that you meant you were posting on cellular data.
Fuck I'm autistic.
>>
>>1374448
Oh then you jsut lost it .
#vintagememes
>>
>>1374456
fishing for (you)s
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)
dried fish >>> donuts
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1374461
has the tailing mission loaded yet?
>>
>>1374461
And whereabouts will we be finding that doctor military fellow?
>>
>>1374469
Yes. Donning your disguise as a mild-mannered sidewalk cafe patron. You notice the scientist in an armored vehicle with armed escorts going past.
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1374481
follow them onbicyclecause all funds gone to giant robots,
leaving none for better transportation
>>
>>
>>1374483
That and it would kind of make sense with the disguise.
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>1374508
FASTER
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>1374508
Man, we should've chosen the Military Pilot career instead
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>1374508
use your bionic legs go faster!
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>1374516
are we keeping up with them?
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>1374516
HAYAI
GO FASTER!
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>1374516
Oh no, watch out! It's a—
>>
>>1374516
What does our shirt say?
"Lol?"
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1374534
Take a look at the convoy
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>1374534
inconspicuously
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>1374534
Find out what our shirt says.
>>
>>1374537
Stealth
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1374540
Sneak our way into the military base
it'll be just like that one mission in metal gear
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1374540
Don't lose sight of the convoy. Where are they headed?
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1374540
any developments? where are they going?
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1374540
are we keeping up with them?
>>
>>1374543
The City Lab.
>>
>>1374546
don't lose them!for all we know they could be funding themselves for stealth technology.
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>1374546
drift in after themRUNNING INTO 90S
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>1374552
Roll 2d100 to pursue them while being inconspicuous
>>
Rolled 74, 13 = 87 (2d100)
>>1374559
DEJA VU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>
Rolled 52, 48 = 100 (2d100)
>>1374559
like a snek
except purple snek
fuck that guy
>>
Rolled 2, 94 = 96 (2d100)
>>1374559
oh shit
>>
>>1374564
By the time you arrive. The convoy has already parked and the Doctor already went inside. Now soldiers guard the building. They also noticed you
"Halt! Citizen! The lab is now closed!"
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>1374573
need to disguise yourself as pizza delivery person
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>1374573
find a way in
sneakily
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>1374573
Say we're the pizza delivery girl
>>
>>1374576
:So where's the pizza?"
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>1374589
Check the box we had on our head for pizza
>>
>>1374591
No pizza in here
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1374594
check under the paper
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>1374594
well we never said that we are to deliver pizza
we are TAKING ORDERS for pizza
new service you see
>>
>>1374596
"And we don't need any. So leave"
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>1374602
Ask them if we can get a tour of the lab
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>1374602
are you suuure?
just imagine, hot cheese, a lot of meat and great dough with crispy borders
>>
>>1374607
"Yes I'm sure. Now are you gonna leave. Or do I have to force you to leave?"
>>
>>1374618
fuck you dice god
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>1374616
Then what about... THIS *flashes tits*
>>
>>1374621
>>1374618
Divine Shrug
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>1374629
Try sneaking in another way, like through one of the alleyways
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>1374629
look for a vent to crawl through, don't forget your micro camera for capturing evidence.
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>1374632
Yes.
Roll 2d100 to sneak into the alley undetected
>>
Rolled 92, 12 = 104 (2d100)
>>1374646
Easy!
>>
>>1374652
lel
92 on my first roll
92 on your second roll
>>
>>1374648
"Step away from the alley, citizen"
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>1374656
tell them that's where we live
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>1374656
can't we just go that alley from another side of building block?
man these guys are meanalmost as they are hiding something
>>
>>1374657
"Please. You live in a rinky-dink apartment next to the police station"
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>1374663
Tom is that you again?
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1374663
Oh shit
back away slowly then
they've gotten too suspicious of us
let's try the other alleyway with a new disguise
>>
>>1374668
fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>
>>
>>1374668
"Yes. But I warn you. DON'T go the long way around to the backdoor. and defintely DON'T do it in about 10 minutes."
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>1374682
thanks for the advice
let's do exactly what he said and not do it in 10 minutes
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>1374682
gotcha, mister
I WON'T DO as you saidDo exactly that
>>
>>1374689
"Good. Now off you go"
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>1374698
off we go
man, Jenkins is pro at this
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>1374698
Now sneak in at the same time as him and ruin his plans
>>
>>1374703
dice god confirms
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>1374698
Call your old friend Calfort the giant skeleton with flaming head to distract or scare the guard.
>>
>>1374711
isn't he dead
>>
>>1374703
And so off you went.
>>1374712
Yes
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>1374715
proceed according to the plan
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1374715
Sit in cafe across the street to 'maintain surveillance'but really you've been trying to taste the donuts there
>>
>>1374716
You went the long way around to the back door after waiting for 10 minutes. THere's nobody guarding it.
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1374712
Well... he (or she?) is already dead as skeleton, so it is possibly he come back through drinking a lot of milk or necromancy. Unless it is alternative version of Calfort who is working as a cop.
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1374722
Check the trashcan before we enter
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>1374722
test the door
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>1374722
enter
with the gile and cunning of a stealthy octopus
>>
>>1374726
It's open.
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>1374735
go in side find a vent use
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>1374735
Check the garbage can before you enter
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>1374735
go in
>>
>>1374738
Yep. It's full of trash
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1374745
Take the 'your waifu' thing out of the trash
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1374745
go in the door, silently
>>
>>1374747
now your just wasting time you butt head
>>
>>1374752
there's always stuff hidden like mystery boxes
>>
>>1374753
not always, in fact I'm sure op is just humoring you because you can't move on.
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1374756
it's an adventure, you've gotta explore everything on screen
>>
>>1374758
I hate you ranger but your right and wrong when it comes to time constraints
>>
>>1374747
You can't remove your waifu from the trash.
Because you see. Your waifu is trash.
>>
>>1374760
you got wrong person
>>
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>1374762
go into building
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1374762
Throw it at the blind orc.
>>
>>1374772
who is that?
>>
>>1374767
I get that mind set I really do, it's just hard for others to deal with when they don't have the same. I'm sorry for call you ranger.
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>1374776
Check both corners sneakily
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>1374776
keep low, check for cameras, find a vent for access points
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1374776
Continue sneaking to our destination. Activate detection meter.
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>1374776
look for giant robots
sneakily
>>
>>1374783
Yes. Now where would those be
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>1374786
Lab 1-A
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>1374786
to the lab
we need the latest experimental ones
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1374787
OH SHIT A CAMERA. ROLL 2D100 TO AVOID ITs GAZE
>>
Rolled 56, 79 = 135 (2d100)
>>1374792
>>
Rolled 65, 57 = 122 (2d100)
>>1374792
TOO SLOW NIGGA
>>
Rolled 42, 22 = 64 (2d100)
>>1374792
ez
>>
>>1374794
what the fuck you say?! my waifu is dead nigga, she was a navy seal!
>>
>>1374797
What was her confirmed kill count?
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>1374795
OH SHIT ANOTHER ONE
>>
>>1374801
299
>>
Rolled 36, 43 = 79 (2d100)
>>1374804
TOO SLOW AGAIN.. nigga
>>
Rolled 13, 76 = 89 (2d100)
>>1374804
whoever made a security in this place really needs to be fired.
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1374804
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>1374809
OH SHIT ANOTHER ONE. CLEARLY THEY'RE AIMING FOR QUANTITY OVER QUALITY HERE
>>
Rolled 66, 60 = 126 (2d100)
>>1374813
turns out the guy in charge of the cameras... is Jenkins.
>>
Rolled 89, 85 = 174 (2d100)
>>1374813
some one really wants us to get caught
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>1374813
now OP is delaying the quest
>>
Rolled 36, 84 = 120 (2d100)
>>1374813
oh shit
prepare to loud noises
>>
>>
>>1374816
Certainly not me, that's for sure. Yes.
Anyway. YOu've passed the security cams.
>>
>>1374822
THE FUCK YOU SAY NIGGA!?
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1374828
Sneak into the lab now
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>1374828
woohooo!
>>
>>
>>1374831
Wait. It's Doctor Smith and the City Scientists going into the lab.
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1374838
Trail them quietly
>>
>>1374837
WHAT JOO SEY ABOUT MAI WAIFU NIGGAMAN?!
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>1374838
eavesdrop
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>1374838
find a lab coat get into disguise!
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1374841
Roll 2d100 to stay quiet
>>
Rolled 97, 49 = 146 (2d100)
>>1374847
shhh
>>
Rolled 12, 71 = 83 (2d100)
>>1374847
>>
>>
>>1374848
Sneaking quietly and hiding behind desks. You managed to evade their perception.
Soon, they disappear into a back room that's labeled Keep Out.
>>
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>>1374851
jus another nigga guy
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>1374856
Check out the computer on the desk
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1374856
call 4obert get him to hack the computer remotely and to get us in the keep out area.
>>
>>1374861
Robert*
buy 4obert does sound cool
>>
>>1374861
"Which computer"
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>1374863
the one in front of me
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>1374863
That PC on the left on the desk
we don't need his help, use it for ourselves
>>
>>1374866
"Oh okay"
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>1374868
check for evidence
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>1374868
Look through the files on the PC
>>
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>1374883
Project Reaper?
Oh shit, check that out, that must be our evidence!
>>
>>1374883
everyone knows that most important things in the world are hidden in NEW FOLDER
>>
>>1374892
INSIDE YOU FIND
ANOTHER FOLDER
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>1374897
Keep clicking until we find something
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>1374897
go further!
>>
>>1374898
Surely this will be the last one
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>1374904
is it?
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>1374904
did we find something yet?
>>
>>1374906
Inside there is one single file
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>1374916
open it
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>1374916
open it
in safe mode
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>1374922
goddamit
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>1374922
check out Proj. Herc next then
>>
>>1374925
You find records of an experimental drug to enhance a person's physical capabilities.
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>1374932
What about Proj. Reaper?
>>
>>1374933
Something about an experimental mech prototype with extreme destructive capabilities or something
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>1374938
oh snap
let's insert a flash drive into the PC and copy the important stuff into it so we can use it as evidence
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>1374938
get info on to flash drive, also hack the keep out door. we need some visuals
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>1374944
We'll get it on the way out
for now, let's investigate where Doctor Smith went
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>1374944
mean while hack the keep out door we can check if they are dealing these drugs to the outside
>>
>>1374945
Yes. The suspicious door where the scientists went into, no doubt to continue their shady experiments.
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>1374948
See if we can get it open
>>
>>1374949
It's locked
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>1374952
have our hacker guy get it open for us
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>1374952
have Robert hack the system to get it open
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>1374957
peek inside
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>1374957
Sneak in now
>>
>>1374960
The Scientists sit around a table discussing something in this dark room. Luckily due to the darkness you have not been spotted.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>1374963
Eavesdrop the scientists
Try to get closer so we can hear
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>1374963
listen in to their conversation
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>1374963
Eavesdrop but try to not make sudden moves, no one know what is around atm,
>>
>>1374966
"Gentlemen. It is finally time."
"Yes. We've been waiting for this for so long"
"Now it's finally time"
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1374974
I hope they don't choose a super robot pilot like us
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1374974
continue to listen
also record this conversation
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>1374974
>inb4 it's their regular poker session
>>
>>1374977
"Alright dickmunchers. Pick your faction"
"I pick the bug people."
"Alright. You get that patch of land over there, but you also have an underground hive"
"I get the half dragon hybrids"
"Then your territory is near those mountains"
"I pick the Western Kingdom Invaders"
"Then your base is that place over there"
"Uh, bullshit. My base is this entire land because shitty Eastern savages aint shit to my awesome Emperial Might"
"That's cheating and you know it faggot"
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>1374985
dear god... leaving extremely disapoint
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>1374985
>no barbarian faction
1st game was better.
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>1374985
holy shit this is fucking nothing
just get the flash drive and go
this lead is a bust
>>
>>1374989
"wait. Who said that"
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>1374994
slip out of there and get the flash drive
there's nothing to be found here
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>1374994
dice god
>>
>>1374996
dice god covering up his trail
>>
>>1374997
he always does
>>
>>1374994
op make a game where anon fights the dice god
>>
>>1374999
that's every game
>>
>>1374995
"Anyway. As per agreement. Whoever wins get the keys to the Colossus Unit. And this skull I bought from the flea market"
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>1375001
get back to PC and search about colossus unit
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>1375001
WAIT COLOSSUS UNIT?
FIND A SPARE UNIFORM IN STORAGE AND GO BACK TO PARTICIPATE IN THE GAME
>>
>>1375003
fuck I should've thought of that
>>
>>1375002
Another experimentl mech. Designed to be able to tank repeated nuclear strikes.
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>1375006
Sidorovich is still more cute than this gorilla
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>1375006
get a uniform and join game
>>
>>1375008
"Wait. Who's that"
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>1375015
I'm scientific science mcscince MD
you must be slipping doctor you forgot to inform me that we were having a session
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>1375015
... wanna some donuts?
>>
>>1375017
"Yea su---EY! Don't try to change the subject here. Who are you?"
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>1375020
It's real good donuts tho, you are missing out.
pls I wanna play too.
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>1375020
just your science lab lackies. I know you have yet to notice us all, especially illy me, but I though what better way to connect to the boss than have a good ol civ sesh
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>1375023
"I run this lab and I don't remember who your are, lady."
Oh shite. Roll 2d100 to convince them of whatever you're gonna say to convince them
>>
Rolled 64, 68 = 132 (2d100)
>>1375026
convincing in progress
>>
>>1375027
sticking with dis roll
>>
>>1375027
"Oh right. One of those lab lackies I never bothered to notice. Okay"Somethig just came up. I gotta go and hold off this now. Will continue some time later.
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1375031
So yeah, which races are unclaimed?
Anyone with rocks?
>>
>>1375031
>Somethig just came up. I gotta go and hold off this now. Will continue some time later.gotchu senpai
>>
Alright, who's still in here
>>
>>1375129
sorry, I'm able to be in thread only during day, it's getting late here.
>>
>>1375181
Eh. It's not like anybody's else in here.
>>
>>1375129
I am here. I didn't check for a few hours.
>>
>>1375201
Also I like how my ID is super bipolar and changes literally every time I'm in here.
>>
>>1375204
Have you tried taking it to therapy
>>
>>1375215
It doesn't help, it is far too genetic inside of mental.
>>
>>1375216
Gene therapy
>>
I always miss Paladin's sessions because I think he's on opposite world timezone. Lately they've been during the middle of the weekday or like at 3am+ at night for me :(
>>
>>1375281
Paladins in Vietnam.
He left to go eat his dog
>>
>>1375509
So THAT's why people make the dog eating joke. I'm assuming the Vietnam part is something true you're telling me.
>>
>>1375853
Mhm. And yes, he's said a few times over his career that he's in Vietnam. Ask him again when he comes. Ack.
>>
>>1375509
Well, it's not MY dog I'm eating
>>
>>1375129
zerging about
>>
>>1376595
That's good at least.
>>
>>1377172
My other pants.
Alternatively, tomorrow
>>
Continue, yes?
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>1380181
which civilization can we choose?
is this the start of Civ Thing 2?
>>
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>1380192
what about the civs
which can we choose?
>>
>>
>>1380193
You can choose to be a dead thread or an inactive game
#metahumor
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>1380197
no we are barbs
no one claimed them before
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>1380197
That's it, OP?
choose barbs even though they're fucking homosexual unless a better option is there
>>
>>1380200
"You can't choose a faction that's FUCKING DEAD, AHURR HURR HURR HURR"
"But seriously though, we lost the barbarian minifigs since the last game"
"A dog ate them or something"
>>
>>1380208
Fuck it, go Goblin 'human wave' army on their ass
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1380208
uh, give us options on what to choose then
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>1380211
aaand of course forgot my roll
>>
>>1380214
Something that's eaten by a dog
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>1380208
Anything but the elfs. Do you have some kind of Manlet option?
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1380218
fine geez
what actually else is there?
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>1380218
Choose another civ then
>>
>>1380224
"Well, lab lackey I never saw before, we have these figs left"
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>1380232
chinamen rock in confirm
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1380232
what the fuck, these figs are trash
snakes don't have arms either
choose tigers, lock in, confirm
>>
>>1380235
"ah yes. The eastern natives"
"Your territory shall be the rice fields"
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>1380241
research poak buns
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1380241
tfw we've gone full weeb
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>1380241
Prepare for roundeye invasion
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>1380246
"Aha! Fucking weeaboo! I attack the chinks with my Superior Western Armored Forces!"
"Alright. Now you nerds roll for battle"
Roll 2d100
>>
Rolled 6, 50 = 56 (2d100)
>>1380249
Martial skills OP
>>
>>1380251
"The natives offered your army dog meat. Their morale was broken"
"Ah fucking bullllshiiiiieeeeeetttttt"
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>1380257
research poak buns, we planning on economic victory
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>1380257
now research poak buns and expand our domain like building a great wall
>>
Rolled 484 (1d1000)
>>1380263
Roll to 2d100 research poak buns
>>
Rolled 76, 94 = 170 (2d100)
>>1380268
is this our progress? on how many turns we need to roll?
>>
Rolled 100, 79 = 179 (2d100)
>>1380268
I guess what you rolled means our needed total?
it'll take awhile
>>
>>1380271
"The natives try to make a new type of food. They haven't quite succeeded yet"
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>1380274
KEEP TRYING
WE ARE NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT POAK BUNS
>>
>>1380276
"Oh no. When you were focused on the research. The bug people dug into your storage and ate all your pork"
>>
Rolled 24, 36 = 60 (2d100)
>>1380274
AGAIN
>>
>>1380281
KILL ALL BUG PEOPLE
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>1380281
go fuck the bug people up so we can eat them for lunch
>>
>>1380287
"As you move to attack the HIve, you pass through the Dragon Peeps territory"
"Ey, git off mah lawn"
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1380295
Convince him to attack hive together
>>
Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>1380295
make dragon buns out of him
>>
>>1380299
it was native to expect diplomacy to work in this game
>>
>>1380304
"You want my buns, slant-eyed one?"
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>1380309
I want those sweet dragon buns you got
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>1380309
as in, chop him up so we can cook him like our dog food
>>
>>1380312
"At least buy me dinner first"
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>1380318
Only after we destroy Hive.
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>1380318
I'd rather make you dinner.
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>1380318
make him into dinner
by attacking him and butchering him
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>1380321
Roll 2d100 To for convincinating
>>
Rolled 65, 14 = 79 (2d100)
>>1380327
Bugpeople were a mistake
>>
Rolled 56, 2 = 58 (2d100)
>>1380327
BUTCHER THIS GUY
>>
>>1380328
"You have failed to convince the dragon people"
"As a counter, I eat the slant-eyed one....and take the hat"
"You have eaten the slant-eyed one and took the hat"
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1380336
NOT THE HAT
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>1380336
dude, why did you let the dog eat my fig's head?
>>
>>1380342
"Yes the hat! AND FOR YOUR FAILURE, YOU ARE BANISHED! TO THE SHADOWREALM!"
"Which means you will now have to sit in the corner"
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>1380347
this new ruleset sucks
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1380347
shadowrealm? this isn't yu-gi-oh
>>
>>1380349
"Too bad"
"Now sit in that corner and reflect on your failures"
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>1380354
use this chance to sneak out and take the USB with all the copied information
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1380354
use this as an excuse to go to the bathroom, but actually return to room before, grab usb stick from PC and silently leave building
>>
>>1380358
USB collected
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>1380366
leave the building as you entered it and leave disguise in the trash
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1380366
Report back to the Police Chief AKA your Dad
>>
>>1380369
"Hmmm? A scientist? What are you doing here?"
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>1380372
remove disguise
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1380372
it's me, Ogi
take off the disguise
>>
>>1380375
"What the fuck...The scientist was my daughter all along?!"
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>1380378
wait. we are missing something here
where we are atm?
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>1380378
No, we just went in diguise
>>
>>1380381
"WOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH"
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1380382
moooom, dad being weird again
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1380382
slap Dad and show him the USB stick's contents
>>
>>1380383
"Ah yes. Ogi. Anything to report?"
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>1380388
Show them the USB's contents
>>
>>1380388
they are making at least three secret projects and one is already finished. Didn't learn anything about where funds come from tho.
also their taste in tabletop games sucks balls
>>
>>1380388
Well that didn't go through for some reason
>>1380389
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>1380395
Show them the top secret projects
>>
>>1380397
"Project Reaper?, interesting"
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>1380398
oh shit Dad what happened to you?
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1380398
it's this time again?
>>
>>1380399
"Marriage"
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1380401
But Mom is a great person
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>1380401
marriage is a beautiful thing
>>
>>1380402
"Ooh. So that's what she tells you now hmmm?....ow"
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1380406
We're her favorite daughter while we're your least favorite daughter
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>1380406
anyway, did Jenkins report on anythign
>>
>>1380407
"Makes sense.....She always had worse taste than me."
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1380411
OH SHIT DAD
>>
>>1380413
"Ah yes. Let's see here"
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1380416
"I LEFT MY HOUSE IN THE OVEN."
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1380416
Look at the safe sized hole in the wall
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1380420
Hi uncle Sam!
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>1380420
What did Jenkins report on?
>>
>>1380420
Has Johnson come back from his mission yet?
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1380430
Borrow Uncle Sam's hat
>>
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1380430
how did that second guy was named again
>>
>>1380431
"You cannot borrow Americaaaaaaaaaa"
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>1380434
Throw the chinese minifig at him
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>1380434
anyway back to the case at hand
any reports from Jenkins and Johnson
>>
>>1380436
"Alright, let's see. Chief, wait til the end of workday and come into my office, don't wear p--Oh wait. This is from your mother. Ah, here is Johnson's. Chief, moving up the criminal ladder. Will have to embark on a heist soon. Send a dummy armored transport"
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>1380440
Ask if we can drive the dummy armored transport
>>
>>1380441
"Can you pretend to be attacked by Johnson and ultimately losing your cargo but at the same time also resisting him to convince the criminals?"
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>1380445
YES WE CAN
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>1380445
it's perfect task forfailureslike us!
we don't even need to act!
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1380451
Let's do the pretend so we can knock out Johnson in CQC
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>1380451
so what about jenkinks before we took off
>>
>>1380453
"Lessee here. Aside from the secret projects you reported. Dr Smith is also working on a fourth project, unbeknownst to the City Scientists. Codenamed Zeus, as a contigency plan against the other 3. But this one is actually government sanctioned and funded, he does not get his money from some shady dealings"
>>
>>1380460
so other 3 ones wasn't sanctioned by goverment?
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>1380460
We need to infiltrate it!
>>
>>1380465
"infiltrate what"
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1380467
That fourth project, Zeus
It could be highly illegal
>>
>>1380470
"Sorta. The other 3 are official city projects. Not the Military's. Digging around the records, Jenkins found out that the Mayor actually gave them permit."
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>1380473
oh, ok then
off to helping johnson
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1380473
The Mayor is corrupt?
>>
>>1380475
"Not to my knowledge, no. Since I'm sure most of his funds come from beating me at cards every Tuesday....That bastard"
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>1380478
He's using your money to fund Dr. Smith, Dad!
>>
>>1380479
"I'm pretty sure our city is not part of the military funding Project Zeus"
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>1380482
oh, let's talk to Johnson so we can brief him on the armored car job
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1380482
fine geez
this is too hard for us
we mostly want just punch robots in the face anyway, let them eggheads to figure it out
>>
>>1380483
"Right. Use this secure phone line"
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1380486
Use the can phone to talk to Johnson across the street
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1380486
wassssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
>>
>>1380487
"Whaddup, bieeeetch"
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>1380492
wassssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>1380492
how the fuck is Johnson so good at disguising?
>>
>>1380492
Brief him. He needs a pair.
>>
>>1380493
"WAZZZZZAAAAAAAAPPPP"
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>1380500
brief him on the armored car job
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>1380500
A 3rd guy on the secured line responds
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>1380500
Wasssuuuuuuuuuuuuup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDTZCgsZGeA
>>
>>1380502
"WWWWAAAAAZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP"
"WAZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
"WAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
This continued for at least 4 hours
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>1380506
You lost your voice and nothing was accomplished.
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>1380506
Who's the third person on the line?
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1380506
okay, now no one totally won't eavesdrop you
tell johnson the plan
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>1380510
Drink some water so we can drown our voice and keep him
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>1380510
come back you little
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>1380513
for real, drink some water and tell johnson about the plan
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1380513
fine geez
use text to speech to inform johnson of plan
>>
>>1380514
Yes. Now what do you tell him?
>>
>>1380519
"Alrighty then."
>>
>>1380521
proceed with operation "Failure of a daughter"
>>
>>1380523
[toot toot]
Well I suppose you should go get ready
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1380526where the fuck is everyone
save game
just in case
>>
>>1380529
All dead probably. Game Saved.
>>
>>1380531
I guess enough for today then
no point with only me being here
>>
>>1380534
No point to anything
>>
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>>1380535
remember when not multiple players adventure were actually popular
>>
>>1380534
Ten points for Gryffindor!
>>
>>1380536
I do
>>
>>1380541
Then why don't you join then
>>
I maek post
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>1381765
Are we really a failure of a daughter?
Regardless, get to the vehicle we're supposed to be driving.
>>
>>1381776
To hide the fact that it hides your mech, the department has come up with a cunning disguise for your truck
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>1381787
Hang some fuzzy dice from the rear view mirror and play hip hop music.
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1381807
Beautiful.
Proceed to the designated robbery point.It would appear that despite your efforts the thread is still dead
>>
>>1381812
Indeed.
>>
>>1381821
On the bright side, you can go back to sleep. What is it, like 8 A.M. there?
>>
>>1381827
Yes. Guess there's no point in continuing
>>
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>>1381833
Fug.
>>
>>1381833
now draw meth addicts robbing a grave
>>
>>1381850
Why
>>
>>1381850
An odd request.
>>
you guys are earlyyawn
>>
>>1381874
Well I'm sorry for boring you
>>
>>1381881
it's just I woke up first time this early after sleeping for whole week till noon
I'm in constant state of yawning
>>
>>1381885
You can go back to sleep. Thread's dead anyway.
>>
>>1381895
nah. I'm gonna stay awake for now. I should get delivery today in unspecified time.
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1381895
wake me up at like 11 pm pacific time I'll be here
>>
>>1381987
More like wait for more players
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>1381999
you gotta get the plot going with robot fights
no one wants to do plot
>>
>>1381999
alright im here faggot and i dont even know what happened in this thread
>>
>>1382006
Can't really have robot fights if there's no one to fight the robots
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>1382021
blame the jews
>>
>>1382021
to fight while PILOTING the robotswhat if we do crossover with super robot adventure
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1382021
hey look its bing bingie with a mech challenging us to a fight to get his own thread
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>1382029
what's this random mech attack!? but we are on a mission what do?!
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>1382029
blame harder
>>
>>1382034
In retaliation to your anti-semitism, the Jews changed the script to include a random encounter with a mech on your way to the mission area.
>>
>>1382043
Ask the pilot his name to be polite.
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>1382043
fuckin JEWS!!
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>1382048
forgot roll
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>1382043
DRIFT TO AVOID HIM
>>
>>1382053
Anyway, this mech is part of another, smaller criminal gang. It also intends to rob you. If you let it win now then the plan will be ruined.
Options:
1. Avoid it and run away, ptentially leading it to your mission area
2. Activate Sidorovich and knock its block off
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1382060
option 2
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>1382060
>1. Avoid it and run away, ptentially leading it to your mission area
WITH DRIFT
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>1382061
i will take his hat if its the last thing i do
AGAIN, OPTION 2
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1382066
COME ON COACH, LET ME IN THERE
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1382063
Roll 2d100
>>
Rolled 71, 55 = 126 (2d100)
>>1382077
raaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh
>>
Rolled 39, 56 = 95 (2d100)
>>1382077
DORIFTOOOOOOOOO
DEJA VU
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1382077
SPACE SPACE BOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XswuFtW1bco
>>
Rolled 33, 91 = 124 (2d100)
>>1382077
GIMME A HIGH ROLL SO I CAN FAIL
>>
>>1382081
aw fuck
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1382078
Evaded the mech.
Now roll 2d100 to see if it will pursue you or not
>>
Rolled 79, 5 = 84 (2d100)
>>1382093
TOO SLOW
>>
Rolled 55, 28 = 83 (2d100)
why can't you get good rolls man?
>>
Rolled 29, 83 = 112 (2d100)
>>1382093
suck a metaphorical DEEEEEEEEEECKUUUUUU
>>
>>1382100
wow.... I mean ... wow really wow
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>1382093
SPEEDY SPEEDY BOY
>>
>>1382106
I didn't specify WHO IS TOO SLOW tho
>>
Rolled 85, 87 = 172 (2d100)
>>1382093
oh shit, i've gotta save us
>>
>>1382111
go fuck yourself
>>
>>1382111
wood good jorb
>>
>>1382111
you did,OR DID YOU
>>
>>1382100
>>1382111
Eh, compromise.
YOu maanged to get some distance between you and the mech but it's getting close.
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>1382123
activate sidorovich's rocket boosters to give us more speed
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>1382123
DRIFT FASTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1382123
let him catch us
>>
>>1382125
"That's a level 3 upgrade"
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>1382136
Damn it
start drifting those corners, he won't be able to keep up!
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>1382136
slow down
>>
>>1382141
sasuga me
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1382136
did we get away tho?
>>
>>1382148
1 sausage coming right up.
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1382149
DDID YOU?
Roll 2d100 to find out
>>
Rolled 6, 70 = 76 (2d100)
>>1382159
time to change the rules again! Bing gets a virus as a counter!
>>
Rolled 32, 99 = 131 (2d100)
>>1382159
TOO SLOWTHE RECKONING
>>
>>1382169
YOu ahve evaded the mech, and its hat
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>1382177
that hat sucked anyway
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1382177
use grappling hook to steal hat
>>
>>1382184
Alrighty then
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>1382177
"Your hat is still shit."
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>1382197
onto the mission of being afailurewe go
>>
>>1382200
Yes. Just wait by this empty field until Johnson arrives
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>1382221
that's a big truck
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>1382221
wait for it
waaaaait for itboo
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>1382241
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>1382241
2SPOOOOOKY
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1382264
pull the sheet
>>
aaaaand thread is slow again
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>1382280
you're not Johnson
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>1382280
you are not supposed to be here
the fuck
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>1382280
don't be a scurry
ghost ever again
>>
>>1382284
"Oh I'm just here to deliver something the Chief forgot to give you. Here, a packet of blood. That'd help your performance when you pretend to be beaten.
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1382304
oh thanks, now get out of here before Johnson arrives
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>1382304
it's just ketchup, smartass
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>1382304
lather it all over ourselves
>>
>>1382312
"I was never here. But hey, Johnson is"
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>1382325
oh shit
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1382325
use ketchup Jenkins got us for hotdog
>>
>>1382327
Right. Johnson's here. Wahtchu gonna do?
1. Pretend to put up a fight
2. Put up an actual fight to mess with him
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>1382351
>2. Put up an actual fight to mess with him
it's not like we can win anyway
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>1382351
second option
pull no punches
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>1382351
pretend
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>Actual fight, mess with
>>
>>1382351
>2. Put up an actual fight to mess with him
We call this 'enhanced disguise'
also because we're not really sure if it's Johnson.
>>
>>1382378
dices
>>
>>1382356
Sure.
Make the first move.
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>1382378
and forgot dice.
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>1382386
SHIELD BASH
>>
>>1382386
PUNCH HIS FACE
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>1382386
drink duh blood
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>Diversion first. Tell him someone stole his hat. Then suckerpunch.
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1382393
You play the Shield Bash card.
Roll 2d100
>>
Rolled 50, 91 = 141 (2d100)
>>1382413
with my trap card in... defense mode
>>
Rolled 10, 85 = 95 (2d100)
>>
Rolled 90, 89 = 179 (2d100)
>>1382413
told ya, no need to act
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1382422
He's rattled! You can do a followup attack Right away!
Roll 2d100 and make your action to.
Oh and reply to this post, naturally.
>>
Rolled 61, 58 = 119 (2d100)
>>1382437
what's with your rolls op?
>>
Rolled 41, 51 = 92 (2d100)
>>1382437
we may fail a mission, but at least we get to beat Johnson into submission this time
and you REALLY were missing punching robots
PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>1382439
It's the sacrifice I ahve to make to keep the thread somewhat active
>>
Rolled 93, 76 = 169 (2d100)
>>1382437
>Knee him in the stomach "This if for taking, the last, hat!"
>>
>>1382437
For once, fate has turned against OP. How does it feel to be on the other side of the Dice God's favor?
Also, why is it when we're supposed to lose we start winning.
>>
>>1382451
I've been with you for a while now OP, I don't now about anyone else but only reason I missed most of this thread was because of timezone issues.
You probably caught that message way back sorry for repeating, just wanted you to know it was nothing to do with the game.
>>
>>1382462
I usually tried to stay up to follow them, but I live on the opposite side of the world from this nigga. When it's 5 in the afternoon for him, it's five in the morning for me. I typically fell asleep.
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>1382454
"I probably deserved that" you can hear him over the radio
Now he'll attempt an attack
>>1382462
It's okay
>>
>>1382466
Yah, I think I'm pretty opposite too. I voted for Real Robots (and a few other thingies) during the April fools demo session, so been trying to stay with it when I see it.
>>
Rolled 57, 85 = 142 (2d100)
>>1382470
whoa, easy there
>>
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1382470
>Now that we've got our revenge, play the girl card. "Go easy on me Johnson! (we hope.)"
>>
>>1382480
>I still say we all move to Vietnam. It solves everyone's problems.
Siberia also in same time zone
It's cool around here, honest
>>
That feeling when you're the only person who didn't understand we're keeping the 2d100 thing going.
>>
>>1382485
>it's cool around here, honest
>Siberia
Because of that awful pun I now no longer like you.
>>
>>1382492
>not liking bad puns
>>
>>1382480
There was an incident in episode 2 where he took the last hat to be won in a promotional event
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>1382499
clang
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1382499
MAH SIDOROVICH'S BEAUTIFUL FACE
>>
>>1382499
No roll or nothing?
>>
>>1382508
Well you gonna have to input an attack, then the rolling happens.
>>
Rolled 96, 83 = 179 (2d100)
His erect fist just boned our face!
>Start mashing buttons.
>>
>>1382514
This.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1382520
shut up ya wuss, can't get a single hit
>>
>>1382528
Turns out you also can't count.
Anyway input an attack you fucking idiot.
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>1382538
counting is for wusses
SIDOROVICH KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
>>1382528
I don't even know what you mean by this.
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1382538
input sissy slap
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>1382543
Sissy slap for the win.
>>
>>1382538
Input robot flex
>>
>>1382542
Engrish is a beautiful thing
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)
>Engage nuclear thermal mouth slap
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>1382541
Roll 2d100
>>1382555
Reply to me so I'd know, fagbutt
>>
Rolled 68, 73 = 141 (2d100)
>>1382567
SHOUT NOW
>>
Rolled 10, 70 = 80 (2d100)
>>1382567
"This is for your sister being so mean to me!"
>>
Rolled 24, 83 = 107 (2d100)
>>1382567
Fuck this!
>>
Rolled 45, 83 = 128 (2d100)
>>1382567
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>1382571
[Inarticulate yelling]
Also Roll 2d100 again
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>1382602
"Stop being such a wuss, Johnson. Do you enjoy getting beat by a girl?"
Trip him.
>>
Rolled 22, 14 = 36 (2d100)
>>1382602
>Morph yelling into expert yodelling
>>
Rolled 11, 89 = 100 (2d100)
>>1382602
Yelling vibrates the enemy's visor to pieces
>>
I still say we yodel.
https://youtu.be/qirJcg9TYgs?t=313
>>
>>1382631
Time signature fail. Was suppose to open to the yodeling part. >.>
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>1382619
>>
Rolled 19, 4 = 23 (2d100)
>>1382639
har har har
>>
Rolled 38, 80 = 118 (2d100)
>>1382639
OP, can you seriously stop rolling so low. We're supposed to lose this.
Duck.
>>
Rolled 8, 92 = 100 (2d100)
>>1382639
I start feeling a bit worried about poor Johnson
>>
Rolled 62, 5 = 67 (2d100)
>>1382639
Gut the robot's cockpit
>>
Rolled 44, 26 = 70 (2d100)
>>1382639
Bodyslam!
>>
>>1382657
Thank you, friend.
>>
>>1382657
OH SHIT
>>
Rolled 37, 4 = 41 (2d100)
>>1382657
You wanna fail the mission THAT badly, huh
AND kill Johnson that bad?
>>
Rolled 56, 2 = 58 (2d100)
>>1382639
>grab Johnson's arm and make him 'punch' us, squirt blood pack and take a fall.
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1382657
Well that surprisingly didn't work
>>
Rolled 51, 50 = 101 (2d100)
>>1382678
Catch and suplex!
>>
Rolled 1, 42 = 43 (2d100)
>>1382678
some how op is in control of these dice
I just know it
>>
Rolled 37, 76 = 113 (2d100)
>>1382678
Do a roll and throw something nearby at him.
>>
Rolled 28, 3 = 31 (2d100)
>>1382678
do overhead kick
>>
>>1382685
I swear dude, he fucking has to be.
>>
Rolled 81, 87 = 168 (2d100)
>>1382678
>Turn around in slow motion, readying blood bag to take a punch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M28z9y4yT6Y#t=00m37s
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>1382681
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>>1382714
FFS
Can I roll to intentionally fail?
>>
Rolled 38, 17 = 55 (2d100)
>>1382714
worry
>>
>>1382721
Nobody roll.
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>1382721
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Rolled 64, 90 = 154 (2d100)
>>1382737
nah, he is fiiiine
>>
Rolled 31, 46 = 77 (2d100)
>Scissor throw
>>
Rolled 33, 12 = 45 (2d100)
>>1382737
Kick him off.
>>
>>1382746
You have to state an attack you dingus.
>>
>>1382763
Why do we wanna lose anyway?
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>1382746
While SIdorovich is losing HP
>>
>>1382763
maybe op will improvise
>>
Rolled 64, 77 = 141 (2d100)
>>1382770
Sidorovich will be fine too.
But any more heavy damage, Johnson WON'T be fine after he get back from assigment
Take the punch and use ketchup
Or ate hotdog with ketchup to taunt enemy
>>
>>1382773
You can beat him and still lose the cargo subtly
>>
Rolled 48, 73 = 121 (2d100)
>>1382770
>Take out a green marker and draw on some life bars.
Hey, are we lying to Captcha when we say we're not a robot?
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1382777
Oh hey you blocked it
>>
Rolled 15, 19 = 34 (2d100)
>>1382788
do the dancing movethe robot
>>
Rolled 90, 45 = 135 (2d100)
>>1382788
you suck random badguy
grappling hook his leg for tripping action!
>>
>>1382791
Nobody reply!
>>
>>1382796
"Oh Hi, how are you?"
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>1382795
He caught your grappling hook and used it to swing you around into the ground
>>
>>1382769
Because we're supposed to lose against Johnson because he's undercover.
>>
Rolled 8, 81 = 89 (2d100)
>>1382807
Johnson getting better at it
>>
Rolled 72, 45 = 117 (2d100)
>>1382807
Take it and swing him back around in turn.
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>1382807
struggle a bit to show that Sidorovich is losing health
>>
Rolled 53, 7 = 60 (2d100)
>>1382807
>Stumble around with some bad acting, spilling 'cargo' all over the place.
>>
>>1382813
>Tips his coonskin hat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-TtfMLGnok
>>
>>1382813
Johnson helps you with that. He pulls Sidorovich backs in and punches its head off
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1382845
aw fuck
emergency use of ketchup
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>1382845
Shoot your foot at him.
>>
Rolled 6, 29 = 35 (2d100)
>>1382845
>Cartoonishly catch the head and put it back on before anyone notices
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>1382845
Use the blood pack.
Open Sidorovich's hatch and make sure to cough and splatter the blood out.
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1382845
his hp was too high to begin wit
>>
>>1382849
Oh hey. Jenkins gave you real blood.
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>1382866
... SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS
this will convince Johnson once you open your cockpit
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1382866
Wtf Jenkins. This had best be pig's blood or something.
Do our best impression of us dying.
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>1382866
gross
>>
>>1382866
That drawing is ace. I've gotta go to bed. Thanks for the crazy action scene OP. I know it's a lot of work to draw full figures and fight scenes, especially at the break neck speed you do, so thank very much for all your hard work!
Have a good night everyone!
>>
>>1382870
Or that could work.
>>
>>1382866
Dispense emergency mustard.
>>
>>1382876
I'm unused to this level of politeness
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1382879
Fuckshit I hate forgetting my rolls
RIP my brain
>>
>>1382876
G'night
>>
>>1382876
G'night ma boi.
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>1382896
cough up some of the blood since it's fucking gross and play the act
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1382896
Just play along with whatever he does, I guess.
We could be screaming because we have actual blood in our eyes and mouth. Probably not an act at this point.
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1382896
act like you did in your school drama when you played generic goon
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>1382896
Take a selfie.
>>
>>1382905
the tree goon
>>
>>1382905
You bust out your acting chops.
MEANWHILE, INSIDE JOHNSON's COCKPIT.
"Alright. The copper's done. Imma get the cargo and scram"
"No, wait. She's a witness. Dispose of her"
"And be a cop killer? You guys know them pigs won't go easy on those!"
"YES, THEN A BETTER IDEA! KNOCK HER OUT!...AND THEN RAVAGE HER!...SEXUALLY"
"You have problems, Tall Man No.2"
"Just knock her out or something"
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>1382919
punch self in the face to knock yourself out for sure
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>1382919
get knocked out so we can go to the hospital
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>1382919
Walk away while doing a handstand without him noticing.
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>1382919
Slowly pretend to pass out. If he isn't an idiot, he'll realize we're trying to play dead.
>>
>>1382923
"Oh look. She passed out. Perfect. now I can escape with the goods"
"Yes. Perfect. NOW YOU CAN VIOLATE HER"
"Aaaaaand I'm shutting off your connection"
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>1382932
Connect with your inner frat boy.
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>1382932
dream about super robot pilot
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1382932
Hmm. Sure hope someone is on the way to help us.
>>
>>1382938
"Herro. I am sitting in the table for "Never getting a sequel. Next to me is a dragon from Civ Thing 2: The Eastern Campaign"
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1382948
Dream about poak buns
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1382948
Encourage him that with power of demo disc even he'll be able to get an adventure!
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>1382948
No Octopi?
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>1382948
Civ Thing 2 will be fun though
you gotta run it, OP
>>
>>1382955
"Well, an Octopus can't really sit at a table now, can it. I mean, c'mon. It's an aquatic creature"
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>1382961
Wake up.
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>1382961
If can if the seat is in an aquarium. Dumbass.
>>
>>1382964
"Well when you put it that wa--"
lolno, nobody cares about giant robots anymore
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>1382970
Click on OPs face
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1382970
Dream of a having a picnic with Sidorovich instead. This guy's no fun.
>>
>>1382970
Dream inside the dream.
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1382970
I care. <3
>>
>>1382975
Indeed. He is no fun and therefore not worthy of a sequel
"Sandwich?"
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>1382984
I'd love one, Siddy!
>>
>>1382984OP plz
aw yeah, sandwiches.
also WAKE UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXIK8EIevfI
>>
>>1382987
Oh no. It's his Evil Twin Brother!
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>1382996
Give him a sandwich.
A knuckle sandwich.
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>1382996
Sissy, no! Get away from him you monster!
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1382996
Super Robot Pilot to save the day!
>>
>>1383000
Nice trips.
>>
>>1383000
"Thanks"
>>
>>1383009
>knuckle sandwhich
I shouldn't have laughed at this.
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>1383009
now fucking punch his evil brother in the face
>>
>>1383014
Woke up
"Alright. It's too late to save it. Cut it off"
"Right away sir"
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>1383026
WHOA WHOA STOP RIGHT THERE
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>1383026
"AAAAAAAAAAAA—"
I miss Armok.
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>1383026
DAD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>
>>1383033
"Calm down. We found one of your dolls lying around. Then discovered its arm was glued on wrong"
"So now we're cutting it off"
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>1383044
IT WAS A DESIGN CHOICE
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>1383044
Oh... is Sidorovich okay?
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1383044
THAT'S MY FAVORITE DOLL
DON'T DO IT
>>
>>1383050
"Choice smhoice. Do it, Mr Robert"
"Imma doing it"
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1383057
We're still in the nightmare, aren't we!
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>1383057
GIVE IT BACK YOU MONSTERS
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1383057
NOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>1383059
"Okay, ere you go"
>>
>>1383063
G2G I'll be back in about ten minutes.
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>1383068
WHY
NOW WE'LL HAVE TO GLUE IT BACK ON
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>1383068
I HATE YOU DAD
>>
>>1383072
"too bad. now if you excuse me, I must go and fight K'rrtarr'k, ancient space dwelling being, for its muffins. POLICE CHIEF-MAN, AWAAAYYYYYYYYY"
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>1383076
wait what
are we still asleep?
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>1383076
reattach the arm back to your figure
>>
>>1383077
"Yes" said the Sidorovich unicorn Chimera
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>1383082
punch self in the face
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1383084
I have no qualms with this.
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>1383082
such a majestic creature
>>
>>1383084
"Ah yes. But what IS your "self"? "
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1383091
The collective thoughts and feelings that compose my conciousness?
>>
>>1383094
"Hmm yes. I supposed you're right. Hmm hmm hmmmm"
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1383096
Punch Ogi in the face so we can wake up already
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1383096
Hey, Sidorovich? What do those things that look like ears on your head do?
>>
>>1383101
"Oh they hide the aliens that actually been piloting me this whole time....Don't check the Sidorovich in real life when you wake up."
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>1383107
oh we checking
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1383107
Ayy lmao.
I'm going deeper Leo.
>>
>>1383110
"ayy lmao"
Translation:
"Hmmm yes. Foolish Earthling. You cannnot leave this place. And even if you manage to somehow find a way, by the time you do, we'll be looong gone. And nobody will believe you. Ayy lmao"
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1383107
WAKE UP wake up WAKE UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yVWurrghSw
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>1383118
wake
we are now Kamen Femrider
cyborg
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>1383124
manlets please, your chance to shine long passed
>>
>>1383124
"No, you're still a squishy human"
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>1383130
I don't even know what to believe anymore. This is as bad as Inception.
Pinch yourself.
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>1383130
damn it
check sidorovich's ear fins!
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>1383130
season 3 cancelled again? clearly a nightmare is still going
pinchdad
>>
>>1383136
"You mean those radars?"
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>1383138
SEASON 3 WAS CANCELLED?!
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>1383138
Dad, where am I? Can you fly? Did Sidorovich get shot by his evil twin brother?
>>
>>1383140
"Yeah, the network's gonna replace it with some slice-of-life bullshit or whatever"
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>1383138
yes CHECK EM
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>1383142
Slice of life? What could possibly replace Super Robot Season 3?
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>1383142
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1383142
check the radar while we cry over the loss of series giant
>>
>>1383145
"Anyway, good work, Ogi. The criminals took the goods planted with tracking devices. Johnson managed to move up through their ranks and you gave a fine performance. They didn't expect a thing. And all it costed us was an exploded mech"
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1383150
SIDOROVICH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>1383150
>And all it costed us was an exploded mech
wait
wait
WAIT
WHAT
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SIDOROVICH
HE WAS FINE
>>
>>1383150
"You mean... S-Sidorovich is...?"
Single tear falls down cheek
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>1383150
can I get a new one?
Name it
Nomdomvich
>>
>>1383151
"YEEEEeeeesssssss. Yes. After you were knocked out. I felt like the criminals needs more convincing so I activated Sidorovich's self-destruct sequence. If it could talk, it would probably have said: It was an honor to serve you chief. Ten I pressed the button and it went boom."
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1383160
... Why
Please tell me you have a backup copy of Sidorovich's OS and a new mech.
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>1383160
YOU ARE LYING
IT IS A LIE, RIGHT?
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1383160
Cry. Mourn the loss of our dearest friend.
>>
>>1383162
"Whoops sorry. I accidentally deleted all of them when I was cleaning out my hard drive"
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>1383171
START CRYING
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1383171
noooooooooo
new mech plox
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1383171
There's gotta be something he can do! Play up the whole "daddy's little girl" thing.
>>
>>1383173
"Gimme a sec. Your mom's callin me"
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1383177Petrovich or bust
>>
>>1383178
I actually really like Petrovich. It fits.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1383177
look to see if Dad will get beat by Mom
>>
>>1383178
"Alright. So I lied. Nobody blew up anybody. Sidorovich only got its head knocked off. After it gets fixed you may return to regular duties. That is all"
aaand image limit.
Welp that's the end I suppose
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>1383183
Save game, thanks for bread
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>1383183
aw shit
we need a new thread right now though, OP
>>
>>1383183
Thanks for running OP.
>>
>>1383185
New thread will cum tomorrow. I gotta poop.
>>
>>1383187
it's tomorrow now
>>
>>1383190
>still not leaving by superiour vietnamese timezone
>>
>>1383209
why would I? dog meat taste awful.
>>
>>1383211
Depends in the dog
>>
>>1383211
>he thinks he never ate dogmeat
>>
>>1383227
I can deal with racism
I can deal with retardation
I can deal with a lot of stuff,
for some reason seeing that Chinese festival with dog on the menu still irks me. I mean who would want to eat a dog that wags it's tail and gives you kisses at the site of you.
Sorry I'm being a fag butt, but fuck man!
>>
>>1383248
People eat horses too. So?
People keeping fish and other animals they also eat as pets.
World is weird like that.
Just for the note, I'm russian, not vietnamese. Eating dog certainly is weird as well for me and I won't probably do it period, but it's not a huge deal. Just your regular culture differences. Same as with any other food.
Joke about eating dogmeat ealrier meant that who the hell knows what actual meat you get in fast food chains.
>>
>>1383260
I know I get the joke, it's just I saw a pic of a bunch of dogs caged up like we used to do with chickens here in the states, and a video with the dog tail wagging still in the cage, it just broke me. Can't eat pork for that matter too. Cows I can, but you know we at least kill them in the least painful way we know. The dog meat jokes are fine, I just had to get that off my chest.
>>
>>1383248
Eh, dogs angrily bark at my presence so it's good to me.
>>
>>1383273
stop stabbing them then!
>>
>>1383270
well that's just something you come with terms eventually. Nothing else you can do about it.Read Silver Spoon manga
>>
>>1383260
I guess I can say here in the states we have the privilege to have pets like dogs and cats. I understand China and other countries viewing it differently
>>
>>1383277
Well how am I suppose to eat them then?
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>1383280
Well cows are holy creatures elsewhere so somewhere in india one dude looks at cows and west and cries himself into a sleep
>>
>>1383278
yeah I have been well aware of terms, just seeing it bothers me, but turns our it's not all china, its mostly rural china that does this and other places.
>>
>>
>>1383285
I heard some places beat the shit out of an animal before cooking them. Apparently the sweating they do when that happens makes the meat taste better.
Or so I've heard.
>>
>>1383290
OP please, spare poor guy
>>
>>1383290
but these animals don't sweat
>>
>>1383293
Then the cooks are probably wrong.
All i know is my goat meat smells less when they do that. But nobody cares about goats aparently.
On a side note, some goat restaurants serve up dogmeat as a substitute sometimes when they're out of goat.
And some dog places deliberately let a dog that will be eaten out of its cage for a day before it gets cooked, as some sort of last playdate.
>>
>>1383296
yah goats are a grey area, for me I prefer not to.
I just don't like the idea of them suffering, any of them really, you gotta eat you gotta make a living but just put them down fast and painlessly.
>>
I much prefer muffins.
>>1383076
Little did he know they were hidden in the arctic, all along.
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