Risk Thread - 1914 Edition

>>134809
I take France, dark blue

>>134813
Tripcode

>>134816
Oh, Sorry
I take France, Dark blue

>>134809
>>134824
I'll take Germany then

>>134837
Color?

>>134837
>>134842
>Red

Norway

Grey

>>134851
Tripcode please

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>>134809
The Slavapolic Empire
Red
Serbia

>>134860

I'm 100% sure I already did but fine.

>>134809
Sauron
Orange
Russia

Rolled 9293 (1d10000)

BIBLE BELT
Purple is possibvle or red.

>>134877
red already taken
>>134846

>>134877
Red's already taken.
>>134887
I still don't see a tripcode.

Do you guys like to jump in Risk threads without reading the thread or the rules?

>>134898
Green den

>>134887

Actually, sorry to make this difficult for you, but I change my mind:

Iroquois Empire

Green

Great lakes.

>>134905
>>134904
oh dear

>>134905
tripcode is name#password

>>134905

I'll change my color to pink then.

>>134937
You can make a tripcode by adding a hashtag and password in your name.

Example: Iroquois Empire #password

>>134809
Romania
Red blue or green
Dacian Empire

>>134809
Tunisia
Green
Arab League

>>134949
Green is taken

PLEASE READ THE THREAD BEFORE POSTING

>>134949
>>134809
Light green

>>134947
Red blue and green are all taken

PLEASE READ THE THREAD BEFORE POSTING

>>134957
Whatever colour OP's choice

>>134809
istanbul
turks
any colour avaible

>>134946

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>>134971
*Constantinople

North Africa
Vape Nation
any colour available

>>134963
Any then, usually i rush to join because i might lose another mupdate whilst reading the thread

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I'm not even going to try to correct any of you anymore. It seems no one that plays Risk has a high enough IQ to read the thread first and know the rules. So here, have your stupid fucking Risk game and fuck you. I have a headache now because of you mentally retarded children.

>>135000
**İstanbul

>>>/int/59417154

expand south

conquer France

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>>135016
Ok. We shall expand to the coast. If any roll left over Squat South. Also OP we're still cool since you're hosting.

>>135016
Fill Tunisia spill west into Algeria

>>135022
3 risks at once AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>135016
Keep your head up OP you did fine.
secure bible belt, then take florida

Rolled 965 (1d1000)

>>134963
>>135016
You forgot to add me OP, please add me
Rolling to fill Romania

roll south

>>135016

Expand north.

Alright sorry about that fussing but I really don't like the signups phase of Risk games. I think there was only one or two people who had a trip at first and people keep picking colors that someone else already picked. Sorry about that everyone and I hope you can understand. I actually like hosting Risk games once they get started.

>>135057
fuck off

>>135060
>>135071

LMAO

Waiting on Sauron

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Sauron was too late

expand west and south

>>135108
Fill Romania

take denmark

>>135108
Continue heading west into Algeria

>>135108
expand into florida.

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Rolled 501 (1d1000)

>>135108
Squat down South to the Peninsula end.

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Sauron inactive
Iroquois inactive
Three turns inactive means removal

conquer the rest of germany

>>135160
Fill Romania and then expand west

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Rolled 790 (1d1000)

>>135160
Tuck and Squat down South till we reach the end. Then go East for Constantinople

>>135160
roll

expand north east

>>135160
Continue Westward expansion into Algeria for it is our Manifest destiny.

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>>135169
>69
That's one bodacious roll

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Sauron is kill
Iroquois has one turn left until kill

The era of sweet rolls begins

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>>135239
Assimilate Vlad to Slav Empire

>>135239
ascend northwards.

conquer northern Italy

expand South

>>135239
Head West because it's the best get there and we'll do the rest

>>135160
can i join? light blue and Finland pls

>>135239
Rolling to fucking Kill this guy >>135248

>>135171
if you want to reach Spain hurry up ill leave you a route

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>>135286
>An Implyer can't imply that he'd lose this war

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fucking captcha I want to shoot a school

>>135338
expand north.
roll

>>135286
>>135338
You didn't add my roll OP
Rolling to kill Red please add the 2 T's from my last roll as well

>>135338
expand towards france borders but dont attack

>>135344
You rolled for 2 T's and he rolled for 3 T's you dumbass. 3 - 2 = 1, so he takes 1 T from you

also fuck captcha

>>135338
expand in spain

>>135338
Head west into Morocco from there head south

>>135338
expand south-west, and can someone explan the rolling part pls?

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>>135338
Squat him into submission.
May we halt this war Vlad I just wanted that 1T to have a flat top

>>135370
the number of your post decides how many territories you win

>>135370
woops i mean south-east hihihi

>>135378
o okay thnx, so i dont get any rn ;-;

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>>135371
>Mfw he got dubs
>I got a 1
>Was 2 off from a pali
>He probably won't accept cease fire.
>Tfw lost 7T's if we don't cease attack

>>135357
Ohh sorry then just kill the fucking soth slav

>>135391
O gets you 5T, look at the rules on the map

>>135391
No, if you roll a 0 you get 5 territories. Please look at the image and read the thread before posting or get the fuck out.

>>135399
>>135400
;-: srry senpai's im a failure...

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Mupdate 6
Read the rules edition

Vlad manages to push the Slavs back

>>135415
continue conquering Spain

>>135415
expand south-east again! and srry again

>>135415
continue filling up free space along Frances bordes

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>>135415
Push his anus back and re claim my lot territories if he doesn't agree.

May we agree to a treaty Vlad. We both return our territories and agree to expand to unclaimed territories. It's better than just killing eachother off

>>135415
Kill the slavs taking Constantinople
Impale everyone, the men last so they can see their children and women die slowly on the spikes
We night raid nao

>>135429
>>135434
Kek, get fucked ivan, you started this shit, there is no break on anal penetration

>>135434
>>135429
damn son

roll expand north

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>>135434
>>135446
Just Ottoman my shit up senpai.

>>135415
Follow the coastline of Morroco and then head east from there

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Slavs fighting each other. Who would've guessed?

>>135467
expand north-west

>>135467
Conquer the Balkans, make it as bloody as possible

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>>135467
PUSH THEM BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Orange
>Top of Map
>Depressed nation.

>>135487
tripcode

>>135467
GOGO POWERCHRISTIANS GENOCIDE THE NATIVES

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>>135479
>>135475
For Gods sake Vlad. I just wanted 1 territory from you. And you've just turned this into rape. We're both Slavs here Vlad. Can we just return the territories and call this a cease fire. Europe is expanding rapidly and we're just having a petty squabble for eachothers land, I take full responsibility for taking your territory, and I apologize for pulling you into this war. Why can't we infact form an alliance, and be able to fight together side by side against anyone who want to fight us. I mean we're the two best rollers in game. Why not put that to good use. Together.

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>>135459
>arab league
>isn't even close to arab

Happy

>>135467
Continue filling the coastline of Morocco then expand eastward filling underneath myself
>>135506
Pan Arabism will finally work this time!

>>135504
If you want peace fine then, but i'm not giving you anything back, you tried to fuck me so i'm keeping what i took fair and square, this is the deal, take it or leave it

Expand South

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this is meme town now

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>>135518
Look. I'd be willing to give reparations of territory via taking the Black Sea for you. But I really need those territories to be strong incase of French invasion. If you are willing to accept those terms that'd be great.

>>135531
expand east

>>135531
GENO GENO GENOCIDE!!!!

>>135531
Fucking kill the slavs
>>135532
I told you what the deal is, you're going to regret ever attacking me

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>>135531
If Vlad agrees to my terms. Begin taking the Black Sea in his name. If not. Continue fighting till I die or win. For I shall not die a coward

Fill Greenland. Make it orange land.

>>135555
nice quads

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>>135554
NOPE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>135555

>>135555
Fucking slav stole my quads

>>135531
Head east from my Moroccan territory all the way to Libya filling empty spaces as I go

>>135561
But in more serious terms Vlad.
>>135554
I got Quads against you. Why can't I put it to good use and split the gains with you. And form a grand alliance. If you don't agree to the terms. I'll just take back my land lost. And continue taking Turkey. Because Slavs should stay together. Not slaughter eachother. So may we please stop. I don't want to kill you.

This is a real war. Constantinople is reclaimed by Slavopolis.

Meanwhile, two great nations have fallen to the beast of inactivity once again.

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>>135571
And also to add to that. If you don't agree. You're utterly decimated. 2 against 20. You only have 18T. So be wise here Vlad. If you don't respond. You might as well be Rome.

>>135571
But i do want to kill you Ivan, this is what you don't understand, i will either kill you or die trying or evwn assist the french in killing you, because you were a greedy fucking jew who just HAD to get that 1 shitty T

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I KEEP FORGETTING THE IMAGE

>>135585
Please look at the rolls chart on the image. You rolled a 5. 5 is worth 2 territories. 2 x 4 = 8, not 20.

I am serious when I say I will remove the next person from the map that does not read the rules or the thread.

>>135594
head to ex-germany

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>>135586
Vlad. This can only end badly for either of us. I want to be friends. Great friends. Yet you let you're spirit in what you're doing control you. I just want to take back my T's. But if you persist. It'll be horrid.
>>135594
Re claim my lost territory. If he's willing to cede it back. Pay reparations and help him take the Black Sea so he also may be stronk. Vlad. I truly, genuinely want to become friends with you. Even if you keep fighting. I will continue negotiating peace.

>>135595
I thought it mean it multiplies by itself. I.E 5x4=20. My bad.

>>135594
Continue east expansion from Morroco to Libya

>>135594
Conquer Green, only the dead may know peace

>>135594
GET THE LEAFS

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>>135606
Nice Palis there. But I still want to become friends. I'm willing to help you here, take land for you. But no help comes by my own demise.I have people to tend to. Farms to keep lush and fertile. I want honest to God. For the BOTH of us to become strong. Not just one nation state. If you we're to be invaded by two people. It'd be hard to take on. But if there's two strong Slavs fighting. Nothing can stop this unbeatable duo.

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I'm really gettin' that fright
I'm really gettin' scared tonight

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>>135624
Repel them. If he's still willing to cede back. Help him take the Black Sea. Please Vlad. We only want to help you and I win. Not become decimated by Kebab.

>>135618
My offer for peace is, i keep what i have and you keep what you have now, i will not give you anything back and i ask nothing of you, this is the deal, there is no other deal i will accept

>>135624
changed my idea now heading towards middle east

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUmq1cpcglQ

>>135624
Fuck this cunt, fucking kill him already

>>135624
HEAD NORTH

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>>135638
Tie. We're at a stalemate Vlad.Just return my territories. And I'll help you take the Black Sea. All this war started over was the claiming of ONE territory. And now It's evolved to trench warfare with no survivors. I want to be friends. Not sworn enemies fighting eachother till others come to kill us off.

head south

>>135633
get the name right

>>135633
>>135649
woops thank ye

>>135645
I wont give you back shit, if you want peace then expand in another direction and stop attacking me also
>>135248
You didn't want one T, you wanted all of them you jew

>>135658
I'm trying to reclaim my lost territories Vlad. I'm trying to be as kind as I can in these times of civil strife. And also.I was going to see how you'd respond. If you participated in a civil discussion about this.I would've ceded the land back. And help you become larger. But no. You started a full scale war. With hundreds of men women and children dying from your unending assaults on cities and villages. We need to return back our territories. And I can help you. And of course we can be good friends. But not by constantly killing eachother. So why not just end this war. Return back my clay. And I help you.

>>135624
I come back
Sauron
Grey
Germany

>>135678
>"I have killed peasants men and women, old and young, who lived at Oblucitza and Novoselo, where the Danube flows into the sea... We killed 23,884 Turks without counting those whom we burned in homes or the Turks whose heads were cut by our soldiers...Thus, your highness, you must know that I have broken the peace"
Death is my second nature, no aggresions will be tolerated nor will your demands be met

Republic of Pepsi
Dark Blue
The UK

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>>135695
So have it your way. I will continue my fight till I either reclaim my land. Or I die at the final holdouts in Serbia waving the Empires Flag till I'm killed. But know this. Once you're alone, people are going to come for you. And when you fight against multiple people alone. The odds are stacked against you. I just want my clay back. And I'd be willing to fight for you and make us equally strong.

>>135711
I'm going to stop playing aftee i kill you, it's rather late here i just dislike you greatly

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>>135718
Ok. But I shall rise again. And no matter what. I will still negotiate peace.

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>>135718
Here you go senpai

op?

>>135855
He is dead