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Your name is Bob, and you are a hobo. That is to say, a homeless person.
But despite your lack of a home, you do have some possessions. You contain them in your Hobo Bindle...
What are they?
Pick one:
-Basic food and water.
-Weaponry.
-Strange magical scrolls.
-Toys.
-Poop.
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>>1342422
>Poop
It can fill any of the roles the other items could.
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>>1342452
Can't argue with that logic; seconded.
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You have a Poop.
Good for you.
Now, what will you do today?
-You can pick pretty much whatever, just keep it within the realm of possibility.
Current stats:
Vitality: 10/10
Fulness: 30/100
Hydration: 50/100
Bowels: 64/100
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>>1342502
We are on he journey to become drunken master!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7SFu8YRhs8
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>>1342514
Ah yes, perfect! You new goal in life: Learn kung-fu with the power of alcohol!
Sadly, you have none.
How will you go about getting some?
-Go to the liquor store.
-Take some from another hobo.
-Try and make some.
Current stats:
Vitality: 10/10
Fulness: 29/100
Hydration: 48/100
Bowels: 65/100
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>>1342537
>-Try and make some.
Take that poop and get to fermenting.
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>>1342597
You decide to make the poop into alcohol.
Sadly, your Alcohol Crafting skill is completely nonexistent.
How do you plan on raising that skill to a suitable level?
-Keep experimenting.
-Look for a book on the subject.
-Find someone to teach you.
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>>1342652
Drink some water first.
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>>1342655
You have no water!
-Experiment, hoping you can make alcohol out of poop.
-Look for a book on making alcohol.
-Find someone to teach you how to make alcohol.
-Look for natural water sources.
-Go buy some water.
-Go steal some water.
-Make 'Water'.
Current stats:
Vitality: 10/10
Fulness: 28/100
Hydration: 47/100
Bowels: 66/100
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>>1343103
>Focus your inner eye and collect moisture from.the air.
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>>1343143
You attempt meditation as a way of creating water.
You sit down with your legs crossed and think REALLY HARD about water.
No water appears, but you have gained a point of calmness!
-Experiment, hoping you can make alcohol out of poop.
-Look for a book on making alcohol.
-Find someone to teach you how to make alcohol.
-Look for natural water sources.
-Go buy some water.
-Go steal some water.
-Make 'Water'.
Current stats:
Vitality: 10/10
Fulness: 27/100
Hydration: 45/100
Bowels: 68/100
Calmness: 1
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>>1344503
>look for natural water sources
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>>1344916
>Find autistic man named Sandler
>Become his friend
>Attain high quality h20
>Profit
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Make "water".
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Pee in mouth to get thirst
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