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Hey whats up welcome to Grimbo Quest. In this quest you must help little Grimbo on his strange journey throughout the land of Glum.
You start off in your mud home. Inside of your humble abode are a door, a chest and a hole in the ground.
What do you do?
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>>13268
Masturbate
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>>13275
>Grimbo does not know how to masturbate
>nor does he have arms or genitalia for that matter
What now?
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>>13268
open chest
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Peek down the hole.
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>>13303
Unlock inner fire powers
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>>13314
>upon opening the chest you look inside to find...
>A White-Chocolate Mega-Bar! (restores health to full and user gains +1 vitality)
What do you do now?first response gets btw
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>>13366
Look down the hole
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>>13374
>Grimbo walks over to the hole
>Upon closer inspection of the hole there is a pair of eyes looking back at you and a mysterious potion which contents are purple
What do you do?
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>>13402
poke eyes
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>>13434
>Grimbo attempts to poke the set of eyes, but to no avail
>Grimbo does not have anything inside of his home that he could use to reach the pair of eyes
What do you now?
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>>13484
Drop your chocolate bar down the hole as a gift to your roommate.
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>>13504
>as you drop your newfound candy bar it lands on top of the set of eyes
>one of the eyes roll away from its original position while your candy bar lays where the eye once was
>you assume that the eyes do not belong to a creature of some sort, but are possibly golden coins that are used to purchase things in Glum
What do you do now?
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>>13533
rip ass
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>>13566
>upon ripping your ass out of existence you are propelled foward and plummet down into the holesecond post coming in a bit with decision
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>>13613
(cont.)
>after Grumbo had farted himself into the hole he is now shrouded in darkness and surrounded by the contents of the hole
what do you do now?
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>>13657
sit on the white purple thing
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>>13663
Dude don't make Grimbo masturbate furiously.
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>>13670
fine
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>>13657oops typo, grimbo is the name, not grumbo!
>>13663Grimbo cannot masturbate as sated before
>>13668
>Grimbo sits down on the potion, breaking it and releasing the contents all over him
>shards of glass slice Grimbo and now has 2/3 health.
What do you do now?
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>>13695shit all spoiler
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>>13690
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>>13695
Lick the potion off the ground, attempting to avoid glass
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>>13695
Pick up coins and chocolate. Jump back up through the hole to get back into your house, using the high-quality powers you definitely have
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>>13725
>Grimbo licks up most of the purple liquid, leaving only the glass shards behind
>After licking the liquid, Grimbo begins to feel weirdpost with decisions coming after
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>>13759
>Grimbo becomes stronger and has now gained the ability to jump great lengths along with having his health replenished due to leveling up
What do you do now?
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>>13805
>Grimbo collects his treasure and leaps back up to his home abovesecond post coming
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>>13836
>Grimbo returns to where he once originally was before falling down the hole
>The house has no been searched 100% and the only thing left is the door which has yet to be opened
What do you do now?
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>>13875
ram through the wall.
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>>13875
Open the door slowly
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>>13875
Step outside and say good morning to the land of Glum!
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>>13880
>Grimbo uses his new-found strength to ram through the wall of his home
>Grimbo is now greeted to the land of Glum!second post coming
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>>13941
>after leaving his home, Grimbo is greeted to a sign that points to two towns of Glum
>Tilon, to the west
>Biyug, to the east
>Also, in front of Grimbo's home, a sign is planted which has "Grimbo Hut!!" written in mud on the front
What do you do?
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>>13977
ask nearest citizen where he can purchase marijuana
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>>13982
>Grimbo thinks to himself, "What Marijuana?"
>Grimbo then remembers that the nearest citizens are in Tilon and Biyug
>Grimbo stands on the path wondering what he should do next
What do you do now?
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go to tilon
>>14046
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>>14046
roll to tilon
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>>14052
>>14054
>Grimbo decides to travel to Tilon
>On his merry way to the town, he encounters another person, a local of Tilon perhaps
What do you do now?
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>>14100
ram them and stomp on their face brutally
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>>14103
>Grimbo rams into the Tilion and begins to smash their head in with his mighty foot
>The Tilion is obliterated by the strength of Grimbos feet and dies rather easilysecond post coming
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>>14160
>Grimbo plucks a nearby flower from the ground and places it on the carcass of the Tilion
>Grimbo walks away from the Tilion and continues on his way through the pathTHIRD POST COMING, WITH TILON
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>>14215
>Grimbo finally arrives at his destination, Tilon
>From where Grimbo stands he can see 2 homes, a bridge which leads to inner Tilon and a sign
what do you do?hope you guys are having fun
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>>14296
ram through the wall of one of the homes
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>>14296
Grimbo walks around screaming at the top of his lungs, with a dead look in his eyes, continues to appear happy
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>>14296
>I'm having tons of fun
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>>14309
>Grimbo destroys the wall of the first home he sees
>Entering the new entrance of the building he encounters 3 treasure chests without any locks on them
>Closer inspection of the room shows that there is nothing but the chests inside
What do you do now?
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>>14368
raid all three chests
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>>14373
>Grimbo removes the contents of all three chests
>the booty that was plundered includes
>10 THOUSAND GLUM GOLD
>DOC'S STRENGTHENING BOOST
>RED PENDANT
>Grimbo swipes his newly obtained equipment
what do you do now?
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>>14469
wear the pendant and go back outside to read the sign
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>>14469
hide the gold under his tongue
drink the potion
wear the pendant as a fashionable anklet
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>>14485
>Grimbo hides the gold under his tongue and slips on his new fire pendant anklet
>Grimbo then opens the concoction and chugs the entire bottle dry
>Suddenly... something happens to Grimbo
>He steps outside and....second post coming in a bit
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>>14532
>The incredible power of the potion increases Grimbos power exponentially!
>Grimbo beings to grow 2 additional legs in the places where arms should be!
>Grimbo's level has been maxed out and cannot go any higher!
>Grimbo has changed to his true form!
What do you do now?
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>>14572
kill grimbo
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>>14573
read the sign
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>>14573
>Grimbo begins to fly away
>Grimbo finally speaks for once in his lifetime
>"lol bye"
>Grimbo dissapears out of existence
>QUEST ENDsorry for shitty ending,will maybe do a new quest some other day, peace
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>>14631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3J8FYKZ52w
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>>14631
godspeed grimbo
may you live on in our hearts
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>>14631
rip in potato
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>>14631
ded
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>>19558
>Grimbo: Decide that being dead sucks and come back to life.
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>>19558
>>19565due to my shitty writing, he has came back from the atmosphere
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>>19578
>Grimbo returns from the atmosphere
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>>19592
>Grimbo recovers from his fall
>Grimbo looks at his surroundings and finds out that he's still at Tilon
What do you do now?
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>>19605
Go back into atmosphere
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>>19611
there he goes again
QUEST END FOR REAL
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>>19627
Maybe there's things to explore in the atmosphere??
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>>19627
No Grimbo, I love you!
There should be some sort of sky city, so the quest stops ending when he travels to the sky.
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>>19640
QUEST CONTINUE
>Grimbo is floating in the atmosphere of Glum
>Nothing is seems to be around Grimbo, only under him
>Grimbo is at a loss on what to do now that he is in space
What do you do now?
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>>19690
Can we still go higher?
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>>19690
get higher
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>>19768
>Grimbo looks above himself to see that there is only stars
>Grimbo tries to propel himself forward, but cannot seem to get the force to do so
What do you do now?
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>>19804
Farts and propels himself down towards Glum, destroying Tilon upon impact.
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>>19898
>Tilon is destroyed by Grimbo
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>>19912
>Grimbo recovers from the fall unscathed
>Around Grimbo are the obliterated remains of Tilon, nothing remains but a crater of which the town once laid
What do you do now?
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>>19934
Walk to Biyug.
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spend Grimbo's golds on new primary weapon
need more DPS
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>>19953
>Grimbo walks his way to Biyug
>Grimbo reads the sign, "Biyug", it reads
>Grimbo arrives at Biyug
What do you do now?
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>>19976
Look around.
Is there any town?
Anyone to interact with?
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>>19976
Go door to door and ask people if they like Huey Lewis and the News
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>>20001
>Grimbo walks into the town of Biyug
>Looking around, Grimbo notices an inn, a blacksmith and a homeless man laying in a seductive pose
What do you do now?
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>>20070
Ask the smith if there is anything you can help him, the town, or the world with.
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>>20070
>TALE to BLACKSMITH
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>>20070
Pay the homeless man to become your personal hype man, to provide excited commentary on everything you do.
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>>20090
>>20097
>Grimbo approaches the blacksmith
>Grimbo, asks "How I help?"
>The Blacksmith responds with, "There is nothing you can help me with, but there is a Wizard in the Inn who is shook up about something. Perhaps you could ask of his predicament."
>The Blacksmith then tells Grimbo to buzz off, for he is busy making his crafts
What do you do now?
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>>20148
steal the axe with our mouth, run to the inn to find the wizard
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>>20148
dice+1d10
steal axe
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>>20148
Ask the Blacksmith if theres anythinh you can help with
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>>20148
go in inn
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>>20171
>>20198
>Grimbo swipes the axe, +10 atk (current atk 390)
>Grimbo enters the Inn
>Grimbo looks around the inn to see the Wizard that the Blacksmith was speaking of and the Bartender
What do you do now?
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>>20236
Learn spells from the wizard.
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>>20251
>Grimbo approaches the Wizard and asks "You give me spells?"
>The Wizard looks at Grimbo, frustrated, and says "Can't you see I'm trying to mourn here?"
>The Wizard then proceeds to say "Why would I even teach such a brute spells? Get out of my face you barbaric mongoloid!"
What do you do now?
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>>20339
>ASK WIZARD about PREDICAMENT
>ASK WIZARD about MOURNING
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>>20339
>e
break his legsto
learnspel
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>>20370
>Grimbo asks the wizard what is wrong and why he is mourning
>The Wizard replies with, "Well, my son went on a trip to Tilon. Usually his trips take only 2 hours, but he hasn't came back yet. I am so very worried that something may of happened to him on his way there."
>The Wizard begins to sob and you can see magical tears hit the table
What do you do now?
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>>20417
Tell the wizard you'll find his son, but only if he teaches you some spells beforehand.
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>>20417
Tell him you'll find his son.
Then, lick his tears off the table.
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>>20438
>Grimbo tells the wizard that he'll find his son, but only if he gets some spells in return first
>The Wizard complies and gives Grimbo a wide array of spells
>Grimbo has learned all spells that range from level 0 to 9
>The Wizard then tells Grimbo, "Please, return my son to me. He is all I have left."
>Grimbo nodsthat's it for now, I gotta headache and I'm tired so i'll call it a day.Thanks for joining me on this quest my friends
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>>20490
Good luck, OP.I don't know Grimbo can do if his son is dead instead of alive under rubble.
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>>20512spoilers, but the guy we killed on the way to tilon was the son of the wizard
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>>20490
First tiem in /qst/ and I'm gladly suprised.
I bet grimbo will learn a spell or two and leave biyug for good, leaving the mourning wizard forever waiting.
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if bread isn't here tomorrow or whatever day I decide to continue, i'll label the new bread "Grimbo Quest" just like this one
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>>20545
Grimbo will kill the wizard with the spells he just learned.
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>>20534
fugg
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>>20490hey I'm feeling better, lets do this, first reply as always
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>>21692
Stomp wizard, whisper you killed his son and then leave.
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>>21771
>Grimbo uses his new magic abilities to incredibly strengthen his foot
>Grimbo stomps the Wizard forcefully, almost killing him
>Grimbo then whispers to the Wizard before he leaves
>"I gave son die."
>Grimbo leaves the Inn
What do you do now?
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>>21861
Inspect barkeep very closely with our tongue.
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>>21861
Hit on the sexy homeless man.
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>>21871
>Grimbo re-enters the Inn and jumps on the bar
>Grimbo then inches foward his monstrous tongue over to the Barkeeps cheek
>The Barkeep in shock, does not say a word
>Grimbo licks the cheek of the Barkeep. It tastes like watered down sarsapilla and self-loathing
What do you do now?
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>>21981
Add Barkeep to our inventory-mouth. Also, equip stool.
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>>22075
>Grimbo stores the barkeep in his inventory-mouth (its contents are the battle axe, 10002 glum gold, fire pendant and the Barkeep)
>Grimbo un-equips the battle axe and equips the bar-stool as his new weapon
>The stool gives Grimbo 20atk (410atk now)
What do you do now?
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>>22141
Test out spells on seductively-posed homeless man
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>>22195
>Grimbo exits the Inn
>Grimbo walks over to the seductive homeless man
>Grimbo casts RANDOLIUS (LEVEL 9 HEX, CASTS A RANDOM SPELL)
>aaaaand.....second post coming soon
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>>22272
>The Homeless man becomes some 6 eyed monster
>The Homeless Manster stands there in confusion of what has just happened
What do you do now?
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>>22306
Accept your new party member without judgement. Tell him your life story and take him on your journey
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>>14641
how have I not seen this, it is so great
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>>22306
Use stool to poke out 4 eyes simultaneously, in a poor attempt to undo your gruesome curse
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>>22306
>Grimbo tells Manster that he is now an official Grimbo party member
>The Manster is pleased to hear this, for once in his life, he will have meaning
>Grimbo then tells his new companion his entire life story... which is really short
>Grimbo and Manster have became great friends fast
>The Grimbo and Manster social link has been MAXED
What do you do now?
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>>22401
seduce manster
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>>22422
>Grimbo does his charming wink towards Manster
>Manster is not affected by the seduction in anyway
What do you do now?
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>>22467
Get out of town before the guards discover your murdering, looting, and wall-breaking
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>>22478
>Grimbo and Manster rush out of town
>A Guard shouts at them on their way out and had started to chase them
>The Guard then realized that it was a lost cause and went back to Biyug
>BIYUG: CLEARED
What do you do now?
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>>22612
Drag and drop teleport to the Dungeon of Bismbu with our party
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>>22699
>Grimbo raises his arm-legs and casts a mighty teleport spell
>Grimbo and Manster are now teleported in the deepest part of Bismbu Dungeon
>They stand before the door of the mightiest foe in all of Glum, Fallen Emperor Glum the First
What do you do?Bismbu is actually the strongest guard dog of the mighty 24, they protect Glum from danger
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>>22818
Kick down the door
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>>22818
Go backwards towards the entrance of the dungeon, looking for chests and shiny things
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>>22860nah man, this is the ultra dungeon that gives you 110% completion and its really only there for the 25 bosses and that's it, you only get XP and a register in your encyclopedia of monsters
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>>22841
>The incredibly large doors kick open
>Grimbo and Manster run up to the Old Emperors Thorne
>Then they see the Old Emperor himself...
>Glum, The Fallen First Emperor
>Grimbo and Manster are ready for their final fight against Glum
What do you do?
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>>22897
Look online for cheat codes, glitches, and generally cheap tactics to beat the final boss
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>>22987
>Manster uses the handy dandy all seeing book and it tells the duo that if they summon a Poison Trixum it would unable to be hit and draw aggro from the boss
>Within 10 minutes, Glum dies of multiple Miasma Clouds being casted on him
>Grimbo and Manster have successfully killed the Fallen Emperor and have beat the game
CONGRATULATION
YOU HAVE BEAT
GRIMBO QUEST
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>>23109
Look online to check for any news on Grimbo Quest 2
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>>23144Grimbo Quest 2..... SOON
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>>23166
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
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>>23166
Take control on the first fallen throne of many to increase your levelcap. Also loot the joint yo
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