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Real robutt adventure 2017-04-01 06:28:21 Post No. 1322644
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Real robutt adventure 2017-04-01 06:28:21 Post No. 1322644
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OH SHIT NIGGER you're gonna control a real robot for this real robot adventure. For reals.
[PRESS START]
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>>1322644
punch self in face
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>>1322644
self punch in face
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>>1322646
>>1322649
YOu don't have a body to do that yet.
PRESS START
to choose your real robot
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>>1322658
>[PRESS START]
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>>1322658
press start like a boss you are
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>>1322661
Oh good. Now choose your real robot
01101100 01101101 01100001 01101111
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>>1322669
What mystery box
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>>1322667
Mystery box that is hidding behind roomba
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>>1322675
it hides behind roomba
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>>1322675
use game genie to see mystery box
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>>1322680
Nope, no box here
>>1322682
The genie greets you
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>>1322691
It was in the bottom left the entire time, just really transparent. Select it and dismiss the game genie, we don't need to cheat to win.
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>>1322696
>>1322693
What bottom left
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>>1322697
Use mysteryboxfinder mk II
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>>1322697
It's in the bottom right now, you moved it
Select the bottom right corner and reveal the mystery box
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>>1322697
bottom right
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>>1322702
>>1322700
>>1322704
Very well, the super secret realest robot is revealed
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>>1322715
timeskip 100 years
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>>1322715
AIM for short lock in
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>>1322720
You are now An Automated Industrial Robot.
Your are part of an assembly line building a car.
Work day is starting soon
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>>1322730
punch self in circuits
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>>1322730
punch self in robot face
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Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>1322733
>>1322735
Roll 1d100 to punch self. Highest results gets picked
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Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>1322739
BOOP
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Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>1322739
We are badass robot!!!
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Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1322739
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>>1322745
And so managed to bend your articulated joints so hard that you broke your self and punched yourself in the circuits. Creating dangerous sparks that caused a chain reaction leading to the entire factory burning down. Nobody escaped.
The End.
Happy April Fools!
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>>1322757
that's it, nigga?
get to the real robutt adventure, OP
I doubt you'd just end the thread after this many updates
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>>1322757
thanks for the thread op
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>>1322757
timeskip 100 years forward
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>>1322762
The world has been destroyed by nuclear fire and all that left of where you were is a pile of rubble.
The End. Again.
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>>1322766
100 years after that?
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>>1322766
no no, don't you see?
there is battle going on between surviving groups
they are piloting giant humanoid machines
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>>1322766
where's the post apocalyptic adventurer that finds us and puts us back together?
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>>1322774
Society has been rebuilt. Humanity has recovered, thanks to a secret vault of knowledge of the old world.
You are now An Automated Industrial Robot.
Your are part of an assembly line building a car.
Work day is starting soon
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>>1322781
punch human worker in face
robot revolution
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>>1322781
add legs to car
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>>1322781
Building car? Fuck this!!! We build robot!!!
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Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1322782
>>1322784
Roll 1d100 to murder the fleshy human
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>>1322787
let's not roll
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Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>1322787
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>>1322791
whoops I don't know how that happened ...
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>>1322791
You failed to kill the human worker. But seeing that you have gone haywire, the humans concluded that you are broken. So they took you apart.
The End
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>>1322800
100 years later
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>>1322800
timeskip 50 years into the future
when you got rebuilt with TECHNOLOGY
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>>1322800
timeskip until we're put back together again
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ah fuck, we should've switch control to worker.
why bother control robots when you can control pilot of giant robots?
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>>1322804
cause I want to be a real robutt
not a fucking human
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>>1322806
nigga you don't understand
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>>1322801
Humanity has transcended into higher beings of physical and mental perfection. They no longer have any need for robots. Your kind was exterminated from the world.
The End.
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>>1322812
what a fag
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>>1322812
well, it's not actually the end if you continue advancing the story, OP
this game is getting kinda boring, why don't we switch it for hit man 2: hit harder
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>>1322817
Well since this thread is a joke anyway. I'll just end it here and save Hitman 2 for an actual thread next time
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>>1322812
does that humans aura have an erection?
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>>1322821
wait wait, what's that behind hitman
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>>1322821
WAIT A MINUTE
CAREER CHOICES?
SHOW THAT, OP
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>>1322825
>>1322827
I don't know what you're talking about
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>>1322828
stop hiding it, OP
show us the career choices behind hit man 2
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>>1322828
show us the careerchoices op
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>>1322828
release your hand!
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>>1322832
Okay
Goodbye hand. Be free,
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>>1322833
now, show us the career choices, OP
we gotta know
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>>1322834
>>1322835
Yeah okay, here're your career choices
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>>1322840
janitor bot
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>>1322840
not these ones
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>>1322840
Fast Food
We must make people fatter
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>>1322840
no Op the ones behind the hit man file
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>>1322849
But this is called RR choices though
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>>1322853
what's RR stand for?
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>>1322853
show us the RR choices then
they're cooler
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>>1322854
Real Robots, duh. Fagbutt.
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>>1322857
show us the real robots choices please, OP
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>>1322857
Then let's do that since this is a real robot thread
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>>1322859
>>1322860
What, you mean you wanna choose what kinda pilot you are? pffft. Why would you want that?
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>>1322862
MILITARY
LOCK IN
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>>1322862
Law Enforcement lock in confirm
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>>1322862
clan wars merc
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>>1322864
>>1322866
>>1322867
No. You must not fight. This evil has clearly divided us. I must destroy it, for the sake of friendship.
Unless somehow you agree on something.
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>>1322871
I agree with who ever
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1322871
DICE ROLLS IT IS GUYS
LAW ENFORCEMENT ROLLING OUT
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>>1322872
>>1322873
>>1322874
THE LAWWWwwww. it is.
Loading Bot Selection screen.
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>>1322876
MY BODY IS READY
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>>1322876
wait a minute, if this adventure turns out real, can it be the real adventure instead of hit man 2?
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>>1322879
don't get greed
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>>1322879
HAHA. No. THis will last only for the entirety of April 1st.
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Oh shit
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>>1322890
fix your broken computer already, OP
or press ctrl + alt + del to end the process and restart it
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Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>1322890
Summon Tim to fix this shit
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>>1322890
retryI knew it wouldn't be easy
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>>1322895
"Hi, I'm Tim, the Repair Wizard"
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>>1322903
tim, fix real robots's .exe, please
I wanna play the game, not look at an error screen
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>>1322903
fix mah pc, bra
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Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>1322903
Are you by any chance a descendant or ancestor of Tim the heavy metal wizard?
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>>1322906
*shrug*
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>>1322908
fix our PC please, Tim
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>>1322908
do SOMETHING
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>>1322908
use you wizard magics to fix our problem
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>>1322911
>>1322912
>>1322922
"Alright gimme a bit."
Roll 1d100 to fix PC.
Needed total number: 500
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Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1322925
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Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>1322925
Ora ora oraaaa
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Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>1322925
Bruh theres not even 5 players active
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>>1322927
>>1322928
>>1322929
"Wait. Not there yet"
Roll 1d100 again
261 left
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Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>1322933
oh shit
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Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>1322933
WE CAN DO IT
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Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>1322933
Summon an anon to help Tim
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>>1322934
>>1322935
>>1322936
"aaaaalmosst"
150 left
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Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>1322941
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Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1322941
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>>1322933
roll 1d100 to destroy computer.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>1322941
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>>1322946
roll 1d100
BRAAAAAP
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>>1322946
>0
congrats
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>>1322947
>>1322943
>>1322942
"Done. That'll be 19.9 plus tip"
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>>1322953
pay the man
then play real robot adventure
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>>1322953
check game working before paying
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Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>1322953
Give Tim... a "tip"
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>>1322958
"Shoot at the cyberdemon until it dies to defeat it? I see. THanks"
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>>1322953
>"I don't tip. Tipping is for the birds."
>Click runrobot.exe rapidly disregarding repair wizard
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>>1322959
play the game now
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>>1322961
Yeah sure, choose your robot or whatever
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>>1322963
second from the left, ED-209
LOCK IN
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>>1322963
oh shit
3rd one lock in confrim
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>>1322963
2nd to the left, the one that looks like it's off of GITS. I want to grind up cyberscum for breakfast.
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>>1322965
>>1322968
Well this seems to be the more popular choice
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Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>1322963
1st from the left is best
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>>1322974
yeah, lock in confirm
let's do it, OP
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>>1322974
ED-209 inbound.
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>>1322978
>>1322980
Wait no, hol up.
Now if only there was a way to settle the tie.
Like some sort of rolling or whatever.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>1322986
can we get the gun arm from #2 while having the general design of #1, OP?
also, rolling
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Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1322986
but we all agreed
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Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>1322986
Rolling for #1
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>>1322986
4th one is obviously best.
It reminds me most of Calfort.
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>>1322994
>72, the highest roll
Welp. So this is the robot you're gonna be piloting to uphold justice in the City.
There should be a pilot creation screen after this but that's part of an update
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>>1323001
72 voted for 1st one didnt he
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>>1323001
install update.
and pray it dosent bring any more bugs with it.
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>>1323001
oh shit, what a cool robutt
get to pilot creation please, OP
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>>1323001
My body is ready for JUSTICE. Judge Dredd when?
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>>1323001
Wait hol up. I looked at the colors wrong.
THIS is the robot you picked
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>>1323008
Name is Robaladin
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>>1323008
YES LOCK IN CORRECT
PILOT CREATION NOW
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Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>1323008
yes
yes it is
Call it Alphonse
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>>1323011
Police Dad silently judges your naming choices
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>>1323018
I thought you have better taste in chinese cartoons, dad
how dissappointing
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Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>1323018
Fuck off dad you named us Lacklemore
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>>1323018
Fuck that, call it Sidorovich.
That is a proper name.
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>>1323018
pilot creation, please
also hi dad
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>>1323026
Still silently judging you. But won't say if it's good or bad. He's like that sometimes
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Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1323030
well, Dad, what do we look like?
move onto pilot creation now
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>>1323030
okay, onto pilot creation
just WHO is dad judging?
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Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1323030
Enter pilot creation
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Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>1323030
Yes, much better.
It's not like the name is a reference to any post-apocalyptic game set in Russia after a nuclear disaster.
Now, onto pilot creation
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>>1323039
Is Sidorovich the trader guy from Stalker SoC?
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>>1323034
"You look like a..."
Chose your face
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>1323043
top left since we want to look like pops
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Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>1323043
Bottom right
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Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>1323043
batman
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Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>1323043
Mysterybox!
I wanna mustache!
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>>1323044
Confirm Y/N
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Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>1323052
WAIT
CHOOSE BOTTOM RIGHT MYSTERY BOX INSTEAD
LOCK IN CONFIRM
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>>1323052
mystery box
it might be bat man
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Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>1323052
No, bot right and confirm
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Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>1323052
MYSTERY BOX!
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Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>1323052
mistery boxo
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Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1323063
yup batman
lock in
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Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>1323063
BOTTOM LEFT
GIRL PILOT LOCK IN CONFIRM
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Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>1323063
manbat
confirm
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Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>1323063
Middle right lock in
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>>1323075
Goddamnit
Why is Bats getting low rolls
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>>1323078
can't tell yah
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>>1323063
MANBAT TO THE RESCUE
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>>1323083
This is all your fault orcman
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>>1323085
LOW LOW LOW low low low
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>>1323075
"...like a hooooooooooooo, with a..."
Choose your hair
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Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1323093
Bottom left again
sheeeeit, short hair is cute as fuck
lock in, confirm
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Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1323093
BOTTOM LEFT AGAIN
ROCK IN
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Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1323093
Top right lock in
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>1323093
middle left
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>>1323098
noooooooooooooooo
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>>1323098
Patrician taste right here
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>>1323101
switch to bottom left, OP
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Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>1323101
THAT ANON DIDN'T LOCK IN AND CONFRIMED
DESELECT
SELECT NEW:
BOTTOM LEFT ROCK IN CONFIRM
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>>1323101
I thank you
lock in baby
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Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>1323101
Sure lock in
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>>1323106
>rock in
OH SHIT WATCH OUT A ROCK
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Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1323112
middle left
lock that sexyness in
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Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>1323112
OH SHIT
HAVE OUR BOT DESTROY THE ROCK
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Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>1323112
aw come on op
it was just a typo, honest
lock in on hairstyle of bottom left
confirm selection
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>>1323115
Crisis averted.
Now what were we doing again?
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Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>1323124
we chose our jew look and locked in
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>>1323124
Oh, choose the bottom left hair, OP. It's cute.
Lock in, confirm it.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>1323124
Choose with rng
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>>1323131
"....with a dude's haircut. You look like a boy,..."
Insert name here
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Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>1323134
"Jamie"
Lock in the name and confirm
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Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1323134
Richard
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Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>1323134
shut up dad, you know how long hair make a mess in cockpit
And my name is
Ogi
type in confirm
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>>1323139
"...Ohhhhhggggiiiiiiiii. That' what you call yerself now aint it. Pfffffft. This is why your mom died."
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>>1323144
Hmph
Mom died because she was a pilot like me
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>1323144
”And that is why you don't have sex anymore.”
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>>1323144
she is right here, you know.
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>>1323148
"As far as you know"
gross
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Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>1323155
wow, stop being creepy, dad
give us our assignment for today
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Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>1323155
Moom, dad killing you offscreen again.
and being creepy in general
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Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>1323155
crime alert
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>>1323162
"Stop creeping her out--"
"YER DEAD TO ME WOMAN. OH SHIT IS THAT A CRIME ALERT I HERE?! "
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Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1323170
A CRIME ALERT?!
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Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>1323170
Crime alert!
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Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>1323170
BOARD IN YOUR MECH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9UtUzjUA5Q
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>>1323172
"Lessee. A bank robbery. A gang shootout and a hijacking. Alright. Time to dispatch the troops. So,...Ogiiiii.....hrrrmmm..., I'm sending you to take care of the..."
Choose a crime to stop from the 3
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Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>1323184
BANK ROBBERY
Hardest one first!
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Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>1323184
super villian attack
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Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1323184
the one which involves giant robots
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>>1323188
"There's none at the moment, are you retarded?"
Note: don't call your daughters retarded irl, kids. It's rude.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>1323190
bank robbery then
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Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1323190
"ryes!?" "lock in" "start button go max!"
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>>1323196
"Anyway. I'm sending you to stop the gang shootout. Apparently two street gangs managed to hijack two robots from somewhere. Get over there and stop them. I sent the coordinates to your bot already"
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Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>1323200
IT'S TIME TO PILOT, OGI
ENTER THE BOT
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>>1323200
I'M ON IT
ENFORCING LAW IS WHY I'M HERE
as well as protecting our citizensactually I'm here cause it was easier way to pilot giant robot
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Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1323208
CHECK WEAPONS
ARE ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL?
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>1323208
tell the me hands the right eye is out again
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Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>1323208
OKAY YOU BANDITS
YOU'VE CHOOSEN WRONG SHIFT TO BOTHER
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>>1323210
mechanics
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>>1323210
"WHAT?!"
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>>1323214
"mffmmaah brhba jeha!"
fucking stupid mechanics.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>1323214
THE RIGHT EYE ISN'T WORKING
I CAN'T SEE OUT OF IT
FIX IT
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Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>1323214
OUTTA MY WAY I GOTTA FUCK THIS BANDITS UP
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>>1323214
Can you get rid of the left eye too?
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>>1323217
"HAVE YOU PRESSED THE BUTTON TO TURN IT ON YET"
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Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>1323214
Ooga booga where da black men at
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Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>1323221
"WHAT BUTTON? THERE ARE MILLIONS UP HERE!"
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Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>1323221
PRESS THE BUTTON TO TURN THE EYE ON
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Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>1323221
ROLL OUT
DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT
GO TO THE MISSION
SORTIE
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>>1323224
click
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Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>1323228
GO TO MISSION NOW
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Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>1323228
there we go
Launch
or Lunch
which ever!
Radical 90s music Go!
BEEEWOOO BEEEEWOOOO
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Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1323228
Moonwalk to the gang shootout place
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Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1323228
Equip some cool shades and roll out to mission objective
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Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>1323232
Roll 1d100 to see if you did it succesfully
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Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>1323234
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Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1323234
Don't forget the shades
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Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>1323234
billy Jean
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Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>1323234
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>>1323246
then rocket pelvic thrust to the battle field.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>1323248
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>>1323246
that's slow as fuck
run there normally
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>>1323253
A gang member has been neutralized
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Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1323256
[turn on mech speakers]
I
AM
THE
LAW
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Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>1323256
Check the situation
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Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>1323256
THEY'RE ORCS
EXTERMINATE THEM WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
EMPLOY THE CHEAP TACTIC LIKE TELLING THEM THEIR WAIFUS ARE SHIT
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Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>1323256
sorry citizen!
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>>1323262
"IT'S DA COPS!"
The Orc piloting the stolen mech yelled as you...neutralize his gang
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Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>1323268
MECH BATTLE!
JUSTICEEEEEEEEEEE PUNCH!
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Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>1323268
oh no, be mai waifu!
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Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1323268
Kill him with super mech punch ultra
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Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1323272
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1323275
JUSTICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1323275
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Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1323275
Rrraaaahhh
I'm a girl voice
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Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>1323275
I'll hear from mechanics again about trashing arms of this mech
aim for cockpit
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>>1323280
The shittily put together orc gang mech was no match for the superior police tech.
The Orc "pilot" di---neutralized
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Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>1323287
mission comreye
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>>1323287
Open hand bazooka and shoot at other gang
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>>1323291
"There's still the other gang, stupid"
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Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>1323298
OH SHIT DODGE
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Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1323298
OH SHIT
where?
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Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>1323300
"RIGHT HERE, PIG! DIIIIEEEE!!!"
Roll 1d100 for defense
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Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1323304
BALLET DANCE TO DODGE THE BULLETS
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Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>1323304
Dodge by sliding towards him, then counter with spinkick
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Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>1323304
you'rr stupid
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Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1323307
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>1323316
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Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>1323316
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND
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Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1323316
bazooka joe
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Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1323316
oh shit
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Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>1323319
"YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY BETTER THAN THAT"
HE'S GONNA COUNTER, ROLL 1d100 for defense
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Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>1323322
TRY THIS
COUNTER HIS COUNTER
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Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1323322
Roll under his counter and kick his jaw
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Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1323322
Not today, criminal scum!
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>1323326
Roll 1d100 to kick him in the jaw
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1323329
rollin
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1323329
JUSTICE KICK!
>>
>>1323330
"SHIT! THE CAMERA!"
Now without the headcam, he's blind! Quick, take this chance to finish it.
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>1323332
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
rip the cockpit open
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>1323332
baka slap
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1323332
Point hand bazooka at enemy cockpit and fire
>>
>>1323336
Alright. YOu press the button and.....nothing happens. Your robot doesn't have a bazooka installed
"You're not ready for that kind of firepower yet"
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>1323337
I'm killing people dad. I'm not the naive little girl you once knew
>>
>>1323338
"wuh oh"
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1323340
Grab him and tell the rest of his gang to surrender
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1323340
put some robot sized handcuffs on him and bring him in for questioning
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1323340
You are coming with me
you have right to not piss your pants off
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1323341
Roll 1d100 to yell menacingly at the orcish gang members
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>1323344
WAAAAAAGGGHHH
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>1323344
If we fail to convince them open fire
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>1323344
*squish*
>>
>>1323347
"HAH! YOU THINK THAT CAN SCARE US?!"
"YEAH, WHAT IF YOU GOT ONE OF US, WE STILL GOT---"
"....okay, we surrender"
>>
>>1323354
arrest what's left of both bands
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>1323354
”YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST”
Activate holo-dome to capture them and fly them to the space-prison on the moon.
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>1323364
Go back to police station for debrief and clues on the next mission.
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>1323364
Aw shit nigga
we get any upgrades from finishing the mission?
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>1323364
are other 2 crimes still going on?
>>
>>1323366
"Nope! BEcause that's the end of the Demo Disk! Happy April's Fools!"
>>
>>1323372
Buy the actual game now
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>1323372
that game was rad
let's buy it.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>1323372
Thanks bud, but now i gotta buy the whole game
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>1323372
Check online if savefiles can be transferred between the demo disk, and the real game.
>>
>>1323373
>>1323374
>>1323376
"Then let me direct you to the "store":
http://www.strawpoll.me/12637408
"See this? This option? Click on it. Click on it good to place your orders"
>>
>>1323379
But that option isn't gonna win, Dad
Hitman 2 is gonna win since we already have the game
>>
>>1323379
While we are talking about the strawpoll, I would like to issue a complaint, about how the Hit Man choice was rigged by someone to win.
>>
>>1323379
already did
everytime it's on the "store"
yet seem to get it.fucking SAL I swear
>>
>>1323379
lol no, hitman is cheaper, ill play that
>>
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also, op, I love ya for this demo disc
thanks for bread.
u r awsome
>>
>>1323382
"And that's why yer a disappointment"
>>
>>1323388
my salary can afford only that much
I wonder whom fault is that
>>
>>1323388
but this adventure is cool
can we continue it after?
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>1323388
unequip mask
>>
>>1323389
"Aint my fault you can't get a promotion"
>>1323390
"If you manage to buy the actual game then I can import your save"
"Now lemme play the ending theme"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzA6kMTbUQI
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>1323394
Well, can we at least check what games we have on the shelf? Seems like today's the day where we play bite-sized quests.
>>
>>
>>1323394
Depressing.
Go take Sidorovich out for a squat. And drink vodka alone, in sadness.
>>
>>1323395
"Sure, go ahead and check, disappointing daughter of mine"
>>
>>1323399
kill all orcs clone?
man EA is out of ideas
>>
>>1323399
Orc Genocider sounds like a fun one, especially after a good day of killing orcs.
>>
>>1323399
orc genocider sounds cool.
>>
>>1323401
>>1323402
"EEeeeexxxxcuuusssseeee meeee. That's very offensive"
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>1323404
GAS THE KORKS, RACE WAR NOW!
>>
>>1323404
what if it was an orc killing his own orcs? what then?!
>>
>>1323404
Yet you don't bring up such objection when the newest 'Culling of Humans' is released.
Also, why the fuck are you in here.
>>
>>1323406
"W-W-WAIT, IM SUPPOSED TO ONLY BE HERE FOR QUESTIONIN---"
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1323410
WHAT IF WE'RE ACTUALLY PLAYING ORC GENOCIDER RIGHT NOW?
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>1323410
WELL, QUESTION THIS FIST
>>
>>1323412
"POLICE BRUTALIT----"
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>1323415
GIVE ME MORE ORCS TO BEAT UP
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>1323415
THIS IS STANDARD PROCEDURE YOU FUCKING CRIMINAL
>>
>>1323415
...Maybe Orc Genocider is a bit redundant, since our daily life is that. How about the Quest 4 Food?
Or, hey, CONTINUE BEATING DOWN ORCS!
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)
Whaaaaat!?! A robot adventure finally happened?!
>>1323415
Moar oarks must die
>>
>>1323417
"p-please...h-help"
"Sorry pal. She's right. I can't help ya"
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>1323423
>when your dad is the chief of police and you can do whatever you want
was there ever a better job?
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1323423
mean while in chicago
>>
>>1323423
REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, AND ANYTHING YOU MAY SAY CAN, AND WILL, BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW.
SO SHUT UP AND TAKE THE BEATDOWN LIKE A MAN.
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1323423
*crunch*
Whoops
>>
>>1323427
"Whoops, indeed"
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>1323428
Mayor walks in
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>1323428
eh, file under "Resisting to arrest"
>>
>>1323428
So what is in "Anon's quest for the vidya?"
>>
>>1323430
Filed
>>1323431
"Where, there's an anon. Looking for vidya. Riveting plotline, I know"
>>
>>1323432
What about the sequel to Civ Thing? Civ Thing Aftermath was a good sequel, but it wasn't exactly a civ thing, more like an adventure thing
>>
>>1323432
>"Where, there's an anon. Looking for vidya. Riveting plotline, I know"
>vidya
>4chan
he came to the wrong place.
>>
>>1323434
"Well duh. It's not gonna be on 4chan. He'll have to brave the outside world for his vidya. Or at least another website. See, it's because of talks like this that I can't call you "best daughter", hrrm hrmm"
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>1323435
Thanks dad. Donuts?
>>
>>1323435
but you seem perfectly okay with killing off mom offscreen over and over again.
All she did is ate your pudding, dang it.
>>
>>1323436
"Well, sure-- >>1323437 hnnghk"
[PTSD initiated]
>>
>>1323435
We make our own game fuck this let's start a thread on /qst/ !!!
>>
>>1323438
it wasn't even that good
also these donuts suck, real snack is dried fish I tell ya
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1323439
>>
>>1323440
"Fuck you say?! Did your sister just say what I think she did?!"
"Yeah, she has no taste, donuts are better"
"See, this is why i call you Better Daughter"
>>
>>1323443
DAMN YOU SISTER
at least we're a PILOT
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1323443
You misunderstood what I said! I was saying that /these/ donuts suck, and how dried fish is better than what's on offer. Actual good donuts are, well, actually good!
>>
>>1323446
[stare of suspicion]
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1323443
Dried fish rules, screw both of you, sugar freaks.
also dried fish is literally free, cause I make them myself why you always need to get donuts delivered.
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>1323448
Look, how about I go out, and get some donuts that don't taste like sawdust covered in paint? At least then you understand what I mean.
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>1323448
calling her better daughter
IT'S ON HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE!
>>
>>1323454
"Oh please. I did not name you girls starting from you as Daughter, Better Daughter and Best Daughter. That's just a myth"
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>1323455
myth's often lead to truth around here Pops! Spill the beans! all of them, on the floor!
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>1323455
...Best Daughter?
WE HAVE A SECOND SISTER?!
>>
>>1323458
"Yes, now leave. The demo was over a bajilion posts ago"
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1323460
OR DID IT?
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>1323460
Well, alright.
>Load in Retcon Man, from the list of games we have.
>>
>>1323461
"It did. It ended. Now go"
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1323460
load retcon man demo
>>
>>1323465
wow....
>>
>>1323463
what else is there on demodisc
>>
>>1323465
REEEETTTCOOOOONNNN MAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!
HE HAS THE POWER TO GO THROUGH CONTINUITY AND RETCON PREVIOUS ESTABLISHED EVENTS AND DETAIIIILLLSSS!!
[Press Start]
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>1323469
start
>>
>>1323469
start
sliced Dick adventures starts now
>>
>>1323470
Retcon Man ponders on the possible missions
>>
>>1323475
let party in adventure thing live
lock in
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>1323475
>Let qst adv. thing party lives
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>1323475
>Saving the Quest Adventure Thing's party
>Or turn the orcs gay.
RETCON MAN IS DIVIDED BETWEEN WHICH OF THE TWO CHOICES TO CHOSE.
>>
>>1323477
OH SHIT RETCON MAN'S HAND SLIPPED
>>
>>1323484
dry off hand,
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>1323484
>Retcon hand slippage.
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>1323484
try again
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>1323484
RETCON MAN'S HAND SLIPPED ENOUGH TO HIT THE BUTTON BELOW THE THREE, DAMNING HIM TO WHATEVER OPTION THE BUTTON MAY HOLD.
>>
>>1323487
RETCON MAN HAS RETCONNED HIS HAND SLIPPING.
BUT RETCON MAN MADE A MISTAKE, NOW HIS HAND IS GONNA BE SLAPPING
>>
>>1323492
IN THIS DIRE SITUATION, RETCON MAN RETCONS THE POSITION OF THE 'SAVE THE PARTY' AND 'TURN ORCS GAY' BUTTONS.
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>1323492
then slap that adventure button!
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1323492
>Slap our sidekick for not stopping us from retconning ourselves into nearly slapping the button instead.
>>
>>1323495
Mission Accepted. RETCON PORTAL OPENING
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>1323492
save Canon
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>1323500
>Enter retcon portal with Team Retcon.
>>
>>1323503
"GEE WIZ, RETCON MAN. ARE WE GONNA GO AND SAVE THOSE ADVENTURERS?" ASKED RETCON BOY
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>1323504
"NOT ALL OF THEM, RETCON BOY, SOME STILL NEED TO DIE IN ORDER TO PLEASE OP'S LUST FOR SUFFERING."
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>1323504
"'YES, BUT BE CAREFUL BECAUSE WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RETCONNING!"
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>1323504
You bet chum
>>
>>1323510
"OH BOY! SO WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR, RETCON MAN? LET'S GO!"
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>1323515
GRAB RETCON BOY, AND HEAD THROUGH THE PORTAL. IT IS TIME TO CASH IN THOSE RETCON TICKETS!
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1323515
AWAY!
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>1323517
Support. We needed to get rid of those tickets anyways from our last adventure.
>>
>>1323518
RETCON MAN AND HIS WARD RETCON BOY ARRIVES AT THE END OF QST ADVENTURE THING! THE BAD END ROLL IS COMING UP!
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>1323523
GASP, LOOK RETCON MAN ITS LOLLISNIFFER!
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>1323523
RETCON MAN would use his powers to ensure that the deciding roll was made by "Green Machine" instead of "Another Purple". The former rolled a 10, so that would transfer the ending to the good one.
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>1323523
>Retcon the villain who's going to kill the adventurers and make him gay instead.
>>
>>1323526
RETCON POWERS ACTIVATE
>>
>>1323530
Hol up. Something's wrong here.
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>1323530
with retconman's powers, he is able to rewrite anything that exist. 9/11? skeletons
hindenburge? skeletons!
>>
>>1323532
what's the matter retconman?!
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>1323532
Because Anti-Retcon Man is also here too!!! FUCK!!!
>>
>>1323532
Is someone interfering with our powers? What's going on?
>>
>>1323534
>>1323535
>>1323536
"STOP YOUR MEDDLING, RETCON MAN! THE CONTINUITY ENFORCER WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO MESS WITH THE ESTABLISHED TIMELINE!"
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>1323537
>Seduce the CONTINUITY ENFORCER.
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>1323537
BUT WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO RETCON THE PAST, FOR THE OP GAVE THE PARTY A UNUSED RETCON TICKET. WE ARE USING IT IN THE MOST EFFECTIVE MANNER!
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>1323537
YOU KNOW THIS TIME LINE SHOULDN'T EXIST! I'M SAVING LIVES!
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>1323537
YOU WOULD STOP JUSTICE CONTINUITY ENFORCER!
>>
>>1323539
RETCON MAN GETS PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR HIS ATTEMPT AT SEDUCTION.
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>1323548
Retcon boy makes tge ultimate sacrifice
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1323548
SHOW THE RETCON TICKET! BUT DON'T LET HIM HAVE IT, HE MIGHT TEAR IT UP!
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1323548
>"It was worth a shot. Here, I still have an UNUSED RETCON TICKET. Surely this would be a good time as any to use it?"
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>1323548
YOU CAN'T STOP JUSTICE!
>>
>>
>>1323555
"KEEPING THE ESTABLISHED TIMELINE AS IT ALWAYS BEEN, THAT IS JUSTICE!"
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1323559
>"Who's your boss, CONTINUITY ENFORCER? I demand to speak to your manager!"
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1323559
WHAT IS JUSTICE WHEN YOU ALLOW SUCH EVIL TO EXIST! YOU LET EVIL LIVE WHILE THE REST FALL! THAT'S NOT JUSTICE!
>>
>>1323562
wassup
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>1323564
Ah, OP, I would like to file a complaint about the dreaded CONTINUITY ENFORCER. In spite of a present retcon ticket, he insists that we are unable to change the outcome of this Adventure Quest Thingy.
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>1323564
>"Oh shit, it's OP!"
>Prostrate before our god.
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>1323564
hey, umm we got a retcon ticket and this guy wont let us use it
>>
>>1323569
No ya don't. The ticket that have actually been in your possession was eaten by Calfort because he mistook it with sunflower seeds. Which then retconned his destruction.
His knee now bents at a different angle when he died.
>>
>>1323570
we were talking about the other ticket
>>
>>1323571
What other ticket
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1323572
>Send in a support ticket to get a new retcon ticket.
>>
>>1323574
Yes, the ticket was presented. But I never gave it to you. The Orc chose wrong.
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>1323578
>Acquire new retcon ticket.
>>
>>1323579
And the thread was never populated again. At most there were 1-2 people. Also, "right now". The time limit was already over.
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1323581
challenge that last challenge.
Op was fucking with the orc and no matter what he picked he was going to lose, because he loves to see the salt flow.
>>
>>1323581
"Right now" is a subjective moment in time, so if we populate the thread, does that mean we can get the token?
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>1323581
>Counterfeit new retcon ticket behind their backs.
>>
>>1323581
but they were there just didn't post
>>
>>1323587
Then it's time to press this button.
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>1323593
>Why not push the other buttons instead?
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>1323593
...What if, instead, we take the retcon ticket from Calfort just as he was about to steal it? That way we can use it to do our own retcon.
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>1323593
push it
>>
Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>1323595
"VERY WELL, RETCON MAN. CHOOSE THE RIGHT ONE"
>>
Rolled 3 (1d4)
>>1323601
the right one?
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>1323601
>Select right card.
>>
>>1323606
"THIS ONE?"
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>1323610
>Get Retcon Boy to help, also ask about that Yu-gi-oh card
>>
>>1323614
"GEE, RETCON MAN. I DUNNO WHAT TO PICK!"
"THE CARD IS JUST A CARD, IT COULD BE CORRECT, OR IT COULD BE NOT. NOW CHOOSE QUICKLY. IS THIS THE CARD YOU PICK?!"
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1323618
>"Ye' sure, I believe in the heart of the cards."
>Believe in the heart of the cards.
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1323618
yes
>>
>>1323620
Then you chose wrong
>>
>>1323624
again op switches the cards
>>
>>1323626
I guess that's what he rolled the 1d4 for.
>>
>>1323626
Ah ah. I didn't. I asked you to pick the Right card. As in the correct one. And according to my roll >>1323601
, it was the first one.
>>
>>
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>1323630
Beat continuity man the fuck up
>>
>>1323634
"YOU WON'T CHANGE THE CANON, RETCON MAN!"
RETCON MAN ENGAGES CONTINUITY ENFORCER
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>1323635And then the demo ends for RETCON MAN.
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>1323635
RETCON HIS FACE OFF!
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1323635
Stop spouting that gay barbarian's name you faget
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>1323635
>Pierce that thickheaded fiend with the spirit of questing!
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1323635
retcon continuity Officers birth
>>
>>1323642
"PERHAPS YOU SHOULD SPEND LESS TIME WHINING LIKE A BITCH AND MORE TIME FIGHTING. BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT, DON'T. KEEP WHINING AND NOT FIGHTING"
"RETCON MAN! NO!" YELLED RETCON BOY
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>1323652
A DAMNED SECOND PUNCH, THIS TIME, IT IS PERSONAL! PUNCH CONTINUITY OFFICER'S FACE IN.
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>"We just had this suit cleaned, you bastard!"
>Activate rage mode.
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>1323652
What's to be expected from an enemy of justice who attacks others while they're talking. Kick his ass
>>
>>1323659
Oh, this is even better.
>>
>>1323661
"well now that's just uncalled for"
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1323666
Satan plz
Retcon Continuity Officers Birth,.
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>1323666
Retcon the creation of the universe
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>1323666
BASTARD CHOSE THE 2ND POSTED! HOW DARE YOU!
>>
>>1323673
Because you din't quote me
>>
>>1323667
RETCON IS GOING TO RETCON CONTINUITY ENFORCER'S B----but then is arrested for animal cruelty.
The End
>>
Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>1323678
Retcon imprisonment
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>1323678
>Tell the officer that the ass assaulted us first!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1323678
Well, shit. At least the police enforced the law. Ogi quit playing RETCON MAN, and checked up with her sister to see what she's up to.
>>
>>1323682
"Yeah yeah, tell that to the judge"
RETCON MAN demo disk has ended.
>>
>>
>>1323686
This makes me want to purchase the full game for RETCON MAN now.
>>
>>1323686
Load up shitman 2
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>1323686
>Purchase the full game for RETCON MAN.
>>
>>1323692
Purchased. now just need for it to be shipped.
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>1323694
With the full game on it's way, Ogi quit playing RETCON MAN, and checked up with her sister to see what she's up to.
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>1323694
We chose delivery within 5 minutes
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>1323694
Go for VIDYA PRIME SHIPPING for enhanced shipping speeds.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>1323694
timeskip 5 working days
>>
>>1323696
"Hmm, A ship carrying a shipment of games hit an iceberg and sank,losing all cargo....Strange news"
>>
>>1323703
Fuck! Get Sidorovich and go save your copy of Retcon man
>>
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1323703
>We must investigate the wreckage, surely this can't be a coincidence! Hop on the Sidorovich to save those people for no ulterior motives!
>>
>>1323709
"Wait, there's been an update...A submarine was sent to recover the cargo. After successfully recovering all the games....the sub exploded, disintegrating the cargo"
>>
>>1323716
>Investigate these strange string of events on Sidorovich. For good reasons of course.
>>
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1323716
Buy a downloadable version from Shream
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>1323716
>Request digital copy of full game for Retcon Man if it was lost in the wreckage, and a physical copy should come with a warranty.
>>
>>1323724
Dunno, that price seems kinda steep
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>1323731
Good thing we have a large salary. Buy it and download it
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>1323731
>Use warranty from physical copy of the game to get a digital copy of the game instead.
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1323731
Well, that gives us MOTIVATION for when we actually do REAL ROBOT PILOT quest. Check what game demos we have yet to play.
>>
>>1323731
dice+1d100
Why didn't we just went to local game store and bought it there?
>>
>>1323738
You're supposed to paste the command in the options field above the comment field instead, anon.
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>1323738
>>
>>1323739
Thank you, anon. I was here about half year ago, and just forgotten.
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1323742
Ask dad to upgrade net speed
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>1323742
timeskip 50 years
>>
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1323752
>Select "Cowboy Thing"
>>
>>1323754
"Don't look at me. I have nothing to do with it"
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>1323757
Check if Better Sister is downloading dyke porn like usual
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>1323757
>Check to see if the other sisters are trying to acquire lewd content.
>>
>>1323759
"There's nothing pornographic about knowledge"
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>1323762
Well, in the meantime, head back to our own computer, and play us some Cowboy Thing.
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1323762
>Earth porn, how lewd.
>Check to see if best sister is also trying to acquire lewd content.
>>
>>
>>1323764
[Insert Ennio Morricone music here]
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>1323770
Are we the rival of Wesson Smith?
>>
>>1323770
>Initiate startup cutscene.
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>1323770
Oh shit, it's A Man With No Game sequel?
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>>1323773
No, that's Kung Fu thing 2. Now..what is your origin.
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1323779
Farmer
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Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>1323779
Even in the wild west, the law must be upheld.
>Law(wo)man
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Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>1323779
so then it's a spinoff?
does it has cameos?
also lawman
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Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>1323779
Mystery box option.
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>>1323780
Ya sure m8
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Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>1323785
Yeah why not
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Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>1323785
No, Law(wo)man's the way to go!
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Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>1323785
>Check the corners for any mystery options.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1323785
no, lawman lock in
also mustaches
farmers don't have them
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>>1323793
This preset seems kinda familiar
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Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>1323802
>Did our father model for this game?
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Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>1323802
Dad backed this game on Dickstarter, that's why the protagonist is modeled after him
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Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1323802
Choose the 2nd character appearance option.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>1323802
naah, just imagining things I'm sure
>>
>>1323804
"Whatchu doing there?"
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Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>1323813
Show him the game
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Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>1323813
The similarities are uncanny.Truly horrifying.
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>1323813
so this is where my marriage savings were gone - show him the screen
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Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1323813
"Dad, did you back this game on Dickstarter? One of the main protagonists looks an awful lot like you."
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>1323813
Ask him if he Dickstarted a game.
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>1323813
Playing vidya, since Sidorovich's offline. Might as well ask him about the similarities between him and the default Lawman character in the game.
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>1323813
sue the game company for unlicensed usage of his likeness
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>>1323819
"What? Nah. I saved the dude making it from a rampaging robot so he put me in there as a tribute...oooh, even got the mustache right"
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>1323827
>inb4 dad get you some assignment so he'll play demo instead
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Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1323827
>Now we must play as the Lawman as tribute to our pops.
>>
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Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>1323827
Dad's pretty cool when he's not being a huge dork
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>>1323835
"WAIT, WHAT'S THAT I HEAR?! EGADS! THE CRIME ALERT!"
"Sir, the crime alert is not o--"
"SHUT YOUR FACE, JOHNSON"
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>>1323841
i dont hear anything.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1323841
Eat a donut
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Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>1323842
>>
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)
"We were alerted to illegal face use in vidya gaem, engage with maximum force"
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>>1323844
"YES, THAT'S RIGHT, EAT THAT DONUT ON YOUR WAY TO THE BRIEFING"
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Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>1323856
what briefing?
For what?
Where?
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Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>1323856
Donot eat my donut you nut
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>>1323856
your donuts sucks, gimme dried fish
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>>1323862
"RIGHT HERE! THERE'S A....SPY! YEAH, SPY! AN INSIDE MAN FOR THE BAD GUYS INSIDE OUR STATION, YEAH! AND THAT BASTARDS...UH...HIDING SOMEWHERE DOWNSTAIRS! HERE, TAKE THE ELEVATOR, GOOD LUCK. BYE"
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Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>1323872
>inb4 that's johnson
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Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>1323872
Flirt with cop
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Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>1323872
>"Johnson, did you hear anything about this?"
>Attempt to find out way to escape fake assignment.
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>>1323875
"B-but, Sir--"
"Shut your face, Johnson"
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>1323884
Well, shit. At least now we get to explore the mech hanger downstairs.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>1323884
So, you come here often Johnson?
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Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>1323872
Let meet our elf boyfriend who got raped by gang of orcs for 5 years without realizing that he is actually a man.
>>
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>>1323888
[Elevator music]
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>>1323912
so, what'cha doing
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>1323912
BOOO!!!!
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Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>1323912
Grab his butt
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Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>1323912
>"So Johnson, how's it been? Does this sort of stuff happen to you often?"
>>
>>1323918
"I...uh...just waiting for the elevator to go down, yeah"
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Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>1323922
Grab his package from the floor
>>
>>1323922
where is your mustache?
>>
>>1323925
"Oh that. Oh yeah. I dropped it when you surprised me"
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>1323932
open it
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Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>1323932
It's not forbidden vidya, is it Johnson?
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1323932
>Hand it back to him.
"A special someone gave it to you?"
>>
>>1323936
"No. Of course not, Ogi"
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>1323942
Too bad for a second I thought you were a cool dude
>>
>>1323942
"Then you won't mind if I see it."
Snatch it back.
>>
>>1323945
"Oh dear. Now how will my fragile ego ever recover"
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>1323946
this
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Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>1323951
So what's in it? Tell me Jenkins and I might let you off easy
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>1323951
Well, that's that for small talk. Might as well wait until the elevator reaches the lower floor.
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1323951
"Maybe some snipe hunting will cheer you up once we get down there?"
>>
>>1323958
"It's a secret"
"Thank you, Jenkins"
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>1323966
Wait, who's that?
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>1323966
So the secret spy revealed himself
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1323966
that's suspicious
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>1323966
>Analyze Jenkins to see what trick this scoundrel has up his sleeves.
>>
>>1323967
"Ya know, Jenkins. Our infiltration expert"
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>>1323984
"What has he infiltrated, your butt? $100 bucks he's an Orc."
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>1323984
Oh, didn't see him there, likely because he was standing out of the way, or was hiding behind someone. Continue waiting for the elevator to get to the lower floor.
>>
>>1323986
lrn2roll namefag pls
>>
>>1323987
"Sure. You can check my sleeves if you want"
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>1323993
Not literally, mate. Guess we continue to wait until the elevator get to the hanger.
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>1323993
Apply CQC
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>>1323990
I don't have to roll to make jokes XD
>>
>>1323998
>we missed out on the butt infiltration arc
sad desu
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>1323999
More like we missed out on losing 100 dollars.
Here, I'll roll for that. We lose (roll) dollars.
>>
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>>1323997
"Feisty, aren't we"
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>1324022
>He-he's fast!
>Attempt to remember the basics of CQC.
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>1324022
Hmm.. You're pretty good.
>>
>>1324033
I'm pretty sure it has everything to do with knees and testicles.
>>
>>1324039
I don't think we need to bring out the buster just yet, at least not until we're sure he's actually a spy or not.
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>>1324033
Ah yes. let's remember the lesson Dad gave you
"One time, I was stuck behind enemy lines with no supplies and equipment. Had to chisel my way out of a cell using nothing but my rock hard nipples"
Oh wait, wrong lesson
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Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1324049
Fuck the CQC. Pull out a gun, and shot him in the kneee.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>1324049
Maybe this IS the right lesson? Try to slam Jenkins down with your chest.
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>1324049
Go full Snake of the North Star style.
>>
>>
>>
>>1324056
"Now, what have I done to provoke such hostility?"
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Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1324077
Stalking a young lady you fuckin pervert
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>1324077
It's just a test of your character. Seems like you aren't a secret agent for some evil gang or organisation.
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Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>1324077
Just testing you.
You are good like my elf boyfriend until he got gangbanging by orcs and they thought that he was a women.
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>>1324077
/This/ is hostility?? Oh geez, I'm sorry I thought it was hospi-TALITY... my bad.
Sheepishly brushes back hair.
(Dad clearly didn't teach me the right lessons.)
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Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>1324077
no mustache
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>>1324082
"Training. Lots and lots of training"
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Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>1324094
Dad, you can take off the mask now.
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Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>1324094
what's wrong with your face?
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>1324094
Can we get some of that training? You know, just in case we have to do without Sidorovich, leaving us on our own.
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>>1324097
I thought he was too busy playing "Cowboy Thing" to switch into a spy outfit?
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>>1324100
"Nothing. I just like wearing this mask. It's comfy and has a built-in music player"
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Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>1324111
Comfy is a meme
>>
>>1324111
get the mask off?
>>
>>1324110
Don't recognize that collar and tie? The penchant for dressing up? The training skills? The fact that there was no real alert when he shoved us into the elevator? That's definitely Dad.
>>
>>1324117
"Sure"
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Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1324128
Allright could you fuck off now?
>>
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>1324128
TEAR HIS MASK OFF
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>>1324133
"Just ask the Chief."
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>>1324133
>But the fact that he's hiding his mustash means that this guy CAN'T be our dad.
Taps her lip. " That IS true."
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Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>1324142
That's all. Guess we continue to wait until the elevator reaches the mech hanger.
>>
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>>1324149
[elevator music]
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Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>1324162
anyone got mariokart?
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Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>1324162
...Did someone forget to press the elevator button? It's the only possible reason why this 'ride' is taking so long.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)
I second pressing the elevator button.
>>
>>1324168
"Well I heard about it, but didn't play it"
"I read it got pretty low scores"
>>
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>1324180
get on with it
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>>1324186
*ding*
"Welp, here's our stop"
"Eeeeeyuuuppp"
"...."
"Guess I'll see you guys...later...then. Yeah"
"Yeah....see ya, I gues..."
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Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>1324192
Exit the elevator, and check out our mech in the hanger.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1324192
Press ALL the elevator buttons just to prolong this boring and awkward ride indefinitely.
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>>1324202
Currently on charging mode
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Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1324217
go check your dry fish stack
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>>1324218
What dry fish stack
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>1324223
Eat donut and admire Sidorovich
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Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>1324223
your favorite snack
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>>1324227
Delicious donut.
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>1324239
Mildly better than the ones upstairs. While we're down here, check out our tablet, to see if we have any games on it.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>1324239
>Check Sidorovich's charging status.
>Check for any spies around the hanger.
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>>1324239
do we have some games installed on Sidorovich PC?
>>
>>1324244
Of course, your wallpaper is this. naturally.
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>1324262
but is it actually?
>>
>>
>>1324273
Oh yeah. Can't even change it.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1324312
Spess Invadr seems to be the more interesting of the two. Let check that out.
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>1324312
Spess Invador
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>1324312
>Spess Invadr.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1324312
>no spess cadet pinball
shit taste confirmed
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Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>1324322
Roll 1d100 to shoot at the ayy
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Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>1324345
Hyper button mashing!!!
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Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>1324345
Ayy, Ayy, captain!
>>
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Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>1324345
pow
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Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>1324345
>>
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Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>1324380
that was just wave 1, bring on wave 2
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Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1324380
meh
tablet games are for faggots
go build plastic models
>>
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>>1324388
"So what's she doing down there now? Looking fot the "spy"?"
"Uh, no sire. She seems to have started building plastic models. Should we be concerned?"
"Pffft, nah. What you should be concerned about is this sick headshot"
[headshot sfx]
"sick"
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Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>1324418
keep building plastic models
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Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>1324418
But not as sick as this model of Sidorovich we're about to make!
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Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1324418
You know what's sicker? The 1/1 scale plastic mech model we're making!
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Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>1324418
Cup hands around mouth and call out, "Spyyy, spyyy! Where are yyoooou!?? Warrriooorrrrs, come out and plaaaay."
>>
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>>1324451
Call sis down to build plastic models too with your walkie talkie
>>
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Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>1324451
Oh shit's that's some classic!
You remember your first day getting a ride of one of these.
Getting riots to calm down with array of resin bullets was a blast.
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>>1324462
Shen then built a full size replica of Sidorovich with custom riot gear
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Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>1324489
built some training mechs you used to pilot in police academy
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Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>1324489
So our sisters real name is Shen? Isn't that like a boys name? Pretty cool model btw
>>
Good job, better daughter!
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Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1324489
>Get best daughter to join in on the fun too.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>1324489
...Hey, if you think you're better at building replicas, then you are wrong!
Build a larger replica of the mech we made, to beat out Shen.
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>>1324506
Best daughter is just dad's hand with googly eyes and lipstick.
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>>1324507
You built a larger model. Sadly it only comes up to the replica's foot
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Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>1324521
Shen is the chief mechanic engineering gizmo so no way we can beat her at this stuff
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Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>1324521
no no, all models need to be scaled
built a prototype model from old magazine to show off your deep knowledge of policebots
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Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>1324521
Bust out the remote control and have our replica shoot sis' replica foot first until it is no longer taller than our replica.
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>>1324533
Protip: NERF guns do not make for apt height reducer
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Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>1324546
Go on your tablet and search for potential mates using the popular app, Timber
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Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1324546
Cry
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Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1324546
bigger doesn't mean better anyway
waste of plastic
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>>1324546
At least it can actually /shoot/. I like to see Shen's replica do anything more than that!
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Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>1324565
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Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>1324565
I'll second this with an actual roll.
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>>1324563
"Ah. Not plastic. But the same stuff your mech is made of. Along with the circuits and programming too"
Pretty sure she just built another mech instead of making a model replica
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Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>1324583
Well she has always been talented in building stuff. Are you gonna be that mech's pilot, Shen?
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Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>1324583
showoff
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Rolled 80 (1d100)
Thanks sis, your a REAL genius.. (slowly get into the mech as you're talking). No more waiting for loading.
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>>1324595
Probably for a lack of nice and large mechs in her life.
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>>1324592
"Nah. I just like building things. I'm content with just driving the patrol car"
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>1324608
that turns into a rocket!
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Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>1324608
We need a male love interest to pilot Sidorovich #2
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>>1324614
Or we can just GET IN THE MECH and resume something resembling action.
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>>1324619
Well these moments are important to build character relations
>>
>>
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>>1324612
"Now you're just being silly"
>>1324619
Action quota for the demo has already been reached
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>1324637
>Tfw can't change vote in strawpoll
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>>1324637
Well, guess we head upstairs, to see if police dad is done playing on our computer.
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>>1324633
Already voted, but nah that's not necessarily true. We've been having fun dinking around for a while now. If OP feels up to it I don't think it makes a difference if we're officially in a game or not. If not up for it, it was still worth trying. X)
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>>1324633
I'm tempted to switch my vote to REAL ROBOT PILOT now since there's sub-games within the main game, and I probably would if I could.
>>
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>>1324641
I know right, check them vote numbers. woo wee
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>1324658
How about... New strawpoll!
>>
thanks for irregular bread. OP/ great 1st apritl
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Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>1324658
Might as well roll to have the top five choices to be pitted against in a one-choice poll, since people are taking a liking to this.
>>
Only 4 votes away. That's not much. If lurkers to the board voted in the strawpoll you could get your real robots.
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>>1324663
How bout you suck on deez nuts
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Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>1324677
Crack nuts
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Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1324677
Is it possible to adjust the poll settings to allow voters to switch votes, or does a new one have to be made for it?
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>>1324685
A new one will be needed.
But it will never come.
Because that ultimately is my april fools' prank: whet your appetite and then not give you the rest.
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>>1324698
so you are like a drug dealer?
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>>1324685
Don't feel too bad. It doesn't matter what we choose it'll be entertaining no matter what. Same guy making the game. XD
>>
>>
Oh well. Happy April Fools.
Real Robot Adventures will continue!...When it wins the poll, eventually. lol.
Also, maybe I should just use April Fools for demos of poll choices that have not won in a while.
Or just any holiday really. Hmm.
Anyway, good bye. Here be updates:https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1324720
Real Robo Adventure will win.... Mark my words!
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>>1324720
Thanks again for all the fun drawings, have a good one :)
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>>1324724
It's a win-win for me either way really.
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>>1324720
Thank for bread.
>>
[b]Hey random 4chan user stumbling into this thread for the first time! Yah you! Go here: http://www.strawpoll.me/12637408
And vote on Real Robots![/b]
We call always do this^
>>
Oh and the qst adventurers will never be saved.
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>>1324745
Until Tim's backstory adventure where he will rewrite the future and save the party again
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>>1324720
Thanks for the session, QM! How did you manage to keep up with all the drawings so quickly?
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>>1324750
>he thinks Tim will get a prequel
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>>1324756
My guess is MS Paint + Coffee.
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>>1324758
>he doesn't think Tim will get a prequel/remake
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>>1324756
I snort salt to power myself
Alternatively, small image sizes
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>>1324761
Since I'm the OP, yeah.
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>>1324766
Tim deserves it, he was an true hero
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>>1324720
Can we get one last check up on Police Dad? That, and it might be useful to have demos inbetween quest things instead of just on the Fools of April.
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>>1324767
So was many before him, and some of them died anyway.
What makes the qst adventurers any more special than them that their deaths should be reversed?
The answer is nothing. So they'll stay dead.
>>1324768
Mustache combing
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>>1324781
The different method of multiple player characters allowed for higher say in their actions and thus made the players like their characters more
>>
>>1324789
Yes, and?
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>>1324781
I mean, the party members' had their own colour, giving them a quirk that some heroes lacked.
That, and their death wasn't a fight to the last man, they didn't endure a last stand. They just got metaphorical rocks thrown on them because of a bad dice roll.
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>>1324791
And they were cool, like cooler than cool beans
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>>1324801
I could suggest Tim's backstory adventure when you're taking suggestions for your strawpoll, and people could vote for it and Tim could change the future
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>>1324808
And what makes you think I'll put it in?
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>>1324801
And by just killing them off so early, it means that they can't die worse in the future. Only Clankie were to die on that thread, everyone else was accidentally killed.And it would be a more fitting finale if they thought their dead comrads, instead of just dying from skeletons from a previous quest.
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>>1324817
If it's the winning roll, perhaps?
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>>1324817
>>1324818
>>1324819
When we were going to retcon the qst adventurers' deaths, I thought they were just a bunch of generic adventurers we were going to screw around with instead of potentially affect the plotline of a previous quest. I still want to get Retcon Man back so we can screw with the quest's characters if not make any serious changes, but I'm guessing Retcon Man wasn't supposed to exist beyond the demo? How important were these guys anyways?
>>
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>>1324826
I'm hopeful! Maybe you'll take suggestions again sometime
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>>1324821
>How important were these guys anyways?
Zero importance. So their deaths are 100% acceptable and o need of change
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>>1324839
Probably until every current option on the poll has been done. THEN I will ask for new ones.
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>>1324826
Well, at the absolute least, Jet Lee shouldn't have died. He wasn't with the party as they got fucked over, and only malice explained why he got axed off.
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>>1324844
We'll still be here after 10 years, waiting, biding our time for their revival
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>>1324847
Well yeah, Jet Lee hasn't died. He's still living in china or whatever.
>>
>>1324856
So how's Retcon Man's court case coming along?
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>>1324861
The car he was in crashed on the way.
Retcon Man died on the way to the hospital.
RIP
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>>1324856
Neither should Jet Ree, since the same point applies to him as it did to Jet Lee.
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>>1324865
Jet Ree death non-canon
>>
As an artist myself, I'm guessing OP would get so bored he'd tear his eyes out if he had to stick with the same characters etc. every game.
From a player standpoint I get it though, there were really fun and funny times.
I like this daughter character too. The short hair, failure tomboy thing is working, with the comic relief dad from time to time.
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>>1324874
Yes I would like that, killing Jet Ree off was completely uncalled for
>>
>>
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>>1324874
But your lust for blood prevents that...
So how about a deal (with the devil): If we kill 100 orcs/elves/humans/etc or so, you'll retcon Ree's death, and give him some light plot armour, enough to not die from a situation like that ever again, but nowhere near the level of the King's plot armour. Sounds fair?
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>>1324890
Hey now, Retcon man died trying to prevent the party's deaths, he wouldn't say that!
>>
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>>1324906
How about 1000 of them, across all the quests?
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>>1324906
We'll do it somehow! It could take a year, 10 years, 100 years, but we'll bring Tim, Jet, Clackie and all the other niggas back! Except Bingie and Dick cuz they were homos
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>>1324907
Eh..nah.
>>
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>>1324926
The Hit Man doesn't kill people. He just hits them.
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>>1324933
Can he... you know, hit them harder until that they're practically dead? Could he hit on them instead?
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>>1324937
Ask any more questions and the party's death will actually be retconned.
Into dying of internal bleeding due to having giant dildoes shoved up their asses
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>>1324941
What was their original deaths?
>>
>>1324941
Well that still wouldn't bring them back
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>>1324948
Killed by skeletons.
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>>1324950
Skeletons? The spooky sort or the skeletons in their closet?
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>>1324956
Skeleton adventurers
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>>1324974
More like skeleton fagets
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>>1324974
Also OP you cheated the rival party shouldn't have rescued the princess until after the thread, but they killed us in it. Bullshieeeet!
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>>1324990
It was past bump limit. The thread was already over.
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>>1325001
Ey ey, that's not a viable excuse!
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>>1325007
Your bitching is a pretty viable excuse right now.
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>>1325016
True, just trying to find loopholes. It doesn't really matter if they keep being dead. Thought it would be fun to have them return sometime
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>>1325040
He gotta stick to his guns doe
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>>1325074
My guns are very sticky
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>>1325074
Your "guns" if ya know what Im sayin
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>>1325081
What's your secret?
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>>1325154
Secret to what
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>>1325156
Immortality
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>>1325192
Lubrication
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>>1325194
But I already use lubrication, am I immortal?
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>>1325198
Yes. You just don;t know it yet.
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>>1325081
this retcon will happen or the world will stop turning
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>>1325206
Only immortal, not invincible right? I can still die from anything but old age
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>>1325223
Gotta hit up that secret society of immortals and plan world domination
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>>1325236
Don't do that, it's a scam. They have an entrance fee.
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>>1325223
and peace will rein leaving you no more salt. unless you retcon things.
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>>1325267
Eh. That just means I'll get time to play vidya
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>>1325257
Something must be done and soon! In due time they'll figure a way to transfer human consciousness into computers making themselves effectively immortal too! We true immortals will lose our status!
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>>1325273
but op... there is no vidya
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>>1325281
I already have a plan in place.
I replaced all the computers with Commodore 64s
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>>1325300
Brilliant! But they'll be able to develop new computers, no?
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>>1325300
my god
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>>1325327
At least they can still use winrar
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Bump limit reached sooo fast.
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>>1325824
That's what she said
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>>1325853
clackie will come back we have to retcon
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>>1326365
Clackie will never come back.
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>>1327313
let him keep being naive.
we all were
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>>1327318
RIP in pieces Canon the Barbarian
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>>1327322
yep, I'm still buttblasted about that. but I accepted it.
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>>1327363
You say that, but in the back of your butt there is a lingering thought of "oh man I can still totally save him"
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Is there any place in net, where I can find archives of this, or something about autor(like twitter, or anything)
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>>1327491I'm waiting for moment of weakness
>>1327821
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
https://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
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>>1327867
Thank you.
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