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Welcome back, ladies, gentlemen and hideous tentacled abominations from outside this galaxy, to Rogue Trader Quest. Last session, our heroines Emily and Kay had found themselves in a little trouble on the mysterious jungle world Ator. On a scouting mission, they have arrived at the somewhat suspicious and weirdly rustic "Lirtan colony".
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You're feeling pretty dubious right now. Pretty fucking dubious. About this "colony", about this town, about this whole world. Your guide is twitchy like a tall guardsman trying his best to fit in at an Eldar tea party, the town looks primitive and wooden enough to catch alight if you dropped a cigar, and the atmosphere of the whole planet is worse than a Catachanian's armpit. What you'd love to do right now is to go back to the ship, brew a mug of Thelian spruce coffee and get down to a nice evening of tinkering with the ship's wiring.
Annoyingly, it seems like things won't be that easy... your guide looks he's trying to cover something up, and you might not be allowed to leave quietly. You're standing at the outskirts of the town, unsure whether to venture in or try to scheme a way back to the ship. You have with you a pistol, a two-way radio and an SOS device you call the "fuckup button".
>Go into the town
>Head back to the ship
>Press the fuckup button
>Talk to the guide
Smash that mothafuckin fuckup button
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>Press the fuckup button
Doesn't seem like there's much hope of getting back to the ship and off this world just by asking nicely. You reach into your pocket and press the precious small box with the button on. Well. That's sent a message to the ship, so now all you need to do is wait until Fitz turns up with Scoutie - and its gun turret. Hopefully he'll get here soon... but it's not like either of you are helpless maidens. Sometimes you feel like you should need a license just to have Kay on your ship, like a dangerous substance.
Gotta hope that Fitz remembers how to work the controls... you did show them to him pretty thoroughly... posh bastard had the ability to memorise twenty types of Terran architectural style and a lot of other pretty pointless stuff besides. You'll be pretty pissed off if he can't follow what you taught him when it's necessary.
The guide Karpov looks over at you as the three of you stand on the dirt path. He smiles wide and says "Let's go into the town, shall we? I'll show you around."
>Hahaha fuck off
>Ah, sure... [bide your time and wait for rescue]
>Keep him talking
>Other
Well, this was no-go. Cancelled, at least for now.