Civ and Tribe Part 3!

>>131523
Tech: Research medicine
Action: Manufacture suicide vests with our knowledge of bombs and armor
Action: Train an elite group of spy/diplomats that will specialize in suicide bombing

>>131661
Forgot name field

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the radicals have finally created their dream weapon! Running into enemies and blowing them and their buildings up. They have created a special unit of the army to destroy the enemy.

>>131523
Create gunpowder using minerals from the mine. Next create vodka

>>131761
>>131523
Also instate gulag breeding program.

>>131523
Maybe if the mountain dudes don't return someone new could take over for them

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>>131761
the slavs, watching the radicals tried to improve upon their type of gunpowder. By using bear hair dipped in annimal fat, they created a wick and have created timed explosives! So far they are using it to excavate their mines further into the earth.
The sad gulagers have also figured out that a great way to get rid of repressed emotions is through hate sex! Because of this the population is skyrocketting, leaving less food for rations, which in turn makes more hate sex, in a never ending loop.

The future is always... HORRIBLE HELP PLEASE, THE SLAVS ARE MAKING ME DO THIS!!!! NOO!!! *several cykas heard* please noo!!! *gunshot* *silence* ....The future is always bright in muther russa...

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>>131893
Simple. We send newly made boom boom babies to farms, mines, and Gulag school to keep up with proportions of Gulag bones. We shall also make road if possible to newly made colony to increase speed of travel. It sound good

>>131960
Ivan is amazing idea with third action we should make glorious mosin nagant rifle.

>>131893
Woah, isn't dynamite a bit of a jump from just having discovered gunpowder?

>>132005
Its literally just a paper tube filled with gunpowder and a fuze, it's not rocket science.

>>132025
Actually commierad dynamite is more advanced than gunpowder, and researching bombs was a two step process for us, just putting it out there
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamite

>>132038
youre right, i ddint know that so for all intents and purposes the explosions are very small, like the size of a basket ball

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>>132077
kk

>>132077
I was kinda assuming that, as to just weaken the rock so it crumbles easier when it you know like hitting a small hole stick it in then start picking at it.

>>132091
i was imagining like twenty sticks attached to a wall face and then the way blows apart a few feet

>>132100
That works too.

ill give miners 5 min, then how about i just do their turn?

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>>132116
You could, since each faction gets 3 people we could also really have someone take over for them

>Reminder for Anons that a spot is open

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ok im just gonna go...

The farmrekt tribe searching for better food have decided to ask the slavs for maize. What is the ruskia responce? War? Trade? Pity?

>>132202
Ivan do you see that, theres seems to be crazy looking non cheeki spying on us from the rocks.

new here, how to play?

>>132227
join the farmrekt tribe, the ruskis, or isis. Farmrekt currently has nobody. Each turn you pick EITHER a culture move, which adds a box on the tribes sheet, you see one each turn. You ALSO CAN pick a tech move, which lets you discover new technology, or YOU CAN pick an action move, which lets you build, move troops, settle new colonies, etc. Each tribe starts out with two moves:

1. One tech, culture, or action move
2. One move that they picked at the beginning.(ie isis picked tech, so they always have to have at least one tech per turn)

However for every 2 settlements you have you get an extra move, currently each tribe has 2 settlements so they have 3 moves.

There are also special OP powers (oppurnity points or original poster powers, whatever) which build up morale. (eg isis has execution points, for each person they execute they get 1 morale. With 3 morale they get an extra action move that turn.

>>132227
Pick 3 actions that are doable with what you have, the mountain tribe also needs people.

>>132227
There are 3 tribes, and you can choose to join ISIS, the Slavs, or the Mountain tribe
I would recommend the Mountain tribe because you could have full control over them right now
Basically, each turn you can pick:
>A tech (research)
>An Action (Build or do something)
>A Cultural action (Add a new tenet)

>>132202
I say we capture the non cheeki and torture him for for conspiracy against the slavs for spying on us on the rocks

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>>132283
Da. And as I can see. It is OBVIOUSLY AMERICAN PIG. USE EXTREME INTERROGATE

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the scout is being pulled apart by extreme kindness by the slavs. Roll 1d100 for effectiveness

1-10 nothing
11-50 dies
51-100 talks

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>132376

the scout is affected by the russian torture techniques so much he admits to talk...

years later his story comes out in a move...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isCOy6SbzlY

>>132395
Too bad he'll never be rad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IbnC5ovQNM

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>>132264
>>132266
>>132269

Does anyone have the mountain tribes tribe sheet, am considering taking over.

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>>132434
this was the last turn, they domesticated squash beans and potatoes are were looking for maize next for three sisters kind of thing(its a native amerian crop technique)

>>132448
>>132434
Since the mountain tribe has +tech, you could choose to do something like
>Research Tech
>Research tech
>Action

Or, since everyone has an extra action point, you could do

>Culture
>Action
>Action

Technically I guess that means ISIS could do actions at once with its +action, jeebus

>>132474
3 actions at once is what I meant to say

>>132474
actually they can have to do

>tech
>culture, tech, or action
>culture, tech, or action

>>132448
Cool I guess I'll give it a shot until the other guy decides to show up.

Tech: research iron age tier weapons
Action: Try to manufacture said weapons
Action: Scout for Maize

Am I doing it right?

>>132502
Yee that is fine, you can keep playing after they show up, this is Co-op for teammates

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>>132474
First of all. Send our new generation of troops clad in Copper Armoor to do another raid on the Cannibals rations and take their new crop to vitalize in Agriculture Gulag

>>132502
yes, except you already have iron, what kind of weapons do you want? and you CAN scout for maize

>>132521
>>132502
Looks like your tribe is getting attacked by Slavshits already, don't worry though, your city is on top of a mountain and surrounded by walls to boot, and they are fighting with hammers and sickles

>>132521
Remember ivan we have 3 actions. I still say we should invent glorious mosin nagant rifle using our gunpowder as a third action for the comrades.

>>132539
That would require advanced ballistics, going to need to start at muskets and flintlocks m80, and you need iron for that

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>>132522
Lets go with iron age Javelins. Also, are tech trees a thing, so I can see what has already been researched?
>>132536
They will contend with glorious Javelins now

>>132543
Nyet soviet scientists will find way or gulag for them.

>>132552
not really, its just kind of common logic on how it works.

>>132563
oh, ok

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the farmrekt tribe, seeing their previous scout not come back has decided to produce a new weapon safe from long ranges not to get hurt, reminding you that they have bolas already. They also sent out a new scout to search for maize.

roll 1d10 search 4 maize

1-2 nothing
2-4 undomesticated
4-8 find domesticated but ruski nearby
8-10 all good, no ruskis and find maize

also ruskis dont forget to ask questions to captive prisoner(ie what happened to our scout gregorvich)

>>132601
Ask what happened to gregorvich to see if american pig kidnapped him.

>>132613
nos....comames squatter

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>132601
First time rolling dice, pls no judge

dice+1d10

>>132614
This is clearly code. MORE TORTUE.

>>132627
nos *chomps jaws* squatter

>>132631
CYKA BLYAT GREGORVICH* tortures*

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>>120221

>>124354

first two threads here if you wanna check anything

heres techs you guys have tell me if i missed anything

>>132646
we did him like YOU do vodka

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>>132615
Cannibal time for more torture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlCrMK5E0nE

>>132666
Satanic Trips of truth confirm it is approved by Lenin.

>>132663
WHERE IS BASE OF OPERATION AMERICAN PIG.

>>132680
ACROSS WATER ON MOUNTAIN

>>132663
ISIS and Slavs both have armor
ISIS researched medicine>>131661

>>132686
AH HA, to gulag with you.

here is isis equivilent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=RDjlCrMK5E0nE&v=vTIIMJ9tUc8>>132666

>>132663
bless you
>>132666
Why destroy when you can build, friend?

>>132690
corrected

also ROLL 4 MOUNTAIN SCOUT STEALING PRECIOUS GRAIN THE CAPITALIST PIG WANTS 4 SELF

mountain roll
1d10 for stealing maize need greater than 4

ruskis roll

1d10 for capture need greater than 8

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>>132717

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>132717
EAT THE SLAVS AND THEIR FOOD

the wild cannibal ran away....

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>132717

>>132726
Oh yeah and potatoes aren't really a tech, but all 3 tribes have them now

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>>132728
>>132735

TURN 12 OVER

wow that was the longest turn weve ever had...

POST HERE FOR NEXT TURN ONLY

>>132744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnS-05XoXs4&index=27&list=RDisCOy6SbzlY

the references are strong

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>>132745
Tech: Research Crossbows with our knowledge of archery and iron
Action: Send a diplomat to the Russika Gulag to negotiate with a suicide bomb hidden beneath his shirt. If the Soviets try to do anything to him, he blows himself up
Action: Upgrade our gunpowder mine field around our town to include actual bombs and have it around both towns

>The Soviets will have to respond to a ninja shouting "SALIL SAWARIM negotiations ALLAHU AKBAR trade?" pic related

ruskis respond>>132773

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>>132773
"What the fuck do you want. We're trying to be enslaved here for glorious TUST."
Proceed to show sick squats whilst waiting for response

>>132773
To gain access to negotiate you must beat Nikolai in a sqatting contest. You must be cheeki to talk with us

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>>132745
I think the biggest problem we have right now is our scouts keep on getting captured, and our equipment is outdated, as such:

Tech: Research Archery
Tech: Research Gunpowder
Cultural: Seppuku; Scouts can kill themselves to avoid dishonorable capture

>that'll teach em'

>>132801
why dont you guys talk while i do isis sheet, also mountain tribe feel free to post whenever>>132807
ok nvm you done it

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>>132693
>mfw Glorious TUST Guards have better moves and music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfx0OcammHU

Ivan I say for this turn begin construction of mosin musket, next spread propaganda that slavs must die for motherland, lastly build second wall around other town. What does comrade think?

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>>132801
UMMATY QAD LAHA FAJRUN We were interested in trading Slavic alcohol and metals for Exotic desert fruit and explosives ALLAH

>>132817
I think is good. I approve

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>>132827
I think is good trade. And further secure relations. Even if kebab. We still good. Da?

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>>132840
For now my friend, I'm not sure if we will be able to improve relations with the mountain tribe anyways. Until you decide to remove kebab and we decide to Jihad, we are on good terms

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>>132807
Seeing how far the other tribes had advanced, when the scout came back he told stores of dynamite and maize, while maze couldnt be found he managed to nab a stick of dynamite from the rusians. Not knowing what it did they threw it in the fire thinking it was useless. thankfully the explosion was more like a giant flame than an actual explosion, but noticing the reaction, looked into creating a copy of mixing some minerals from the mines with charcoal, the things they recongnized in the gunpowder. Doing this and experiment with the mix they create a much bigger explosion,

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>>132850
>We're now far behind in EXPLOSIVES
CYKA BLYAT. GET GULAG SCIENTISTS TO IMPROVE EXPLOSIVE RADIUS AND RANGE OF PROPULSION. NOW OR BE SENT TO LABOR CAMP.

>>132863
please get your turns organized i cant make heads or tails of which ones you want, i dont want to make any mistakes. Both slavs and isis, i got mountain done

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>>132850
This game makes me feel Machiavellian as fuck

>>132863
So Ivan how does make mosin musket, better explosive and wall sound?

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>132717
Forgot roll

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>>132888
>With TRIPS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwjwx3bZkK8
>>132887
By being Slav

>>132874
I already chose our turn actions>>132773

>>132874
Our turn:
Build wall II.
Increase Gulag labor division.
And get musket mosin

Sorry folks, I can only play until turn 15 (or until the thread reaches the limit), I got real life stuff to do.

I'll try and be back later

seeing that the enemies had achievent gunpowder, the islamics felt they had to improve their own weaponry. They created archery, but that could be easily taught in a point and shoot manner. They also put gunpowder into bowls in the ground and used small matches that would strike upon being stepped on. However this is a bad mechanism, and only works with a 1d10 5 or greater.

>>132910
>910 ▶
>its been fun dude, come back whenever

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ah shit i forgot again>>132934

>>132934
Hey, we already researched Bombs, we can get legit bombs mang

>>132945
you have bombs, but what sets them off? what is the trigger? u dont have advanced circutry

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>>132948
Sheiiiiit nigguh gonna have to do dat, this minefield is a pain in de a$$

>>132934
cheers m8, I'm not done just yet tho

>>132952
My dude I've been waiting to get back with you recap on what happened all when I was gone?

>>132963
Basically we have researched suicide vests and crossbows and established a trade agreement with Slavs

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the slavs have had a semiproductive time. There are now more slavs in the gulags, about 95% of the population, however they are now thinking of revolt. Also scientists have given soldiers what they call a "rooty tooty point and shooty" however the soldiers call it a "cyka blyat" because when they point and shoot it always goes the opposite direction into their heads? why?

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>>132969
Good work my dude. Noe I am here maybe we can put 2 brains together and make more progress

>>132983
If everything one is in gulag then it is true equality, no problems here.

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>>132983
I know why. It is simple solution. Where you usually point. Point opposite way. Therefore bullet is more stable with stock attachment.
Also Jesus christ use both one action and one tech choice into starting massive propaganda machine. We can't let evil Cunt named "Flennin." take charge of glorious regime which has worked to 5 year plan.

>>133005
btw propaganda would be so much more effienct with paper

TURN 13 OVER!!!! NEXT TURN RESPOND HERE

>>133008
Alright. The tech is used to invent paper products as in Propaganda machine. It is truly revolutionary

>>133011
Turn here:
>>133005

>>132969
Ok my Isis friend. What shall we do now for this turn?

>>133011
Tech: Research basic wiring and circuitry using our knowledge of metals to improve land mines and reliability of suicide vests
Action: Send suicide bomber spies to both the mountain and Slav tribes to keep an eye on what they're doing, if they get caught, they blow themselves up
Action: Build a wall around our capitol city ideal for use by crossbowmen

>>133029
do you agree with this Bill or do you have any suggestions?

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The slavs using pulp from trees and drying tried to create a new food, however since that didnt work, they created a new item that charcoal works well drawing on. Using this they spread false numbers across the gulag reducing rebelllion.

Also since muskets are pointed the right way, deaths are lowered in the russian army. However past 10 feet, the musket accuracy is trash. Also the iron isnt lubed and is of low quality... Perhaps steel is needed?

>>133043
you cant just do circutry dude, how about you reasearch a pull or push mechanism that releases a spart or a flash of heat that ignites?

>>133053
Sheiit okay we invent flint-based ignition technology for pretty much the same purpose

>>133053
Ivan I say we research vodkasteel next turn.

>>133043
It's not bad. Do we have any vehicles or any progress being made on vehicles? If not then we could work on that next round. That way we can make sure those sneaky sneaky ruskys don't sneak attack us by making our suicide bombers be able to travel quicker and farther

>>133011
Tech: Using a combination of Metallurgy, Iron, Copper, and Gunpowder; create Cannons.
Action: Using Masonry, build a retractable bridge across the river to the grasslands, and charge the other nations to use it; powering our corporatocracy.
Action: Start up diplomatic talks with the IS, try for an alliance of some kind. Insist we do it in a really important area to deter suicide attacks.

>>133070
isis response? You guys talk while i do sheets

>>133066
Keep in mind that we do have cavalry and no other civs do, so we already have that advantage. We could always research the Wheel to start that tree.
>>133070
Holy shit are we really ready for cannons? I mean, we have shitty muskets but nobody has even invented catapults or ballistae yet, let alone cannons

>>133070
Oh and about the talks, sure we can talk, although we may not want an alliance yet since we are on good terms with the Slavs and they don't like you, are you perhaps interested in trade?

>Also, what the fuck happened to the Red Army attacking you towards the beginning of the thread

>>133082
Yes for our turn go ahead and keep researching the our cavalry to upgrade them to like horsedrawn-ish carts of some sort to travel farther and faster instead of the circuitry tech

>>133053
I suggest we do vodkasteel, invent the wheel, upgrade muskets further to mosin nagants using the steel.

>>133093
We are already researching improved priming, I think we could do the wheel next turn, also
>>133096
You're going to need cav for the wheel to be very helpful, unless you plan on building pushed catapults

>>133090
i told them about it but they werent advancing also that was last thread im pretty sure.

anyway the farmrekts have finally finished a bridge over the river! it makes them more attackable, but with an outpost, they can collect taxes on trade. Unfortunetly they dont trade. so... Well at least they have cannons, however the iron is impure and cracks after a few shots. Maybe better steel is needed?

>>133101
Nyet have plan for wheel in future.

>>133107
On second thought OP, lets research the wheel to make chariots instead of flint priming

>>133082
>>133093
Oh shit too busy in paint to talk.

Lets get some Molotov-Ribbentrop shit going against the slavshits, eh?

still got no clue what for islams

>>133116
I have no troubles with either of you. I don't believe my partner does either. We will trade. And as far as attacking the slavs, I vote no.

>>133114
John what do you say

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reminder to anons that there are pleanty of spots open

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This is the result of my labor
>>133126
>>133114
How bouts a non-aggression pact and a nice juicy trade deal, that'll satisfy me

>>133138
Sure that is fine with me, how about you trade us weapons and we trade you explosives for your cannons?

>>133140
WAIT JOHN
Make them upgrade to steel for the cannons rather than have us use our time to upgrade them? That way we can work out something of our own?

>>133147
Um sure
>>133138
Ay Mountain dudes how about you improve your cannons and once your do that you trade us weapons and we trade you ammo (explosives) for your weapons

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>>133153
Don't know what the cannons have to do with this deal, but I'll accept that. I assume the non aggression pact stands?

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How could anyone be prepared for jihadi chariot crossbowman

>>133153
dude nobody has improved steel yet, once one tribe gets it, it will be a closely guarded secret and it wil be extremely hard to research, for a while the only way to get it is to get it from once tribe

>>133161
Yee we don't need violence right now, we can just trick our people into thinking we are at holy war by executing the captives that we do have
>>133165
sheiiiiiiiiiiit fuck
>>133161
Nigga let's just do the trade now

islam waiting on you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTE6S-Pmhpw&list=RDisCOy6SbzlY&index=27

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>>133165
>>133174
With this info, I recommend we revise the trade deal. I'll even sweeten the deal. Weapons, beans, potatoes, and the secrets behind masonry, all in exchange for saddles and explosives.

You won't get a deal this good from the slavs, no?

>>133178
Alright nigra here is our final shit

Tech: Wheel for chariots
Action: Send suicide bomber spies to both the mountain and Slav tribes to keep an eye on what they're doing, if they get caught, they blow themselves up
Action: Build a wall around our capitol city ideal for use by crossbowmen

>>133183
Maybe not but we wont eat them.

>>133188
DELETE THIS

>>133185
Good. I didn't know steel was so "untouchable". Oh well this was a good turn.

>>133183
Fine, we'll send saddles and explosives for all that shit so we don't have to worry about wall but you're going to have to find cavalry yourself

>>133200
Smart move brother

>>133200
>Fine, we'll send saddles and explosives for all that shit so we don't have to worry about wall but you're going to have to find cavalry yourself

Cheers mang, out of appreciation we'll give you a discount for the bridge.

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new map btw dont forget settlements

>>133215
hey op, does the FM have any walls?

>>133215
Katsuka got a wall also.

The islamics have created a chariot! its not as fast as riding horseback, but it can carry much more weight and riders can travel for much longer. the radicals also pulled a reverse trump and built a wall around islam

>>133224
yes

>>133224
I believe so, the only settlements that don't have walls are colonies now, so I guess colonies are vulnerable now

>>133225
Didn't you decide to do a double wall on Russika?

>>133225
when

>>133232
John, if we're going to turn on the slavs, I'm saying like if it were to happen, could we possibly pull a non reverse Trump so just a regular Trump and build a wall right there in the middle? So we can be friends with the farmrekts?

>>133244
lmao a Great Wall of China across the center of the map? That would be such an asshat move, might be funny if there was a war

>>133237
We agreed for a colony wall just before we submitted it I think how it was worded caused the mix up.

>>133244
>>133250
Might take three turns, or two/one with help from another faction.

It'd be a big project

For you

>>133251
Show me text and link post and ill fix

>>133253
>>133250
It's a big project but it could be done. If both of us were willing to work together. We could stand atop the wall and use our crossbows and they don't even have cannons so they couldn't do a thing about it.

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>>133254
nvm found it ill fix>>132907

>>133258
All theoretical, I hope. I only want peace between all nations.

:D

>>132817
>>132829
>>133254

>>133258
*sniffs* Do I smell CONSPIRACY!

>>133274
You might have to send kebab and ex-cannibal to Siberian gulag

>>133279
I must put my plans in overdrive then as counter measure to protect soviet russia.

>>133286
We are trade partners my friend, my associates are the only ones talking, if anything you should be worried about the mountaineers because you are basically enemies

>>133290
They will be dealt with in due time for now the red army must prepare.

>>133286
Whatever happens, we have got cannons, they have not.
>>133290
I wish I could use this excuse. In any case, as I said; our policy is to aim only for peace.

>>133286
>>133290
Trade partners we may be but eyes are peeled >_>

Sorry guys but have to give up for tonight because computer gave out to updates, fuck Windows 8. Be back tomorrow morning for a hour or so, then be gone for about 3

>>133029
K

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>>133319
k

>>133319
bye bye

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>Just realized OP made a new thread
>He already left
THIS IS WHY YOU POST LINKS TO THE NEW THREAD IN THE OLD THREAD

>>137430

new thread