HIGH SCHOOL ROMANCE ADVENTURE

>>13105
Ume

>>13125
Hello and welcome Ume to the wonderful world of High School Romance Adventure! There will be all sorts of good times, romance, and companionship throughout your 4 years here at Sakura Ching Chong academy. But all that day dreaming can wait, because it looks like its time to wake up and get ready for your school's first day ceremony. What do you do?

(btw senpai this game operates on a first reply basis, any response no matter how incredibly fucking retarded will be honored and considered canon)

>>13147
Wake up, make toast, realize we're late and run to school late with toast in our mouth. turns out our clock is early and we arrive before school opens

>>13105
Caitlyn Briggs.

Obligatory qt schoolgirl anime counter part to Carter Briggs, Veteran Abusive police officer.

>>13161
You rush out the door, with your crispy bread breakfast in between your glorious japanese highschooler lips. It is warm out but there is a nice breeze so the weather is quite pleasant. You arrive at a large building with a stone wall surrounding it. The gate that is the entrance to the campus has a large sign above it that says "Sakura Ching Chong Academy". It appears that you set your alarm early and that it is an hour before the ceremony starts. The only person that seems to be there is an Italian janitor with a name tag that simply says "Gino". He is listening to music through a set of headphones that look like they were made in the 90's. He is singing to himself "When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie, that's amore!"
What do you do?

>>13228
Flip out clit, start rubbing it

>>13244
You reach your hands into your academy issued trousers to take out your clit. But you realize that you actually have a dongle. Rubbing your clit seems out of the question. What do you do?

>>13253
Masturbate your futa feminine dick in public as a show of dominance.

>>13259
You take out your three-pound feminine boy clitty and milk it like a cow. You moan a little and squirt your seed onto the pavement. Gino seems too absorbed in his mopping and music to pay you any attention. Ten minutes have passed, there is still approximately 50 minutes until the ceremony starts. What do you do?

>>13271
Facfuck Gino to show anime dominance.

>>13285
You dash like a hungry cheetah over to the unsuspecting dago custodian. With rather impressive speed you throw up your elbow instantly knocking him down to the ground. He is completely taken off-guard, and you quickly unzip your pants to give that belissimo son of a mama one of the most intense face-fuckings on this side of the equator. You thrust in and out, in and out, feeling his moustache, peppered with gray from age, brush up against your shaft. As you finish and shoot your seedoroni into that pisano's pie-hole, you steal the goldchain that adorns his semi-exposed hair covered chest as a memento from the battlefield. Another 15 minutes have passed, the ceremony will start in 35 minutes, what do you do?

>>13333
Kill him and incinerate the body. No evidence

>>13348
You try to go at him with the katana that you brought to school with you in case things go haywire. But he dashes towards the wall, polevaulting over it using his broom. What do you do?

>>13360
wear his gold chain, gain the powers of the pizza

>>13367
You place the sweat caked medal of oral war around your neck. You feel some sort of foreign energy surge through your body, but you can't quite understand its impact or feeling. Maybe its importance will come later?? You instantly have the very slight urge to talk with your hands and be obnoxious at baseball games. There are 20 minutes before the ceremony. What do you do?

>>13407
You think this is getting quite silly. You head to the bathroom to clean yourself up.

>>13407
Eyyy, where'z a Johnny Tight Lips, ehh?

>>13414
You look around the school grounds and see the familiar sign that says "toire" meaning toilet. You go in its direction and find yourself in the men's room. Standing upon the linoleum you check yourself out in the mirror, not bad for the first day. You wash off some of the sweat, dirt, and penile discharge from your incident with the janitor and are cleaned up and ready to take on the world. Now what do you do?

>>13452
You head to the school rooftop to find the mysterious transfer student.

>>13452
first off look in the mirror and give yourself a pep talk

"you are a BAD bitch! you just facefucked a wop back to ITALY! you run this place!"

exit bathroom wearing crown made of toilet paper and urinal cakes.

>>13477
You feel suddenly inspired right now! "Hello world, my name is Ume and I am here to kick some ass." You leave the rest-room with a DIY crown that smells kinda like that Retirement home in Florida where your grandma went to die.
>>13463
>>13463
You head up the three flights of stairs to check out the roof. For as long as you can remember you've always enjoyed the roof. Who the fuck knows why, but it gives you a sense of peace. As you approach the set of doors that lead to the roof, you see a sign that says "Ching Chong Nip Ring Rong Pearl Harbor" which translates to "students are banned from going on the roof". You ignore this lone sign's authoritarian demand and push through the double doors onto the roof. The view is quite pretty, and the town that you have moved to is rather rustic and authentic for being so close to Tokyo. Suddenly out of the corner of your eye you see a brown outline dash by. You quickly turn around to see a middle eastern teenager wearing a turban with a beard. He is kneeling onto the ground facing westward (towards Mecca). He does a quick prayer in arabic and dashed down the stairs, bringing his pilots license with him.

>>13543
Notify the military that theirs 6 gorillion terrorists in the school

>>13543
Wait until Ahmed finishes his prayers to talk to him.

>>13543
i hope our newfound greaseball powers give us speed because we will give chase to Takbir!

>>13573
You cup your hands together around your mouth and shout "hey military! There are six gorillian terrorists in the school" Your voice is not heard though and you wonder if you are autistic or something for thinking that that would work. WHAT DO YOU DO???

>>13598
CALL THE NAVY

>>13607
You attempt to call the Japanese navy, but you realize their equivalent is a bunch of slant-eyed, buck-toothed whalers off the coast. It doesn't look like they will be able to provide you with any assistance. WHAT DO YOU DO?

>>13643
Jump odd the roof

>>13643
Turn him around and make him face East. A prayer wasted= Sopuku

>>13643
lmao @ slant-eyed buck-toothed whalers

chase off after ahmed we need to know his plan!

>>13650
Scattered across the roof, you see several bronze number plates with odd numbers on them. Out of sheer boredom, you decide to jump odd the roof, a popular new trend amongst Japanese highschoolers that is sort of like hopscotch. You do a quick leap over a seven, and pivot towards the direction of a three, quickly jumping over that too. After several minutes of this, you stop wondering why highschoolers find this so fun. WHAT DO YOU DO?

continue your dance with a few dabs

>>13676
Make him face East. Make him waste prayer

>>13682
You dance around merrily for a couple of minutes, jigging, and grooving about. You begin to aggressively dab at speeds that are nearly breaking the sound barrier. Suddenly you hear the door to the roof open and a voice goes "AYO HOL' UP!" You quickly turn around to discover the door is just slightly ajar and there is nobody in sight. It appears this school has a phantom negroid. WHAT DO YOU DO?

>>13718
piss on the floor so you can see the footsteps

>>13737
Your bingo bongo is completely drained after cramming it down the Sicilian broom user's throat. It seems not a drop will exit your pee-pee hole. WHAT DO YOU DO?

>>13756
SHIT ON THE FLOOR COME ON

>>13767
YOU QUICKLY PULL DOWN YOUR FUCKING PANTS TO TAKE A BIG OL' SLOPPY SHIT. BUT WAIT. MY GOD. MY GOD NO. YOUR ASSHOLE. YOUR ASSHOLE ISNT THERE. ITS JUST A SMOOTH PASSAGE OF SENSITIVE FLESH. what do you do?

>>13787
THROW UP NO ASSHOLE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT AM I WHO AM I WHAT DID JAPAN DO TO YOU UME-SAN

>>13794
You fall to the ground. What the hell has happened? This morning you thought this vast world made sense, but this strange string of incidents has made you question your very origins. Do you have a past? If you dont have an asshole, then do you have a belly button? You are almost too afraid to investigate these painful but hard truths for yourself. You compose yourself, wipe the tears from your face, and take a deep breath. WHAT DO YOU DO?

Realize your non-existent asshole itches

>>13811
Steal negroids sick kicks

>>13811
kiss your necklace and pray to the godfather for an answer

>>13830
You satisfy your primal urge and jab your index finger down your pants towards your fleshy fun surface that used to be a poop chute. It is almost therapeutic and removes some of the stress.
>>13852
It appears the coon is nowhere to be found, and a lit pair of jordan airs is out of sight. However in the distance you hear a very faint breathy "weeee wuzzz kannngggssss"
>>13853
You smooch your goldchain and the great Stromboli in the sky shouts to you words of good luck "Push forward you Mestizo son of a mama!" You feel rejuvinated. WHAT DO YOU DO

become the ITALIAN STALLION and run to the gymnasium, then whip out your dick for all the waifus to see

>>13947
THE ROCKY THEME SQUEALS THROUGHOUT THE GREAT HEAVENS you dash down the flights of stars to quickly find the gym. It's time to expose yourself! Its time to say "Hello world my name is Ume!" It's time to make the world your oyster. You finally get to the gym but it seems there is only one person there. It is the blonde girl in the OP. You take out your pulsating, meaty member and say "what do you think of this?" First, what is this busty girl's name? Second, WHAT DO YOU DO?

>>13991
BLONDE IS NAMED HEATHER

we approach the blonde no one can resist the TICALIION STALLION
her pussy is probably soaking

>>14012
You approach Heather with your pingus curved towards the ground. But Heather is actually autistic and begins screaming like a dying seal, and shitting herself. WHAT DO YOU DO?

>>14078
get hard obviously.

take heather from her phat behind

>>14078
spin your dick like a fan, blowing all of the shit away from her, and opening her top

as for her screaming, after fanning away all that poo, keep her quiet by sticking your dick inside her mouth no facefuck, just put it there

>>14104
Using your superior wrist strength, you use your tallywhacker to clear the scene of feces. The stench is horrible, but you gotta get this estrogen-filled she devil to silence herself, so you stick your penis in her mouth. She is now trying to get your penis out of her mouth, but to no avail, with your wumbo crammed in her chapped lips, you realize shes kinda cute. WHAT DO YOU DO?

>>14192
This is too much. The autists deserve mercy. End this shit,

>>14212
You take your little chink dong out of the blonde, big racked female's mouth. and you both stand there awkwardly, looking at eachother without saying anything. The faint scent of shit settles in the room, as it has caked the wall behind Heather. WHAT DO YOU DO?

>>14212
but our dingus hasnt tasted that sweet pussay>>14192

>>14251
punch heather in the chest

>>14252
But one day it could if you play your cards right in the romantic sesspool called "Japanese High School"!
>>14289
You give her a quick one-two to the chest, but you realize you left your sparring gloves at home, so you abstain from going farther with your physical assault. WHAT DO YOU DO?

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>>14319
Continue to fuck her in the mouth.

>>14378
She is crying, and incredibly upset, do you really want do that? She is autistic you know...

>>14412
autism doesnt stop this dick.

>>14438
The asperger filled girl opens her mouth for your dick. As it goes in and you start to feel pleasure she chomps down on your dick like bugs bunny would on a carrot. You scream at the top of your lungs, and it echoes throughout the gym. WHAT DO YOU DO?

>>14472
WHERE ARE YOU GREAT CANNOLI IN THE SKY
pray to the gods, old and pizza

what the fuck is going on in this thread

>>14510
It appears that the great omnipotent cannoli isn't near here. You may want to venture out to go and find it so that it can give you some guidance and restore order to this bizarre fucking adventure that you have gotten yourself into.
>>14514
desu senpai, i have no idea. Im just going with the flow, if there were even more posters we may get some substance. But either way its up to the participants.

>>14541
slap her and tell her to make you a sandwich

>>14541
we cant really walk with heather the man eater attached to us.

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>>14472

>>14559
>>14472

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>>14541
Despondent and dick writhing in pain, you decide to go to the cafeteria and search out the italian chef/part time plumber. You figure he can teach you the proper ways of handling salami so you can properly impress the blonde autismo. Plus, he'll definitely trust you if you flash your gold chain at him

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>>14570
forgot file

>>14541
use your pisano powers to grow a new tip to your mutilated canoli

My name is Maximilian Großerpullermann.

>>14554
You quickly slap the girl around her face and she emits an autistic screech. It sounds like it could break glass
>>14557
You find the tickle spot on heather's head and she instantly unclamps from your peter. Finally your dick has some fresh air! Thank the great mozzarella in the cosmos!
>>14575
you limp, half amazed that something so crazy just transpired, and half relieved that you dont have the ol' iron dentures clamped down on your funky mumbo, to the cafeteria. You had heard tale that there was a friendly bombastic italiano son of a mama there, that may be able to teach you the ropes of deli meats. as you enter the greasy, crusty kitchen you hear Ave Maria over the shitty transistor radio. WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT DO YOU SAY?
>>14559
>>14577
also big thanks for these god tier illustrations

>>14669
beat the fuck out of the radio. you hate ave maria

>>14669
I yell "YOU CALL THIS MUSIC?", and pop out the cassette inside and replace it with the soundtrack for the original super mario bros. in an attempt to lure mister mozzarella himself out

>>14701
You try to smash the radio with your trusty katana but its made out of diamond.... impressive... this dago son of a pisano is smarter than he looks
>>14706
you pop out the cassette and put in the mario bros soundtrack. It seems to have no effect on the busy italian chef. but in the distance you hear another breathy "we wwuuuuuzzz kaaaangs"

We restrain the guido, and use the powers of your gold chain to make him shit uncontrollably. Use his explosive diarrhea like a shotgun to detect the phantom negro

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>>14594
>tfw you canoli bologna reconstruction powers aren't honed in and you replace the tip with an elbow noodle instead

RIP

>>14719
ask the pisan son of sauce to help you with your quest. flash your necklace at him so he knows whats gucci.

also what about the ceremony? how many minutes left?

>>14738
You instantly whip off your belt that is wrapped tightly to help your new elbow noodle dick (which was of course contructed with canoli bologna reconstruction powers) heal. You wrap this hulking behemoth of a plumber up and cast a stromboli spell on him, giving him some wild shits. You flip him over your knee and begin using him as a high velocity, industrial shit cannon. You begin shitting all around the cafeteria in hopes of finding this ghost nigga. But to no avail. You holster your shit chef shotgun at your side and suddenly see the petite girl in the op looking at you in surprise. What do you do? and what is this girls name?

>>14790
I will add this second part on. The ceremony begins in a measly 5 minutes!!

asuka

How tf do I play this shit

>>14906
operates on a first reply basis, any response no matter how incredibly fucking retarded will be honored and considered canon)

>>14810
>>14819
Show asuka that asians who've absorbed italian powers are the best lovers and showmen by taking this plumberchef, the italian from before, and any other italian men you can find, casting the shitty stromboli poops spell on all of them, then use them to put on an amazing shit-fireworks show for the ceremony

in the end, the shit fireworks spell out UME + ASUKA