Wizard Explorer Quest

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You're this guy. You use American Trump Meme Magic and Storm Magic. You are bad at enchantment. Write-ins only. Just post what you want the main character to do/say at any time.)

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Previous Episodes:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=wizard+explorer

>Knock on the door politely.

>>1303128
Use the secret meme knock

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>>1303453
("Haha nice try you octo-FREAK! But I'm not falling for it no no no! I'm not even gonna THINK about touching that door! Yeah that's right I KNOW you're listening to my thoughts well take this: blah blah blah bibby bobby wibby wooby 12345678910 herpa derpa HAHAHAHA")

>>1303595
Knock 9 times proving you don't have eight appendages

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>>1303471

"What the!? THE SECRET MEME KNOCK! I'm saved!"

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"Get in quickly! Before the evil brainwaves get inside my domain! Quick! quick!"

>>1303645
He opened the door. Now get on the floor and let everyone walk the dinosaur.

>>1303645
Do as the man says. He seems sane

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>>1303704
"Are you CRAZY!? What are you doing walking around outside! Don't you know there's a dangerous jellyfish-man loose!? He is everywhere even my dreams! You're not the squid-man in disguise are you? You better not be"

>>1303871
>"I killed him on the way in."

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>>1303898
"I killed him on the way in."

"LIAR I can still feel this horrible mojo permeating through the atmosphere! Besides, I can sense your mana, and the octopus headed man is CLEARLY much more powerful than you!"

>>1303954
>"Yeah sure, whatever m8. That's your prerogative to believe. Anyways, you know anything about some skeletal goons showing up?"

>"If not, how about some fancy panshy ruins nearby?"

>>1303954
Shhhhh, don't blow my cover mate. They have ears everywhere

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>>1303971

"Yeah sure, whatever m8. That's your prerogative to believe. Anyways, you know anything about some skeletal goons showing up?

If not, how about some fancy panshy ruins nearby?"

"The 'skeleton goons' are OBVIOUSLY the work of the Squid! The day that Squid-face attacked me in the old ruins was the SAME DAY that the skeleton attacks started! He must be sending the skeletons to catch me and bring me back to him!

The ruined fortress is just 100 yaggers to the east, but you don't want to go there! 'He' is probably still lurking there."

>>1304047
Then we must strike as one brother. Come, join me as my vice president and bring down this cruel octogonal foe

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>>1304027
"Shhhhh, don't blow my cover mate. They have ears everywhere"

"Sorry friend, my GREAT BATTLE with the psycopathic cephalopod has left my mind a little bit scattered"

>>1304082
You have fared better than most comrade. We must restore this nation to the glorious squid free country it once was.

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>>1304063
>>1304118

"You have fared better than most comrade. We must restore this nation to the glorious squid free country it once was!
Come, join me as my vice president and bring down this cruel octogonal foe"

Roll a d100 to convince The Geomancer to join you. You need a 51 or higher to succeed.

>>1304152
Activate art of the deal

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1304152

>>1304168
Holy shit. I fucked up so hard.

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>>1304168
"No way I'm going anywhere near that guy again! Maybe if I wait long enough he'll just go away! Yeah! No more bad dreams just me and my rocks!"

>>1304168
>lowest possible roll
>He becomes our political opponent

>>1304212
I'm stick by you until you help me kill it, partner.

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>>1304219
"I'm stick by you until you help me kill it, partner."

"Oh yeah? Well I'll just turn myself into a statue for an abitrary amount of time! Good luck out-waiting a rock! HAHA! brilliant! brilliant! brilliant! Statue"

>>1304240
what's that lighting up?

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>>1304414

Looks like a brick made out of the same stone as the rest of the wall but it has some variation of the Light spell affecting it. There's one the left of each door in the room.

>>1304449
Press it

>>1304449
study that rock

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>>1304550
>>1304565

You study the magic behind the rock. It's an Illuminate Stone spell, the spell has been made permanent (a skill you don't possess.) It is also has a Contingency spell affecting it that will cast Geokinesis when the stone is pressed.

You decide to press it to see what will happen.

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A secret compartment opens up in the stone beneath the light.

It contains a spell book, three mana potions, and some sort of helmet.

>>1306188
>Ask the old man if he minds if we take this stuff.

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>>1306217

"Mind if I take this stuff old man?"

>>1306292
If he says no, punch him and steal it

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"Who are you calling old!? And no way you can't take my stuff! What kind of guy walks into random peoples' houses and just TAKES stuff! AUGH brain waves! Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Whew..."

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>>1306357
You sure you want to do that? Seems kinda mean.

>>1306376
May I look at it?

>>1306376
Draw some protective memes on the house.

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>>1306866

You cast Meme of Protection conjuring up an immunity cat on the wall protecting the area from evil.

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>>1306861

"May I look at it?"

"Oh man the nasty brain waves have stopped. Thanks! The ones that were *outside* my head anyway...
You want to look at my Tome of Earth? Only if I can read your spell book too."

>>1307008
>"Sure ting mate, however, you must swear on the river Styx that you won't use it for nefarious deeds. And this means that public opinion deems it to be significantly un-nefarious.

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>>1307294

"Sure thing mate, however, you must swear on the river Styx that you won't use it for nefarious deeds. And this means that public opinion deems it to be significantly un-nefarious"

"I swear on the River of Styx (whatever that is) that I won't use this arcane knowledge for nefariousness."

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"Here! The Tome of Earth"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHecCiA4uQ8

Thanks for participating everyone. A shame I only got 6 unique IDs this time round but I'll be continuing the quest next week.

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(This episodes lewd image)

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If there's anyone still out there: I can't run this weekend. I'll continue the quest next week.