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/qst/ Adventure Thing, part 14 2017-03-23 05:27:34 Post No. 1295350
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Oh shit nigger it's a /qst/ adventure thing. That I'm pretty sure I saw someone did before and I'm ripping them off but I can't remember the name so I can't credit them. Yea.
6 persons form an adventuring party in a nondescript generic fantasy land. Each with their own colour code for my convinience: Green, Blue, Yellow, Red, Orange and Purple
Each character needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit. And the party only needs 4 active members. The rest are part of the Backup Reserve Formation.
Just give yourself a name with the character's team color to identify which person you belong to. Ex: Yellow Faggot"
The party's current quest is to traverse the Obvious Evil Tower to Rescue the Princess. Currently they're following a prisoner they've rescued from the dungeon through the third floor.
Oh and the prisoner used his magics to reduced everyone in the tower, including the party, to 1 HP, making every battle a sudden death match.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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>>1295350
nice stats.
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>>1295350
aw shit Voor is gonna help level us up boy
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>>1295355
Yes. Now everbody's equal
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>>1295373
Shit, so we're doing it tonight. Wish you'd start these when I'm not going to bed.
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>>1295377
Timezones are our greatest enemy
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ready fill the any role for unstable period of time, yet to assign myself to red cause not sure if bitching manlet wannabes will show up
>>1295373
aside of dice god
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>>1295379
Well I'll be here for a little bit, let's get going?
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>>1295379
nuts to you perfect for me
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>>1295383
Yes. let's get going. Oh look a door.
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>>1295386
open it
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>>1295390
It's noon where I live right now.
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>>1295390
west US
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>>1295390
>>1295394
So who's opening it
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>>1295401
voors
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>>1295401
Open it together
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1295405
Very well. Everyone active roll 1d6
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1295412
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1295412
mah arm
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1295412
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>>1295413
>>1295414
>>1295420
The door opens. And a bucket drops down. Thankfully nobody was hurt.
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>>1295424
Nice, let's check out what's in the room.
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>>1295424
what a scary weapon
loot bucket.
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>>1295429
You find 3 chests
>>1295435
Bucket acquired
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>>1295442
I say we each, me Yellow and Red open a chest each. I choose the one on the right to open.
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>>1295445
mid
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1295457
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>>1295461
Welp. Then you get the left chest.
Now everybody roll 1d6. Your result determines the loot level
6: Sweet loor
4-5: Okay loot
2-3: Meh loot
1: A trap
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1295465
Ravioli ravioli give me some good motherfucking loot
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1295465
aw man, my previous 6 didn't count for this?
freaking greenskins
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1295465
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>>1295470
You found: Golem Control Modules - for the left hand
>>1295477
You found: bag of weed
>>1295468
You found: a bomb
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>>1295465
Oh hey, it's up. Voor still have our stats suppressed?
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>>1295479
Put bomb back in chest and close it.
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>>1295479
Oh fuck, a bomb. Someone get that shit outta here!
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>>1295479which hand we are missing again?
Equip Golem control modules on hand or loot it if hand is not available and RUN THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS ROOM
also, what does it do
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>>1295480
See: the OP
>>1295483
Closed the chest
>>1295484
>get that shit outta here!
Chester Opens the chest
>>1295487
>which hand we are missing again?
Which hand do you see reaching the chest
> what does it do
Pilots golems
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>>1295489
Close the chest again
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>>1295489I love and hate you, OP
maybe image was mirrored or something, it was worth a try.
looting golem control module
and run the fuck away from this room already
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>>1295489
close the chest you boob!
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>>1295492
>>1295493
Chest is closed. But Chester's weak and feeble snekarms are unable to move it
>>1295495
>I love and hate you, OP
It's cool. I love and hate myself too
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>>1295500
Leave the room.
See you guys in 8 hours.
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>>1295500
help snek toss chest out the window
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>>1295504
Betty leaves the room. And went to sleep
>>1295506
Your weak and feeble orc arms couldn't left the chest
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>>1295510
then run! shit nigga!
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>>1295510
Since this chest is asking for a flat strength check, ask Voor to get this boxed bomb outta here.
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>>1295510tempted to close the door while being outside to grab all the glory for himself
I won't do that tho.
But we are outside the room, right OP?
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>>1295518
your hat looks like you have a purple poop sitting on your head
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>>1295515
"Lmao what's this box for"
>>1295519
BNo you're still inside
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>>1295529
toss it out man!
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>>1295529
Why am I inside?
is getting away from the chest with bomb that hard?
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>>1295534
go Packers!
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>>1295533
>>1295534
"Aight. box disposed off....whatabout its contents doe"
>>1295535
Yes
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>>1295542
go a head and toss that out too
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>>1295542
bomb confirmed to be named Mark
it's a big ball of weed, smoke it, Voor
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>>1295542
That's supposed to be in the armoury, not the secret stash. Just toss it aside like with the box.And let step back, since it seems the weed's lowering his intelligence.
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>>1295544
>>1295548
"Oh well okayyyyy-->>1295546 It's a ball o weed?! Sweet! Dudes. come on, let's share"
He then wraps his arm around you three and pulls you closer to the bomb
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>>1295550
...Fuck, uh, spit venom on the fuse to defuse it? It's the only idea I have, and there's no way of getting out of his grips.
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>>1295550
ahhhh no man Voors please don't kill us man! get rid of the bombo!
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1295550
I'm not smoking person
thanks to our manlet height we escape arm and run the fuck away
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>>1295553
Oh no your venom has a terrible reaction to the fire. It made it burns faster
>>1295554
"lmao what's a bombo"
>>1295555
Your weak and feeble manlet body could not escape his mighty grip
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>>1295560
can we rocket punch Voor in the crotch so he'll free us via reactionary arm movement?
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>>1295560
blow it out
there I said it!
please get rid of this bomb!
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>>1295560
A 'bombo' is like, the /bad/ kind of weed, as in the weed that does more harm than good. Can you please get rid of it. Please?
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>>1295564
"Yeah okay. Just messing with ya"
>>1295563
Your weak feeble manlet punch could not damage his mighty crotch
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>>1295573
<weeps>
oh Voor we are at your mercy now!
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>>1295573
get hand back before Voor noticed hostile action
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>>1295573
Well, since the bomb's now defused, double check if there's any more chests in the secret stash.
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>>1295575
>>1295576
"wut"
>>1295577
Roll 1d6 to see how many chests you find
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>>1295581
you ok there buddy?
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1295581
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>>1295584
"I'm totes okay my man. I'm the okayest. I'm okayer than okay. I'm beyond the okay. I'm...okayyyy"
>>1295586
You found 1 chest tucked in a corner.
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>>1295587
Since I haven't opened a chest yet, I'll head over to check on it.
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>>1295587
Leave Voor be, search for princess
and left arm
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>>1295587
h3y I have been wondering, if you you been captured does your brother have more runes to fight against your power?
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>>1295594
"Very possibly yes maybe definitely probably"
>>1295593
Armok steps outta the room to go look for princess. And a left arm.
>>1295590
Yep. It's a chest.
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>>1295602
Might as well open the chest, since the other three did so.
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>>1295602
well shit you think we could get our hands on those runes so we can get our stats back?
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>>1295605
"Yeah. But dunno where he keeps it though. Could be the next floor. Or the next-next floor. Or at the top floor in his chambers. how should I knowwww"
>>1295604
Roll 1d6
6: Sweet loot
5: Okay loot
3-4: a trap
1-2: mimic
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>>1295602
be reaaal careful
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>>1295609
I need to roll for it or I can just keep carefully exploring?
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1295611
I'll try
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>>1295609
well let's be on the look out for runes then on our way forward. Also does your ability affect our equipment as well?
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1295614
Roll 1d6 for exploran
6: Oh hey a door
5: Oh hey a sack
3-4: Oh shit a patrol
2: Oh shit a trap
1: oh shit a hole in the floor
>>1295615
Oh fuck it's a mimic. IT'S GONNA EAT YOU
Roll 1d6 against my roll to escape
>>1295616
"yeaaaa"
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1295618
oh fug
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1295618
>exploring
>aka scouting
what can POSSIBLY go wrong
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>>1295619
snake, more like snack, am I right guys
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>>1295622
I worry more about you, since you tend to wonder off too much.
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1295620
Oh hey a door
>>1295619
NOBODY HAS WON YET. ROLL AGAIN
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1295625
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, HELP
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1295627
save roll
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>>1295625
politely knock the door
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>>1295629
yes but in the past your track record has been very poor.
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>>1295627
>>1295631
>>1295636
Roll 1d6
6: Nobody in the room
5: Somebody's in the room
3-4: Hostile peoples in the room
2: Hostile peoples in the room and your knocking alerted hostile peoples outside the room
1: The door falls on you
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>>1295645
I actually expected fallen door.
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>>1295643
Alright, I take it that the mimic's angry. Do they have souls or something like that, so that Voor can deal with them?
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>>1295645
we should handle one stupid thing at a time. Can Armok come back and help us with mimic
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>>1295645
"Oh shit, a midget"
"An intruder midget"
"Let's try to murder him with our weakened bodies"
>>1295649
"Yeah probably" - masked dude
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>>1295653
hey Armok bring them here
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>>1295653
Well he's all yours, since it seems like we have to go save Armok from a bunch of guards.
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Rolled 5, 1, 5 = 11 (3d6)
>>1295659
No you already alerted them. Giving them the first move.
So now roll 1d6 aginst 3 guards trying to stab you
>>1295656
"k"
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>>1295661
With the mimic out of the way, let hurry up and save Armok!
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1295661
and here I was all polite and everything.
also shouldn't my completely metal body be unaffected by mere stabs?
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>>1295661
ask Voor for help on the 3 gaurds attacking Armok, and go help Armok our selves.
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>>1295664
oh well
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>>1295664
Armok is now KO'd
>also shouldn't my completely metal body be unaffected by mere stabs?
If that was the case, RED would ahve been invincible in all battles since then. But it isn't the case.
>>1295663
>>1295665
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>>1295670
umm Kick
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>>1295670
Aw shit. Clankie, if you have a AoE attack, can you do it on the guards over there? I have to wave Soren at Armok for a sec to revive him.
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>>1295670
>If that was the case, RED would ahve been invincible in all battles since then. But it isn't the case.
would be nice
oh well
good luck
not even commemorative picture this time probably
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>>1295673
yeah my kick let's not waste our med packs yet
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>>1295674
you just K O ed
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>>1295677
I don't have much faith in dice god andOPallowing me to life
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>>1295674
M8. it's only a sword in your forehead. Just a simple blessing from the bug paladin will fix you up just fine.
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Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d6)
>>1295671
"OH SHIT A FOOT"
Roll 1d6
>>1295673
Chester slaps Armok using the sleeping bug paladin. It seems to ahve no effects yet
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>>1295679
that's my only fleshy part we talk about here
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1295681
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>>1295687
don't you have poison spit that is an aoe? still would work in this case
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>>1295687
rude
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>>1295688
Oh yeah. I'll give that a shot.
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1295684
You managed to kick one to death.
The others will retaliate. Roll 1d6 for defense
>>1295687
Roll 1d6
>>1295689
You also roll 1d6
If REDs gets higher then the sword will not cause more harm when it's pulled out by an untrained surgeon
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1295692
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1295692
Dices of the Dead
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>>1295681
RATTLE RATTLE
FLAME ON - scare them away
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1295692
Dices of the not-Dead
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Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d6)
>>1295693
CLACKIE IS KO'D
>>1295696
Suddenly the wall decoration springs to (un)life
Roll 1d6
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1295705
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>>1295708
GREAT!
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>>1295705
damn it where is blue when you need him?
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1295708
"EY FUCK YOU SKELETON"
"EAT A ROCK"
Roll 1d6 for defense
In other news the sword has been removed from Armok safely
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Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6)
>>1295714
I will defend, but if I win, I'll Counter with my lemongun - because it's a blaster, and if I remember correctly, the last blaster we had did that.
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>>1295714
With the sword removed, try using Soren on Armok again, and hope holy magic can revive what is basically a machine.
Also get ready to revive Clankie, as well.
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>>1295716
"OH FUCK A LEMON"
You countered and killed one guard. There's one guard left
>>1295718
Roll 1d6
6: It works
3-4: It doesn't work
1-2: You accidentally slapped Armok so hard he dies
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1295725
VERY
CAREFULLY
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>>1295726
THE UNKNOWN NUMBER!
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>>1295726
You accidentally shoved Soren's finger into Armok's head vagina.
It didn't do anything.
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>>1295730
at least we didn't merge into violet robo-bug
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>>1295730
AH HECK
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>>1295730
Aw damn it. Why can't this bug wake up? We need his revival skills to save these guys.
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1295735
"Uh hey. Snakedude. Im going to stab you now, k?"
Roll 1d6 for defense
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1295736
I rather not have you do that, thank you.
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>>1295739
Well I guess that's a counter.
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>>1295739
"Oh no i am countered"
And so all the guards in this room are slain
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>>1295741
I'm carrying the KO'd people
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>>1295741
we should wait for blue to wake up before you revive us. So be cautious and be on the look out for runes guys.
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>>1295741
Might as well check for loot, hopefully some gud stuff. Also Red, maybe alt to Soren for the time being? He has the ability to revive, while Armok doesn't really have any special powers.
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>>1295743
>runes guys.
oh do we know the identity of our foe then?
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>>1295742
Careful now. Soren has his finger stuck in Armok's head. Too much wigling around could cause brain damage
>>1295744
Roll 1d6 to look fer loot
5-6: Oh sweet, a chest
3-4: Half eaten food
1-2: Big fat load of nothing
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>>1295744
>Also Red, maybe alt to Soren for the time being?
as soon I'll switch I'll need to revive characters and what - switch back?
that's no fun and too blatant exploiting which is not fun
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>>1295745
it's Voors brother and he has those things protecting him, so we need some of our own just to fight him.
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>>1295747
no, you'd revive yellow and Keep playing as blue, being credit to the Team.
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1295750
This time, with a actual dice roll.
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>>1295752
this is actually the smartest choice he's done since playing this game.
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>>1295752
ask yellow or somethin
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>>1295751
Oh look a chest
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>>1295755
Only if Op is cool with me hopping on blue only to revive myself and to hop back, if not then I'm SOL.
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>>1295757
Why would you be a slice of life
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>>1295762
>That ship sailed Long ago, Dick.
never forget
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>>1295762
what? I'm not saying your idea was a bad one, it's just red ranger is a bad choice to take over for blue. Him decided not to is the smartest move.
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The chest stares at you
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>>1295765
no we arent, we like magical orc girl, Mecha Orc, Shonen Orc, Horror Orc. Slice of life sucks ass.
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>>1295768
>Slice of life sucks ass.
I don't like you anymore
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>>1295769
It's the Orc life or no life.
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>>1295766
open the chest
Voor
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>>1295768
And here, after having their secret love discovered, the orc goes tsundere in order to 'hate' the thing they love. Isn't nature wonderful?
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>>1295765
>Might as well open this one as well, I guess.
Roll 1d6 to open chest
6: Sweet loot
5: Okay loot
3-4: meh loot
1-2: a trap
> They'll just hallucinate that they are in one when they're knocked out.
"oh clackie-kun. You\'re gonna be late for school! Here. Shove this toast in your mouth and run to class"
>>1295768
Suuuure you do
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>>1295774
oh no I'm gonna be late!
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1295774At least it isn't nothing, we're getting something out of this, one way or another.
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>>1295775
OH SHIT A TRUCK
>>1295776
Oh hey. A piece of toast
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>>1295777
...Toast is anime, right? Try waving it in front of Clankie's face, see if that revives him or something.
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>>1295777
push kid put of the way of the truck! there is no kid?! then why am I standing infont of a truck!?
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>>1295778
wave wave
Wellt aht didn't work
>>1295779
And so Clackie-kun gets hit by the truck and is put into a coma
The rest of the series is about accepting death
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>>1295783
op can I switch to blue revive myself and switch back?
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>>1295784
YOu can switch to blue. Revive Clackie. But not switch back.
That'd be an exploit
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>>1295783
depending on the internet connection, I might be here now.
No promises though
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>>1295785
figures
sorry gang can you guys continue looking for runes, I will leave it up to you guys to revive me with med kit.
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>>1295787
Calfort makes no promises
>>1295788
"I can use a revive on one of the KO'd" said the Masketta Man to the rest of the party
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>>1295783
seeing as how I don't wanna kill red, I will leave him in the care of the alive (albeit weirdly motionless) blues and leave down the stairs with yellow on my shoulders. That is, as long as purple doesn't have a different better plan.
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>>1295789
well I know Yellow really wants to get back up, but red has a finger in his head. If we don't revive him he might be dead.
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>>1295791
Since that rhymed, go for reviving Armok first.
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>>1295791
don't forget he is also robot, his brain could be in his butt for all we know.
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>>1295793
First of all, stop stealing what I say.
And secondly, OP said that his brain is in his head, so it's not in his ass.
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>>1295794
also you destroyed the stair case down, there are a lot of bad guys going back down.
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Ey niggas the best team color is here
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>>1295795
I'm not I'm just pointing out what was already said.
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>>1295797
true. we might have to get rope.
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>>1295800
there might be a secret stair case down.
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>>1295794
>>1295791
"Alrighty then"
Having removed Soren's finger from Armok's forehead. The masked man shoved the suppository into Armok, reviving him
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>>1295798
go blue and revive us!
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>>1295803
RED'S BACK BABY
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>>1295803
Shove a revival pill up Clackie's asshole
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>>1295798
if you make a new char, you will start with a revival kit.
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>>1295809
no use your revive spell
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>>1295809
Revival pill has been shoved up Clackie's asshole
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>>1295814
damn you op
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>>1295814
Dammit
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>>1295814
is there more chests, OP?
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>>1295817
is there rope?
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>>1295814
Almighty damn it. We only got like one left. Let only use it when Soren goes down to save him, alright?
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>>1295818
Probably. in a different room.
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>>1295820
I think we have 2, Voor just used one of his.
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>>1295821
Better continue on, then. How many threads are left until the other party reaches the princess first?
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>>1295822
Roll 1d6 for exploran
6: Oh hey a door
5: Oh hey a sack
3-4: Oh shit a patrol
2: Oh shit a trap
1: oh shit a hole in the floor
>>1295826
2.
This one is one of them
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1295827
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>>1295829
Oh shit a rope
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1295831
save him
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>>1295831
Grab Armok before he can step on the rope
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1295833
>>1295834
Those who ahve not rolled. Roll 1d6
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1295835
It's just a rope, it isn't that bad.
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1295835
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>>1295835
No harm done
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>>1295839
take off bandit mask
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>>1295839
now, look at what the rope leads to
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1295840
"nuuoooohhhhh" - mask
Roll 1d6 to take off mask
>>1295841
A secret door
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>>1295842
no point in rolling
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>>1295842
so, if we pull on the rope, the secret door will open?
let's not pull that rope
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>>1295842
Since it's a trap, that door has a 99% chance of having bad shit behind it. Let continue now to see if we can find a way upstairs.
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>>1295842
I bet that door opens a cage of monsters, Voor you should lead the way.
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>>1295843
Once again the mask stays on
>>1295844
>>1295845
Yes. Let's not do it
>>1295846
"Lead the way forward or lead the way into the secret door"
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>>1295847
well are there any secret doors that gives us a way to your cell and back here again with no problem??
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>>1295847
We gotta get to dat princess nigga hurry up we ain't got only until two threads until some other chumps gone and take our princess
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>>1295848
"If there were I would have used them to escape a long time ago"
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>>1295853
you were sealed by a rune I figured you couldn't move
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>>1295853
any ways lead us forward then while Armok uses his dwarf treasure sense to find us some runes.
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Going to head for a moment, to get something to eat. Chester'll go back to sleep for a nap in that time.
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>>1295854
>>1295855
"Yes, let's move on"
>>1295857
Roll 1d6 for exploran
6: Oh hey 2 doors
5: Oh hey a door
4: Oh hey a sack
2-3: Oh shit a patrol
1: oh shit a hole in the floor
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>>1295858
Look for a teal prisoner
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1295858
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>>1295860
Oh hey a door
>>1295859
Roll 1d6 to look for a teal prisoner
1-6: No Teals
7: A teal
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>>1295862
open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1295862
Cmon bruh
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>>1295863
do so
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>>1295864
can't waste thread on character creation dawg
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>>1295863
Roll 1d6 to open the door
5-6: Door opens
2-4: Floor collapses
1: A dinosaur appears
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>>1295867
It'd take me 1 pic to say the shit, Tim's creation took 1 pic too
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1295868
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>>1295870
How hard is it to even open a door, m8.
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1295870
The floor was weak.
Anybody active, roll 1d6 to escape the abyss
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1295873
aw shit nigga
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1295873
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1295873
Oh shit.
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1295873
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1295876
Oh shit indeed.
Now roll 1d6 to see if you get KO'd falling down or not
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>>1295878
well, I think chester is gone from the party, OP
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1295878
catch?
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1295878
Aw FUCK.
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>>1295878
I jump after Chester, Clackie will jump after me and Armok will catch Clackie's leg so we can form a chain of people to pull Chester out
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>>1295880
>>1295881
It's cool, the orc got him.
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>>1295884
alright, pull him up
we'll open the normally now
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>>1295884
see anything useful chester?
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>>1295886
Can't see much Clankie, my life flashed before my eyes.
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>>1295887
Roll 1d6 to try and open the door
4-5: You managed to open the door
1-3: You fall down the hole
6: The door falls down and makes a bridge over the hole
>>1295888
It was full of sweaty men giving you "training"
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1295890
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1295890
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>>1295890
Didn't want to put those men to shame by throwing my life away. Anyway, I guess I can let the others open the door.
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>>1295891
>>1295892
You managed to jump over the hole and entered the room.
The others wait outside
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1295890
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>>1295894
Look at what lies inside the room with my special bug paladin eyes
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>>1295894
what's inside the room?
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>>1295896
>>1295897
Roll 1d6 to find out what's inside this room
1: A punch
2-3: Nothing
4-5: Some loot
6: Treasure
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1295898
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1295898
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>>1295898
It seems to be clear, so Chester'll join them on the other side.
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1295898
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>>1295900
Soren found a bag of gold
>>1295899
Armok found a gem
>>1295901
Roll 1d6 to try and jump to the other side
4-5: You managed to pass over the hole
1-3: You fall down the hole
6: The door falls down and makes a bridge over the hole
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>>1295903
Keep the gold away from Chester so he doesn't spend it all on training molestation again
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1295903
here goes
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1295903
Oi, that gold is for everyone, including me!
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>>1295903
wow, look at that
but we need to find the fucking princess
keep exploring
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>>1295906
You get 0 gold to spend from now on Mr. Snekman, until you're clear from your training addiction
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1295905
>>1295906
The door falls down to make a bridge. Right after Clackie fell into the hole
Clackie roll 1d6 to see if your fall was fatal or not
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>>1295910
Oh.
OH NO
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1295910
fatal? common op
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>>1295909
It, it isn't a addiction! I can stop when I want to!
But we might need to save Clankie, given how he fell down the hole. 'Bros before hoes', I think that saying goes.
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>>1295912
And so Clackie has been moved to the second floor.
Nobody tried to catch him
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>>1295914
Well, there was a door in the way. But since he's down there, maybe he could head outside so that he could catch us once we get the princess?
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>>1295914
shit umm head back to the cell that held our mask friend, post haste!
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>>1295914
Maybe Clackie discovers a teal clad prisoner while he's down there
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>>1295916
Yes. But there's also the amtter of the 25 guards waiting for you from the last thread
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>>1295920
um yeah, that's why I say post haste! meaning run you glorious orc RUN!
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>>1295920
Quick guys, form a chain to reach the lower floor and grab Clackie!
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>>1295922
also call for Voors help!
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>>1295923
And set ourselves back? I'm sure we can just toss Voors down to help Clankie. After all, it's only like, 25 guards? He'll get +25 to spend on his stats fighting them.
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>>1295928
after I saved you from your fall and mimic death.
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Rolled 2, 3, 4, 6, 2, 2, 4, 4, 6, 1, 6, 5, 4, 1, 1, 3, 4, 5, 3, 5, 2, 2, 3, 6, 5 = 89 (25d6)
>>1295922
Roll 1d6 to see if they catch you
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1295932
fuck me
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>>1295936
If we try to rescue the princess without Voorheas we'll get fucked, its only 3 of us up here atm
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>>1295936
this is true, but now I got 7 of the 25 on my ass, if Op let's tie rolls go to me.
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>>1295932
Also why does that one guy in the upper right corner look different than the rest of them?
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>>1295936
"Sure"
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>>1295937
I know, but we can wait as he deals with the guards down there, and then try to help him back up here.
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>>1295942
oh thank you Voors.
Since I'm down here guys should I get the rune from Voors cell?
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>>1295946
Might as well. But make sure to get the one that disables the 'equalising' aura that he has, and not the one that outright weakens him. Don't want to piss off our overpowered friend.
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>>1295946
"Come, Orc Monk, let us get you back upstairs"
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>>1295950
ok quickly go with voors to get rune from his old cell see if it protects from his equalizing debuff.
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>>1295950
...w-well, uh, considering the plan I have in my head, it's best if you two kept closer to the lower floor, and see if distance between us and you affects our stats.
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>>1295952
"Go back to my cell? What for?"
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>>1295956
to get that Rune, will that Rune keep me from your equalizer or will it weaken you?
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>>
>>1295957
"Both"
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>>1295960
shit... how far away do you have to be for it to have no effect on you?
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>>1295961
"About 1 floor. That thing nullifies my powers for an entire floor of this tower. Anybody that's on the same floor as it will not be affected by my aura"
>>1295962
"That last time I met him, most of his stats were close to 20"
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>>1295964
How about abandon quest and just go back to town
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>>1295964
how much of your stats would you lose?
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>>1295965
no way we came way too far to give up now.
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>>1295965
Soren proposes abandoning the quest
>>1295966
"Everything I've gained so far drops back down to 8 and I lose the life draining and weakening powers"
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>>1295968
These quests are too tough, we need to level up like 10 times before we can do them
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>>1295968
besides ditching the quest guys I suggest we move on with out the rune. we stand no chance against a guy who has 20 stats. Let's head back up Voors.
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>>1295965
If we were over in the monster hills, I would've sided with that. But since we're already deep within the towers, dealing with bad guys. Might as well get the quest done.
>>1295968
Well, is that loss of stats permanent? If not, we should get the rune anyway, so that you can fight your bro, as we carry the rune to deal with whoever is guarding the princess and the thing on top of the tower.
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>>1295968
blue are confirmed for wusses
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>>1295970
"I mean, your quest is only to rescue the princess. It isn't required for you to deal with my brother. I can just fight him while you escape with her"
>>1295971
"Ot's very likely that being the Boss of this Tower. He's the one guarding her"
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>>1295975
Ask god if there's a teal prisoner somewhere in the tower
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>>1295975
Well I suggest we keep going an grab the princess.
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>>1295978
"Nah"
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>>1295980
Could you spawn one here god, pls? Pretty pls? You're the best god, I know you are! You'd do it for one of your favourite pallies?
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>>1295975
I know, but unless we also deal with the beacon thing on top of the tower, we'll have to take the long way down. But if everyone thinks the rune isn't worth it, then I'm fine continuing onwards.
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>>1295982
I'm the only one who doesn't think it's worth it, what does every one else think?
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>>1295981
"I know you're actually a Teal player. Potato"
>>1295982
"I could just destroy the zappy thing for you" - Masketta Man
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>>1295984
Yea god, I'm feeling weird inside someone else's head, so could you spawn a teal guy? I'll owe you one
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>>1295984
let's do that, he's our friend now. We can trust him.
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>>1295984
But given your brother's stats, it would be more effective if you dealt with him, and we dealt with the zappy thing. At least, that's my opinion on it.
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1295986
Hmmm
6: God Spawns a Teal guy
2-5: God spawns a Teal guy but he can't be controlled until next thread
1: God spawns a corpse wearing Teal clothing
>>1295988
"Well I could move the fight with him to the roof where the thing is"
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1295991
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>>1295991
I suppose that works, and as that's being done, we would free the princess and whoever's still in the tower?
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>>1295991
it's ok let's continue up then. Get the princess and get out of here.
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>>1295993
>>1295997
AS CLACKIE AND THE MASKED MAN MOVES TOWARDS THE 3RD FLOOR AGAIN. THEY COME ACCROSS A DOOR
"Hey look Clackie, another cell. Should we investigate"
>>1295996
"Yes, that'd be the plan"
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>>1295998
I guess, you think you can open the door?
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>>1295998
Even if I can't control the guy can I atleast specify what he is?
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>>1295998
>inb4 it's princess
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>>1296006
The princess has already been established many times to be at the top of the tower. Get with the program.
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>>1296005
Inside the cell is Clackie's father, the old orc wizard named Brackie Chan, with the powers of necromancy
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>>1296008
it'sanotherprincess
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>>1296009
We already have a teal orc, be more creative, or at least, humour us by having it be a princess. We have yet to have a female member on our team, or if the pirate manlet was on, we didn't have one for a while now.
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>>1296005
Will u please do it?
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>>1296009
"Oh hey there's an old orc dude in here. He appears to be in some kind of coma"
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>>1296013
Orcs are cool so fug you
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>>1296016
well let him out, let's drag him along with us.
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>>1296018
this is your father!
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>>1296022
I don't know that yet....
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>>1296018
"You know this guy looks really similiar to you for some reason....And i'm not saying that due to racism"
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>>1296026
eh I got a common face.
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>>1296026
Check his nametag, all wizards wear one after all
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>>1296030
"Well this is a strange tag"
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>>1296032
welp he's no family of mine, now I'm sure!
Anyways let's catch up with the others.
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>>1296032
Well, we'll be waiting for you up here, with whoever you're bringing up as well.
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>>1296032
Hey Brackie's taste isn't that bad
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>>1296032
If that teal guy is clackies father, the Skeleton reappears with renewed Internet!
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>>1296034
"Right,let's climb up. I'll bring this dude up first"
>>1296036
Think about it. Why would an orc pursue a career in magic and not physical prowess if not for his anti-orcish philosophies
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>>1296039
Move the door out of the way, so that it isn't in the way.
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>>1296039
it just doesn't make any sense. Any ways Voors I never asked you for your real name, what is it? Feel bad I keep calling you something else.
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>>1296039
Brackie was born physically weak and his family rediculed him, so he went and trained as a necromancer to feel edgy and powerful. Then he fugged some orc chick and had Clackie
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>>1296042
While I get that you wanted to make a new character to play as, devaluing Clankie by making his father a traitor to orcish philosophies isn't a very good thing, to be honest.
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>>1296041
Well, uh you see its...
>>1296042
Actually he became a necromancer so he'd have skeleton friends who aren't complete weeaboos. But you got the other parts right.
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>>1296044
I like Earl
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>>1296044
It's the reason why Clackie disowned Brackie years ago, being disappointed in his dad's non-weebiness. Also Prince Gawin would fit I guess since his brother is royalty
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>>1296044
Earl Hobbie it is
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>>1296044
The guy looks like Jason Voorhees, and his family basically disowned him, so I'm sure Voorheas would work for his name.
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>>1296046
he doesn't even know Brackie.
I vote that thanks to brackei all the orcs sent Clackie to a place where he coul be the least dissapointment a monk monetary and have no knowledge of his shitty dad.
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>>1296046
I mean shitty to orc standards
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>>1296045
>>1296046
>>1296047
>>1296048
"Ah yes. The time in the prison may have hobbled my memories. But I remember now, yes. I was named Gawin. And I was also an Earl thanks to my noble family. Earl Gawin.....But since i've been practically disowned, my name and title is pretty much meaningless. So you can keep calling me Voorheas if you want"
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>>1296050
Clackie's mom sent him to the monastery so he wouldn't become a disgusting shitty orc like his dad so he never knew him
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>>1296052
Well, do you have any ideas where a giant swole werewolf mom might be held in this tower? I'm sure Betty would want her to be safe.
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>>1296052
alright Hobbie
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>>1296057
Your mom is the great warrior leader of the orc tribes of the north. Brackie managed to seduce her so it was just a one-night thing between your mom and dad.
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>>1296058
good thing she didn't turn out to be a human.... or worse.
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>>1296058
the orc tribes of the NORTH? Aren't those the one renowned for the weebness of their male offspring, which is why they get cast out frequently and orcs from other tribes are often needed for procreation?
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>>1296060
yes, which is why there are so few and how dad got lucky it would seem.
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>>1296060
Exactly
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>>1296054
"Probably somewhere near the top where the stronger of the guards could keep an eye on her. Why? Was there one captured recently?"
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>>1296064
yeah our first attempt to get in was a failure and we lost a comrade and Betty's mom before we got to you.
So lead the way buddy. We need to get to the princess and fast!
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>>1296064
Just, please don't take her soul if you're thinking about it, there's like hundreds of mooks that you can take the souls of instead.
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>>1296065
Oh hey look a fork in the road
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>>1296070
Paladin sneak towards the armory
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>>1296070
armory for spare hands.
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>>1296070
uh oh, armor..... we go armor
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>>1296070
Go to the 'Armor' place, since everyone wants to go there. Might get ourselves some more stuff to pawn back at town.
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>>1296070
Calford will follow quite a way behind, if it turns out that the armor way is dangerous we can swoop in from outside the danger
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>>1296077
I could try and scare em away guys.
It's a Chance thing
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>>1296077
Hey Gawin, think you could take them all sneakily?
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>>1296078
Go for it. If that doesn't work, Voorheas could come in and clear them out. He needs the stats to fight his brother, anyway.
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>>1296077
we can take them we have 4 aoes here guys
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>>1296082
well I'll do the surprise round if thats okay.
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>>1296083
certainly
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Rolled 4, 2, 2, 1, 1 = 10 (5d6)
>>1296078
"Oh shit what"
Roll 1d6
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1296086
FLAME ON
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>>1296087
I have my catchphrases, don't I
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>>1296087
"Fuck this"
"My weakened mind and body can't deal with this shit"
"I'm out"
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>>1296090
woo free stuff
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>>1296090
Sweet. Those're double doors, so there bound to be some better stuff behind them.
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>>1296090
loot sweet loot
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>>1296093
OR A DANGEROUSLY LETHAL TRAP.
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>>1296097
stop stalling you fairy!
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>>1296097
even those mirrored 'c's are running away, their eyes wide open in fear.
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>>1296097
A dangerously lethal "trap"?
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>>1296098
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>1296100
That could be the princess! Calfort can go first, being the one who managed to scare away the guards.
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>>1296105
I, as the one least likely to benefit from the armoury, will not enter it until it has been deemed safe. From my perspective, we could go up the stairs now.
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>>1296103
fuuuuck I'll open it.
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>>1296109
Are ye sure?
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>>1296111
Run up to it and open it very carefully while analyzing the insides
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>>1296115
Roll 1d6 for results
6: Door opens
4-5: Door stuck
2-3: Oh my god Soren a bomb!
1: The door falls on you
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1296119
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>>1296120
Hey Voors you mind busting it down?
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>>1296120
>>1296122
My god. It cannot be!
It's locked.
[muttered obscenities intensifies]
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>>1296123
okay, I'll look for a spare key under the welcome mat, under potted plants and in any nooks.
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>>1296123
Just because it's locked, doesn't mean it's unaccessable. Try breaking it down with a kick or something.
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>>1296123
Borrow one of Calfort's small earbones and try to pick the lock with it
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>>1296126
I guess you can have the hammer bone.
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1296124
Roll 1d6 to find the key
1-3: nope
4-6: yes
>>1296125
SNEKMAN LEG VS DOOR.
Roll 1d6
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1296129
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1296129
I'll search for the key too
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1296129
HERE WE GO
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>>1296133
Just helping my skelebro out
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>>1296131
Oh hey there it is
>>1296135
Chest broke his leg against the door and passed out.
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>>1296139
open it big guy!
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>>1296139
well I open the door and if there's no apperent danger inside, throw the snekman in hilariously
If there is - FLAME ON and spooky OOBAGOOBADOOBA noises
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>>1296139
*Muffled hiss for a medic*
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>>1296139
Heal the poor bastard's leg
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>>1296142
Roll 1d6 to get results
4-6: Something's inside
1-3: nothing's inside
>>1296143
>>1296145
Soren revived Chester
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1296146
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>>1296148
bummer
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>>1296148
Cheers, and bummer.
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>>1296148
Welp. Looks like the armory has been emptied. Yep. Nothing's inside. You better leave. And not look for any secret compartments. Cuz they aren't here, yup.
>>1296151
5 more battles
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>>1296152
search for secret compartments
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>>1296154
Can't you read. There's no such things here.
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>>1296152
Use bug paladin eyes to search the room
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>>1296154
This dood just doesn't play by the rules
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>>1296155
you lie
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>>1296155
activate slightly faded box
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>>1296155
Don't fool me, I can see a hidden compartment on the far wall, a bit up from the ground on the right.
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>>1296161
No I don't, adventurers. Leave this room for there is nothing for you inside.
>>1296160
>>1296162
>>1296163
I ahve no idea what you're talking about
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>>1296165
activate mystery box right now fairy!
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>>1296165
Now it outright became a mystery box. Open it up!
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>>1296165
okay then I'll get out of here. I'll wait in front of the door in case the others decide to do continue our quest
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>>1296166
>>1296168
C'mon, this giant skeleton >>1296169 has the right idea. Follow his example and become paragons of adventurings
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>>1296170
The mystery box darkening suggests otherwise, fairy.
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>>1296170
mystery box now fairy
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>>1296171
Fine geez.
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>>1296175
what's inside?
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>>1296177
Well I dunno. how about you nerds pick one player to open it.
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1296180
Opening
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Oh and I gotta go for about 30 minutes.
be back soon
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>>1296187
well I won't be here then in all likelyhood, just a heads up
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>>1296184
damnit
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>>1296190
I gotchu bro
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Alright I'm back.What'd I miss
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1296219
nuthin but this roll
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>>1296219
I bought Nier Automata
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>>1296219
Inaction, mainly. So what's behind the mystery box?
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>>1296222
Hrrmm yes. You found a button inside the hidden compartment
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>>1296228
press it
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>>1296228
Oh shit an express elevator to the top floor? Handy
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>>1296229
Now you , and only you. Roll 1d6 to see what did it reveal:
6: Sweet loot
5: Meh loot
4: Nothing
3: A bomb
2: A little girl
1: A little "girl"
7: Express elevator to the top floor
8: Secret to immortality
9: Giant Robot
10: Gianter robot
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1296237
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>>1296237
Little girl(male)?
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>>1296240
Congrats. A secret door opens , revealing a secret room..that's also empty,
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>>1296243
BUT IS IT ACTUALLY
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>>1296243
Fuck the armory let's head back to the stairs
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>>1296243
Hold on, maybe the button requires another push?
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>>1296244
Yes it is
>>1296246
No it doesn't
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>>1296249
>Yes it is
Interrogate the fairy
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>>1296249
go up stairs
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>>1296249
Button can be multi-purpose, and can be pressed multiple times.
Hell, it might shut the door on that fairy in the small secret room.
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>>1296251
What fairy
>>1296253
What stairs
>>1296254
No it won't don't press it again
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>>1296255
push button again
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>>1296255
you know what you bastard!
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>>1296255
Jeez fine press it again so we can get something done
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>>1296255
Search for stairs.
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>>1296256
But you're too short to reach. Perhaps you should let someone who is not a manlet >>1296258 push it.
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>>1296263
ROCKET PUNCH THE BUTTON
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>>1296266
Now you , and only you. Roll 1d6 to see what did it reveal:
4: Nothing
3: A bomb
2: A little girl
1: A little "girl"
5: Giant Golem
6: Gianter Golem
7: Express elevator to the top floor
8: Secret to immortality
9: Your left arm
100: Richard's clone
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1296268
ROCKETTO BUTTON PUUUUUUUUUUUSH
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>>1296269
oh shit
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>>1296272
what's the problem? its stats are the same as yours.
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>>1296268
OP can we please somehow use our cool golem control device without left hand?
pretty please?
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>>1296269
Another door opens. Revealing a giant mechanical construct. Even bigger than Calfort.
But it's deactivated. Sure wish there was something to control it with yeeep. Too bad yours is for the left hand and yoou don't even have a left arm though. Oh well. Let's leave it here and move on.
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>>1296274
I wasn't complaining, I was more surprised that I was correct about the button, and he got a big-ass golem to use because of it.
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>>1296275
Use it 4 punch self in face
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>>1296278
Can I give someone else my golem control thing then? and have that person ride golem?
I'm willing to do that.
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>>1296278
But Tim gave Armok a new hand you doof
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1296278
Search for stairs leading to the top floor.
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>>1296278
Wait wait wait, anybody else with a left hand can control the golem, right?
>>
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>>1296284
It got cut off in the battle where Tim died. The whole arm too.
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>>1296285
>>1296285
Yes. This nigaa got the right idea. Let's head to the stairs instead.
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>>1296297
go with betty
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>>1296292
i will try and affix the piece of toast to his shoulder.
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>>1296301
oh no. That thing in RPGs and games where it forces team amtes to go with eachother is affecting you. You're being pulled awayyyyy from the sweet giant goleeemmmm
>>1296300
Oh and Calfort put the pieace of toast on your shoulder.
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>>1296304
also I doubt vehicles affected stat wise
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>>1296306
>Oh and Calfort put the pieace of toast on your shoulder.
hell yea
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1296306
Wake up Brackie from coma
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>>1296306
Butter the midget's toast to make him feel better.
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>>1296306
Quick, give to power glove thing to Chester, see if he can use it to bring it with us!
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>>1296306
>oh no. That thing in RPGs and games where it forces team amtes to go with eachother is affecting you. You're being pulled awayyyyy from the sweet giant goleeemmmm
[LOUD SCREAMING]
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE
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>>1296310
This is going places, I can feel it.
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>>1296309
"wuh?"
BRACKIE WAKES UP
But without voices in his head, he went back into a coma.
>>1296310
>>1296312
Too bad
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1296314
ROCKETTO PUCNH ORANGE
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOUR GENES YOU PIECE OF CRAP
INITIATE FIGHT IS NEEDED
I WANNA KO THIS BITCH
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>>1296314
I am one with Brackie
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>>1296314
...I guess that giant mecha is a Chekhov-type one. Might as well head up with the party, in that case.
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>>1296314
going up the stairs
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1296317
Guess I have to knock the midget unconscious.
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1296317
I XYLOPHONE HIM CALM AGAIN
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>>1296323
[LOUD SCREAMING]
YOU'VE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME
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>>1296317
Okay, Armok. You have two options:
A. Calm yourself. Retract fist and wait for another time
B. Get hit in the face then becoming inconcious
>>1296323
Should have went with A
>>1296320
Haha no. God deems Brackie unplayable until next thread.
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>>1296329
I choose Abecause it lets me to keep the grudge and unleash it when it least expected
I'm very calm, real real calm
One V-fin, two V-fin, Three V-fin...
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>>1296329
Well, since we're heading up, might as well ask about Betty's mom to him. Understand where she came from, and how she shagged a dragon.
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>>1296329
Alright let's head upstairs. We'll revive the midget after this quest is done or something.
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>>1296329
Ey god, I'm real happy for you nigga, and Imma let you do ya thing, but Brackie is one of the best player characters of today, of all time!
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>>1296331
No chance faget. You're already KO'd
>>1296332
>>1296332
>>1296333
Chester asks Betty a rather personal qquestion
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>>1296337
ARMOK WILL REMEMBER THIS YOU LIZARDBITCH
no offence to purple
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>>1296339
Halflizard
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>>1296337
Well you see, my parents happened to be raiding a village at the same time. They started talking, got together, and the rest is history.
And by history I mean they fucked and I was born.
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>>1296340
move forward with the story
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>>1296340
well after dragons "experiments", everything is "half"lizard
These genes need to be ERADICATED
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>>1296341
Well, thinking about it, wouldn't she be able to train him up? Like, Chester got his stats boosted thanks to training with a fellow Duellist, same for Soren with the Paladins back in town. Since Betty's mom is a werewolf, and he's a werewolf, he could boost his stats via training with her.
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>>1296341
Intredastng>>1296347
>>
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>>1296350
And your mom.
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>>1296351
haha, your mom!
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>>1296350
Yes. And now the party face theiir next challenge.
Walking up the stairs
Withouth tripping
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curses orange to trip
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1296355
It's a good thing I can just fly above the stairs.
Hopefully nothing is in my flight path.
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>>1296355
Getting up stairs in a comatose state is easy
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>>1296355
I just walk up normally.
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>>1296355
Our most difficult task yet.
Thankfully, I managed to carry the entire party on my back without tripping, so stairs shouldn't be too hard. Soren should stay at the bottom just in case anyone does trip, however.
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Rolled 5, 4, 1 = 10 (3d6)
>>1296357
>>1296360
>>1296361
Roll 1d6 Green and Purple. Oh and remember since Brackie is being carried. You tripping also means killing him.
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>>1296363
Pls, Brackie wake up and don't fall down
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1296363
It's worth a shot.
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>>1296363
I'm literally just walking up stairs.
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>>1296365
Forgot the namefaggory, sorry.
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>>1296363
Welp. Turns out Betty flew too hard and hit his head on the ceiling. Knocking himself out
>>1296365
Chester walks up normally
>>1296366
If you don't roll I'll have to consider that a zero. Also you're carrying Brackie.
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1296369
a zero should still work, as I'm literally just walking up stairs.
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>>1296369
walk normally
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1296369
BRACKIEEE
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>>1296369
Well shit. Hopefully blue can bring me back.
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>>1296369
>Welp. Turns out Betty flew too hard and hit his head on the ceiling. Knocking himself out
MWHAHAHAHA
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1296368
Calfort slipped on the tiny steps. Rolling back down and crashed against the floor, breaking into many bones.
Calfort, being a skeleton, has a chance to reform himself if he now rolls 1d6
4-6: Reformed
1-3: KO'd
Oh and his fall killed Brackie, whom he was carrying.
>>1296374
Blue is asleep right now
>>1296377
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>>1296378
Rly nigga?
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1296378
oh no
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>>1296379
Hey you should go back to blue and help us out. Especially since brackie is dead.
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>>1296377
>>1296378
Then Clackie slips too and bumped his head on the floor. KO'ing himself.
>>1296379
Yes. Rly.
>>1296380
Calfort reforms hilmself
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>>1296382
oh yay.
I'll be off for a while again
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>>1296382
That's pretty bs
>>
>>1296382
can you revive blue?
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1296382
Attempt to revive myself.
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>>1296382
Considering how effective these stairs are at defeating intruders, I wonder why Voorheas' brother even employ guards to, well, guard. Copy the design of the stairs, repeat them for every floor, and then only the most lucky, or the most fated of people can reach the top.
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>>1296383
And then Calfort immediately goes into Sleep mode
>>1296384
That's whatchu get for trying to create a new character in enemy territory.
>>1296385
BLue's asleep
>>1296386
Betty dreams of Reviving himself. While being KO'd.
>>1296388
"Probably because of my aura causing most people to lose advance motor controls of their legs. Anyway, you guys still ahve some revives right? I could use them on the KO'd ones" - Voorheas
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>>1296391
So what happens to teal now?
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>>1296393
Be on reserves until Jet Ree comes back
>>
>>1296393
In the meantime can you go back to blue and revive us?
>>
>>1296394
So there's now way to ress Brackie?
>>
I blame dragons
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>>1296391
Give them some more shots at getting up the stairs. When they're all unconscious, then I guess you can just carry them upstairs and maybe use a revive on Soren. He has the ability to revive us, so we should save the revives for him, and only use them on others in dire circumstances.
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>>1296396
Dunno. Maybe bring him to church.
Or find another necromancer.
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>>1296398
he's just asleep he isn't ko.
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>>1296399
Teal never controlling Brackie and losing a character slot from it is pretty bs too
>>
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>>1296398
"Eh. I think it's best if I carry them up first. So what now, snekman who is the only one not knocked out or asleep, who should we revive first?"
>>1296402
Hey. The condition was Brackie will be playable in the next thread
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>>1296405
Well I haven't controlled Brackie so the condition wasn't broken
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>>1296406
I know. But you should have stayed Soren to compensate any mistakes. If you were controlling Soren, you could ahve caught Brackie.
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>>1296405
Since they have the closest bond, I guess we can revive Betty so that he can help us get his mother back. Of course, it is preferable if Soren wakes up to not waste the limited supply of revives.
>>
I'm done for tonight.
thanks for bread OP
gl to others aside of orange
fuck orange
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>>1296408
That wasn't stated anywhere! Killing Brackie by stairs is bs!
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>>1296411
I don't get the hate but alright.
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>>1296409
"Alrighty then"
Betty has been revived
>>1296412
People have been killed with less in my adventures
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>>1296405
INITIATE VOICEINDASKULL.EXE
BOOTING UP...
SKELETON OPERATIONAL, READY TO RATTLE
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>>1296416
True.. But he didn't even get a chance! At least Tim went out with a bang in glory. Aight I'll be blue until a real blue guy comes on, if you'd reconsider Brackie's death
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>>1296416
Thanks Vorhees. Think you can carry us up the stairs?
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1296418
>>1296420
Well let's consult the dice then
1-3: Nigga dead
4-6: Nigga KO'd
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1296424
Well nigga dead. Brackie is gone forever, yep. No way ta bring him back now. Yup.
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>>1296416
Thanks for doing that, doc. It's another pic for the collection of revives.
>>1296420
Well, OP said multiple times that there wasn't going to be a new party member while everyone was in the tower. It's more your fault for whining for one than his.
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>>1296424
No dice, I know you've got it in your heart... To love again, to forget all this and start anew
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>>1296420
just make a different Character with same shit but slightly different name and make him clackie's dad.
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>>1296433
hell call him Brackie Chan II
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>>1296430
Yeah it was impatience on my part. It was shiet not having a guy to control
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>>1296433
He can't. Orc and Wizard will now be locked up, so he'll have to think of something else.
>>
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>>1296423
"Yeah sure, when we come accross the next one"
>>1296433
Teal is outta character slots
>>1296431
> To love again, to forget all this and start anew
All I'm getting from this is "Kill everyone and start a new adventure"
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>>1296440
Well that'd be kinda okay too. This has been your longest running thing, hasn't it?
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>>1296440
don't kill everyone! I love clackie and I've kept with this.
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>>1296440
Onwards friends, we're running low on time.
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>>1296447
>Return
I'm KO'ed and need revive, need blue to revive.
>>
>>
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>>1296450
Civ thing is only 9 parts
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>>1296446
Yeah sure
>>1296445
Not even close. Kingslayer and Villain Adventure 1 and 2 all ran for 25-ish threads. And Kingslayer was for a whole week nonstop.
What I'm saying is, read the archives, wink wink nudge nudge
>>1296449
>What happens if a colour runs out of it's three characters? Would a new colour take its' place?
Hah. No. What happens is that color is removed forever and nothing will take its place
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>>1296458
Oh yeah, Villain Quest has 28 parts, dayum
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>>1296463
can you revive clackie now or....
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>>1296452
I think he is including the normal quest-like thing right after the Civ thing, since the former was set around the people of the latter.
Since that was during the time that the King was around, does that mean that Kobold Goddess and Dragon Messiah are about?
>>
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>>1296458
Also, since Brackie wasn't technically played from what I can tell, can we (and I mean be we, not Potato) at least be able to make one last teal character? Brackie didn't last even a single thread.
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>>1296468
Yes
>>1296469
Clackie has been revived. He has lost his hat.
Oh and for your other question:
"lol no he ded"
like totally dead
"super dead"
As dead as Richard's dignity
>>1296476
Even if I allow that, IF. Big if. HUUUGE IF. You'll still have to wait until this tower is cleared
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>>1296483
aw why I lose my hat?
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>>1296483
Does anyone else need reviving?
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>>1296486
Armok but he's useless right now any ways
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>>1296485
It fell off when you rolled down the stairs
But not your mask though, ohohoho
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>>1296483
Alright. That is why I excluded Potato out of the 'we', since he doesn't want to play characters that are inactive, generally teaching him a lesson to not be greedy.
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>>1296483
Considering Brackie was an NPC it's only fair
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>>1296490
oh well, it was a good hat, hope it finds a new loving master.
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>>1296489
Keep him unconscious. He's not here anyways.
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>>1296496
ok well Blue revive Armok as well incase we get a red again
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"Right, so...We should get going"
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>>1296506
yeah ok
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>>1296506
YEAH LET'S FUCKING GO ALREADY
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>>1296506
Of course. What floor is this one, anyway?
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>>1296510
By that, I mean what is this floor used for. The number of this floor is also useful, for the record.
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>>1296507
>>1296508
>>1296510
"We're on the 4th floor. Our target is right above, on the 5th floor. Careful now, as we get closer, there will be more traps. Luckily the guards will be easy to deal with."
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>>1296516
lead the way Voor
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>>1296516
Sneeky Skelly
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>>1296516
I'm guessing that is because the guards set off the traps themselves. Also, what're your current stats, so we can know ahead of time?
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>>1296516
Be sneaky with skelly.
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>>1296516
Start devising a plan to resurrect Brackie while following mask guy
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>>1296519
"No. It's because all the guards have their stats at zero. While I have mine at
14 STR
14 DEX
13 INT
13 CHA
14 END"
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>>1296529
no wonder you are such a smooth talker.
Any ways what's this gem do that we picked up can I equip it?
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>>1296529
Cast rezz on orc wizard corpse
>>
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>>1296532
"Well from what I can gather, it's just a normal gem. Won't do you any good in battle but proabbly make you look nicer or fetch a nice price"
>>1296535
Are you sure you wanna do this m8. Remember what kinda wizard he is
>>1296537
"Sure, thanks"
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>>1296539
reviving the orc wizard will just turn him into dust.
any ways follow voors some more.
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>>1296539
...Oh, yeah. Check our inventory, to understand what we have on us right now.
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>>1296539
Knowing you OP you'd prolly just turn his body to ash if I tried to rezz him so yes, I won't do that. I'll wait until we get to town and search for a necromancer to rezz him
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>>1296539
Lead the way Vorhees, we've got you covered. Figuratively.
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>>1296544
The stuff represents all the misc items and loot you collected
>>1296545
Good. now you're actually kinda sorta learning
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>>1296549
Equip 1 pair of clean undies.
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>>1296549
continue following our guide.
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>>1296549
It's impossible to fully understand the creature known as OP, you can only begin to guess what happens in this bizarre organism's head
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>>1296549
>20 Gold
>20
>Gold
...W-well, might as well continue onwards, I guess.
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>>1296560
Don't think about using it for more of your training.
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>>1296552
Equipped
>>1296553
"Wait. I can see some doors"
>>1296554
>>1296560
Calm your fetish
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>>1296561
we should put a magic seal on our coin purse to where only the majority of group decides to spend stuff.
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>>1296566
Use sense evil to check if theres anything bad on the other side of the doors
>>
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>>1296570
"Oh yeah totally"
"But we also got dem goooooollllldddd"
>>1296574
"Treasures and traps."
>Do we even have a coin purse
Yes. The party has one magical shared coin purse. And like their magical shared item stash. This is never shown onscreen
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>>1296577
Fuck treasure, we need to get to the fifth floor
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>>1296574
I prefer a system where we vote and the majority dictates our expenses
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>>1296579
"oooh but we got like 100 gold in hereee"
"Think of all the things you could buy"
"All the training you could getttt"
>>
>>
>>1296582
I trust Vorhees to get us to the top without getting us killed.
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>>1296583
I would advise against it, it's been trap after trap after trap.
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>>1296582
follow Voor
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>>1296587
Yet the only thing that done the most damage to the party, were STAIRS.
That, and Voorheas still need some extra stats, just enough so that he can have a chance at winning a roll against his brother.
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>>1296593
Doesnt his aura power affect his brother too?
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>>1296583
"No...notice how it's the doors themselves are talking. It's obvious. These doors are mimics"
"Noooo. do not listen to the crazy masked man"
"He's off his rocker!"
"Come and enter this room with your delicious fleshy bodies"
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>>1296599
not if his brother has runes
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>>1296600
Breathe fire on both doors. Let's see what happens.
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>>1296600
you should drain them Voors or we could kill them
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>>1296600
HAH, I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR THESE NAUGHTY DOOR MIMICS.
TAKE THESE LEMONS, BITCHES
Calfort shoots lemons at the doors. The doors seem to be particulairly weak to yellow citruses, considering the last door i hit with a lemon exploded
>>
>>1296600
...Well, spit some venom at the doors, and see how they react. In any case, if they are indeed mimics, then the extra stats from killing them would be worth it.
>>
Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d6)
>>1296604
>>1296608
"Ah fack"
Orange and Green roll 1d6
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1296612
Don't forget purple!
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1296612
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1296612
Bada-bing
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>>1296615
"DDAAAAAMMMNNNN YOUUUUUUU"
>>1296620
"Oh fuck a lemon"
And so the mimics died.
Oh and Chester and Clackie helped to I guess. Not really.
>>
>>1296624
Loot them and the stuff they were guarding
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>>1296624
moving on
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>>1296624
I propose we make this a combination attack. My fire combined with the lemons. I call it, The Cave Johnson.
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>>1296624
Loot the mimics.
I harvest their teeth and attach them to my fists.
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>>1296624
In addition to looting their teeths and the likes, see if there was anything behind them. If there wasn't, ponder on where their internal organs must've been.
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>>1296625
Oh look. Two sacks of gold. Each containing 50 coins.
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>>1296633
noice, we be making soooooo much money
>>
>>1296633
Use paladin powers on gold so the majority of the party has to agree on what the gold is being spent on
>>
>>1296633
Nice. Now let's get going and save the princess.
>>
>>1296633
...I'll, uh, take one of the sacks. Best to keep the important loot divided between us.
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>>1296639
oh no you dont
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>>1296633
Use skele-nose to sniff the gold and see if it is cursed.
Never trust OP just giving out so much cash.
Also i still do that thing with their teeth, to get spiky knuckles
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>>1296636
The gold stash has been blessed. Now the purse will only open on a majority vote
>>
>>1296644
moving on
>>
>>1296645
Yes. Let us continue
>>
>>1296648
are we there yet?
>>
>>1296648
YEEEEAAAHHH
Lets go now.
>>
>>1296648
Fast forward until we and mask guy are facing his bro
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>>1296650
Haha, no. Now you face the only door in the corridor.
"Oh there're definitely danger behind this one"
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>>1296653
can you beat it, I'm scurrd
>>
>>
>>1296653
Have Voarhees assess the situation
>>
>>1296653
Alright Vorhees show us what you got.
>>
>>1296653
Get into fighting stance.
Load lemon shooter.
Camera zooms in on Calfort's face.
”Let's roll.”
>>
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>>1296664
Skeletons are immune to fire, Calfort can carry us across
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>>1296664
Any way to get through unharmed?
>>
>>1296664
how do we get past that?!
>>
>>1296664
Does that even count as a 'trap'? Spikes are only harmful when someone falls on the tip of it. Got any ideas on how to cross it or get around it, Voorheas?
>>
>>1296667
But he could trip on the spikes
>>1296669
"Very carefully"
>>1296671
"Well it isn't so much a trap and more of a lethal obstacle course"
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>>1296674
Hmm...
Begin investigation process.
Look around for secret passages or hidden pressure plates.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1296674
And this is the only way through?
Perception check to see if there's an off switch for the room.
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>>1296674
Or Betty could fly across and lay down a rope for us to crawl on
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>>1296674
Well, here's another question: How does your brother, and basically every guard, get around this lethal course of uncreative design? There must surely be a means to either cross it safely, or go around it.
>>
>>1296674
follow Voors every step.
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>>1296679
"Indeed. Let's follow >>1296675 and >>1296677 to look for a secret switch of some kind"
Betty sniffed out a switch.
Everybody else roll 1d6 to find your own switch
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1296685
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1296685
Well, alright.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1296685
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>>1296685
Oh yeah forgot to mention, just get >=3 to find one
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1296685
>>
>>1296689
>=3
Is that supposed to be an lion emote?
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>>1296691
>=3
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>>1296691
>>1296691
Yes. You're supposed to get lions. But none of you got any lions, I'm sorry.
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>>1296696
Character creation should allow beasts selectable as races so we could have an awesome lion sidekick
>>
>>1296699So why didn't you check for mystery boxes in the character creation, instead of pushing out half-baked wizards who ended up dying.
>>
>>1296698
Nothing because you didn't roll any lions
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>>1296704
Because you touch yourself at night
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1296706
Well there's a lion right there. I'll roll to roll the lion.
>>
>>1296708
me too
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>>1296708
That's called sleeptraining, and it isn't what you think.
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1296709
>>1296709
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1296715
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1296715
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>
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>>1296724
>that eye
Does purple can jaundice? Except instead of yellow it's purple?
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>>1296724
is it we aren't doing it enough?
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>>1296724
Wait, how did you even get in here. The passage downstairs is blocked off and guarded, and trying to get in via breaching in on another floor would result in getting zapped by the zappy thingy on top of the tower.
This must mean that you're breaking the 'justifiable arrival' law!
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>>1296724
I ain't got no dick tho
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>>1296731
"We're a one note joke, we don't have to make sense"
"Yeah"
>>1296728
"No. In fact this snekman is doing toooo much.....and doesn't admit it, hiding behind it being "training". We're arresting him for deception"
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>>1296739
Can you make teal a lion sidekick character while you're here?
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>>1296739
can you let him off the hook this one time officers? he is a snek after all.
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>>1296739
Guys let's get a move on, we're running out of time. The room is safe now since we found the switches.
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>>1296739
But lemme ask a question...
How did you guys get so buff?
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>>1296739
Even then, it is legit training! One can't have someone slacking behind, and there's nothing wrong with a strong snake. I'm sure the person who told you might be pulling a prank call.
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>>1296741
"Yes"
"But that doesn't mean we're giving it to you"
>>1296745
"By touching ourselves at night"
>>1296744
Yes but have you pressed them?
>>1296746
"AND WHO WOULD DARE DO SUCH A THING?"
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>>1296747
Could you give it to us if I ask really nicely? You seem nice guys and all.
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>>1296747
Ah, how could I have forgotten.
Press the switch I found earlier.
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>>1296747
Now that's some extensive training you must be doing every night...
Wait a second...
YOU GUYS ARE TRAINING TOO!
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>>1296747
I dunno, someone who is very focused on one thing, and is constantly trying to get that thing, in spite of ruining that thing before. I kinda know that also applies to me, but I mean something that even the OP disapproves of.
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>>1296748
"Hmmm...sure...well--"
"SIR, WE NEED TO INVESTIGATE THIS PRANK CALLER"
"MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT. QUICK HOP ON THE TEAL LION"
"TEAL LION, AWAYYYYY"
>>1296750
"Yes, but we're not denying that we're also masturbating"
This has been another episode of "Touching Yourself At Night" Cops
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>>1296753
Godspeed, teal lion, may you find your way to us eventually. Salute while shedding a tear
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>>1296753
...Wait. Hold on. Are they the rival adventurers? We better hurry up if that's the case, and get these buttons pressed.
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>>1296753
Wew, what a ride.
I press the switch i found.
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>>1296753
pressing switch
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>>1296413
you didn't let me pilot golem or anyone else, you full sack of shit dragon genes
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>>1296753
Pressing my switch
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>>1296765
yup
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>>1296765
Yeah.
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>>1296765
SMASH IT
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>>1296765
Sure
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>>1296765
Ya
Good thing I'm wearing clean undies.
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1296777
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1296777
Shiiiet
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1296777
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1296777
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1296777
oh boy
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1296781
catch blue?
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>>1296777
Would i have got my finger chopped if i rolled a 2?
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>>1296789
I'm sure that it's better if Betty goes after him, since he has wings, so he can bring him back up to the party.
Also fuck me, there goes my hand.
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Rolled 5, 1, 1 = 7 (3d6)
>>1296781
Soren activates a trap door and falls. Rol 1d6 to see if you get KO'd or not
>>1296789
>>1296791
Yes
>>1296787
CHester gets his hand chopped off. Roll 1d6 to see if you pass out from the pain.
Also you can no longer dual wield
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1296796
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1296796
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Rolled 2, 6, 4 = 12 (3d6)
>>1296796
Oh hey Clackie caught him.
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>>1296802
Thanks Clackie. Walk up to Chester, put his hand to his stump and heal it back together
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>>1296797
Soren heal Chester pls
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1296796
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>1296810
gg wp let's go now
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>>1296810
AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaalright, thanks doc. Let see if the buttons did anything for the passage.
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>>1296810
forward let's go
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>>1296811
>>1296812
>>1296813
The room is now safe. You can now continue...
TO BE CONTINUED
GAme save, yadda yadd, bye bye, yadda yadd
Updates:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1296817
Nice one, gud bred.
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>>1296817
wait!
Unequip mask!
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>>1296817
>>1296819
Indeed, we got shit done, got extra cash to spend on shit, and Chester got away with 'training' at night. All we have to do next is rescue the princess and werewolf mom, fight the brother, call over Betty's dragon dad, bid Voorheas fairwell, and head back to town. That can be in a single thread... Right?
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>>1296817
Give teammates a high five. Except the unconscious midget.
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>>1296824
lord knows it will be hard
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I gotta say we've had some very above average rolls this thread.
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>>1296833
especially me, I usually get the worst of all the rolls.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1296822
Roll 1d6
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1296841
this is the moment you mask you!
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>>1296843
yaaaaayyyyy
inb4
op puts another mask under it.
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1296843Rolling to help the mask stay on.
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>>1296847
nuuuooooooo
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>>1296825
>>1296843
CLACKIE PULLS THE MASK OFF
>>1296847
But then Chester ties it back on
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>>1296850
awwwww
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>>1296850
put mask on chester
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>>1296850
Kick me in the balls, and I'll do the 'same' to you.
Also since we're celebrating somewhat, pose for the camera to end on a "To Be Continued" card.
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>>1296856
I punched you in the balls and you had it coming
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>>1296858
Well you have more coming than just the mask, and it hurts as much as if you kicked me there.
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>>1296860
I'd do it again for stealing a niggas plus 1
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>>1296862
Do green's lemons become more powerful if I light them on fire?
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>>1296862
Pray for Teal Lion
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>>1296868
My man Teal Lion dindu nuffin and they took him from us like that #respek
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