You are an average anime fan. You are watching your favorite anime, Beavis and Butthead. Your favorite character, Guy Fieri just got betrayed by Timmy Turner. They are about to have a duel to the death. The first move will be anytime now...
Timmy Turner cuts off his own weenie.
roll 2d6
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d6)
Guy Fieri consumes the disembodied weenie