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You are Trent Tuler, a man once sick with his lot in life, now thrust headlong into the Journey of the Crimefighting Vigilante.
Last thread we made chase after a Lich who stole the souls of Trent's two newest employees. The heart-pounding chase was brought to a screeching halt by the appearance of a mysterious cloaked figure. Who is he? Open this thumbnail and find out!
>>126454
He's the person who's not Cheeki Breeki,
Get tracksuit back on and starve out guts Slav gulag style
>>126454
Transform back into plane, then put the crown back on to become BossMan, and also let our assistant out of... us? I guess?
>>126454
Put the boss outfit back on and fire him!
>>126483
>and also let our assistant out of... us? I guess?
It took me a second to decipher what that meant. Liza isn't inside us. She's on The Boss' Private Jet still up in the air. We jumped out out in the Starscream costume to actually catch the Lich's car.
Also, she has the Spider Crown.
>>126454
"I promise, I didn't eat the rest of the bag of cheese puffs, Dad, I swear."
>>126454
So we really need to swipe that mask or something so we can steal his powers of making people shut up, right?
Try to pull his mask off to see if it really is our dad under there
>>126464
Put on tracksuit and confuse him with russian
Prepare for partial excitement and moderate conflict resolution!
>>133607
Think to yourself "man this guy has a thick Scottish accent" and make him self conscious
>>133607
remeber all that absolutely disgusting shit you saw on the chans back in the day, just to fuck with him
>>133607
Lich reaches his arm through a portal behind Confounding Man and takes his soul.
"Yoink!"
>>133607
Hero re-arrests him realizing the woman was inside of the plane when it transformed, killing her.
>>134561
As well as remembering all the fucked up porn you watch nightly
Dropping hot Justice all over your lap.
>>139813
Lich summons his minions: a legion of food-based monsters.
>>139813
Our Hero turns into a jet and flies himself and his new companion into the portal
>>139813
The lich summons lolisniffer and simon
>>139813
Only one way to truly stop a lich, dance off.
>>139813
Is this the part where our assistant parachutes down from the plane with some firearms from the private jet to back us up?
>>140077
I'm gonna need a reference on this one
>>142124
Eh, Simon's the interesting one, just do him.
Pic for ref
>>140077
>>144096
Too late, did both.
I only pray I can do these characters.... Justice?
>>144212
Start a dance off, and put on the crown to become Lord of the Dance
>>144212
Oh fuck you did good, I only said just simon because i couldn't remember which one was lolisniffer.
Rolled 84, 43, 16 = 143 (3d100)
Rolling for sick dance moves for everyone in our party
>>144212
Show them the power of Cheeki Breeki.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqDXlfASMM
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