Lately the news has been getting under your skin. It seems like the world's become flooded with nothing but politics and arguments over political correctness. You used to look to the internet for a moment's reprieve, but even the imageboards you frequent have become not much more than partisan shitposting and stale jokes.
That's why you decided to take a road trip with your friends, John and Sue. You took off from a small town in northern Wisconsin a few hours ago, heading south towards the desert. John's driving and Sue is in the passenger seat, leaving you in the back. Despite the purpose of the trip being to get away from the issues of modern society, those two are caught up in a political debate.
"I'm all for trying to help people out, but the money has to come from somewhere," John says. "I don't think it's right to expect you or me to pay for some guy's liver surgery after he drinks himself half to death."
"That's awful!" Sue says. "People's lives are way more important than saving a few dollars on your taxes!"
"If I had it my way, we wouldn't be paying any taxes at all."
"What about you, Giles?"
Hearing your name, you look away from the window.
"What?" You ask. "Sorry, I wasn't paying attention."
"Do you think people should be paying taxes to help each other out?" Sue asks.
>"Taxation is theft."
>"It's only fair."
>"Can't we talk about something else?"
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>"It's only fair."
"It's only fair," you say. Honestly, you haven't spent a lot of time worrying about taxes. You figure that it seems like a pretty good deal. And, anyway, you want those benefits to be around for you when you need them.
"See? Giles agrees with me," Sue says.
"What happened to bros before hoes?" John says.
"And what's that supposed to mean?" Sue says. John laughs in response.
You look back out the window in time to notice a sign along the highway. Only 40 miles until you get to Chicago.
You've never been to Chicago, but you hear the traffic is hell. That, and the bars stay open pretty late.
"Fourty miles to go," John says. "What do you guys want to do once we get there?"
"Probably just rest up at a hotel," Sue says.
"Bo-ring. We're going to the city, there has to be something to do."
>"We could go bar hopping."
>"It'd be best to just sleep, I'm not a fan of the city noise."
>"There's probably a casino around there somewhere."
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>>1261941
>"We could go bar hopping."
>>1262099
Literally hop from rooftop to rooftop of bars
>>1261941
>>"It'd be best to just sleep, I'm not a fan of the city noise."
>>1261941
Find an Urban Youth to buy drug's from. Pay with Sues body.