Demon Quest

Search nearby for cows

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>>126213
You found a desiccated cow. It may belong to somebody, but it's more likely that is was weak and has been left to die on its own.

Ask the snake where we can get some food.
If snake isn't helpful eat the snake

S U P L E X the snake and eat the cow.

Harvest it's soul.

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>>126243
>>126262
Your heightened imp senses have alerted you to the snake following you and you have suplexed the snake. It tells you the location of a church of former day saints and also a nice cold spring nearby. The cow is impressed by your technique.

Any imp could have done this, suplexes are subject #1 at imp school, but you take the compliment gracefully.

Rape the snake and gain demon points

>>126306
Ride the cow to the spring

Rape the snake while riding the cow to the portal of hell, Tuscon AZ

What is up with this board and raping snakes?
>>102053

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>>126313
>>126319
>>126325
You are now permanently wearing a snakeskin condom. Additionally, you fell asleep on top of the thirsty cow and woke up to find it had led you to that spring you were looking for. The sun didn't go too far down, must've been a power nap.

Enjoy a nice day at the lake. Suntan while sipping a margarita.

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>>126352
It turns out the spring was made of margarita, but it just happens to be turning night. Good thing even your simple magic can keep you afloat here indefinitely. The cow has not strayed, and the snakeskin condom seems to not yet chafe. You can easily fall asleep here and tan tomorrow.

So you do. You spend an entire night, an entire day, and yet another night in the margarita spring. Good thing no one else knows about it. The cow may have died standing up at this point, because it has not moved. The snakeskin condom gives your wingwang +5 defense.

Have the cow drink from the water then make it drink some of your demon blood, making it grow wings

>>126372
The cow started drinking from the margarita spring you've been shedding and shitting into for a day and exclamation marks start appearing around it. Perhaps you should prepare for the aftermath. So says your demonic intuition.

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>>126389

Absorb the cows soul by making it puke it out. Level up your demon power to obtain tiny bat wings

>>126390
Hit the QuickTimeEvent button. Quickly.

>>126398
This leads to S U P P L E X I N G the cow

>>126396
>>126398
You feel your power in the creature, and you hit the button, so to speak.
>>126404
It is better than a suplex. THIS. IS. MINOTAUR.

Congratulations. You leveled up the creature and have gained a vassal. It will listen to your every command. Specialty: suplexes.

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>>126409
PS I am fucking myself as I keep forgetting to attach the image.

Put the snake condom on one of your minotaurs horns to give it +10 DEF

Also use your demon power to posses the minotaur, thus becoming it

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>>126417
Easily done. The minotaur thanks you.

>>126424
Make the Minotaur chill by the Margarita spring.

Go and grind for 6 snakes. This way we get more snek condoms and can upgrade our Minotaur to +70Def

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>>126431
The minotaur flexes in the distance while you are gone, but it greatly appreciates the extra defense and is proud of your conquest over the snakes. Both horns and 4 of its fingers are now fully protected and give it a venom-resistant aura.

The minotaur is not thirsty because it is now fueled by your demonic powers.

You gain 10 EXP.

>>126441
Search for the lord snake of the desert and fight him

>>126441
I was completely sure Minotaurs had hooves. So I counted both horns, left hand, right hand, left leg, right leg and udders.

Grind for even more snakes. Maybe if we get enough snakes we could craft the SNAKE BOOTS. (Speed+Defense), SNAKE GAUNTLETS (Attack Damage+Defense) and maybe we could explore more crafting materials.

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>>126452
>>126458
The minotaur can only flex for so long so he beseeches you to fight the lord snake. You can get multiple full snake sets from it so don't worry.

How do you fight it?

>>126471

Pull on the lord snake's tongue. Pull really really hard.

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>>126503
You finally found a tongue longer than your friend Stan's. You'll have to tell him about it later.

Tell minotuaro to suplex the stretched snake tongue. Let's see where this goes.

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>>126518
He did it! He actually did it! The absolute madman, Bull of the Ball, the China Shop Destroyer, he's done so much damage!

>>126531
If the snake isn't moving around too much right now, you and Minotaur go on either side of the snakes head. You lower your horns, and gore the snake straight in his fucking reptilian eyeballs

>>126541
You and Minotaur, even

>>126531
Karate chop the tongue

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>>126541
>>126550
Minotaur holds the Snake Lord in place while you pierce its eyeball. It is getting weak, you can tell from the hissing. Or it is complaining about how bad the ground tastes. Either way, you are doing your job well. You have gored this Lord's eyeball.

How do you finish it off?

>>133729
Give it the five point exploding heart technique like in kill bill.
After it slithers away seven times it's heart will explode

>>133773
Gimme a minute I gotta google how snake organs work.

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>>133773
Your magics aren't good enough to punch the snake heart in such a majestic way, but the heart is a weak point of the snake's stupid, sexy body.

You seemed to have do enough damage to have it basically dead to rights. And also dead. Its blood is raining on you. How will you absorb its essence and gain its power?

>>133817
Drink its blood. As much of it as you can. Order Minotaur too as well.

Also pocket the heart for later. You're sure it'd taste good cooked on hellfire heated brimstone

>>133817
Offer some of the blood as a sacrifice to the dark gods.

Did we level up?

>>133817
Create a familiar out of the remaining bits by using the cactus as a catalyst for a vessel after we do this >>133832

if for some reason thats out of our range of omnipotent abilities, eat its soul for new abilities

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>>133832
>>133834
>>133837
You have become a fiend! You can now have a name! Your power, and that of your vassals, has increased. You gained a vassal. Minotaur looks ripped like always.

The world is your oyster now. You still want to become a capital D demon, but for now you are happy you have progressed and gained new abilities, which you will have to discover on your own.

Remove the snake lords venom sac and fangs then head to the church

>>133857
Get to know Yung Cactusnake M.D.

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>>133867
>>133877
You have obtained the Snake Lord's heart, fangs, and one venom sac, none of which were necessary to create your little buddy, Yung Snake Esquire, who informs you that he is a minor spirit of liquid descent, and his specialties are grapples, magic, and free throws.

He is very loyal.

Also, Minotaur has an ass.

>>133931
Get snek to hide inside Minotaur's asshole. Safety, and you think Minotaur would like it

>>133931
rape snek for resummonable armor-companion

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>>133937
>>133939
These two ideas conflict. So I'll go with crouching Minotaur, Hiding Snek.

Neato how they both just listened to you without asking questions.

PS: I am going to sleep now, you will arrive at the nearby church of former day saints sometime in the next 24 hours.

>>133956
Go home instead, its been a long day and we still havent introduced our friends to our parents

>>133961
this

>>133961
You'll actually have an easier time getting home from the church. Don't worry.

OP it's been a day and half, we need you.

>>142390
Gimme a little bit more time, I'll be picking this back up within the next couple of hours.

>>142439
That's what my dad said 13 years ago. Im still waiting for him to come back.

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You have arrived at the Church of the Former Day Saints. It seems to disappear in this distance, its length unending. The girth leaves something to be desired.

There is a dumpster on the side of the building. Minotaur is walking funny. You need to use the restroom. The sun will set soon. You miss your parents.

>>143046
Open the Dumpster Chest for loot. Also have our snake absorb that cactus.

Did we got our snake sets to craft a SUPER SNAKE ARMOR for MINOTAUR?

>>143074
snake is familiar. read up senpai

>>143100
I know fampai.

OP mentioned here
>>126471
About snake sets.

We are level two and I'm sure we need a tank just in case something goes wrong. If we go max armor on Minotaur we have a beast that can deal a ton of dmg and receive a ton dmg without major trade offs.

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>>143061
>>143074
>>143100
Snake vassal is still inside Minotaur vassal, and Minotaur gained a snake belt and snake glove from the Snake Lord, raising his stats.

Also, you find a bunch of awful, reject cupcakes and empty bags of various rodent poisons in the TrashCo dumpster.

>>143153
Equip reject cupcakes on Wayne, give snek rodent poisons to increase its attack and debuff proc rate (must have glass cannon). also have snek absorb cactus still.

Can Wayne fuse the Minotuar and Sname familiars together or is hr not proficient enough? Im starting to dig a chimera.

>>143166
Who is Wayne?

>>143166
Also: there are no poisons, bags are empty; Snake is in Minotaur's butt, not coming out for cactus especially since it doesn't really gel with the whole being in a butt thing. Otherwise yeah wait for the fusion thing.

>>143275
Bit having Minotaur as a tank and Snek as a Glass cannon is a perfect strategic plan.

>>143275
We are wayne you dingus, can we equip the cupcakes on our horns? also, just give snek the bags anyway, they have their uses.

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Okay, guys, Snake is currently inside a digestive system of a magical cow-man. Until he comes out, nothing happens to him or with him.

Also, some guy named Wayne shows up, and he seems to taste bad, like he comes pre-seasoned, but with half a cup of garlic powder and some paper bits, the kind with marker on them.

You got that stuff out of the dumpster though, and managed to hop out.

>>143950
Ask Wayne if he would like to be a servant of the dark lord.
Inform Wayne that you are on your way to become one of the underworlds most powerful demons and if he joins your cause now there will be great rewards for him.

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>>144009
Wayne falls over, and seems like he would be interested if he wasn't so poisoned and dying. You try to fill him in on your loose plan of killing and consuming but he is having none of it, given that he's mostly dead.

NOO not Wayne! . . . Ahh well.

Kick Wayne as he dies and tell him this is what he deserves for not being capable of high level vassal fusion (despite the fact we never met him before).

Now it is time to prepare for the flesh bag removal and skeleton reanimation ceremony.
(if all goes well, things are going to get mighty spooky after this)

>>144027
Wear him like a Wayne-Skin Fullbody Condom, Give Minotuar his Wayne-Skin Poncho Condom. Let Snek eat that poptort that oozed out his mouth

>>144027
We can puppet his body from the inside to get into church.

Just sacrifice Wayne's body for maybe a bit of xp, and move on with our lives.

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>>144531
>>146567
You got some Wayne flesh and Wayne bones, and figured you'd Weekend at Bernie's the guy, but you peek into the church and find that it seems relatively, uh, dead inside.

And by that you mean that it is actually filled with dead humans. As far as the eye can see. Speaking of, you see a, from this distance it must be a maniacally large throne, but there's little light so you can't see any details of this throne.

Minotaur is keeping watch outside, and Snake is keeping watch inside of him. Either will change their behavior if asked.

Seems like these humans are of little use to you. Even Wayne only gave you 1 EXP, and these guys seemed more drained than he was.

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Since there's a lull, as you walk down the miles of rotted corpses, you remember all the things that have brought you here, because I dunno, I guess you haven't done that yet.

Anyway you remember your vassals, parents, kills, childhood friends. You almost get teary-eyed. Then you realize your body emits too much heat for that to work, even if you were anatomically like humans.

>>148065
Try and find the source of all the manslaughter inside the church. Also, make a new thread. Autosage has been a thing for a day now.

>>148321
Thanks I totally forgot about that. I'll get your reply first thing in the next thread.

>>148065
Try and recall a mental image of Sonja