A pathetic little thing is controlled by the voices in it's head. The loudest voices always get their way, whether the thing likes it or not.
The only activities that should be done today are leave the house, and buy some items from the nearby village.
What actually happens is left up to the fickle and often demented voices in poor things brain.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>1257744
>find existential fulfillment before death claims you
>Draw a mustache on your face with pink markers
>>1258416
While doing a hand-stand
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>1257744
>Find a job, start a family
>>1257744
MAKE SOME CURRY.
Rolled 7, 6, 8, 8, 7, 10, 2, 6, 7, 3 = 64 (10d10)
>>1257744
be not pathetic