Keemstar Kronicles

>>125753
the fact that I even know who this man is, what he does for a living, and some of the shit he discusses in his videos really depresses me. I wish I could erase that knowledge from my mind and get that time back.

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>>125789
you give yourself time

>>125813
Look out the window, calling people nigger.
He, as you can tell, is a good person.

>>125813
Suck iDubbbz's dick after not being able to make a good comeback to his video

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>>125863

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>>125901
Oops, meant this

>>125909
Tell Tyrone to get roight into the noose

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>>125873
Just then Idubbz arrived and made keem suck his BBC

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>>125915
Keem stopped sucking and went back to the window to tell Tyrone something important

>>125964
Contemplate life greatest question:
What if we didn't get roight into da noose?

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>>125968
Tyrone felt strange, his head aching as he begin to form his very own thought. He asked himself, 'what if I didn't get roiiight into the noose?'

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>>125990
Set out to find answers. We will not be left hanging. geddit?

>>126004
Make a video about it

>>126013
Interview Tyrone on DramaAlert

WIth a new sense of agency Tyrone burst through the window, what happens next?

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>>126031
oops forgot image

>>126031
Ask Keemstar "What if we didn't get roight into the news?" Should he be stumped, ask him to join us on our quest.

>>126034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nfJA3jyQu0
Keemstar uses his signature move on Tyrone and throws him right back out the window

>>126029
impressed with Tyrones agency, keem invited him on drama alert to diss battle leafy

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>>126047
Forgot img again

>>126048
Roast Leafy, telling him that the only reason he's famous is because he had drama with h3h3.

>>126048
Tyrone deletes his youtube channel and kills himself after being harassed by leafy's fanbase

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>>126035
But instead of showing his innate raping skills off and dissing leafy to suicide, tyrone instead asks keem the one question he could never answer

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>>126058
Then due to lack of roasting leafys fans drove tyrone to suicide

>>126065
Keemstar, filled with enlightment, asks Leafy the same question. When Leafy drinks bleach, he decides to look out the window and yell "NIGGER" at the top of his lungs.

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Utterly distrot by Tyrones question and suicide keem did what he has never done before, he left his room to think.
What happens next?

>>126071
The only man who could withstand Keemstar's manipulation killed himself. rip :(

>>126078
Pyrocynical comes by, and Keemstar calls him a furry.

>>126082
Pyro stopped by to see his old friend keem and was greated with the usual 'FURRY'

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>>126093

>>126098
Keemstar, hysterically sobbing, asked Pyro what would happen if he didn't get roight into the news.

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>>126106
Sobbing, keem asked pyro the ultimate question

>>126126
With no one else around to copy, Pyro is forced to repeat exactly what keem just said.

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>>126136
With no one else to copy, pyro simply replied what keem had said

>>126143
Keemstar starts wailing and bitchslaps Pyro.

>>126152
sorry man i need some sleep, will continue with part 2 tomorrow

>>126154
Good night, bro.

>>126154
Keemstar Kronicles nation now over 3 subscribers

>>126143
Brag about doxing an animator for wanting payment, an act that unleashes the rage of Cr1tikal.

>>126154
Now over 4 subscribers

>>126143
>do a stream
>yell at pyro
>repeat "pyrocynical is a 18 year old furry, that goes to furry conventions, and gets fucked in the ass by 40 year old men, in giraffe costumes"

Rolled 859, 43, 596, 123, 214, 135, 138, 995, 73, 829, 784, 680, 993, 318, 393, 568, 165, 55, 358, 621, 849, 670, 650, 844, 214 = 12167 (25d1000)

>>125753
Die

Rolled 143, 982, 869, 953, 669, 841, 458, 788, 230, 751, 255, 323, 962, 808, 223, 265, 608, 934, 741, 983, 119, 131, 687, 239, 168 = 14130 (25d1000)

>>140641
Shite roll

So its too late to call MinnesotaBoy a Niggerx20?

>>141250
Of course not, you fucking nigger.