Welcome to RandomQuest. I'm tired of writing stories that try to make sense. Let's make a quest where anything goes. There doesn't need to be any continuity or logic, so anyone can jump in and make a suggestion.
All I want now is for you to give me a gender, a species and a setting to start the story and then after that, you can do whatever you want.
>Gender
Boyyo
>Species
A hard fockin' leprechaun
>Setting
A gangster setting in the Victorian times with a fantasy elements
>>1253867
>species
basteria
>gender
bacteria are genderless
>setting
some pond somewhere
>>1253867
>Species
A tough looking dwarf
>Gender
Ballerina
>Setting
Dieselpunk in the far future of some magical land after some apocalyspe centuries ago
It begins
>>1253996
Try to evolve.
part 2
>>1254096
cute! call a friend
part 3
>>1254129
Try to become a viral bacteria
A life of crime
>>1254156
kill gelfameere because he forgot your b-day
>>1254169
cannibalize him.
part 5
>>1254197
NOOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, EATING OTHERS VIRUSED BATCERIA MAKES YOU A MULTICELLED BEING
>>1254197
Gelfameere' s eyes gained.
part 6
>>1254243
EAT YOURSELF
NOW
>>1254243
Get married.
part 7
>>1254280
Due to the laws of phisics, we are a christmas hat now.
Go make friends.
>>1254280
welp... that's kinda awkward
find something alive and attach to its brain.
part 8
>>1254334
Find other beings to infect and become a multicellular organism.
>>1254342
this
>>1254334
The idea of christmas begans to expand in the bacteria world like an infection.
First cult to Santa founded.
part 9
>>1254509
Punch fishes.
>>1254536
And then eat them.
>>1254679
And then make a necklace out of their heads.
part 10
>>1255144
Go fight the King of the Pond and claim your throne.
this is so stupid
i love it.if this keeps up, we're gonna become a final boss, mark my words
>>1255144
Tear off the fins and take them for yourself.
>>1255433
Here's all of my prior quests
http://lom678.deviantart.com/gallery/50973296/NotQuesty-s-Quest
http://lom678.deviantart.com/gallery/56318769/AlternateQuest
http://lom678.deviantart.com/gallery/61172531/MoonQuest
http://lom678.deviantart.com/gallery/56511548/ZeldaQuest
http://lom678.deviantart.com/gallery/58540525/SuperMetroidQuest
http://lom678.deviantart.com/gallery/58994337/YumeNikkiQuest
>>1255455
Alright nvm, I'm good. Have fun
>>1255433
this is gonna be a nationbuilder game
there is no stopping us
part 11
>>1255642
>merge with the crown.
>>1255642
Parasite frog and get out of the pond.
>>1255642
Infiltrate fish society and raise a coup against the frog overlord. Claim crown for yourself of course
>>1255642
Masturbate furiously while passionately staring into the King's eyes! Hopefully he'll be disgusted enough to give us the crown without a fight.
part 12
>grab a fish and steal some fins, they might come in handy.
>Try to catch a bird.
>>1256382
Trick a larger animal into eating you, then take them over from the inside.
>>1256382
Suddenly, kidnapped by an UFO
>>1256382
Infect the first human woman you find then evolve into the Viral Empress of The world!
part 13
>>1258911
Fall in love with alien.
>>1258911
Get probed.
Make hybrid viral-human-dog-alien babies that replicate
>>1258911
Shag the alien and use our bodily fluids to possess it.
>>1259135
Your point being?
part 14
>>1259263
Conqueer aliens' homeworld now.
>>1259316
And then eat it.
>>1259263
Have hivemind control over doggo-person-alien spawn and take over the planet
part 15
>>1259886
Command the alien army to take over Earth.
>>1259958
and then the galaxy
part 16
>>1260065
Eat an uninhabited planet.
>>1260065
Fuse wth the planet
>>1260065
Get bored of the galaxy and get back to your pound.
>>1260065
And then the universe
part 17
>>1260378
The fish are back to worship you and you realize that these are your true people
>>1260378
Make boobs bigger
part 18
>>1260485
>Completely assimilate the Human.
>>1260485
Find a suitable mate
>>1260485
Become a youtuber.
>>1260627
What's her genre of expertise?
>>1260656
Stalking.
>>1260656
Jump scare games
>>1260656
nursery rhymes
part 19
>>1261133
Make the booty big too.
>>1261133
Account gets banned and she goes to youtube HQ to get it back
>>1261143
Might as well enhance her boobs further, so that there'll be more RATINGS for her YouTuber gig.
part 20
>>1262076
>(You)toob
good
>>1262076
As supreme overlord of the planet, demand that they change community guildlines for you only.
part 21
>>1263253
Tits McGee.
Note make your boobs and ass bigger and suffocate him in it.
>>1263253
Batt Tirea.
And unless he change his allegiance to her, he'll be run over by the viral-human-dog-aliens.
>>1263253
Are we still Gohnflop?
Have an existential crisis.
>>1263255
I kept trying to make her ass bigger but it kept looking like shit. If I ever do any side views, I'll make it huge
My name is Wanda Uganda. Give me back my videos or I will beat you to death with a squeaky hammer.
>>1263281
So much this
part 22
Take over (You)Toob and create a media empire.
>>1263319
And then, change that media empire into a fish food factory.
Fishes get so much to eat that evolve in the main species of earth in just 3 hours.
>>1263317
Eat the building, become YouTube.
>>1263326
Instead, eat down on the dead youtuber, and use his mass to thicken her thighs.
>>1263317
I tire of this form, reabsorb all that you have infected and evolve past the obsolete systems of gender and consumption. begin your quest into the evolutionary path of a god.
part 23
>>1264328
Have a giant orgy with all the new fish people.
>>1264328
Using the aliens and the new race of fishfolk, begin plans on conquering another galaxy.
And maybe try some of the fish food for herself.
If you like this type of story, check out my pokemon one if you're interested >>1245668
part 24
>>1267356
Well, that tastes bad. But a empress need a fitting appearance. Get new clothes relevant to her rule over one (and later two) galaxy(s).
>>1267356
Cthulu awakens from the pond and demands you to pay rent for the time you were living there as bacteria
part 25
>>1268600
Fuck Cuthulu. And then eat him, a la preying mantis style.
>>1268609
You're making her too strong
A good protagonist needs a strong antagonist to balance it out
>>1269368
This, they have a kaiju style battle instead.
>>1268600
Evolve into the true supreme being. The little sister of the artist that demands more unicorn drawings.
>Giantess Batt Tirea
My fetish
>>1270437
And so Batt Tirea and Cuthulu fought, likely destroying the planet in the process because unstoppable god against an immovable protagonist.
MEANWHILE, HOWEVER, Gohnflop start to contemplate his existence in the world, given how he is starting to become less and less important, after just being demoted from the Brain Consul to a mere janitor tasked on cleaning up stray thoughts in Tirea's brain.
>>1270437
Muddopi will be destoyed in FIVE minutes !
>>1270471
Also, for clarification, the Christmas Hat is Gohnflop, due to it being the sole part of him that survived.
>>1270437
Cthulhu can't be beaten.
I mean come on, have you even read Lovecraft ?
Time-space fuckery happens, Yog-Sothoth happens.
Also Cthulhu can summon Deep Ones.
YOU. ARE. GONNA. PAY.
>>1270437
Offer your body(for a period of time) and a planet as rent.
>>1270471
I'm re-writing this suggestion to make things easier.
And so Batt Tirea and Cuthulu fought, likely destroying the planet in the process because unstoppable god against an immovable protagonist.
MEANWHILE, HOWEVER, Gohnflop start to contemplate his existence in the world, given how he is starting to become less and less important,
after just being demoted from the Brain Consul to a mere janitor tasked on cleaning up stray thoughts in Tirea's brain.
part 27
>>1271380
Coup d´etat. Take over the brain.
>>1271380
Well since the camera's on Gohnflop, he can have his moment to shine again.
But before doing anything like >>1271421 said, go find and apologise to Gelgameere over killing and eating him for forgetting your birthday, and try to get him on our side. Bacteria are too small to have calendars, so it was a easy mistake to make.
part 28
>>1271558
Alright, sure. Give him about twenty-thousand 'Pounds'. As in, Pounding him with Batt Tirea's fists.
>>1271558
Lust attack a la C.O.C. or T.I.T.S style.
>>1271558
Implode and take Ctuluhu with you
>>1271380
Well since the setting is in space have Gohnflop trigger a lever that makes fire come out of Batt Tirea's asshole so that they can fly to safety
But before all of that have Cthulu take an important call about his wife asking him where he is. That way Batt Tirea has a chance to escape
part 29
>>1274901
>make a dildo from a planet and use it
>>1274901
As Cthulhu is busy getting milk, Batt Tirea would return to earth in order to figure out how kill, or at least lock away for basically forever, an Old One, keeping her kaiju size because it would go against her personality, and likely alert the Brain Consul to Gohnflop's takeover of her.
Also, I should add that you might want to keep RandomQuest and MoonQuest as two separate threads, so that they both can exist by themselves, without one overtaking the other, like with what happened to MetroidQuest.