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Oh shit nigger it's a /qst/ adventure thing. That I'm pretty sure I saw someone did before and I'm ripping them off but I can't remember the name so I can't credit them. Yea.
6 persons form an adventuring party in a nondescript generic fantasy land. Each with their own colour code for my convinience: Red, Green, Blue, Yellow, Teal, Orange and Purple.
Each chacacter needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit. And the party only needs 4 active members. The rest are part of the Backup Reserve Formation.
Just give yourself a name with the character's team color to identify which person you belong to. Ex: "Red Faggot"
The party's currently picking what quest should they embark on next.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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>>1249589
Praise Orc Monk God
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>>1249589
why are we still screaming?
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>>1249589
Well I'm going to bed, since it's 1:40 AM. See you in about 8 hours.
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>>1249596
He's screaming with joy after getting cured.
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>>1249596
>>1249600
yEAH WHAT THIS GUY SAID
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>>1249608
Depends, do you ahve the money?
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Fuck the Jews.
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>>1249612
Whoops forgot pic
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>>1249615
An arms dealer eh?
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>>1249621
Try not to use too many reaction images m8. Helps prevent OP from reaching image limit too soon.
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>>1249618
>>1249620
Turning your head slightly to the left yields a sign
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>>1249615
let's see what arms are up for sale
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>>1249628
Wish my friends good luck as I lay on the floor and sleep.
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>>1249628
While Armok and the fellas are hunting for arms, go and visit the local blacksmith and ask him if he's willing to take an apprentice
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>>1249628
Seems like a nice ad.
Flesh is overrated. Go for it.
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1249628
can't trust it
go back to the arms dealer
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>>1249628
eat a hot dog
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>>1249640
Yeah, I agree. Fuck that.
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>>1249634
Master Betty sleeps
>>1249643
Clackie Chan, being the savage weeaboo orc that he is, ate a dog, that's hot.
>>1249635
"Well what can ye do?" asks the Blacksmith
>>1249639
"Welcome brother, there is some matters that paladins like ourselves need to attend to. If you have the time then you can help"
>>1249640
"Greetings goyim. You want arms?"
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>>1249650
stop eating dog, befriend it, love it like a child
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1249650
Of course, what's your most unique set of arms?
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>>1249650
"I am always ready to serve."
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>>1249650
I have been training my whole life, mostly in hitting stuff. Blacksmithing has been my hidden passion for long, and I'd like to be trained in the arts
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>>1249589
Holy shit this time I'm just on time
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>>1249652
Too late, ya killed it you fookin monster
>>1249655
"Ah so you want to move onto hitting a piece of metal to shape it into something eh? Let me see what you've got first. Hit this bent piece of crud into something presentable"
>>1249654
"Very good brother. Currently we have some problems with a wanted criminal on the loose. And what we suspect to be a hidden cult"
>>1249653
>>1249656
>>1249657
"Yeah cool, nice rock. But does it have a built in light like this sucker?"
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>>1249665
"What information do you have on the criminal?"
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1249665
Aw shit nigga
that looks good
what other arms do you have for sale?
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>>1249665
Enhance Poster.
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>>1249665
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Befriend it's litter, love them, like family.
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1249665
we do not smoke, only drink
do you have arm with blades on the side. which can rocket pucnh
contesting roll
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>>1249665
Try your very best to shape the metal into something
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1249670
Too alte. By killing their parent, you made the tiny doggos commit suicide in despair. You monster.
>>1249675
Roll 1d6
>>1249668
>>1249666
"He calls himself Rick. Prefers to use bows. Wanted for a violent crime spree that involves bank robbery and shooting people in the ass"
>>1249667
"An arm that hides another arm"
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1249679
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1249679
shit arms. 0/10, would never buy
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>>1249679
depressed, inquire about princess quest, maybe some role playing will make me feel better.
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1249679
well, these options are kinda shit compared to our ROCKET FIST
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>>1249679
Ask if you get some ass pads to protect your ass.
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>>1249679
Soren thanks the paladin and seeks out Clackie to enlist his help against the notorious Rick, since he appears to be doing nothing at the moment.
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>>1249690
I'm doing something.... just not as important....
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>>1249692
Nah, shooting people in the ass doesn't have that much of a sexual connotation you perv. He jsut like to implae his long hard shafts into people butts. Get ya mind outta the gutter
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>>1249694
You can serve the greater good!
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>>1249700
but there is this princess quest much more urgent....
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1249705
the fist that's also a rocket
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>>1249705
Clackie's being difficult so go for the ass pads
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1249705
a fish that's also a rocket
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>>1249705
Borrow the smith's hammer and try again
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>>1249705
yes, what are the details, is this princess very sexy.
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>>1249712
I am not, I'm getting our group ready for the real quest!
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>>1249719
I'm trying to level up before the real quest! We just need one more fight!
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>>1249724
ok I'll go with you.
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1249718
"How should I know. She aint my princess. She's from the neighboring kingdom of uh....uh...shit I forgot the name. Let's call it Bumfucktopia, yeah. Got kidnapped by some dude then he ran over here so now it's our problem"
>>1249717
Roll 1d6
>>1249712
Ass Pads equipped
>>1249715
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>>1249728
uh ok
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1249730
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>>1249730
well I gotta lvl up here gaurd man, I'll be back to continue this convo.
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>>1249730
Now that we've got Clackie with us, we search the town for Rick
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1249730
can we have a fist which also a rocket launcher which shoots fish which is like a rocket?
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1249734
"Sure. Those numbnuts threatened to go to war with us if we don't help or something, buncha fags amirite. Yeah I'm right"
>>1249733
"Good job boy, that's something alright"
>>1249735
>>1249731
Roll 1d6 to search for Rick
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1249743
i hope i'm not rolling against that
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>>1249749
Oh yes you are
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>>1249743
So would you be willing to take me as an apprentice, sir?
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1249743
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1249743
No possible results?
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>>1249749
I suggest we go on Princess Quest, this Rock fellow is probably linked to her being missing.
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>>1249758
Nah, since my roll is his hiding skills
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>>1249743
What's the difference between the fist rocket and the rocket fist?
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>>1249763
Then let's get them, you take care of Jet
I'll get Armok
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>>1249754
"Yeah sure okay. Pick up that hammer and do the same thing you did to the pieces of crud I have lying around"
>>1249747
"Yeah but that costs extra"
>>1249763
>>1249758
>>1249756
>>1249749
Rick is too elusive for you. Look for him again?
>>1249764
Well one's a rocket that's a fist and one's a fist that's a rocket
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1249773
buy the fist that's a rocket so we can get a move on already
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Rolled 3 (1d6)Rick sounds like alright guy
>>1249773
>"Yeah but that costs extra"
pricelist for everything please
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>>1249773
Start hammering the cruds straight
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>>1249773
loops like elusive rick's eye has something stuck in it.
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1249775
This.
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1249773
I KEEP SEARCHING FOR RICK
PORT TOWN #9 MUST BE MADE SAFE ONCE AGAIN
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>>1249773
go to Armok we questing dawg
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1249773
wait how can we, we need to beat, not match your d\6 right?
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1249788
buy rocket fist for 2 gold
lock in
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1249788
how much gold doespartyhas?
buy rocket fish rocket launcher
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1249788
also find Armok along the way
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1249788
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soylent blue pls
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>>1249790
>>1249789
Wow 0 gold. THat'salot
>>1249791
>>1249793
OH SHIT IT'S HIM
"Oh shit"
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>>1249799
WAIT
WHOSE THAT HOODED GUY THAT CLACKIE ENCOUNTERED?
BEAT HIM UP
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>>1249789
I am in favor.
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>>1249800
I am also in favor.
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1249799
fire your other rocket fist at that guy
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>>1249799
Use orc monk powers to maximize work efficiency
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1249800
>>1249804
>>1249807
"Ah shit gotta scram, bye"
>>1249808
[Work Intensifies]
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1249814
rolling
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1249814
YOU AIN'T RUNNING FROM THE FIST
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1249814
Chase this sucka down
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1249814
You cannot escape.
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>>1249814
Pursue this fucker.
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1249818
"Whoops too late. This roll was the one that counted >>1249807"
>>1249819
"Oh shit"
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1249824
OP, that wasn't even one minute apart what the fuck
stop being a dick
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>>1249825
Yeah but it was a pre-roll, so every red roll afterwards doesn't count
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>>1249824
Something tells me this go deeper than we expected. You guys get Jet, I'll get more info on the princess quest.
Go to gaurd ask if a cult has anything to do with the princess.
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>>1249827
can't wait to be blamed for everything again
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>>1249819
>>1249824
"Oh fuck"
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>>1249824
See if we can head the bastard off and herd him towards the others.
Master Betty would sure be helpful right about now.
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>>1249831
oh fuck sorry
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>>1249832
Surround him
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>>1249832
catch up with Soren, sorry I got distracted!
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>>1249832
Block off his escape and surround him.
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>>1249832
Rick is Dick's father I bet
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>>1249832
Kick him real hard. Like really hard
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1249836
>>1249842
"Shit"
>>1249845
"Double Shit"
>>1249843
Shut uo you, get back to work
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>>1249854
Hammer away with a newfound appreciation for life
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>>1249854
use rocket fist to take his hood off
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1249854
Not so fast.
Rolling to stop whatever he's about to do.
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>>1249854
Get him on his left side, he's got something wrong with his left eye!
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>>1249857
the bone man awakens.
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>>1249872
unhood the criminal
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>>1249872
Tie him up.
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>>1249872You're telling me that Paladin Kick... is an AoE?Is Rick dead?
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>>1249872
tie this guy up take him to the paladins
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>>1249897
I guess bring Rick back to the paladins and ask them about the cult
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1249897
get reward and waste it all on new arm or get rid of damn flesh already
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>>1249906
"Ah yes. We suspect there's a secret demon worshipping cult hidden somewhere in this town, further investigations are needed"
>>1249909
"What reward?"
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>>1249911
>"What reward?"
Ourexperience points?
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>>1249897
go get more info on Princess ask if it links to cultist in town
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1249911
>"What reward?"
fuck it
we are going to the place listed on ad for getting rid of this stupid flesh and getting new arm
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1249915
"Oh that, yeah sure. I thought you were talking about monetary ones. We're paladins, we don't do things for profit. But JUSTICE. Also EXP, which is used to help uphold more JUSTICE"
>>1249918
Roll 1d6 to search for clues
>>1249917
Armok leaves church
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1249920
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1249920
Yes, I love justice almost as much as I love the Lord.
I'll help search for clues on those demon cultists, too.
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>>1249920
Ask our smith master if we can subclass into blacksmith while working
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>>1249920
detach hand
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>>1249921
>>1249923
Well you didn't find anything
>>1249928
"Ahem. Blackmsith Apprentice"
>>1249929
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>>1249932
well fuck, go back to gaurd get more information on missing princess.
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>>1249932
What do I need to become a full fledged blacksmith instead of an apprentice?
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1249932
Keep searching for leads! Justice will be served! Port Town #9 will be made whole again!
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1249934
"Well the other kingdom sent out parchments detailing what their princess looks like. The army's looking for her. Ya know, to avoid war....At least that's what they told Bumfucktopia. But mostly they've been letting adventurers do it instead while attending to more national matters"
>>1249938
"Well, by working until you've mastered blacksmithing. Duh. Since you've barely worked for a day, boy"
>>1249937
"Greetings. Are you here about my ad? Are you ready to discard your mortal flesh?"
>>1249940
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>>1249945
Is there any way I could work on blacksmithing while adventuring?
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>>1249945
reattach hand
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>>1249945
that means I passed right
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>>1249940
>>1249945
SUSPICIOUS POSSIBLE CULTIST SPOTTED
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1249945
>"Greetings. Are you here about my ad? Are you ready to discard your mortal flesh?"
YEP
rolling in case voices in my head will try to resist
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>>1249950
Stalk them.
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>>1249945
take parchment, "anything about cultist being prime suspects?"
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>>1249953
why do you keep trying to kill off your character?
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>>1249957
>he doesn't want to get rid of his useless flesh
wuss
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>>1249954
Stalking....
>>1249956
"Not that I know off. This whole kidnapping has no relations to demon worshippers....that anybody found out anyway"
>>1249947
"Well since I do like to encourage learning and improving one's craft. Take this hammer and try to shape any crud metal you come accross into items and workable shapes"
>>1249953
"So you want just the arm or the whole set"
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>>1249964
CONTINUE STALKING
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>>1249964
Bow to master, take hammer and go find the party
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1249964
>"So you want just the arm or the whole set"
WHOLE SET PLEASE
rolling to keep voices from my head from disagreeing
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>>1249965
>>1249967
>>1249968
"How should I know. I'm not a demon worshipper. For all I know they could be using squirrel semen or something"
>>1249969
"Cool.....So how are you gonna pay for it?"
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>>1249983
THE HUNT CONTINUES, FOLLOW HIM
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>>1249983
Sup Soren
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>>1249983
>"Cool.....So how are you gonna pay for it?"
hey, ad didn't say anything about payment.
is there a compromise or something?
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>>1249983
ok well they sacrafice, see it happen, usually with a pure maiden, but if that maiden is of high class the better the demon. If that high class girl isn't pure virgin the demon may only get a fraction of its power. How do I know this? Comic books.
I need to find the paladin.
[run off to find the paladin]
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>>1249983
i will see if I can see where the cultist is going from my heightened station
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>>1249988
>hey, ad didn't say anything about payment.
"Oh but it did"
>>1249985
>>1249986
>>1249990
And so the three continue to stalk the POSSIBLE cultist
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>>1249992
Try to stay quiet, guys
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>>1249992
goddamit Todd
I never asked for this
can we barter at least something for mechanical arm
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>>1249992
whispering* "these cultist maybe holding the princess for a sacrifice, Im almost sure of it"
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>>1249994
>>1249997
"You ever felt like you're being watched, and/or followed?"
"You're just paranoid, man"
>>1249996
"Hmmm, lemme think"
Roll 1d6 to convince him
5-6: Nah
3-4: Okay
1-2: Whole set too while he's at it
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1249999
Flesh is overrated
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>>1249999
CONTINUE WATCHING + FOLLOWING
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>>1250001
"Right. We'll work something out. Lie on the slab and we'll get started"
>>1250005
>>1250006
"So...what's the time for our little...."meetup" tonight?"
"8, don't be late, wouldn't want to keep our..."guests" waiting...hehehe"
"hehehe"
"hehehe"
"hehehehehehehe"
"hehehehehehehhehe"
"hehehehehehehehehshadymetaphorsheheheh"
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>>1250008
rattle rattle
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>>1250008
"I think we should jump them, they aren't leading us to their base...."
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>>1250008
Leap out and accost them!
"HELLO CITIZENS, HAVE YOU BROKEN ANY LAWS LATELY?"
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>>1250008
do that
what could possibly go wrong anyway. guy seems trustworthy, a bit.
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>>1250008
after all we went through to keep Armok's flesh, one asshole ruins it.
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>>1250010
>>1250012
>>1250013
"OH SHIT WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING"
"THESE CLOAKS ARE JUST A FASHION STATEMENT I SWEAR"
>>1250015
"Yeah cool, now go to sleep"
Clonk
You're now unconcious
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>>1250021
pin one guy to the wall, start interogation.
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>>1250024
dude real talk, are you not liking this game so you purposly make things worse?
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>>1250026
"Oh shit calm down bro"
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>>1250027
>man can't wish for fully metallic body
brighten up, I mean really.
No, I don't want Armok dead. Nor I wanted Dick dead.
Just considering basically limitless possibilities of OP threads, I'm eager to explore those possibilities instead of playing as safe as possible.
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>>1250021
RATTLE RATTLE!
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>>1250030
shoot
>>1250033
"Don\t spook me bro"
>>1250034
"Ah uh...ahm....I uh...jaywalked that one time I gues...?"
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>>1250035
"HAVE YOU WORSHIPED ANY DEMONS LATELY? PERFORMED ANY SACRIFICES?"
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>>1250032
I see, I'm not mad, it's just when you do this things get worse and or dead.
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>>1250038
No, it's a long procedure
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>>1250036
"Ah....uh...I can definitely say that I have not performed any sacrifices lately"
Paladin sense sez this dude is truthin'
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>>1250035
rattle rattle?
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>>1250044
where is your base of operations!?
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>>1250044
Soren starts to feel kinda bad but he's already in kinda deep.
"What were you and your friend here going to do tonight at 8?"
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>>1250046
>>1250047
>>1250045
"Sirs, I can assure you that I am not one who does operations."
>>1250049
"Ah, uh...we're gonna...uh, meet a guest from...outta town. It's a a...a...cultural exchange thing, yeah"
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>>1250051
RATTLE RATTLE!
*Detach hand again*
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>>1250051
"Uh, what's this guest's name? What town is he from?"
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>>1250053
"Ah, uh.... >>1250052 OH SHIT A HAND" then he passes out from shock
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>>1250056
Soren asks the same question to the other hooded guy.
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>>1250056
Rattle rattle..
*reattach hand apologetically*
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>>1250056
interrogate the other one.
Now "Rattle bones" here can do more that that, so start talking, where is this meeting? and what is it for?"
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>>1250058
>>1250059
>>1250060
Shit he took advantage of the confusion and ran
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>>1250061
Use Holy Heal on the guy who passed out?
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>>1250061
Can I see him from my vantage point?
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>>1250061
damn, I'm telling you guys this has to be tied to our princess case!
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>>1250063
"Aww crud"
>>1250064
"Oh shit what"
MEANWHILE, AT ANOTHER LOCATION
"There, done. New arm's attatched"
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>>1250068
Rattle! Rattle!
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>>1250068
take off hood, something isn't right
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>>1250068
"Listen man, I just want you to tell me what you know. Who were you gonna meet tonight? Where's he from?"
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>>1250068
>MEANWHILE, AT ANOTHER LOCATION
>"There, done. New arm's attatched"
hey, thanks man
let's check that arm out
can I see myself in a mirror?
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>>1250069
what's that big guy? the other one is getting away?
or hallow bones are kinda gay?
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>>1250075
Rattle!
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>>1250076
oh the first on- oh shit
<chase after the other one>
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cause of very important thinggundam versus betatest
I may be a bit late on messages
thanks for understanding
>>1250083
well I guess can't expect much for free
what does this arm can do?
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>>1250083
tackle the other cultist.
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>>1250083
Use hammer to straighten that cultist
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>>1250083
Wake up from what seems to be a coma that overtakes Chester daily. And check if the duellist from last thread is still there.
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>>1250083
Soren summons a holy sword into his hand in an attempt to intimidate the cultist.
"Tell me where the meeting is."
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Rolled 5, 3, 5 = 13 (3d6)
>>1250089
>>1250090
>>1250092
Roll 1d6
The dice is settled in the order I replied to you
>>1250088
"Nothing, it's a tiny ass arm. Even by manlet standards"
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1250093
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1250093
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snekman is W O K E AF
I wanna look for other duelists to git gut or learn new skills
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1250093Do I get an intimidation bonus for being a spooky bugman paladin bearing down on him with a lightsaber?
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>>1250093
Since everyone is busy with side-sidequests, check our inventory to see if we sold the things.
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>>1250098
we are actually on main quest, getting info on the princess.
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>>1250100
Well I was sleeping for like, all of it while you were getting info, so don't blame me for my crippling narcolepsy making me not remember the latest evolution of the plot.
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>>1250103
just letting you know bro
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>>1250094
Clackie tackles the other cultists
>>1250095
>>1250097
"YA CAN'T DO THAT. I KNOW MUH RIGHTS"
>Do I get an intimidation bonus for being a spooky bugman paladin bearing down on him with a lightsaber?
Nah, nobody gets any bonuses in QTEs
>>1250098
Nope, stuff is still there.
"So uh, you kinda dozed off a bit there. Does that happen often?"
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>>1250106
Oh yeah, almost forgot! Swap class to Apprentice Blacksmith so I can start earning dat sweet exp for it
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>>1250106
<show him the picture of the princess, while pinning him down.>
Where's the girl!?
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>>1250106
Try to confuse him with words.
"You know your rights, but you know what happens when I take all of those away? All that's left... Is your lefts. NOW TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW."
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>>1250106
Just nod, and ask for a moment as I need to get the gold needed for the training. Then go find the local jew to sell the goods. As in the stuff in the inventory.
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>>1250115
don't spend all of it.
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>>1250106
Ask the dude for some secret one shit kill technique and ask him how much doest he want for the training
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>>1250110
"WHAT GIRL? HER? I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS"
>>1250108
swapped
>>1250114
"You have terrible taste in puns?"
>>1250115
9 Gold got
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>>1250106
I'll have to go
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Wear current clothes like an apron
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>>1250120
don't lie to me, I'm sure you plan to use her for a sacrifice!
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>>1250121
sads
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>>1250120
Soren tries to do some more convincing.
"You would do well to reverse your path down the dark road. Dealing with devils only consigns you to their fate - an eternity in hell. And even devils shudder in fear of the Lord."
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>>1250130
why not just level like the rest of us?
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>>1250124
"NIGGA I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS"
>>1250126
>>1250128
"I...uh....well....yah....hmmm"
>>1250122
"Check mah rates"
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>>1250133
then where is your meeting!! WHERE!?
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>>1250133
Hammer at a stray piece of metal found conveniently in the alley
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>>1250133
how long does the stat boost train training take?
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>>1250133
If we can spend like 4 gold and get 4 stat points Im down for that.
what do you think other voice?
also op pls post our character stats and skills so we can recall what skill uses what
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>>1250133
"Turn back to the light. Find your redemption in the arms of the Heavenly Father. Don't pollute your soul any further."
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>>
Chester's stats n skillz
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>>1250144
Try to hammer it into the shape of a shoulderpad, and then wear it
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>>1250144
"OH YES YOU WILL BECAUSE I JUST HAD DOG FOR LUNCH, AND I'MMA BOUT TO GIVE YOU MY ORC HEALING TECHNIQUE. ORC DROOL HEAL!"
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Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d6)
>>1250150
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1250150
First roll is for me, I assume?
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>>1250147
yeah so
+3 str
+2 dex
+1 cha
+1 end
confirm other dude
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>>1250158
sorry I thought it was just for me
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>>1250155
that's way too much money, 4 is fine but mind you guys my stats are based off of the armor I have.
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1250144
Bring the fucker to church, we have better methods there.
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>>1250163
You said not to spend all of the cash. You never said not to spend most of it.
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>>1250163
Im fine with 4
+2 str +1 dex +1 end
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>>
>>1250169
I expected you guys to have the decency not to spend most of it,
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>>1250172
Hammer at the scrap more to learn it's secrets
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>>1250172
attempt healing orc drool
"SAY AAAAAAAHHHH"
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>>1250172
Op how long is the training gon take ?
Imma go do stuff and be back when its finished.
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>>1250172
We need to talk with Snek here about his addiction to "training" he's burning thru our entire gold stash. He needs to start pulling his weight and get into wacky adventures with us.
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1250178
Roll 1d6
>>1250179
"Meh"
>>1250184
>>1250185
The training is pretty intense, yes
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1250191
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>>1250191
shake him, shake him till he tells me where the meeting is.
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>>1250191
I freaking knew that guy was a snekman molester
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>>1250191
Let's get to the church already so we can extract the information out of this fucker.
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1250192
Well taht didn't work
>>1250193
Roll 1d6
>>1250195
"It's how the snekman looks when he trains I swear" - Duelist Trainer
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1250201
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>>1250201
Hmm. Try hitting the hammer with the scrap, maybe that'll work
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>>1250200
yeah, this. The other paladins ought to have methods.
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1250200
"Greetings brother, any news?"
>>1250202
ikr
>>1250205
Well that didn't work
>>1250203
YOU FOOL! YOU'RE SHAKING HIM TOO HARD. YOU'RE LETTING HIM UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE SHAKEFORCE
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>>1250212
"I've discovered one of the cultists, but he's refusing to give up any information. All I know is that they're meeting at 8 tonight, and they intend to summon a demon."
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>>1250212
It's a better time than any to now check out our gains, from the, training, we did.
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>>1250212
Hit scrap with hammer full force while screaming YOOOOOOOOOOH
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>>1250213
>>1250215
>>1250217
>>1250216
NOOO IT'S TOO LATE
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>>1250222
HIT THE DECK! <mean run for cover>
>>
>>1250222
CLACKIE YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO TRY TO INTIMIDATE CULTISTS BY SHAKING THEM
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>>1250222
Throw scrap at shaking cultist
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>>1250222
Wha-
What's going on? Is this the summoning that the cultist spoke about? Of course Chester's nowhere near, but it seems imitating enough to be.
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>>1250223
>>1250224
>>1250225
>>1250227
OH SHIT, THE SHAKING IS REMAKING THE UNIVERSE. THIS ONE WILL BE DESTROYED AND A NEW ONE WILL TAKE ITS PLACE
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>>1250229
PRAY
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>>1250229
Stop him by giving him a loving hug
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>>1250229
Aight could God just step in and prevent this?
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>>1250229
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>>1250230
>>1250231
>>1250232
>>1250233
Oh wait no. Everyone was just high as shit. Somebody drugged you.
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>>1250235
I utilize my extremely handy HEAL move to help the party recover, and look around for the cultist that we were taking to the church
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>>1250235
MY DRILL WILL PIERCE THE ANIMES!
>>
>>1250235
Well, that was a mundane answer. What about the training?
>>
>>1250235
So Jet is drunk and high. But that's not gonna stop me from hammering dat scrap. Hammer away!
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>>1250237
>>1250239
The orcs continue to trip the fug out
>>1250236
"Whuh...why do you have 5 heads?"
>>1250238
Ya got swole I guess
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>>1250242
Alright, approach the cultist.
"Hey, it's me, the demon you guys are summoning. I got here kind of early and forgot where we were going to meet up, could you remind me?"
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>>1250242
With our boosted stats, let meet up with the gang and get on with the plot. We may be swole, but we'll need more cash to further the swoleness.
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>>1250242
snap out of drug phase
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>>1250251
OH SHIT SOMEONE IS DRUGGING THE SURROUNDING AREA LET'S PUT UP AN HOLY ANTI-DRUG BARRIER
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>>1250251
Nn ding poing poing waaa zup
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>>1250251
Wait, isn't that Armok behind the corner that Chester just passed by? He has the colour of red, and Armok's red, so it must be Armok!
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>>1250252
>>1250253
Oh noes, it's like 6:30 right now. Oh and that drugging thing too, yeah.
>>1250254
Jet Ree continues to be high and drunk
>>1250255
"Yes. It is I. Armok. The Dwarf. Greetings [Chester]. How is your day?"
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>>1250259
wait a minute Armok ... something is different about... are you in love?
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>>1250259
Use SOBER to deactivate high and drunk
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>>1250259
Take the cultist to the church, and talk to the paladins about the stuff we just learned about the meeting.
Also, talk to our fellow adventurers - "I just learned that cultists are going to try to summon a demon in this town in little more than an hour's time. Will you help me stop them?"
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>>1250259
Who's in our barrier?
>>
>>1250260
And you're awfully, quiet. Like not even a groan. It might just be because of the Deathrot, but you normally would be screaming non-stop.
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>>1250261
Only the higness as expunged
>>1250262
You told the others.
>>1250263
The others
>>1250260
"No. [Clackie Chan]. I can asure you that I am not. In love. But I can also assure you. That I am quite normal"
>>1250264
"I have already been cured of the Deathrot. [Chester]. My weak pathethic mortal flesh has became strongerr..r"
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>>1250267
Take a look inside Armok's helmet
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>>1250267
...Right, well we're planning on heading to the tavern. Do you want to join in, Armok?
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>>1250267
Wait a minute, your arm.
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>>1250270
"Please dont. I just had a...haircut."
>>1250271
"Yes"
>>1250272
"My arm is totally normal"
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>>1250275
Sit in the corner and try to hammer the metal scrap into a small shiv
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1250275
Use Paladin Senses to see if he's lying
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>>1250278
fuck Soylent roll for this.
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1250277
Roll 1d6
>>1250278
>>1250282
YOu sensed: nothing
>>1250280
".....Ale. Yes Of course. Dwarven Ale. Naturally"
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1250283
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>>1250283
But I remember you saying to Jet that Orc Beer was amazing.
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1250283
but what about, your other arm? Again try paladin sense
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>>1250285
"False. Orcs do not make beer"
>>1250284
Well that's a stabby thing"
>>1250286
"It is normal"
Again you sensed nothing
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>>1250288
ok well story checks out
let's go save a princess
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>>1250288
Appraise the shiv. Any stat buffs? Debuffs?
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1250288
Detect Evil?
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>>1250289
"Yes. Let us continue. onwards."
>>1250291
Nah, just a shiv. Doesn't give anything
>>1250292
You detect nothing.
The dwarf is a blank.
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>>1250288
Seconded, we need the gold and the exp for stuff.And totally not for my training addiction.
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>>1250295
head toward where princess is being held
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1250295
THEN WHO IS DWARF?
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>>1250295
Put shiv in inventory and go with the party
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>>1250300
it's Armok, he just must have done something stupid again and is a robot. Who cares.
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>>1250299
Yeah but you don't even know where that is
>>1250300
"I'm Armok. A dwarf"
>>1250301
Shiv put away
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>>1250307
Look for some scrap nearby
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>>1250307
fuck go to gaurd and ask him where the princess is located.
>>
>>1250307
goddamnit just get the fuck over here so we can figure out the next step.
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>>1250308
Scrap gotten.
>>1250309
"If I knew that I wouldn't be standing around here talking to adventurers would I?"
>>1250310
>>1250311
Well stopping ademon summoning might be a good idea for a sidequest
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>>1250312
any ideas as to where we can start looking?
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>>1250312
Attempt to hammer the scrap in with the shiv to form a sharpening tool
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>>1250314
"The same place where your name went"
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>>1250318
Alright! I need to put the improved stats to use, anyway.
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>>1250319
"Hey whatchu guys talkin about?"
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>>1250323
trying to find clues on where the princess is, and going to see if that cult is involved. By the way what time is it?
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>>1250325
"Isn't it like 7:30 right now?"
"I believe so, yes"
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>>1250326
well what do you guys think, we go stake out the cultists? Also other gaurd you have any idea where the princess is being held or any clue you can give us to find her?
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>>1250326
Crap, we need to hurry. If we take any longer, they might summon the demon before we even got there!
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>>1250331
well it starts at 8 but ok let's go I guess.
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>>1250326
op is there a time constraint with this main quest like with Murder Beard?
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Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>1250329
"Have you try the giant evil tower beyond those hills?"
"What? When did that get there?"
"Sprouted up outta nowhere about 5 minutes ago"
"Huh"
>>1250331
Indeed you should.
>>1250334
Lessee
If I get a 1: Yes
a 2 : No
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>>1250336
ok so guys we have to go to the black tower, let the paladins handle the cultists.
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>>1250336
>Rolled 1 (1d2)
>If I get a 1: Yes
Well, I guess we could split up and deal with the threats separately. Armok, go deal with the demon summoning, everyone else to the suspicious tower.
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>>1250342
that works too
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1250336
"I mean now that this thing appeared. Sooner or later adventurers and soldiers alike will swarm to it in hopes of rescuing the princess"
"Yeah"
AND IT WILL TAKE [my roll] THREADS FOR ANOTHER BAND TO COMPLETE THE QUEST BEFORE YOU
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>>1250345
oh shiieeeeet that's alot of threads.
Let's go People!
I sure hope you guys are here.
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>>1250345
...Actually, that doesn't seem that urgent. Think we can deal with the demons this thread and then deal with getting the princess back over the next four threads?
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>>1250348
the thing is it takes a lot of threads to get anything done. It took like 6 to fight the bandits. We will need as much time as possible.
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>>1250348
>>1250347
Yeah probably. But then again it took like 6 threads to kill one bandit boss.
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>>1250353
OK then I say we go to the tower now.
Never know when one of us is going to fuck something up.
OP Get med kits with remainder of our money and head out.
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>>1250353
Hammer scrap into a sharpening tool while they debate over which quest to do
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>>1250352
>>1250353
I understand, but we get like two battles per thread on average, from what I seen. And it's comparing something that need to be done in the future (the main quest) with something that needs to be done right now (demon summoning). Besides, it's better to get the latter done so that we at least get paid.
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>>1250356
But if this side quest proves to be too difficult we won't get any where decent in the tower. We could just let Armok handLe the side quest since he is on auto pilot.
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>>1250357
True, but he is acting suspiciously. For all we know, he might be allied with cultists through being a ally of someone else in the shadows. It's best if we all deal with the demon problem. Besides, how tough can a side-quest be?
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>>1250358
with OP everything is .... hard
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ANY ONE ELSE WANT TO VOTE ON THIS?
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>>1250360
So we can't allow Armok go alone! We need to back him up, do the demon summoning quest this thread, and deal with the main quest another time.
Hell, the giant tower might be a red herring, and the princess is actually with the cultists. We need to go to the warehouse to be sure.
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1250363
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>>1250364
Alright I'll concede, might as well go since it's close to starting who knows, maybe this will debuff the boss at the tower.
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>>1250363
ok let's head to the warehouse quickly now.
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>>1250365
You got: sharpening tool - it can sharpen stuff that can be sharpened
>>1250367
OH SHIT NIGGA THERE'S ONLY A FEW MINUTES LEFT BEFORE THE DEMON IS SUMMONED AND A HARDER BOSS FIGHT IS ACTIVATED. BETTER ROLL TO SEE IF YOU GO THERE IN TIME
Let he who is luckiest cast the 1d6
1-3: Ah shit
4-6: Ah cool
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>>1250369
is any one here lucky tonight?
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>>1250370
is any one still on tonight?
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>>1250371
Prolly not
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>>1250374
fuck, everyone is probably playing zelda
>>
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>>1250376
I just rolled, I don't think we do.
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>>1250374
>>1250376
>>1250377
Indeed. You were too late, the demon has been summoned!
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>>1250378
the paladins will handle it.
>>
so, what did I miss
>>
i fell asleep for like an hour
all of you are complete idiots
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>>1250381
you are a robot, demon was summoned, princess is held in evil tower.
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>>1250384
>you are a robot
sweet
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>>1250383
blame the dice and blame you self for not staying awake bro. I've been up all night.
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>>1250383
Well, we all (except Armok) have the INT of 1, so that's a fair thing to say.
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>>1250379
Ah but you've already run in here. And the demon remembers you messing with its summoners
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>>
What did I miss
>>
>>1250390
important stuff, we miss the summon now we have to fight a demon.
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>>1250388
>1250388
Well, guess we'll prepare for combat. This is our made bed, and we better make a dream sleeping in it.
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>>1250388
>That aura
Wait, are you red because you're evil or are you red because you're somehow Armok or the other Red Dickbag that was part of this party?
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>>1250393
uh oh
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>>1250386
>>1250387
You've been dicking around doing God knows what for hours after finding out that a DEMON WAS GOING TO BE SUMMONED, AT A VERY SPECIFIC TIME. What are you doing? Asking about the princess? Hammering some scrap?
>>1250390
Our allies have apparently been afflicted with either sloth or intense stupidity. They sat on their hands for hours and now we're fighting a demon.
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>>1250388
Assuming direct control over our red character
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>>1250396
and we had a half an hour left, but Op decided to step up the clock with a roll.
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>>1250397
oh damnit, of course that was why Armok was acting all blank and robotic.
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>>1250398
Hour and a half, actually, when I found out.
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>>1250388
what's it's stats op
>>
>>1250396
Honesty, I was the only one who was arguing for heading to the summoning and dealing with it first. But we have a fight to fight, and a battle to battle.
>>
What formation do we want here? Anyone gonna be in back?
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>>1250400
then Armok showed up being robotic and evil like.
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>>1250393
Red because evil demonic power. Armo's red because his armor's painted red.
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>>1250404
I go in front as ussual
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>>1250405
Clearly the DM randomly putting red on autopilot takes precedence over a demon summoning.
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>>1250405
>evil
>labeling all robots as evil
that's racist
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>>1250404
I'll be on the flanks again. Hopefully nobody dies during the fight.
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>>1250408
we didn't know if he was apart of it, at the time we thought he wasn't Armok.
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>>1250410
If someone dies we know who to blame.
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>>1250406
Ok, uh can we get a quick look through our skills and abilities before this encounter gets moving?
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>>1250412
I'm not here to baby sit, sleeping on the job was your bad.
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1250406
fight with evil part of mind to stop being evil
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>>1250401
- Flame Aura: Fail an attack against the demon and it burns you
- Fireball: Hurls a fireball at someone, burning them
- Charge: Rams someone with its horns, stunning them
- Hellfire: Burns the entire party
>>1250413
Gimme a bit
>>1250417
What part of mind
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>>1250418
ah, nothing then
can we help with fight now?
am I in charge of character,right?
>>
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>>1250419
Haha. No. Programming took over. Mind in storage.
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>>1250418
I say get help from paladins.
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>>1250419
You should check if you still have a manlet arm.
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>>1250420
Because I thought you were awake and was going to take care of it with your other paladins. I from the very start wanted to do the main quest.
And no one else was posting so I didn't make a decision wit out most of he party until recently.
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>>1250422
Mate, we are IN a fight. Right now. Something right in front of us is about to attack.
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>>1250427
we can still run, we've done it before. But if you want to fight then we can. We need Jet Ree too .
>>
I will just assume that this is about how many characters are active right now
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>>1250431
Nope. How's it going, boss?
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>>1250431
yeah it looks like it. Fuck, all I can do is roll high and op roll lows.
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>>1250431
[not playable]
well that's one way to solve the problem with me as a player
>>
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>>1250431
If Jet Li is still around, that'll make 5 (Six now since the skeleton is here.)
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>>1250431
No Betty? Then again, maybe breathing fire at a demon won't be effective. That giant green skeleton would be handy right now
>>
Maybe red ranger could take over for teal for the course of the battle, since Armok is unplayable and Jet Ree's player isn't here at the moment?
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>>1250440
Teal Potato may have passed out.
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>>1250433
THe skeleton rattles awake then
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>>1250439
Why?
Uh, i mean, rattle rattle?
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>>1250445
You don't. he's being racist
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>>1250445
If you look up in the thread, we were chasing cultists and all of a sudden Your team would only communicate with rattle rattle.
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>>1250446
kek
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>>1250444
so
what I need to do to get back in control?
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>>1250446
this too
>>
normally this would be cool but I'd be more confident if we had just another human controlled player, like Jet Ree.
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>>1250451
Would the OP accept someone from one of the teams joined another team, just to even out the roster?
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>>1250451
I'm more worred about what Armok is gonna do in battle. He ight attack us.
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>>1250449
Try somehow getting your brain out of this jar
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>>1250444
I sense trouble. I also awaken.
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>>1250447
Well what a bunch of boneheads. How can they make boney puns with only rattling? That kills the whole character!
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>>1250455
which one are ye?
>>
>>1250455
so... Betty or Jet?
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>>1250455
Ah yes. Anonymous. The great master.
Of having agirl's name
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>>1250455
WELCOME BACK BETTY
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>>1250454
Forgot my name again. I awaken!
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>>1250456
kinda made a Groot character and we fill in the holes with our responses.
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>>1250454
but everything was fine when I left.
wtf
buldge a bit around, check surroundings
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>>1250467
Well duh. What do you think the mad scientist dude took as payment for giving you a new arm. A brian for an arm. Yeah. Sure it doesn't make much sense but that's why he's a madman
>>
>>1250469
NOT BRIAN? NOOOOOO HE WAS THE BEST MEMBER OF THE TEAM!
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>>1250467
man you keep getting punished
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>>1250470
Let's have a short moment of silence for Brian. He was the best. Of us all.
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>>1250469
B-Brian? Not him! Damn that monster!
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>>1250469
And Armok obviously said "yeah sure, take my brain, it's not like i need it"
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>>1250474
no it was left up in the air, like all of Red Rangers hasty decisions.
>>
So anyway what's the formation again
>>1250476
pffft nah.
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>>1250477
put green in the middle
>>
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>>1250480
you know better Ranger you know better yet you keep putting the fork in to the electrical socket.
>>
>>1250477
I join the fight.
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>>1250477
If I can move forward from behind the lines, behind the lines. Otherwise on the flank.
>>
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>>1250480
Well I would say " Oh hey look a number"
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>>1250489
Scientists are always dangerous. Especially jew scientists.
>>
What, everyone wants to stand in front?
>>
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>>1250494
well we don't have any puny manlets here.
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>>1250494
I would suggest blue be in the back buy if he wants front then yes this is it.
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>>1250495
Do brain-in-jar things like:
- Float in the liquid
- Not being in control of a body
- Contemplate existence
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>>1250497
There must be a way!
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>>1250500
Can we transcend and overwrite robot's brain cause we are awesome like that?
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>>1250494
op can I have control over Teal temp? We have been giving each other temps.
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>>1250502
yeah sure back.
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>>1250501
Well for now, you have all the time in the world to focus on using your mind to do stuff. After all you have 2 INT. That's a full INT higher than everyone else.
>>
>>1250502
Can I go behind the boss?
>>
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>>1250494
Wait, can't we just run from this thing? It's got really high stats.
>>
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1250506
Focus really hard at getting telepathic abilities
rolling for focusing
>>
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>>1250513
Alright, I think that's the lineup we're going with. AS LONG AS NOBODY'S GOING TO TAKE OVER FOR TEAL, WHICH WOULD BE EXTREMELY HANDY. CONSIDERING HE HAS AN OHKO MOVE.
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>>1250513
if I help as Teal will something good happen to brain?
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>>1250513
Nigga, can we run from the big evil demon guy?
>>
I got it dude
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>>1250514
Just have him genuflect the entire time.
Actually, I wonder what would happen if we all genuflect to the demon.
>>
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>>1250514
since we sometimes give temp control to each other. I will do both
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>>1250520
TEAL RANGER REPORTING IT
I CHANGED NAME FIRST
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>>1250522
*REPORTING FOR DUTY
typing is hard as a brain
>>
>>1250520
Oh... it's a free level up?
WELL, RATTLE MY BONES AND CALL ME SPINELESS, LET'S FIGHT YOU FAGGOTS!
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>>1250526
it's fine he rolls better
>>
>>1250527
No skin off my back.
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>>1250528
>it's fine he rolls better
I wouldn't that optimistic, but thanks
>>
>>1250530
no you do, majority of my rolls since these quest began were low
>>
fuck I really gotta go sleep soon, is Soylent Blue still up? I don't have anything important tomorrow but I'd still like to sleep
>>
>>1250532
Yeah I'm here homie.
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>>1250520
let's roll Op
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>>1250531
what skills I should use?
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>>1250533
good I'm out. Hopefully we're still alive when I wake up,
>>
K Im here again
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>>1250535
probably sober up and dim mak, or just punch. But sober only happens once a battle so does dim mak.
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>>1250537
yay!
>>
Purple Snek still here, ready for the fight.
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>>1250537
HELLO BROTHER
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>>1250540
if you can hit it with a poison it will help amazingly. But he has to roll low and you high.
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>>1250541
Sup, our current class is apprentice blacksmith so I dont know if we can use monk abilities
>>
COMMENCE THE FIGHTING
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>>1250542
At least I am able to output some damage, thanks to Double Stab. What is Venom spit compared against, however?
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Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d6)
Alright, so turn order is:
Demon -> Chester -> Soren -> Master Betty -> Clackie -> Jet Ree -> Calfort -> Armok
THE DEMON STARTS OF WITH HELL FIRE EVERYBODY ROLL 1d6
Demon: +6 INT BONUS
Everyone else: +1 INT BONUS
A.I ARMOK : +2 INT BONUS
>>1250543
Oh yeah that too
>>
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>>1250551
he's a black...smith right now....
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>>1250552
You're telling me over the course of a few hours he forgot every martial technique he knows?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1250548
Fuck, I wish I wasn't so dumb.
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1250548
JUSTICE ROLL
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1250548
This is going to hurt, bad. But follow up with some Venom Spit for my turn.
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1250548
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>>1250551
Because it's magic. So you gotta magic resist. BUt since everybody's too dumb to learn magic. Yeah.
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>>1250554
yes because for reasons.
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1250548
I'm a skeleton, fire dosen't burn me,
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>>1250554
He's drunk. Jet Ree would need a turn to Change back into his Monk clothes to be able to do monk things again.
>>
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>>1250567
that wasn't me, it was teal potato. He chose to switch to blacksmith for no reason, maybe he can change back?
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>>1250556
Let's sharpen Chester's rapier with our sharpening tool for our turn
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>>1250566
we don't have any offensive skills then?
can we use a turn to change back?
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>>1250574
if we can't change closes, yeah, that'll work.
if we can, should risk with ko move
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>>1250577
We can change class after that, giving chester a hit bonus or something is worth it
>>
Did Chester ever up his stats? Really hoping his endurance is higher than 2 now.
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>>1250582
he did
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>>1250581
gotcha, let's go with your plan then
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
EVERYBODY LOSES 1 HP AND GETS BURNED. So now that you're on fire. You take 1 HP Damage every turn for 3 turns.
CURRENT HP:
Clackie: 5/6
Armok: 6/7
Soren: 4/5
Chester: 2/3
Calfort: 5/6
Jet Ree: 3/4
Betty: 3/4
Anyway it's Chester's turn.
Chester loses 1 HP due to burns
Chester has: 1 HP left
CHESTER DOES VENOM SPIT
Roll 1d6, GREEN
+6 DEX bonus you
+9 DEX Bonus Demon
>>1250567
Which uses Faith, a hidden stat that I just made up right now. Point is. Welcome to the burn ward.
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>>1250588
aw fuck. Can't I let someone else go first? And is this lethal levels of burning?
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>>1250588
Green? Chester is purple.
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>>1250588
ok so I'm gonna do Mumbo Jumbo for my turn.
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>>1250593
Whoops, typo. Yes I meant purple.
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>>1250598
Will stop drop and roll stop the burning?
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>>1250598
Can i use shockwave to snuff out the flames on us?
>>
Anyway, that's an autowin for the demon. He dodges the venom from Chester.
Now it's Soren's turn
>>1250599
No you need something stronger like >>1250600 this. But that will also damage you, yeah.
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>>1250600
you might as well, we will lose HP any other way.
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>>1250602
Holy Heal on Chester
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>>1250602
Well, considering if we allow the fire to keep going, Everyone except Calfort/Armok/Clackie would burn to a crisp from passive fire. It's better to put it out, and then focus on the demon.
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>>1250605
Chester now has 3 HP.
HOLY HEAL IS NOW ON A 1 TURN COOLDOWN.
Now it's Betty's turn
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>>1250609
Fly in the air
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>>1250613
Welp, can't hit him up there.
Oh and due to fire, Soren and Betty lose 1 HP
Soren: 3/5
Betty: 2/4
Now it's Clackie's turn:
Due to the fire he lost 1 HP
Clackie: 4/6
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>>1250616
zen mumbo jumbo
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>>1250617
CLACKIE CHAN starts to spout some zen mumbo jumbo
"Wise Orc once said,...."
roll 2d5
First roll is to see if it actually works, second is to see which stat is it that gets buffed
1 - Int
2 - Cha
3 - DEX
4 - STR
5 - END
>>
Rolled 5, 5 = 10 (2d5)
>>1250620
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>>1250621
oh shit
>>
>>1250622
dex or str would have been wonderful
>>
>>1250621
does that increase your HP or just make you tougher
>>
>>1250624
increases my HP
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>>1250621
"...to become strong. First you must: not be and elf"
CLACKIE'S END RAISED BY 1
CLACKIE'S MAXIMUM HP IS NOW 7
Current HP: 4/7
Now it's Jet Ree's turn.
The hellfire burns Jet Ree
Jet Ree: 2/4
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>>1250626
Sharpen Chester's rapier
>>
you guys know if we don't attack the demon it's going to kill us eventually
>>
just coming out of the shadows to say, gg tpk
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>>1250632
Yeah, but if we do attack, we have more of a chance of being set alight and get damaged rather than damaging the demon.
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>>1250628
Chester gains +1 to attacking rolls for 3 turns
Now it's Calfort's turn
Hellfire burns Calfort's bones
Calfort: 4/6
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>>1250635
Well fuck, what'll it be guys? Do i snuff out the flames or try and attack?
Also, if i used shockwave to stop the fire, would it damage the demon too?
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>>1250636
The shockwave would have to be aimed at the party. And the demon is not standing in the direction of the party.
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>>1250636
it should we need these flames snuffed out.
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>>1250635
Alright, i snuff 'dem flames out
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>>1250641
CALFORT STOMPS ON THE GROUND, CREATING A MASSIVE SHOCKWAVE AIMED AT THE PARTY. THE FLAMES ARE SNUFFED OUT. BUT THE PARTY IS DAMAGED
Clackie: 3/6
Armok: 5/7
Soren: 2/5
Chester: 2/3
Calfort: 4/6
Jet Ree: 1/4
Betty: 1/4
But since Calfort is the one causing the shockwave, should he also be affected by it? HMmmmmm
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>>1250644
I wasn't damaged when i attacked the beasts in the last thread, so i don't think so.
Pls.
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>>1250644
oh shit, we and orange need heal ASAP
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>>1250647
I'm ok right now since I'm in the air.
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>>1250647
Yeah, but so long as Armok uses [Defend All], they wouldn't be in too much danger.
>>
>>1250649
we have potion
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>>1250650
>inb4 AI RED becomes so good at being a party member, no one will ever need playable RED ever again
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>>1250645
NO I mean since you aren't damaged. It also means you're still on fire.
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>>1250656
Wait, what turns did Betty take damage? It was just the fireball and then his turn, right? Shouldn't he be at 2/4?
>>
>>1250659
Hellfire, burn, and shockwave.
>>
>>1250659
Hell fire -1
His turn, he gets burned -1
Shockwave -1
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>>1250656
Well, if that's the case... Yeah, i'd prefer taking the damage. But do whatever you prefer.
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>>1250660
we have potions
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1250663
CALFORT ALSO JUMPED INTO HIS SHOCKWAVE
Calfort: 3/6
But he's not on fiyah anymore.
ARMOK ACTIVATES DEFEND ALL WITH HIS SHIELD BUILT INTO HIS ARM. It gives a +1 to defending rolls
NOW IT'S THE DEMONs TURN!
IT's GONNA TARGET...
1: Jet Ree
2: Soren
3: Chester
4: Clackie
5: Armok
6: Calfort
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>>1250668
RIP Jet Ree.
>>
>>1250668
I approve this AI
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>>1250670
RED got Defend all.
I guess that won't hit us
>>
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d6)
>>1250668
THE DEMON SWIPES AT JET REE
ARMOK BLOCKS HIS PATH
+9 Demon
+7 Armok
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>>1250674
sasuga ai battles
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>>1250676
We aint ded
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>>1250683
nvm
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>>1250674
Going to give the demon some one-two Double Stabbing on my turn. Orange and Teal must sip up on those health potions.
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>>1250674
>>1250685
THE DEMON HITS! ARMOK NOW HAS 4/7 HP
CHESTER SWIFTLY ADVANCES ON THE DEMON AND THRUSTS BOTH HIS RAPIERS INTO THE FIEND
PURPLE, roll 1d6
Double Stab gives you: STR bonus 5 + DEX bonus 6 = +11 Bonus
Demon has +9 DEX bonus
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1250691
Don't forget the +1 from having my rapier sharpened to give a bonus to attacking rolls!
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>>1250691
Drink a potion for my turn to heal.
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1250692
A +12 BONUSSSSS.. CHESTER HAS A TOTAL OF 14!
Demon has... [my roll] + 9
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>>1250674
Now that the DM is rolling for Armok he can't fail
>>
>>1250699
That's far from the worst failed roll we've had this thread.
It is really bad news though.
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>>1250701
he's got 2 more turns with this power up
>>
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>>1250705
He's probably gonna wanna stay back and spit venom unless he's feeling bold. He's at 1 HP from the demon's auto-counter burn.
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>>1250707
*That it would've failed.
And I guess spitting venom will work for now, until I heal up.
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>>1250697
...15. Hmmmm. Okay
The demon burns Chester. Chester has 1/3 HP left! Chester is now on fire! He'll burn for 1 HP for every of his turns. For 3 turns!
It's now Master Bettys Turn.
He drinks a potion >>1250694, Bringing his health to a 2/4. Party has 3 Potions left. A parting gift, from Fib Smogee, former party member, eternal midget, fulltime stoner.
ow it's Soren's turn
>>
>>1250709
or give him a potion
>>
>>1250712
>Chester is now on fire! He'll burn for 1 HP for every of his turns. For 3 turns!
Jesus this fire. Can't someone put the demon out?
>>
so
on our turn we change into monk clothes to switch class or heal with potion?
potato respond
>>
>>1250712
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me.
PALADIN KICK.
>>
>>1250718
at this point, our best bet is for a dim mak to land (despite the astronomically low chances)
>>
>>1250722
seems like it
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1250719
AND NOW, SOREN ENGAGES THE PALADIN KICK.
ROLL 1D6
+9 YOU
+9 DEMON
>>
>>1250713
I need a potion if I want to survive. Can you spare me one?
>>
>>1250740
yeah since force palm is not helping right now
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1250735
Yeah sure +1 Bane of Unholiness
You still lose though fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
The demon burns Soren! Soren has 1/5 HP left! Chester is now on fire! He'll burn for 1 HP for every of his turns. For 3 turns!
It's now Clackies turn!
>>
>>1250746
give purple team a potion end turn
>>
>>1250747
CHESTER NOW HAS 2/3 HP!
PARTY NOW HAS 2 POTIONS LEFT
NOW IT'S JET REEs TURN
>>
>>1250748
We change our profession back to monk, so we can use dim mak.
>>
>>1250750
sober up so you can hit him
>>
>>1250751
I imagine change prof will take whole turn, we'll see next turn what to do.
>>
>>1250750
Jet Ree changes back into a Monk.
Now it's Calforts turn!
>>
>>1250758
Skull throw!
>>
>>1250760
If your head catches on fire, you can cosplay Ghost Rider.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1250760
Roll 1d6!
+9 Demon
+6 You
>>
>>1250765
[Nicolas Cage intensifies]
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1250764
WITNESS MEEE
>>
>>1250765
>>1250767
The demon burns Calforts Skull! Calfort has 2/6 HP left! Calforts Skull is now on fire! He'll burn for 1 HP for every of his turns. For 3 turns!
>>
>>1250771
Aha!! That was our plan!!! With you hellfire it will allows us to upgrade our skeleton class into... Hellfire Skeleton!!!!
>>
>>1250771
we can't keep going like this we have to run
>>
>>1250775
Let's at least try Dim Mak before we leave.
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>>1250780
yesh ok
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1250771
"The [Bugman Paladin] only has 1 HP left. If left unattended, will die of burns. Administering healing potion"
Armok gives Soren a Health Potion, briging his health to 2/5
NOW IT'S THE DEMONs TURN!
IT's GONNA TARGET...
1: Jet Ree
2: Soren
3: Chester
4: Clackie
5: Armok
6: Calfort
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>>1250771
Stop Drop Roll skull to put out fire!
>>
>>1250788
It doesn't work on this magical fire.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1250784
Try to absorb the hellfire.
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1250784
THE DEMON SWIPES AT ARMOK
+9 Demon
+7 Armok
>>1250792
If somehow the party defeats the demon, you'll get a skull permanently on fire.
>>
THE DEMON HITS! ARMOK NOW HAS 3/7 HP
NOW IT'S CHESTER's TURN!
THE FIRE BURNS CHESTER!
CHESTER HAS 1 HP LEFT!
>>
>>1250802
uh
UH
*Drinks Potion*
>>
>>1250802
hol up, OP
unplayable?
I'm back now
it's gonna get boring not being able to do anything
>>
>>1250808
I got us sweet upgrades and a new arm!
>>
>>1250814
no, you got the power armor sweet upgrades and a new arm
I'm a fucking brain in a jar
this is just like getting sick from death rot all over again
>>
>>1250804
CHESTER NOW HAS 2/3 HP!
PARTY HAS 1 HEALTH POTION LEFT
ALSO IT'S MASTER BETTY'S TURN
>>1250808
Well maybe you should have been here when Armok is being experimented on by a shady mad scientist
>>
>>1250817
dis is but a scratch! I'm working on brain recovery via helping teal
>>
>>1250818
Can I contact the paladins from the church to come help?
>>
>>1250818
reeeeeeeee
OP, if we get Armok's brain back into his body, will he be able to enjoy alcohol again or is it fully robotic now?
>>
>>1250821
Yes. Go Betty! Go! Alert the paladins! But don't run away and let your friends die though! That's jsut rude!
>>1250822
Iunno, Will you get his brain back? Maybe his brain is being put into a toaster or something right now.
Or being used as entrée for a particularly nasty tribe of orcs.
Oh tho possibilities.
>>
>>1250823
well, I would
but I can't even play
can I switch colors until it's time?
>>
>>1250823
Simply calling for reinforcements. And it shouldn't take that long since I can just fly to them, right?
>>
>>1250827
Yeah, do what the other red guy did
>>1250828
Yes. But how long will it take them to get here?
Roll 1d6
Your result is the number of turns they will take to arrive
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1250832
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1250832
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>>1250838
"A DEMON HAS BEEN SUMMONED?! THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR THE DEMON-SLAYING PALADIN SQUAD. DO NOT WORRY, THEY WILL ARRIVE POST-HASTE!"
It is now Clackie's Turn
The paladins will arrive after Clackie's turn
>>
so what we do, dim mak or sober
>>
>>1250846
Nice, I actually accomplished something.
>>
>>1250846
palm strike I guess
>>
wait did my turn get skipped or something
>>
>>1250851
>>1250855
Ah, my mistake. Yes. Do your turn. Your DEX is the same as Betty anywya so either can go first.
So now the Paladins will arrive after Sorens turn
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>>1250857
HOLY HEAL on myself
>>
>>1250860
SOREN NOW HAS 4/5 HP
BANG BOOM CRASH
"WE HEARD THERE BE DEMONS IN HERE"
"SOMEONE'S GONNA GET PURGED"
>>
>>1250864
Yeah, it's that evil looking dude engulfed in flames.
>>
>>1250864
Yes we'll use sober dim mak
>>
>>1250867
"THEN PREPARE TO BE SLAIN, FIEND!"
"YOU WILL TROUBLE THIS WORLD NO MORE"
>>
>>1250877
>grabs popcorn
>>
>>1250878
And then a purging happens. The End.
>>
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>>1250884
Commend the paladins on their good work.
>>
>>1250884
can we check on our brain now?
>>
>>1250884
thanks paladins, by the way people, our main quest to save the princess ends in 5 threads
>>
>>1250884
Thank the God that they saved us. But, two things: Are we still on fire, and do we get anything out of it, due to us showing where the demon was and holding it off until reinforcement arrived?
>>
>>1250884
"hey guys thanks for the assist"
>>
>>1250884
Good shit, swap class back to apprentice blacksmith
>>
>>1250884
Ah, and use Holy Heal on party members
>>
Time for me to leave, it is Dungeon and Dragons time for me.
>>
>>1250890
Yep. THat's a brain.
>>1250888
"And we thank you for holding off the demon for so long. THe town yet lives thanks to your actions"
>>1250892
"Ah then you better see to it quickly then"
>>1250893
"Of course, here let us heal you." THe party is fully healed
>>1250895
"No problem, brother"
"Oh and to commend you for stalling the demon, have some EXP"
THe party has gained a level
>>1250897
Jet Ree swapped class
>>
>>1250905
Soren praises the Lord.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1250905
can we sense our surroundings?
I can even roll fo rit
>>
>>
>>1250905
Sweet, I like leveling up.
>>
>>1250909
Yes. You sense that you are indeed. Inside a jar.
>>
well, this is pointless, OP
>>
>>1250917
Is there a world outside of jar?
>>
>>1250918
No. THIS is pointless
>>
Anyway, who's active to start leveling up
>>
>>1250922
I am
>>
>>1250922
Yep
>>
>>1250922
Still here.
>>
>>1250922
Here.
>>
>>1250922
well, can red choose what stats to level up even though we're not playable?
if not, then it's eh
>>
>>1250923
Alright I'll staart with you. Here. Pick a stat to increase.
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>>1250930
more into brain, OP
best stat
>>
>>1250922
yes sir
>>
>>1250930
BRAIN POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEERED
>>
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>>1250931
>>1250935
"Ah, the brain grew slightly bigger. Strange, that went quite differently In My Dream"
>>
>>1250945
That means his INT increases right?
Also, do we get a skill too?
>>
>>1250945
GIMME MY BODY BACK
>>
>>1250945
Rattle Rattle!
(Do I have a brain too?)
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>>1250950
"Oh yes. I can hear you, brain. BUt didn't you say >>1250001 "Flesh is overrated"? Ahaahahahahha"
So anyway, I'll do it by the order you replied to my post up there. Jet Ree's next. Pick a stat to increase
>>1250952
Nah
>>
>>1250960
Rattle
(well then I'll take that one)
>>
>>1250964
This one?
>>
>>1250960
Dex
>>
>>1250967
Rattle Rattle.
(Not what I meant, but I'll go down the rabbit hole.)
Rattle.
(so sure.)
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>>1250960
so you saying you are such shit of a mad scientist you can't replace ALL FLESH into mechanical/robotic/electronic parts?
Can't even make brain into processor with transferring all the data and mind itself?
hah
charlatan
I bet that PHD on your wall is fake and printed somewhere for cheap
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>>1250973
Your DEX is now 4
>>1250974
Well too bad
>>1250975
"But I already did. You were the useless part so I took it out. And now if you excuse me. I must now go and proclaim to everyone that dubs>subs. That'll sure to get a few bums bothered"
>>
>>1250987
>proclaim to everyone that dubs>subs.
you monster!
>>
>>1250987
Rattle
(amazing)
Rattle Rattle Rattle..?
(So I'll be taking the dwarve's brain then or..?)
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1250987
>"But I already did. You were the useless part so I took it out.
well you failed - cause voices in my head didn't transferred over.
>And now if you excuse me. I must now go and proclaim to everyone that dubs>subs.
GET FUCKING ANGRY
HIT HIS BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE JAR
>>
>>1250987
Gonna upgrade my DEX.
Be back in 10 min.
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>>1250991
NO you brainless skeleton. There's no brains in your vicinity.
>>1250992
"Well yeah. Why would I want the voices in your head to transfer over. Those things is what got you into this jar. Which you can't even move. Hahaha. Anyway, Imma let you listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAtC1SzWSXg on repeat forever. While I go and convince everyone that dubs > subs and everytime something gets localized, dubbing would take place. Bye"
>>1250995
Kool
>>
>>1251005
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooROLL OUTTA THERE
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>>1251005
are we not choosing abilities?
i'll up my END
>>
Guys, help
I mean come on, you gotta want to figure out what's wrong with armokor you like him better than way
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>>1251012
END increased. Now who's next
I'll have a whole list afterwards to be faster
>>
>>
>>1251019
me then
>>
>>1251019
Btw Jet will take an apprentice blacksmith skill instead of a monk skill
>>
>>1251024
Whoa, this snek is as strong as an Orc
>>1251026
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>>1251035
dex
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>>1251038
Good. NOw who's next on the stat list
>>
>>1251040
Can you post my stats too, I wanna see what they look like.
>>
heyyy I was gone for 400 posts and snekboi is still alive
hell ye
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>>1251035
Well, the bigger the snek, the more powerful of a thrust he can give his rapiers. Basically allowing him to land a blow against a more dexterous enemy.
>>
Oh yeah Calfort. Where dem greens at.
>>1251041
>>
Welp. Guess Calfort's got an empty skull rite now.
>>
>>1251054Just like Armok.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1251054
try to communicate with other brains in jars nearby
>>
But seriously, check our inventory. I felt like we're low on health potions, thanks to hellfire trying to make a well done dinner out of our party.
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>>1251068
can I use the remaining 2 gold coins for intense monk training?
>>
oh well
I'm out for todayBRAIN IN JAR WILL HAVE HIS COMEBACK
thanks for bread
>>
>>1251077
Go for it. In the meantime, Chester'll head out and see if he can get some cash money for the crew.Some of which for his own training.
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>>1251080
as the saying goes, "out of the skin disease and into the brain jar"
>>
coming out of the shadors again now that ranger is gone, now let's try to kill some passing insects with our brain power( or just roll our jar over them) so e can get some xp
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>>1251077
Yeah sure. BUt there's no travelling master in this town. Gotta have to find one in some other place.
ANYWAY. Since it's bump limit and players's getting sparse. I'll end it here. Game Saved. To be continued and all that.
Gotta sleep now because I have to go somewhere tomorrow. Won't be back til Monday. See ya.
Updates:https://twitter.com/notapaladin
Oh and since the time limit to complete the save the princess quest is 5 threads. Maybe I should count this one as the first one. Hmmm.
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1251092
My last action is to search the town for a girlfriend.
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>>1251092
so we aren't choosing new abilities? just stats?
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>>1251092
no dont!
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>>1251094
"Psst. Hey. Heard you looki for a gf"
>>1251095
Eh you'll get them next thread.
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>>1251100
aight
see you monday mate
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>>1251102
See ya
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>>1251106
Yeah, good thread, and I'll see you on the next one.
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>>1251005
Develop psychokinesis
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