Years ago I made a thread on /b/ about prostitute that was pretty popular and god damn hilarious, so in the spirit of that thread, im proposing a spiritual successor to that thread.
Unfortunately it's late here and im heading to bed, so I will allow anyone interested to choose the basic details of the story:
>0: Name of our protagonist
>1: Setting of the quest
>2: General Appearance and Character
>3: Iventory (realistic)
>4: Mode of Transportation
>5: Pimp/no pimp, plus pimps name
>6: 'Specialty'
>7: Strength stat
>8: Intelligence stat
>9: Charisma stat
>Dubs: choose your own stipulation (drug addiction, venerial disease, whatever you think will make it funny /interesting)
This adventure wont be anything serious, itll just be really dumb and hopefully really fun. Also, none of this is prewritten or planned. Im going let you, the reader, and improvisation write the story. Lets do it.
>>122945
>Jessica McMiller
>NY 90's
>Avarage Height, Skinny, white, long dark hair
>Panties, Dress, bag, hidden knife
>no pimp
>nothing, we are new
>3/10
>6/10
>8/10
I don't know if i am doing it right
>>123514
heelies
Rolled 30 (1d100)
Aimee Knocks (trashiest name possible)
Mesa, Arizona
Slim, good face and hair, but it's clear every remaining "good looks" points went into her tits.
Literally nothing. We're basically Smeagol.
See previous statement.
No pimp.
Anything top-oriented.
Str/Chr/Int: Again, see Inventory statement.
Downside: Infected with giant ground sloth lycanthropsy.
>>122945
We are the most intelligent strongest and charismatic woman
Please tell me that im not the only one who's completely lost
>>124489
Charisma confirmed, what else holds in store?
>>124498
Also most intelligent and charismatic. Let's see strength
>>122945
>0: Margeret Fancheski
>1: Boston 30's (I.E Great Depression railing)
>2: Slightly Below Average Height, Palewhite, Crimson crepe dress. Pure Blonde hair. A
>3: Pack of cigarettes, Broken off broomstick (We start off arguing with some faggot we banged). And a porno mag
>4: 1933 Alfa Romeo
>5: No Pimp. A Pimp can't afford that shit in the Depression
>6: Damsel in Distress: (Can seduce heroey or neutral good types into coming to her aid, or being lured into a trap)
>7: 5/10
>8:4 /10
>9: 8/10
>Joke shit: She has a fetish for Poor People.
Op here, im way too fucking high to do this right now. Ill try again tomorrow
>>134230
fuck off, nobody wants to play this shit anyways. Report, hide and sage
>>123695
>knocks
>not knockersdale
you failed at step uno