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You are John, a 21 year old man with $40 in his wallet, $12 in his bank account, a gambling habit, and the dreams of becoming rich and successful.
You wake up in your bed, located in the basement of your parents house, and ponder how to start the day...
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>>1215680
this is John
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>>1215682
>would anyone like to contribute to the story?
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John commits suicide.
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>>1215693
Kek
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>decide i need a source of money and start my day off by finding an older widowed woman in need of companionship and loaded with cash. I will attempt to seduce her money.
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>>1215718
Well john is in fact dead. I belive the first job would be to resurrect him
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>so pathetic and obviously horrible at everything i do that i botch my own suicide incapable of ending my life. The suicide makes me realize i want to live and go out into town and look for opportunities to make money.
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What qualifications do we have?
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John picks up a rock/brick and throws it in his neighbor's window because he's frustrated with life.
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>>1215680
John decides to become a flasher. He puts on his birthday suit and trench coat and hits the town
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