Quest? Yes Skeletons were involved

>check out that weird sign in the middle of a fairy circle

>Other(write in won't you)
Inventory check, did all our stuff come with us? did we even have stuff?

>>121563
>>leave the forest(somehow)

>>121575
Switching answer to this. Now interested in inventory.

>>121578
>>121575
>>121571
Alrighty then guys, quick moving.
>Sir spook's heeds your words of wisdom.
He checks out his trusty Skeletonite® brand satchel.
And find
>Your trusty bone sword now bathed in so much astral energy it glows
>Your armor which has never failed the deflect a hit, it glows too
>and 100 gold pieces.
And of course
>a book of every Monster in existence and their weak points.
Well that all the stuff that made it with you. if only you had you Dargon Busters(high powered pistols strong enough to put holes through dragon hide.)
But they fell out on the way in.
You walk towards the fairy circle
"Beware of roving Paladins. Pub this way >"
"A pub oh boy." you say to no one in peculiar.

>>121615
Fucking Paladins, I swear to god.

Kick the door down and chat up the skelefems.

>>121615
oh no... it's a fae drinking hall isn't it, i'd say keep an eye on the clock while in there, but time moves weird when the fae are involved. Ah well not like we care what the time is when we don't even know where we are.

>>121615
Go drinking. Make mess on floor because no stomach

>>121624
>>121626
"Yes if fae are involved it will be a problem but not because of time." Sir spooks is all but immortal to the perils of time due to his nature as "natural" undead not risen undead.
"So it's agreed that we get wasted?"
You feel the voices nod in agreement.
"Good."
You walk a bit in the direction the sign was pointing, sword drawn and glowing a nice green.
After what felt like hours (25 minutes) of walk you approach a small quint building. This can't possible be the pub it's much to small you think to yourself. While you get closer to the pub, Your sword glows red and a dark blob tackles you
"HEY!!! big boy~" "Why don't you give a dog a bone?" A Hellhound and she looks drunk as hell
"He he he" Your sword glows a cautious orange;
Should be an easy fight as long as it doesn't get out of hand.
>Alright voices, this battle system is simple the more the voice chose an option the more powerful it is, and don't be afraid to propose maybe like a special move.

Oh man I really need to proof-read.
Sorry folks if it's hard to understand.

>>121666
Oh those satan trips great I scared all the posters away

>>121666
Alrighty then let me just...Done
"Wow you skipped the first fight scene."
People weren't digging it and..i'll talk to you in private...
"OK but now my stories different!"
I'll just pretend that it happened the same way as it did originally.
"Fine as long as I get my."SPOILERS!!!
"I was gonna say lich-waifu but you screamed at me." Goddammit, OK fine.
You enter the pub and instantly you're greeted by a preppy waitress in a maid uniform.
"Hello and welcome to GroundPounders; my name's Lisa. How can I help you?
>I need alcohol,
>I need magical alcohol
>Join me on my adventures
>I need all the beer in a 1 mile radius.
>take a gander at Lisa
>Look around the bar for "Lich-waifu"

>>121716
>>I need magical alcohol

>>121729
"I need magical alcohol."
Completely echoing the voice,
you tell her bluntly, she nods her head then escorts you to a booth. "Our alcohol is fresh from a brewer on site" you hand her a few gold pieces and her eyes go wide "Is this actual gold…"
The waitress starts to gasp's loudly, dry heaving , the works. Whoa you'd think for such a crowded place they'd see a gold pent once in a while, must be a family establishment. So is she gonna go my Drink or what?
>slap a hoe
>start rattling very loudly
>other (Write in.)

>>121753
>>start rattling very loudly

>>121753
>Other:Pull out his Skelton so you have a drinking buddy.
To rattle your bones with a bona buddy us really rattling.