RISK Thread

The Empire of Timbuktu
Grey
Right where Spain and Africa touch.

>>120077
so you want morocco?

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>>120046
>The United Slavic Republic (TUSR)
>Red
>Serbia

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>>120046
Sauron
Orange
Iceland

>>120133

>iceland

looks like someone didn't learn their lesson

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>>120046
>The Confederacy
>Grey
>Morocco

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donalding for interest

>>120141
I could go to Britain you know

>>120096
Yes

>>120146

lel, >>120077 dis nigga already picked grey AND morocco. try again.

>>120161
Oh what the fuck.

Something came up and I gotta go anyways, so count me out OP.

>>120165
Rage quit.

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>>120165

dodged a bullet there

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waiting for 4 more players

>>120175
I don't think you are going to get them

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>>120183

welp, sheit. starting game now, more players can join as game progresses.

MUP 1

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>120191

Fill lithuania then belarus, if spares then fill latvia and estonia

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>>120175
>Mfw I realize his name
Mah Comrade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhCIIg6PmZk
Expand West to the Coast. If I reach. Expand South

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>120191
Go to Norway then expand to Britain.

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>>120197

by adidas i meant pic related

also you must use dice, check OP post

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>>120197
>>120170

where did you go

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>120191
Let's take more of Morocco

>>120234
I have a six month old I may take a second sometimes lol

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>120234
Here.

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MUP 2

New players: you can still join! read OP for information

>>120191
I would join as a nation in Turkey. Gold please.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>120261

Fill latvia and estonia, then belarus. extra go to ukraine

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>120261
Fill England

Rolled 74 (1d100)

Morocco again.
I want all of Africa.

>>120264
>>120261
The Holy Protectorate of Constantinople is displeased with the timing of its post.

>>120286

you can roll for this turn, just don't take too long

>>120261
Can there be one more player?

>>120302

sure! we need more to make it fun, read OP

Sweet, thanks

Iran
Cyan

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>120297
The Holy Protectorate continues filling the territories in Turkey.

REMINDER: for a cozier game, specify the fill patterns so i don't mess up your intentions

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>120261
Squat South

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MUP 3

Ivan, you need to be specific, as you can only partially occupy 3 lands at once.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>120355

Fill belarus, then march south in ukraine to slovakia and fill slovakia, remainders fill ukraine and moldova.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>120355
Let's start by filling in Iran

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>120355
The Holy Protectorate continues radiating out, taking greater amounts of land in Turkey. If our victories are overwhelming, spread to the South-East.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>Pink
>Germany
>Empire of the Rose

>>120355
Take the rest of Morocco and move into Spain.
I changed my mind about Africa.
I'm a motherfucking king I can do what I want.

REMINDER: put bonus amount in your NAME, or it will not be counted.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>120363
Byzantine Empire
Constantinople

>>120380

Someone already chose turkey, pick another spot and color.

Rolled 41 (1d100)

> Pink
> Germany
>Empire of the Rose

>>120387
I'll move to greece.

>>120393

you'll be purple for now

>>120372
>>120392
you will start off as one territory, roll next turn.

ALL PLAYERS: be descriptive in your turns, like this >>120367

>>120343
Would you agree to a non-aggression pact?

>>120343
Ivan, let's get going.

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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>A new Kingdom is established in an area inside of Germany, they are the Empire of the Rose, and they worship the Undergod.
>The Undergod has spoken to their Queen
... Grow...
> She has decreed that from North to South shall be the borders of their kingdom, and so they expand, first Northward.

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>>120355
Marc's socialist republic of yung gemmy appreciation

>>120474
brown
eastern russia

>>120474
>>120474

marc, nice to see you again (it's SAOC.. again...)

pick another place, germany is taken. also pick a color, MUP once you do.

Golden Horde rises in the far east (center).

>Great Khan of the Golden Horde

>>120480
>>120479

>>120485

be specific about starting location and color, MUP once you do.

>>120373

may want to use dice.

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MUP 4 because you guys are taking too long.

>>120515
Beeline along the coast of the aegean sea to constantinople.

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>>120515
>>120515

DISREGARD

REAL MUPDATE 4

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>>120496
i dont remember the fucking name, uzbekistan maybe.

>Golden Horde
>hurr specify color
since gold is taken, yellow will do fine.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>120526

>>120515
Head towards northern Iran, specifically the borders of Turkey, Armenia, and Azerbaijan.

>>120529

go ahead and roll for mup 4

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>120526
The Holy Protectorate continues filling in the lands of Turkey. We take the final lands in the East before sweeping our forces back to the west.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>120526
>The Empire of the Rose expands northward, peacefully taking country and land

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>120526
Head towards Northern Iran, specifically the borders of Turkey, Armenia, and Azerbaijan.

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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>120539

>Great Khan of the Golden Horde

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>>120541

>tfw the "unstoppable" lore becomes real

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>120526
Fill the east

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>120526
>Morocco must surrender any remaining territory so the King may have a proper Capitol for his new nation
Thus will begin a new era of prosperity for Africa

>>120541
A glorious campaign for our great peoples. Long live the Protectorate!

>United Israeli States of Arabia.
>Blue
>Jerusalem, Israel.

>>120574
Please, I beg you. Don't take constantinople.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>120526

Fill slovakia through ukraine, then ukraine itself

>>120572
?

>>120579
Deus Vult

>>120581
Trips can occur my friend, and even quads. You should roll for 10000 instead of the weak minded 100.

>>120574
The Empire of the Rose would like to extend a hand to the Holy Protectorate of Constantinople.
>The Queen sends a bird to the High Priest
>She expresses her praise to the High Priest for his Conquest

>>120589
We're going to have trouble in the future. I know it.
Constantinople will end up in our hands.

>>120593

maybe next time, i will improve the map

>>120526
I'd like to join.
Asura Army
Light Green
India
>>120587
Sorry, forgive me. I thought this was a Risk thread from yesterday.
I started of in Iran and was cyan colored as well.
I deleted the post already.

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MUP 5

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>120612
TAKE CONSTANTINOPLE

>>120612
Fill russia defend if attacked

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>120599
The Protectorate is fully willing to accept any offers of friendship from civilized nations. Any enemies of ours shall be swiftly dispatched.
>>120612
The Protectorate expands to the west. Aiming to take the rest of the Turkish lands.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>120612
>The Empire of the Rose continues to expand northward, encountering Barbarians and crushing, absorbing, or negotiating with them
>Empire of the Rose

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>120617

>>120612
We must conquer Spain.
The King believes the affluence of the Spanish is an affront when compared to the plight of Africa. That wealth must be seized and redistributed. Their coastal trade routes will strengthen Timbuktu significantly.

>>120612
OP, can I join? >>120607

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>120612

It is time to conquer the Holy Land!

>deploy IDF infantry companies to retake Israel from islamic rule.

>if conquered, send in the IDF to conquer Jordan and send peace keeping troops to Syria.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>120612
Head east of Iran now filling it up. But remember, only within Iran's borders.

>>120623
Then this offer will be received in kind. We shall defend your lands and holdings if you promise to do the same.

Is Sauron still in the game?

Hold up, what era is this game? It feels like this is the time of Justinian's mighty rule.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>120612
Continue to fill country.


>Great Khan of the Golden Horde

>>120647
Era of the spacegirls

>>120643
We ask you to begin moving South, when you can, to help exterminate the pretenders to the throne of my lands.

>>120626
>>120632
>>120639
>>120651
4chan's dice roller confirmed complete shit and rolling under average.

>>120655
>space girls
>GIRLS
>space

hol up, so u be sayin..

this is the 80's?

>>120660
This op please

>>120628
Forgot roll

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>120674

>>120667
>>120660
Very true.

This shit ass system was enacted because of some people who were not "satisfied" with 4chan's normal codes, and they felt the dice was more "random".


desu senpai desu family senpai this

>>120667
it's actually a known issue.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>The Empire of the Rose begins to move south from it's home in the city of Ubekantt
>They move through unconquered lands peacefully.

It doesn't really matter. It'll affect us all equally over the course of the game.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>120612

Fill czech and moldva, then spill ukraine

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MUP 6

HPC and BYZ battle it out; HPC completely wins turkey, giving a +3 bonus.

>>120612

Kangdom of Egypt
Cairo
Light Blue

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>120725
Continue filling inside of Iran to east.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>120725
Go towards Italy, get onto there if you can.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>120725
>The Empire of the Rose continues to move south, taking any land under anyone ones control.
>They also send parties northward to fill up Denmark.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>120725
Continue filling Uzbeki, any spill goes south.

>>120667
Wanna be friends?


>Great Khan of the Golden Horde

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>120725

After the successful campaign in Israel, Israel is looking at Egypt for it's precious oil.

>Invade Egypt before the dindu settles in it.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>120746
sure

>>120725
roll to fill russia

>>120725
Our efforts to overthrow the government of Spain go excellently. Soon the King will be in full control of their wealth and resources
Spain shall fall

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>120725
The Protectorate expands to the North-East. Avoiding any confrontations with Cyan. Our aim is to bring each of those regions together.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>120757

>>120746
minor correction, my main land is Kazahkstan

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>120777

(as of next mup you actually have uzbek, tajik, kyrgyzstan and kazakhstan.)

>>120725

Fill ukraine, spill hungary then poland.

Dindu hurry up, you just joined.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>The Queen has decided to send her armies to the East, to spill into the neighboring country as well as to move south
>Empire of the Rose

>>120786
nice. do we have to keep track of bonuses ourselves?


>Great Khan of the Golden Horde

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>120750

>before the dindu settles in

what you be sayin son? we wuz kangz this is the kangdom. Our kangdom

>>120797

Fill up Egypt, man

>>120725
Oh shit, I'm back.

>Dark Red
>The Confederacy
>Sri Lanka

>>120818
GO BACK TO MALI MUNSA MEASLAEASA

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MUP 7

DINDUS MAKE AMAZING COMEBACK, MANAGE TO REPEL JEWS SOMEHOW; KANGS MAGIC LIKELY IN PLAY

UISA V Egypt
15 V 15
Result: STANDOFF at Suez.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>120842
>Empire of the Rose expands southward, taking any land yet unconquered.
>They do so with ease, either through gentle military action or through peaceful negotiations.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>120842
Fill Russia

also op next round can you count normal rolls

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>120842
Fill In Italy.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>120842
The protectorate finishes the unification of the East, then moves it's forces West to move south into Syria

>>120842
The Hordes once again make a show of force in China! Spill into Nepal and Turkmenistan.

>Great Khan of the Golden Horde
>Allies: Marc SRYGA

>>120854

use the dice, bob.

>>120857
normal rolls? ?? you mean without dice? no

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>120842
Shit, trying to figure out how the dice work on this board...

Expand in Sri Lanka and into India

>>120842
Move up the coast.

>>120864
Why not

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>120842

Deploy Sayeret Matkal to hit a couple of Dindu military hideouts, and at the same time send in Sayeret 13 to tactically wreck havoc on the Dindu ports of Egypt.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>120862

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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>120842

Fill Egypt. We gunna make sure we tell dem who da real kangs here in Africa.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>120842
Fill in remenants inside Iran and focus any spills towards Iraq.

>>120869

here's why:

>>120857
>>120859
>>120861
>>120862
>>120864
>>120867

this board is not very active, rolls would be unfair. use the dice.

>>120842
Now The King has ordered a preemptive attack on Portugal to prevent the country from retaliating against Timbuktu for taking over Spain.
Should this conquest be easy,it is time to refocus on Africa and move our Empire into Algeria.

>>120862
>>120862

you have 13 spill armies, where do you want them?

>>120908
Pakistan, please.


>Great Khan of the Golden Horde
>Allies: Marc SRYGA

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>120842

Fill hungary, slovenia, austria, then poland.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>120898

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>>120926
jesus christ

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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>120842
I am back. Fill England

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MUP 8

BONUSES:

(Green) Adidas+16
(grey) Timbuktu+4
(red) TUSR+0
(orange) Sauron+0
(gold) HPC+7
(cyan) Cyan+4
(pink) ROSE+0
(purple) BYZ+0
(brown) MARC+0
(yellow) Khanate+8
(blue) UISA+0 x
(light blue) DINDU+0

Conflicts:

UISA vs DINDUS
10 v 20
Result: Dindus win 10, USIA kicked from egypt.

>>120950
Fill Russia

>>120950
Isn't Spain worth 4 by itself?

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>120950
Fill Afghanistan and spill into India.

>Great Khan of the Golden Horde
>Allies: Marc SRYGA

>>120955

you never completed spain f.am

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>120950
Keep Filling England if spill take Ireland as well

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>120954

>>120926
The aggressiveness of your forces is a concerning thing. I hope that you do not push the hands of others.
>>120950
We push into Southern Europe, and hope that the migrating Byzantines make no resistance to our Protection.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>120950
Start filling Iraq and focus any spills to Arabia.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>120950
Spill over northern Italy.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>120960
Shitsnacks.
Ok. Going on up into Spain to finish the job.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>120968
With the plans lain, the execution is initiated.

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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>120950

With our horde of Dindus, we charge over the walls dem of Israel and into dat dere land. Kuk preserve us.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>120968
Do not invade greece. I'm rolling against you, just in case you do.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>120950
After an unsuccessful attack on the Dindu, a message has been passed around in high command the bombers should bomb Egypt of Dindu with napalm bombs, and then go in and take over the Islamic land.

>>120977
nigga u goin down

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>120950
>>120950
>The Empire of the Rose continues to fill up Germany, heading further south as much as it can. Peacefully conquering all territories it can
>Praise the Undergod

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>120950
What the fuck OP add me.
>>120821

Anyways I should already have all of Sri Lanka by now and I continue my expansion in India.

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>>120984

>>120957
What's our alliance name?

Holy GUAC my head hurts

give me a few minutes, so much going on.

>>120991

Marc wish to ally with Adidas?

>>120992
Sure my man

I was thinking maybe
>Formal Alliance of Spacegirl Admirerers

>>120991
Hmm... What culture are you? Maybe something with a steppe/nomad theme if you're also that. Otherwise maybe Eastern Federation?

>>121002
Is 80's neo-synth comrade a culture

>>121008
maybe theme is better word than culture.

You don't like Eastern Federation? How about:
>Chinese Cartoon Girls Admirers
?

>>121021
East Bloc is good.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>120950

Fill austria, spill poland

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MUP 9

Conflicts:

HPC v BYZ
12 V 5
Result:HPC gains 7 land

DINDU V UISA
5 V 5
Result: Standoff

>>121040
Fill Russia

>>121040
Continue filling India.


>Great Khan of the Golden Horde
>East Bloc

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>121040
Thank you OP

Continue to expand in India

>>121040
How do you do combat rolls? Why don't you just use the 4chan rolls?

I expand further in Italy. Greece is a lost cause.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>121046
fuggin dice

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>121040
>The Empire continues to fill Germany, expanding to the East to stake it's holdings
>For the Undergod

>>121045
>>121046

>forgetting dice
>naming alliance after one of the members

wew

>>121047
>filling india

k..

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>121045

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>121040
Continue to drive the pretender kings of Byzantine into Italy. Any spill will fill the remaining lands in the Southern tip.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>121040
Well.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>121040
The conquest of Algeria shall be the footnote to Africa's rise to power under Timbuktu

>>121063
I want peace. Let me keep Italy.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>121040
Keep filling England then fill Ireland

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>121040
Finish filling Iraq and go into Jordan. Any spills is focused on Arabia/Kuwait.

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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>121040

>germany's "army"

Fill poland, then squat on the graves of germany.

>>121063
>The Queen has sent a message to the High Priest
Why not take over the Byzantine's, and give them a puppet ruler under your control?
>They want peace, make your demands.

>>121059
>naming alliance after one of the members
Huh?

>>121077

eastern bloc countries are poland, hungary, ukraine, etc

>>121075
My 92 to your 14.
>Empire of the Rose

>>121066
I will allow such. Hand me your lands in the peninsula, and peace shall remain so long as you leave all protected territories alone. Our war is ended if you will have such an end.

>>121082
Oh. I'll let Marc deside.

>>121084
Fine. I'll give you greece. But I want to keep the Albania-Italy searoute under my control.

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>120984

Dem Egyptian hoods rolls up into Israel in our armored Cadillacs and Chryslers and perform a tactical drive-by. If we can, fill dat Egypt. We shall be kangs forever more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7l3Bmzly38

>>121040
Can we roll to decide the victor in combat?

>>121097
This is amiable.
>>121040
Make it so, if you will.

>>120984
>>121104
Curb=Stomped.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>121040
TACTICAL COUNTER DRIVE BY TO KILL THEM KANGZ USING OUR MIGHTY MERKAVA TANKS.

>>121112

look at top right of the OP image, that determines how the battles go- number of armies; tie = standoff.

>>121104
Good war, my friend. T.

Make uncle Barbosa proud!

>>121092
>>121082
I can't think of anything

>>121133

Dat we will, Moshe. You were a true nigga to the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eHpFgEJdNc

>>121125
I'm going to do rolls. I can't get used to this.

>>121137
Euroasian Federation?

>Great Khan of the Golden Horde

>>121154
Sure

>>121145
Good movie my friend,

Watched it once, it's pretty inspiring my kang.

>>121153

we all know why that doesn't work (roll progression is not fast enough); roll with dice or don't play.

>>121075
>>121083

look at top right of map; that shows the rolling numbers. you lose half of bavaria in next mup

>>121153
Bruh

Just put dice+1d100 in the email/option field

It ain't that hard.

>>121173
Please note this deal that was reached:
>>121114

>>121177
He isn't using dice rolls for combat. That's my issue.

>>121173
So it's based on the post numbers, not the dice roll?
Huh
Then whats the bloody point of the dice?

>>121186

It's all about dice; the dice result is used for the top right numbers

>>121192
I'm confused, but carry on. Let my dice go where they may

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>121198
dude he uses the dice instead of your post number, it's not that fucking hard.

>>121203
this

>>121185
Sorry for the misunderstanding, but isn't this just a normal roll system besides the dice? He's just treating the dice roll as you'd treat your post number on the other boards and I assume he does the same for combat.

It's confusing for someone whose never used the dice before but I feel like i'm catching on.

This is like my... Third? Risk match ever on 4Chan. So My apologies everyone.

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MUP 10

Conflicts:

HPC v BYZ
15 v 10
Result: HPC gains all of BYZ greece, by treaty between combatants.

Adidas v rose
25 v 5
Result:Rose troops die defending bavaria; adidas wins poland and strikes at germany

UISA V Dindus
8 V 10
Result: Dindus are at the walls of jerusalem

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>>121215

>third RISK match

Its alright, man. You'll get better around the next ten or twenty matches.

Get out while you still can. These games are a curse.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

Fill up russia my man

>>121229

lel, my first game was with marc, I was saudi arabia and i kicked his ass. that was tuesday

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>121228
fill india

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>121228
Continue to expand in India

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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>121228
>The Empire of the War sees this act of surprise assault against them from Adidas and declares war
>They push back on all fronts
>The Queen mobilizes the Motorrad-Ritters
>Praise the Undergod

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>121228
Take the rest of the Southern Peninsula, then move North, leaving Romania alone

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>121228

We finna take out them Israeli boys once and for all. Den we gonna take the rest of our beloved kangdom.

>>121241
>The Empire of the War sees this act of surprise assault against them from Adidas and declares war

>surprise assault against them from Adidas

you wanted to invade poland

>>121232
You only won because I fucked up the rolls

>>121228
Why wasn't this counted? >>121071 Sorry if I'm being a newfag.

>>121251
shit, i'll stack that onto your new roll. sorrydude

>>121249
tru, when i took the whole balkans in one roll

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>121257
Angered by the loss of greece and the failure to recover Constantinople, the aristocracy declares the Basileus illegitimate. The military allies with the aristocracy almost immediately. After a brief fight, the remaining loyalists cave in and the emperor is brutally executed along with his whole family. In the ashes of the empire, an oligarchy rises.

>>121228
Fill Ireland then Fill Norway

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>121228

HOL UP.

Fight them back, even if we have mad respect for them kangs of africa and shit.

>>121239
i forgot nepal when i counted my bonus, im at +10.

>>121261
result is no land gained. if you want to gain any land then re roll

>>121260
Fill in Italy.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>121228
Fill Saudi Arabia now.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>121265

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>121270
Fine.

>>121228
you missed my last roll >>121061

>>121278

Where do you want to gain land? give me some hints

>>121287
Italy.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>121228

Adidas crushes the spirit of germany, taking vast expanses of land.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>121300
The Empire of the Rose counters this, using the Motorized forces of her Knights on Motorbikes to stake off the invasion
>Praise the Undergod
>Counter attack

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MUP 11

Conflicts:

Adidas+21 v Rose+0
31 V 5
Result: 26 german territories taken, massive rose casualties

UISA+0 V Dindus+0
10 v 8
Result: Dindus BTFO israel

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>121312
Fill the rest of russia spill scandanavia

>>121312
Rose won the die roll against you, 47-29 rose.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>121312
>fill india

What are your rules for moving over allied lands to attack enemies, OP?

>>121312
Fill Norway if spill fill Sweden

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>121312
The Protectorate has decided that the shambles of the Red-lands must be purged and rebuilt. We aim to take the lands to the North-West for the good of those suffering peoples.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>121322

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>121312
Continue pushing north in India, praying the massive yellow blob doesn't notice me slowly creep along.

>>121316
No, first of all:

>>121308 was a late post, rose fought with >>121241 which was a 2

Second of all: read the top right of each map, for army count according to die. if this explanation doesn't work for you, then you're just retarded.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>121312
Fill Southern Arabia now.

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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>121312
>Empire of the Rose moves it capital further north to protect the Emperor and the Queen
>They beg for their Undergod to aid them
>They call upon a crusade against Adidas and their horrible shoes

>>121324
Correction to my bonus. It's only +10. I don't love how small the bonus value map is.

>>121345
it's about those countries IRL. they're all shitholes t,bh f.am

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>>121312

We finna go full 1992 L.A. Riots up in Tel-Aviv. Keep attackin' Israel.

>>121324

Ayo, Priest man. Word is on da street is dat you be takin the fight to them Slavs. Why not do it with some sick beats? Check out mah mix-tape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kndnlN_5tJc

>>121347
No, I get that. My eyesight is just shit sometimes.
>>121348
Well met, strange minstrel!

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>121312
I choose to continue taking northern Italy.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>121348
Clear out those dirty mongols out of our Holy land!

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>>121324

let's try to achieve this, shall we?

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>121312
>>121348

forgot roll

>>121364
This is an agreeable end. There is no need for war between two civilized empires.

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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>121312

Completely wipe out rose, then fill in germany. spill romania.

>empires that have slavic lands are strong

>>121380
>You missed my roll, 71.

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>>121386

>he thinks 71 beats 17

look at the MAP.

1,2,3 = 5 armies
4,5,6 = 8 armies
7,8,9 = 10 armies
0 = 15 armies
dubs = 20 armies

then consider my +21 bonus from my slavic nations. you didn't have a chance in hell, sorry lad. gg

>>121386
It's not the roll itself, but the digit. It's an easy mistake to make. Don't worry, be happy.

>>121364
>>121395
could you answer this question please: >>121321

>>121395
>Before the royal family is killed, use the power of the Undergod to transport them to the home of the High Priest of the Holy Protectorate of Constantinople
>Your armies are told to surrender, peacefully.

>>121395
If this is how the system works, then you are unstoppable.

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>>121407
>Your armies are told to surrender, peacefully.

>>121411
yup that's how it works.

see lower right of OP image for country bonuses.

>>121415
>The royal family knows when to protect their people. Letting them surrender will ensure that they remain safe.

>>121411
That's why he chose to build where he did. With a coordinated strike I could take out many of his bonuses, but I'm choosing peace.

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MUP 12

Conflicts:

USIA v Dindus
10 v 10
Standoff

Rose+0 v adidas+21
5 v 31
Result: adidas gains 26 land, rose is wiped from the earth.

Rose has been eliminated. (rose, you can still RP as refugees in whatever country, i'm fine with that)

>>121441
Fill russia spill scandanavia

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>121441
GENOCIDE THE DINDU NUFFINS AND THE BIX NOODS.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>121441
Fill out the rest of the agreed upon border.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>121441
Fill Sweden then Finland

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>121443

>>121441
third time i'm asking this fucking question now:
>What are your rules for moving over allied lands to attack enemies, OP?

>>121444
that would have been glorious if we used post number

>>121441
Ah shit, looks like the Horde is finally at my border.

Anyways, I'm tired, cede my land to the Horde.

Peace out!

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>121441
Fill the rest of Italy.

>>121458
Welp. Thanks man. I was going to make a proposition to keep you around depending on OP's answer to my question.

>>121452
god damn op... JUST THIS ONCE GIVE ME THOSE TRIPS

>>121448
Spill in France

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>121441
You forgot again... >>121335

Fill jordan.

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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>121441
>>121444

Dem some nice trips. But we gonna come through like we did back then. Juss like back when in de medieval times when dem white men stole our black magic mind powers. We strugglin' dem struggle is real, but we gon pull through.

Mah Dindu hordes shall invade Israel.

>>121447
Correcting bonus again. It's +13. Damn tiny maps.

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>>121476

>>121452
>What are your rules for moving over allied lands to attack enemies, OP?

If it is the shortest possible route from your lands to the enemy, the friend will only lose half (or just under half) of the bonus credits from the aforementioned land.

I think that's fair; anyone have grievances?

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>>121441

>>121486
That works.

>>121482
qt

>>121447
>>121477
>>121486
And spill into Palestine

>>121508
"Palestine"

It's Lebanon, you uncultured swine.

>>121520
>implying that Lebanon shouldn't rightfully be part of Palestine
Take the pill, man.

>>121526
>implying that Lebanon is worthy enough

my friend.

fresh out of /pol/?