lulz

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It's 10pm, in between watching reruns of MLP, you decide to see if someone has been criticising your art. Scanning your name on Google, you start losing interest when suddenly, you see there is a link to Encyclopedia Dramatica on page 14. Following the link you are shocked to see that someone has not only claimed that your totally original characters are simply recolours and tracings, they have said that what original content you have actually made is nothing more than the fingerpaintings of a 13-year-old, WHEN YOU HAVE CLEARLY SAID MANY TIMES YOU ARE 18. In a fit of rage, you spit the doritos from your mouth and sweep the empty Mountain Dew cans from your desk, logging into your DeviantArt account, you quickly message your twelve followers, and together you make a devious plan for revenge. An hour later, after successfully blanking the article and vandalising several admins user pages, you and your friends say goodnight after a lengthy round of patting each other on the back. Satisfied and proud of your actions in defeating those vile EDiots, you go into a deep sleep. In the morning you catch a bus to your minimum wage job, still bemusing yourself over last nights antics, only to find to your dismay, that you have been fired after an anonymous email was sent to your boss containing the detailed rape fantasy you wrote about her. Struggling to keep back the tears, you ride the bus back home while pondering over how the EDiots found it, after all, you made sure to post it under the name SparklefoxYifflover37, instead of your normal name SparklefoxYifflover73. Upon getting home, you see a mysterious folded piece of paper lying on your doorstep, scanning the area cautiously, you reach down and pick it up, slowly opening it to read the haunting words;

lol fgt lol u suk bals olololololollololllol


There are two choices from here on out. You could say "lol Internet", or you could try to take down ED.