One man, one pipe

>>119726
Go to a pawn shop for a loan

>>119729
After the loan is obtained, dig through garbage for shit

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You walk into the pawn shop and ask for a loan. He's a friend of yours, so he doesn't ask you for collateral. You now have 300 dollars.

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>>119777
You dig through the garbage for shit. Instead of shit, you find a bowie knife and a reasonably edible egg-salad sandwich.

>>119794
Sell the egg-salad sandwich to a homeless person for more monies to save up for a better weapon

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>>119805
The homeless man is appreciative, and pulls a five from an unprecedentedly large wad of cash and hands it to you. He also offers a swig of his Mad Dog.

"Name's Brett," he says.

>>119827
Ask Brett if he would like to help you rob a liquor store for a cut of the profits

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>>119835
Brett agrees to rob a liquor store with you. You have doubts about his ability to render any real assistance, but he seems enthusiastic.

You enter the liquor store, and Brett immediately grabs a 1.5 of VSOP, smashes it on the counter, and holds the jagged neck against the clerk's jugular, demanding all the cash in his drawer. The cash is quickly produced, a total of 540 dollars. The two of you quickly run out of the store, and he beckons you into a dark alleyway where you hide in a dumpster. You are safe for the moment.

Brett appears to have experience with this sort of thing. You had next to no part to play in it before it was over.

After splitting the cash, you now have 575 dollars. You also grabbed a flask of peach schnapps on your way out.

>>119879
See if you can buy a shotgun with you money.

>>119879
Search for an illegal gun dealer, ask Brett if you have no luck, see what the prices are

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>>119890
You figure you have only a couple of hours before the cops are on to you. You return to your friend's pawn shop and ask as casually as you can if he has any shotguns for sale. He does, and you purchase it. It's a standard mossberg pump, 20 gauge. Price is 120 dollars. You also purchase ammunition from him, 20 rounds, for 8 dollars. You now have 447 dollars, one bowie knife, a shotgun with 20 rounds, a length of pipe, and a bottle of peach schnapps.

Your friend asks if everything is alright, you seem a little out of breath.

>>119914
Use your shotgun to jack a car in a mostly vacant parking, making sure nobody besides the victim sees

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>>119922
You tuck the shotgun into your coat and leave the store after assuring your friend that you're fine, you just need to let off some steam.

Several blocks away you are on the outskirts of town and encounter two cars (a geo metro and a toyota tacoma) parked next to each other. Two men are leaning against their cars, chatting. You draw your weapon and demand that they put their car keys on the ground and leave. They look at you incredulously, then crouch behind their cars and draw pistols. You find cover behind a low concrete block wall along the sidewalk as bullets ping off the concrete around you.

>>119980
assess the situation to see if you can hit them or if there is a way to run

>>119980
Loudly proclaim "It was just a prank bro!"

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>>119997
At this range, your shotgun wouldn't do much damage and their accuracy would not be the best. You decide to run for it. Across the street there is a row of abandoned houses with wooded yards and hedges. You make it across the street and into the brush, then lose them after a short chase. You are on the edge of downtown, and can hear sirens in the distance.

>>120043
Search the abandoned houses for supplies and consider hiding there if no po pos are around

>>120072
You turn to head back to the abandoned house, but observe the police swarming the area, responding to a call regarding gunshots in the area. You decide to go anywhere but there.

>>120103
Look around for a vehicle

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>>120110
There's an oldsmobile and a harley near you, but you're in a populated area, and the empty area is now full of cops. Do you steal a vehicle?

>>120127
Use your shotgun to steal the car if someone is in it, if not, try hotwiring it

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>>120139
It's empty. You bust the window in and enter. You bash the drive shaft cover with the butt of your shotgun until it breaks off, then hotwire the car after watching a quick youtube video on the subject. The radio is on, and begins to play the local christian radio station, which currently is broadcasting an episode of dr. james dobson's Focus on the Family. The tank is three quarters full.

>>120176
Get the fuck outta town and away from po po

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>>120202
You wrap your sock around your hand and brush out the broken pieces of glass so it's not so conspicuous. You get in the car and drive onto the nearest on-ramp. You seem to have evaded the police.

>>120249
Take the time to look up nearby laboratories or nuclear power plants on phone.

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>>120289
The nearest laboratory is back in town, or the second nearest is 20 miles away. The nearest nuclear power plant is 180 miles away.

>>120321
Find a lonely womam

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>>120835
You encounter a lonely woman on the highway with her thumb sticking out. She's 40, missing a few teeth, and smells faintly malodorous. She's very grateful that you stopped for her, and comments that "people just aren't as nice as they used to be anymore; it's nice to see you're an old soul." She gives you a wink, then offers you half of a clif bar she pulls from her dingy corduroy backpack.

>>120948
A better one

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>>120970
You find another one and invite her in. She's 23, slightly on the curvy side (but not enough to put you off), and has multiple piercings. The sides of her head are shaved, and her blue-dyed hair is long on the top and combed to the side. She mumbles a thank you and gets in the backseat. The older woman, who introduces herself brightly as Amy, immediately begins oversharing with the new girl, who mumbles that her name is Tara and otherwise stays silent.

Check inventory

>>121295
You have:
One length of pipe
One flask of peach schnapps
One car
One bowie knife
One shotgun
20 rounds
447 dollars

>>121376
Get a brick and some rope...we can buy rope at the hardware store. Bricks can be picked up wherever old buildings lie unrepaired.

>>121605
also, remember you started this day with the intent on causing as much damage as possible. kill someone in the store with the pipe.

>>121648
No that attracts attention. Trigger a gas leak or an electrical fire!

Report to our mission handler upon discovering that we were a sleeper agent for the Soviets the entire time.

Make a pipe rifle

>>121010
>>121010
Have an orgy (pay if required) then
Kill the girls in a woods clearing and use their blood to pain the summoning circles and symbols to bring out your master Asmodeus.

>>122111
Trips of truth. Also all you've done is rob a liquor store. You are set out to out do McVeigh at the very least. Slaughter the bitches and burn your last bridge back to the Normans.

>>122111
this. orgy black mass