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Oh shit nigger it's a /qst/ adventure thing. That I'm pretty sure I saw someone did before and I'm ripping them off but I can't remember the name so I can't credit them. Yea.
4 persons form an adventuring party in a nondescript generic fantasy land.
Each chacacter needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit.
Just give yourself a name with the character's team color to identify which person you belong to. Ex: "Red Faggot"
The party's current mission is to buy the Orc Monk Clackie Chan some new clothes. Due to Richard the Human Ranger striping him of his old clothes and selling them.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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>>1194783
Red Faggot reporting in
We go to the equipment shop to buy Clackie armor
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>>1194809
The shopkeeper greets you
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>>1194824
Check out the armor
Ask for the stats too and price
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>>1194824
give me my armor back
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>>1194826
"Ah yes of course. Here we have The Iron Codpiece. +1 to the defending rolls and costing 3 gold. Then we have The Armor of the Ogre, which gives a bonus of +3 to END and +1 to STR, it costs 8 Gold. And lastly, A Wooden Board With A Smiley Drawn On, costing 1 gold"
>>1194835
"Your armor? But I do not have your armor?"
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>>1194846
Dick where is the old armor we had!?
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>>1194856
>>1194853
FLAAAASSSSHHHHHBAAACK
"Thanks for selling me this armor and beast fang. I, the TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS PAWN SHOP OWNER, will look after it well"
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>>1194865
Head to pawnshop to reclaim Clackie's stuff
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>>1194865
either use the money to get us the ogre armor or get us back my old armor!
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>>1194872
>>1194875
But then you find that the pawn shop has mysteriously diappeared. Leaving behind a crater.
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>>1194879
check the crater
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>>1194884
Yep that's a crater
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1194892
Try to make new clothes for Clackie that is made of used blunts.
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Meanwhile Clackie stares at Richard angrily as the Live Studio Audience laughs in the background
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>>1194903
And so Fib messed up using the used blunts while "THAT'S MY DICK", the hit TV sitcom gets another 5 star episode
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1194906
Try to find used clothes in trashcans.
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>>1194906
just use your bandanna man
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>>1194906
check money
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>>1194921
How about we just sell your helmet and you use that gay ass bow again
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1194918
Fib checks the trashcan
>>1194926
While Clackie ignores Richard >>1194921 to check on the partys money:
3 Gold
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>>1194931
Pssst, sell all his clothes too so you can be naked together
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1194933
Say hello to knight and ask where he can find free clothes.
Ok now I need to head to the work now and I hope other green guys pop up.
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>>1194936
Do that
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>>1194933
whole 3 gold,
just buy some equipment or clothes to yellow
tho I do want new longbow
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>>1194943 you made us lose our bonus we had 5end
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>>1194954
I didn't do nuffin'
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>>1194940
"Try the local homeless shelter, Trashcan Goblin"
>>1194943
While Richard thinks about buying new stuff , >>1194941 Clackie deftly strips him naked and sold all his clothes too.
The party now has 6 Gold. Yay.
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>>1194956
lying
ass night nig
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>>1194958
hahahaha
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>>1194958
is the equipment shop and the clothing store the only places where we can buy clothes?
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>>1194969
Yes
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>>1194973
Unless you found some sort of travelling merchant
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>>1194980
we are never going to defeat this bandit
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>>1194981
"Greetings, I am someone with a big nose and a cart"
>>1194986
Such is like in Nakedtown
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>>1194988
See if he has anything to trade
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>>1194988
friend show us your wears my idiot friend has sold my clothes and in response did the same to him.
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>>1194997
get the 90s pack
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>>1194997
what's that bottom one?
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>>1194998
>>1194999
"Ah yes, the 90s. The one that makes everyone looks like this"
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>>1195006
oh shit nigga
how much
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1195006
nah, I like my current headpiece more
screw you todd
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>>1195006
hmm do you have something in the weeb section of the 90s?
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>>1195010
what the fuck are you doing nigga
we don't have a headpiece
we sold it
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>>1195010
it's gone
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>>1195006
Meanwhile, at the local homeless shelter...
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>>1195011
"No but we have one from the 80s"
>>1195010
YOu don't ahve a headpiece. Or any other piece of clothing for the matter.
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>>1195013
mostly making sandwiches
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>>1195034
how much for the 90s and 80s pack?
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Now in Color, for all your Orcish pointing needs.
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>>1195041
neat
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>>1195040
"90 and 80 Gold, respectively"
>>1195042
"+20 to all stats and allow you to punch something and making it die in 3 turns"
>>1195019
"greetings and welcome, little goblin"
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>>1195053
see what clothing pack 1 and 2 have
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>>1195053
My hobo friends are foolish, and require pants.
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>>1195054
you and red ranger are mad men
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>>1195053
don't believe todd lies
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>>1195054
"This? But nobody cares about this"
>>1195061
"Sure, here you go"
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>>1195075
how much though
we really need clothes before we can advance in the story
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>>1195075
how much for that and does it have stats?
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>>1195075
Thanks, good sir
Now, back to the party, with a gift of pants.
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>>1195075
>"This? But nobody cares about this"
is it free
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>>1195079
>>1195082
"Yes, wel- >>1195088
OH SHIT LOOK, PANTS
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>>1195098
nigga, we wanna listen to what the jew says
put on the pants first though
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>>1195098
thanks fib
put on pants
now about those awesome armor you pointed out merchant?
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>>1195100
>>1195101
Oh no! He's been murdered!
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>>1195106
by what, OP?
stop fucking messing with us whenever we see a chance to get good clothes
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>>1195106
Loot 'im.
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>>1195106
so long, todd
I like us with pants
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>>1195106
take his loot and swear for justice!
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>>1195107
By these guys
"Jews are not to be trusted"
>>1195108
>>1195111
And so the party aquired:
A black coat
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>>1195114
see how the black coat looks on us first
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>>1195114
clackie gets black cloak because dick was being stupid
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>>1195114
Where's the cart? Gotta get that sweet set of wheels.
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>>1195119
coat
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>>1195117
>>1195119
This is you right now
>>1195120
Rolled down the hills into oblivion
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>>1195127
you don't deserve the coat Richard you prick
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>>1195127
let go, because we're not blue and we don't tear shit in half
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>>1195127
Damn.
Hey, guys, jyst split the coat. Make a mantle for dick and a vest for clackie.
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>>1195139
Start looking for a job so we can make money on the side too
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>>1195139
put on coat
well what now. we need money again and we are out a 4th member because of retarded reasons.
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>>1195140
>>1195141
Try the Job Board
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>>1195145
Look at job board
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>>1195145
Look at the area under the job board.
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>>1195147
>>1195149
Here be the jobs
>>1195151
Oh shit a mouse
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>>1195153
tell us your secrets mouse, we need money!
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>>1195153
Tame that mouse and take the cheese taster job
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>>1195153
Druid spake, sup mouse. Wanna go cheese tasting?
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>>1195153
what that double thing
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Mouse sez: "Ayo just because I'm a mouse you think I want to go cheese tasting? Das racist"
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>>1195164
wow what an uppity mouse, take black coat to armor shop ask how much I can get for it
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>>1195164
Dick takes the body double job, he always wanted to be a noble
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>>1195171
no I didn't
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>>1195164
Nah, it's just genetics. You got a better nose, so you're gonna be a better cheese tester. Wanna get high instead?
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>>1195169
" 1 Gold"
>>1195174
>>1195178
Richard will ahve to solve his brain problems
>>1195179
"Yeah sure okay"
And then they got high
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>>1195183
take the body double job
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>>1195183
common this belonged to a well known merchant! 5 gold at least
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>>1195190
"Yeah but it's used though."
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>>1195191
yeah that is why I dropped the price from 10 gold
50% off my man!
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>>1195191
DO THE BODY DOUBLE JOB
BE A NOBLE, GET CASH
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>>1195183
Now Fib is hungry enough for the cheese job. Go do that.
Mousebro and Woof can play with each other while we workin
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>>1195198
Richard went to the Noble's house and is greeted by one of his servants
"Ah. You must be one of the prostitutes I ordered"
>>1195199
Fib meets the local Cheesemaker
"Oh hello. Here for the cheesetasting?"
>>1195193
"Yeah, used. Twice. And Orc stink lowers any clothing value down to 1"
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>>1195209
no, we're here for the body double job
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>>1195209
are you kidding? I'm a monk, this orc stink raises it's value! but I'm practically giving this away! plus I can teach you some Monk Sutras that will help you with the ladies in any race.
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>>1195209
Yep. What am I tryin?
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1195215
what the fuck are you doing, idiot
you don't punch when you're trying to talk
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>>1195223
>you don't punch when you're trying to talk
now we do
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>>1195215
"GUARDS! Murder this Prostitute"
>>1195219
"Here, we have a new type of cheese that needs tasting. Just have some and list down everything you feel and tasted and you'll get your pay"
>>1195214
"Nah I'm good, thanks"
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1195230
>"GUARDS! Murder this Prostitute"
Use all our dex to dash away gracefully
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>>1195230
fuck you Red Ranger, you dumbass
run the fuck away now
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>>1195230
We taste the cheese.
How is it?
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>>1195233
you are welcome
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>>1195236
Don't make us have to bail you outta jail, nigger. That shit costs money.
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>>1195230
ok look can you maybe give me a discount? I am trying to rid these lands of bandits and I need your ogre armor because my idiot friend sold my old armor.
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1195231
>>1195233
"QUICK! SHOOT HIM IN THE LEG!"
>>1195235
Goddamn this is some stinky ass cheese. To the point that your tiny goblin body may not withstand the smell.
Tastes pretty good though.
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1195239
too slow nigga
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>>1195230
Take a sniff. Take a nibble. Ask to borrow a pen and some paper.
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1195239
JUSTICE ROOLLLL
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>>1195242
Too late, you already rolled. A 2.
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>>1195246
hey, those was in case red knight will try another decision
we are not in hurry mode, use 6, OPdon't be a dick
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>>1195239
Write down as such:
"The taste was excellent, but there may be the need to work on the aroma of cheesiness released upon smelling the product. My goblinoid sense had a hard time appreciating such a thing. To ensure that the finished cheese does not discriminate other such races, i suggest you decrease the amount of smelliness"
We were a cheese connoisseur back in our early days, before we became a forest hobo.
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>>1195253
no, because this dumbass keeps getting us into fights
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>>1195239
is there no blue in this thread? Well I'll bite the bullet
>press start
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And so Dick got shot in the leg. Losing 2 DEX and forced into a fight
>>1195241
>>1195252
And so it is written
>>1195243
"right, I don't like em bandits either. So how about I sell you the armor for 6 gold eh, and you keep your coat"
>>11952492bad
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>>1195255
bro, you got clackie to lose his armor.
common man, let's work together from now on and still do funny shit.
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>>1195258
bluff roll
tell them that we're the noble and we punched him because he called us a prostitute
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>>1195258
that sounds great you got a deal! those bandits are toast!
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>>1195258
We'll have to bail Richard out of jail after this, right...?
Sigh...
Well, we give the cheesemaker our notes and get our payment.
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>>1195257
WAIT HOL UP
A BLUE HAS JOINED. SO NOW BLUES MAY CREATE A NEW CHARACTER
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>>1195265
GOBLIN
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>>1195266
no, our dex is at 2 and we're getting shot at by niggers
this is all your fault you fucking dumbass
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>>1195267
Ayyyyyy,
We should do an All Gobbo Party, if the other members die too.
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>>1195267
Oh so you want the party to have DOUBLE GOBLINS
Confirm Y/N
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>>1195266
sorry I get you reds confused.
ok look I'm getting armor and I'm coming to help you
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>>1195272
YYYYYYYYYYY
Any option for quadruple gobbos?
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>>1195269
yeah, Dick will clearly completely normally react on prostitute calling after what happened in a tomb
fuck your save bullshit
fight those faggots
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>>1195278
Well this guy called you a prostitute, the other guy directly fucked your ass.
There's quite a difference.
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>>1195278
you're the fag that let OP turn the bandit who discovered us in the tomb into an elf
fuck off, elf fuccboi
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>>1195277
Choose a class
>Any option for quadruple gobbos?
Wait til the non gobbos die so they'll reroll as gobbos
>>1195278
But I already erased what happened in the Tomb from Dick's memory, you asked me too. So this is all you.
He called you a prostitute because you're not wearing a shirt.
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>>1195283
Okay, I'd go for mage, but first:
is that question mark next to vampire relateg to the vampire or something else entirely?
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>>1195283
aw blue, you don't wanna be a bug paladin?
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>>1195283
OH BOY, MYSTERY BOX!
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>>1195287
You mean this MYSTERY BOX that will UNLOCK SECRET CLASS CHOICES?
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>>1195289
no, you're a retard barbarian that keeps making bad decisions
you are the reason why we'll never ever beat the first boss
you keep sabotaging us
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>>1195294
they are permant Kamen riders boy!
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>>1195295
and you are wuss
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>>1195294
YOU UNLOCKED:
THE SECOND CLASS PAGE
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>>1195301
okay cool, female pirate.
Lock in.
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>>1195299
fuck off
we had a chance to make money to get a bow and you ruined it
you don't even think before making a decision
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>>1195301
Females?
What the fuck, dude.
Didn't think you would fall so low.
Shame on you.
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>>1195301
Motherfuck. Grill gob?
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>>1195304
it's an elf alright!
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>>1195308
You got me there
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>>1195303
>think
you are right here
suffer
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>>1195302
Right, now name the beesh
>>1195304
YOu do realize the only difference between a male and female goblin is that females have eyelashes.
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>>1195311
fine, I'll contest every decision you make
when we get into combat, I'll let you fucking die alone with one roll
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>>1195313
Gobbolina
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>>1195313
Well at least we can woo her with our pompadour and have hot green midget sex in some dark alleyway
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>>1195315
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>>1195315
crimeny
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>>1195313
we really need a tank yo
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>>1195315
love smell of burning dragon asses in the morning
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>>1195301
Wait a sec, i just realized, how would the female skeleton class work?
Like, what's different?
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>>1195326
I'm a fucking goblin.
I have 1 HP no matter what
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>>1195326
That's you now, bro.
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>>1195329
then why choose gobbo?
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>>1195331
because everybody should choose gobbo.
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>>1195330
ugh fine
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>>1195333
you do know that gobbo end doesn't rise right?
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AND SO, GOBBOLINA, A GOBLIN PIRATE WHO LOST HER SHIP DUE TO SOME UNREVEALED BACKSTORY EVENT, FOUND HERSELF WANDDERING INTO TOWN, LOOKING FOR A CREW (party)
FIB GOT 5 GOLD FOR HIS CHEESE TASTING
RICHARD FIGHTS AGAINST 3 GUARDS WITH THE STATS:
STR: 4
DEX: 4
END: 3
INT: 2
CHA: 1
CLACKIE BOUGH ARMOR OF THE OGRE
>>1195328
Exactly
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>>1195337
we're dead
I refuse to roll
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1195337
>RICHARD FIGHTS AGAINST 3 GUARDS WITH THE STATS:
>
>STR: 4
>DEX: 4
>END: 3
>INT: 2
>CHA: 1
surely, we'll get a lot of nice loot out of it, right?Nice been knowing ya guys
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>>1195337
I plead for my new friend on account of he's retarded and didn't mean nothing by it
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>>1195337
Train Woof to track the scent of gold.
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>>1195340
oh, nice
JUSTICE!!!
NOBLES ARE NO FRIEND TO JUSTICE
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>>1195337
oh boy. hope no hedgehogs dont come ogre here! :B€
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>>1195337
going to go see how fib is doing
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1195340
RICHARD TRIES TO DEFEND AGAINST THE GUARDS
+4 For the guards
+3 For Richard
>>1195341
GOBBOLINA FINDS A SHIRTLESS PROSTITUE BEING ATTACKED BY GUARDS AND RUNS UP TO HELP, CAN SHE MAKE IT IN TIME?
Oh and you have a flintlock pistol and a hook as weapons
>>1195342
"woof"
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>>1195348
fuck help richard as well
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>>1195348
Are we in range to heal Richard?
Also, we use commune with animals to thell the woof he has to find more gold for us
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Rolled 132 (1d1006)
>>1195348
I ASSUME A ROLL IS NEEDED?
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>>1195348
See, gold is the most direct patch to bacon, Woof.
Now that you know how to find gold, let's get that bacon.
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1195353
BUT WITHOUT THE 100 IN FRONT
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1195348
I guess you used that roll?
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>>1195352
Not yet, man, gotta teach him why first.
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
RICHARD BLOCKS A BLOW, BUT ANOTHER GUARD SWINGS!
+1 bonus for Guard
>>1195351
>>1195356
THE OTHERS RUN TO RICHARD!
But since their DEX are lower than the guards, they will arrive in 2 turns (aka after 1 more guard attacks)
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>>1195358
I guess we can promise him some food if he does
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1195359
JUSTICE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE
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>>1195361
see ID
4chan being shit atm, needed to refresh page
name tag drops too easily
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1195361
Pit your name back on nigger
THE THIRD GUARD PULLS OUT A BIGASS SWORD AND TAKES A SWING!
+3 Fo him
+0 For Richard
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1195367
Woo, be really impressed by his sword, ask about if his catchphrase is "THE SWORD THAT CLEAVES EVIL"
then after being sliced in half, ask for authograph
And commemorative photo with sword
I fucking love those swords
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>>1195367
Been nice knowing you, Richard.
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>>1195373
Well, kinda.
He was a Dick.
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>>1195372
In other news Richard has been cleaved in half and died.
Let us remember the good times we shared with him
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>>1195377
More rooms for gobbos I guess
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>>1195377
good job RED RANGER
elf fuccboi ruined it
press start again, OP
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>>1195380
NOW, CAN THE REDS CHOOSE SOMETHING SUBSTANTIAL?
OR WILL I BE A DICK AND LOCK ALL CHOICES EXCEPT ELF?
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well I guess since other red player being faggot, wuss and dragon in general I'll think a bit about changing color or if to continue playing next thread.
have fun with that no fun allowed roleplay princess
>>1195377
worth itwhat did I unlock
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>>1195382
let's hope
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>>1195377
So, about that bacon?
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>>1195382
Goblin
Lock in
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>>1195386
YOU DA MAN
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>>1195385
I have all the bacon and I'm not sharing any
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>>1195389
Nigga come on.
My woof wants some bacon.
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oh, he was a manlet
technically even worse, considering them being slave race
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>>1195386
OH NOES, YOUR CONTROLLER IS ON THE FRITZ AND VEERED OFF ONTO ELF INSTEAD
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>>1195386
jesus
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>>1195389
Golds for bacons?
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>>1195393
AH HECK
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>>1195393
pick up the remainder of dicks loot.
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>>1195391
And I want some dog meat.
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>>1195396
OOOH NO IT'S STUCK AAAAHHH
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>>1195399
But you already had woof #2
Please bacons?
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>>1195400
FLIPPIN HECK
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>>1195400
calm yourself
stop using the MADCATZ controller.
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>>1195393
we used to be such a happy family.
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>>1195404
It was bound to turn into a shitfest.
Also, nice drawing.
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>>1195404
I was also hoping Bing would learn power slide....
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>>1195406
ty
but I had such high hopes.
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>>1195404
do we have saved game anywhere btw
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>>1195403
WOAH SHIIIIEEETTTT
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>>1195410
I didn't know bacon could make you so jittery, OP
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>>1195409
like we are willing to use it.... plus it might be corrupted. Our memory cards are shit.
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>>1195411
Wut? Uh yeah, it's totally the bacon, yeah. In fact, the bacon is making me pressing the confirm Elf button
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>>1195414manlets were a mistake
I think any corrupted state is better than what we have
good luck to not be assimilated with gobbos< I guess I gotta take a nap then, no one likes JUSTICE around here
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>>1195417
YOU ARE RUINING MY TRIPLE GOBBO DREAMS
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>>1195417
slap OP's hand away
I ain't playing an Elf, OP
I wanna play a goblin
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>>1195417
oh man not an elf! Common reds it's obvious Op wants to do this adventure! Choose a good race! please!
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>>1195421
>people still trying to give OP motives other than aimless trolling for the heck of it
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>>1195417
You see, op? This is why you should sell Fib the bacon.
It makes you do bad things.
3 golds for three lightly chewed bacons.
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can't you just ressurect dick into skeleton
dicks used to this
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>>1195420
Oh no! You slapped my hand away! And made it hit the DOUBLE ELF BUTTON. Now NOT ONLY YOU, BUT ONE RANDOM PARTY MEMEBER WILL ALSO BE TURNED INTO AN ELF
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>>1195427
what the fuck are you doing, OP
stop delaying character creation, let me choose goblin
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>>1195426
Then why don't you join in the race and class selection, Dumbo.
Create Diick. Dick's suspiciously similiar skeletal cousin
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>>1195427
You said you want dog meat, yeah?
We'll trade you our woof if you let the Reds pick gobbo
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>>1195427
#I'm not okay with this
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>>1195427
oh man this is heavy
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>>1195429
as 5th color?
OH SHIT I CAN BE MID SEASON RANGER ADDITION?
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>>1195430
Fuck no we won't.
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>>1195434
either also red or pink, pick
>>1195430
Oh boy gonna eat good tonight
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>>1195436
It's the only way
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>>1195438
you satisfied now, OP?
bring the controller to goblin and lock in
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>>1195443
Well too bad, maybe it'll be an orc or something
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>>1195438
I wanna be white or blackpink if only I can wield two handed bastard sword
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>>1195444
move the joystick down and to the left, OP
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>>1195445
Why do you want sword to be bastard? Swords should be born from loving married parents
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>>1195445
>white or black
Those are not colors, dumbo.
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>>1195444
Only the painted elf gets a voice on this one, huh?
Give back Woof, make reds a gay as fuck elf.
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>>1195451
Well okay then.
ELF:
All STATS AT 1
GAY: 9001
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>>1195450
Yeah okay weeaboo faglord, durr hurr
>>
>>1195452
???
what are you doing, OP
this is delaying the game by a fuckton
switch to Goblin and lock in
>>
>>1195456
I dunno, I drank a whole bottle of Sprite now I'm on a sugar high
>>
>>1195457
Damn son.
A whole bottle of sprite?
Chill out with all dem sugars.
It's dangerous
>>
>>1195457
welp this game was fun while it lasted now it's 3 gobs and an orc.
>>
>>
>>1195461
Dwarves get power armors and Bugs get to do karate
>>
>>1195463
lock into dwarf then
>>
>>1195464
Psst, the powered armor wearing dwarf is the last one
>>
>>1195466
Defender, lock in
>>
>>1195462
Wait your turn
>>
>>1195460
why is that so apocalyptic? Is this game such serious business that you can't have dick mask wearing unassuming beast 'fighting' with goblins?
>>
>>1195469
because we won't move forward, you'll try to pull some shinangins for lulz and its not fun for the rest of us.
>>
>>1195467
Now name yourselves.
So we can move onto the purp
>>1195469
Racism, of course.
>>
>>1195473
Armok
>>
>>1195474
Sometimes a name's just a name and not indicative of any powerlevel.
ANYWAY, ARMOK THE DWARVEN DEFENDER WADDLES INTO TOWN INSIDE HIS DWARVEN POWER ARMOR, LOOKING FOR SOME ADVENTURE.
Meanwhile some purple guy might be joining, hard to tell.
>>
>>1195481
I'm here to bring JUSTICE in this forsaken down, wusses
>>
>>1195482
be a bug then
>>
>>1195474
>Not calling yourself Thorgrim Grudgebearer when you got the chance.
Zoggin' stunty
>>
>>
>>1195488
Human lock inhalf human half bug will do too
>>
>>1195487
true
I hope my character survives on alcohol and gets buffs based on that
>>
>>1195491
That should be the dorf racial skill. That way you can get big barrels of ale attached to your armor and survive only on that.
>>
Wait, how many fuckin players are there atm?
>>
>>1195496
5 now
>>
>>1195496
blue are still out of cold it seems.
>>
>>1195471
that's pure conjectureand describes OP perfectly
>>
>>1195500
Yup, my logic is infallible
>>
>>1195500
no, full size pleasesomeone saved Dick's half at nobel place via experimenting with bug race
I even got backstory ready
>>
>>1195499
yes but thats op, you would purposely do it to slow things down as far to go backwards.
>>
>>1195504
Psst, don;t tell anybody but Purple will die after he appears.
>>
>>1195504
custom race from being split in half
nobel was mad scientist
>>
>>1195503
no I wouldn't.
>>
>>1195504
that's what I mean 5 controllabel characters now
>>
>>1195506
No he was a Chemist
>>
>>1195507
you lie and I can see your nose growing from here.
>>
>>1195509
same shit in fantasy world
>>
>>1195510
you're simply biding your time to sabotage (copyright red knight) the party once they meet a significant enough challenge
>>
Ah yes of course a Half Man Half Bug. At least that what Purple likes to think, he was dropped as a child,
>>1195511
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Nobel
>>
>>
>>1195513
he got a nice beard
can ninjas wield two handed swords? if not choose those who can.
>>
>>1195514
and I have no intention to purposely slow the game down, unlike you, who is going to backstab the party first opportunity you get
>>
>>1195504
Reds fell apart. Had a breakup. Went their seperate ways. Are totally splitsville. Cut ties.
Ok, I think I'm done. Maybe only half done.
>>
>>1195517
but I can't equip weapons
checkmate
>>
>>1195519
touche
I concede, I'm only in here to go the opposite direction of where you want to go.
But you have converted me and now I will act in the party's interest as if it had been my plan all along.
>>
>>1195513
Take control of a nerfed Jet Ree and control teal
>>
>>1195515
Ah yes.
A prostitute.
They're known for their skills in handling "Two Handed Swords"
If ya know what im sayin
Eh? eh?
>>
>>1195524
come on op. I don't want to stall game for any other anons any longer.
If you don't wanna to deal with 5 characters, just say so - I'll fuck off for rest of the threadwarrior
>>
>>1195521
sounds good, welcome to the team fem gob pirate. I feel this is a start of a beautiful friendship.
>>
>>1195527
Friendship? There ain't gonna be no friendship when i woo her with my glorious green hair. Only sweaty manlet sex.
>>
>>1195532
uh oh we got a badass over here!
>>
>>1195526
What, I just like dick jokes. A man can't ahve his dick jokes now? HUH?! WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME I CAN'T HAVE MY DICK JOKESSSS
>>1195522
ALL IN FAVOR OF LETTING A NERFED JET REE JOINS AS TEAL SAYS AYE
ALSO
ALL IN FAVOR OF LETTING PURPLE JOIN SAYS RYE
>>
>>1195532
dude, I just have eyelashes.
>>
>>1195534
nay to both
you already have too many to deal with, OP
>>
>>1195534
AYE and RYE
>>
>>1195532
Goblins have no dicks though
>>
>>1195534
>What, I just like dick jokes. A man can't ahve his dick jokes now? HUH?! WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME I CAN'T HAVE MY DICK JOKESSSS
person with 1 int
>>
>>1195534
rye and aye
>>
>>1195534
I'm gonna stay on the safe side and abstain from this choice on account of I don't know which option would be considered delaying stuff.
>>
>>1195542
Just use Barbarian instead
same meaning
>>
>>1195543
Every option is delaying stuff because I'm the OP
>>
>>1195546
I love you op
>>
>>1195546
in a non gay way
>>
>>1195545
Oh and >>1195537
Give yourself a TEAL NAME
>>
>>
>>1195551
BARB
>>
>>1195551
Jet Ree on duty
>>
Wow. No idea which team i want. They are all terrible
>>
>>1195556
This guy gets it
>>
>>1195554
no put a name in your name options with teal in it you rube
>>
>>1195554
Whoops
>>
>>1195552
No I mean like Gobbos have had their dicks magically removed as a method of population control. It's part of the lore.
>>
>>1195556
Green team best team. We have woof, and weed.
>>
>>1195556
you'll get far yet, guy
>>
>>1195561
Oh you're right, i forgot about that.
>>
>>1195561
ok Op clackie picks up the remains of dicks items. A gentile tear goes down his face.
>>
AND SO BARB THE WARRIOR STROLLS INTO TOWN, ALSO LOOKING FOR A PARTY TO JOIN
MEANWHILE JET REE ASKS IF HE CAN JOIN THE PARTY TOO
CLACKIE LOOKS AT DICK'S PANTS, A SINGLE TEAR IN HIS EYE
>>
Rye
>>
>>1195568
Time to make it worse
>>
>>1195568
greet the party by revealing our bearded face
>>
>>1195568
I don't remember my ogre armor looking like this when I put it on..... oh well... stat bonus at least.
>>
>>
>>
>>1195568
More meatshield? Why not.
>>
>>1195574
don't worry he is like temp player character for tempting
>>
>>1195574
>>1195571
THE DWARF GREETS THE PARTY
WHILE FIB IS SPLIT ON THE JET REE ISSUE
>>1195572
Yes it gives you a +9001 to layers. Like an onion.
>>
>>1195578
Offer them your service, take a knee, Armok
>>
>>1195578
sup dwarf man I'm sure glad you aren't an elf. Holy shit they suck amirite?
>>
>>1195578
Oh yeah gotta try to unlock the secrets of drunken orc fist
>>
>>1195578
who are we talking with
nice hat
gotta look for party to join then
>>
>>1195574
Let us gather jerky and make heterosexual advances on townsfolk once we get our swag
>>
>>
>>1195578
Can I have a bigger hat?
>>
>>1195584
ah dwarf insults are truly the best, next to ale and smithery
>>
>>1195586
Lets make that monaaaaay
>>
>>1195579
Took a knee
>>1195582
The equip shop owner
>>1195581
Jet Ree, in an effort to unlock the Drunken Fist has became constantly drunk
Which explains his stats nerf, wink wink
>>1195585
If you go buy one
>>
>>1195584
Gotta love Ravandil's quest.
Also, dorf man, can we sit on you when we go around? I got small legs, too slow.
>>
>>1195590
well my friends old an new I say we head towards the old tomb and finish those bandits! I got this armor for discount for accepting the quest so we gotta do it.
>>
>>1195592
Gobbo sits on shoulder.
We should try and get going on leveling again soon
>>
>>1195590
well considering we are poor, hats gonna wait till first paycheck
go look for party to join or for solo quests
>>
>>1195594
Wait both Gobbos?
>>
>>1195595
we could ask the hat salesman if he needs some quest done?
>>
>>1195597
well, we're strong enough
LIFT THESE GOBBOS
>>
>>1195598
we are already on a quest friend
>>
>>
>>1195601
better catch up nigga
>>
>>1195604
hey, totally friendly group of creatures, do you need extra JUSTICE in your group?
You seem lacking it a bit
>>
Okay, this is the current ragtag bunch of fags right now.
CURRENT QUEST: SLAY BANDIT BOSS
Oh and a purple wearing guy wants to join
>>
>>1195606
party's full
>>
>>1195606
Offer Clackie some alcohol
>>
>>1195608
shut up manlet, tall people are talking
>>
>>
>>1195606
Nah thanks, there's 5 people already and we got enough melee fighters
>>
>>1195606
I dunno, it does feel full.
>>
>>1195606
More meat between fib's soft hair and the enemies, fine by me.
>>
>>1195606
How about group manlets and group normals. Meaning normals is us two orcs and the warrior
>>
>>1195617
Nigga.
First rule.
Never split the party.
https://youtu.be/k6y4XYxhA-o
>>
While the Orcs get drunk, the warrior tries to join.
2 Yay
1 Probably Nay(?)
2 Nays
WELP GUESS PURPLE CAN'T JOIN AND IS ELIMINATED FROM THE GAME. BYE PURPLES.
>>
>>1195620
I vote Yay, we can't kick out purple
>>
>>1195620
can we turn on background grind if party won't accept us, per game one day we are not in party we get 10 golds and one level.
>>
>>1195620
too late
let's get to raiding that tomb
>>
>>1195622
if this means a stalemate, I'll change my vote to definite Yay because goddamn, lets go
>>
>>1195622
Oh wait,
3 Yay
1 Probably Nay(?)
2 Nays
Purps may have a chance
>>
>>1195626
Oh wait, 4 Yays 2 Nays
PURPLE JOINED
>>
>>1195628
Hi guys.
Need to cleave some EVIL?
>>
Okay whoever rolled us as a female goblin pirate is clearly an elf in disguise.
>>
Actually. Before we move on. Lemme post the character stats and skills so you can work out your formations
>>
>>1195628
head to tomb to face raider boss
>>
>>1195628
Give purple some alcohol to congratulate his joining
>>
>>1195630
we've got a gun, we've got eyelashes, we're a gobbo, what is there not to like?
>>
>>1195630
What? I'm not a blue
>>
>>1195634
We are not a golem.
>>
Here Be Clackie's
Meanwhile Jet Ree gave Barb some Alcolhol
>>
>>1195636
very nice!
>>
>>1195638
NO ITS NOT NICE
IM SWITCHING TO PURPLES
>>
Fib
>>
>>1195639
WELCOME TO THE CLUB
WE CLEAVE EVIL HERE AND AIM TO GET HATS AND JERKY
>>
Gobbolina
>>
>>1195641
this is good
we have screwed this party for hats before
>>
Armok
>>
>>1195644
>we have screwed this party for hats beforethat's the plan
>>
Barb
>>
>>
>>1195645
Armok in front with Clackie and Jet Ree
>>
>>1195637
These stats are gud shit
>>
>>1195649
we dindu nuffin
and i wasnt controlling him when we burst through the ceiling.
>>
>>1195649
Or we could just, y'know, not heal 'em?
>>
And Finally Jet Ree
>>1195647
It's a racial ability, not a class one. It's always available.
>>1195649
All in favor of Ganking purple says Aye. You'll get EXP too
>>
>>1195648
is our sword big enough to reach enemy from rear?
>>
>>1195655
Damn, Jet Ree's got some good stats.
And XP? AYE!
>>
>>1195655
aye
>>
>>1195656
No ya wuss
>>
>>1195655
Nah let's not, he hasn't done anything bad yet
>>
>>1195655
But you will lose a classy fellow with a charming personality.
>>
>>1195655
Ah, I see now.
And negative on ganks. Poor mannners.
>>
>>1195655
FREE XP?
AYE
>>
>>1195659
just confirming range
we are in front line then
>>
>>1195655
Aye
>>
>>1195655
>purple gets gangbanged already
Rest in peace friend
>>
>>1195655
GRAB FIB AND HOLD HIM HOSTAGE
>>
3 Ayes
3 Nays
Well that's a draw
>>
>>1195669
GUYS STOP RIGHT NOW IT JUST BECAME UNCOOL
>>
>>1195670
3 vs 3?
I thought I joined respectable party
>>
>>1195669
Note that if you do then it will most definitely become a battle
>>
>>1195670
NAY
>>
>>1195670
PUNCH FIB IN THE FACE FOR DARING TO TOUCH US
>>
>>1195670
Lets kill him if he does stupid shit
>>
>>1195669
DO IT FAGGOT
>>
HOSTILE INTENTIONS DETECTED.
COMMENCE BATTLE AND GOBLIN PUNCHING?
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1195679
PUNCH HIM IN HIS SHITTY GOBLIN FACE
>>
>>1195683
If punching Fib goes through then: Shoot Purple with my gun.
>>
>>1195682
AHAHAHAHHAHA YES!
VINE SNARE!
>>
>>1195682
COMMENCE BATTLE
LOCK IN, CONFIRM
>>
>>1195682
dex is faster stop him and punch him in the face
>>
>>1195682
Pray to Orc Monk God while the partymembers fight
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1195682
Oh fuck you, purple salesbitch
>>
>>1195682
Woooooooa hol up
If he punches fib headlock purple
>>
>>1195682
jk
pet fib
>>
GOBLIN PUNCHING INITIATED.
First,
PURPLE AND GREEN ROLL 1D6
+4 Purp
+1 Green
>>
>>1195688
Fib's security is paramount!
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1195694
We got higher dex than him tho, ahouldn't we go first?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1195694
oh well,
let's do this
>>
>>1195694
oh shit it was a joke
>>
>>1195696
The punching, like ambushing. Is a "Battle starter"
>>
>>1195691
GREEN BELLY YOU MOTHERFUCKER ROLL
I dun wanna die
>>
>>1195698
>OP's thread
>jokes
too rate
roll
>>
>>1195699
CANCEL
PET FIB INSTEAD
>>
>>1195694
yeah we all do have higher dex
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1195694
This is why we can't have nice hats.
>>
>>1195705
Woof, save me!
>>
THE PUNCH MISSED. BATTLE COMMENCES WITH THE FOLLOWING FORMATION
TURN ORDER:
GOBBOLINA->CLACKIE->JET REE->FIB->BARB->ARMOK
>>1195702
TOO LATE. IT IS ALWAYS TOO LATE.
>>
>>1195708
YOU CAME TO THE WRONG PARTY, MOTHERFUCKER
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1195708
PLEA
>>
>>1195708
yellow hitler we are doing palm strike ok?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1195708
SHOOT THE GOBLIN PUNCHER IN THE GOD DAMN FACE
>>
Wait actually, I miscounted.
Fib was KO'd.
But battle commences normally with
GOBBOLINA->CLACKIE->JET REE->BARB->ARMOK
>>
>>1195711
Yeah thats a good idea.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1195713
PLEA
>>
>>1195713
You got this, party
Murderfuck the shitty purps
Do i get EXP too for the battle?
>>
>>1195713
So uh, reply to this post with your actions instead. Gobbolina goes first.
Protip: Unless I say so, don't preroll your shit.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1195713
rolling ahead to be done with it
>>
>>1195715
It was just one dude too
Sorry it had to happen this way
>>
>>1195717
Get Fib out of the crossfire!
>>
>>
>>1195713
I think blue is still pulling some shit and not rolling
>>
>>1195723
>He's KO'd, He's already out.
but not dead, right?
Well I'll throw rum then, I wanna know what it does.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1195725
Is this not prerolling then?
>>
>>1195726
naw I thought you ran off
>>
>>1195727
I mean yes but thought you were ignoring or something.
>>
>>1195725
>>1195726
Basically, Prerolling is rolling before a picture appears.
Oh well. You rolled a 3.
Rum throw, if hits, will make the enemy drunk and confused. Making him attack anybody willy nilly, even his own allies and himself.
REDS, roll to defend.
The Blues have +4 DEX bonus while you Have a +2.
>>
>>1195730
I have a lot of fears
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1195732
I want this to hit me though, OP
WE'LL GET DRUNK AS FUCK
>>
>>1195732
Thought they were attacking purple not red
>>
>>1195732
reds? you mean purple right
>>
>>1195732
I gotta go. If we die please reroll us as a golem.
>>
>>1195732
Ok, but what does it do to dwarves?
>>
>>1195737
SHUT UP OP YOU ARE PERFECT AS FUCK
>>
>>1195740
Makes em basically the same. Dwarves have very high alcohol tolerance
>>
>>1195740
makes them drive better
>>
just so you guys know thanks to thsee new characters I have to draw a new family picture. I swear this family doesn't appreciate me.
>>
>>1195739
BARB IS NOW DRUNK. IF HIS TURN COMES HE'LL HAVE TO ROLL 1D6 TO SEE IF HE HITS THE ENEMY, OR HIMSELF IN HIS DRUNKEN STATE
Anyway it's Clackie's turn.
>>
>>1195745
we palm strike
>>
>>1195745
Palm strike
>>
>>1195745
EVIL
EVIL EVERYWHERE
CLEAVE EVIL
>>
>>1195744
This is not a family anymore.
>>
Jet Ree appreciates you
>>
>>1195750
that's why you are in the family photo now
>>
>>1195750
Thank you jet ree
You are best rival
>>
>>1195747
>>1195746
>>1195748
Roll 1d6 Yellows and Purples
+5 Yellows
+4 Purples
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1195753
EVIIIIIL
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1195753
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1195753
>>
>>1195755
Kek
>>
>>1195757
Holy shit ded
>>
>>1195759
I'm hoping for that rocket punch!
>>
>>1195755
POW! BARB LOST 1 HP AND IS NOW STUNNED!
Giving Jet Ree a free hit if he wants. As He's next
>>
Also op is chi blast an intelligence skill?
>>
>>1195762
do our master proud Jet
>>
>>1195762
hey Jet Ree, can you pass this turn so I can try rocket punch?
>>
>>1195762
Pray to Orc Monk God and ask for forgiveness, then punch his face in
>>
>>1195763
It shouldnt, I thought it was based on str. Since ki blast is just a punch in energy form.
>>
>>1195763
Unlike Wizards, Orc Monks use their STR or DEX to unleash their Chi.
Basically, Chi Blast is the Regular Punch, but can be used as a range attack.
>>
>>1195769
yah man I love kungfu and ki blasts and shit. I under stand if we keep our as a fire ball or some shit cuz op might vomit on us for being too weeb.
>>
>>1195770
Jet Ree skips his turn and give sit to Armok.
While Barb stands there being stunned and going durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Hopefully he's thinking of something better inside his mind
>>
>>1195773
ROCKET PUNCH
O
C
K
E
T
P
U
N
C
H
>>
>>1195773
whatever
>>
>>1195773
probably nothing but I just wanna see that rocket punch!
>>
>>1195773
Kek he only has 2 end I think hes so screwed.
>>
>>1195777
we will sell his sword for hats.
>>
>>1195778
Well, I would like that defence medallion. But lets farm some more first.
>>
>>1195778
that and to revive Fib
>>
>>1195780
that's priority
>>
>>1195774
And so Barb got his face caved in and is now KO.
THE PARTY CAN NOW:
- Execute him
- Leave him for dead
- Revive him for a chance of Redemption
- Genuflect
- Violate
>>
>>1195779
I am likely to agree but we have held off fighting the bandit boss, and chances are op will have us go through the whole thing again.
>>
>>
>>1195782
finish him. he will only come back to hurt us any ways.
>>
>>1195782
loot
>>
>>1195782
The Orc Monk faith teaches forgiveness. We should give him a second chance at life.
>>
>>1195787
we did brother, this is his third strike
>>
>>1195782
KIIIIILL
Oh wait, i'm KO.
Revive pls.
>>
>>1195782
-Other: be unconcious
>>
>>1195789
But the voice in his head responsible for his vile deeds has dispersed
>>
>>1195793
of course brother those are his voices. He must take responsibility for them.
>>
Alright, the overall consensus is that: Loot Barb and leave him there. Then go and revive Fib
This about right?
>>
>>1195796
Wait, shouldn't the blues have a revival kit since they have a new character?
>>
>>1195795
True, true. We must train ourselves to block such evil thoughts, so they may not affect us as well.
>>
>>1195796
loot and kill him, trust me guys he will be back.
>>
>>1195796
yes
drink ale too
>>
>>1195796
yeah. That way Barb could become a BBEG sometime later
>>
>>1195801
well I'm out voted, very well we Wil ldo it your way. Let's get his shit sell it and revive fib
>>
>>1195797
Yeah.
Basically, thanks to 2 new characters, the party now has 2 revives. Use it now?
>>
>>1195803
Use now
>>
>>1195803
yes I will use mine
>>
>>1195803
we should revive him at the doc.
so we can save these kits.
>>
>>1195806
But the doc costs gold.
Our gold.
Can't we loot a revive kit from Barb?
He's new too
>>
>>1195809
oh ok yeah then do that then
>>
>>1195805
Oh good, because it's a suppository
>>
>>1195809
Bedtime. Do try not to get woof eaten, ok?
>>
>>1195816
thanks doc
loot barb
>>
>>1195816
Christ.
>>
>>1195816
loot barb and go to the tomb
>>
>>1195816
loot etc
>>
THe looted Warrior gives the party 1 revive and 1 sword
>>
can we just play antagonist
>>
>>1195823
sell sword
>>
>>1195823
Wield sword
>>
>>1195823
give sword to dwarf and let's go to the tomb
>>
>>1195823
Good. Let's go to the bandit boss now
>>
>>1195824
Shush now my boy. It is not yet time.
>>
>>1195829I'll just keep silently lurking then
>>
Dwarf gets sword. But the female goblin wanna sell it.
ANYWAY, GO AND FIGHT BANDIT BOSS, FINALLY?
>>
>>1195832
yes
>>
>>1195832
yes, lets just go
>>
>>1195832
yes
>>
>>1195832
YAS
>>
>>1195833
>>1195834
>>1195835
>>1195837
AND SO THE PARTY DELVED INTO THE TOMB ONCE AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH NEW MEMBERS. THEY RUN STRAIGHT INTO THE BANDIT VAULT AND FIND....IT'S EMPTY. Alongside a note.
>>
>>1195839
read a note
inb4 it says ur a fag
>>
>>1195839
Yur a faget
I know it guys
>>
>>1195839
Careful not to fall for the ol' "ur a faget" trick.
>>
>>1195839
read note
>>
>>1195839
ARE WE THE FAGGOTS?
>>
>>
>>1195847
But pirates can't read
>>
>>1195848
shhhh
let her think she can and she might
>>
The party reads the note
>>
>>1195848
Can orc monks and goblin druids read, then?
>>
>>1195848
Aren't you thinking of swimming?
>>
>>1195850
Visit the bandit boss to see if hes lying or not.
>>
>>1195850
well shit
is there anything left in the tomb to loot?
>>
>>1195850
well what do you know, We did it! that means we completed a quest with sheer ineptitude!
Select next quest!
>>
>>1195850
That's a resounding success, in my book. The village won't have any other bandit problems, and we can still clear out the dungeon if there are bandits or monsters remaining
>>
>>
AND NOW
I need a vonlunteer. Who in here considers themselves the luckiest?
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>>1195858
High five!
We can even go back to the village and get our reward for helping them
>>
>>1195861
Meeee
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>>1195861
me, Red Dwarf King
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>>1195864
o will allow this
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>>1195861
My rolls have been pretty decent lately. Like, last time i got 2 or 3 sixes in a row
>>
To solve this. Everyone roll 1d6. Who gets the highest will be deemed the luckiest and move onto the second round.
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1195872
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1195872
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1195872
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1195872
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1195872
Ok cool
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1195872
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>>1195883
use latest post number as usual
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1195883
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1195883
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>>1195886
You can't use last post number on /qst/, the board is too slow for that
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>>1195888
YELLOW HITLER IS THE ONE!
NOW ROLL 1D6 TO DETERMINE THE TRUTHFULNESS OF THE LETTER
6: It's true and donated some of his money to the party
5: It's true
4: It's a trick, he's right behind you!
3-2: It's a trick, he's right behind you! Alonside the Tomb Guardian!
1:It's a trick, he's right behind you! Alonside the Tomb Guardian! And Barb!
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>>1195890
>barb
I told you guys!
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>>1195890tomb guardian has Blue's golem head
>>
>>1195893
of course, that's intentional though. Having barb as a potential encounter is not only fun, but also the carrier of prospective future loot and XP.
>>
>>1195890
We won't hold it against you if you roll badly Hitler, believe in yourself
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1195890
Oh lawd
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>>1195899
One of the better outcomes
>>
>>1195899
oh I love you YH
>>
>>1195899
Meh, could be worse.
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>>1195890
and just then I have to go.
Someone take on the blue mantle, and don't forget: The bigger the hat, the better
>>
Rolled 3 (1d5)
>>1195899
It's a trick, he's right behind you! AND HE'S GONNA SNEAKSTAB
1-Fib
2-Gobbolina
3-Jet Ree
4-Armok
5-Clackie
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>>1195907
that's not good
>>
>>1195908
NOOOOO
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>1195886
Take over for blue matey
>>
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
JET REE, Roll 1d6
He has a +5
You have a +3
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1195914
I'm disappointed in you bandit chief!
>>
>>1195915
We will avenge you jet ree!
Get away from our rival!
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>>1195918
Fear not, Jet is still kicking!
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>>1195914
what do we do with blue since he just left.
>>
>>1195920
ORAAAAA
RIVAL POWA
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>>1195922
It is not yet time for Jet to die dramatically and pass on his spirit of Orc-fu onwards to his rival Clackie
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>>1195915
"For what it's worth. I did donated all the money to charity. THE CHARITY FOR UP AND COMING BANDITS! NOW LET'S DO THIS!"
KER STAB! Jet Ree has 3 HP left
Oh and a recap of his abilities:
- Boss bandit knives: +1 to DEX when attacking and defending will also do a guaranteed hit counter attack if he wins a defense roll
- Feint: Roll 2 dices instead of one and pick the higher number for result, he does this every 2 turns
- Double Stab: Roll 2 dices instead of one and use the sum for the result, he does this every 5 turns
- Boss bandit hat: the sweetest bandit hat
- Sneaked up behind you: The party formation has been reversed! Now the manlets are in the front!
NORMALLY THE ORDER WOULD BE:
Gobbolina-> Bandit Boss -> Clackie -> Jet Ree -> Fib -> Armok
But since blue is not here let's see my options:
- Skip all Blue turns
- Wait until a Blue show up
- autopilot
- Rocks Fall, everyone dies
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>>1195924
skip blues turn
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>>1195924
Skip all Blue turns
I dont trust op autopilot
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>>1195925
Also the best moves we have against this guy is punch and palm strike.
>>
>>1195927
yeah what happend when op had auto pilot?
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>>1195929
Sum buuuullshit. We had to kill our freind
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>>1195924
Shiet, gotta go for a bit. Fall into a trance and let the voices of Clackie guide Jet for the duration.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
"Oh well, it seems the Blue wearing Goblin is in coma. And being someone with a small amount of honor left. I shall not attack him....Which means Imma attack you, other long eared shorty"
BANDIT BOSS WILL NOW STAB FIB IN THE FACE
He has a +6
Fib gets a +3
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1195933
Yeah fuck you bud.
>>
>>1195931
Were doing some straight dynamic duo shit my dude.
Actually im also going to go in like 20 minutes, so bisuness guy is doing all the rollan.
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>>1195933
roll a six fib
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>>1195937
It's all yoooour faaaault.
You broke my boooone aaaarmor.
And i will haaaunt you for eteeernityy...
*ded*
>>
>>1195938
I did? no I was asleep when that happend!
>>
AND SO FIB GOT STABBED IN THE FACE
Fib is out of the battle.
It's Clackie's turn
>>
>>1195941
palm strike
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>>1195943
Also this
>>
>>
>>1195948
yeah
hey op can we roll for teal?
>>
Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d6)
>>1195943
Roll 2d6!
If first roll hits then second roll is stun chance
Bonus applying to first roll only:
+5 Bandit Boss
+4 You
>>1195950
Yes, since Teal officially transfered temporary command
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>>1195950
He said we could. Teal I mean
>>
Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d6)
>>1195951
We have +5 dude
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Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d6)
>>1195951
our str is 5
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>>1195954
Dawwww
>>
>>1195955
fuck
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>>1195953
Oh right, yes. My mistake, +5 due to the extra from the armor.
BUT YOU MISSED! THE BANDIT BOSS COUNTERS!
CALCKIE HAS 5 HP LEFT!
JET REES TURN NOW!
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>>1195958
I have an idea.
We could go back to the city and ask some of the guards there for help. Bribe them if necassary. They have good stats.
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>>1195958
I suggest we revive Fib
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>>1195958
Chi blasto
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>>1195959
then we get no exp
>>
>>1195961
you sure? this chance we can revive fib
>>
>>1195962
Yeah this
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>>1195960
actually yeah this is good
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>>1195958
revive fib
>>
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>>1195968
Kek yeah probably. Oh well
>>
>>1195968
but how else we gonna fight bandit boss we need you plus it's your turn soon
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>>1195967
Fib has been revived.....and still standing in the front.
But hey! Its Fib turn now too!
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>>1195973
go fib go!
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>>1195973
Get back fib!
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>>1195973
2 questions:
Will moving in the back take a turn?
And what will my stats be if i turn into a bear?
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>>1195976
>Will moving in the back take a turn?
Yes
>And what will my stats be if i turn into a bear?
BEAR FORM:
STR 3
DEX 3
END 3
INT 1
CHA 1
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>>1195978
Alright, i move to the back. Don't wanna get shanked again.
>>
>>1195973
Cleave
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>>1195976
Just move back fib, even the bear doesnt have the stats
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>>1195981
You seem to be lost my friend.
Purple is dead.
>>
>>1195984
True
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>>1195980
Fib moved to the back. Now it's Armok's turn
>>
>>1195986
what bonuses do Armok's ability give?
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>>1195986
Plot Twist
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>>1195989
Oh shit nigger
>>
>>
>>1195986
otherwise, we rocket punch
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>>1195993
Only of it's you. And of I am out of the game, no harm, right?
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1195994
Roll 1d6
+5 Him
+3 You
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>>1195995
How can somebody mispelled the same word twice in a row
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1195996
ROLL
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>>1195996
Nnnope not possible
>>
>>1195986
yo soy I'm back
And I'll shoot the fuck
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>>1196002
Aaaayyyy snipe em
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1196000
MISSED! COUNTERED!
ARMOK HAS 3 HP LEFT!
>>1196002
NOW IT'S GOBBOLINAS TURN!, still standing in front though. Hmm
SHOOTING THE BANDIT BOSS
roll 1d6
+5 Bandit Boss
+5 You
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>>1196008
Shiiiiiet
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>>1195823
Also, OP, i've been looking back at some posts and noticed that you haven't put those 2 healing potions i had made last thread in our inventory. How much do they heal?
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Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>1196010
HIT!
Bandit Boss has 5 HP LEFT
NOW HE'S AIMING AT:
1- Gobbolina
2- Jet Ree
3- Armok
4- Clackie
>What, I'm in front? is this image here >>1195986 (You) lying?
That was when you were in a coma. Now that you're back you got shoved back into the front
>>1196011
Whoops, I forgot. 1 HP each.
>>
Jet wakes up from his trance
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>>1196014
Neato
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>>1196013
>That was when you were in a coma. Now that you're back you got shoved back into the front
Acceptable. I assume I can only move back on my turn?
>>
>>1196017
yeah but get ready to dodge
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>>1196016
Lemme remove that teal
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1196017
>>1196017
yes. IF YOU MANAGE TO DODGE HIS ONCOMING SWING!
Roll 1d6
+6 For him
+5 For you
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1196021
doesn't look good honestly, knowing my luck
>>
>>1196023
yay! move back next turn dawg
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>>1196023
DODGED!
Now it's Clackies turn!
>>
>>1196027
ok can we do palm thrust again? or is that on cool down if not then we punch.
>>
>>1196027
I dodged RIGHT UNDER A BIGGER HAT!
>>
>>1196029
Bassicly this
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1196029
Cool down. So you Punch
Roll 1d6
+5 fer both
>>1196030
Yes, your current hat got replaced with: THE SAME HAT! BUT IT'S 1 square nanometer bigger
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1196034
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>>1196034
fucking BRILLIANT
>>
>>1196035
Top shit
>>
>>1196035
4 HP LEFT!
Now it's Jet Rees turn
>>
>>1196041
Teach him the error of his ways and punch him too
>>
>>1196041
KEEP PUNCHING, ORCS
NO DEX BONUS FOR RAIDER BOSS
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1196042
Very well, roll 1d6
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1196047
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>>1196047
At least a three. Come on
>>
>>1196048
Nigga thats some good shit.
>>
>>1196052
you're legit the luckiest motherfucker in this thread.
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>>1196048
3 HP LEFT!
Armok's turn!
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>>1196056
OP, can Armok defend other party members as his class implies? If so, how would I do that?
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>>1196053
Meh, im not always the luckiest. Nice of the dicegods to give me some rep tho.
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>>1196058
Go stand in front of them, duh.
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>>1196062
ALE TANK ACTIVATED. DRINKING ALE.
Roll 1d5 to see what happens:
1- CHA +1
2- INT +1
3- DEX +1
4- STR +1
5- Heal 1 HP
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Rolled 1 (1d5)
>>1196065
LET US DRINK
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>>1196065
well that's straight up awesome.
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>>1196066
NOW YOUR CHA IS 2. TOO BAD NONE OF YOUR SKILLS USES CHA.
Anyway it's Gobbolinas turn.
Oh and since you use a flintlock. Your Shoot command is on a 1 turn cooldown. Since its reloading
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>>1196073
>too bad
getting drunk is the most important part, OP
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>>1196073
I'll be moving back, covering my retreat with wildly thrown rum bottles
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>>1196073
Wait, where is my turn? I should've went before Armok.
>>
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>>1196080
I'll use vine snare on the boss, since everyone's in pretty good shape right now
>>
This is hilarious
But whatever happened to the fourth person? How can I get in on this?
>>
>>1196083
put the colour in your name and you've got a say in that colour's character
>>
>>1196083
name yourself Red 'Something' with something being a name of your choice
I need someone to take over so I can sleep
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1196081
VINE SNARE
Roll 1d6
+1 You
>>1196083
Well the purple one's fooking dead. But if nobody's murdering any new team mates then you can join as either the new Purple or some other Color. Ot just join any existing team of Red Green Blue Yellow Teal by having a name with the Team Color in it. Like "Red Homo" for example
What do you guys think?
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>>1196088
Well since Red Dwarf King is leaving I think his best option is to join red team
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1196088
EZ PZ
But why only +1? Didn't Vine Snare use INT?
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>>1196092
Indeed, xf6fnsna. Join Red
>>1196093
He has 2 Int, You have 3. Do the math.
ANYWAY, THE BANDIT BOSS IS SNARED!
AND NOW GOBBOLINA RUNS TO THE BACK WHILE THROWING RUM AROUND.
THE BANDIT BOSS, BEING SNARED, GOT HIT BY ONE. HE IS NO LONGER SNARED. BUT HE IS NOW DRUNK.
EVERYBODY ELSE ROLL 1D6, BLUES TOO. ANY ONE LOWER THAN BLUES WILL ALSO BE DRUNK
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1196096
But Jet is constantly drunk. Shouldn't affect him too much
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1196096
>>
Press Start
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1196096
WELL FUCK
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1196096
MORE RUM FOR THIS DWARF
I don't see the problem here, OP
life is good, we should be able to roll for another stat bonus or heal
>>
>>1196104
This one I'm not worried about.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1196096
Ok cool
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>>1196101
Can I ask ya to take over this for Red, at lest until this battle ends? Since the only other Red says he gotta go soon. After this ends we'll create the Orange player.
>>
>>1196108
Sure no problem
>>
>>1196108
Why are so many people wanting new characters? I bet it's the purples' fault.
Fucking purples.
>>
>>1196112
hey, don't knock it until you know wether or not he'd make a gobbo
>>
Rolled 2 (1d4)
ANYWAY. MIRACULOUSLY NOBODY ELSE GOT DRUNK. EXCEPT FOR THE BANDIT BOSS. AND JET REE AND ARMOK, but those guys are always drunk.
"Wow, hehe *hic* you guys look funny"
BECAUSE HE'S DRUNK, HE MAY TARGET:
1-Jet Ree
2-Armok
3-Clackie
4-Himself
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1196116
Luckily for him he's got enough sense left to target the dwarf!
RED roll 1d6
+6 him
+1 You
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
Hope this works
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1196119
aw shit nigga
can you even handle yourself with all that drink?
>>
>>1196119
Well reds if you roll a 6 you can avoid it
>>
>>1196123
nah, dex bonus is kinda high
he's got 3 more health
>>
I may have miscounted.
Armok has 4 HP. And before this he's been stabbed twice.
So now Armok has 1 HP left
Anyway it's Clackies turn!
>>
>>1196130
Wut, noah, Armok should have 2 hp still
>>
>>1196130
Palmstrike if possible
Punch if not
>>
>>1196130
wew
high endurance is good, fib heal us next turn with greater heal
>>
>>1196053
Shieeeeet
>>
>>1196130
palm strike
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>>1196130
OP, that's 2 hp left
I took one counter
and now this is the second time
>>
>>1196130
Yeah, looking back at the posts right now, he's still got 2 HP
>>
Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d6)
>>1196135
>>1196135
Roll 2d6!
If first roll hits then second roll is stun chance
Bonus applying to first roll only:
+5 Bandit Boss
+4 You
>>1196136
Hmmm , yes. True. 2HP. FALSE ALARM EVERYBODY, YOU MAY CARRY ON.
>>
>>1196138
Whoops, that's a +5 for Clackie. Typo
>>
Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d6)
>>1196138
Bruh, plus 5
>>
Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)
>>1196138
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>>1196138
same roll to our last palm strike
>>
>>1196143
>>1196144
COUNTERED! 4HP LEFT FOR CLACKIE!
Now it's JET REEs TURN!
>>
>>1196150
He can't counter ranged attacks can he? Thinks Jet as he uses Chi blast on the bandit
>>
>>1196150
no drunkness when countering?
>>
>>1196151
he countered rocket punch
he can counter anything
>>
>>1196153
he did on rocket punch didn't he?
>>
>>1196156
his counter seems to be outside of the narrative in all respects.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1196151
He can. Boss characters can do that. But if you want an explanation. The reason is because you're all at the front row so he can just run up to you after you throw out the ranged attack.
Anyway roll 1d6, Teal
+5 Bandit Boss
+4 You
>>1196153
Nah. Because if drunkness affects countering. Jet Ree will also be affected.
>>
>>1196165
>Nah. Because if drunkness affects countering. Jet Ree will also be affected.
I don't understand how that works exactly, but rule 0 and all that
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1196165
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>>1196168
nice hit
>>
>>1196172
neither am I
>>
>>1196172
true, I'm a little buzzed
>>
>>1196168
HIT! 2 HP LEFT FOR THE BANDIT BOSS!
Now it's Fibs Turn!
>>1196167
Basically just close your eyes and let my magic flow through you
>>
>>1196176
Locking in to join as black after this battle
>>
>>1196176
Armok! Let me touch you tenderly...
GREATER HEEEEEEAL!
>>
>tfw confused as fuck but still having fun
Hopefully '''my''' turn comes up again soom
>>
>>1196180
Too many fookin' colors coming up m8. You will have to either join Orange or one of the existing colors.
I'll get confused is basically what I'm seeing.
>>
>>
>>1196182
yeah right after bluesclues
>>
>>1196184
Ah fine OP, I'll join orange.
>>
>>1196185
It's cool, he's originally orange. Let him be orange. I can say Armok fell asleep due to being drunk
>>
>>1196185
sure but I'm gonna need a quick rundown on this guy
>>
>>1196189
Orange will only exist after this fight
>>
>>1196190
ye
thanks for that, OP
I'll be back next thread
>>
>>1196192
Yeah I know
>>
>>1196192
He can prejoin and wait a bit
>>
>>1196190
He's the avatar of the god of blood, Armok.
>>
>>1196190
Oh OK never mind then
Orange it is
>>
>>1196197
Man I wanna play DF now.
>>
>>1196181
ARMOK IS HEALED TO FULL HEALTH! NOW IT'S HIS TURN!
>>1196191
Basically here be his stats >>1195645
He can:
-Swing sword: A STR attack
-Rocket Punch: also a STR attack
-Drink Ale: Randomly get a stat buff or heal self for 1 hp
>>
>>1196201
SMASH THE BANDIT BOSS WITH A SWORD CLEAVE
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1196202
Swiiiiiing
REDs roll 16d
Reds get +4 bonus
Boss gets a +5
>>
Rolled 3, 6, 2, 5, 5, 5, 6, 5, 2, 3, 1, 5, 6, 6, 5, 2 = 67 (16d6)
>>1196206
COME ON
DWARVEN STRENGTH
>>
>>1196207
>too dumb to understand typo
sasuga manlets
>>
>>1196206
Nnnnope
>>
>>1196207
Roll again you drunk fuck
1d6
>>
>>1196208
>being this upset instead of letting OP roll with it
it's worth it to give it a try
>>
>>1196210
And where's the Red Boner, he gets to roll in this too
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>
>>1195999
Autocorrect
>>
>>1196214
>>1196220
Dang. Countered. 3HP left.
AND NOW IT'S GOBBOLINAs TURN!
>>
>>1196224
Now where did that blue midget go
>>
>>1196226
Looks like shes comatose again
>>
>>
>>1196228
We're in fantasy game land here baby. If this was realistic. Everybody would be dead already.
>>
>>1196228
No
No autopilot
Noooo
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)crawls behind boss and heals him
>>
>>
>>1196233
Hence "everybody"
NOW IF BLUEs AINT SHOWING UP ANYTIME SOON I'LL HAVE TO EITHER:
Skip Blue
or
Autopilot
>>
>>1196234
he still drunk?
>>
>>1196233
i'm bored
>>
>>1196234
skip blue
>>
>>1196235
He's drunk for at least 3 of his turns.
>>
>>1196234
Autopilot, my man
>>
>>1196234
Skip. Just fucking skip
>>
>>1196236
Join a team nigga
>>
>>1196234
I'm here. What are our moves again?
Can we seduce the enemy?
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1196234
SORRY, I HAD TO GO FOR A BIT!
>>
>>1196243
fuck all of your teams
>>
>>1196234
I'm shooting the fucker in the face
sorry again
>>
>>1196246
Arright, so what's your plan o action?
>>1196244
Actions:
- Shoot
- Throw rum
>Can we seduce the enemy?
Actions:
- Shoot
- Throw rum
- Wave tiny goblin ass at him
>>
>>1196247
Yeah, gimme all that salt, ya damn hardore wanabee premadona.
>>
>>1196253
Wave tiny goblin ass at him
>>
>>1196251
>>1196255
We are at an impasse. Blue team, resolve this issue amongst yourselves
>>
>>1196247
Oh boy, salt.
It's been a while since we've had some. Tastes good.
>>
>>1196255
our cha is way lower. our dex is great. shooting is better
>>
>>1196257
jesus here it comes
blues back up team is coming
>>
>>1196260
Ok I guess we shoot.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1196264
Good, I don't have to draw a new picture.
BLUEs roll 1d6
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1196265
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1196265
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>>1196267
>>1196268
1 HP LEFT!
NOW IT'S HIS TURN
"Oh shite I'm almost dead"
>>
>>1196269
no running you drunk bastard
>>
>>1196273
psst we need the exp.
>>
>>1196269
Surely this it for him, no way he has any tricks up his sleeve
>>
>>1196271
>>1196273
"Weeeeelp *hic*. Lest check my list of desperation moves"
>>
>>1196275
We'll still get exp from completing the quest though rite?
>>
>>1196277
that counts as a turn!
>>
>>1196280
Checking things is a free actionnnn
>>
>>1196279
eeeeehhhhhhhh.....?
>>
>>1196281
daymn
well bandit,
>>
>>1196277
Oh come on
>>
>>1196277
It doesn't have to end this way bandit boss! You can still repent and spend some time in prison!
>>
>>1196277
CHUG CHUG CHUG
>>
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d6 + 2)
>>1196277
Ayo dude, you want a blunt? We can still be buds, you know.
Rolling to convince
>>
>>1196277
WOW, DON'T DRINK A WHOLE POTION! THAT WOULD SUCK FOR US!
TWO WE COULD HANDLE, BUT ONE?
>>
>>1196285
"Prison? Prison?!.....hmmm.....What do you think, random hobo I found laying on the street?"
"Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
>>
>>1196295
CHUG DEM POTIONS AND SUMMON GOLEM
that Golem head seems familiar
>>
>>1196295
Damn this this nigga drunk as fuck, he fforgot the pic
>>
>>1196298
HOBO
HOBO
>>
>>1196298
I'M THROWING RUM AT FUCKING BARB AGAIN
>>
>>1196298
Nah, duude. Prison ain't for you, you seem like a total bro. You want a weed brownie? It's still fresh from the bakery
>>
>>1196298
Top shit
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1196298
Second boss form, as I taught you. You refill your HP, summon additional Golem and we start counter attack - three of us
>>
>>1196302
"Hmmm, I do like brownies. What do you think, Reconfigured Golem I found lying under a hill?"
"Beep boop kill them and take their hats"
>>
>>1196306
Seems that the boss bandit has passed out due to being drunk and is dreaming of finding special underlings.
>>
!>>1196306
What the hell is going on!? JUST CHOOSE SOMETHING ALREADY
>>
>>1196306
Yeah man, take it, it's good.
And now come close, i gotta tell you a secret
>>
>>1196306
Oh shit it's Bingie. Tell him to join our side and we will give him a kickass hat.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1196306
Agree with Golem, don't trust them
I trusted them once and see what they did to me.
All I did is just weakly pucnhed manlet, who knew they are so weak. It was friendly fist bump
>>
>>1196306
REEEEEE KILLEMNOW
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
Look dude
I will give you some beer if you just go away
>>
>>1196314
yeah, this sort of power
manlet still gone KO
manlets being manlets, you know
>>
Guys, wait a sec, i've obviousy got a plan going on.
>>
>>1196323
Ok tell us the plan.
>>
>>1196310
FINE GEEZ THEN I CHOOSE: MY FINAL FORM!
Absorbing the purple hobo and golem into himself. BANDIT BOSS TURNS INTO HIS FINAL FORM:
BANDITO BOSS
>>
>>1196331
Oh fuck
My bad guys
>>
>>1196331
what are his stats, OP
also, 3 different guys would be more difficult than 1 powerful guy
>>
>>1196331
heey, that wasn't in contract
oh well
at least I have nice mustache now
>>
>>1196331
Well look what you faggots just did, now my plan is ruined.
I wanted to shoot my pompadourcannon at him when he got close enough. Would've been glorious.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1196331
Call immigration
>>
>>1196332
red boner, you're in charge now
i'm going to sleep, you can create orange after this battle is done
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1196331
Fuck you!!! Time to wild shape into bear form with Manlet Rider outfit.
>>
I think it's my turn now
I choose to RUN AWAY because I only have 1 HP left
>>1196337
Aright famamlam
>>
>>1196342
you full life dude you fine
>>
>>1196342
you've got 3 HP
read up nigga
anyways, good luck
>>
>>1196342
I healed you, dumbo. You're at full health.
>>
>>1196331
as being part of the boss, can I help with his rolls against party?
>>
>>1196331
JET REE. LETS GO!
FuuuuuuSSIONNN!
>>
>>
>>1196331
plus eeetz my turn
>>
STR: 999
DEX: 999
END: 999
INT: 999
CHA: 999
SUPER POWERS:
Plays this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m2THtTuBIo
and then everybody is unable to stop dancing forever
"AH HA! TIME TO DIE PENDEJOS! I -"
>>1196336
"OH SHIT IT'S THE BORDER PATROL"
>>
>>1196353
haha! looks like this guy is going back to the mexico!
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1196353
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
THANK YOU TRUMP
do we get honorary MAGA hats?
>>
>>1196355
you mean clackieRee
>>
>>1196353
Good thing I had a mexican passport and visa before merging
>>
>>1196353
God emperor bless us!
>>
>>1196353
IT'S THE GREAT ELF PRESIDENT DONALD T. TRUNK!
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1196353
Use my female orc ass to distract the bandit boss while immigration captures him.
>>
SAVED
>>
>>1196358
Nah ClackieRee is when we use potara
>>
>>1196353
IS THAT A SUCCESS OR NOT?
>>
>>1196365
psh what evs
>>
>>1196359
"WAIIIIIITTTT. THis Visa looks kinda fake"
>>
>>1196370
it's not even green officers
>>
>>1196370
TAKE HIM AWAY
ICE THIS FOOL
>>
>>1196370
It is fake sir
Look at my visa for proof, it has a credit card number
>>
>>1196370
AMIIIGO, LOOK AT THIS UNLICENSED ADVENTURES WITH THREE HEADED MONKEY
ME AWAAAAAY
LALLALALALA
>>
>>1196370
Oi, this gringo's got a fake card! Officer, he's all yours
>>
>>1196370
I bet his stats weren't real either!
>>
>>1196370
Remove the taped picture on the visa card.
>>
>>1196375
"HE'S GONE FERAL!"
"SEDATE HIM!"
Bandito Boss has been sedated.
>>
>>1196380
loot him
do we get to level up for killing a boss type enemy?
>>
>>1196380
YAY WE WIN
HOORAY FOR AMERICA
>>
>>1196380
Jokes on you, that's not enough to bring me down, AMIIGO!
BUT I CAN BRING DOWN TOMB WITH ME AND ALL OF YOU
>>
>>1196380
Another day, another victory for Freedom.
>>
>>1196380
Silently stare at the chaos disapprovingly.
>>
>>1196380
did we complete the bandit quest?!
.....DID WE ACTUALLY COMPLETE A QUEST!? LIKE FINISHED IT AND EVERYTHING? LIKE NOT GIVE UP AND DO SOMETHING ELSE AND NEVER COME BACK?!
WE DID IT YOU GUYS!
>>
>>1196386
Ah, yes, a victory for freedom. For freedom, and for not really understanding the full context of one's actions.
>>
>>1196380
And they lived happily ever after. The End.
Sadly everyone later died of AIDS.
>>
>>1196385
Wait what?
>>
>>1196394
we got more quests to do. we gotta save a princess!
>>
>>1196394
BRING DOWN THE TOOOOOOOOOOMB
>>
>>1196394
get back to the story, OP
>>
Well now that that's over
Press start
>>
>>1196394
gg OP. What's the next gonna be? the strawpoll again?
>>
>>1196394
Ah, but that was only the first chapter!
>>
>>1196402
game isn't over friend, the adventure is just begining!
>>
>>1196397
OH WAIT, WHAT'S THIS?! BEFORE HE PASSED OUT, THE BANDITO MANAGED TO GRAB THE [Self Destruct Lever]
THE WHOLE PLACE IS COMING DOWN!
EVERYONE ROLL 1d6!
Except for Purple.
You roll 2d6.
EVERYBODY ROLL HIGHER THAN PURPLEs FIRST ROLL TO ESCAPE UNHARMED.
Purples second roll needs to bet his first roll or he dies too.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1196408
>>
Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d6)
>>1196408
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1196408
If i don't make it... SAVE THE WEED!
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1196408
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1196408
GOBLINS MUST SURVIVE
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1196408
OOOOOH..... FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1196408
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE RAN WHEN I GOT THE CHANCE
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1196408
IF I ROLL 5 OR BETTER, I WANT TO PICK UP THE PARTY MEMBERS WHO FUCKED UP THE ROLL
>>
>>1196410
yellow hitler I don't know my roll is gonna do it
>>
>>1196420
ye
we're the defender, we defend our party members
>>
>>1196420
yes
>>
>>1196421
WE'RE ON YOUR SHOULDERS ANYWAYS
>>
>>1196421
>manlet carrying manlets
>shit sticks together
I demand debuff or additional rolls for them if they want to do that
>>
>>1196360
please roll!
>>
>>1196426
you're a bad egg!
>>
>>1196427
It's okay, as always. A draw means the defending party gets it.
>>
>>1196430
oh thank god
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1196408
Am I too late to roll.
>>
>>1196426
Kek, why so salty, amigo?
>>
well at least you won't get any loot
>>
>>1196434
a really bad egg!
>>
AND SO EVERYBODY ESCAPED. EVEN THE VILLAIN SURVIVED
But he's still sedated though. Do whatever you want with him. Either:
-Leave him there for the beasts
-Bring him to jail
-Take all his stuff
-Execute
-Violate
-Whatever
>>
>>1196434
the whole point was to get Bing some upgrades. Now we see how that turned out.
>>
>>1196440
Take all his stuff and execute him so we get the XP
>>
>>1196440
take his stuff and take him to jail
>>
>>1196440
take all his stuff, then
take him to jail.
I will take the blue part of his hat
>>
>>1196440
Grab Armok by the shoulders and express eternal gratitude
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1196440
execute that nigga
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1196440
roll for recovery and escaping
>>
>>1196442
surely you get XP for overcoming, not just killing?
>>
>>1196440
-Take all his stuff,
-Violate
-Bring him to jail.
>>
>>1196449
probably
this might bite us in the ass later if we don't kill him now, especially with those stats
>>
>>1196452
ok change my vote to kill and take his stuff.
>>
>>1196452
we're building up a rogue's gallery!
>>
>>1196440
Loot and execution.
It's the murderhobo lifestyle
>>
>>1196445
>>1196447
ONE FINAL CHANCE FOR THE BANDITO.
EVERYONE ROLL 1D6 AGAINST HIM
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1196459
naw nigga
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1196459
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1196459
MUCHACHOS, I GOTTA DO IT
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1196456
I agree with my fellow yellow
Sorry bout not rollin, was busy
Rollan anyways
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1196459
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1196459
Time to fuck him up
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1196459
>>
>>1196462
Welp, too bad. Yer fooked, m8.
NOW DECIDE HIS FATE ALREADY.
>>
>>1196472
loot, then execute
lock in
>>
>>1196466
we survived hitler... we survived
>>
>>1196472
loot and execute
>>
>>1196472
Lootin' and executing
Pompadourcannon to the head, like in the movies
>>
>>1196472
Loot and execute
>>
>>1196472
He's too dangerous to let live. Give him his last rites and kill him.
>>
>>1196472
I'm for looting and imprisonment but not enough to try and fight the consensus
>>
>>1196472
Loot+execute
>>
>>1196472
I WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVEEEEEEEEEER
>>
>>1196485
Pfffft fag
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1196485
WITH MY MARACAS BGM
ROLLING FOR HAUNTING
>>
AND SO
HE GOT A SWORD UP HIS ASS AND DIED.
THE PARTY GOT:
- 1 BOSS BANDIT ATTACKING KNIFE
- 1 BOSS BANDIT DEFENDING KNIFE
- A moustache
- A sombrero
- A poncho
- A cloth mask
- A written note confessing that he likes dubs more than subs
ANYWAY, WHERE DEM ORANGES AT?
>>1196485
No you won't. At least not in any meaningful capacity
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1196488
Countering
>>
>>1196491
I'm taking the mustache.
>>
>>1196491
HERE
>>
Press Start
>>
>>1196491
alright, we're good to go
Armok falls asleep, Red boner is free to change to Orange boner and create a character now
distribute the loot however you want
>>
>>1196491
I'll have the poncho, thank you kindly
>>
>>1196491
I guess clackie can have the mustache
>>
>>1196491
Jet Ree should get the cloth mask and wear it in a bandana
>>
>>1196502
I'd like the mustache as it's the only way I'd ever get one.
>>
AND BEFORE YOU DISTRIBUTE THE LOOTINGS. ORANGEs! YOU GET TO PICK THE RACE FOR YOUR NEW CHARACTER!
WITH BING BINGIEs FINAL DEATH THE GOLEM OPTION GOT UNLOCKED AGAIN. AND A SOME OTHERS
>>
If only cops seeing what you are doing
(shaking ghostly maracas)
>>
>>1196506
but don't you get the hat?
>>
>>1196507
Half dragon lockin
>>
>>1196504
Nay. It does not fit the monk image at all. I'll get a job from the job board, earn some gold and maybe buy a better armour
>>
>>1196509
I don't think so. If you want the mustache urgently, you can have it though.
>>
>>1196507
A bug like my nigga Ja-Rule
>>
>>1196507
oh look at that half dragon is unlocked
>>
>>1196514
nah you can have it what ever is left we can sell.
>>
>>1196516
OH SHIT THIS GUY LOCKED IN BEFORE YOU BRUH >>1196512 BETTER WORK SOMETHING OUT
>>
Cowboy locking
>>
>>
>>1196520
Eh IDC
Half dragon it is
>>
>>1196523
yeah we can give the mustache to Gobbolina or what ever her name is.
>>
>>1196521
There's no Half-cow option
Pus whychu wanna be A BOY WHEN YA CAN BE A MAN?
>>
>>1196523
you can if you want to, be free hitler bird be free.
>>
>>1196526
Ayy Halfdragon it is
>>
AN ORANGE WEARING HALF DRAGON WHO IS A:
>>
>>1196532
werewolf
>>
>>1196532
Skeleton
>>
>>1196532
I dare you orange to pick werewolf.
>>
>>1196532
Duelist locking
>>
>>1196536
right?
>>
>>1196537
dry bones half dragon
or duelist. Shit both sound awesome.
>>
What's with the werewolf meme?
>>
>>1196537
OH SHIT THIS NIGGA IS LOCKING IN DUELIST
>>
>>1196523
Yellow hitler you can change over if you want I won't hold you back. Be happy!
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1196544
Nah, skeleton lockin, beat my roll.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1196547
DUELIST
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
Fuck
Well..roll for bribing OP into choosing duelist anyway
>>
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1196551
Rolling to resist bribe
>>
>>1196552
ok glad you like it here
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1196553
Countering his bribe with mine
>>
>>1196553
Guess it's a duelist
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1196553
Fuck it switching teams
Werewolf
>>
>>1196555
OH SHIT, THIS GUY'S BRIBE IS BETTER
>>
>>1196553
OP, you have poor moral fibre!
>>
>>1196560
oh that hitler....
>>
>>1196554
Kek sorry my dude, clackie chan still a best
Orcs will always be cool imo
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1196560
Oh fuck
Roll for duelist again
>>
>>1196562
Oh NOW you know.
ANYWAY, A THIRD ORANGE APPEARS! THE ROLLS ARE RESET. ROLL 1D6 AGAIN FOR CLASS PICK
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1196568
SKELETON
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1196568
Werewolf
>>
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>>1196562
he needs more wheat and oats then!
>>
>>1196572
Kek
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1196568
Rolling for skeleton
>>
>>
>>1196578
hitler wins again....
>>
>>1196577
REEEEE
>>
>>
Well fuck you sure there isn't room for one more color OP?
>>
>>1196581
I announce changing to orange, I don't feel like playing gobbo anymore. Half dragon half skeleton sounds fun.
>>
>>1196581
JUST DO WEREWOLF ALREADY, LIKE 3 ORANGES ALREADY AGREE
>>
>>1196585
poor guy really wants to be a bug
>>
>>1196581
you should probably do duelist, if you want to be on the safe side
>>
>>1196585
Yes. I am like 50 million percent sure
>>
>>1196585
You can switch to purple and roll a new character
>>
>>
>>1196593
Damnit, purple is not a new team color, he got me.
>>
>>1196594
Punch me and Oranges turn into an Elf Cancer Patient
>>
>>1196594
well teal is only one player and I'm with yellow orc now.
>>
>>1196598
op, are we becoming th-the Sentai now?
>>
>>1196599
Two actually, yellow orc is still a player.
>>
AND NOW ORANGES, PICK A NAME.
OH AND SINCE THE PARTY JUST KILLED A BOSS, EVERYBODY GETS A LEVEL UP. SO YOU PICK 1 STAT TO INCREASE TOO
>>1196597
Very well, I'll get to you soon enough.
>>
>>1196603
I'd say pop up Dex even further. Cha would be my second choice, but I think focusing one thing's smarter
>>
>>1196603
I vote to increase indurance
I'll let the others decide the name.
>>
>>1196603
clackie will go Str.
>>
>>1196603
+1 str
>>
>>1196604
bwaaaaah?!
>>
>>1196610
I'm sorry Business Orc, I've failed you
>>
>>
>>1196614
End then
>>
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>>1196613
I need to sit down
>>
>>1196606
>>1196618
>>1196615
END it is.
But. Isn't Tiamat. A womans name?
>>
>>1196613
Race traitor.
I won't forget this.
>>
>>1196622
Nigga tiamat the dragon god from d&d lore
>>
>>1196624
Hey I got you your entangle spell and your pompadour!
>>
>>1196625
Tiamat is a Dragon Goddess nigga. Whatchu smoking
>>
>>1196627
fuck just na me him Jergul or something
>>
>>1196625
Tiamat is the goddess of salt water of the babylonians.
You're a girl
>>
>>1196626
That is fine for me, we are just having fun.
By the way, which stats should we increase our goblin? Int or End or Dex?
>>
>>1196628
> or something
Say no more, it gotchu senpai
>>
>>
>>1196631
end, you should stop dying in one hit
>>
>>11966352
But 2 more levels until Gobs get an END raise though
>>
>>1196631
Still need one more level to increase END, so i say we boost INT
>>
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>>1196622
>>
>>1196633
Nice
>>
>>1196635
I thoguht gobbos can't increase end?
>>
>>1196641
ok can we skip them for now?
>>
>>1196644
2 more levels
>>
>>1196641
Can we just name our half dragon Betty?
>>
>>1196647
Sure, why not
>>1196644
They can, but only every 5 levels
>>
>>1196649
Lock it in.
>>
>>1196638
Ok we go for Int. It is not easy when you can't boost End at every level.
>>
>>1196649
No. Fucking racer you faglord
Name him Jager
>>
>>1196650
>>1196653
OH SHI-
>>
>>1196654
ok move on!
>>
>>1196654
Fuck yeah.
>>
Where's the third Orange guy?
>>
>>1196654
Are we in werewolf form at all times?
What if we're Betty in regular form, and Jager in werewolf form?
>>
>>1196658
got tired,went home
>>
>>1196659
Well i mean you can be the HalfDragon Betty who turns into the HalfDragon wereWolf Jager. But that's too much work in gameplay terms
>>
>>1196663
How about we go by Master Betty Jager.
>>
SO MAYBE I'LL GO WITH THIS. Or roll for either Betty or Jager.
>>1196667
Ask your other Oranges
>>
>>1196668
sounds good next person please
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1196668
Jager
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1196671
No compromise?
Rolling for Master Betty.
>>
>>1196674
Fuck you
>>
>>1196675
holy shit loose, that's not the fine English way
>>
>>1196679
I aughta crump your bloody mum
>>
>>1196668
op we have been at this,for an hour make them stop
>>
AND SO THE HALF DRAGON WEREWOLF IS NAMED MASTER BETTY.
AND NOW ORANGES MAY PICK ONE SKILL:
- Wings: Develop wings and gain the ability to fly. Inside combat it means you get 1 free dodge
- Tail: Develop a dragon tail and gain Tail smack, a a wide attack hitting enemies in a row
- Regeneration: Unlock your werewolf regenrative ablitities, allowing you to roll each turn for a chance to regain 1 HP
SECRET SKILL UNLOCK DUE TO NAME:
- Theme song: whenever it's your turn, this plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo
Doesn't affect anything but changes the music
ROLL 1d6 SO YOU'D WIN AGAINT THE OTHER GUY, BE FAST NOW
>>
>>1196681
Sorry my dude. Salt is the dragon way
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1196682
Theme song, but for the super secret song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R044sleOW6I
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1196682
Wings please
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1196688
Let's goooo
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1196687
Second roll
>>
>>1196681
There's still the purple character creation
>>
>>1196689
Hmmm, where did the other hitler go?
>>
>>1196692
@aaa@aatrrrrergcgdfggg
>>
>>1196693
There's till your IP ya know.
>>
>>1196693
I swear he was just in the same coffee shop as me. Oh well
>>
>>1196694
I'll be quick
>>
SUDDENLY, FROM AFAR, THE PARTY HEARS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=R044sleOW6I
AND FROM THE WOODS STEPPED OUT MASTER BETTY, THE HALF DRAGON WEREWOLF. He seems to be lsot or something, looking for a party maybe.
ANYWAY, IT'S TIME FOR PURPLE CHARACTER CREATION. You already know how it goes, tell me race and class now
>>1196696
Wow, so to save confusion. Let's ignore this ID then, so I won't get confised by two Hitlers.
>>
>>1196700
Snekman Duelist named Chester
>>
>>1196700
hi Betty
>>
>>1196703
Alright Chester. Pick one stat to increase and also, are you a more mannish face kinda snekman or or more snekish face kinda snekman
>>
>>
>>1196707
Charisma
and snekish face
>>
>>1196700
We don't get any metal triangular pyramid caps roughly an inch and a half in diameter on our shirt?
>>
>>1196711
Very well
Now choose a skill.
- Parry: activate this mode to automatically defend against ALL MELEE ATTACKS PERFECTLY for 2 rounds. Downside is you can't attack when it's on
- Counter: Damage any opponent who failed to do a melee attack agains you
- Venom Spit: Spit venom at an opponent, if it hits, they are poisoned for 2 rounds.
>>
>>1196713
Texture glitch caused them to turn invisible.
>>
>>1196714
Venom Spit
>>
>>1196720
OH LOOK ANOTHER RANDOM ADVENTURER WISHES TO JOIN, CHESTER THE SNEKMAN DUELIST.
NOW, OTHER COLORS WHO ALSO HAS A LEVEL UP, TELL ME WHICH STAT YOU WANNA RAISE.
>>
>>1196722
str. Clackie
>>
>>1196722
str Jet too
>>
>>1196722
dex blue
>>
So how many group members do we have now? 5?
>>
>>1196730
Yellow, Blue, Teal, Green, Red, Orange, Purple
7
Chroist
>>
>>
WELL THAT LEAVES THE OTHER GOBLIN, WHERE'S THAT MANLET? I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT CHA FROM HIM BEFORE
>>
>>1196731
INT for Fib
>>
>>
>>1196736
ALRIGHTY THEN
>>
>>1196739
How much money do we have on us?
>>
>>1196741
What we cant do dex?
>>
>>1196745
5 gold
>>
>>1196746
umm yah
>>
>>1196749
Shame, dex seems like the go to thing
>>
I'm making up skills, pls hold
>>
>>1196755
well there is the fact that flying kick needs a cool down right, where as the next ability will be str based. I'm thinking ki blast. we have +1 in str already and we will be more boss with multiple attacks that don't rely on dex. Next level we will go dex ok?
>>
>>1196763
Mkay makes sense
Also can anyone explain to me why dragons always get fucked so hard? By everything? Its not that im triggered as fuck of course, rather im curious
>>
ALRIGHT, HERE BE THE SKILLS LSIT FOR THIS LEVEL UP. EACH TEAM CHOOSE ONE
Clackie Chan
-Chi Blast: the Regular Punch, but can be used as a range attack.
-Zen mumbo Jumbo Level 2: Raises 2 Random stats instead of 1
-Fist Flurry: Punch enemy furiously, roll 2 dices instead of 1 for this one. Pick the higher one.
Jet Ree
-Arrow Catch: Roll 2 dices instead of one when defending against a ranged attack. Pick the higher one
-Dim Mak: If this attack hits. Roll a dice. If you get a 6 then the enemy dies regardless of HP. Can only be used once per battle
-Harsh training: Your harsh training allows you to tank 1 hit without taking damage once per battle
Gobbolina
-Poisoned Hook: Dip your hook into poison and slash at the enemy, if it hits, they're poisoned for 2 turns. Can only be used at melee range
-Bomb: Throw a bomb and damage 2 rows of enemies
-Quick Reload: Activate to disable Shoot cooldown for 3 turns
Fib Smogee
-More forms: get more animal forms
-Vine smack: Summon vines to hit enemy
-Share the weed: attempt to share weed with enemy, if suceeds he will chill out and get all his stats lowered
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>>1196788
I'm taking bomb
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>>1196788
chi blast
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>>1196788
Im thinking fist flurry
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>>1196788
Dim mak. So I need to roll once to hit Dim mak, and then a second time to see if it 1hits the opponent? But if it doesnt 1ko, it still does dmg?
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>>1196795
yah... maybe I want children blast though
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>>1196796
Yeah.
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>>1196797
chi blast
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>>1196788
Share the Weed man
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>>1196800
yeah I just wanted that move... and combine it with Ree
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>>1196801
a cha skill?
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>>1196796
Dit mak is serious shit nigga
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OTHERS HAVE CHOSEN. WILL YELLOW BE DONE ?
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>>1196806
It sounds amazing. Just gotta get lucky
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>>1196804
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fuck thats a good point. Ill vote for it
CHI BoLASTO
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>>1196805
Maybe? I'm not sure...
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>>1196807
yeah we will go with fist flurry
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>>1196812
nvm chi blast
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>>1196817
Now we wont need another ranged ability for a while. Full daka incoming
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>>1196813
Yes it's a CHA skill
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>>1196824
yah combined chi blast makes awesome chi blast
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>>1196829
What does it do?
And can you change its name to "pass the blunt?" Share the weed sounds weird.
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AND SO EVERYONE LEVELED UP, EXCEPT FOR REDS. SO I'LL JUST PICK FOR 'EM. ARMOK NOW HAS 5 END AND THE DEFEND EVERYONE ABILITY: WHEN ACTIVATED, HE WILL AUTOMATICALLY TAKE THE DAMAGE OF EVERYONE IN THE PARTY WHENEVER THEY FAIL A DEFENSE ROLL.
AND NOW, DISCUSS AMONG YOURSELVES WHICH QUEST WILL YOU EMBARK ON NEXT?
- SAVE THE PRINCESS: Save a princess that was captured by some bad guy wearing spiky armor, because of course
- KILL A PIRATE CAPTAIN: A pirate and his crew are terrorizing the waters near our ports. Kill him to save the sailors. BACKSTORY RELEVANT: this pirate is also the one who sunked Gobbolinas ship and killed all her previous crew
- SLAY A DRAGON: Holy shit look at this gay ass dragon. Kill his faggot ass.
COMPLETE ONE MORE QUEST AND YOU'LL UNLOCK THE SECOND SET OF QUESTS
>>1196832
It can be called anything you want, but it basically means Fib tries to convince whatever the party's fighting to smoke his weed. If it succeeds, the enemy will become high as shit and have its fighting abilities reduced.
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>>1196837
How about we relax in a tavern and I'll go look for employment
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>>1196837
save princess or kill pirate.....
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>>1196837
Kill a pirate captain
The guy killed my crew
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>>1196837
Don't talk about my dad that way.
I choose save princess.
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>>1196839
You can do that after a quest is picked.
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>>1196837
Save the waifu of course
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>>1196842
I vote pirate
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>>1196843
Your dad's a fag who likes sticking gold coins up his ass
- A Dragonslayer probably -
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>>1196850
mmmhmmmm which one are you again?
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How about we go kill the pirate captain, who coincidentally captured the princess.
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CURRENTLY PIRATE KILLING HAS MORE VOTES
>>1196851
Teal Potato
>>1196850
Put your name back on
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Dunno why this shiet dropped my name
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>>1196854
I wish my team could be red team. I like the color red.
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>>1196854
Yes, we should hunt that pirate. We can talk to sea animals then. Maybe level up enough to morph into a huge octopus.
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>>1196857
Too bad, maybe you should have chosen Red in the first thread, faglord
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SO, NO FURTHER OBJECTIONS THEN? YOU'RE GONNA HUNT DOWN A PIRATE?
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>>1196860
but the I wouldn't be an orc.
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>>1196862
yesh
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>>1196862
Sure. What kind of equipment do I and the snek have?
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>>1196862
Time to kill some pirate captain matey. We don't mean Goblina because she have pretty eyelashes.
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>>1196862
did we sell the knifes yet?
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>>1196872
no but we might want to give them to some one in our party
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>>1196874
oh boy red team is gonna be pissed we added 2 more guys hahaha
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AND SO THIS IS YOUR NEXT ENEMY. LOOK AT HIS FACE AND KNOW IT WELL FOR YOU WILL BE SOON STABBING IT OR SOMETHING. ESPECIALLY GOBBOLINA, SINCE HE KILLED YOUR CREW AND SHITPOSTED ABOUT IT ON THE SECRET PIRATE MESSAGE BOARD.
TO GET TO HIM YOU'LL NEED TO MOVE TO THE NEAREST PORT TOWN, WHICH IS 2 DAYS FROM WHERE YOU ARE. SO YOU CAN RELAX A BIT, DO SOME SIDE JOBS AND QUESTS ON THE WAY OR SOMETHING.
Anyway this marks the end of this episode. See you next time.
Updates:https://twitter.com/notapaladin
Also, which these much characters. The chances of them being bereft of players in the start of the next thread is pretty high so I need to either:
- Kill em off
or
- Autopilot
hmmm
>>1196863
What if you picked the Orc as Redsthough? Who knows, Fagbutt.
>>1196868
Master Betty only have some regular clothes with no bonuses. Being a HalfDragon Werewolf prevents you from equipping any kind of weapons and you must use your claws and other body parts to fight
Chester also wears reular duelist clothes that gives no bonus. But dual wielding rapiers allows him to do the Feint attack: roll 2 dices instead of one for attacking, pick the higher dice
>>1196872
No
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>>1196883
am not a fagbutt...
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>>1196883
He couldn't have picked orc as red, the 2 fags red knight and red ranger were already intent on taking humie
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>>1196883
thanks for the bread
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>>1196883
leave am behind, save them in the character select
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>>1196883
Thank for the bread
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>>1196884
YOu totally a fagbutt
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>>1196883
This is some very good bread, i like your baking technique, kiddo.
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>>1196889
Yes, that could be a nice Idea. Start with the regular RGBY and keep TOP in the reserve pool until those showed up.
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>>1196900
why don't we build a different team
with out own orcs and hookers
and fight against other team in quest speed competition
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>>1196904
OH WOW EVEN MORE TEAMS AND MORE CONFUSION, THANKS FAGBUTT
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>>1196906
he IS a fagbutt.
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>>1196910
You're all Fagbutts to me with varying degrees of fag and butt
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>>1196913
completely neutered the insult just there.
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>>1196915
Who says it's an insult. I jus tlike the word Fagbutt. It sounds funny.
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>>1196921
yeah but then you would, you fagbutt
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>>1196925
Of course I would, fagbutt
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>>1196929
fagbutt
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>>1196913
Can't I be trapbutt instead?
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>>1196913
What's green team's fag:butt ratio?
This is important information, for science.
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Lower than average Fag but Moderate Butt
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>>1196980
Fag 40% : Butt 60%
Now I need to hit the bed
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>>1196988
But the bed never did anything to you
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>>1196998
fucking hell OP
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>>1196998
Because the bed don't give me enough sleep. Next time I will put the bed on wooden horse.
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