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Greatighns, humourtals!
Hello and welcome to /qst/'s first session of Dungeons and Dadaragons.
Many of the things you will encounter will be absurd, hopefully to the point of hilarity, yet I ask our players and audience to treat the game with full gravity. Maximum humor results from maximum earnesty.
A background in Dadaism, Surrealism, 'pataphysics, nonsense literature, and wordplay will be helpful but unnecessary for full enjoyment of this game. As you will see, most of the writing in this game will be a mixture of neologisms, portmanteaus, and glossolalia. The meanings of the words will not be explained to you; it's for you to discern the lexical and semantic connections (and/or lack thereof). This is done so your imagination can react creatively to the gameworld
>[Green is not a creative color.]
and to decenter the experience of conventional gameplay.
I hope this goes well.
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Prefore beginesis of our galudum, of what bredigree be ye?
>uxisocite
A nivoijd whose presevox mondelightains croupartompany.
>vikyckill
An ajaszec whose scarighteel fratirawrs at voreignemoirs.
>wuremu
An ajaszec drillustraithion whose wosternomicore stomantarings vewsprunds.
>athenoizy
A deiaics whose sophourneic saxouil sirempts pesquaivelors.
>xuelsemoa
A cispifilgih omenoid whose syboligms itemetangle lyruirons.
>vetroquic
A walyolex whose molyquintouble khalifog swiftockles cronioropleans.
>taurnaut
A gauros whose piscexpiscam tourydes veneiscre omnio'nearly.
>iyimynhu
A nwalos whose chupamous paradaftiory kilourmimes bestipreilds and dompetsoch.
>chrystalost
A deiaics whose vegeoral semineregal mimadeode coelauses feathell!
>dalídetauro
A nivoijd whose partequalistine sursourcerosy upriskribblishes smilentree.
>corvideo
A cispifilgih bionispecor whose crognin theredigittes whablate angeocallicates.
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>>1193
Dalídetauro.
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>>1233
>dalídetauro
A nivoijd whose partequalistine sursourcerosy upriskribblishes smilentree.
Okayes, of what proclation be ye?
>miglascion
An rangraving emigrander who chürertises boanímamitals.
>pronotipsion
A hesexiliate ononglolinge who graphattis examalles and tycophantitans
>eelthonist
An angixalia yogamástechy who vispeteases braciophules.
>signӕgis
An aciclerito whose vicacentre ciphelters auspitznas and auspichaves.
>skelevator
An escalifter who dumboucages bonveyorms and calalumers.
>schagermystic
An anempieren purealist who holopectiveres khenossial aqulinins.
>morquerón
A thatonghoid firembius who excaborts whisconic chrebilians.
>barberain
A mersarian jacculatext who bareards and schizoscuttles.
>czarwyphe
An ardalpitten lochlife who previvaults tubangonem sornsumen.
>situritán
A swagodin oppressiopeia who hierapparchs whollow chasmorten.
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>>1257
Signӕgis! Signӕgis!
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>>1266
>>signӕgis
>An aciclerito whose vicacentre ciphelters auspitznas and auspichaves.
Roll 1d8 for äidoliu checks. It controls your floamemaury.
Roll 1d6 for [eqo] checks. It controls web-visinguage.
Roll 1d76 for euhus checks. It controls your finaudigation.
Roll 1d11 for :X/cXmiles checks. It controls your emodometer.
Roll 1d2 for geofomerus checks. It controls your sporatempability.
Roll 1d2 for 0riQ checks. It controls your magnetosavorability.
Roll 1d48 for chanisulory checks. It controls your tactilituals.
Roll 1d18 for eélsol checks. It controls your photattentorals.
Roll 1d10 for pnorsm checks. It controls your sursocianity.
Any scritings and illustroodles will be welprecium.
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>>1257
Bellyache connectedness
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Rolled 21 (1d76)
>>1295
****R*
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>>1299
Fore-after manivarious gauros and nwalos, the mometaroids upove your eulocurial noggium glaream temporapidly as you sabyx your roräq, etoag, and dytir. Whilempous approxamong yon florbs
and trubes, you auscry, or rather deteark, a disturoubling borborbuccinal ulularmony.
A dulmerk matterges!
They beginitiate to mlu and myp.
Which respaction selechoose you?
>Abn the dulmerk.
>Emn your roräq.
>Mlu in recipraliation.
>Myp in recipraliation.
>Kag the Agniqumenon.
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>>1336
I deny we Kag the Agniqumenon.
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>>1336
Kag the Agniqumenon, of course.
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>>1336
Wherever the agniqumenon, by my green candle I will kag it.
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Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d4)
>>1344
>>1348
>>1360
>Kag the Agniqumenon.
As you emn the kag, mlu the kag, and abn the kag, the vosparom amolumeres with pyrarticles. You supplogistoffer the Agniquemnon asyluge and shenctur. A parascendiary ubeision harbouses
the dulmerk amarantill they treinsmugrate a-form the vosmoid.
You lose 1d4 eélsol but gain 1d4 chanisulory.
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Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d4)
>>1379
Huzzah!
>You lose 1d4 eélsol but gain 1d4 chanisulory.
Noted.
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>>1379
The eélsol will not be missed, we hated it, it made our many limbs tingle and for a while we thought we had to reconcile to live. The little dogs can have it.
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>>1379
In further declarification of my motifs, we wish to décervelate the dulmerk and acquire its phynances.
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>>1193
>Pzar like a motherfucker
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Rolled 602 (1d666)
>>1390
>>1401
>>1425
Firwent DEATH and slopment; green take the of I of significene evolvespoked area. May'st bloolips plan'd a blook to noon or fiftsoon. The o’clostering what sleep ninever in oldwrain as me, discent of the dust! Foresoothe!
From groar-fittless, the trievene fare we proximith like kitinum.
But cragmenths!
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1532
A check, cash, or credit to your nom de plumage, Mx. Strigidae, of 1d10 against the W_url_d
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>>1536
t_ck
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As vividegrough sans the systillallet rock, I’ve led the day accuriously, O rain musican (and his throarine); tell ever and sever!
But the cominute nough whichoketh bees, beingitude would light cameratious dead and golds.
Gnomatering, veget bird. Like a librarinto, aerophings to exportiven.
>Uxility: fuel primagical of the memedious cup.
>Old face cling on Arch and in Sun
>Tubes me mead!
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>>1723
>Uxility: fuel primagical of the memedious cup.
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>>1723
Uxe, no uxilize.
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>>1730
>>1740
A rose more pearly once betwiced us all, yea, O enemix.
My exotions midsumentable-- yet urbidden!-- purpaused oak-stone-dust canimals. Janusual, tiptoptypical, isn't it?
Sunknown, moonshown, but cloudy with a chance of mischief.
Lure! Tour!
>Quaff deeply of the chalice.
>Write in (Roll 1d100)
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>>1831
Who are you to deny us the chalice? Weary we are, wrestled-oxen must drink drink drink
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Rolled 23 (1d48)
>>1843
Roll 1d48 for chanisulory checks.
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Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>1831
Zoom Zoom! Is speed not the nature of the moonshadow and the sun beam?
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Rolled 9 (1d48)
>>1874
Би тэp юм хийcэн.
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>>2005
We Myp like there's no tomorrow (which there certainly isn't).
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Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>2020
>>Myp in recipraliation.
The runeset mypouqs! The disme and broudor brame the osurk.
Roll 1d20 for a chanisulory check.
If successful, you mypsquo.
If unsuccessful, you ouqspym.
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Rolled 17, 5 = 22 (2d20)
>>2046
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Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>2046
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Rolled 102 (1d666)
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