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Oh shit nigger it's a /qst/ adventure thing. That I'm pretty sure I saw someone did before and I'm ripping them off but I can't remember the name so I can't credit them. Yea.
4 persons form an adventuring party in a nondescript generic fantasy land.
Each chacacter needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit.
Just give yourself a name with the character's team color to identify which person you belong to. Ex: "Red Faggot"
The party's current mission is to raid an ancient tomb that has been taken over by bandits, and now face the dungeon boss: The Bandit Boss.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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Stop spinning CAPTCHA you dirty faggot
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>>1177746
no thank you
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>>1177746
Put on the dick mask so we live by the dick
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Bing.
>>1177755
You list our dick when we lost our hat
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>>1177755
Soorry, but it was burned to ashes in the last episode
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>>1177767
Owwww
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>>1177767
what a shame
Shoot Bandit Boss then
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>>1177774
we should have healed
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>>1177777
We are all full health. Red was just dumb and tossed their ointment away
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>>1177774
Sorry m8, he has higher DEX than you, so he's going first.
Turn order will be Bandit Boss-> Richard -> Clackie -> Fib -> Bing
Oh and a recap of his abilities:
- Boss bandit knives: +1 to DEX when attacking and defending will also do a guaranteed hit counter attack if he wins a defense roll
- Feint: Roll 2 dices instead of one and pick the higher number for result, he does this every 2 turns
- Double Stab: Roll 2 dices instead of one and use the sum for the result, he does this every 5 turns
- Boss bandit hat: the sweetest bandit hat
- He saw you coming in so no ambushin
Honestly maybe you should escape and grind some more like some sort of video game or something
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>>1177777
Also, nice quints
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>>1177789
well guys
it's up to us
do we retreat and grind more?
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>>1177793
would be smart plus your stats have tanked
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We will be back for his hat. We will retreat. Bing must make amends with Fib
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"Yeah, run away and never come back. Pusssssieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss"
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>>1177815
Return back to town so we can talk to that guy who heals with weed again
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"PUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
Good thing he's the FIRST LEVEL BOSS so he lets you go and doesn't force you to stay and fight.
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1st level and we still need to grind. Unbalanced as faaawwwwk
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Anyway you're in town again, so you're gonna visit the healer right?
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>>1177837
ye we need it
the power of weed will heal all
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>>1177837
man what a jerk
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>>1177837
new voice in head reporting
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>>1177837
Beep boop
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>>1177842
"wassup my dudes. Need some healing?"
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>>1177855
yah man like stat 'n stuff
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>>1177855
yeah dude
give us the weed
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>>1177855
perform secret dance of arabness
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>>1177855
Trade burnt hood for his rainbow band and what i assume is a wig. He's high. Should work.
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>>1177874
just call it a smoked hood +2 dankness
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>>1177860
>>1177866
To ask for weed or to dance, Richard's having brain problems again
>>1177859
"But you don't seem to need any"
>>1177874
"Nah bro, I got like 10 of those already"
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>>1177886
I ment for our faceless friend here
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>>1177886
We ask for weed so we can heal
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>>1177886
But is it +2 dank like mine? Boop.
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>>1177882
need to switch to my PC BRB
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>>1177890
>>1177889
"Right let's see what's the problem here"
>>1177891
"Your hood is not dank at all. It has been tainted by dick"
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>>1177903
everything is burnt, heal us doc
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>>1177903
also make it so he can grow facial hair, don't want to deal with that elf problem again.....RIGHT ORC MONK GOD!?
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>>1177903
We attempt to charm thru song and try to put our CHA to use.
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1177932
Your dice are loaded as always, NaP
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>>1177935
Well that didn't work. enjoy this picture of Orc Monk God instead
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>>1177941
say something comforting to bing. He looks down after that roll.
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>>1177941
Hi, Orc Monk God.
I don't suppose you have any hats amongst the bones of your foes do you?
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>>1177946
"Nah, I don't collect bones from my enemies. Usually I crush them and their bones to dust"
>>1177945
Clackie will now attempt to comfort BIng
Meanwhile Richard is being ignored
And Fib is still in a coma
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>>1177957
Where the healing at
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>>1177957
Why, Clackie? Why does no one have a hat when I so desperately need one. I feel... nude without it. This hood is merely a towel to hide my mechanical shaaaaaaaaame
Bing cries
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>>1177957
wise orc once said,
"if dice seem loaded, then it's defiantly packing some mad heat."
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>>1177965
my dear Bing Bingie, you have upset your bard god by absorbing and losing your original hat.
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>>1177960
"Well these burns are quite severe, how did this happen?"
>>1177965
Tears.exe activated
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>>1177979
he had a bad roll, meaning he didn't stop drop and roll.
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>>1177979
someone was too much of a dick and rolled low
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>>1177977
Bard....God?
Beep boop.
My chinese jew creators installed no such information. Sniffleboop.
Searching: Prayer protocols
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>>1177985
>>1177988
Ah yes, when the fight with the bandit Second in Command was going well, they sset themselves on fire and did a suicide dive towards the party. Miraculously, oonly Richard got hit, like they were aiming for him or something.
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>>1177998
Can you heal us fully, Doc? If not, then we might as well kill ourselves
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>>1178000
so eager to die
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>>1178000
"Yes. You're not gonna get those rerolling characters that easily"
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>>1178021
Give me that blunt then, doc
smoke weed everyday
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Software found. Scanning....
Installing.... install failed... loading previous version.... install successful. Please update firmware.
Fire and Flames.exe not found.
Default cranial gear not found
Diginity not found
Scanning.
Sending request to "Bard.god"
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>>1178029
Damn jew internet
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>>1178029
how much then?
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>>1178029
Use tech support ability and slap blue on side of head to get it to work
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>>1178029
Whoops, too high to select pic
>>1178031
"8 Gold, since it can also stimulate your facial hair growth, as requested by the orc"
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>>1178041
aw shit nigga
what's our inventory looking like?
we might need to grind some shitty bandits
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>>1178045
we kinda look banditish why dont we sneak in im sure the bandits get their clothes from town
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>>1178041
Bing lost 1 hope.
Lack of hat sorrows the big lug.
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>>1178045
>>1178052
Truly terrible. If only if there was a loophole. Like say building the top of your head into the shape of a hat.
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>>1178055
Dang it
let's go grind by battling some SHITTY BANDITS then
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>>1178055
Sounds tumory. I heard fleshy beings dont like that
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>>1178055
trade shitty knives for bandit disguises
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>>1178063
we get 3 gold for shitty bandit knives
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>>1178068
maybe bandit key unlocks backdoor?
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>>1178063
The shitty knives only gives 3 gold in total. Plus where are ya gonna find bandit disguises.
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>>1178068
We could invest the gold into something that could help us make money
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>>1178074
The key unlocked the room to the bandit boss
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>>1178077
or we could grind, which is what I would like to do
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since we cant get bandit disguises we could pose as hookers and stab the bandits while they sleep
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>>1178076
we kill some people for it then
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>>1178083
or we could grind
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>>1178083
We seem to die a lot. Amd with his wounds and my strongest buff stolen and destroyed we are at a hyge disadvantage
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should i switch to green seems AFK
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>>1178091
fine what could we put our 4 could into to make money
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>>1178093
do it
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>>1178094
wait I got it! STREET PERFORMANCES!
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Combs Hair , awww yeah I can sing
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>>1178103
goblins have been known to have a very niche audience
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>>1178103
At least that's what Mama Smogee would say
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>>1178103
Everyone has shit CHA aside from me. Should prolly try to make me look GLAM or pimp out my lute. We could make serious dosh.
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>>1178106
i was trained with a very particular set of vocal skills, Does charisma help with signging
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>>1178076
After some healing we can try to hunt down some bandits and loot their clothes.
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>>1178112
your cha is only one better than mine and I'm a one.
I know acrobatics with your animal form! I'll toss you in the air and you chage into something spectacular.
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Lets do disss, Lets head to the Inn or tavern and ask to play tonight
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>>1178118
Dick will go hunting in the wilds to hunt down some beasts then while the others do their show
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>>1178120
dancing bear form?
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>>1178120
Mine is 4. Yours is 1. Fib is 2. Fib has the second largest CHA
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So these are your choices I see
>>1178112
Yes, in fact performance and diplomacy related things are governed by CHARISMA
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Vote for Street performance
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>>1178126
Street performance
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>>1178124
Yes! then we can wrestle! my god it's so simple and Bing can blah music to add to the experience! we can use dick as a side freak show!
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>>1178126
If we gonna do perform, do Manlet Rider live show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge_GUxaxDgs
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>>1178126
street performance then
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>>1178134
bear wrestling!
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>>1178134
Kawaii BEar form, Bitches love Kawaii desu
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Now the question is what kinda performance
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>>1178142
Bear wrestling, acrobatics, Monk breakdancing, and music
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>>1178138
How about Bear Wrestling where bear wear Manlet Rider outfit?
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>>1178143
I'm down
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>>1178145
then bear would have to win. I'm ok with that.
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>>1178145
big finish will be Henshin Bear Transforms to Manbear Rider
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>>1178151
give me one of the underwears, I need a mask.
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>>1178155
Beep boop.
Bing checks town for lute upgrades
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178150
Oh forgot to mention, if there's transforming then you'll have to wait til tomorrow, as Fib already used his daily transformation
>>1178155
Roll 1d6 to make maske
>>1178158
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>>1178166
we can practice today in the woods while red hunts there
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>>1178166
Hat protocols come first
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1178166
your dice is loaded!
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>>1178155
Oh shit!!! You are gonna transform into Hentai Kamen???!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaHzNyThfqM
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>>1178171
I was gonna be a bad guy for Kamen to fight...
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>>1178170
Ah great you ripped it to shreds. Damn your Orc butterfingers
>>1178168
Resist, Bing. Resist
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>>1178174
Bring in our 3 gold into the hatstore with us.
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>>1178174
Dick goes hunting so we can make some money on the side
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178174
ok try again
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>>1178174
Robots hate paradoxes right, Make wearing a hat Before the Show imposiible Inset Code >F(Hat)=LUTEUPGRADE+SHOW =HAT, HAT =/= F(0)
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>>1178178
Hat is priority one
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>>1178182
we can buy you a new hat if we get more money with the show! Common golem! more money means more hats!
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>>1178178
Use satellite Hidden in Hair to send code into Robots braIN
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>>1178183
Reasoning input valid. Redirecting to lute store if OP has t drawn hat store yet
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1178175
>>1178178
Fib tries his hardest to stop the golem from wasting all the money
Fib, roll 1d6 and Bing roll 1d6 to see who's reasoning is better
>>1178176
Roll 1d6 to find some animals
1: Find nothing
2-3: Find angry beasts
4-5: Find normal beasts
6: Basically retarded animals
>>1178177
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1178189
live by the dick
die by the dick
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>>1178189
dice+1d6
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1178189
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>>1178189
fuck it my face is ugly enough
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1178178
Let try to hack his program... By turning wearingHat from false to true...
Import hat.package.com
int Main ()
{
Hat wearingHat = New Hat();
wearingHat = true;
if (wearingHat = true) {
action.startShow();
}
else {
action.doNothing();
}
return 0;
}
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>>1178193
how do i roll dice whats the command im new here
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1178197
>>
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178201
DIE BY THE DICK NIGGAAAAAA
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>>1178201
I go to the Lute store
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>>1178204
Run nigga run
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>>1178204
my orc senses are tingling! Dick is in danger.... again.
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>>1178204
Oh noes, 6 wolves. Each with the following stats:
2 STR
2 DEX
2 END
1 END
1 CHA
>>1178206
Also Bing arrives at the lute store
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>>1178214
I look at Lute upgrades
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>>1178214
is it 2 END or 1 END?
if it's 2 END, then we run away like bitches
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>>1178214
go help Richard
he gonna die
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>>1178214
can i make it to red in time
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>>1178214
Shit man, you need to start running for your life!!!
One thing I had learning from tabletop rpg is that you shall NEVER split the party. It will only lead to dead.
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>>1178226
he got raped by a dirty elf when he did this, he still hasn't learned.
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Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d6)
>>1178218
The second END was suppose to be INT. So yeah. Run aaway like bitches.
Richard, roll 1d6 to run against my first roll
Clackie and Fib roll 1d6 to see if they can reach Richard in time against my second roll
>>1178217
"Ah greetings. Would you care to look at our Normal, Expensive or PREMIUM upgrades?"
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1178233
give me the sweet release of death, boss
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>>1178233
Normal good bard. Boop
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178233
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178233
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1178233
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178233
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>>1178235
>>1178238
While Clackie arrived in time, the wolves pinned down RIchard and bit him in the ass, he's 1 HP left
>>1178244
Fib's tiny legs were also fast enough
>>1178236
"Ah yes, then you can UPGRADE STRINGS, increasing its sound, or UPGRADE BODY, making your lute a good Club replacement or PAINT IT, which doesn't do anything but it makes you feel good having a personalized lute"
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>>1178250
so what actions and spells do i have availible
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>>1178250
Kick wolves
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>>1178250
WE DOUBLE SHOT THE WOLVES TOO
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>>1178250
Strings for sound would be efficient. Zzt What are the cost for all of these upgrades?
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>>1178250
Heal the dick.
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Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d6)
>>1178253
Roll 1d6
>>1178252
Roll 1d6, Richard goes first but you roll too to save time
Since everyone involved has +2 DEX, nobody gets any bonuses as it all cancels eachother out
>>1178251
- Shoot handcannon
- Heal
- Greater Heal
- Vine Snare
- Smoke Weed
- Run away like a bitch
>>1178257
Wait a bit
>>1178254
" Strings cost 3 gold, Body costs 4, while a paintjob costs 1"
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178259
I'VE HUNTED WOLVES SINCE I WAS A KID
THIS IS EZ
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>>1178259
Greater heal on RED
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178259
no whamies
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Rolled 5, 5, 3 = 13 (3d6)
>>1178261
MISSED, BOTH, CONGRATS
>>1178263
Now let me roll
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>>1178259
Pay him 3 gold for the string upgrade
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Rolled 2, 1, 2 = 5 (3d2)
>>1178266
The kick also missed the entire front row
Fib heals Richard and brings him to max health...of 2. Yay
Now the 3 wolves in front each target:
1- Richard
2- Clackie
>>1178267
Party loses 3 GOLD
Bing gets his Lute Upgraded with BETTER STRINGS, +1 to CHA when using Lute
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>>1178266
Use druid powers, ask the wolves why they would want to bit something as disease-filled as Richard's ass.
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Rolled 6, 1, 1 = 8 (3d6)
>>1178269
Now clackie roll 2d6 to fend off the 2 first rolls. While Richard fends of the third with his own 1d6 roll
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178272
woof
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>>1178271
Yes let try our druid power to speak them.
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>>1178272
use handcannon
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1178272
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>>1178269
Scan for party and locate
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Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d6)
>>1178272
surry
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1178280
>>1178273
1 wolf managed to bit Clackie, 4HP left for him.
Now it's Richard's turn
Oh and let's say the turn order so nobody(me) would get confused:
Richard -> Clackie-> Fib -> Wolves
>>1178278
Roll 1d6 to look for party
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>>1178281
we sheathe the bow and pull out short sword + non shitty bandit knife so we have better stats
if we can, we go for an attack as well
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178281
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>>1178283
Nah, of course you can't. It's now Clackie's turn
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Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)
>>1178285
kick again
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Rolled 3, 5, 4 = 12 (3d6)
>>1178286
Kicking only needs 1 roll broseph, since you're trying to kick the whole front row, I'll just take your higher first roll to consider
>>1178284
In other news Bing Bingie joins da fight
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>>1178288
We combine powers and create WINDOWS 95
Just kidding
What are my abilities OP?
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>>1178288
Wolf 1 has 1 HP left, Fib's turn
>>1178290
A recap:
- Play Ninja Rap ( gives everyone 1 free dodge if they're not too dope)
- PLay Ice Ice Baby ( Freeze an enemy)
- Play Jump Around (Gives 1 ally some DEX boost)
- Rocket Boots (Gives yourself 1 free dodge)
- Strum out some background music (doesn't do anything except change the background music)
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>>1178293
I thought wolves were 1 end?
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>>1178294
nvm
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>>1178293
Druid spake, ask wolves why?
What does the headcannon do?
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>>1178293
Try to convert one of the wolves to become our ally.
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Rolled 2, 6, 1, 4, 5, 1 = 19 (6d6)
>>1178296
"beacause we're hungry"
"firing cannon balls outta yer head"
>>1178297
AND NOW FIB WILL ATTEMPT TO COMMUNE WITH THE WOLVES. HOW MANY CAN HE TURN? Roll 1d6
+2 You
+1 Them
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178299
Nive wolfies!!!
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178299
But bacon is better than dickass.
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>>1178303
>>1178301
Fib managed to convince 2 wolves to your cause for this battle.
Now greens can direct them, as it's now their turns.
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1178299
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>>1178307
Woof 1: convince the other wolves of the greatness of bacon
Woof 2: Defend me. And the others, too, I guess.
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>>1178311
Bacon, Then use the rest of the wolves for grinding xp
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Rolled 4 (1d5)
>>1178311
Wolf 1 will now try to convince other wolves
My first roll against the other 4
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Rolled 5, 4, 6, 3, 5 = 23 (5d6)
>>1178314
Whoops, typo on the options field there
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Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d3)
>>1178315
2 wolves ran away looking for bacon, leaving 2 left. And they chose:
1- Richard
2- Clackie
3- Wolf 1
To attack
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Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d6)
>>1178318
So, Greens roll for the wolf while Yellow roll for defend
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1178321
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178321
GO SCOOBI!!
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178321
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>>1178324
>>1178325
>>1178326
Hely look nobody got hurt, amazing.
Now it's Bing's turn
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>>1178329
Ninja Rap so we can skip over the dodge rolls next turn.
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1178330
Very well since you currently have a +5 bonus, you auto win the Ninja Rap casting
BUt now you must link the youtube video of Ninja Rap
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>>1178333
Nignog I am on mobile!
Fine. Gimme a sec
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>>1178337
Good, now Richard, do something.
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>>1178339
We shank some wolves with our +1 bonus
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1178340
Let's see which one is better, your sharp blade or the wolf's soft underbelly
Roll 1d6
+1 for you
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178342
muh knife
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>>1178343
ouch
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>>1178343
Clackie, pick up the slack. If you can.
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>>1178347
Punch the weakest wolf
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1178350
Hmm
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Oh my god guys...
We cant even kill world map enemies
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>>1178352
I still win
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>>1178352
It's cool, Clackie's STR bonus compensated.
1 wolf left, now if mr Fib could do something
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>>1178353
Only OP wins
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>>1178356
fib use the cannon for that +2 bonus
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>>1178356
Eh, heal Clackie, whynot.
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178356
Say to the remaning wolf that he should give up.
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>>1178359
>>1178360
So which is it?
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>>1178361
Enemy wolf.
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1178362
Very well, Roll 1d6 to convince wolf
+1 you
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1178365
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1178365
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>>1178368
And so the wolf ran away. The End.
And so the brave adventurers managed to fight(?) off the angry wolf pack
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If we keep making them run we will never get exp or loot.
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>>1178369
And now we ride a wolf! To Bacon!
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>>1178369
Well let's street perform with our new wolf friends, Bing you play music, Fib you dance with wolves
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>>1178369
Loot the wolves
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While the others plan out the show, Richard loots the 1 dead wolf, out of 6. And got 1 Wolf Hide
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>>1178376
Go back to town to see what we can sell it for
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>>1178376
Bing collects more hide. Demands Dick make him a wolf hat
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>>1178376
We will call it, Kamen Rider Dances With Wolves
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>>1178376
Can we keep least one wolf as our pet?
By the way, I'm gonna be gone for a while, need to buy soft drinks.
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>>1178380
I don't care we need to make some money to heal Richard for Orc Monk God's sake.
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>>1178377
Try ye olde pawn shop
>>1178378
ERROR: NO MORE WOLF CORPSES, ONLY 2 LIVE WOLVES LEFT FOR SHOW
>>1178379
>>1178380
Sure
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>>1178383
Go to ye olde pawn shop
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>>1178383
after a lot of rehearsals we ate ready to put on our street show!
Go fib Go!
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>>1178385
are*
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>>1178388
they will get food after they perform!
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>>1178388
plus we can sell wolf carcass
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>>1178389
No bacon, no show. Don't make me vine you.
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>>1178384
"Welcome to Ye Olde Pawn Shoppe, how can I help you today?"
Richard enters the pawn shop as the other argues over bacon
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>>1178392
you little shit, give then the sandwiches we have!
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>>1178393
how much for this wolf hide?
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>>1178395
"Hmmmm, let's seeee...."
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>>1178397
well?
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>>1178398
"Well, at most I can give you 1 gold for a hide of this quality"
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>>1178400
Fib give your wolves the fucking sandwiches and let's go! it's show time!
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>>1178400
nah
we'll just wear it instead of our burnt clothing
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>>1178401
thread just die?
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>>1178401
Are they bacon sandwiches?
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>>1178401
>>1178402
Fib stays silent while the Happy Pawn Shop Owner slinks back into the shadows.
Oh and I gotta go for like an hour, maybe a bit less. Dinner. be back soon.
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>>1178410
you know what, now I want the wolves to eat you.
>>
>>1178412
Hey, I'm willing to do this dance for you, meet me halfway. It's not hard.
Should never heal you bastards.
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>>1178414
you didn't plus I gave you the sadnwiches, that'd more than compromisable.
You know what let me check.
<checks>
Yeah these are BLTs go nuts.
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>>1178415
Balls Lint and Toenails
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>>1178419
what happen to the sandwiches?
>>
>>1178419
you know what fine, Bing, you and me will perform, I will break dance and you play the music sound good?
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>>1178443
>>1178442
I dunno, sandwich stuff
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>>1178450
Alright, we decide to help out with the performance too cause why not
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>>1178450
ok there fib take thsee and get your wolves to perform, we got adventuring to get back too.
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>>1178451
yes use Richard Fib if you can't use your wolves.
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>>1178451
>>1178454
Sadly it seems that Blue and Green are currently braindead
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>>1178455
does the wolf cloak give us any bonuses?
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>>1178455
ok just break Dance in the streets Richard you get the gold.
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>>1178456
+1 Furfaggotry: You may be mistaken for a furfag
>>1178458
WELL RICHARD? WILL YOU BECOME CLACKIE'S DANCE PARTNER?
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>>1178461
YES
WE'LL ROLL FOR IT TOO
>>
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>>1178462
>>1178465
Right okay. Lessee
What kinda dance you want senpai?
>>
>>1178468
break dance baby
Lay down some imaginary beats
>>
Wakes up
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>>1178468
I'm back
We wait until it is our turn to dance by riding into the scene with our wolf while wearing Manlet Rider outfits.
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>>1178479
talk to green belly about that
>>
Yeah kool.
Each of you roll 10d5
The sum of all 20 rolls + your combined CHA bonus = Your final result
>=80: Success
>=90: Gread Success
100: Perfect performance
If Greens join then each of you roll 7d5 instead
So is Green joining?
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>>1178485
PERFECT PERFORMANCE BABY
>>
Rolled 2, 2, 1, 1, 3, 1, 3 = 13 (7d5)
>>1178485
Joins
>>
Rolled 1, 5, 5, 4, 5, 2, 5, 3, 1, 3 = 34 (10d5)
>>1178485
>>
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>>1178491
nice save
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>>1178485
Can blues play a funky fresh ballad to boost performance, or at least give CHA buffs?
>>
>>1178488
re roll it's 10d5
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>>1178493
If Blue joins then each team roll 5d5 instead
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>>1178494
I thought if green joined we each rolled 7d5
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>>1178491
reroll its 7d5 not 7d6
>>
Alright, roll call, who's rolling? Are all teams here?
>>
>>1178485
Let's get this shit bumpin'.
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>>1178498
green here
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>>1178498
Red faggot reporting in
>>
Rolled 2, 1, 1, 5, 2, 4, 5 = 20 (7d5)
>>1178497
Ops
>>
Rolled 4, 1, 2, 2, 1 = 10 (5d5)
>>1178498
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>>1178504
Alright, Blues joined.
Everyone else reply to my post and roll 5d5
>>
>>
Rolled 1, 4, 2, 5, 5 = 17 (5d5)
>>1178505
>>
Rolled 5, 5, 1, 2, 2 = 15 (5d5)
>>1178505
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Rolled 5, 3, 4, 3, 5 = 20 (5d5)
>>1178505
live by the dick nigga
>>
Rolled 3, 5, 1, 3, 3 = 15 (5d5)
>>1178505
Fuckit. At least we got mystery sandwich.
>>
Rolled 3, 5, 3, 1, 1 = 13 (5d5)
>>1178505
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>>1178514
fuckoff
>>
THE TOTAL COMES DOWN TO
(Biggest rolls: 17 +20 +15 +10) + (CHA of each character: 1+1+2+4) = 70
OH SHIT WE'RE LOSING EM
THE AUDIENCE SEEMS UNIMPRESSED
QUICK, THINK OF A CLIMAX
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>>1178518
totem poll! now!
>>
>>1178518
Let's test these strings and turn up the volume on these mofos. Get to the base of the totem and start jammin, and rocket jump once the others are stacked on us
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>>1178518
and the wolves howl quick fib!
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>>1178518
Blaze it. Always a crowd-pleaser.
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>>1178518
WE DO THE AWOO
>>
>>
Rolled 4, 5, 8 = 17 (3d10)
>>1178527
RNGod bless this roll
>>
Rolled 5, 7, 5 = 17 (3d10)
>>1178527
awooooooo
>>
Rolled 10, 7, 5 = 22 (3d10)
>>1178527
Puff
>>
Rolled 8, 1, 6 = 15 (3d10)
>>1178527
FULL POOOOOWER!!!
>>
Rolled 2, 3, 2 = 7 (3d10)
>>1178527
o hey, look what's happening
>>
>>1178532
70+22 = 92.
Out of 100 spectators, 92 were impressed
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>>1178537
Take a bow
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>>1178537
And the 8 of spectators?
>>
>>1178537
pull out the giving bowl
thank you thank you, we would appreciate your donation to save some endangered animal....
>>
Rolled 7, 3, 5 = 15 (3d10)
>>1178537
Blue didnt roll yet
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>>1178541
Critics. This performance wasn't for them.
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>>1178538
You took a bow
>>1178541
"Eh, I've seen better"
"Music was too over the top"
"Oh, and there simply wasn't enough finese in that last move"
*snort*
>>1178542
AND NOW, THE MONEY PART
FOR ACCHIEVING GREAT SUCESS, YOU CAN PICK FROM 2 CHOICES:
1. Recieve a reward of 40 gold, 10 for each of ya
2. Pick the luckiest player, have him roll 1d100, your money earned will be the result.
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>>1178549
I, Red Knight volunteer as always
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>>1178551
mind if I take a roll?
>>
>>1178553
go ahead
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>1178549
I will let the d2 be my vote.
>>
>>1178553
May the Dice God with you.
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1178549
ha la HEADCHALA
>>
>>1178558
holy crap you're terrible
>>
>>1178558
fuck
>>
>>1178560
I am
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>1178549
We've come to collect our fee, and to slay the 8 naysayers. We hunger for blood, phat beats, and hats.
>>
>>1178558
The Dice God is not real with you...
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>>1178563
we chose this guy
>>
AND SO FOR THEIR PERFOMANCE THE PARTY GAINE: 14 Gold, toot toot toot
Not 75 though because I'm a terrible fucking person.
>>
>>1178566
We use the gold to buy the healing from the weed doctor
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>>1178566
ugggghhhhh
>>
>>1178566
14 each? Sweet show payout.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178566
Rolling to ambush the 8 spectators dissatisfied with the show.
>>
Meanwhile Dice God laughs at Orc Monk God
>>1178574
Bing Bingie wants to ambush disastified customers, will the part help?
>>
>>1178576
no, we go spend the money to get Dick healed
>>
>>1178576
no I don't want to get arrested
>>
>>1178576
We'll send a wolf.
>>
>>1178576
No but we fart at them instead. No need to use violence.
>>
>>1178574
remind him he needs a hat now
>>
>>1178580
>>1178584
This is all the support yer getting, Bing Bingie
>>
>>1178586
where the heals at?
we've got the gold now to go see the healer
>>
>>1178586
I'll take em all on. ALL OF EM. ALL AT ONCE.
>>
>>1178587
The healer asks if you want the facial hair version or no
>>1178588
Since most of the critics aren't fighters, they chose this bearded fellow with a tacky coat to represent them instead
>>
>>1178594
sure
>>
>>1178594
yeah, the beard version
gotta get that hairy dick if you know what I'm saying
>>
>>1178594
>ambushing them with a nat 6
>them readily choosing a fighter to represent them.
He looks a bit powerful, but I can turn the tables on him if he gets antsy.
Let's slam jam 'em
>>
I would like to play.
How do I start?
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>>1178598
read the OP
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>>1178598
name yourself to join in to command Blue. Whether its "Blue Junkie" "Blue Pasta-Licker" or "Blue Child Molester". Any thing will do as long as its "Blue"
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>>1178595
>>1178596
AND SO RICHARD GETS HIS SKIN BACK AND...a little bit of fuzz under his chin
>>1178598
Pick from any of the 4 teams (characters):
- Richard the human Ranger (Red)
- Clackie Chan the Orc Monk (Yellow)
- Fib Smogee the goblin Druid (Green)
- Bing Bingie the Golem Bard (Blue)
Then choose a name that has the color of the team you want to join in it, Ex: Blue Faglord. Congrats, you ahve joined this team
Afterwards to do anything, discuss with your teamates and then reply to me
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>>1178601
recraft the bow on our head and combine it with our scarf to make a cape
>>
>>1178601
Okay, I join the Blue team.
Do we each get our own character or do we have to "share" one
>>
>>1178604
Share, blue us all bing bingie.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
AND NOW BINGG BINGIE WILL FIGHT HIS CRITIC:
Bearded Fellow with a tacky coat
Stats:
STR: 99
DEX: 99
CHA: 99
END: 99
INT: 99
FACIAL HAIR: 99
Special skills:
- Parry: Deflect your attack, negating all damage
- Smash: Smash your head in with his stick
- Call friend: call his friend for help
>>1178604
Share, everybody in the same team occupies 1 character because Christ too much chars makes my head hurt
>>1178602
Roll 1d6
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1178606
might not work
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178606
GOLEM PUNCH THE BEARD
>>
>>1178606
Holy shitto!!!
It is lucky for us that we don't joined the fight.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1178607
You fucked up and ended up with an even bigger bow
>>1178609
Lemme just roll here
+2 You
+99 him
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>>1178611
try making the bigger bow into a cape this time
it should be easier, maybe
>>
On second thought I might just lurk for now so I can get a better understanding on how the game works.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178612
Roll 1d5
BLUEs, also roll 1d6
+2 You
+99 Him
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>>1178611
Try to get the bow SOME other size than this one!
>>
Rolled 5 (1d5)
>>1178614
dice+1d6
I seriously hope we don't get a bigger bow
>>
Rolled 1 (1d5)
>>1178614
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>>1178616
The bow has gotten bigger and took on a more feminine shade of Red
Oh and Bing got hit and flew to your place from all the way accross town.
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>>1178619
Alright, we try one more time to make it into a cape
I've got the feeling it'll work this time
>>
>>1178619
Wolf, look adorable, woof, and trot home!
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1178619
That Bow looks like a hat. Take it from the Reds before its capeified to see if it makes a good fit for some song inspiration.
>>
>>1178619
try and change the size of the bow for fuck sake
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178620
Third time's the charm eh, roll 1d4
Note that the cape will still ahve this feminine shade of red
Oh and Roll 1d6 against the Blues too to at least keep it
>>
Rolled 3 (1d4)
>>1178629
Dang
>>
>All my rolls regarding the bow came up 6
>666
Truly this bow is fueled by the Devil
>>
>>1178630
Now roll 1d6 to keep it from the Blues
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1178632
nigga
this is my satanic bow
>>
>>1178635
It's a draw! The REDs get to keep...this
>>
>>1178636
now OP, what stat bonuses does it give?
>>
>>1178636
we aren't fixing you any more
let's go grind
>>
>>1178638
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
But now people will call you gay
>>
>>1178640
Store it in our inventory for later then
>>
>>1178641
Alright gang,w here do you wanna go grind next? Note that 4 battles til another level up
>>1178642
Sorry mate, gotta show your team color. And that thing is the only thing you own that does that.
>>
>>1178640
okay fuck it, make the bow bigger then.
>>
>>1178643
Smile smugly then
we'll try reshaping it later
>>
>>1178644
>>1178645
So which is it fags?
>>
>>1178646
make it smaller
so we can use it as a bowtie
>>
>>1178646
fuck well I'm done for a tidbit since we aren't done fucking around.
>>
>>1178646
Lets go to the plains of unassuming beasts on the outside of the tomb
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Rolled 484 (1d666)
>>1178647
>>1178648
>>1178649
While the party moves towards the PLAINS OF UNASSUMING BEASTS, Richard once again tries to change his bow
Roll 1d6
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>>1178647
Sure, lets make it smaller, but I will remind you of our rolling average. Making it larger might result in a smaller bow
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1178651
bless you, satan
>>
>>1178653
Somehow it turned into this.
Anyway, the party is now at the PLAINS OF UNASSUMING BEASTS. Who's scouting for enemies?
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>>1178658
Dick does it since we're the best
>>
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>>1178659
If nobody's objecting to this, then let the REDs roll 1d6 to see what comes up
6: Some weak, pathethic animal that's begging you to kill it. Its life is nothing but pain and sorrow
4-5: An unassuming beast
2-3: An assuming beast
1: Nothing
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1178662
mercy kill please
>>
>>1178663
>mercy kill please
Well okay if that's what ya want
>>
Rolled 10 (1d666)
>>1178666
I bet OP won't do it
he got 666 as his post number after all
he won't let us reroll if we want an easy way out
>>
>>1178667
The Unassuming Beast chews in your general direction
>>
>>1178670
Roll to ambush nigga
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178670
Hiss and chew back
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178670
We throw some weeds at the beast.
>>
>>1178671
Roll 1d6
>>1178672
ERROR: MOUTH CAVITY UPGRADE NOT INSTALLED
>>1178673
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1178674
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178674
Whoops, forgot my roll
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1178674
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>>1178675
>>1178677
The Beast notices the party! Ambush failed!
Turn order:
Dick -> Beast -> Weeaboo -> Manlet -> Hat Fetishist
Beast Stats:
STR: 3
DEX: 3
END: 3
INT: 1
CHA: 1
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178681
Shoot the nigga in the heart
that's a weakpoint
>>
>>1178681
confuse the beast!
>>
>>1178681
shoot the beast already
>>
>>1178683
>>1178684
>>1178686
>>1178688
Brain problems I see
>>
>>1178690
how abouta compromise?
we confuse it with a bullet to the brain
>>
>>1178690
it's two to one. obviously we shoot it, ignoring its stats.
>>
>>1178691
Well the majority did vote for shootings.
If Redo does not object with a roll higher than yours then we'll continue with the shootings.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
So let's see how the beast does
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178696
just gonna roll here and go back to the shadows, you guys got everything in order around here
>>
Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d6)
>>1178696
That's a hit. 2HP left. But now the ebast is gonna chew on:
1-3- Richard
4-6- Clackie
To save time, first rolld decides who its attacking and second roll is its attacking roll.
+3 for it
+2 for Richard
+4 for Clackie
>>
>>1178700
YELLOW BEAT THAT ROLL!
>>
Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d6)
>>1178700
Haaaay im heeere
Also rollan
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1178700
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1178703
Oh my bad, ill reroll
>>
>>1178704
Sucessful DEFENSE. Now what will you do?
Remember your skillset:
-Punch
-Kick
-Palm strike
-Zen Mumbo Jumbo
>>
where is my character in all this
>>
>>1178706
Orc punchu
>>
>>1178709
hey don't be afraid to use palm strike
it's like punch with a stun
>>
>>1178707
In the back, not your turn yet. Plus, some enemies can't attack the back row, that's a good thing. Since you die in 1 hit, due to being a goblin.
>>
>>1178710
DON'T BE AFRAID TO TRY VAGINA, GAYBOI REDS
>>
>>1178712
we have a hat
you don't
git gud blue
>>
>>1178712
Did you see how massive our bow is? how is that gay
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178709
Roll 1d6
You get a +4 STR BONUS
It gets a +3 STR bonus
>>
>>1178716
aw shit yellow
you literally cannot mess this up
>>
>>1178709
what the fuck nigga, roll
>>
>>1178716
Since it's an autowin for yellow, let's move on now the beast only has 1 hP left.
CAN FIB BE THE HERO?
>>
>>1178723
shoot it dead
>>
>>1178723
Green, do the shoot with the cannon
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178723
Aim at the beast's groin and.... shoot!!!
>>
>>1178724
Don't switch teams without saying anything fagolo, I can still see your ID
>>1178726
Hmm, Your Cannon + Dex gives you a +4 bonus
it has a +3
Welp it can't win. It's dead.
>>
>>1178730
we loot the beast for its blood stained hide and wear that instead of the wolf skin and bow
>>
>>1178732
Whoops sorry, looks like the cannon messed it up too much, can't use its hide now. GOnan have to keep the bow on.
>>
>>1178734
stop messing with us, OP
what was the point of hunting then?
>>
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>>1178713
fuk..
>>
>>1178736
Meats...?
>>
>>1178734
Salvage Bones and Fleshy Remains or fluids
>>
>>1178737
Clearly Handwriting.exe is corrupted
>>
>>1178737
how do you fill about a bow? it goes on the head.
I could sell it to you
>>
>>1178736
For the thrill of da hunt, mah boi
But since I'm such a nice guy.
Who here wants the Red team to lose the gay bow of Satan says Aye
>>
>>1178748
Aye
to all the other players
we'll owe you forever and stop being a dumbass/smartass/idiot all the time
I blame it on RED RANGER
>>
>>1178748
Seriously it is annoying to see ranger with giant gay bow, but at least it is better than being skinless.
>>
>>1178753
So is that an Aye or not
>>
>>1178755
Aye
>>
>>1178755
aye
>>
Very well, Richard gets a new costume
>>
>>1178760
well back to the tall grass to grind
>>
>>1178760
right, we sell the wolf hide at the pawn shop since we don't need it anymore
we're 3 battles away from leveling up, so let's grind for ANOTHER HUNT
>>
>>1178761
Right, who wants to scout next?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1178760
Play Lute to Summon Biggest Baddest Lutebeast in the plains to challenge for its royal favor.
>>
>>1178765
Clackie needs practice
>>
>>1178770
I as Red take it then
>>
>>1178772
Yes, but that Lutebear though
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178775
I ROLL AGAINST IT THEN
>>
>>1178775
starting to pass out....
>>
>>1178776
BLues, roll against Reds. If Blues get a 6 then both roll again until there's a clear winner.
If not then Red scouts again
>>
>>1178778
BUt's it's beeen barely 10 hours!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178779
Yellows the best
>>
>>1178783
Welp, REDs, roll 1d6 to scout again
6: Some weak, pathethic animal that's begging you to kill it. Its life is nothing but pain and sorrow
4-5: An unassuming beast
2-3: An assuming beast
1: Nothing
>>
>>1178782
too much... paper work....
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178785
get to it
>>
>>1178787
way to track....
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178785
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1178785
I thought I forgot something to do today
>>
>>1178791
Oh look, another UNASSUMING BEAST
>>1178786
Work smwork
>>
>>1178793
Snapnek
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178796
Roll 1d6
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1178797
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178797
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>>1178798
>>1178801
Clackie has been captured
>>
>>1178803
welp, better get used to our new home
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1178803
rOLLING TO GET CAPTURED TOO
>>
>>1178803
Shoot it to get it to open its mouth
WE GONNA AMBUSH
>>
>>1178803
Riptoung
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178803
Jam the giant blunt in beast's ass.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178806
And now Bing joins the party
>>1178807
Roll 1d6
>>1178810
You don't have a giant blunt
>>
>>1178803
Wow. Everytime I black out everything is terrible.
Oh wait, it's a NaP thread.
>>
>>1178813
sup bing
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1178813
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1178813
RIP
TOOTH
>>
>>1178813
Play sweet lute solo to calm the beast.
It can't NOT hear us right?
And goddamn it stop trying to purposefulky kill bing.
>>
>>1178813
Fudge! We try to ask nicely if the giant beast can stop eating our friends.
>>
>>1178813
Use rocket shoes to prone the enemy.
>>
Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d6)
>>1178817
Welp too bad, no ambushing for you.
>>1178818
Sorry, the beasts jaws clamps you in place, ya can't do shite.
>>1178819
Roll 1d6
+3 For you due to your CHA
>>1178820
Roll 1d6
+1 For you due to your CHA
>>
>>1178825
Shoot it then
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1178825
Pretty please?
>>
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d6 + 3)
>>1178825
>>
>>1178825
REEEEEE
>>
>>1178829
Oh wow... my roll didnt fuck me over.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>1178827
>>1178828
>>1178829
While Fib's talking didn't help. Bing's music helped lull it enough for Richard to get a free shot in. It now has 2 HP left but the arrow has caused it to snap out of the trance. It will now attack:
1 - Fib
2 - Richard
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1178835
OH SHIT IT'S GONNA CLAW YOUR FACE OFF
Roll 1d6, REDs
+3 It
+2 You
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178837
nigga please
that beast ain't gonna do nothing
die by the dick
>>
>>1178838
Kek
>>
>>1178840
don't worry, yellows
if I get successes on every roll, then it wouldn't be a fun adventure
>>
>>1178838
Nice. 2 HP left for you too.
Fib do something
>>
>>1178844
fib, shoot
You've got a +2 bonus with the cannon
>>
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Test post, pls ignore
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1178844
This is my boomstick!!!
>>
>>1178843
Says the humie
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178849
Lessee
+4 You
+3 It
>>
>>1178857
1 HP left for the beast. It's up to Dick to Dick it to Death.
>>
>>1178857
Shall I roll again?
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>as soon I got to the thread got urgent messages from my boss
sorry reds.
>>1178858
do I need to roll or what
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178857
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178858
We give it the Dick
and by Dick, we shoot it again
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178864
Surely nothing can go wrong
>>
>>1178865
seems like we're getting good at this hunting stuff
why don't we make camp and cook this beast so we can get some buffs?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>1178865
Turns out it can
It will now attack:
1 - Fib
2 - Richard
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1178867
So yeah, you missed and it's gonna attack ya, Richard.
Roll 1d6
+3 It
+2 You
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>>1178867
Rocket Boots! Stun it!
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1178868
welp
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1178868
god damn it
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>>1178870
Maybe you're jsut not cut out for this hunting thing.
Ironically the goblin is doing a better job. Anyway, Fib has to reload this turn so he can't shoot. Whatcha gonna do Fib?
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>>1178873
fib, heals please
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>>1178873
>Maybe you're jsut not cut out for this hunting thing.
it's genes, totally
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>>1178874
No Fib, don't heal him, remember all the times he planned to harm you, do not assit the human, yessss
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1178882
You may have resisted me for now. But soon you'll falllllll.
Anyway Richard gets 1 HP back so now it's his turn. Which I'm sure he's gonna use to shoot the beast again so I'll roll first to be quick
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178886
YOU FOUL BEAST WILL NOT STAND IN MY WAY ANY LONGER
JUUUUUUUUUUUUSTIIIIIIIIIIIICE ROOOOOOOOOOLL
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178886
WE SHOOT
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Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d6)
>>1178888
>>1178890
Holy balls you guys suck.
Let's be quick. The beast aims at (my first roll):
1-3: Fib
4-6: Richard
Whoever gets it roll 1d6 (against my second roll)
+3 Beast
+2 Richard
+1 Fib
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>>1178886
I had already falled long time ago! Richard are now acting more or less my meatshield, if I keep on healing him he will end up more suffering from enemies. I'm thinking in long term bad fairy.
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178895
we dodge again nigga
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>>1178897
Jesus Christ
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178895
JUSTICEEEE ROOLLL ZEEEEED
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>>1178898
nigga
all we're doing is rolling 1s
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>>1178895
ROCKET. BOOTS. ACTIVATE.
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>>1178899
DICES ARE LOADED
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1178897
>>1178899
The beast feels bad for you so it poked you instead.
Still lost 1 HP though
But ey, since it felt pity, it lossen its jaws a bit, enough wiggle room for Bing to activate Rocket Boots
Bing Bingie roll 1d6 to attempt to rocket slam it into the ground
+2 You
+3 It
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Rolled 5 + 2 (1d6 + 2)
>>1178904
>>
THE LONGEST BATTLE IN HISTORY
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>>1178906
Oooh, too bad, the beasts jaws wer stronger and you only aggravated to chew instead.
Bing and Clackie lost 1HP
Now can Mr Fib shoot it
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>>1178908
OP just needs to stop giving insane buffs to enemies
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>>1178906
Holy shit
Lets heal and befreind the beast
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>>1178910
or dice god should stop being an ass
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>>1178910
> A +1 when ya take out the numbers than cancel eachother is considered an insane buff
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178909
BANG!!!!
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>>1178915
Im salty. I can say meaningless things.
I got trolled into the mouth anyways
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>>1178918
And what da ya know, it was the goblin who was the most effective in this entire fight.
Damn, Richard sucks balls at this whole hunting thing. That he got outdone by a goblin must be terrible, the only thing worse is if Fib was an elf.
Almsot makes me want to give him a debuff or something
>>1178920
That sounds kinda vaguely homoerotic
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>>1178924
We make camp and cook the beast so we can get buffs the next time we hunt
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>>1178924
>Damn, Richard sucks balls at this whole hunting thing.
it's just beast wasn't EVIL enough
we are weak when we do not fight EVIL
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>>1178924
Rip out its teeth and make a crown!
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
Alright, first. Who's gonna cook?
>>1178928
WHile that's decided, Blues roll 1d6 for crown making
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>>1178931
yellows have that
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>>1178931
COOK THE FOUL BEAST
into poak buns
>>
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1178931
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>>1178935
You didnt expect or you do not accept?
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>>1178935
>except should be expect...
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>>1178936
Ya failed. The teeth jsut wouldn'tstick to the frame you're trying to make. Try again?
>>1178933
>>1178934
>>1178935
Also I think Yellows have left the building. So it's up to either Red or Green to cook the damn thing now. So who's it gonna be?
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178943
Reds have it since we've got more
WE ROLL
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>>1178943
Roll for fedora making instead.
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178943
Yes please.
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>>1178950
No. Crown.
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1178954
No, fedora.
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>>1178957
I am the Hat Guy. Go tune yer lute
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>>1178951
>>1178954
Clearly there is some mental problems needed to be sort out in the mainframe. Roll 1d6 against eachother
>>1178946
>>1178953
While on this side we wait for Fib's response
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>>1178959
we cook it ourselves, OP
Fib clearly doesn't have it in him
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178959
I just rolled a 6 for a crown. My good rolls are gone now. And you cant make a fedora out of bone. Only a crown makes sense. REEEEEEE
Rolling.
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1178959
It's ok our fedora will increase in power with time.
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>>1178959
We just chillidng along with our wolf and smoking weed.
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>>1178965
That doesn't make sense!
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1178964
>>1178965
Roll against eachoother, again,
>>1178961
While the Red nerds, roll 1d6 to attempt cooking
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1178959
Tie breaker rolls now...
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1178970
I'd like to level up our cooking skill the next time we gain a level, OP
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1178971
Let's tie again
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1178970
POAK BUNS OF JUSTIIIIIIIIIICE
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>>1178974
Bone Fedora it is... itll just look like a crown... cuz its bone
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>>1178978
Cool. Can we make it bigger from the bones of our enemies?
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>>1178973
AND SO RICHARD MANAGED TO COOK UP A STEW USING THE CARCASS OF THE BEAST.
Maybe he shoudl consider changing his profession to Cook instead
>>1178974
WHILE BING BINGIE DECIDES TO MAKE A FEDORA INSTEAD
BUT WHOOPS, HE WAS TOO SLOW SO NOW RICHARD HAS ALREADY USED EVERYTHING THAT CAN BE USED TO MAKE A FEDORA AND PUT IT INTO HIS STEW
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>>1178981
No. Then it would become too heavy. We already lost 1 hat. Id rather not lose another
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>>1178982
I'd like to request COOK as our sub class, OP
but for now, let's EAT
>>
>>1178982
Well fuck. Let's go do something while Red cooks.
>>
>>1178982
Wow. Bing has been getting some shit luck in this game.
OP treats us like Drago- oh wait that'd be Dick.
He treats us like forest-less elves
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>>1178982
Let use enjoy the good food.
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>>1178987
What is there to do? Life has no meaning without hats. And you fucked that up for me, new guy.
There is going to be a brain-purfe a-commin
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>>1178986
>>1178990
This day ended not too badly all things considered
>>1178988
The Poak Bun roll was lower. So that's the life you gotta live with now
>>1178987
And since Bing cant eat the stew, due to being a golem. He sits on a rock and stares wistfully into the sunset while thinking about hats
Clackie, meanwhile, is still in a coma
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>>1178999
I say we save the game, OP
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>>1179001
Yes, shouldn't be too hard...
>>
>>1178999
Steal Richard hood
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>>1179004
Save game
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>>1179004
Hmmm let check at Import Character...
>>
>>1179004
Options
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>>1179005
Oh wait screw that, something's ahppening.
BLUEs roll 1d6 against REDs who also roll 1d6 for the Beast hood
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>>1179004
what that import char button is for
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1179010
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1179010
get away from my hood you monster
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1179010
Fucking blue
stop stealing our shit
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1179010
We'll be taking that now.
>>
Blow for fucking blow we tie. Try again!
>>
>>1179020
TRY AGAIN?! TRY AGAIN.
ROLL 1D6 AGAIN, NERDS
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1179023
WE SMILE SMUGLY WHILE DRINKING OUR STEW
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1179023
Must acquire headwear.
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1179023
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>>1179029
FUCK YOU BLUE
GET YOUR OWN SHIT
WE WORKED HARD FOR IT
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>>1179029
I feel violated
>>
>>1179030
Share my suffering. Not like this hood helped you at all during the fight
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1179023
Damin it! Ruin our good eating moment!!!
We try to make new hat for golem bard and it will made of used blunts.
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1179029
BEAST HOOD TAKEN. ATTEMPT TO FASHION IT INTO A HAT Y/N?
>>1179035
>>
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1179041
STEAL IT BACK
along with blue's scarf
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1179041
Yes. If fail, we wear just the hood and settle
>>
>>1179041
FUCK YOU, STEAL BINGIE'S SCARF SO WE BECOME BLUE AND THEY BECOME RED
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1179041
Also Fib failed at making a new hat.
AND NOW. BLUES MUST ROLL 2D6
First roll is against the reds. Second roll is your hat making attempt
Reds, reply to this post with your 1d6s
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>>1179047
no. blue rangers are fags
>>
>>1179042
Roll ya bastard
Combine and make us purple
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1179048
REEE
GIVE US YOUR SCARF, BLUE
>>
Rolled 1, 3 = 4 (2d6)
>>1179048
We will succeed once and for all.
>>
Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d6)
>>1179048
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1179048
NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER
JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL
>>
Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d6)
>>1179048
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1179048
Tell our wolf to fetch us an hat or something wearable for head.
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>>1179060
BING MANAGED TO FEND OF RICHARD!
BUT THEN HIS CLUMSY GOLEM HANDS ACCIDENTALLY RIPPED THE HOOD TO SHREDS.
NOBODY WINS!
But me.
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>>1179062
If combined with our scarf it will be a purple beast turban. That is a haaaat
>>
>>1179066
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
>>
>>1179066
god damn it
start stitching the shreds together into something small like a mask or bandana
>>
>>1179066
Hey. We rolled equal to you.
That should be a tie and no damage
>>
>>1179070
>1 is equal to 3
on what planet
>>
>>1179066
Now that we've eaten, lets go back to fighting some baddies.
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>>1179069
Oh darn, Bing tored it up so much that the pieces have been scattered by the wind, you could do anything.
So YA KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
YES
BACK TO WEARING THE BOW AGAIN.
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>>1179071
I thought you took the highest roll from each blue, not just one blue
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>>1179076
burn the bow
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>>1179076
there's only one choice now, OP
WE STEAL BING'S SCARF
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>>1179076
Now... Bring back Menu and check Import Char.
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>>1179077
Well in a sense yours were the highest with the sum of 6. The other 6 has the Reds win.
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>>1179082
Gotcha
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>>1179078
>>1179079
Conflicting commands.
also, ya kind burn it m8. each character must have at least 1 article of clothing with their color on it. And you only have the bow. hoho
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>>1179087
We steal Bingie's scarf so we can dye it red
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>>1179087
>>1179080
But let's ignore the hat troubles for a moment and check this out instead
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>>1179090
Import character then
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>>1179087
EMBRACE THE BOW
>>
Does this character have a hat?
>>
Wow look at all these choices
>>
>>1179105
Import Dick - Ranger Boss
Lock in
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1179105
Import Hat King Bing
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1179105
Hat King Bing!
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>>1179105
Hmmm.... I don't import anything yet...
>>
>>1179105
Import Dick -Ranger Boss
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>>1179115
Yeah you're right, let's close that menu and look at this fucker instead
>>
>>1179124
Go back and import character
Import Dick - Ranger Boss
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>>1179124
paint other part in the red and get rid of the bow
>>
>>1179124
Hat King Bing.
Import!
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>>1179124
In second.. Bring back the menu and import Dick - Ranger Boss.
Seriously he look too stupid to me even it is funny.
>>
>>1179124
I kinda wanna keep the retarded little accident
>>
>>1179128
>>1179133
What, you mean to tell me you want his version of Richard instead?
The Ranger Boss who established the military states of Outer Forest, in order to realize his ambitions of creating a nation for rangers. Considered by some as "The Greatest Ranger of the generic Medieval Era," he earned such monikers as "the Legendary Ranger"and "the Legendary Richard,"feared in combat by both friend and foe as a hero and a dick?
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>>1179144
Yes, lock in
>>
>>1179144
nah, lets keep bow man
>>
>>1179144
No, get Hat King Bing instead.
>>
>>1179144
Nope. Hat King Bing, yo
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1179151
fuck off retard
rolling against this fag
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1179144
Ambitions, son
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>>1179152
>>1179156
What, Hat King Bing? Ruler of all hats? Overlord of Headwear? Known far and wide throughout the land as the single most pimpin' being in existence due to his mastery of hats?
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>>1179161
Import both Hat King Bing and Ranger Boss Dick
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1179157
rolling against this rude dood
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1179161
Yes. Lock in
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>>1179166
unlike you, I don't try to switch to green mid thread
stop trying to hinder us
>>
I don't think OP will give us cool characters
that would ruing the pointCao Cao did nothing wrong
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>>1179169
I didn't even know that's disallowed.
and you're an idiot if you think this is anything but OP trolling us
then again, you are an idiot.
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>>1179161
No, play the fucking game instead. Cosmetics when earned or bought at a high level are more appealing than when cheated or otherwise have no substance.
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>>1179168
Whoops, sorry, IMPORT CHARACTERS Folder is corrupted. So you get to look at this more instead
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>>1179174
We only LOSE things. This time we have more cool stuff to lose slowly over time. I am aware that this isnt permanent
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>>1179177
gee, who would guessed.
can we at least change bow to something
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>>1179177
Alright, save game then.
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>>1179177
Ok time to save the game.
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>>1179177
hey, donate our head gear to bing, use our coat as color code instead
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>>1179180
No, because you don't have anything else. And you don't have red dye or paint either. AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Blame Blue team.
>>1179182
OKAY, GAME SAVED, RICHARD GETS LOCKE DIN WITH HIS GAY BOW FROM HELL AND I GET A LAFF. TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW OR ANYDAY AFTER TOMORROW
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>>1179190
sorry I fell asleep.
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>>1179190
man, clothing items are literally the most important thing in this quest
>>
>>1179190
>No, because you don't have anything else. And you don't have red dye or paint either. AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I agree on buying DLCs, TODD
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>>1179192
It's okay, you get to look at this fag some more.
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>>1179195
If you guys just bought Bing a hat instead of jacking off to your own stuff this wouldn't have happened.
Mean... literally any hat. It doesnt even have to be cool.
>>
>>1179195
at least we have a head gear, we should hunt the elusive assuming beast next thread, it should fashion a good cloak.....no hood tho
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>>1179199
well, let's call a truce next thread and shop for hats with the remaining 6 gold we have
>>
>>1179199
Or you now, since after the performance and Richard got healed, you could have jsut went and buy a hat yourself. I mean, yeah. Why didn;t you do that.
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>>1179202
before we go back we have to kill some other beast to fashion a new cloak, then we buy bing a hat.
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>>1179196
How can you buy DLCs if you didn'tBUY THE FUCKING GAME. BUY IT NOW. BUY IT. BUY MY FUCKING GAME
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>>1179212
You didnt even tell us the title yet. You only gave screen shots of poorly rendered butts
>>
>>1179212
I can buyamiibos
>>
>>1179213
What, you're too good for poorly rendered butts now? Is that what you're saying?
>>
>>1179220
If a shitty fighting game can give butt physics, so can your 400 hour moddable fapfest.
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>>1179225
Well ifchu gonna be like that Imma take all these hats and leave
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>>1179229
could I have a free hat?
>>
>>1179229
Look what you did now, now we'll never get a hat.
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>>1179229
Hey! even TF2 gave the Gibus for free
>>
>>1179229
Wait... I was talking to Todd. Wherehego?!
I love YOUR fapfest, OP
>>
>>1179231
Yeah sure ahve this straw hat of uh...Orc-Fu-ness or whatever
>>
>>1179243
Thats not fair. First Fib, then Clackie.
When will god give me a divine hat?
>>
>>1179243
have we entertained you enough for you to give us a free hat, OP?
>>
>>1179247
"Fookin never" - God, probably
Try asking MACHINE GOD
But not now though
Now I gotta go
I meanc The next time thread continues
>>1179251
The fact that you entertained me so much is why I can't give you a free hat.
As it amuses me.
WHOOPS LOOK AT THE TIME, GOTTA GO, BYE
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>>1179229
What do I have to sign to have a free hat? I already made barbs gay. Who should I desecrate next?
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>>1179243
so siiiiick just like my japanesey animes!
thanks op!
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>>1179255
can we have our eyes red instead of bow then
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>>1179261
No. You're not a mechanical golem, you can't shine lights outta your eyeballs.
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>>1179263
maybe we just don't get enough sleep
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>>1179263
Mfw I show up literally at the thread's end.
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>>1179294
>Mfw you show up literally at the thread's end.
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>>1179294
here have this 3dpd, it will help you on your day.
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>>1179332
Eugh.. That's no Orc-Golem woman..
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>>1179607
you sure....?
>>
Continuing this relic?
>>
Alright, who's here?
>>
>>1179255
lubricate yourself
and you're not supposed to post own pics in a quest thread nigs, image limit and all that
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>>1186665
red faggot reporting in
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>>1186665
Kill me.
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>>1186665
Here for reals
>>
Now we just need a manlet.
>>
>>1186668
>>1186689
Cmon now, isn't life worth living now that you ahve this bow on your head
>>
>>1186712
It's not gay enough to make me happy.
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>>1186712
+agility boost from lubing yourself
because that's how machines work n sheet
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>>1186712
We want a better hat
Go with Bingie to the hat shop
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>>1186720
Goddamn Reds, so demanding.
>>1186725
Yeah sure, you GET 1000+ AGI points.
But since this game uses DEX, that didn't do shit.
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>>1186712
We got a fuckin dope ass straw hat nigga. Feelin goooood
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>>1186740
can we move on?
>>
So, what we doin' t'day, boss?
>>
Alrighty then, here be your options for the day
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>>1186740
Clackie chan will be in tune with his zen mumbo jumbo as everyone waits on fib
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>>1186759
Option 4: training montage in the hidden mountain village
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>>1186759
I vote hunting
hunting meaning hunting for some hot females, yes?
>>
>>1186759
Was there ever really any option?
We set up a trap and wait for the animal to come to us.
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>>1186772
Can you catch those with traps too?
>>
>>1186769
That's DLC
>>1186772
Error: Dick upgrade not found
>>1186773
So that's 2 votes for huntin
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>>1186778
Daaaaaw okay, huntin
>>
>>1186778
fug, too poor for dick upgrade
>>
>>1186778
Hunting
lock in
>>
>>1186785
>>1186791
Alright, so who's scouting for the beasts?
>>1186787
Yes, it's too bad that you couldn't be like Ding Dongie, your cooler Golem brother, who owns many hats and a HUGE GOLEM SHLONG that's aslo a cannon.
>>
>>1186806
I, Red Knight volunteer
>>
>>1186806
Why can't we lay a trap and wait? We have a better chance of ambushing, I'd think.
>>
>>1186806
I volunteer
>>
>>1186806
Use animal sounds to lure beasts, bard powers because sounds related, shut up
I also remembered noone is controlling green
>>
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1186836
rolling against yellow hitler to contest
>>
>>1186836
You're telling me we've lived in the forest most our life and don't know how to tie a fucking noose?
Regardless, I still vote we should scout.
>>
>>1186836
fug I must go
can I transform into a small safari car for party?
>>
>>1186842
Oh shit
Gotta roll
>>
>>1186844
Of course you know how to tie a noose. It's for when you eventually suicide.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1186852
Oh woops
>>
>>1186848
No, not until like 9 levels later
>>
>>1186866
guess I should turn myself off
like green dude
>>
>>1186842
>>1186859
Richard will now find animals using his giant gay bow from hell
REDs roll 1d6 to see what comes up
6: Some weak, pathethic animal that's begging you to kill it. Its life is nothing but pain and sorrow
4-5: An unassuming beast
2-3: An assuming beast
1: Nothing
>>
>>1186873
Plz don't. We love you. We just don't openly show it.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1186877
that's not a big enough bow, OP
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1186877
>>
>>1186884
Fucking hell
>>
>>1186894
Unassuming Beast found
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1186905
Ambush
rolling
>>
>>1186905
411 snapnek
>>
>>1186914
No need to roll, I guess.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1186914
Let's go with the formalities
>>1186915
Oh wait, Clackie wants to snap its neck instead, vhat to do
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1186955
we shoot
rolling again
>>
>>1186955
Ice ice baby
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1186955
Death to the kikes.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1186955
Snap.
Nek.
>>
>>1186984
Wait til after we ambush, m8.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1186965
>>1186984
Reds Win over Yellows. >>1186991 And also Blues
Reds wil now ambush the beast.
Roll 1d6 for ambush roll
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1187012
holy fuck
blue and yellow
wait your turn you impatient fucks
>>
>>1187018
Steal his turn.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1187012
Race war now.
>>
>>1187022
You can't. Higher DEX goes first and the REDs has the highest DEX. The only way to go first before him is to raise your DEX or lower his. By breaking his legs.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1187028
But if nobody's gonna break anybody's legs, then REDs roll for ambush shooting
+5 You
+3 it
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1187060
SHOOT
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1187060
How many fucking dice am I hafta roll?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1187070
All the fucking dices
The beast have 2HP left. Battle starts.
Turn order:
Red>Beast>Yellow>Blue
Green is in a coma
>>
>>1187078
Shoot again
>>
>>1187078
There are few problems concentrated fire can't solve.
Shoot it.
>>
>>1187078
Nah, just got the munchies.
Manlet and woofs are here
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1187083
>>1187088
Roll 1d6
>>1187091
Then the order shall be
Red>Beast>Yellow>Green>Blue
>>
>>1187091
Glad to see you my man.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1187096
ez
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1187096
Fucking post cool-downs.
>>
Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d6)
>>1187099
>>1187100
Well that's a miss
Now the monster will roll the first dice to attack:
1-3: Richard
4-6: Clackie
Second dice is its attacking roll
+3 For it
+2 For Richard
+4 For Clackie
>>
>>1187128
So now Yellows, roll 1d6 to defend
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1187128
HhhhhooooooRIAAAH
>>
>>1187139
Impenetrable defenses.
>>
>>1187139
Good job, now attack it.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1187163
Ooooorc PUNCHUUUU
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1187166
Beast rolls for defense
>>
>>1187163
Can I get the party's health with Green turn post?
>>
Autopilot engage.
I work in 4 hours and need sleeps.
>>
>>1187180
1 HP left
>>1187187
All at full health, it's yer turn
>>1187188
Very well
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1187193
Headcannon!
>>
>>1187204
Now how did that get there? Did you shove your handcannon into your pompadour when I wasn't looking?
>>
>>1187212
aw shit nigga
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1187212
Whoops, forgot roll
+1 you
>>
>>1187212
~Magic, yo~
>>
>>1187223
Let me see those dice, OP...
>>
Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6)
>>1187223
Missed!
Now it's Bing Bingie's turn. Currently on autopilot. So it means I have to roll for im.
So let's try to buff Richard with some DEX so the beast can be killed next turn, if my second roll beats my first roll.
>>
>>1187243
that's a fast beast
>>
>>1187243
Whoops,
ERROR: Windows Media Player crashed, turn wasted.
Richards turn now
>>
>>1187253
Shoot again
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1187271
1d6 it
>>
>>1187271
Dis
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1187281
it's probably a miss
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1187281
>>
Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d6)
>>1187285
Now the monster will roll the first dice to attack:
1-3: Richard
4-6: Clackie
Second dice is its attacking roll
+3 For it
+2 For Richard
+4 For Clackie
>>
>>1187297
Fucking roll your defense dice already, Reds
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1187297
oh shit
>>
>>1187321
2HP left for Reds/ Will Yellows be able to finish off the beast?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1187329
trying to stay awake
24 hours not a good idea
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1187335
>>
>>1187340
fucking dice
>>
>>1187340
Weak punch
>>
>>1187346
Heal Red. Again.
>>
>>1187346
Uuuuugh too late
>>
>>1187361
I see everything is going well
>>
Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d6)
>>1187361
Richard is now at full health.
Now Bing willa ttempt to freeze the beast.
The first roll is the beasts, the second Bing's
+1 it
+4 Bing
>>
>>1187375
It is now frozen, completely defenseless. Giving anybody a free hit if they want.
>>
>>1187386
round house kick
>>
>>1187386
punch
>>
>>1187393
Lets kick it instead, for keks
>>
>>1187391
we have that?
>>
>>1187397
No, it's a custom attack
>>
>>
RIDER PUNCHHHHHH
>>
>>1187395
take over I'm gonna,sleep
>>
>>1187401
>>1187391
>>1187404
Clearly we're at an impasse. Whose kick or punch will it be? Obviously the best way to settle this is for you all to use the attack listed against each other. Whomever wins gets the last hit.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1187411
I, RED KNIGHT ROLL FOR RED TEAM TO GET THE LAST HIT
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1187416
Wanna kick it, no fair!
>>
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1187411
>>
Fuck me fuck my life fuck my internet for not working fuck everything
>>
>>
>>1187429
ITS NOT ABOUT THE STATS OF YOUR ATTACKS BUT THE HEART THAT BELIEVES!!!!!
>>
>>1187416
>>1187424
>>1187420
YELLOW IS ELIMINATED
GREENS AND REDS ROLL AGAIN
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1187440
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1187440
FUCKING MANLETS
REEEEEEEEE
BELIEVE IN THIS DICK, GREEN
YOU'LL DIE BY IT TOO
>>
>>1187439
Oh, manlet. So hopefully naive.
>>
>>1187445
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
>>1187447
HEY
ROLL YOU FUCK
>>
>>1187442
>>1187445
And so Richard got punched in the dick and lost
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1187440
Sorry about this, Gobbo.
>>
>>1187455
tooo late hahahaha
>>
>>1187455
Too late
>>
>>1187454
We surrender to the manlet so he can have the last hit
>>
>>1187468
As disgusting as the thought is, I guess we surrender.
>>
And so now the manlet can punch the beast.
While Richard rolls on the ground clutching his damaged dick
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1187461
it all goes so fast
I also still surprised we had a bow
get rid of that shit
>>
>>1187480
SSSSSSSSSUPPPPPPAA
RIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA|
PUNCHUUUUUUUUU
>>
>>1187482
You are nothing but a wealth of bad ideas and poor choices.
>>
>>1187487
what did I ever did
>>
>>1187487
I rescind that statement; I believed you were talking about our actual weapon now, not that abomination on our head.
>>
>>1187454
I will treasure this forever.
>>
>>1187486
The ebast is defeated.
[Victory Fanfare]
>>
>>1187501
VICTORY POSEU
>>
>>1187501
what do we get for loot, boss?
>>
>>1187509
we need a headpiece
use monster scalp
>>
>>1187501
Do some victory meditation
>>
>>1187512
But we can sell it to get a better headpiece. Plus, Bing will probably just try to steal it later.
>>
>>1187519
we actually made a truce after the break to get ourselves new hats
>>
>>1187506
>>1187514
>>1187509
YOU GOT:
- A beast claw
- 1 gold that the beast swallowed somehow
>>
>>1187524
Oh. Fair enough.
>>
>>1187525
head back to town to shop hats with blue even though he's on autopilot
we'll choose one for him
>>
>>1187525
So what all we got now?
>>
>>1187525
when do we level up nigga
>>
>>1187529
All in favor of heading back to town says Aye
>>
>>1187544
Yea.
>>
>>1187544
Aye
>>
>>1187544
aye, ineed green needs more tools to be usefull
>>
>>1187544
Meh
>>
>>1187543
1 more win
>>
>>1187544
Aye, also can clackie chan wear the beast claw as a talisman? I do belive the path of the beast is appropriate
>>
>>1187228
wake up nigga i g2g to uni
>>
MOVING TO TOWN
>>1187560
Sure if nobody els ein the party wants it
>>
>>1187560
Let's see how much it's worth, first.
If it ain't super valuable, go ahead.
>>
>>1187576
YOU ARE NOW IN TOWN. YOUR OPTIONS:
>>
>>1187584
Hell yeah
>>
>>1187587
equipment shop first
then clothing shop if equipment shop doesn't have good helmets
>>
>>1187587
Richard heads to the clothing store and has Bing come with him.
>>
>>1187590
Basically this
>>
>>1187587
There's a bakery? There next!
>>
>>1187590
тнis
>>
>>1187605
does equipment shop has headpieces?
>>
>>1187615
I'd imagine they have something. If not, we can still always just head over to the clothing store.
>>
Okay lessee. Reds n Yellows want to go to buy them equips
Blue will automatically go find hats
While Greens will want to buy some weed brownies
Split up?
>>
>>1187629
Okay
>>
>>1187629
Sure.
>>
>>1187629
Y. Taking 2 gold with me.
>>
>>1187629
good to go
>>
>>1187632
>>1187634
>>1187635
>>1187636
Equip shop owner: "Greetings adventurers, Back again I see. How can I help you today?"
Bakery owner: "Who's there?"
>>
>>1187650
helmets please
>>
>>1187650
Any lightweight head gear?
>>
>>1187650
Fib! Down here. What do you have and how much?
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1187650
got some very red and heroic helmets? which totally do not obscure view but looks real cool
>>
>>1187650
Hi im looking for any nicknacks or hand related weapons
Also how much is this tooth worth?
>>
>>1187653
>>1187664
"well for a Ranger like you, we have some leather caps, armored hoods or this pot from my kitchen"
>>1187672
"we have some knuckledusters and a medallion that magically increases the wearer defensive abilities. But for a beasts claw, I can give you 1 gold"
>>1187665
"What?! Where is this sound coming from? Damnit, musta eaten one of my own brownies again"
>>
>>1187686
How much for the knuckledusters and medallion?
>>
>>1187686
give us stats on all of the hats and the cost
that pot might look cool
>>
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>>1187686
this one
>>
>>1187686
Down. No, lower. Lower. Yes, me, I want to buy your brownies.
>>
>>1187691
"Normal ones costs 2 gold and gives +1 while attacking while the spiked ones costs 3 and gives +2. The medallion costs 3 and gives the wearer +2 to defending."
>>1187693
>>1187694
"The cap is 1 gold, the pot 2 and the hood 3. They all give a +1 to defending rolls while the hood gives a +1 to attacking"
>>1187706
"whoops, sorry. Didn't see you there. How many do you want? 1 gold each"
>>
>>1187719
Get the cap for 1 gold
while Clackie should buy the spiked ones and the medallion for 6 gold so we can maximize our bonuses.
>>
>>1187719
Alright ill give you 2 gold plus the tooth for the medallion of defence, cause it looks cooler and fits my motif.
>>
>>1187728
A E S T H E T I C S
The knuckledusters look shit
>>
>>1187719
One, and how about we split a second one while smoking this fat doobie? Also, have any dog treats?
>>
But then the party realizes alll the gold from the shared party inventory is gone.
>>
>>1187738
blue faggot bought all hats, who would've thought
>>
>>1187738
EVERYONE RUSH TO THE FUCKING CLOTHING SHOP SO WE CAN GANK BINGIE
>>
>>1187738
Bngie took everything
Absolute cunt
>>
>>1187738
Remind Blue Hat Salesman to never engage autopilot ever again.
Bastard had better got us each a hat.
>>
"Beep boop, greetings unfashionable meatbags. Wassup"
>>
>>1187750
TEAM BATTLE, RED AND YELLOW AGAINST BLUE
FUCK YOU ROBOT
REEEEEEE
>>
>>1187738
Well, glad I grabbed two gold for myself earlier.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1187750
I knew we should just let him die
>>
>>1187750
"Bing. How much did all of that cost?"
>>
>>1187752
Supporting
This nigger is paying for my medallion.
>>
>>
>>1187760
actually, we can level up from this if we kick his ass
>>
>>1187759
"Beep boop only two gold for the hat"
>>1187753
Turns out the goblin was the only one who planned ahead, who da thunk it
>>
>>1187764
"Wait, then what happened to the rest?"
>>
>>1187764
okay, we have 4 gold left
no need for fights YET
Dick and Clackie go back into the equipment store
>>
>>1187768
"Boop, the blue dye costs 3. Oh and the goblin has the remaining 2 gold"
>>
>>1187775
Snap
Nek
>>
>>1187775
fuck everything
is there bank in this town
we are taking credit
>>
>>1187775
SNAP
NEK
NOW
>>
>>1187775
"You best hope you can play as good as that hat looks, because we need more money now."
>>
>>1187776
"Rocket Boots: Engaged. Statement: kiss my shiny metal ass"
>>1187779
There is no banks in this town.
>>
>>1187786
We're never going to complete our quest, are we?
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1187786
Literally monk jump after him, grab his legs
>>
>>1187786
what means we have to get rid of the bow?
>>
>>1187789
Yes, but also no.
WELP, I GOTTA GO NOW. MY YOUNGER BROTHER ASKED TO GO SEE A MOVIE. SO I GOTTA GO DO THAT. SEE YA YOU HATLESS LOSERS, I'LL BE BACK in ABOUT 3 HOURS-ish. Bye.
>>
>>1187793
Just let the bastard go.
We need to go find someone who needs some work done so we can go eliminate that damned bandit boss.
>>
>>1187797
Sell it and use the money to buy a new hat, duh.
>>
>>1187802
do that then
>>
>>1187802
I hate you.
>>
Still up?
>>
>>1187798
fuck goding damnit.
>>
>>1187975
don't worry Blue
you may have wasted all our money that we grinded for, but at least you have a cool hat
>>
>>1188015
Why have you not given up on the hats already? They bring only conflict in our group.
Grow some fabulous hair like us Greens
>>
>>1188095
cause clothing items are the most important thing
why don't you get it
they give stat bonuses, they look cool, they even give Bing more songs
>>
>>1188101
The pompadour gave us a stat boost too
+1 to CHA
>>
>>1188132
And makes great concealment for the headcannon.
>>
Eyo I'm back, who's here?
On an unrelated note, John Wick 2 was pretty great. Truly Kino Reeves
>>
>>1188182
Dick goes to the clothing shop so we can look for a new hat.
>>
>>1188186
see if he has any red colored hats for 1 gold only
>>
>>1188182
Can we buy the weed brownies yet?
>>
>>1188189
"Of course. we even have a face covering hood. And another one which is basically the same but with a horn instead"
>>1188193
Yes
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1188212
the gundam horn hat
lock in
>>
>>1188212
Then buy 2
It's not like we'll need the gold later
>>
>>1188225
hey green, sorry for the purchase
we needed to get rid of the fag hat
we did give you the cannon though
>>
>>
>>1188218
>>1188220
"But you've got no gold, friend. Would you like to trade in the bow for it instead?"
>>1188225
2 weed brownies bought
>>
>>1188238
Read the weed brownies' item description. Maybe we'll find some secret lore
>>
>>1188242
The deed is done, you taded your bow.
>>
>>1188253
what the fuck
>>
>>1188253
THE BOW ON OUR HEAD
NOT THE BOW WE USE AS A WEAPON
GOD DAMN IT
>>
>>1188255
I think you just traded your weapon bow for it.
You still have those swords though, right?
>>
>>1188261
Too bad, now you can fight in melee
>>
>>1188265
I refuse to fight unless we get rid of the bow on our head
otherwise, we kill ourselves due to this embarrassing mistake
>>
>>1188266
Suddenly, a noose
>>
>>1188272
do it
>>
>>1188272
Can i use ensnaring vines on Dick to stop him?
>>
>>1188279
fuck off manlet
>>
>>1188281
Nigga you trade your bow in for some useless hat and now you want to kill yourself? Nah nigga
>>
>>1188284
nigga, our only skill comes from using a bow
>>
>>1188289
Nigga fuck off, trade your swords for another bow.
Or just load from the last save
>>
Merchant gib back Dick's bow
>>
>>1188300
"Calm down now. I can trade that bow for the bow. A bow for a bow. How about that? Can't have you killing yourself inside my shop. That's bad for business"
>>
>>1188306
We do it to regain some of our sanity back
>>
>>1188306
Now that's a fine deal. We'll spread word of your shop around the land and get you more customers you honest merchant.
>>
>>1188306
Now that that's over, gib weed brownies' item description.
Gimme that lore, man.
I need it.
>>
>>1188309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
>>
>>1188314
START STABBING THIS MERCHANT
FUCK THIS GUY UP WITH OUR NONSHITTY KNIFE AND SHORTSWORD
>>
>>1188314
it'll do
is out head not pink anymore?
>>
>>1188314
Can we start a hate thread about this shitty game on some cantonese wall-painting board?
>>
>>1188315
"AHAHAHA, YOU FOOL! THANKS TO YOU I HAVE RECOVERED THE COVETED DEMONIC BOW OF HELL AND REGAINED MY POWERS! NOW I CAN WAGE WAR AGAINST THE OTHER DEMONIC HORDES TO TAKE CONTROL OF HELL FOR MYSELF!"
Meanwhile Fib examines the brownies
>>1188317
Yes
>>
>>1188322
well okay
leave shop so we can grind for one more battle
try hunting
>>
>>1188322
Well fuck,Fib follows Richard in hunting
>>
>>1188323
>>1188334
Now where are the others
>>
>>1188322
Look for a part-time job in the town
>>
>>1188336
we can do it without them
>>
>>1188336
Yeah, we just go without them
>>
>>1188340
>>1188344
Very well, Richard and Fib heads for the nearby plains
>>1188337
Try the local Job board, they usually post Help Wanted ads up there
Meanwhile Bing orbits the town while yelling about hatless fleshbags
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1188349
rolling to scout for unassuming beast
>>
>>1188349
We gotta provide for our family! Look at the notes on the job board
>>
>>1188350
Nice.
>>
>>1188350
AND SO YOU FOUND:
A BIG FAT LOAD OF NOTHING
>>1188352
Looking
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1188360
rolling again to find something
>>
>>1188360
Janitor sounds good. Who's the guy offering the job?
>>
>>1188378
let's see it first before we make any moves
>>
>>1188387
let me see the stats first, OP
>>
>>1188387
Go to the tavern and talk to the owner
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1188387
OH WHAT THE FUCK.
Fib shoots it.
It's an abomination to nature.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1188387
kill it with fire
>>
>>1188392
And work as a janitor to earn gold to feed our family
>>
>>1188388
Zeroes all around
>>1188390
It is dead. Its life of pain and misery finally coming to an end. Finally, it can rest.
>>1188389
"Greetings"
>>1188395
You don't have any fire
>>
>>1188397
We will be humble orcfu master. We will be free like mead as great Crackie chan once said.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1188399
did it drop any loot?
>>
>>1188399
do we level up?
>>
>>1188399
I hear your hiring a janitorial position? Im interested.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1188399
I scout for other beasts
>>
>>1188399
Greetings, owner of this humble establishment. We saw your post on the job board.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1188387
Aw, its cute. Still gonna shoot the shit out of it.
>>
>>1188412
Thanks, internet.
>>
>>1188404
>>1188405
Yes, it dropp >>1188409 Oh wait a sec, you engage in combat with its cousin. Also living in incredible pain
>>1188408
>>1188410
"Ah, yes. The janitor job. We got another orc doing it too. Lucky for you we still need more, take that broom over there and go sweep the wine cellar"
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1188418
Well, double the loot!
POMPADOURCANNON!
>>
>>1188418
Sure thing.
Prepare for boss battle.
FIGHT THE FILTH.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1188418
is it night of undead horses or something
>>
>>1188418
Go sweep the wine cellar while keeping an eye out for the other orc
>>
>>1188421
Lucky for you this counts as a new battle so your cannon cooldown's been resetted
>>1188423
Nah, they just look like undead due to their horrible skin infectiont aht leaves them in a constant state of unimaginable pain.
Also put your name back on.
>>1188422
>>1188424
You are now at the wine cellar...wait, there's some noises coming from inside it.
>>
>>1188426
EZ PZ
Check both for loot
Also XP
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>>1188426
>Also put your name back on.
it resets with each post for some reason now
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>>1188426
Do some stretches to prepare.
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>>1188426
My druid senses are tingling, Clackie is in trouble!
Eat a brownie.
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>>1188426
Open the door slightly and look in
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>>1188439
Both my dude, stretch and look in
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>>1188439
Both my dude, eat a brownie and loot
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>>1188446
Good idea, my dude.
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>>1188446
AND SO YOU FOUND: NOTHING. The beasts life were so empty that their deaths were also empty
>>1188444
And so you found: A FELLOW MONK FROM YOUR ANCIENT ORCISH TEMPLE - JET REE
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>>1188450
Once again I find myself agreeing with Hitler
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>>1188453
we hunt again with green
>>
>>
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>>1188461
>>1188455
Well i guess I have to lev--AH HUNT AGAIN YOU SAY?! VERY WELL! ROLL 1D6 TO FIND PREY, YESS
>>1188459
>>1188463
"Oh? Clackie? THat you? Whatchu doing here? Wanna fight?"
JET REE
STR :4
DEX :3
END :4
INT :1
CHA :1
Skills:
- Counter: A successful defense roll for him means you'll get damaged instead
- Drunk: currently drunk
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1188472
FIGHT!
Throw an empty bottle at him
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>>1188472
Yes, the hunt for the levelbeast
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1188472
Be honest with us, man, if we asked you to level up you would've said "its life was so meaningless that you didn't gain any experience from killing it" or something like that.
I know you too well.
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>>1188472
HOLD ON
WE DON'T ROLL THE 1D6
WE LEVEL UP INSTEAD WITH GREEN
FUCK HUNTING AGAIN
>>
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1188480
Alright douchenozzles. I did say 1 fight left til level up. So you get to level up. Only you two though because the other guys didn't participate.
1 stat point for each of you
>>1188476
"Oh shit"
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1188492
EVERYTHING IN DEX
3 TIME FASTER PLAN GO
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>>1188492
1 into STR
since we'll be using melee weapons or punching from now on
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1188495
I SAID EVERYTHING IN DEX
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>>1188492
What happened to level scaling you newt?
>>
>>1188492
+1End! Oh, wait.
So, green elf, dex, int or cha?
>>
>>1188492
Wait a sec.
We had 3 INT before.
Why is it 2 now?
>>
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1188505
>I was hoping for a quality build instead of dex
>quality build
you are on wrong team, niggarocks says so
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1188494
>>1188495
>>1188505
Confirm Y/N
>>1188492
>>1188500
Drats, I've been discovered.
uh.....CAN'T LEVEL UP WHEN INSIDE BATTLE, YES, NOW
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE ORC MONK FIGHT
"Ow, that almost made me go sober, Clackie! Now it's my turn!"
He's gonna punch you now
Roll 1d6
>>1188503
Used the old version of the pic, sorry bout that
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1188512
Y
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1188512
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>>1188516
>fuck you, I'm the first Red Faggot, always will be
>I show up in thread 5 min earlier therefore I'm better
>doesn't want to be 3 times faster
oh pleaseee
>>
>>1188517
holy shit don't
END IS A WASTE OF POINTS FOR YOU
>>
>>1188517
You can't have +1 END until 3 more levels. It's one of the downsides of being a goblin
>>
>>1188521
we don't have our bow
I'm simply thinking of what happens when we need to defend against a STR based attack
>>
>>
>>1188525
This about right?
>>1188518
Good block
>>
>>1188529
wait
when that happeneddex still wins anywawe can always just throw rocks
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1188532
PANCHUUUU
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>>1188532
Is good
>>
>>1188533
When a STR attack happens you use STR to defend, it's one of the rules
>>
>>
>>
>>1188540
That has been the rules from the very first thread. Get with the program
>>
>>1188541
But of course
>>
>>
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
Skills choices. You can only pick 1
>>1188541
>>1188534
"Oh him? He's still alive, teaching the newer generations of Orc monks the ways of Orc-fu and Orc Kune Do
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>>1188550
tell us what arrow rain/pierce shot does again
also, when can we subclass?
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1188550
pierce shot lock in confirm
>>
>>1188550
What new forms would the New Forms skill give us?
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>>1188553
I disagree with this until we can decide
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>>1188550
But I thought he vanished! That was the reason why we left the orc monastery on a pilgrimage, wasn't it?
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>>1188555
>not wanting to PIERCE THRU
you are no fun
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>>1188556
We must go after him! Our master is waiting!
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1188552
PIERCE SHOT: Hit 1 in the front, 1 in the back
ARROW RAIN: Hit everybody
Level 5
>>1188554
- Stag Form: a stag
- Tiger form: a tiger
- Rat form: a rat
ALSO
Clackie's punched reduced JET REE to 2 HP and SOBERED him up!
JET REE STATS:
JET REE
STR :8
DEX :6
END :8 (still 2 HP currently though)
INT :1
CHA :1
Skills:
- Counter: A successful defense roll for him means you'll get damaged instead
- Palm Strike: a strike that can stun
- Chi Blast: a blast of chi
- Orc-percut: An uppercut that sends an enemy flying back one row
- 1 Orc Punch: A punch that uses both STR and DEX bonuses
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>>1188564
what's the cool down on arrow rain and pierce shot?
>>
>>1188564
>ARROW RAIN: Hit everybody
including allies?
>>
>>
>>1188564
Why dafuq is Jet so much better than us if we're rivals
>>
>>1188564
More morphs per day, then.
Unless Green-Belly wants something else
>>
>>1188564
pierce shot is more useful for now
lock in like RED RANGER said
>>
>>1188573
More morphs is the best choice.
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>>1188570
>Of course not, what are you, stupid? Everybody on the enemies's side
I just wanna be ready, just in case.
cause sometimes if you don't specify you'll put us into miserable state for shit and giggles
Pierce lock in confrim
>>
>>1188572
It's a rule that the rival is better than the MC so he can strives to being better. Plus he's been travelling the land, training this whole time.
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>>1188579
Those stats seem a bit OP, he's stronger than the dungeon boss that we were supposed to fight 4v1. And when did our master Bluce Ree teach one of his best tricks, 1 Orc punch to him?!
>>
Ktonk. Confirm SKILL SELECTION?
JET REE: "Wait, why are we fighting again?"
>>1188582
Well since you ran away from the temple. Without a second STAR DISCIPLE, he focused everything on JET REE so he can solo dungeons and bring glory to the school
Plus the bandit boss is only the FIRST DUNGEON BOSS, WITH EVERY BOSS AFTER HIM SCALING UPWARDS
>>
>>1188582
Just get him drunk again.
Dunken boxing challenge!
>>
>>1188585
Ye, confirm that shit
>>
>>1188585
we agree
I think we're finally ready, but we need a bow first.
OP, can we craft one by finding some string and getting some wood?
>>
>>1188585
You were drinking our bosses wine so we knocked some sense into you, that's all
>>
>>
>>1188591
Basically this
>>
>>1188585
Beep boop
>>
>>1188589
>>1188590
K tonk confirmed.
And ye. You can try. Keyword: try
>>1188591
"Ah then I must thank you. I was trying to unlock the secrets to the Drunken Orc Fist. But sadly it seems my alcohol resistance still needs work"
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1188602
>And ye. You can try. Keyword: try
what could POSSIBLY go wrong
go for it
>>
>>
>>1188602
Offer to help Jet unlock the secrets of Drunken Orc Fist
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>>1188602
Can we make some bone armor with the dead animals' bones? To get some protection.
>>
>>1188605
Long story short, this is you now.
>>1188607
"ah yes...But let me pay back the owner for the wine I drank first. And buy some for our own uses instead of using his without permission"
>>1188606
And you did roll. You rolled...horribly.
>>1188610
Yes. But you will also need to roll for it.
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1188618
nigga, I wanted to roll
We roll again, this time with my roll
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1188618
red knight didn't know we need to roll
I demand a reroll
repetition is way to perfection
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1188618
We've been a forest hobo for years, let's hope we learned something about crafting armor.
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>>1188618
We're broke though, that's why we took this job. Sweep the wine basement in hopes of getting sum money
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1188618
Okee den, boneramor
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>>1188619
SUCCESS!
You managed to untangle yourself
>>1188621
SUCCESS!
You can now withstand 2 hits instead of 1 thanks to your new BONE ARMOR
>>1188623
"Ah of course. I was the same. But I've been working here for a week now so I've got some money. be back later"
Sweep sweep
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1188627
try making bow again
or can we just sell blue's hat to get a new bow
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1188627
WE ROLL TO MAKE BOW
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1188627
Niiiice.
Actually, i got an idea.
We can get shit from the forest, make items, and then sell them back in the city.
Let's look around, see if we can find any other supplies to make more shit
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>>1188629
Well that didn;t work
>>1188630
You found some shit:
- Some animals skull
- Nuts
- Leaves
- Herbs
- "Herbs"
MEANWHILE IS BING BING BACK ONLINE?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1188633
Try again then
we're getting there
>>
>>1188634
And so you broke all the ingredients
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1188636
Dang
let's try and easier weapon like the slingshot to make then
>>
>>1188636
Finish sweeping and admire your work
>>
>>1188636
A fine harvest, should sell for many gold.
>>
>>1188646
"indeed, your skills at creation are basically nill."
>>1188642
Damn, that's one dust free floor
>>1188643
Yes. Gold that can be shared with the rest. Or go into your personal weed fund, depends.
>>
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1188642
Rolling for sweeping
>>
>>
>>1188650
A mystical rattle?
>>
>>1188651
We got it mane, what are we gonna do now though?
>>
>>1188652
>bowing to manlets
no
can we just sell blue's possessions and buy a new bow
>>
>>
>>1188659
And so you ate the nuts
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>>1188658
well that's better than stealing bow from the shop I guess
only a little
or not
maybe just go steal
we got dex to do so
>>
>>
>>1188661
Go upstairs and look for Jet
>>
>>1188664
we can always try
maybe we have hidden talent
we just need tools to bring JUSTICE
>>
>>
>>1188669
ye we don't mind
we all share the gold anyways except when Bing steals it all
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>>1188667
No, stealing is definitely not Justice. But arresting thieves is.
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>>1188671
Hobin Rood disagrees
can we check local version of craiglist maybe someone gives free bow away
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>>1188669
Fib made 2 health potions and a bone helm for the wolf.
NOW THE PARTY WILL NOW GATHER AT THE TAVERN, WHERE CLACKIE IS.
LOADING....
Oh and Bing still orbits the town on autopilot
>>
>>1188673
Robin Hood steals from the rich and gives to the poor. You steal from the normal people and gives it to a forest murderhobo.
>>
>>1188674
show us at the tavern, boss.
>>
>>1188675
is there RICH shop out there
>>
>>1188674
Also give us the level up OP
>>
>>1188678
RIGHT, FIRST THING FIRST. LEVELLING UP CLACKIE
pick a stat to raise
>>
>>1188679
Prolly str or end, Hitler any opinions?
>>
>>1188606
Aww what
Ohshit i got a hat
>>
>>1188682
one punch combines your dex and STR I think
you do kick a lot to hit all of the targets and that uses dex
could be worth investing into
>>
>>1188684
Yes, a great hat indeed. thanks to it the party is now broke.
>>
>>1188685
1 orc punch is a move only our master can teach us, prolly
>>
>>1188679
Allright let's go END for now, you can never go wrong with END
>>
>>1188682
Dex, we beed to be well rounded. Our dex defence at least needs to be high
>>
>>1188692
Yes
>>
>>1188689
Due justice if you ask me
>>
>>1188693
Nooooo well rounded defence my dude.
Also if we come up against low dex dudes we will be able to compete.
>>
>>1188701
Great also now our initiative is higher
>>
>>1188679
[Autopilot disengaged]
*Crashes through the tavern roof blaring music*
>>
>>1188701
>>1188703
The Tavern Owner takes Clackie's pay in order to fix the roof.
>>
>>1188669
Stay green, dude
I sleep now.
>>
>>1188707
BLUE WHY
WE FINALLY HAD MONEY
YOU TOOK IT AWAY AGAIN
GOD DAMN IT
>>
>>1188707
Bingie were fighting right now
I dont care
>>
>>1188707
Really nigga?
>>
>>
>>1188713
Were taking this outside
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>>1188707
Beep Boop I regret nothing!
>>
>>1188707
We fly away from Clackie
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1188717
Supporting
Take his hat too
>>
WAIT BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING.
Bing needs to Level up too. Choose 1 stat to raise.
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>>1188721
Shoot him red dude, MY RAGE DEMANDS IT REEEEEE
>>
>>1188723
GET READY TO BEAT HIS ASS, YELLOW
WE'RE JOINING TOO
>>
>>1188716
10 Gold a day, basically
>>
>this entire thread
>blue has done nothing but steal from us
>stole Dick's red hide and tore it up
>spent all the money on a fancy hat and dye
>plowed through the tavern roof forcing Clackie to waste his first paycheck on repairing it
REEEEEEEEEE
KICK BLUE OUT OF THE PARTY
>>
>>1188723
I say charisma
>>
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Killing/selling bingie is the hottest new meme, lets go guys.
>>1188729
>pic related
>>1188731
Manlet. Stop with the weed
>>
>>1188735
Ah yes of course.
Is both Blues and Yellows fine with this stat arrangement?
>>
>>
>>1188737
Yeah, now lets fuck blues shit up
>>
>>1188738
FORCEFULLY
>>
On a side note, what's the unage limit again?
>>
>>1188741
251 I think
>>
>>1188738
No, he gets replaced, forced to pay of his debt, killed. No comprimises
>>
>>1188729
NOW THAT'S FUCKED UP.
Fib uses ensanring vines on Bingie.
>>
Bingie owes the party 13 gold
The 2 he used for the hat was fine
The 3 for the die was stupid
The 10...
>>
AND NOW, Choose your next skill. Think carefully. As we only got a few images left.
Here be description:
Chi Blast: A long range attack option for Clackie
Flying Kick: Jump high into the sky and kick your enemies in the head. Basically, it's HM Fly in Pokemon
Harsh Training: Clackie's training allows him to tank 1 hit in combat and recieves no damage. Can be activate at anytime, but only once.
Sonic Blast: Can now attack with CHA
Armored Level 1: +1 END
More songs: Unlock these songs:
- Cult of Personality: Attempt to charm the entire enemy team for 1 turn
- I wanna Rock: Summons a rock and smack someone with it
- Don't stop believin: Grants entire party 1 free revive - can only be used once per battle
>>1188741
Whoops, I meant Image Limit.
>>1188742
Thanks
>>
>>1188753
Flying Kick sounds dank
>>
>>1188756
Yeah I really like it, chi blast sounds dope tho. Lets just go for flying kick
>>
>>1188756
Ya sure?
IF BING WONT CHOOSE THEN AUTOPILOT WILL PICK MORE SONGS BY DEFAULT
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>>1188763
IT'S TIME TO SHUT DOWN BING AND BLUE TEAM AND ITS AUTOPILOT, OP
>>
THE DEED IS DONE. NOW RED GREEN YELLOW FIGHTS BLUE (on autopilot)
TURN ORDER: Richard -> Clackie -> Fib -> Bing
Oh and no ambush. Since everybody loudly announced their fighting intentions.
>>
>>1188773
SHANK A NIGGA WITH OUR NON SHITTY KNIFE AND SHORT SWORD
FUCK HIM UP
>>
>>1188773
After we beat his ass make a new character for blue team and make them swear an oath to never do anything negative to the party
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1188773
I GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS HAT
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1188779
+5 For you
+1 For Bing
It'll be a miracle if Bing wins
>>
>>1188773
Armored
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1188781
>>
>>1188781
Well he did, what a surprise.
>>1188784
>>1188786
Too late
>>
>>
>>1188785
Fuck
Trip
>>
>>
>>1188787
OP that's too fast
>>
>>1188787
I tried. Work is awful today
>>
>>1188792
I'm sanic
ANYWAY, YELLOWS, DO SOMETHING
>>
>>1188792
stop posting your shit in advance, idiot
>>
>>1188787
Soar up into the sky and strike down at Bing with Flying Kick!
>>
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1188798
Fuck yeaaaaAAAAAH!!!
>>
>>
>>1188804
We upped our dex OP so it should be 2+3
>>
>>1188806
On a side note, palm strike would have been more effective, we should think about that next turn.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1188806
Oh yes, my mistake.
OH GEE AN 11. NO SHIT BING GOT A KICK IN THE FACE
3 HP LEFT FOR BING! NOW IT'S FIBS TURN
>>
>>1188810
True that, gotta do it next turn
>>
Ayo where's the manlet
>>
>>1188811
Fib you should entangle him!
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1188811
Ensnaring vines, mothafucka!
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1188818
VINE SNARE!
+3 You
+1 Bing
>>
>>1188822
Also, can we get the wolf to attack Bing?
>>
>>1188822
>>1188818
SNARED!
And like anything with a stun in this game. That gives you a free hit and a missed turn to him
>>1188824
WELL YOU SHOULD AHVE SAID THAT BEFORE
Summon wolf is a skill that costs 1 turn
It's the REDS Turn
>>
>>1188826
FREE STAB
WE DO IT
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1188826
STAAAAB HIM
STAAAB HIM WITH THE KNIFE
FOR THE HOODIE
STAB HIS HAT TOO
>>
Clonk. NOw it's Clackie's turn
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1188834
Palm strike this mothafucka and let Fib have the finisher
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1188834
Palm strike just in case
Manlet, do NOT finish him off with the gun, manlet punch him to save the loot.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1188836
Hmm hmm
You get a +2
>>
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1188838
IT's a hit!
But now roll again for stun chance.
No bonuses for anybody
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1188841
>>
>>1188839
We could get golem components my dude, any chance at loot is worth it.
Any
Chance
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1188841
Okay
>>
>>1188845
BING BINGIE IS STUNNED!
FINISH HIM!
It's too bad that the blues themselves aren't here.
>>
>>1188845
Thanks for carrying Hitler, we can count on you!
>>
>>1188847
You can always count on me to do the right thing.
But seriously im usually absent in these threads.
>>
>>1188846
nah, let's keep him at one END and just abandon alone
let him suffer
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1188846
CLACKIE!
THROW ME AT BINGIE!
COMBO-MANLET-MONK-PUNCH!!!
>>
>>1188853
Then first, Yellows, roll 1d6
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1188851
ComboooOOOOOOO
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1188854
It's a free hit though but oke
>>
>>1188857
Oh it's not for attacking. It's to see if you can throw Fib soft enough to not harm him.
But sadly you threw too hard and broke Fib's Bone Armor against Bing's head.
In other news Bing Bingie has beent decapitated.
BING BINGIE - DEACTIVATED.
>>
>>1188861
Loot Bingie
We're sorry, Blue
It had to be done you thieving fucks
>>
>>1188861
Aight let's sell him to the mechanic
>>
>>1188861
Loooooooooot
Also were buying you new armor first thing fib.
>>
>>1188861
Ah well, we'll make some other armor later.
Now for loot.
>>
>>1188866
Oh, that's pretty sweet. Let's see how much money we get first, though. I can still go hunt some animal and make some more armor from its bones, if it is necessary
>>
THE PARTY GOT: FUCKING NOTHING
Bing Bingie wasn't carrying shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
And his head flew off somewhere.
>>
>>1188866
Whoops
But seriously guys, all in all good end.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1188870
Find head
Clackie will also carry the corpse to sell.
>>
>>1188870
Lets sell his body then
>>
>>1188870
Sell Bingie back to that engineer we got him repaired at to see if we can get any dosh from him
>>
>>1188870
What about his lute? we can sell that. And we can hammer out some equipment from his body. Also, if we manage to find his hat, we could sell it.
>>
>>1188878
Literally all of it my dude
>>
>>1188878
Find his equipment, sell that first. Then when we get the gold from that, we sell his body to the engineer.
All of it, basically.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
THEN FIRST. ROLL 1d6 TO FIND CLACKIE's HEAD
>>
>>1188878
Yeah, we sell everything of Bingie. I hope no one's seen us murder him, though.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1188882
WE ALL FIND BINGIE'S HEAD TOGETHER
>>
>>1188883
The Golem Council saw
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1188882
Clackie's head? It's right there on his shoulders, dumbo.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1188882
>>
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1188882
>>
>>1188890
We making a new character for the blue team?
>>
>>1188890
it's fine
we sell the equipment and clackie's personal belongings like the lute. after, we sell the body to the engineer.
>>
>>1188894
I think Blue needs a break for now
they're too dangerous to keep around
three is much more manageable
>>
>>1188895
RICHARD TOO ALL OF CLACKIE'S BELONGINGS AND EQUIPMENT AND SOLD THEM.
THE PARTY NOW HAS 3 GOLD WHILE CLACKIE THE ORC MONK IS NAKED
>>
>>1188900
god damn it
I meant bingie
>>
>>1188900
get items back that! Richard you owe us for saving your ass so many times
>>
Oh and somebody carried off Bing's body when you weren't looking.
END OF EPISODE
>>
>>
>>1188908
What the fuck.
>>
>>1188909
Ain't my fault you can't read ;^)
>>
>>1188908
OP you're not thinking of bringing back Bingie as an antagonist later, right?
>>
>>1188908
GIVE BACK CLACKIE'S STUFF
GOD DAMN IT, OP
STOP SWITCHING THE NAMES
>>
I come back and this is what happens?
>>
>>1188914
Yes I am totally thinking of bringing Bingie back as an antagonist
>>
>>1188919
Yes. Your Golem is gone and the Orc is naked.
On the up side you can make a new char next thread.
>>
>>1188922
We need armor atleast, our 3 hp is too low
>>
>>1188925
But I liked the golem.
>>
>>1188925
Ay come on nigga.
This is bullshit.
Clackie should be dead too, we can't find his head.
>>
>>1188927
your auto pilot was to blame
>>
>>1188926
we'll buy that, now that we don't have a money sink
we'll look for a job next thread too so we can contribute or hunt again so we can level up
my bad for not reading it clearly
>>
>>
>>1188927
Also make blues swear an oath not to fuck us over when they make a new character
>>
Coop was a mistakeneed civ2
>>
>>1188932
no don't kill clackie.
>>
Truly, being Bingie is suffering.
>>
Rolled 150 (1d420)
>>1188936
IM GONNA DO IT NIGGA, IMMA DO IT! THE GOBLIN SAID SO
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>>1188941
that's not a gobblin, that's a jewy elf in disquise!
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Rolled 1 (1d1)
>>1188941
Rolling for new thread
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>>1188943
holy fuck why
stop making bets with OP
he's the fucking devil
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>>1188948
Eh too alte, no rerolls. Now Fib lsot all his weed and his wolf has been taken away to a Chinese Dog Meat Restaurant.
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>>1188949
So BIngie is gone forever now?
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>>1188950
He's dead dude
autopilot went insane, Blue Hat Salesman wasted Clackie's money by crashing into the roof, and you fucks stole our hide
what did you think was gonna happen?
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>>1188949
I didn't know we were in China. Why are there so many jews here?
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Oh well that's the end. See ya.
Updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
Next thread like 2 days later or sometting, depends.
Oh and don't be surprised if you don't see clackie next thread. Since he lost his head.
>>1188950
Nah, he's been collected by the bandit boss to merge with the tomb guardian to create a super bandit robot. Or his corpse just rolled down the hills into a trash pile.
In any case BLUE team will have to make a new character. Blame your team mates for resorting to murder to solve their problems.
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Rolled 291 (1d666)
>>1188954
GO NUCLEAR
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>>1188953
You're not in China.
The Chinese is just everywhere.
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>>1188951
Well we never killed a teammate.
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>>1188935
Dragons are a best
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>>1188956
You can't go nuclear when you're already dead :^)
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>>1188960
It's okay.You're gone too.
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>>1188963
get it back you nignug!
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>>1188962
Omae wa mou shindeiru
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>>1188964
wait what?
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>>1188965
well, of course
we're gonna work for it so we can get 20 gold by next thread
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>>1188971
no I mean now niiggggggaaaaa
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>>1188951
Blue Racer did the roof thing.
I was the one who kept trying to steal shit.
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>>1188973
Since this is going to shit how about strawpoll and new thingie
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>>1188972
Oh okay, then Green team is free next thread too.
WOW, 3 deaths in one thread!
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>>1188974
niggaaaaaaaaaa
the thread is over and the image limit has been hit
we'll definitely make it up to you next thread
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Bing isnt dead. He just has no body.
Where was he installed, OP?
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>>1188979
castrate your self in the name of op to make it all right again.
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>>1188980
His head. But it's clear the party has kicked him out, metaphorically and physically. So he's no longer part of the group.
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Rolled 14 (1d666)
>>1188981
Bing isnt deaaaad. Just grazed.
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>>1188977
What? I never said i killed myself.
I just blazed myself. Who says i can't use my druid powers to auto-blaze?
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>>1188981
Cuz if all of us die there ain't nuthin left
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>>1188983
Can the blues be bad guy bosses next thread?
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>>1188981
first off he is a jew elf, not a real Gobbo bro.
Second Clackie's head is firmly attached to his body.
Third I have your taxes and I'MMA BOUT TO HOOK YOU UP WITH IRS OF CHING CHONG land you live in!
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>>1188990
Still got one weed brownie tho.
I blaze that.
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>>1188995
no its for your tax return! why would you do that!
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>>1188995
So the only survivor is Bing's head? Turns out he wins after all. Bwahaha.
You could say he was a-head
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>>1188995
But i keep them all in my nose. How did you get there?
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>>1189002
So we get to choose a new character? What were the choices again?
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>>1189002
I thought his character trait was being dead inside.
And a fag
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>>1189002
Shitpost in OP's twitter while in orc heaven
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>>1189002
I sleep for one thread and all this maddness happens!?
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>>1189002
I thought you only ate dogs, not noses.
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>>1189008
I was at work this whole time. Autopilot Bing was just an Incarnation of OPs rage
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>>1189012
But noses don't have dogs
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>>1189012
Octopus Paladin
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>>1189013
Many Jews own dogs
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>>1189018
And many dogs own jews?
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>>1189018
I stand corrected
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>>1189019
You know, I was joking about killing off Clackie and Fib. But now I'm not sure anymore.
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>>1189021
why are you doing this?! don't you love us anymore!
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>>1189021
Let's keep it at that, shall we?
Wouldn't want to let that green pompadour go to waste.
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>>1189025
Your punishment is getting it shaved off
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>>1189021
Octopus Paladin
Chicken Thief
Half-orc dancer
Werewolf Sworddancer
Lizardman Gambler
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>>1189028
I think we should make a girl group member next thread.
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>>1189032
OP doesnt allow womenz
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>>1189028
OCHWL
What did he mean by this?
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
best character survived - that's all that matters
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>>1189027
No pls.
I'll stop smoking, just don't make me shave it off!
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What the fuck have I come back to?
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>>1189042
PTDSG
What did he mean by this?
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>>1189045
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
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>>1189051
stop this op, you have the power, stop this maddness or at least give me my clothes back.
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>>1189050
Welp.
What's all this nonsense about Fib shaving his Pomp?
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>>1189058
well you can just buy new ones comes the next thread. But hey, Imma help you out.
You get to kee your hat.
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>>1189058
Clackie must suffer for what he did to Bingie.
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>>1189060
ok thanks
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>>1189061
he didn't do anything, it was you who drove Bing to this.
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>>1189062
So you'd have something to cover your genitals
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>>1189065
He was on autopilot. He dindu nuffin other than crashing through the ceiling.
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>>1189066
You are a cruel man who delights in torturing those beneath you.
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>>1189074
We're all scum down here
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>>1189067
on auto pilot because of you neglecting your duties.
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>>1189100
the only winner in these threads is always OP.
that's the rule
we are here for his amusement
everything else is side effect
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>>1189077
im back
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>>1189115
Okay.
Now Goodbye.
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>>1189117
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>1189120
RIP
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