Another fucking Risk Thread

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HERE IS THE LAST MAP I HOSTED SO YOU KNOW I AM NOT A FAGGOT OP

>Moorish Caliphate
>Morocco
>Green

Rolled 5477 (1d10000)

Finally, the non-cancer OP has returned!

> Wedinn
> Romania
> Gold

>>116314
Just going to fix the rules - Put dice1d10000 in the options field for rolls.

>>116328
Roll a d10000

Rolled 5653 (1d10000)

Dark Blue
Piña Kingdom
London

Rolled 2739 (1d10000)

>>116334
Sorry.

Waiting for 2 more players before the first update.

Come on

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Posting what I have to bump it, still waiting for 2 more for the game to start.

>>116328
9 = 12T - Moorish Caliphate has founded the city of Fez in Morocco.

>>116329
DUBS = 30T - Wedinn has founded the city Bucharest in Romania.

>>116337
3 = 6T - Piña Kingdom has founded the city of London in England.

>>116388

Jews
Light blue
Israel

>>116388
Everyone make sure you put the city/resource bonus in your name.

>>116393
roll!

>>116388
Roman Enpire of Scorpiongirls
Yellow
Rome

Rolled 5175 (1d10000)

>>116388
Expand towards southern Spain, get Gibraltar and Sevilla if possible.

Rolled 7378 (1d10000)

Expand west!

>>116393
>>116400

You guys need to put dice1d10000 in your options field.

Rolled 4774 (1d10000)

>>116393

My bad.

>>116402
>>116405
Haven't started yet, waiting on some noobs to roll

>>116405
>>116402
Aren't we still waiting to start?

>>116412
Oh ok, do I roll again later or you'll use that one?

Rolled 4824 (1d10000)

>>116406

>>116422
When the game starts I will post a map update, all rolls need to be in reply to that.

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>>116411
4 = 7T - Jews have founded the city of Jerusalem in Israel.

>>116400
4 = 7T - The Roman Empire of Scorpiongirls have founded the city of Rome in Italy. Everyone there has weird boners.

Rolled 8472 (1d10000)

>>116431
Expand towards southern Spain, get Gibraltar and Sevilla if possible.

Rolled 6560 (1d10000)

>>116431
Conquer down Napoli and the excess goes to conquering the north of Italy.

>>116431

To the west we go!

>>116431

Spread through israel, head towards Tel Aviv.

Rolled 4162 (1d10000)

Expand outward to take UK

>>116448
>>116459
ROLL!

Rolled 4590 (1d10000)

>>116459

Fucked my roll up

Rolled 3220 (1d10000)

Forgot to roll.

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>>116442
2 = 5T +1 - Al-berto moves north and found the city of Gibraltar!

>>116447
0 = 13T +2 - The Scorpian Girls have expanded down Italy and founded another city called Napoli.

>>116462
2 = 5T +3 - The Pina Kingdom expand outwards.

>>116467
0 = 13T +2 - The Jews are spreading. They have founded the city of Telaviv.

>>116469
0 = 13T +1 - Wedinn expands his empire west and founds the city of Cluj-Napoca, he now has full control of Romania!

Rolled 3188 (1d10000)

Continue Southwest

>>116474

Expand east to the wheat near Moldova.

Rolled 912 (1d10000)

>>116474
Get Sevilla, expand towards Lisboa with points left.

Rolled 1898 (1d10000)

>>116477

Forgot the fucking roll again.

Rolled 7426 (1d10000)

>>116474

Time to take Haifa! And fill in israel as much as possible.

Rolled 5992 (1d10000)

Conquer more of Northern Italy. Excess goes to Zurich and München

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>>116475
DUBS = 30T +3 - The Pina Kingdom expands southwest and then north and founds the cities of Southampton, Cardiff and Birmingham.

>>116483
8 = 11T +2 - Wedinn expands east.

>>116478
2 = 5T +1 - Al-berto expands north and founds the city of Sevilla.

>>116489
6 = 9T +3 - The Jews spread north and found the city of Haifa.

>>116490
2 = 5T +3 - The Scorpion Girls move north and found the city of Florence.

>>116474
>>116490
Quote

Rolled 9743 (1d10000)

Conquer more of Northern Italy and spill North.

Rolled 9947 (1d10000)

>>116498
Start conquering Portugal, focus on getting Lisboa.

>>116498

Fill out israel. In the unlikely case that there's spare go for Beirut and Lebanon.

Rolled 9749 (1d10000)

>>116498

Fill Moldova - get that wheat.

>>116498
Continue filling UK, reinforce once it's full

>>116498
>>116508
Forgot to quote.

Rolled 2440 (1d10000)

>>116513

Fuck I can't roll for shit today.

Rolled 2762 (1d10000)

>>116518
Forgot to roll

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>>116508
3 = 6T +4 - The Scorpion Girls keep pushing north.

>>116511
7 = 10T + 2 - Al-berto expands the Caliphate into Portugal founding the city Lisboa.

>>116513
0 = 13T + 5 - The Jews spread out all over Israel almost taking entire control over the country.

>>116516
9 = 12T +2 -1 - Wedinn expands into Moldova and constructs large fields of wheat for his empire.

>>116518
2 = 5T +7 - The Pina Kingdom expands further into England founding the city of Leeds.

>>116508
Is there a reason why your ID changed?

Rolled 886 (1d10000)

Continue filling UK

Rolled 8730 (1d10000)

>>116540
Conquer the rest of Northern Italy and expand into the north.
>>116547
Phone.

Rolled 542 (1d10000)

>>116540

Finish Israel off for Zionism! Then get Beirut.

>>116547
Mine might too, I'm on mobile and I'll be on the go soon.

Rolled 7182 (1d10000)

Take over Serbia - rest goes into Bulgaria

Rolled 1301 (1d10000)

>>116540
Try to fill Portugal, getting Porto if possible.

>>116540
Joining
>Kevin
>cyan
>Madrid, Spain

>>116578
Roll in the next 1 minute to be included this round.

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>>116550
6 = 9T +8 - Pina Kingdom has expanded further into Great Britain and has taken full control over it founding the city of Glasgow. (You must construct sea routes to expand further.

>>116552
0 =13T +4 - The Scorpion Girls take more of northern Italy founding the great city of Milan!

>>116554
2 = 5T +5 - The Jews take full control of Israel and then expand north.

>>116559
2 = 5T +5 -1 - Wedinn founds the city of Odesa and then expands into Serbia and founds the city of Belgrade.

>>116564
1 = 4T +3 - Al-berto expands the influence of his caliphate by expanding north.

Rolled 7927 (1d10000)

Finally take the rest of North Italy and expand towards Zurich, Bern and München

Rolling (1d10000)>>116593

Rolled 5393 (1d10000)

>>116593
Try to fill Portugal this time, keep conquering Spain with points left.

>>116593

Expand into Bulgaria and reinforce everything afterwards.

Rolled 2251 (1d10000)

>>116593

Do Lebanon and spill over goes towards Damascus.

Israel is back!

>>116605

And I thought I was derping the dice today.

Rolled 6458 (1d10000)

>>116608

Goddamn it I'm having no luck with the rolls.

Rolled 1483 (1d10000)

>>116593
Create sea route nearest to Dublin and expand into Ireland from there.

>>116613
Dice how tho on mobile?

>>116625
+1, forgot my Glasgow bonus

>>116633
Dice+1d10000 on options

>>116633
Fuck knows, I never go off phone.

>>116633
I'm sure there is an options field on mobile. I will role this one for you.

>>116653

Rolled 1910 (1d10000)

>>116653
>>116658
lol I'm fucking up dice rolls. How do I turn this on?

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>>116602
7 = 10 +6 - The Scorpion Girls push further into northern Italy and found the city of Torino.

>>116607
3 = 6T +3 - Al-berto expands into northern Portugal.

>>116608
8 = 11T +7 - Wedinn expands his empire into Bulgaria and founds the city of Sofia.

>>116625
3 = 6T +9 - Pina Kingdom creates a sea route into Ireland and then expands into Ireland taking control of the entire country and founding Dublin.

>>116578
>>116663
0 =13T - Kevin founds the great city of Madrid in Spain.

I may have to leave soon lads, sorry.

Rolled 3107 (1d10000)

>>116673
Get Porto, keep expanding in Spain.

>>116673

You missed me out that time.

Rolling for this round anyway. Same as last time, Lebanon and if done head for Damascus.

Rolled 2199 (1d10000)

>>116673
Cross into Ca Lais and expand two-deep westward along the coast of France.

>>116675
When you do, at least forfeit.

Rolled 87 (1d10000)

>>116686

Fuck.

>>116673
Roll
Defend Spain's southern border
Sorry I suck at rolling

>>116704
Which app are you using? Clover has an option field if you do a regular reply instead of quick reply.

>>116689
What do you mean by that?

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>>116723
Okay what do?

>>116737
Put dice+1d10000 in the option field.

>>116727
I just mean formally surrender, don't just leave the game waiting on you to roll a turn. No offense intended.

>>116737
Type (dice+1d10000) without the parentheses

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Rolled 7417 (1d10000)

>>116723
Roll

Waiting for Kvin, Wedinn and Scorpion Girls, post in 3 mintues or you will be missed.

>>116755
Oh yes, I will do that.

Rolled 5751 (1d10000)

>>116673
Roll

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>Missed from last round
>>116613
1 = 4T +5 - The Jews spread into Lebanon and found the city of Beirut.

_______________________________________

>>116678
7 = 10T +3 - Al-berto founds the city of Porto and expands his influence into Spain.

>>116686
7 = 10T +6 - The Jews spread into the rest of Lebanon and then into Syria.

>>116689
DUBS = 30T +9 - The Pina Kingdom launches a successful settling mission into coastal France and found the cities Calais, Nantes and Bordeaux.

>>116762
7 = 10T +3 - Kevin scared of the Moorish Caliphate to his west fortifies his entire empire.

>>116790

Expand west

Rolled 7970 (1d10000)

>>116790

Take Paris and begin filling France from North to South

Rolled 4517 (1d10000)

>>116790

Take Damascus first, then Amman.

Rolled 2608 (1d10000)

>>116790
Roll
Fortify east front and send scouts to Valencia

Rolled 2730 (1d10000)

Missed roll

Rolled 6539 (1d10000)

>>116790
Declare war against Kevin, try to take Madrid in a single blow.

>>116790
Can we set a ten minute limit on waiting for afks?

>>116824
Spain belongs to Spaniards no moors

>>116869
We were there before you.

Waiting for Scorpion Girls, 2 minutes. Last time I will wait.

>>11687
ever heard of Spanish inquisition?

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>>116809
0 = 13T +13 -1 - The Pina Kingdom expands into France founding the great city of France.

>>116815
7 = 10T +6 - The Jews found the great city of Damascus and then expand further into Jordan founding the city of Amman.

>>116821
8 = 11T +3 - (7)Kevin expands east and founds the city of Valencia, (7) he then fortifies his new territory.

>>116823
0 = 13T - Wedinn expands to the west.

>>116824
0 = 12T +4 - Al-berto invades Kevin (16/2 = 8). The invasion is mostly successful however he doesn't have the strength to capture the great city of Madrid.

>>116881

Hey OP, is my land fortified or not?

>>116898
Yes.

Rolled 7711 (1d10000)

>>116896
Conquer Madrid. Keep attacking kevin with points left.

>>116898
>>116904
Wait I thought you were Kevin, yours is not

Rolled 1162 (1d10000)

>>116896

Fill Ukraine

Rolled 5740 (1d10000)

>>116896
Take that wheat and close my gap in France before expanding to the eastern French border

Rolled 9150 (1d10000)

>>116896
Rolling for Spanish freedom counter attack all forces west to Madrid

I'm not - I spent my points to fortify it a couple of turns ago

>>116907
NAP? Stop at the French Border and I'll look at the Mediterranean as my southern limit.

Rolled 4599 (1d10000)

>>116896

Get Al ADarar (sp?) at the bottom of Jordan and then head into Egypt.

I have to go now guys.
If Kevin is still alive after this turn, surrender to him.
You're all free to conquer my caliphate as you please.
Good luck.

>>116925
>>116945

>>116918
Kevin, see:
>>116925

Same offer.

>>116955
Deal I'll take over moorish territory.

>>116907
>>116918
Battle of Madrid -
Al-berto - DUBS = (30 +4) / 2 = 17
Kevin - 0 = 13 + 4 = 17
After a long and hard fight, Kevin still has full control over Madrid however the siege continues.

>>116915
2 = 5T - Wedinn expands into Ukrane.

>>116916
0 = 13T +16 - The Pina Kingdom plows and fertilizes the dirt in western France, they then expand east and found the city of Strasbourg.

>>116933
DUBS = 30T +10 -1 - The Jews found the city of Al'Aqabar and then move west into Egypt and found the city of Nekhel.

>>116762
>>116790
I can't play anymore so I'll disband my territory.

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>>116972
forgot map

Rolled 4649 (1d10000)

>>116980

Take over Crimea.

Rolled 1299 (1d10000)

>>116972
>>116980

Take Alexandria for Zion.

What with everyone fucking off? We're starting to run out of players.

Rolled 9498 (1d10000)

>>116974
Actually wait, I might be able to
>>116972
Conquer north

Rolled 1114 (1d10000)

>>116972
>>116980
Expand equally to complete France

>>116964
Fantastic. A toast to our continuing success!

Rolled 8838 (1d10000)

>>116972
>>116980
Expand and fill by retaking Spain
>start the Spanish inquisition.

Waiting for Kevin and Al-berto, you have 2 minutes.

>>117033
Are we allowed to roll for lost turns? I believe not but just checking

>>117033
Alberto surrendered

>>116985
9 =12T - Wedinn expands into Crimea.

>>116989
DUBS = 30 +12 - The Jews spread further into Egypt and take the great city of Alexandria and Cairo.

>>116996
8 = 11T +6 - The Scorpion Girls return from molesting young boys and expand further north founding cities Venice and Bern.

>>117005
4 = 7T +19 - The Pina Kingdom expand further into France founding the city of Lyon. They also create a NAP with Kevin.

>>117006
8 = 11T + 4 - Kevin realises his enemy is preoccupied with the assassination of their leader and pushes back against the Caliphate.

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>>117047
forgot map again like a nub

>>117047
>>117048
Close France's border with Spain and continue filling France

Rolled 7884 (1d10000)

>>117047
>>117048
Fill up Austria to Wien and expand to Germany

Rolled 7851 (1d10000)

>>117048

Fill Ukraine

Rolled 1096 (1d10000)

>>117047
>>117048

Expand to the north. Take Aleppo and Antioch, and if we can then Cyprus as well.

Rolled 3128 (1d10000)

>>117059
Forgot roll

Waiting for Kevin, 2 minutes to post.

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>>117060
4 = 6T +8 - The Scorpion Girls expand into Austria.

>>117063
1 = 4T - Wedinn expands into Ukrane.

>>117070
6 = 9T +17 - The Jews spread north.

>>117080
8 = 11T +20 - The Pina Kingdom expand throughout France and found the city of Toulouse.

Rolled 660 (1d10000)

>>117103

Ukraine all the way

Rolled 6337 (1d10000)

>>117103
Finish off France and begin settlement of Belgium in its Northwest

Rolled 6944 (1d10000)

>>117103

Antioch and Aleppo again. It's gonna happen. Fill out Syria with any spare.

Rolled 400 (1d10000)

>>117103
Take Austria and fill out the rest of Germany
>>117135
How do you feel about an alliance

>>117157
Hell of a roll. What are terms? As it stands, you're blocking me into this corner of Europe

Waiting for Kevin, 2 minutes last time I wait for you.

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>>117110
0 = 13T - Wedinn continues his expansion into Ukraine.

>>117135
7 = 10T +21 -1 - The Pina Kingdom expands into the rest of France and founds the city of Marseilles, they then expand into Belgium and found the city of Brussels.

>>117145
DUBS = 30 + 17 - The Jews found the cities Aleppo and Antioch and the expand east into Syria.

>>117157
DUBS = 30 +10 - The Scorpion Girls expand into Austria and found the great city of Wien, they then expand into Germany and found the city of Munich.

>>117167
Not trying to kill each other? Both Kevin and Alberto seem inactive, but if Kevin comes back, you can take Hamburg and such to expand east.
>>117173
Are we allowed to roll for lost turns? I believe not but just checking

>>117182
no, it's your fault you missed a turn.

Rolled 8550 (1d10000)

>>117181

Expand west, to meet the scorpiongirls

Rolled 5858 (1d10000)

>>117188
Aight.
>>117181
Take Zurich, fill out Germany and expand west of Germany if excess making sure not to take Wedinn's territory.

Rolled 6969 (1d10000)

>>117181

Cyprus first. Then go north into Turkey and take Malatya.

>>117209

Dubbs 69. That should count as extra special.

Rolled 8959 (1d10000)

>>117181
Continue settling Belgium and into the Netherlands.

Rolled 8571 (1d10000)

>>117181
moscow
ATTİLA
red

>>117182
I think a NAP better suits our present situation

>>117208
>>117209
>1 before and after
>5858
>6969
Oh my

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>>117198
0 = 13T - Wedinn expands west to perv at some Scorpion Girls, on his way he founds the city of Budapest.

>>117208
8 = 11 +15 - The Scorpion Girls found the city of Zurich and expand further into Germany.

>>117209
69 = 25T +20 - The Jews create a sea route from Antioch to Cyprus and found the city of Kuzey Kibris (wat?), they then spread north into Turkey and found the city of Malatya.

>>117251
9 = 12T +24 - The Pina Kingdom expand into the rest of Belgium and then move into the Netherlands.

>>117272
1 = 4T - A new nation called Attila appear in Russia but do not have enough resources to build a city, they mostly sleep in tents.

>>117282
A NAP's fine too.

Rolled 3443 (1d10000)

>>117293
Finish the Netherlands before creating a 4t-wide path across Germany from West to east to Denmark.

>>117295
I agree to the NAP

Rolled 1999 (1d10000)

>>117293
corridor to patato
then go to st.petersburg

>>117321
>trips

Good god

>>117321
if any points left take yaroslavl
and corridor to +2 oil

>>117320
>>117321
>1 away from trips
>1 that gets trips
>both a post before and after each other
What is this?

Rolled 5418 (1d10000)

>>117293

Turkey will be Jewish! Ankara, then Izmir, then Istanbul!

Wedinn, fancy a NAP for now?

>>117321

Dem trips.

Waiting for Scorpion Girls and Wedinn, 2 minutes.

Rolled 4613 (1d10000)

>>117293
>>117375
Take Ljubljana and that Fish near the coast of Rome, fill out Germany, but leave a gap that includes Hamburg alone for Pina. Rest can go to Prana and such.

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>>117320
3 = 6T +24 - The Pina Kingdom found the great city of Amsterdam and celebrate with the discovery of weed! After getting high they expand east into Germany.

>>117321
TRIPS = 60T - It has been a good year for Attila's empire, they first build their great city Moscow and then to celibate such a beautiful city they plant potatoes to the west. They then continue west and found the port city St. Petersburg. Meanwhile their other forces expand east and found the city Voronezh.

>>117341
8 = 11T +23 - The Jews spread west across Turkey and found the cities of Ankara and Izmir.

>>117379
3 = 6T +17 - The Scorpion Girls found the city of Ljubljana and then create a fishing route to the east of Italy. They then expand north into Germany founding the cities Stuttgart and Nuremberg.

Rolled 788 (1d10000)

>>117404
corridor to helsinki
corridor to +2 oil

Rolled 4963 (1d10000)

Take Frankfurt, Koln, Hannover and Berlin. Rest of Germany goes to Pina. Excess goes to Prana and the east of Germany

>>117424
and if any moves left take +1 oil right near me

Rolled 5344 (1d10000)

>>117404

Take Istanbul and Trabzon. Fill out Turkey as much as possible.

Rolled 4727 (1d10000)

>>117404
Continue path to Denmark, 3t wide and begin taking Dutch T's.

Rolled 6014 (1d10000)

Rolling to expand east.

>>117453
wanna nap?

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>>117424
DUBS = 30 - Attila's potatoes give their men the strength they need to push west into Finland and found the city Helsinki, they then move east and build an oil well.

>>117428
3 = 6T +21 - The Scorpion Girls continue their expansion into Germany and found the cities Frankfurt and Koln.

>>117440
DUBS = 30 +25 - The Jew spread throughout Turkey and found the great city of Istanbul, they also found the cities Trebzon and Hikkari.

>>117452
7 = 10T +27 - The Pina Kingdom continue into Germany founding the city Hamburg, they then move into Denmark and found Copenhagen.

>>117453
4 = 7T - Wedinn expands to the east and found the city Sevastopol.

Rolled 7404 (1d10000)

Take Prana. Excess goes to Hannover and Berlin. More excess goes to getting Athens

Rolled 4995 (1d10000)

>>117485
are you countng my bonuces?
corridor to stockholm and taka aland
taka turku
corridor to +2 oil

>>117485
>>117505
Well then.
Excess excess excess goes to north east

Rolled 35 (1d10000)

>>117485

Settle Sweden and Norway evenly from the bottom up.

>>117518
You have to put them in your name

>>117485
>>117505
Specifically Poland and such.

Rolled 6622 (1d10000)

>>117485

Attack the douchebag jews for getting dangerously close to my land. Remember I used my points for reinforcements earlier - take that into account if he fights back.

>>117567
Your land is not fortified, you said expand into Bulgaria and fortify afterwards, you didn't have enough points to fully expand into Bulgaria so no fortification happened.

>>117567
Feels like WWII in here

>>117573
are you counting my bonuces?

Jews you have 5 minutes to defend!

Defending should be easy since Jews have +29 and Wendinn hasn't put bonuses. All they have to do is roll.

Rolled 6176 (1d10000)

>>117485
>>117567

I had no aim to cross past istanbul, in fact I offered a NAP a little while back, but so be it.

Strike back against the vile anti semetic!

>>117573

I must have written that phrase improperly. Who needs fortifications if you have dubs to attack with anyway?

>>117573
>>117485

just count mt bonuces for this turn

>>117618
Put your bonuses in name you faglord

>>117610

Should be +31 now, not +29.

>>117624

Wow, I'm literally retarded. Correct name now I think. (I hope).

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>>117505
404 = 50T + 23 - The Scorpion Girls expand into the Czech Republic and found the city of Praha, they then move north into Germany and found the city Hanover.

>>117511
5 = 8T - Attila moves west and creates a sea route to Fasta Aland and then another sea route to around Stockholm. (Read the Rules)

>>117527
5 = 8T +31 - Pina Kingdom expands north into Sweden and Norway founding cities Gutenberg and Oslo.

>>117567
>>117610
The battle of Istanbul -
Wedinn - DUBS = 30
Jews - 6 = 9 +25 = 36
Wedinn launches a fearsome attack at the Jews however he seems to have forgotten some troops at home, the Jews overpower him and claim 6 territories.

>>117623

Die in a fire

>>117631

Keep attacking the jews because I was a fag and forgot bonuses last time

Rolled 3806 (1d10000)

>>117527
just let me have stockholm and turku and
i will no move westter than stockholm
>>117631
take oil +2 no matter what
take turku

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Rolled 6966 (1d10000)

>>117631
Take Berlin and expand to Poland.
>>117633
Fuck you.

Rolled 4897 (1d10000)

>>117631
Take over red territories in Sweden, get Stockholm, if any remaining, continue settling northward

Rolled 7689 (1d10000)

Roll

>>117631
>>117646

Crush Wedinns obviously racist and immoral armies and take Sofia and Bucharest from him.

Cease this senseless violence.

>>117649
No. You had a choice of 360 directions to travel, but you decided to come after the Pineapple's territory.

>>117659
>>117631
just let him have stockholm and dont make any move againts it

Rolled 1735 (1d10000)

>>117663

Also available with rolls.

>>117670
are you going to attack me except stockholm?

>>117672

There's no point in fighting you - you're way bigger. I'll let you mind your own business from now on, as long as you won't bother me further

>>117670
Still no. And who is "Him"? Are you speaking in the third person?

>>117688
i am talking to OP

Waiting for Wedinn to realise he forgot to roll.

Check above

>>117745
Found it, looks like I'm the blind one.

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>>117649
6 = 9T +11 -1 - Attila founds the city of Stockholm and then expands northeast.

>>117651
DUBS = 30T +26 - The Scorpion Girls found the city of Berlin and then expands into Poland and founds the cities Wroclaw, Warsaw and Gdansk.

>>117659
7 = 10T +33 - The Pina Kingdom invades Attila and conquerors Stockholm, they are met with little resistance, this also destroys the sea route. They then move north and build a lumber camp to take advantage of the vast forests.

>>117672
>>117660
The Battle of Bulgaria-
Wedinn - 9 = 12 + 10 = 22
Jews - 5 = 8 + 31 = 39
The Jews continue with their attack into Wedinn's territory, they greatly overpower Wedinn's forces and take 15 territories and take control over the city Sofia.

Guys I'm back. I see that my caliphate still remains, can I reclaim it again?

>>117753

Stop fighting the jews and fill Ukraine instead.

>>117792
Sure no one else has.

Rolled 1745 (1d10000)

>>117782
corridor to +3 unoccupied land
take patato and valgagrad

Rolled 8337 (1d10000)

Roll

Rolled 8538 (1d10000)

>>117782
March towards Madrid.

Rolled 9982 (1d10000)

>>117806
What is this roll for?

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Rolled 6649 (1d10000)

>>117782
>>117800

That's more like in. We can all live in peace. pic related.

First take the last of Syria, then fill out Bulgaria and into Macedonia.

Rolled 8036 (1d10000)

>>117782
Create seaways to oil and fishing off Norway's coast, then settle Finland from North to South

>>117782
>>117818
Attack North Wedinn

>>117824
i'll give you the finland but i wanna NAP

>>117818

Filling Ukraine - look above.

>>117841
Yeah I noticed

>>117838
I already have two NAPS.

Why the fuck are you attacking me you cunt?

>>117851
okey dude where will you stop attacking?

>>117855

I am not attacking anybody as of now - won't stop expanding to the east.

>>117824
Hi. I intend to unite all the iberian peoples under one caliphate. A stable peninsula is good for both our interests, and I have no pretensions im Europe other than Iberia, would you lile to sign a NAP? You would need to break the one you have with Kevin, but he doesn't seem to be around anymore.

>>117847
>>117855
sorry fot that i was going to respond Pina
Also your NAP whit Kevin is unnecessary

>>117851
Nothing personnel... kid...
territory

>>117855
I'll stop in Finland for now

>>117863
I officially sever ties with Kevin. You keep your Muslims out of Europe, I'll keep my Christians out of Africa.

Rolled 8169 (1d10000)

>>117782
Is it too late to join, OP?

Tripoli
Black
North African Federation

>>117898
Iberia is Africa, I assume?

>>117914

Might as well be given their current economy.

>>117926
So is Wendinn.
Get it? It's because we're making them our slaves

>>117914
Exceptions are being made for Iberia. I was referring to your advances in Africa

>>117935

Fuck off

One question, what does de "infinite travel by sea" of Gibraltar mean? Can I travel by sea without using points?

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>>117805
5 = 8T +10 - Attila moves north and builds an oil well on the way their.

>>117806
7 = 10T +10 - Wedinn turns his back on the Jews and focuses on expanding into Ukraine, he founds the city of Lviv.

>>117808
8 = 11T + 4 - Al-berto wakes up from his ciesta and marches towards Madrid, however when he arrives he cannot seem to overpower the fortified city.

>>117818
2 = 5T + 32 - The Scorpion Girls are tired with Wedinn perving on them and invade them when they are preoccupied. They conqueror Budapest and Lviv from Wedinn.

>>117820
9 = 12T +32 - The Jews expand into the rest of Syria and found the city of Abu Kamal, they then expand into the rest of Bulgaria and into Macedonia and found the city Skopje, they continue west and found the city Tirana.

>>117824
6 = 9T + 37 - The Pina Kingdom set up sea routes to a fishing spot and an oil well off the coast of Norway, they then expand into Finland and found the city Turku. After this they go on a long expedition though the North Sea and create an oil well, they continue their expedition and land on Iceland.

>>117912
9 = 12T - The North African Federation have formed from nearby tribes and founded the city of Tripoli.

>>117935
>>117943

Someone get that man some burn treatment!

>>117947
yes

Rolled 7848 (1d10000)

>>117952
Focus on conquering Madrid for a goddamn time. If points left go towards Valencia.

Rolled 8492 (1d10000)

>>117943
Fuck you leatherhead!
>>117954
Too much leather I reckon.
>>117952
Ara ara~
Conquer more of Wedinn's territory

Rolled 6376 (1d10000)

>>117952

Fuck this - fight back against the scorpion girls and die a real death

Rolled 3590 (1d10000)

>>117952
take +1 oil and +2 lumber
if i any moves left take +1 potato

I'm gonna take a shower. It shouldn't take long, but if you see that I'm not rolling just ignore me for some turns.

Rolled 7773 (1d10000)

>>117952
Thanks, OP!
Im gonna expand west, towards Constantine and Tunis, and if possible, annex them.

Rolled 5736 (1d10000)

>>117952
Finish Iceland. Invade Åland. Finish Finland. If there's any left over, start settling the unoccupied territories in Russia.

Rolled 2173 (1d10000)

>>117952

Get the fish north of Alexandria first, then fill up greece and take athens and iraklion. Any spare can go into heading for the oil in arabia.

Rolled 7135 (1d10000)

>>117952

In order:
The fish by Alexandria.
Greece, including Crete.
Head for oil in arabia.

Actually, fuck this - I don't want my land to be taken over by a bunch of niggers, so I'll go ahead and disband Romania.

I have been awake for long enough, anyway.

>>117995
>>118009
>rerolling
Oi!

>>117970
>>118026
think we should be allies because this is the only way we can take england down
if we dont he will conquer me and attack you or israel

>>118034
I'm good.
>>118021
>>117952
>>117970
If Wedinn gives me all his territory like a good little boy I'll conquer east of Europe instead.

Who's missing? Let's go, OP.

>>118034
Well, now I will.

Just putting it out there, but by the rules on the board, Scorpiongirls should be getting some pretty heavy penalties due to that one territory wide bit connecting theirland in hungary etc from the rest.

Not that I'm a pedantic fussy jew or anything.

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>>117963
8 = 11T + 4 - (14/2 = 7) The attack is finally successful! Al-berto has conquered Madrid!

>>117970
>>117971
The Scorpion Girl Invasion-
Scorpion Girls - 2 = 5 +35 -4 = 36
Wedinn - 6 = 9 + 8 = 17
The Scorpion Girls continue their invasion on the pervert Wedinn, he is overpowered and loses 17 territories and the city of Belgrade.

>>117972
0 = 13T +12 -1 - Atilla founds a super secret camp in northern Russia, this gives him a +3 bonus to unoccupied land. He then builds an oil well close to the camp, and expands east and builds a lumber camp to take advantage of the vast forests.

>>117980
3 = 6T - The North African Federation or NAF expands west along the coast.

>>117994
6 = 9T +43 -1 - The Pina Kingdom expands into Iceland and founds the city Reykjavik, he then invades Aland from Sweden and the invades the south of Finland taking control of Helsinki from Attila, after this he expands east into Russia.

>>117995
3 = 6T +35 - The Jews create a sea route to a fishing spot north of Alexandria, they then expand into Greece and found the city Athens, they then expand into Crete and found the city Irakleio.

Rolled 7189 (1d10000)

>>118096
get close to wedinn as much as possible
conquer kharkiv

Rolled 7177 (1d10000)

>>118096
Travel by sea and try to conquer Alger, Tunis and Malta. If any points left, go towards Valencia.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>118096
Finish the rest of Wedinn. Excess goes to expanding east towards Attila.

Rolled 4680 (1d10000)

>>118096

Conquer up the black sea coast. Take Bucharest, Orissa and the glorious wheat.

Rolled 7882 (1d10000)

>>118096
Capture unoccupied territories along northern edge of the map and invade Atilla 2-wide along the same edge of the map.

>>118133
wanna be allies we can take down italy

Rolled 3644 (1d10000)

Keep expanding, push towards Constantine and Tunis and annex is possible.

>>118145

I'm happy to have a NAP, don't see a point in going full alliance as things stand.

>>118154
NAP it is then

Rolled 4561 (1d10000)

>>118096
>>118096


Am back was in hospital March into Barcelona
Captcha was acting up.

>>118096
>>118118
Get that wheat

>>118171
>Pic related

>>118187
And yes am from Spain but born in America

>>118171
You bonus is wrong lad, you have only +1 now.

>>118118
Wrong dice roll again.

Rolled 1946 (1d10000)

>>118229
Expand towards Wedinn's wheat and focus exclusively on that. Excess goes to filling northwest

>>>112577

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>>118112
9 = 12T +16 - Attila expands south and founds the city of Kharkiv.

>>118116
DUBS = 30 +7 - Al-berto uses his superior ships from Gibraltar to set up sea routes and found the cities Alger, Tunnis and Malta.
>>118171
The Battle of Valencia-
Al-berto - (28/2 = 14)
Kevin - 1 = 4 + 1 = 5
Al-berto invades Kevin and takes control of 7 territories and the city of Valencia. Kevin has been defeated!

>>118133
0 = 13T +39 - The Jews invade Wedinn in the north and conquer Bucharest, Odesa and the wheat fields.

>>118143
2 = 5T +46 - The Pina Kingdom invades Attila from the north taking control of the super secret military base, 2 oil wells and a lumber camp.

>>118148
DUBS = 30 +2 - The NAF expands west and founds the city of Constantine, they then move north and Invade and capture Tunis from the Moorish Caliphate.

>>118258
6 = 9T +46 -7 - The Scorpion Girls continue their invasion on Wedinn and take control of Cluj-Napoca and moves north and invades the Jews for control of the Wheat fields.

>>118096
FOR FUCK SAKE C'MON OP

>>118133
Don't be a bad little boy and fight us. It was just wheat.

Rolled 3226 (1d10000)

>>118291
take potato
corridor to volgograd

>>118291

All out attack on scorpiongirls. The jew legions march forth.

Take the wheat first, then Cluj, then Belgrade. Drive the cute little scorpions back on all fronts.

>>118310

You just stole it from us! You're the holocaust denier here!

Rolled 833 (1d10000)

>>118291
Capture Cagliari and Barcelona, if possible.

Rolled 4879 (1d10000)

>>118319
Holocaust the jews.

Rolled 6455 (1d10000)

>>118319

Won't get far without a roll.

>>118334
Oh for fuck sakes

Rolled 2563 (1d10000)

>>118291
Expand towards the sheep and oil, avoid conflict with Albert
>>118323
I dont want conflict, i wasnt expecting that surge of territory... I would prefer to stay neutral.

>>118341
i've told you

>>118291
>>118326
Fortify territory close to the jews and expand North East instead

>>118334
>>118341

Around jews, you lose.

Rolled 9751 (1d10000)

>>118291
I officially end my NAP with Kevin and enter into one with the Moorish Caliphate. In another sweeping motion like before, overtake the territories in Russia two-deep

>>118353
I'm afraid that'll be difficul to avoid, both of us want northern Africa. My only offer is for you to keep Tunisia and everything east from there, and leave the west for me.

>>118372

>>>112577

>>118386
>>118386
Allright, I'll leave The west for you, next round I'll go east and/or north and maybe go and attack Italy as the Scorpions appear to be losing pretty hard, and i want me a piece of that pie.

>>118413
>35
>losing

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>>118313
6 = 9T +9 - Attila expands east and plants more potatoes.

>>118323
DUBS = 30T +10 -1 - The Moorish Caliphate expand north and found the cities Barcelona and Bilbao in Spain, they then create a sea route to Sicily and found the city Cagliari.

>>118326
>>118334
The Battle of the Scorpion Girls v. The Jews.
Scorpion Girls - 9 = 13 +40 -7 = 46
Jews - DUBS = 30 +41 = 71
A vicious battle between the Jewish and the mutant Scorpion Girls takes place in Romania, it is bloody and many lives are lost, near the end of the battle the Jewish reinforcements from Israel arrive and overwhelm the Scorpion Girls. The Jews win the battle and take control of 21 territories and the cities Cluj-Napoca and Belgrade.

>>118353
3 = 6T + 5 - The NAF expand west and find great plains populated with sheep, they build pens and domesticate the sheep.

>>118372
1 = 4T +51 - The Pina Kingdom end their NAP with the defeated Kevin and create a NAP with The Moorish Caliphate. The invade Attila once again and take control of St. Petersburg, they then expand into the vast emptiness of Russia and found the city Perm.

>>118367
We'll leave it at that, make peace not war.

>>118413
I'm glad we could find a diplomatic solution.

>>118429
i can enter?

Rolled 2266 (1d10000)

>>118429
Go get that oil on Algeria.

>>118429
take volgograd
attack italy whit everyting i've got

Rolled 633 (1d10000)

>>118429
Same. Sweep two deep east to west.

Rolled 8115 (1d10000)

>>118429
>>118439

Hmm, okay then for now. I'm starting to get concerned by the power of the pineapples, I must admit.

>Take the rest of jordan and the oil/mecca/medina in arabia.

Rolled 6050 (1d10000)

>>118459
forgot to roll

Rolled 5596 (1d10000)

>>118429
>Kek
>grey
>Baghdad

Rolled 9893 (1d10000)

>>118429
Expand North West towards Attila

>>118429

>Kasaj Crusade
>Kasajstan
>Purple

>>118429
Expand east towards almarj and sisi, do not fet into combat with the jews. If we have extra, round out our empire in the east but do not push for further territory.

Rolled 3931 (1d10000)

>>118510
>>118510
>>118429
Forgor to roll

Rolled 2109 (1d10000)

>>118479
Roll

>>118424
Sorry, but between scorpiongirls and jews its a tough choice, but i would rather bankers run the world then something that has 8 legs.

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>>118547
>8 legs
7 vaginas
back of the knee maybe
But more like 2 claws and 1 tail :^)

>>118508
Roll in the next minute to be included this round.

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(gf is sexting with me, might be a bit slow)

>>118454
DUBS = 30T +14 - Al-berto expand into Algeria and build an oil well.

>>118467
DUBS = 30 +56 - The Pina Kingdom expand into the massive Russia, building four new cities: Samara, Kazan, Nizhn and Varoslavl.

>>118468
5 = 8T + 43 - The Jews expand east and build an oil well and a new city Medina.

>>118470
0 = 13T +8 - Attila expands and founds the city Volograd.
>>118480
Battle of Ukraine
Attila - 13
Scorpion Girls - 3 = 6 + 38 -7 = 39
Attila and the Scorpion Girls fight until the Scorpion Girls start to overwhelm Atilla. The Scorpion Girls take 24 territories and take control of the city Kharkiv.

>>118479
6 = 9T - Groups of people in the middle east have formed together and call themselves Kek, they build a great city called Baghdad.

>>118532
1 = 4T +7 - The NAF expand east along northern Africa.

>>118583
Roll

>>118599
put dice+1d10000 in your options field to roll.

>>118583

Rolled 9145 (1d10000)

>>118593
Well then.
Attack Attila, and focus on that juicy +3 they have

Rolled 4966 (1d10000)

>>118593
Roll going to kirkuk

Rolled 5355 (1d10000)

>>118593
Take Constantine and the sheep from the NAF, as we have agreed.

Rolled 3615 (1d10000)

>>118601

>>118593
corridor true +1 oil that right near the caspian sea

Rolled 9517 (1d10000)

>>118593
Expand to Almarj and Sisi. Once again, do not attack jews. Use any excess to go to sicily and the bottom of Italian Peninsula.
>>118564
Sorry, no tolerance for non humans. Gonna do something about it?

Rolled 3011 (1d10000)

>>118629
rollin

>>118630
You tread a dangerous path :^)