AUTISTIC SERIAL KILLER, EPISODE 1

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> You've had enough!
> You've been living alone with your mommy for a long long LONG time, ever since you was little! Your mommy loves you very very much, she makes you tendies, cleans your diapies, and cries tears of love when she sees you!
> For a long long time, you was all alone in your house with your mommy, with nobody to talk to but your toys. You cried and cried and cried and cried to mommy about it, and eventually, Santa brought you a brand new model 1982 Computer! You played with the Computer for a long time, before you discovered 4CHAN, the dankest place on the Internet!
> At first, you lurked like a filthy newfag, but then you learned about Kek, dank memes, and shitposting! You browsed all the boards, triggering normies with your dank le memes and healthy sense of humor! It was all so great, until it happened.
> You accidentally posted a picture of mommy without her clothes on /a/ instead of /b/, and the Nazimods BANNED YOU FOREVER AND EVER!
> 4CHAN and le dank memes were the only reason for you to live, and now that you're BANNED FOREVER AND EVER, you have no reason to live, so you're going to watch the world burn! You're going to kill all the normies and destroy the government like /pol/ told you to! And then... Maybe then... Daddy will come back and he will love you.

You're sitting in your playroom, on your beanbag chair. The Computer is broken to pieces because you smashed it because you were BANNED FOREVER AND EVER. Mmm... You smell delicious tendies, and... and... MOMMY'S CHAD BOYFRIED CRAIG! He's such a normie, it's disgusting, he's so obsessed with "health" and "physical fitness", you're disgusted by him, and he will be your first victim!!!

You stand on your legs, and look at yourself. 34 years old, and 350 pounds, which means you're perfectly healthy! You haven't shaved in years and you have a glorious neckbeard! On top of that, you haven't even pooped your diapies today! Mommy would be so proud of you, if she wasn't dating that STUPID CHAD! You prepare yourself to wreak vengeance!

Your name is,

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You look around your room, and grab a,

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The house has four rooms, mommy's bedroom, your playroom, the hallway, and the kitchen. Mommy and Craig are in the kitchen, yelling really loudly. Suddenly, you hear a cracking noise and mommy screams! And you use your superior intelligence to formulate a brilliant plan to butcher that STUPID CHAD for BEING SUCH A NORMIE! REEEEEE!!!

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