You wake up locked in a deserted jail cell, completely alone. There is nothing at all in your cell, useful or otherwise.
..and how this quest works?
>>113728
Look around
>>113728
Punch all the non-existant stuff!
craft hat from pumpkin and eat the key
>>113728
Threre's a fucking key on the ground, man.
You know what do. Stick it up your ass and call for the guards.
>>113728
Piss out window
Another thread abandoned by the QM
inb4 OP waits for us to post all the commands in the actual jailbreak adventure
>>113728
Attempt to pry open window.
>>113728
Fap furiously to attract guard's attention.
>>113728
Eat your own shit
>>113905
What Pumpkin?
>>113728
>Be the guard
>Go home to your loving wife and children.
Attempt to shove key in peehole to appease guards into setting you free
I can't dice
>>115510
that one right there
Open the pumpkin with the key, hide there 6 months, you're out.
>>117585
>thatsthejoke.gif
Honestly self-mutilation is the only answer now.
>>113728
Realize this adventure is fucking ten years old