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You closed your internet guide on how to escape from 4chan, but you're still stuck here.

is that a pickaxe on the ground?
if so
> smash wall with pick

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>>111103

Turns out that it's a poorly-drawn rope!

>>111113
tie a noose

>>111113
well fug

what else is in the place we are at?

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>>111116

You now have ONE NOOSE.

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>>111121

There's this skull. And that window.

>>111123
Tie the other end of the noose on a bar in the window and see if hanging yourself from it will shake it loose

fuck the skull and then try get out window

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>>111137

It's too loose! You are STILL BOUND TO THIS MORTAL COIL.

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>>111144

With what?

>>111149
with your thumb genius

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>>111150

You decide it would make a better codpiece instead.

>>111156
nice now lets get out the window.
The bars are loose so tie rope to bars and then pull

>>111147
After fucking the skull with your thumb, take off the noose and put it through the eye socket on the skull and and out the back, put your head back in the noose, and slide the skull towards your neck as to make up for any slack that is keeping you from hanging yourself.

>>111156
Now hit the wall with your dick-covered skull

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>>111164

One down, two to go!

>>111176
After you get a second bar loose, fashion a pick out of the rope and the two bars. The window is obviously a trap, so dig out the opposite wall instead.

>>111176
I'm sure we can fit through that hole now

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>>111175

The goblin that has suddenly appeared in the opposite room wonders what you are doing with your codpiece skull.

>>111181
Fuck the goblin

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>>111180

The goblin watches you try to squeeze through the window with your unnaturally large head.

>>111181
How can the we know theres an opposite room. There is a window a skull and rope

look outside the window

>>111186
look around outside and find rocks and throw them at the goblin and call him a bigot

>>111186
Slide bar out of rope and throw it at the goblin like a javelin

>>111186
look at whats in goblin room and pull out second bar

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>>111201

You sate your inexplicable thirst for blood with a well-placed javelin toss.

>>111212
pull out second bar and climb into goblins room

>>111220
I second this

I think you should look around. Is there anything useful/interesting in sight?

>>111212
Politely apologize for so thoughtlessly impaling the goblin's face. That was quite rude.

Rape its dead body.

we should consume the goblins dead body

>>111212
Go Ed Gein in that goblin

>>113035
on*

Actually, "in" does work in that context

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>>111220
>>111288
>>111566

You climb inside and attempt to make amends with the goblin, but he just won't hear it. He is simply incorrigible.

>>113063
Climb inside the goblin

>>113063
Pull out the javelin and sodomize the goblin

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>>111319

You see a key and a barrel, and a potential pub name.

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>>113074
>>113095

Honestly you think the goblin's not open to those ideas!

>>113191
Take him to see a doctor.

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>>113372

You store the goblin to take him to the doctor, but there seems to be a prison cell in your way.

>>113538
pick up the key. Try to unlock the door with it

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>>113606

This door doesn't have a key hole!

>>114555
Trips don't lie

>>114722
Dubs dont lie either

>>114494

check the barrel

Store the key indside the goblin for later use

>>114494
Look out door

Keep key inside your anal cavities for later use

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>>115921

It looks like there is a horrifying demon on the other side looking through the door too.

>>117570

Oh, also I used a different name for some reason, I forget. Expect the same name.

>>117570
Screw taking the goblin to the doctor. Instead, hang the goblin through the door with the bar and use it as bait for the demon. When the demon comes to eat the goblin, stab said demon in the eye socket with the other bar you brought with you.

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Fuck the ded goblin

>>117570
Moon the demon

>>117570
Engage in pleasantries and then ask about door

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>>122550

You develop extra definition with the aims of mooning the demon.

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>>123307

The demon seems angry enough to break the door down!

>>123317
Rape the demon in every orifice and non-orifice you can find.

>>123317
Hit him with the goblin on a stick

>>123317
Feed him the goblin on a stick

>>123317
Hit him with the goblin on a stick until he heats it. Then check the barrel for weapons

>>123423
i meant to type "eat", but i guess demons heat stuff too?

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>>123410

He likes it!

>>123802
take a poo

>>123802
Become friends with the demon based on a mutual love of goblin murder

>>124008
Seconding

Demon can break the wall and doors down, RIDE HIM TO GLORY

>>123802
Create another thread since it's been 72 hours

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>>124008
>>125078

Riding the demon drastically affects your graphical performance. Not that it was that good anyway. Still, your demon seems docile enough for now. He needs a name!

>>130390
Inspect contents of barrel with demon friend. Also, start a new thread.

>>130390
his name is tim

u bettar 2 come bak n finish teh quest Jägermeister, i rike it

I don't know what this is about, but I'm going to bump it.

>>136750
Except you can't due to the 3 day thread age bump limit.

>>136775
Is there a new thread yet?

>>136852
Not that I know of.

OP please make a new thread already

>>136864
Would it be okay if I curse OP to the depths of 4chan until they come back to resume the quest?

>>136877
no son, that wouldn't be okay. no, that wouldn't be okay