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Oh shit nigger it's a /qst/ adventure thing. That I'm pretty sure I saw someone did before and I'm ripping them off but I can't remember the name so I can't credit them. Yea.
4 persons form an adventuring party in a nondescript generic fantasy land.
Each person needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit.
Just give yourself a name with the character's team color to identify which person you belong to. Ex: "Red Faggot"
Again, need at least one player for each dude.
So we can move onto character creation
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>1109105
reporting in as red faggot, put me in boss
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>>1109107
Well that's one. Unfortunately since nobody else's here yet I'm afraid you'll have to
play with yourself for the time being
hhurr
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>>1109105
Guess I'll be blue
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>>1109121
Ah yes, the Blue Man group
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>>1109121
Hey blue faggot, let's team up against yellow and green when we get the chance
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>>1109127
Why?
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>>1109129
cause we're bros, bro
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Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>1109125
fuckin racist mane orcs dindu nuffin, what the hell deze humies, shieeet?
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>>1109105
Run Awaaaay!
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yellow guilt reporting
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>>1109129
Racism, obviously
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>>1109132
Uhh, sure.....
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>>1109133
>>1109134
I'll call your team the Mustard Gassers
>>1109135
Put your name in the name field so I can see it better, boi
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yella
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>>1109143
Alright, now we have at least one per team. Now let's see what each of you are.
Who would like to go creating their collective character first
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Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1109148
Yellow goes first cuz fuk u
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Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>1109148
I vote for the yellow fags cause they'll argue more
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Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>1109148
TEAM READ REPORTS IN
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>>1109158
SHIT MY NIGGA
LET'S DO THIS
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Let's resolve this with how I resolve almost everything in my life. Rolling dices.
Each team roll a 1d100, which one has the highest gets to be the sacrificial lamb
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Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>1109165
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Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>1109165
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Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1109165
yellows are fags
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Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>1109165
Please be low, I'm scared.
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>>1109172
they are basically Shu
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>>1109172
look at this fool, u gonna be the first victim
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>>1109171
Alright Yellow fags, there's two of you (even though the other guy is kinda quiet, hmm) so now discuss among yourselves what race ya wanna be.
I mean sure, you could ask for specifics
Or you could just choose blind, whatever floats your boat
>>1109182
You're all in the same party, dumbos
>>1109175
Fries doesn't actually exist, I'm sorry.
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>>1109187
>Fries doesn't actually exist, I'm sorry.
I blame benelovence
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Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>1109187
Muscular orc with a pompadour and an eyepatch, preferred weapon is an uzi
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>>1109194
Orcs can't grow hair
Or an uzi
But they can poke their own eyes out though, so there's that
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>>1109193
hey, what you want for the character?
we gotta be the frontline and most badass
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>>1109201
Use a wig, replace uzi with katana
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>>1109203
YOu can't choose weapon until you choose a class yet, nigger
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>>1109202
Blond human with mask or sunglasses.
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Also, where's the other yellow guy?
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>>1109206
das racist, well go with fisticuffs until class selection then
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>>1109211
I was gonna choose human too
but I wanted to make a deal with blue to be his bro
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>>1109216
Now, Orc, yes. So are the mustards going with this? Is the other Yellow Guy dead now?
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>>1109224
He's tied up in the basement, proceed
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>>1109218
Sure
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>>1109227
Yeah okay faglord, choose a class. But know that an Orc's base stat gives him high STRength but low INTelligence, DEXterity and CHArisma. Your ENDurance is pretty okay though, yeah.
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>>1109234
Activate cheat engine and choose Stand User as class. If unable to, choose zerker
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>>1109235
Uh huh, Berserker it is
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>>1109242
Sure
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>>1109242
ok who is orc and let me in on dis shit
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>>1109245
Yellow is orc mah mane
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>>1109247
aw not red? bummer.... wait can there be two orcs of different color?
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>>1109251
Yeah, the team color is the color of the character's clothing, not their skin
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>>1109242
tell me my stats senpai
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>>1109251
Ofc, but those 2 red fags already wanna go humie, so ur gonna get outvoted on race selection
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>>1109259
I see well better go with my race, I'll go yellow orc then
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>>1109263
Whatchu want for a class?
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>>1109265
Monk
I love kungfu
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YELLOW is an ORC BERSERKER
These are your starting stats, the only thing left is to name this Orc
UNLESS ther other members want it different, settle it among yourselves
>>1109258
Officially, take it up to the other Blue guy >>1109121Unofficially it's:
STR: 2
INT: 1
DEX: 1
CHA: 3
END: 4
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>>1109267
Welp, too late. Whats the name?
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>>1109276
he said we could change it, unless you are really liking berserker. Berserker just seems the same to me
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Joining green team if its not to late
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>>1109279
I'm down for monk if op allows us to change
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>>1109290
Put that monk in, orc-fu style
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>>1109284
Please don't get us in trouble.
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>>1109285
for name you want some thing silly or actually serious or something plain?
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>>1109295
How about Crackie Chan?
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>>1109288
Ah yes the ORC MONK
Special rule: can never equip any kind of weapon so no weapon bonus in combat
On the flipside there are perks to upgrade your fists
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>>1109297
change that r to an l and you got something
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>>1109303
Clackie Chan?
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>>1109305
yeah cuz he's asian
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>>1109272
Named up senpai.
Gimme my class and race descriptions bucko, this orc favoritism with their special team race pages is naughty
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>>1109309
Wait your turn, they rolled first so they go first
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Alright, Clackie Chan the Orc Monk is the Yellow team.
Now who's next? Red, Green, Blue roll 1d100
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Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>1109319
Why not just work down from the first set? Green was last then.
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Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>1109319
THIS ROLL OF MINE IS BURNING RED
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Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>1109319
put us in nigga
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Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>1109319
Blue, lets get it.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>1109224
Blue Bug Druid, Smogee
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Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1109319
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>>1109330
What, are you a BLUE guy? If so, put it in your name so I can tell
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>>1109327
>>1109330
Alright, so blue's going next
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>>1109340
Let us commence
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>>1109343
So there's only one Blue guy left now huh? Where's the other one, probably dead.
So you wanna go straight to the last screen?
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>>1109349
yib yib
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>>1109331
While they work, let's prebuild. I'll be happy with either bug or goblin, anything else will take some convincing. You?
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>>1109359
I would prefer gobs than bugs. That's fine with what choices we have left. Any preference on class?
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>>1109352
Alright, Bing-Bingie the GOLEM BARD
Pretty sturdy for a bard, thanks to being a golem.
And pretty charming for a golem, thanks to being a bard.
But because you're a bard, you're kinda shitty at close combat compared to other golems. But you can smack people with your lute as a last resort, let's hope you don't have to do that.
Special ability: has a sweet hat
Confirm Y/N
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>>1109367
>Sweet Hat ability
CONFIRM
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>>1109366
Not front-line, not bard. So, ranger, druid, thief, mage?
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>>1109371
Alright, BING-BINGIE the GOLEM BARD joins the party.
Now, Red and Green, you're up. Roll 1d100
Or if you can reach an agreement, that'd be good too.
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Hey yellow orc
You think we can learn a drill punch?
and a kindness to all creatures kick?
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Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>1109383
RED
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Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>1109383
THIS ROLL OF MINE IS STILL BURNING RED
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>>1109378
I like either ranger or druid but Im not sure how great a goblin would do that those. Seems more elf although I guess we could go way outside the box with it. I would be ok with either thief or mage too, the goblin would make a better thief though probably. But like I said i'm open to whatever really.
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>>1109383
this adventure is looking radical all ready!
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>>1109383
i think green should go nexy
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Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>1109383
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>>1109392
Hey, OP
penalize this guy
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>>1109389
ranger bug or wizard bug be pretty sick.
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>>1109392
I can see your ID you massive homosexual
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>>1109398
though my opinion means nothing, I just felt like pointing that out.
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>>1109384
We must learn to unlock our stand to extend our punching radius
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Alright redskins, you're next
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>>1109410
Is there any mystery box options?
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Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>1109410
Race - Human
Class - THE DEFENDER OF THE EARTH - which is in mystery box
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>>1109405
Now that I think about it a goblin ranger may be pretty cool if you want to do that.
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>>1109409
chi blasts like Hadoken or Kamehameha can do that.
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>>1109413
hol up nigga
we gotta see the other options
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>>1109416
Isn't our style Orcuto Shinken, we cant hit shit in far range with that
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>>1109418
just more classes stuff from mystery box then
race still human
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>>1109413
There is no mystery box, stop making things up
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>>1109410
agreed on human then, we gotta see the mystery box options if there is one for the classes
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>>1109423
there is always one.
but yeah, human confirmed
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>>1109415
Sure, we can do that. Wanna see if there are any additional options for goblins, or jump straight to names?
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>>1109434
I dont mind. Also not that worried about the name if you want to choose it.
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>>1109431
Yeah sure m8
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Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>1109437
okay, we ask again
is there a mystery box option?
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>>1109437
mystery box, it hides behind smoke of druid's cigarette
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>>1109438
No. Sometimes a screen is just a screen
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Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>1109441
THERE'S A SMALL WHITE BOX BY WARRIOR'S HAND
ZOOM IN
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>>1109444
It's a white spot added so 4chan'd allow me to post the same image
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Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>1109445
bullshit OP, there's a mystery box there
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>>1109448
if he doesn't budge, we'll go with ranger, but with a red scarf so we look cool
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>>1109436
Fib Green-ear?
Green-Tooth MacNilbog?
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>>1109447
Where, I don't see any
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>>1109456
obviously, because you didn't post an image
put a mystery box for you mess up
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>>1109452
Lets go with Fib
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>>1109457
But there's none here. literally none.
Literally
None
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>>1109419
that's a Japanese style, we are a monk which is more Chinese style, which is why I would go with chi blasts, plus with monk it's about training your body to withstand poison and shit.
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>>1109464
damnit forget to back muh name tag
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Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>1109462
You got us
Ranger, lock in
give us a red scarf too cause it's cool
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Chaos.. Heheh..
Shoulda let green go.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>1109462
Ranger in red attire with big red scarf then
special ability - be 3 times faster
make him blond and add a mask too
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>>1109464
We can use ki shiet if we are able to
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>>1109475
You're being greedy that I'm tempted to draw a penis on his face instead
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Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>1109481
Clackie Chan mocks stupid ranger human for being a dickface
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Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>1109481
I'll just limit myself to being red then
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Right, so now what's the name
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Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1109493
Richard
Cause we're a dick
get it?
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man that's so lucky..
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>>1109498
What you want a penis on your face too?
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>>1109500
N-No.. I'm content with my superior omnipotent hat..
Thanks, god.
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>>1109478
the thing is ki attacks are like distant punches, having a stand would only be limited on distance compared to ki splosions
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>>1109495
Yes, RICHARD the HUMAN RANGER
Mainly uses a bow but has a shortsword for backup. Lived like a smelly forest hobo for most of your life, hence the low CHA
Special ability:
- can equip PENIS MASK for a bonus to DEX, it's an ancient ELVEN artifact that you discovered in an ANCIENT ELVEN TEMPLE (actually an ancient elven brothel)
- can add DEX bonus to STR and vice versa in the FIRST ATTACK in a battle if you succeed in an AMBUSH roll
CONFIRM Y/N
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>>1109510
What about a stand that uses ki?! HOLLYYY SHIEET
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>>1109511
yes, confirm
let green have their turn now
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Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>1109511
Y
I always knew elves are fags
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>>1109514
Alright, GREENS. It's your turn
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>>1109513
a stand is like an aura isn't it? I apologise I don't know much about stands. I thought it was the same thing just used differently.
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>>1109518
A stand is like the place in which a person stands in a law court when they are being asked questions
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>>1109518
I dunno, I thought a stand was like the manifestation of the soul or some shiet
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>>1109521
this, except slightly louder and dramatically dynamic
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Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>1109517
Nature… We gotta.. We gotta punch the sun so that it won’t harm the Trees.
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>>1109517
Goblin.
Can we get a brief discription of the gobranger, gobmage, and gobthief? Also, is multiclassing a thing?
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>>1109523
Actually it's a frame or piece of furniture for supporting or putting things on:
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>>1109521
Oh yes. Our stand is called [NIGHT STAND], a ghastly visage of a wooden nightstand. Its special ability is The Waldo, you can open the drawer and take out a finding Waldo book.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)
gimme dat sweet sweet buggy goodness boi
BUG BOY
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>>1109527
Alright,
GobRanger: basically the same thing as Richard, minus the Penis mask. But your STR is 1 and DEX is 4
GobMage:
STR 1
INT 3
DEX 2
CHA 1
Can cast spells
GobThief:
STR 1
INT 1
DEX 5
CHA 1
Can shank people for massive damage if you're sneaky enough
Also the ability to steal stuff, naturally
Multiclassing is available for all characters, but only at a higher level
Oh and all goblin classes have ENDurance at 1 (aka Hitpoints) because...well goblins
And it seems there's a different opinion on which race Green should go with >>1109533
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>>1109532
Aight, we can use ki punches if the enemy is far away
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>>1109537
sounds good and we can use Ki Penis to impregnate elfs from afar .
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fuck mammals lets gets some insectoids!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>1109540
Too bad we're celibate since we're a monk
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>>1109543
fuuuuuuu
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So, GREENs, settle this among yourselves while I go...iunno, jerk off or something
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>>1109550
you go raw?
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>>1109554
No I like Smackdown! more
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>>1109550
Greens become a Buglin, your father was a Goblin and your mother was a bug
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we already got an orc, lets diversify, bugppal is the way to go
show our enemies the true light in the world!! Akitikikikikiki-screech-sasasaasasassa, the true bug goddess
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>>1109563
It'd help if you reply to the other guy you're talking to
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>>1109563
go bug
do it for your queen
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I speak to all! I call upon you, to grant the BugPal a chance, to be one with the light of Akitikikikikiki-screech-sasasaasasassa, the true bug goddess!!
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>>1109583
he's gonna be a penis faced bug isn't he?
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>>1109585
Yes, yes.
Maybe
Yes
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>>1109588
why not just give this guy a fifth background character
it would literally solve all of our problems
make him pink or something
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>>1109583
Not without something in return. Elder and I went through everything, jumping in last minute is rude.
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>>1109589
Because too many characters means less chance to be a cheap lazy piece of shit
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>>1109597
does group just have to have the majority vote to make a choice or is it everyone in the group must agree?
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>>1109600
Usually the mutual agreement is preferred, of course. In cases where it can't be reach then a vote or tiebreaker, yeah.
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So now, for GREEN eyes only, bug or gob? Reply to this post with your vote
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>>1109608
fuck can't unsee!
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>>1109608
Gob
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>>1109610
It means you have AIDS now, sorry. Not your character Clackie Chan, but just you, specifically.
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>>1109608
BUG
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>>1109608
I say compromise with Buglin
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>>1109618
You have no say, Orc-kin.
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>>1109621
It was only a suggestion you oversized toaster
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>>1109624
I have toaster powers? AND a hat? Wowee, you're a great partner if you keep thinking of ways to improve my potential.
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>>1109624
>MFW he only sings in MIDI
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>>1109626
Give us toast
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Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>1109628
Rolling for preemptive quest toasting.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>1109629
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Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1109629
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>>1109633
Alright you you win, gob right? Okay, greens are a manlet now, go, choose a class
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>>1109636
we do need a tank or magic user, but if not we can make it work so no pressure green.
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>>1109636
Wow this is almost civ thing again except with golems.
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>>1109637
Goblins with their 1 end arent very good tanks I'd imagine
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>>1109639
yeah but they can surprise you, also be pretty funny.
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>>1109636
Druid, Mage, Thief, or Ranger are all fine by me.
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>>1109641
Yes, and what do the other greens think?
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Goddamn what's taking the greens so long? I thought you were gobs, not snails
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>>1109651
reminds me of our Orc diplomacy
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Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1109654
STARE THEM DOWN
THE GAZE OF NOTHINGNESS
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>>1109657
Alright, Goblin Druid, like the ranger, lived like a hobo in a forest for most of his life. Unlike the ranger, however, he's a bit more easygoing. Thanks to all the weed he smoked.
Special ability:
- turn into an animal ( 1 day cooldown)
- can speak and charm woodland animals with his 2 CHA (note, doesn't work on other sentient beings)
- can share his weed around the party so he wouldn't be a chode
NAME?
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hurry the dongle up, 200+ posts in and we still haven't started this wonderous adventure Paladin's prepared for us, he might forcibly kill us off soon.
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>>1109657
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>>1109664
Fib Smogee
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>>1109670
CONFIRM Y/N
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>>1109677
Y
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FIB SMOGEE THE GOBLIN DRUID JOINS THE PARTY, WITH THIS YOU ARE COMPLETE, NOW LET'S ASCEND TO GODH--ahem, I mean choose what adventure will the party embark on:
- Rescue a princess
- Defeat a notorious pirate
- Raid an ancient tomb for sweet loot
- Slay a dragon terrorizing the local countryside
The teams may now argue
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Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>1109687
kill dragons, cause fuck dragons
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Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1109687
all four, nigga
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Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>1109687
I like the idea of defeating a pirate
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Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>1109687
Tomb, so I can get some dank new verses to slay bitches with. Let my roll be my argument.
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>>1109690
You'll do all of them eventually,if the party survives that long.
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>>1109687
Princesses aren't terrifying, let's go save a princess from the evils of needlework and coutiers.
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>>1109689
Don't you need to at least buy them dinner first
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>>1109696
I already voted
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>>1109697
but I wanna get bitches before we kill bitches
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Alright, recap.
We have two votes for rescuing the princess and one vote each for the other 3
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>>1109700
Orcs unite, we gotta help our tincan in the lair quest so we can upgrade him
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Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>1109704
you just wanna waifu, admit it
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So it seems Finding phat loot in an ancient tomb is leading. If nothing changes in 5 minutes it's what we're going with
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>>1109712
just play weeaboo music so we can get pumped for our waifu Love love Orc chan.
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>>1109710
Ah great, just as I posted. 4 votes for tomb. Any objections? That actually amounts to something?
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>>1109711
Well, it's just an empty graveyard, right? Nothing to fear there, we can go I suppose.
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>>1109714
fuck it, let's go with tomb then, what the point of waiting
maybe there are ancient chinese giant robots
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>>1109713
love love orc chan is actually one of my favorites too
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>>1109717
don't be a gaijin Hummie
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>>1109720
I'm in it for the waifus
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Right, so this is our current party, remember it well. You END is your max HP. Lose all of it and you're, well, dead. Unless you're playing on Easy mode or something which only makes you "knocked out" and can be revived in town for a max of 4 times until you're really dead. But only casuals use that.
Oh and combat only uses a 6d. It basically goes Your base stat+weapon bonus(if any) + dice result against Monster base stat+monster dice result
The base stat that's used depends on the type of monster initiating combat and/or the skill you use to initiate combat. If you manage to get the drop on em you can choose which stat you'll use
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>>1109733
considering there are peope with 1 end, wouldn't it be better to be knocked out at 0 but dead only at -1?
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>>1109733
okay, let's do this
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>>1109734
Yes but goblins getting squished is pretty funny.
Any in favor of getting your HP to 0 means you can't do shit but you won't die until you get executed by a monster?
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>>1109739
I'm cool with that
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If no more objections then we'll start.
We join our ragtag bunch of misfits adventurers on a quest for phat loot. How did these characters meet, well it's all started when [Prequel adventure DLC required]. And that's how they met.
Now you come to your first obstacle in this quest to raid the ancient tomb: choosing which way to reach it.
Do you go through THE BANDIT FOREST or THE PLAINS OF UNASSUMING WILDLIFE?
Decide among yourselves, there won't be any rolling.
Yet.
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>>1109743
Bandit forest, we'll have the advantage
it's our natural home for Smogee and Dick
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>>1109749
that
also put on the mask
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>>1109739
>Yes but goblins getting squished is pretty funny.
That IS pretty funny. Okay, I'm fine with it now
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>>1109743
Wildlife. Surely we can tame wildlife with ease if its unassuming. It'd make less of a need to walk too, I bet.
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>>1109743
well we have our druid who can talk to wild life.
or do we chance being ambushed by bandits but probably get more exp.
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>>1109743
I vote wildlife forest
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>>1109743
Plains
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where is everyone?
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>>1109763
Joining green I guess
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Might need some back up soon.
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>>1109743
The forest. Something with a name like UNASSUMING is bound to be full of horrible killers
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>>1109775
Even better desu. Killers carry loot to kill. plus more killers to kill mean more exp.
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AND SO THE ADVENTURERS STARTED TO TALK AMONG THEMSELVES
Richard the Ranger and Clackie Chan the Monk says to go into the forest, while Bing Bingie votes the plains.
Fig Smogee is kinda half and half on the issue
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>>1109780
Dick sticks with his stance of going into the forest
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>>1109780
he just having split personality issues cause of all that weed.
now go thru the forest
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>>1109787
>>1109789
Will the others agree?
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Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>1109795
WE ROLL FOR IT TO CONVINCE THEM
EVEN THOUGH OUR CHARISMA IS SHIT
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>>1109795
But... but.. muh animal fwiends :(
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>>1109795
yeah ok, let's get this story rolling
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>>1109795
how can you say no to such trustworthy face
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>1109795
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>>1109795
Look at all those safe and friendly trees! Comfortably shaded, too.
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>1109795
>>
While both the Orc and Human agrees to enter the forest. The Golem spouts out some random numbers while the Goblin still struggles within
>>
>>1109815
I sure do hope our loud arguing didn't attract bandits from forest
>>
>>1109815
wise orc once said
"when tree falls down and no one hears it, does it kill an elf, if not, go into forest and kill elf."
>>
>>1109780
yo, any head I can fil with another voice?
>>
>>1109816
>>1109821
Yeah that'd be fucking terrible aint it. Anyway, Clackie Chan spouts some zen mumbo jumbo. So FOREST OR NAH?!
>>1109822
You can be in any team, there's really no member limit. The only requirement is you have a name with that color in it and you can't change after you join
>>
>>1109826
There's no way we're not going to the forest
otherwise, let's split up and go with Clackie Chan
>>
>>1109815
Oh, maybe there are some nice edible mushrooms in the forest that we can share with the sweet woodland critters.
>>
>>1109827
splitting up maybe bad
as wise orc once said
"do not try to catch 2 foxes at same time, go for the elf instead."
>>
>>1109826
just persuade everyone else with our smashing smile
>>
>>1109828
Sounds enjoyable, mushrooms...
>>
IT SEEMS THAT EVEN FIG SMOGEE WANTS TO GO INTO THE FOREST
THe only one left now is the medieval jukebox, what are your thoughts on this, mr Bing Bingie?
>>
>>1109837
put a coin I'm him to hear our fortune, or listen to white snake, I forget which.
>>
>>1109837
smile at Bingie intensely
>>
>>1109842
The Golem stays still in silent contemplation
>>
>>1109837
I Offer weed
>>
>>1109847
Yellow Orc you better be on I got some shit to do so I may miss something
>>
>>1109850
Just drag him if he's being unresponsive
>>
>>1109850
shake him
>>
>>1109850
Lick him
>>
PARTY TIME
LETS GO
VROOM VROOM AHEAD OF THE REST OF EM
BUMPIN MAD BINARY TOONS
>>
Blue needs some back up, its gettin to be about that time yo.
>>
>>1109860
you need to respond to the post you fool
>>
>>1109858
And so, while Richard and Clackie were arguing over to drag Bing into the forest or to shake him. Fig tries to lick the golem. Only for him to suddenly run straight into the forest.
The Forest it is
>>
And so, while Richard and Clackie were arguing over what to do with Bing, Fig tries to steal a lick. Only for the golem to suddenly spring up and run into the forest.
So taht's where the party is going.
>>
>>1109869
chase after him into the forest
>>
>>1109869
follow that blue idiot
>>
>>1109869
follow him before he gets into trouble
>>
>>1109869
Walk as fast a possible towards the forest
>>
>>1109869
Dunno who this Fig wierdo is, but we gotta get our golem-licking on.
>>
>>1109876
This, also try to climb on his shoulder
>>
And so the brave adventurers bravely brave the dangers of the forest, bravely.
All this loud noise they're making while running through the woods may attract unwanted attention, or wanted attention, depends
>>
>>1109880
Keep a lookout for bandits
>>
>>1109880
Look for animals to chat with
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>1109880
just fire arrows as soon you notice anything
>>
Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d6)
>>1109882
>>1109884
Each of you, roll 1d6
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>>1109880
keep up with the party, Clackie is the only muscle class here.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1109888
ho shit
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1109888
GREEN JAM
LET'S FUCKING DO THIS
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1109888
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1109888
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>>1109880
sing a bandit-apeasing song
>>
>>1109880
RUN AND JINGLE TUNES
FULL STEAM AHEAD
ADVENTURE! ADVENTURE!
WE"RE GONNA BE LATE
>>
>>1109899
roll bro
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1109888
?
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1109888
Play song of aggression
>>
When I say each of you, I meant the only 2 shmucks I'm replying to.
But anyway, Richard notices 2 bandits. While Fib Smogee couldn't find any animals
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>1109904
HEADSHOT THEIR BALD HEADS WITH ARROWS OF JUSTICE
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>1109904
OH SHIT
AMBUSH THEM
PUT ON OUR MASK AND TRANSFER OUR STRENGTH TO DEX SO WE CAN PIERCE THESE BANDITS WITH OUR ARROWS
>>
>>1109904
wise orc once said
"when op says roll, roll, it might be to kill elf."
>>
>>1109910
that too
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1109904
Be sad
>>
>>1109904
What about food? Getting a bit hungry from all this running and-
Oh Gods! Bandits, hide!
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1109906
>>1109907
First, roll for First attack ambush. REDs roll 1d6
Note that no matter who's attacking who, all succesful attacks result in the loss of 1 HP for the victim
>>1109910
You don't have that yet
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1109918
FUCK THIS NIGGA UP
>>
>>1109918
[battle bgm plays]
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1109918
ez
>>
Looks like this is gonna be good.
Bing sings a song to to buff his allies
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1109918
Rolling ti play Song Of "Fuck That Nigga Up" to bolster my comrades!
>>
Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d6)
>>1109920
>>1109923
REDs, roll 1d6
You get a +5 bonus (because your STR+DEX = 5)
Bandits get a +2 bonus each (because they're 2 of them with 2 dex each)
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1109927
bandits are bitches
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1109927
rip in piece, bandits
no one will forgive mistakes of your youth
>>
>>1109928
Hot damn two 6s in a row
>>
>>1109930
shit
that's a tied roll with 1+5 versus 4+2
oh man
>>
>>1109932
It's a dice god way of saying hi
>>
>>1109932
isnt it your highest roll of you two and then you bonuses?
that makes you 11
>>
>>1109932
It's okay, like civ thing, the highest roll of a team gets picked. The bandits get 2 rolls because they're two of them, physically.
Anyway, each of the bandits lost 1 HP, now each only has, well 1HP left
Now full party combat begins. Since you managed to surprise them, your party attacks first
Who's up front?
>>
>>1109936
Hide behind Bing since he has the most HP
>>
>>1109936
blue and yellow
red providing artillery support from the rear
green keeps smoking weed
>>
>>1109936
Monk and tincan are frontline even though tincan cant into melee
>>
>>1109936
I guess Clackie and Bing up front
First attack would go who is the fastest though right?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1109936
Hide somewhere while healing or something
>>
>>1109105
>Too late for joining teams
fuck. Who's open?
>>
>>1109944
>Hiding.
ya wuss
>>
>>1109943
Yes, and guess who's it is in this case.
It's you, the yellows
Your options:
- Punch (STR)
- Kick (DEX)
- Say some zen mumbo jumbo (buff)
>>1109946
Everyone
>>
>>1109946
Blue is a golem bard, they're usually the slowest
>>
>>1109950
let's start off on a good note
Punch
>>
>>1109952
you cool with that yellow orc?
>>
>>1109953
Yeh
>>
>>1109952
An who're you gonna punch? Bandit 1 or Bandit 2?
>>
>>
>>1109950
Buff team mates with song: when it is our turn.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1109956
Power chord both of em at the same time when my turn comes up, if theyre both still stand. Otherwise if there's only one, gently pap him to death with my hat.
>>
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>>1109957
>>1109958
Alright then, now Yellows. Roll 1d6
You have a bonus of +3
While the bandit has +1
Some higher end enemies have the passive ability to add their higher stats to their lower ones to compensate. But since these are lowly bandits, they don't have such a skill
>>
>>1109959
Actually, you take charge for a while, its about damn time i got some backup
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1109962
Let's go boi.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1109962
good tutorial battle
>>
>>1109962
isn't it better for everyone to assign their actions at start of their turn then roll, otherwise battles will take forever
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1109962
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1109962
Oh forgot to roll
>>
>>1109965
And so BANDIT 1 is slain, let us take a short moment to honor his memory
>>1109967
We're in Tutorial land here boi, everything will take forever and you'll like it
>>
>>1109972
Yeh
>>
>>1109972
So merciful. Giving us a tutorial so we dont get fucked later
>>
>>1109972
we should have some kind of guide avatar with the party then, Op can that avatar be you?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>1109972
Aint turn based combat a bitch, now it's the bandit 2s turn
Dude has no ranged capabilities to he can only attack the two in the front so now he must roll a d2
1 - Orc
2 - golem
>>
>>1109976
Help me find some mushrooms, or certain berries, you can see our little flying fairy of instruction too.
>>
>>
>>1109972
>We're in Tutorial land here boi, everything will take forever and you'll like it
needs more "did you know" popups
>>
>>1109977
Oh noes, golem bro, defend!
>>
>>1109980
did you know gaming animes!?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1109979
AND NOW, BLUEs roll 1d6 because the bandits gonna shank you (DEX)
You get a +1
Bandit gets a +2
>>
>>1109983
blue, you dumbass nigs
hurry up
do a lute parry
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1109983
>>
what's the rule on criticals here?
>>
>>1109987
Top shit
>>
>>1109990
Btw I know the id change is cancer, but im phoneposting so i cant help it
>>
>>1109991
same herror just don't mention it
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1109987
And so the bandit managed the almost impossible.
Missing a bigass golem standing still.
Now it's Richard's turn
REDs roll 1d6 to shoot an arrow because that's the only thing you can do for now
You get a +3 bonus
He gets a +2
It's a DEX fight
>>1109988
There are no criticals, just -1 HP again and again
>>1109991
It's good that you admit this, I appreciate honesty from anonymous posters on a ancient sumerian basket weaving forum
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1109993
SHOOT HIM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1109993
praise dice god
>>
>>1109996
VICTORY
-insert victory fanfare here-
>>
>>1109996
3gud5u. Classic human rolls inbound.
>>
>>1109998
loot them
>>
>>1109998
aw shit nigga
level up and loot them
>>
>>1109999
always can switch to rocks too
but we do need an arrow meteor summon spell now
>>
>>1109998
Do a sweet lute solo
>>
>>1109998
check loot
>>
>>1109998
The party gains:
- 3 gold
- 2 shitty bandit knives that won't add any bonus if equipped. But can be sold to a junk vendor for 1 coin each.
>>
>>1110005
yaaay
no back on the road to the tomb
>>
>>1110005
Looks good
let's keep moving through this forest
>>
>>1110005
Dibs on a shrub-pruning knife?
>>
>>1110005
We could forge a new shortsword for ranger boi, that junk should melt in a campfire.
>>
>>1110008
We need some defense
>>
>>1110008
Fib Smogee equipped one of the knives. It won't give him any combat bonus but at least he has something to fight back with.
And to cut weed.
>>
Nice. We won. Sorry. Was driving.
>>
>>1110012
Neat. Let's track down the bandits and try to find their camp.
>>
>>1110015
we are going to a lair bandits maybe held up there already
>>
>>1110015
Agreed
>>
>>1110015
Clackie Chan suggests tracking down the bandits to their camp as a detour from the search for the ancient tomb
How do the others respond?
>>
>>1110020
We agree
Killing bandits is fun and our job as adventurers
>>
>>1110020
Agree.
>>
>>1110020
Like someone would listen to a simple goblin... *thinking about animal friends*
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>1110020
GRIND IS FUN
agree
>>
>>1110020
That is an awfully scary plan.
>>
>>1110024
Gobbo why don't you turn into a bird and scout the camp?
>>
>>1110027
Because I'm saving that for when I have to flee certain death?
>>
>>1110024
>>1110026
Looks like somebody's having doubts.
And thinking about animals
>>
>>1110029
call the gobbo a wuss
>>
>>1110028
is this DnD rules or Final Fantasy Rules in terms of spells? What are your spells either way.
>>
>>1110029
toss gobo into the sky
"learn by doing!"
>>
>>1110032
Supporting
Get off your ads manlet.
>>
>>1110033
>ads
That's exactly what I meant
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>1110032
that
launch him with a smile
>>
>>1110031
Fib Smogee spells:
- Morph: + into a tiny bird
+ into a tiny mouse
+ into a bear
- Heal
- Blaze it
>>
All in favor of letting Clackie Chan do this >>1110032 say "Aye"
>>
>>1110038
Ok yeah lets just toss Gobbo into the bandit camp
>>
>>1110041
aye
unless the gobbo agrees to the plan
>>
>>1110042
>mfw gobbo has 1 hp
>>
>>1110041
Aye
with a smile
>>
>>
>>1110041
Please no. I'll walk. Terrorists.
>>
>>1110047
Seems the goblin doesn't agree with the "plan", gentlemen
>>
>>1110041
Aye
>>
>>1110049
it's a team effort
have dick, bingie and clackie throw the gobbo
>>
>>1110049
Well he's outvoted, so do it anyways
>>
>>1110051
Bing agrees
>>
>>1110049
Turn into a bird and scout the bloody camp you chode.
>>
>>1110051
Commencing launch sequence
>>
>>1110058
CALCULATING TRAJECTORY
WIND SPEEDS NOMINAL
READY, GOBBO?
THROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>
>>1110058
WITH THE POWER OF OUR ANCESTORS, PRECISE LAUNCH GO
>>
>>1110058
We sing "we are the champions" as we toss him
>>
>>1110061
you should have queen on your haRd drive
>>
>>1110058
Remember to adjust for wind.
Don't forget to Change into a bird gobbo.
>>
>>1110062
I would like this very much
>>
>>1110058
Turn into bird
>>
>>1110065
Good choice
>>
>>1110066
Try shooting an arrow at him so he flies faster
>>
>>1110066
Now scout the camp gobbo, tell us what you know of the forrest.
>>
>>1110066
wise orc once said
"druid who turn into bird, will go far, because you know.... he's a bird."
"and kill elf, ect. ect."
>>
>>
>>1110066
Play the song of scouts!
A huntin' we will go...
Our golem is just a cleverly dressed jukebox
>>
>>1110067
RICHARD IS ATTEMPTING TO SHOOT AT FIB
HOW WILL FIB RESPOND:
- Dodge arrow and fly faster
- Dodge arrow and poop on Richard
>>
>>1110073
BETTER DODGE BIRDBOY
OR THE SECOND ARROW IS COMING STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR BEAK
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1110073
it's just a prank, bro
>>
>>1110073
Well?
>>
>>1110077
uh
it's just a prank bro
don't actually fire at him cause he's unresponsive
>>
>>1110077
We are so happy togeeetheeeeer bababaa~~~
>>
>>1110077
Does.... does he just fall out of the sky?
>>
>>1110077
Poop on him!!!
>>
>>1110081
Now Reds and Greens, roll 1d6 to clash DEX
Reds get a +3
Greens get a +4 thanks to bird form
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1110083
FUCK YOU BIRD
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A FLOCK OF FEATHERS
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1110083
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1110083
Dice god we need to protect our smile
>>
>>1110085
Where is the other green at :(
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1110083
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>>1110090
Heh...
>>
It isn't looking good for the manlet, folks. Will some unknown saviour appear in time to save his anus?!
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1110083
This was a bad idea.
Shitty even.
>>
I feel bad for manlets, it's true that dragons are too soft.
>>
>>1110093
step between them
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1110093
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>>1110095
Well now the tables have turned
4+3 vs 5+4. Now it aint looking good for the human
>>
>>1110102
Bing sings the song of diarhea
>>
>>1110102
Oh the humanity!
>>
>>1110102
HOLD ON OP, LET US PUT ON OUR MASK
>>
>>1110102
How about we orcs tell these fools to stop fucking around
>>
>>1110102
meditate for this may take a while
>>
>>
>>1110106
this is apart of adventure my brorc. It has twists and turns and poop.
>>
>>1110108
our smile will be protected, by the dick
live by the dick, die by the dick
>>
THE MASK GIVES RICHARD A +1 TO DEX
NOW THE BONUS ARE THE SAME, BOTH REDS AND GREENS ROLL 1d6, NO BONUSES BECAUSE THEY CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT
>>
>>1110109
So kinda like intestines
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1110111
OH FUCK
DAMN SON
LIVE BY THE DICK
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1110111
Rolling rolling rolling
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1110111
This hardly seems safe, but Bird is the Word.
>>
>>1110113
OH FUCK GREEN'S FUCKED.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1110111
Ugh...
>>
>>1110112
indeed.
Hey Blues can you play some meditation gong chant or something?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1110111
Bing poop song intensifies. Aid gobbo
>>
>>1110121
WHAT'S THIS?! SUDDENLY BING BINGIE JUMPS IN TO AID THE GOBLIN! HE AIMS TO BUFF UP THE BIRD
Blues, roll 1d6 to see how much you buff the bird
>>
>>1110122
FUCK
CLACKIE, YELLOW, SUPPORT US
WE NEED THIS
>>
>>1110123
Do we silence our robot friend to give the two a fairish fight, orcs?
>>
>>1110123
I'mma bout to slap a Hummie if I don't find some inner peace up in this forest!
>>
I wonder if anyone actually believed that it'll be a coop experience
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1110122
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>>1110124
I say make it worse for reds, we need to get moving and shooting our druid is slowing this adventure down to a crawl.
>>
>>1110126
I just wanted to have fun and this is pretty fun, I'm not gonna lie
>>
>>1110127
hats were a mistake
>>
>>1110127
YE GODS! THIS MEANS THE REDs 6 must contend with a 3+6!
>>1110126
It's a Coop, not Co-op experience
>>
>>1110128
Yes, and reds are racist against orcs anyway, fuck them
>>
>>1110131
it's just a prank bro
>>
>>1110131
two versus one is unfair.
can we quickly shoot hat off blue to distract him from giving a bonus to green?
>>
>>1110131
Eeeeeeeeey diarhea Raaaaaagh!
>>
>>1110136
No, because I already gave you an extra turn with putting your penis on. In turn the bird gains an extra helping hand
>>
>>1110131
OH GOD SING A PEACE SONG
>>
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1110140
fine then
draw your poop
>>
AND NOW
Reds roll a 1d4 to see where the poop lands
4 - your head
3 - your mouth
2 - your eyes
1 - your entire face including your eyes, ears, nose and mouth
Also, music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y
>>
>>
>>1110131
The fabled brown-note? A golem of true sonic prowess!
>>
Rolled 4 (1d4)
>>1110145
DICKS
>>
Rolled 2 (1d4)
>>1110145
how you'll choose roll?
which one?
>>
>>1110148
Alright, not bad, just wash off your hood.
>>
>>1110147
not only that, he was able to send it to the Bird with out the rest of us shirting ourselves. Most impressive.
>>
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL
A SHITHEAD
[rimshot]
>>
>>1110153
now how's about the bandit location Greens?
>>
>>1110153
alright, enough messing around
let the gobbo scout the bandit camp
>>
>>1110153
wipe it off with blue's hat
>>
>>1110153
Well this was resolved amicably.
>>
AND NOW,
Greens, you go scout fo shit
>>
>>1110157
indeed, while we wait for the greens, I say we sing a song about Richard the shithead.
>>
>>1110159
Yes. For shit.
Bandit camp, tomb, interesting edibles, friendly animals.
>>
>>1110160
Nah, instead let's prepare an ambush spot, several mabye. With snares and shiet.
>>
>>1110162
we gotta know where the camp is first before we can ambush, right?
>>
>>1110161
roll 1d5 to see what you find
1 - some random animals
2 - broken down cart with (perhaps) some loot inside
3 - bandit camp
4 - some food
5 - the tomb itself
>>
Rolled 5 (1d5)
>>1110165
>>
Someone recap what's happened.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d5)
>>1110165
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>>1110166
ain't that some shit
>>
>>1110164
We can lead them into the trap though. If Gobbo is a bear, fucks with them a bit and they track him back to his 'lair' then we fuck em up bad.
>>
>>1110168
Killed 2 bandits.
Red was a dick and got shat on for it
Green bird scouts for more bandits
>>
>>1110168
we are on our way to raid a tomb, going through a bandit forest, and killed two bandits, threw the gobo into the sKY to scout in bird form, now we wait.
>>
>>1110172
550 posts well spent
>>
>>1110171
Gobbo used up his animal form for the day.
>>
>>1110174
>550 posts
>barely past the tutorial level
It'll probably hopefully go faster as time goes on
>>
>>1110166
Well now, Fib Smogee found the tomb, hidden in the middle of the forest.
>>1110175
Also, this. NOw he either stays as the bird for the whole day or turn back into the goblin and relegate himself to healer duties
>>
>>1110177
Seriously, we better get two threads in one day.
>>
>>1110177
On a dead board? Not likely
>>
>>1110177
character creation always takes up most of the time.
>>
>>1110179
Ayyyy
let's explore
>>
>>1110179
orcs I say we head toward the tomb, maybe find the bandit camp along the way.
>>
>>1110179
Stay bird until something special happends
>>
>>1110179
Fly a little closer. Flee at the first sign of movement.
>>
>>1110184
Yeah, preferably we hit the camp first for sweet xp, loot and to help travelers in the forest.
>>
>>1110179
Right, now Greens. What do you do now?
- Fly closer to tomb
- Fly back to party
- Scout one more time
>>
>>1110189
Fly closer
>>
>>1110187
shit forgot to tag my name again
>>
>>1110191
>>1110192
Flying closer
Roll 1d6
>3 : Nothing bad happens
<3: something bad appears
1: something bad happens
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1110195
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1110195
Oh no.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1110195
>Gobbo
>Smoking weed
He is obviously an elf in disguise.
Joining as greens
>>
>>1110198
Hehe
>>
>>1110196
Oh good the tomb seems to be deserted
At least on the surface
>>
>>1110198
wise orc once said,
"desguises are just security for the insecure, or its probably just an elf, so kill elf."
>>
>>1110198
Fib doesn't tell lies! What would give you that idea?
>>
>>
>>1110200
when Fib gets back head towards tomb
>>
>>1110200
Oi what about the bandits?
>>
>>1110203
wise orc once said,
"a wise elf is a dead elf, only wise up after been dead."
>>
>>1110205
Nope, no bandit camps, searched high and low. Well, high, anyway. Zero campsites full of dangerous and frightening ruffians.
>>
Fib flies back to camp to relay the tomb's location
Clackie half wants to go there right away, half wants to pursue the bandits
>>1110202
His underwear has "I am a liar" on the front and "yeah it's true" on the back
>>
>>1110206
Wise elf once said:
"Except we live thousands of years and you don't mate, lol."
>>
>>1110209
I bet the back has a large hole in the back that dots the "i".
>>
>>1110209
Let's go to the tomb
>>
>>1110210
Wiser Orc also said,
"only pussy elves live long, since they hide in forest or are the women for orc harem."
>>
>>1110209
I say we go to the tomb
>>
>>1110211
>>1110212
>>1110214
Fib and Richard seems to agree to go to the tomb
Bing Bingie is silent
Clackie thinks about goblin underwear and goblin butts
>>1110213
Wise hobo once said
"Those weren't elf women"
>>
>>1110215
oh, clean the shit off of our hood too or take it off completely
>>
>>1110213
Still the same wise elf once said:
"Those weren't women, bro. You gay now."
>>
>>1110215
wise orc once said
"is there really any difference?"
Then another wise orc said,
"yes, and it's gay."
>>
>>1110215
Land on the golem. Give it a little lick.
>>
>>1110181
you completely misunderstood what faster means.
if the board was dedder, the game would be faster in this way, as less people would tear in all directions.
As there are so many (over 500, as the post noted) posts, nothing is getting accomplished.
>>
To prepare, Richard cleans his hood while Fib..licks Bing
Clackie still thinking about gay stuff
>>
>>1110225
be on the look out for bandits, never know where they might spring up.
>>
I feel like this format is a mess. Threads are a lot funnier when it's just a single character we all fight over.
>>
>>1110225
Whisper tenderly into his ear "you taste like home."
Then shit on his shoulder.
>>
>>1110225
Look for birds to have sex with
>>
>>1110227
were you apart of civ game?
>>
>>1110225
Gaaaaaaaaaay
>>
>>
>>1110227
This is still tutorial-land.
Things are probably going to get more organized and fun once we get the game rolling and party members start fighting against eachother
>>
>>1110228
There will be no shitting on the golem. He knows the fabled brown note. Fear him.
>>
>>1110225
Swat the bird off our shoulder
>>
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>>1110232
ok, because this happend, it is slow at first but gets pretty funny later on.
>>
>>1110238
Why did it turn into one punch man?
>>
>>
>>1110225
Shaking himself out of his gay thoughts, Clackie went and search for bandits.
Roll 1d6
From 5 onwards: no bandits, the way is safe
Less than 5: bandits
Fib is now struggling with himself on waht to do
Bing swats Fib off his shoulder
Richard calls them gay
>>
>>1110238
Good thing the updates are fast. Too bad for the shitposting
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1110241
>>
>>1110239
Because 4chan is full of weeaboos
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1110241
Pls low rolls let's kill some scum
>>
>>1110239
because one of us rolled a nat 100. Also knocked out the hero elf in the process.
>>
>>1110245
Shiiiiiiieeet
>>
>>1110244
Well I mean I derailed a thread completely by making us go to gamestop which ultimately led to use getting ass raped and killing ourselves so I suppose that could happen too.
>>
>>1110245
CONGRATS BUDDY! THERE WERE NO BANDITS! YOU'RE SAFE! THE WAY IS CLEAR!
>>
>>1110240
Small birds only. I'm aiming for sparrow.
>>
>>1110246
That happened later actually, when some manlet fag suggested that orcs would cause a tree to fall on our hero by training their spirit punches.
Much salt was spilled.
>>
>>1110249
Let's go to the Tomb
>>
>>1110249
[EXTREMELY LOUD ROBOT SOUNDS]
>>
>>1110251
oh my bad. All and all though the civ was a mix. I know I was acting like a bitch
>>
>>1110252
>>1110254
I take that as a Yes
>>
>>1110258
we at the tomb op? my feet hurt.
>>
>>1110258
PROCEED TO BLUE
>>
>>1110258
[ROBOT SOUNDS GROW IN VOLUME]
>>
>>1110258
Oh my darlin'
Oh my darlin'
Oh my daaaaarlin' Clementine
(Blue moves onward)
>>
AND SO THE PARTY ARRIVES AT THE (probably) ABANDONED ANCIENT TOMB WITH (possible) PHAT LOOT
While Bing sings increasingly loud tunes mixed in with robot noises
How do you proceed?
>>
>>1110269
We take the lead so we can scout it out
>>
>>1110269
Bing increases volume to draw out the residents of tomb
>>
>>1110269
Flutter up to the eyehole of that charming face over the door.
>>
>>1110269
We use our bird form to fly as close to the ceiling as possible and scout ahead
>>
>>1110269
[CONCERNED ROBOT NOISES]
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>1110269
>Eyes light up
>*music plays in full max volume*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
>>
>>1110269
I guess we yellows back up the reds
>>
>>1110269
shoot some arrows in eyesockets of the skull
>>
>>
>>1110277
better do it before our heal Flys in there
>>
Right, so Richard runs in first to scout, Clackie follows to cover his back. Fib flies into the eyhole towards the ceiling. Bing stands outside increases his volume.
Oh and midway Richard thinks about shooting an arrow up to the eyehole where Fib is
>>
>>1110282
Light up a torch so we can see in the tomb.
>>
>>1110282
Bing now enters and explores. Volume does not decrease.
>>
>>1110282
enchance dex via mask
>>
>>1110282
use orc fu sense to assess our surroundings.
>>
>>1110284
also our eyes light up, illuminating the way. If they can.
>>
>>1110283
Good thing all ancient tombs have convenient torches laying around. If you can find them in this darkness. Richard puts on his dick mask too.
Roll 1d6, REDs
4-6: grab a torch
3: grab nothing
2: accidentally grab a penis
1: accidentally grab Clackie's penis
>>1110284
Bing enters too, volume does not decrease
>>1110288
Clackie tries to use his Orc-fu sense, unaware of the possible penis grabbing incoming
>>
>>1110289
yellow Hitler or Yellow Orc you still here?
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1110290
LIVE BY THE DICK
DIE BY THE DICK
>>
>>1110290
So.... can we not light up our eyes? Try to make our eyes light up thru sheer force.
>>
>>1110295
or try sonar with your bard skillz + golem skillz
>>
>>1110290
Turn on headlights.
>>
>>1110292
>>1110295
Double the lights
>>
>>1110298
oh neat
pull out our shortsword too so we're prepared
call in the gobbo too so we have the full party while exploring
>>
>>1110298
LIGHT EVERYTHING
FIND HIDDEN ENTRANCE
>>
>>1110298
play a song related to speluning
>>
>>1110298
Explore the ceilings
>>
>>1110298
roll around doing kung fu poses to make it seem like Clackie is contributing.
>>
>>1110304
fuck
>>
Richard pulls out his shortsword and called out for Fib to come down while he's trying to find a hidden entrance.
Bing plays a song related to spleluning, Spelunking's retarded cousin
Clackie does kung fu poses to seem importaant
Fib ignores Richard to continue exploring the ceiling, and finds...something
>>
>>1110305
oh, I finally see you
>>
>>1110308
Press it.
With our bird dong.
>>
>>1110308
This button is very clearly labeled. Do not press.
Let the human do it instead.
>>
>>1110308
Begin treasure seek protocols
>>
>>
>>1110313
The human can't get there, though.
We should press it
>>
>>1110313
>>1110317
[internal conflict intensifies]
>>
>>1110320
while they contemplate what can we find on the ground?
>>
>>1110321
we don't wanna get pooped on again
you press it
>>
>>1110320
It says do not press! Shooting it is the only logical way to activate it without pressing it.
Unless...pull it?
>>
>>
>>1110322
Oh shit, a bug
>>
>>1110325
Or maybe we should twist it?
>>
>>1110326
don't take my zen matra seriously, I've been doing it before you showed up, nothing against you personally.
>>
>>1110327
Dinner!
>>
>>1110327
hello little bug, can you tell me if there are monsters abound?
>>
>>1110327
okay, we'll shoot it
you pussy ass gobbo bird
>>
>>1110329
>matra
mantra*
>>
>>1110331
>>1110332
>>1110333
Richard readies his bow
>>
>>1110335
fira
>>
>>1110335
okay, shoot now
>>
>>1110335
Oh Fib, you make the circle of life so fragile.
>>
>>1110329
I know man, it's just friendly banter.
>>
>>1110339
ok, thought you were actually getting offended for a second.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1110336
>>1110337
>>1110338
While Clackie waxes poetry to Fib, Richard fires
Roll 1d6
REDs get a +4
Button gets a +0 because it's a fucking button
Bing still singing nonstop
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1110341
THE ARROW IS SIMPLY AN EXTENSION OF THE DICK
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1110341
come on dice god
>>
>>1110343
Words of wisdom right here.
>>
>>1110343
click
>>
>>1110347
QUICK LOOK FOR ANY MOVEMENTS IN THE TOMB
>>
>>1110347
roll around more frantically and kungfu stances!
>>
>>1110347
Look around to see what happened when the button was pushed
>>
>>1110347
Play a ballad of truth and ask if anyone's there.
>>
>>1110348
>>1110349
>>1110350
>>1110351
All of this happens as the tomb shakes
>>
>>1110352
OH SHIT
>>
>>1110352
Shiiiiiiiiit.
Guess it's time to use our emergency weed.
We hide it in our nose, so it's still warm.
>>
>>1110352
Take flight, dodge falling debris.
>>
>>1110352
What kind of songs do we now? Just in preparation.
>>
>>1110356
All of them. We are a juke box
>>
>>1110352
WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
CANT WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
SAVE MAAAAAY
>>
>>1110356
Yeah I need to know.
>>
SUDDENLY, a hidden door opens up, leading downwards.
Fib flies around dodging immaginary debris, thanks to the weed hidden in his nose
>>
>>1110360
oh neat
let's explore
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1110360
Bingie! Roll out!
>>
>>1110360
dive into it
>>
>>1110360
let's play a tune to buff everyone's perception before venturing forth.
>>
>>1110360
Go into the door
>>
>>1110360
Tell us our songs faggot
>>
>>1110360
Follow along after everyone else.
>>
>>1110367
Vanilla Ice's complete discography
>>
>>1110369
So basically we have unlimited power guys
>>
AND SO THE PARTY HEADS INTO THE HIDDEN STAIRWAY AND ENCOUNTER...A MANDATORY BATTLE!
NOW
You must choose among you ONE player to roll. So that you can have a scapegoat.
>>
>>1110371
the one with the most players
so green
>>
>>1110371
I guess I'm the only one so I'll be the guy.
>>
>>1110371
Blues should go, we can turn an entire continent into ice.
>>
>>1110371
I say green rolls first
>>
>>1110373
Actually, i think blue has more players.
>>
>>1110378
Oh I thought it was choose one player for each character
>>
GREENS LEAD WITH 2 votes
>>
>>1110371
>One Player
Yeah, let the business orc do it.
>>
>>1110380
Oh that is what we're doing
>>
Lets do this!
>>
>>1110382
No don't let me do it I'm actually driving
>>
>>1110381
RED
IS
BRAVE
>>
>>1110380
No, i think it's "choose 1 character and all its players roll".
I think.
So blue would be best, since they got 4 players.
>>
REMEMBER, this ONE SINGLE player, chosen from 4 TEAMS will be responsible for the ENCOUNTER DIFFICULTY
AS IN, ONLY ONE GUY.
>>
>>1110387
Well if you want us to do again we are idiots
>>
>>
>>1110388
Humans have a full right to fuck it up
>>
>>1110388
Okay
>>
>>1110392
Yeah I vote humans
>>
>>1110388
Couldn't you just roll yourself, OP?
>>
>>1110396
No we don't want that to happen
>>
>>1110388
HOLD ON
LET ME DO IT
THE DICK IS WITH ME
>>
>>1110396
But that means I get the blame
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1110400
You know what? You all threw me at the sky.
>>
>>1110401
My idea
>>
>>1110400
Oh come on, we don't even blame you when you have us try to roll higher than 500 on a d100
Who are we kidding, really?
>>
Anyway, hoomuns seem to get more votes
>>
>>1110405
Humans.
>>
>>1110405
WE'LL DO IT
>>
>>1110408
THEM
>>
>>1110408
Then choose one player
>>
>>1110408
WE'LL FUCK EVERYTHING UP FOR HILARIOUS FACTORS
DON'T YOU WORRY
>>
>>1110408
>>1110411
ARE YOU SURE? IS RED KNIGHT STEPPING UP TO THE PLATE?!
>>
>>1110414
yeah dude
the dick is with me
>>
>>
>>1110415
HIM
>>
>>1110415
Very well, RICHARD scouts ahead, and triggers the encounter with:
roll 1d6
6: 4 bandits
5: 8 bandits
4: 2 elite bandits
3: 4 elite bandits
2: tomb guardian
1: Assrape Machine MK5000 Deluxe
>>
>>1110414
Now i wanna see everyones head voices.
Except that guy named Blue.
How boring.
At least call yourself Blues Clues or something
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1110419
LIVE BY THE DICK
DIE BY THE DICK
>>
>>1110420
Fine
>>
>>1110421
>Tomb Guardians
This means that we're near the Tomb right?
>>
>>1110421
At least we'll get some sweet loot
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1110419
I forgot can I roll or not
>>
>>1110421
Richard awakens the Tomb Guardian. The Guardian of this Tomb. Which has a Guardian in it. Which is this thing, the Tomb Guardian.
>>
>>1110427
No just knight
>>
>>1110429
Reason with it
>>
>>1110429
oh shit
OH SHIT
HELP US OUT
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>1110429
Play boss battle music.
Anyone got a gundam track handy?
>>
>>1110431
It's got red eyes, man.
Red=danger.
We gotta put it down.
>>
>>1110434
Play megalovania
>>
>>
>>1110435
Give me love to with hearts inside
>>
>>1110429
[Robot Sounds]
AYO WASSAP COUSIN! HOW YOU DOING!
>>
>>1110435
But Fib's eyes are red all the time?
We should just blaze it with him.
>>
>>1110439
this too.
>>
>>1110433
calm down and shoot arrows
>>
Shit ok I'm here, let's orc-fu it up
>>
TOMB GUARDIAN ignores BING BINGIE's ROBOT SOUNDS, as it is currently concerned with SMASHING RICHARD's FACE IN because that's who woke it up
NOW, tries for the AMBUSH ATTACK? (aka the free first attack that allows you to plus your DEX with STR)
Oh and the TOMB GUARDIAN has the ability to replace his DEX rolls with STR instead.
But his base DEX means he'll be the last to take an action each turn, so there's that going for ya
>>
>>1110444
Damn time but I'm almost home so whatever
>>
>>1110445
Shit, he has 6 health
WE GO FOR THE AMBUSH ROLL BECAUSE IT'S A FREE ATTACK
>>
>>1110445
Play megalovania, boss battle music boosts party morale giving a bonus to roles
>>
>>1110445
Alright, orc bro should scale the walls real quick for an Ariel attack.
>>
>>1110448
As always, roll 1d6 to see if you can catch it by surprise
>>
>>1110436
Are you a golem or a bitch?
>>
>>1110445
try to tune your sound frequency to match the tomb guardian's.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1110452
>>
>>1110452
Do what I said you faggot
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1110452
LIVE BY THE DICK
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1110452
Whoops, forgot roll
>>
>>1110445
We gotta smash against it's eye or something.
There's not much we can do as a bird
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1110452
>>
>>1110456
>What is turn order
We're a golem you idiot, we go last. Right before the boss anyway.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1110452
BLAZING SNEAK-ATTACK!
>>
>>1110461
Wait so what are we going to do when it's our turn
>>
>>1110459
We just sit back and heal whoever it punches.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1110457
>>1110458
Welp, ambush succesful. REDs, roll 1d6
You get a +5 bonus
It gets a +5 bonus
>>
>>1110464
Play a tune that'll make us go up the turn order.
>>
>>1110465
Nah bruh, fly around its head and fuck with its eyes
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1110466
shit, same bonus
DIE BY THE DICK
>>
>>1110465
can you heal in bird form?
>>
>>1110468
And get my tiny little bird-bones shattered into tiny little fragments? Be happy I'm not fleeing in terror already.
>>
>>1110468
ok YH, we have 3 options
punch
kick
and zen mantra buff.
I suggest we do zen mantra buff our first turn.
>>
>>1110473
Or we can run up the wall and Arial attack the head.
>>
>>1110474
can't really do that because we don't know that move yet. all we know is punch and kick and zen mumbo jumbo.
>>
>>1110477
That's cancer, I thought battles would be more freeform but whateva. Let's Zen boost.
>>
>>1110469
It failed. Moving into regular battle with same formation as before.
Since it's gonna go last. TEAMS, decide among yourselves what you're gonna do this turn, then recap back to me. We will then do the rolls character by character.
The order goes:
Clackie -> Richard -> Fib -> Bing ->Tomb Guardian
Skillz:
Clackie:
- Punch (Use STR)
- Kick (Use DEX)
- Zen Mantra mumbo jumbo (random stat buff)
Richard:
- Shoot arrow (Use DEX)
- Equip penis mask (+1 to DEX)
Fib (bird):
- Peck eyes (use DEX)
- Turn back into Gob Fib (Unlock heal, lose bird ability and power to shape shift again until tomorrow)
Bing:
- Play "Ice Ice baby" (attempt to Freeze Tomb Guardian)
- Play "Ninja Rap" (attempt to cloak party, granting 1 free dodge)
- Play "Jump around" (attempt to raise DEX of one party member)
- Play "Through the fires and flames" (attempt to raise all stats of all members by one and add Fire to their weapons)
>>
>>1110482
Clackie will do Zen Mumbo Jumbo boost
>>
>>1110482
okay, red ranger
let's fucking pelt this guy with arrows
make sure we aim for the eyes
that's our turn, I think
>>
>>1110482
he has shit dex, so I doubt we need mask, so FIRE ALL ARROWS IN GENERAL DIRECTION OF THE ENEMY
>>
>>1110471
I say we peck eyes for this turn, then shapeshift and start healing the next turn.
>>
>>1110484
Supporting
>>
>>1110482
Oh yeah, you know I want that Ice Ice Baby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE
>>
>>
>>1110492
still whole turn doesn't worth all the DEX atm.
FIRE ALL THE ARROWS IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE
>>
>>1110488
We'd fail. Possibly dangerously so. Changing back looks like it'll take a whole turn, so now is probably safest.
>>
>>1110494
This
>>
Like CIV THING, work it out then reply to this RECAP POST
>>
>>1110494
We would probably make it easier for the other guys to hit though.
Yeah whatever, let's switch back.
And try to not waste our shapeshift again like that.
>>
No other blues? I'm gonna go confirm Ice Ice Baby. Unless the other teams have input on what we should doI'm not gonna consider it anyway
>>
>>1110497
WE THE RED TEAM DECIDE WE'RE GONNA SHOOT A FUCK TON OF ARROWS AT THE GUARDIAN
>>
>>1110497
Clackie of the team Yellow will perfom
Zen Boost Mumbo Jumbo
>>
>>1110497
Well, what about you, BLUE and GREEN?
>>
>>1110497
Fib turns back into Manlet mode.
>>
>>1110500
Why Ice Ice?
>>
>>1110508
Well if we freeze him next turn he'll have to break free from it so we can do whatever we want there.
>>
>>
>>1110497
>Like CIV THING
can't we just throw rocks at it
>>
>>1110512
you lack the hats for that
>>
>>1110513
I have a helmet
>>
>>1110502
Supporting
>>
>>1110514
your character I mean
>>
>>1110512
>"Throw rocks"
>*Barb-war flashback*
NEVER AGAIN
>>
>>1110513
Bingie got dis
>>
>>1110512
Were u a barb? I was... good ol' times..
>>
Rolled 1 (1d3)
CLACKIE CHAN starts to spout some zen mumbo jumbo
YELLOWS roll 2d5
First roll is to see if it actually works, second is to see which stat is it that gets buffed
1 - Int
2 - Cha
3 - DEX
4 - STR
5 - END
"When is an elf, a good elf?..." says Clackie
>>
>>
>>1110520
As was I
>>
Rolled 3 (1d5)
>>1110521
"a dead one!"
>>
Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d5)
>>1110521
fucked that up
again
"a dead elf!"
>>
>>1110525
you are up yellow hitler it's up to you
>>
>>
>>1110515
please be there for the rolll
>>
>>1110525
>Buffed charisma
wow, absolutely nothing.
>>
>>1110515
Roll mein!
>>
>>1110534
hitler never around when you need him
>>
>>1110529
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
salt is still there, I see
>>
>>1110540
It never left.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1110525
Clackie now looks slightly handsomer for the duration of this battle. Even though it won't do shit.
Anyway, REDs, roll 1d6
You get a +3
It gets a +5
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1110543
FUCK HERE'S OUR CHANCE
BELIEVE IN THE DICK
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1110543
ARROWS OF JUSTICE
>>
>>1110546
if we had rolled 5 or 6, we would've got it
sheeeeeit
>>
...
thanks dice god.
it's because of our heritage, isn't it?
>>1110547
I doubt there is random human passerby either
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1110545
>>1110546
ktonk ktonk ktonk. Well that did jack shit.
Fib turned back into Goblin form
Now BING BINGIE sings this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE in an attempt to freeze the Tomb Guardian
BLUEs, roll 1d6
You get a +3
It gets a +1
>>
>>1110550
BLUEBOTS
ROLL 4 OR BETTER
PLEASE
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1110550
>>
is that fucking it
blue, roll when you're asked to you fucks
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>1110553
[ROBOT NOISES indicating your rhymes are weak]
Now its gonna Smack somebody, and it's:
1 - Clackie
2 - Bing
>>
>>1110552
Fucking humans jynxing us harmless golems
>>
>>1110561
shit
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
YELLOWS, roll 1d6
Your bonus: 3
Its bonus: 5
>>
>>1110567
Lel no point in even rolling
>>
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
welp >>1110567
>>
fuck I missed the roll. I'll try to be here for the next one, though I'm feeling sleepy
>>
>>1110574
CLACKIE CHAN has 2 HP left.
NEXT TURN: RECAP GOES HERE
Skillz:
Clackie:
- Punch (Use STR)
- Kick (Use DEX)
- Zen Mantra mumbo jumbo (random stat buff) - ON COOLDOWN (2 turns left)
Richard:
- Shoot arrow (Use DEX)
- Equip penis mask (+1 to DEX)
Fib:
- Heal using nature magic (+1 HP to anybody that lost 1 HP)
- Smoke weed
- Escape like a wuss
Bing:
- Play "Ice Ice baby" (attempt to Freeze Tomb Guardian) - ON COOLDOWN (3 turns left)
- Play "Ninja Rap" (attempt to cloak party, granting 1 free dodge)
- Play "Jump around" (attempt to raise DEX of one party member)
- Play "Through the fires and flames" (attempt to raise all stats of all members by one and add Fire to their weapons)
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1110567
Sorry I had something to do
>>
>>1110576
PUUUUUUUNCH
>>
alright
we need to put the dick mask on if we want bonuses
there's no way we can compete with a +5 roll unless we have a +4 roll of our own
can blue play Through Fires and Flames? It's a party wide buff
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>>1110576
so do we equip mask or fire more arrows
>>
I think we should try through the fire and the flames. It's clear we're outstatted here so we need to raise our own stats. Or maybe try Richard's Dex since his is probably the only one that can beat the Guardian's/
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>>1110576
Does heal have a cooldown? If not, heal Clackie.
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>>1110578
where the fuck were you!?
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>>1110583
>Does heal have a cooldown?
Yes, all specials have a cooldown
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>>1110581
*try raising.
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>>1110581
Ninja rap. Help evade
The power boost wont help when the guardian attacks
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>>1110580
there's no way we can do it with our current bonuses
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>>1110584
Doing shit my nigga I can't be a neet 24/7
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>>1110576
we should kick
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>>1110588
No one's at critical health yet. Let's try boosting people up so we can actually hit this thing.
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>>1110589
put on mask then
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>>1110590
I just got back from work man, I still did my part
and we should kick.
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>>1110593
Alright alright. Fine. Boost it.
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>>1110595
wait maybe not
our dex is 2
>>
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>>1110597
Exactly
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>>1110600
ok punch
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>>1110596
now should we use Flames or should we use Jump? I feel like we should use Jump now on Red so that they'll be ready for the next turn.
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>>1110603
Fire and Flames bruh
Dick is a dick
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>>1110585
if it's a special, shouldn't it be +1End, not +1hp? Or, does it hit multiple targets?
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>>1110576
okay, we decide to equip the mask
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>>1110606
END means MAX HP, not CURRENT HP
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>>1110607
and taunt guardian with it
>>
so... are we waiting for the recap post or should we reply to the original post?
>>
Ok which team need more people right now?
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>>1110616
Attempt to freeze
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>>1110609
Yes. That is the point of the question.
Attacks cause 1 point of hp loss, have no cooldown.
Songs and zen raise stats, have cooldown
Heal raises 1 point of lost hp, has cooldown
It just doesn't seem to be balanced?
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>>1110576
We use Through Fire and Flames
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>>1110621
just gonna roll for this then sleep. Sorry blue guys. I have classes in the morning.
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>>1110619
It's only like 1 turn. 'sides, this is Heal level 1. Higher heals heal more HP or gets no cooldown, depends.
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>>1110620
Smack with lute
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>>1110624
Take it up with your team mates
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>>1110621
Should we smack it?
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>>1110624
Me and Blue Bard already decided. You can wait.
>>
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>>1110626
I gave you our recap, OP
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>>1110632
Wait that actually sounds metal
Play the song
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ALRIGHT, RECAPPING THE RECAP:
- Richard becomes a dickhead
- Clackie punches
- Fib heals Clackie
- Bing shreds
Y/N?
>>
>>
>>
>>1110635
Yeah
>>
>>
>>1110635
>- Richard becomes a dickhead
>implying he wasn't before
Y
>>
>>
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
RICHARD equips DICK MASK, bringing his DEX to 4
Clackie tries to punch the Guardian
YELLOWS, roll 1d6
Your bonus: 3
Its bonus: 5
>>
y
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>>1110645
damn son, it's possible this time. Just roll a nat 6
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1110645
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>>1110645
Wait if fire and flames goes off doesn't that mean yellows hands light on fire
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>>1110649
Our turn is last.
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>>1110649
Blue goes last.
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Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1110645
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>>1110653
Nah, it's a magical fire of rock n roll
>>
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>>1110653
Clackie will get hurt. NEXT ROUND They will get fire weapons and boosts.
If we roll well.
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>>1110655
Aight sweet
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>>1110656
jesus, it's like he's doing it on purpose?
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>>1110664
his paintings sucked too
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1110645
Rollan
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>>1110667
wonder if he's too late
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>>1110667
OH SHIT
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>>1110664
serious question
who is worse - Hitler or Barbarians
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>>1110667
If he's too late... oh lawd hahah
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>>1110671
this is a tough question
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>>1110667
>Gassing the jews intensifies.
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>>1110667
Who says he's too late say "Aye"
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>>1110675
Nay
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>>1110675
Nay
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>>1110682
I'm starting to think this Yellow Hitler is Orc Saitama from civ
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>>1110675
Nay
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>>1110684
Yea. Or Barb Sebpai
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>>1110684
No I was draconian hitler silly.
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>>1110675
He's fine. TOMB GUARDIANs aren't Russia
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>>1110688
oh my mistake, which makes a lot more sense since you were barley there during Civ
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>>1110688
Ooooh the guy who faked rolls
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Rolled 3 (1d6)
Since I'm such a nice guy, Clackie succeeds and punched the TOMB GUARDIAN! It now has 5 HP left
Oh and Fib healed Clackie so now he's back to full health with 3 HP
NOW, IT'S TIME TO FOR BING-BINGIE TO BUST OUT A SICK METAL RIFF
Roll 1d6, blues, to attempt to shred like your life depends on it
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1110694
>>
Ok I joined The Green Manling team. It is cool with you guys?
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>>1110695
Not gonna bother
>>
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>>1110694
I think that impact should look yellow, right? I mean go yellow!
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>>1110700
Seeya
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>>1110692
Wut? As in I missed rolls? Yes I've missed plenty of rolls
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Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>1110695
This https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw plays as the whole party recieves a +1 to ALL STATS!
Note: can only be used once per battle.
Now the GUARDIAN ATTACKS AGAIN!
And it's attacking....
1- Clackie
2- Bing
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>>1110697
Just don't get us in over our head. It's a scary world out there.
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>>1110697
It's cool senpai
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1110708
YELLOWS, roll 1d6
YOU get a +4
IT gets a +5
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Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1110712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SobQQWTmfbA
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>>1110714
goddamn it
>>
>>
>>1110648
you still here?
>>
ANY MORE ROLLS, YELLOWS?
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>>1110695
We should smack it
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Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1110712
We will get hit again wont we
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>>1110724
yeah but hey we were close
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>>1110723
No. It will break our lute
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>>1110727
Wat do then
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>>1110724
Yes
Clackie now has 3 out of 4 HP left, woo
NEXT TURN, GO, RECAPS GO HERE:
Skillz:
Richard:
- Shoot arrow (Use DEX)
Clackie:
- Punch (Use STR)
- Kick (Use DEX)
- Zen Mantra mumbo jumbo (random stat buff) - ON COOLDOWN (1 turn left)
Fib:
- Heal using nature magic (+1 HP to anybody that lost 1 HP) - ON COOLDOWN (1 turn left)
- Smoke weed
- Escape like a wuss
Bing:
- Play "Ice Ice baby" (attempt to Freeze Tomb Guardian) - ON COOLDOWN (2 turns left)
- Play "Ninja Rap" (attempt to cloak party, granting 1 free dodge)
- Play "Jump around" (attempt to raise DEX of one party member)
- Play "Through the fires and flames" (attempt to raise all stats of all members by one and add Fire to their weapons) - disabled
CURRENT STATS:
Richard:
HP: 3
STR: 3
DEX: 5
END: 3
INT: 2
CHA: 2
Clackie Chan
HP: 3
STR: 4
DEX: 3
END: 4
INT: 2
CHA: 3
Fib Smogee
HP: 2
STR: 2
INT: 3
DEX: 3
CHA: 3
END: 2
Bing-Bingie
HP: 5
STR: 3
INT: 2
DEX: 2
CHA: 4
END: 5
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>>1110729
Okay, we need to get 5 more attacks in
We'll do another arrow attack this turn, OP.
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>>1110729
shoot arrow in hisknee
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>>1110729
Orc Punch I guess, it's all we're good for
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>>1110729
What kind of weed do we have? And what kind of bonus do we get if we smoke?
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>>1110735
A unwarranted and delusional sense of invincibility and chillness
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>>1110729
Guess it's nose-weed time.
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>>1110729
I guess we raise dex on Clackie so he can actually win a roll
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>>1110737
Ok we smoke 2 weeds at same time.
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>>1110728
Prolly freeze it again.
Or use Jump on the ranger
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>>1110744
No, we need str not dex
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>>1110744
you want that on ranger not Clackie
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>>1110753
our dex is 2, it's a big chance that we could fail
if you put it on ranger then the golem might switch his dex and stg.
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>>1110754
doing so we will be able to hit it every turn either by ranger or by monk
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>>1110754
If it did switch, the ranger alone would still outdex guardian. With a boost it will work
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>>1110751
I second this, maybe he will actually hit
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>>1110729
Okay. So the 100% revision is that Jump will be used to boost Dick
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>>1110757
I'm just saying due to our current rolls it would be safer to cover both ends or at least guarantee a hit
>>
Note that the DEX bonus only applies for 1 attack
After that it needs to be applied again
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>>1110767
Does it have a cooldown
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>>1110767
ah shit
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>>1110768
1 turn, like the goblin's heal
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>>1110771
Do we have any abilities that don't have cooldown
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>>1110772
Smack him with your lute
OR
[Make robot noises] - it doesn't do anything, except make noises
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>>1110773
Does a lute smack have any odds on breaking said lute and preventing any more sweet jams?
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>>1110773
Okay I'm pretty sure it's still unanimous that we boost dex of Dick.
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>>1110775
Yes, totally.
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>>1110779
wel in any case let's make some choices, I'm falling asleep
>>
RECAP OF THE RECAPS
- Dick: discharge
- Clackie: Punch
- Fib: 420blazeitfaggot
- Bing: "Jump around" Dick
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>>1110781
Red shoots arrows, you guys punch, green smokes weed, we boost dicks dex
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>>1110783
Lets get to it
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>>1110783
Yep
We are gonna smoke hard so that we almost thought we were Manling Rider.
>>
READY FOR SHOOTING ARROWS OF JUSTICE
>>
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
REDS, roll 1d6
You get a 5
It gets a 5
You both high 5 eachother
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1110790
dice god is a dick
we are dick brothers
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>>1110790
RIP
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>>1110790
He gets plus 1 from through the Fire OP
>>
>>
>>1110787
>Manling
Your superhero game is weak.
It's Manlet Rider.
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>>1110793
I thought that was just one turn, it's actually 1 attack?
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>>1110796
Sorry my memory is little fuzzy, I have too much stuff in my head.
By the way.... I wondering if we can wildshape something else beside bird... maybe a dire hamster?
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>>1110803
they are like regular hamsters... but dire
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>>1110803
Only a once a day ability. And you can also do bear and other animals
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>>1110802
Does it only last 1 turn? Thought it lasted entire battle, OP isn't specific
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>>1110805
Or a bug, in honor of that one bug loving Green that left
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1110791
It was a draw. Now it's Clackie's turn, YELLOWS roll 1d6
You get +4
It gets +5
>>1110793
The fire is what gives him the +1 to all stats in the first place
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>>1110808
can only use it once per battle he said
>>
>>1110811
So Dick Mask and Fire was added? K.
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>>1110812
Yeah I know that, I was wondering about the duration.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1110811
fuck you dice god
also did golem switch dex and str twice in one turn?
>>
>>1110811
Literally unbeatable again
>>
>>1110812
Considering you JUST GOT BUFFED because we went last, you should still have that buff.
>>
>>1110812
Through the Fire and Flames can only be used once per battle but its buff also lasts the entire battle after its casted
Jump around only lasts for 1 attack but can be cast again
>>
>>1110819
You're rigging these roles
>>
>>1110816
THE TOMB GUARDIAN's passive ability is to use its STR stat for any roll relating to STR or DEX, no matter how many times
>>
>>1110819
now my question is the golem switching his dex with his str with ranger and monk?
>>
>>1110811
Guess I don't need to roll.
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>>1110823
oh, my fault thought it took a turn like our ranger does, but since golem has more rolls I see how it works now
>>
>>
Rolled 2 (1d4)
>>1110816
kerplonk
In other news Fib smoked some weed, it didn't do anything but it made him feel better
Now Bing Binge attempts to play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfblUSCaAQk for Richard to increase his DEX by 1 for 1 attack
BLUEs, roll 1d6
>>
>>
>>1110830
This counts as a zero, yes
>>
>>1110830
Fuck
>>
>>1110829
where are them blues at
>>
>>1110834
What the fuck
>>
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>>1110829
>>1110830
rip
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>>1110838
WHAT THE FUCK.
I nominate yellow tie for the roll since it won't do it for me
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>>1110839
barbaric senpai was a mistake
literally cost us best bonus
>>
>>1110840
are u on mobile? check for capital letters
>>
Bing-Bingie is experiencing some technical difficulties.
>>
>>1110843
I am it just hates me I'm putting exactly roll+1d6
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>>1110842
I did ones roll 99 when we needed it most..
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>>1110847
WE DUNNIT
>>
>>1110845
It's dice+1d6
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>>1110845
dice+1d6 mang. You need to relax.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1110829
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>>1110844
I think Binge-Binge need a weed to make himself feel better.
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>>1110854
God dammit
>>
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>>1110847
aw what, where we're you on my attack 6?! where we're youuuuuuu!?
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>>1110857
hahhah
>>
>>
>>1110861
Whoops, forgot pic
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Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1110861
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>>1110864
yes!
>>
This counts as a zero for BLUEs
>>
>>1110866
everyone is dying
>>
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1110866
Wait
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>>1110864
>>1110870
Luckily the two in front manged to avoid the attack. NEXT TURN RECAP GO
Richard:
- Shoot arrow (Use DEX)
Clackie:
- Punch (Use STR)
- Kick (Use DEX)
- Zen Mantra mumbo jumbo (random stat buff)
Fib:
- Heal using nature magic (+1 HP to anybody that lost 1 HP)
- Smoke weed
- Escape like a wuss
Bing:
- Play "Ice Ice baby" (attempt to Freeze Tomb Guardian) - ON COOLDOWN (1 turns left)
- Play "Ninja Rap" (attempt to cloak party, granting 1 free dodge)
- Play "Jump around" (attempt to raise DEX of one party member) - ON COOLDOWN (1 turns left)
- Play "Through the fires and flames" (attempt to raise all stats of all members by one and add Fire to their weapons) - disabled
CURRENT STATS:
Richard:
HP: 3
STR: 3
DEX: 6
END: 3
INT: 2
CHA: 2
Clackie Chan
HP: 3
STR: 4
DEX: 3
END: 4
INT: 2
CHA: 3
Fib Smogee
HP: 2
STR: 2
INT: 3
DEX: 3
CHA: 3
END: 2
Bing-Bingie
HP: 5
STR: 3
INT: 2
DEX: 2
CHA: 4
END: 5
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>>1110872
zen mumbo jumbo? any one against that?
>>
>>1110872
shoot arrows harder
>>
>>1110872
Ninja rap boy
>>
>>1110872
Heal the orc again
>>
>>1110872
zen mumbo jumbo then
>>
>>1110877
this
>>
>>1110872
Finally time to heal somebody!!!
Heal the orc and give Bing-Bingie a weed to improve his muscial talent..
>>
>>1110881
Our music is fiiiiine
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
I don't see any arguments this turn so let's get it on
REDs, roll 1d6
You get a +6
It gets a +5
>>
>>1110884
nioce
>>
>>1110883
Come on... A little smoke is good fer ya!
>>
>>1110888
[SKEPTICAL ROBOTIC NOISES]
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1110884
finally
>>
>>1110891
[reassuring blazing noises]
Don't worry bro... It's real good shit.
All-natural.
>>
>>1110891
Don't you want to be popular among the golem girls right? Do you real want to feel alive? You have only one life!!!
>>
What did I miss? Was dealing with my job.
>>
>>1110892
4 HP LEFT
Rolled 1 (1d3)
CLACKIE CHAN starts to spout some zen mumbo jumbo
YELLOWS roll 2d5
First roll is to see if it actually works, second is to see which stat is it that gets buffed
1 - Int
2 - Cha
3 - DEX
4 - STR
5 - END
"When is an elf, a good elf?..." says Clackie
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>>1110898
We didn't take damage and I'm being skeptical on weed.
>>
Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d5)
>>1110899
rollan
>>
Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d5)
>>1110899
>>
Rolled 2 (1d3)
>>1110899
Whoops, forgot roll
>>
>>1110901
Can YOU even inhale?
What is inhaling anyway?
>>
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d5)
>>1110899
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>>1110900
Dont smoke. We only have 1 song left and its not stoner related
>>
>>1110908
wow, dice gods say fuck you business orc, fuck you
>>
>>1110909
Yeah, I opted to use our ninja song this turn as well.
>>
>>1110901
I don't have clue about the anatomy of golem but at least we can try to see if it work or not.
Otherwise... more weeds for us!
>>
>>1110911
Awesome
>>
Rolled 3 (1d5)
>>1110902
"....when the elf contributes to society like any worthwhile person would." - Clackie Chan
CLACKIE LOSES THE +1 to his CHA
CLACKIE GAINS +1 to his END
NOW HIS MAX HP is 5 (for this battle)
BUT HIS CURRENT HP IS 4 after being healed by FIB
Now Bing plays NINJA RAP
BLUEs, roll 1d6
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1110916
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1110916
Maybe Clackie won't get hit
>>
>>1110918
AND NOW
EVERYBODY roll 1d4
While BLUE roll 1d6
If anybody gets a roll higher than Blue team, they were too dope to be affected by the ninja rap.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>1110928
LEEEEEEETS ROLLL
>>
Rolled 4 (1d4)
>>1110928
>>
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1110928
This might end badly
>>
Rolled 3 (1d4)
>>1110928
Roll fu!!!
>>
Rolled 2 (1d4)
>>1110928
>>
Rolled 2 (1d4)
>>1110928
yeeeeee
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1110934
EVERYBODY gets a free dodge next time they get hit.
NOW THE TOMB GUARDIAN IS GOING TO USE "SHOCKWAVE", HITTING EVERYBODY!
Everyone roll 1d6
It gets a +5
Richard gets a +3 (because it's a STR roll)
Clackie gets a +4
Bing gets a +3
Fib gets a +2
If you manage to beat this attack, you save your free dodge for another time. If not then you use up your free dodge
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1110941
>>
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>1110941
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1110941
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>1110943
success
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1110941
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1110941
Behold our ninja dodge!!!
>>
Rolled 4 (1d4)
>>1110928
We already the dopest
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1110941
Oh fug.
>>
AND SO
everyobody got hit BUT the orc
hm
But hey, free dodge so no harm done, literally
>>
>>1110955
orc punch
>>
>>1110955
Freeze the fag
>>
Ya know how it goes by now. RECAPS
Richard:
- Shoot arrow (Use DEX)
Clackie:
- Punch (Use STR)
- Kick (Use DEX)
- Zen Mantra mumbo jumbo (random stat buff) - ON COOLDOWN (2 turns left)
Fib:
- Heal using nature magic (+1 HP to anybody that lost 1 HP) - ON COOLDOWN (1 turns left)
- Smoke weed
- Escape like a wuss
Bing:
- Play "Ice Ice baby" (attempt to Freeze Tomb Guardian)
- Play "Ninja Rap" (attempt to cloak party, granting 1 free dodge) - ON COOLDOWN (4 turns left)
- Play "Jump around" (attempt to raise DEX of one party member)
- Play "Through the fires and flames" (attempt to raise all stats of all members by one and add Fire to their weapons) - disabled
CURRENT STATS:
Richard:
HP: 3
STR: 3
DEX: 5
END: 3
INT: 2
CHA: 2
Clackie Chan
HP: 4
STR: 4
DEX: 3
END: 5
INT: 2
CHA: 2
Fib Smogee
HP: 2
STR: 2
INT: 3
DEX: 3
CHA: 3
END: 2
Bing-Bingie
HP: 5
STR: 3
INT: 2
DEX: 2
CHA: 4
END: 5
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>>1110964
Freeze em
>>
>>1110964
shoot some more
also I'm off in like 20 min
can't stick around anymore
needs more reds
where are mycomradesare
>>
>>1110964
what would escape do...?
>>
>>1110967
you'll be labeled as wuss for end of your days, manlet
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>>1110967
Well, it means you escape and leave the others to die (if they lose).
If they don't then they may hunt you down for revenge
>>
>>1110964
Hmmm... while they fight... Can't we take quick look around?
To see if we can find shut down button/lever for Tomb Guardian or something useful?
>>
>>1110970
Yeah, do that and you won't be a wuss
>>
>>1110970
yeah, this
>>
>>1110964
punch
>>
>>1110964
ORAORAORAORA
PUUUUNCH
>>
SO, RECAP:
RED AND YELLOW: Attack some more
GREEN: look for an off switch
BLUE: Ice Ice Baby
>>
>>1110978
yup
>>
>>1110978
Yep look for off switch.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
REDs, roll 1d6
+5 for each participant
>>
>>1110978
Yes
>>
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1110986
pew pew pew
>>
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>1110989
Krack
YELLOWS, ROLL 1d6
You get a +4
It gets a +5
>>
Rolled 4 (1d6)
>>1110991
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>>1110992
fuck
>>
>>1110991
giant robots are OP as they should
I am satisfied with run
>>
>>1110992
Krud
NOW, GREENS TRY TO LOOK FOR AN OFF SWITCH OF SOME KIND
FIRST TIME SEARCH, ROLL 1d6, IT NEEDS TO BE EITHER A 5 OR A 6
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1111000
Weed will guide us!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>1111003
I think we need more weed...
>>
>>1111008
No, no, we gotta stop smoking.
It's not good for the eyesight.
>>
>>1111003
>>1111008
Amazing Job, gentlemen
NOW, BLUEs. roll 1d6
BLUEs, roll 1d6
You get a +4
It gets a +1
>>
>>1111011
Maybe we should shift to other weed that is good for eyes...
>>
>>1111017
What did it roll?
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1111017
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Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1111017
Whoops, forgot muh roll, getting sleepy, it's been 14 hours
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>>1111020
Maybe we should switch to heavier drugs
>>
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>1111023
COMBINE THE ROLLLLLLS
>>
>>1111024
How do you even manage to run this long, man?
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>>1111025
Maybe if we defeat the tomb guardian we can turn it into a giant boing.
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>>1111035
hey I'm right with him I've been up over 20 , I need to beat this fucking robot!
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>>1111024
>>1111023
THE MECHANICAL MOTHERFUCKER IS FROZEN! NOW THE PARTY CAN:
- Escape and leave it there, frozen forever (no EXP gain, but at least it'll make your tomb raiding a bit easier)
- Get 1 free hit in, but it'll break the ice
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>>1111035
Used up all my energy to run for a whole week back in 2013
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>>1111039
Loot and THEN kill it?
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>>1111039
blaze it > ice melts > golem must have some kind of mechanism > ded
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>>1111039
IT WORKED! GOLEM IS BEST! LEAVE IT THERE!
WE'LL KILL IT LATER!
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>>1111039
we could look for that off switch
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>>1111039
Good, we have enough time to find it weakness or switch off.
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>>1111052
He said forever, so we have a while.
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I'll resist the urge to name myself Rhythm and Blues and hop in for Red, if there's no complaints. Can we wait for our skills to be ready then re-initiate combat?
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SO WHO WANTS TO LEAVE IT HERE AND GO DEEP INTO THE TOMB TO GET BETTER LOOT SO YOU CAN COME BACK AND KILL IT, REPLY TO THIS POST WITH A "LEAVE"
THOSE WHO WANTS TO STAY AND KILL IT THROUGH TURNING IT OFF OR ATTACKING IT AGAIN, REPLY TO THIS POST WITH A "FIGHT"
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>>1111062
No faggot we're looting and then fighting
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>>1111063
>FIGHT
We'll just turn it off, nigga
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>>1111063
Leave
if we do we can an easier mobs to kill so we can lvl and fuck him up later.
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>>1111063
LEAVE
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>>1111063
leave
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>>1111063
leave....
>mfw blaze it plan was best plan
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>>1111069
oh, new red.
gl with thread
i'm out
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AND SO THE PARTY LEAVES THE FROZEN AUTOMATON ASSHOLE AND VENTURES FORTH INTO THE TOMB!
ONE MORE ACTION AND THAT'S THE END OF TODAY'S EPISODE
NOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!
EVERYONE Roll 1d3
1 - trap
2 - another enemy encounter
3 - found some loot
The player with the highest last digit in their post number will be picked
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Rolled 2 (1d3)
>>1111080
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Rolled 2 (1d3)
>>1111080
Here's hoping the trap is in waifu form
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>>1111086
jesus my luck is shit.
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Rolled 2 (1d3)
>>1111080
yeeeeeeeeee
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Rolled 3 (1d3)
>>1111080
I hope we find more weed.
Dungeon weed.
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>>1111089
aw common
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>>1111080
what is that question mark on red's wrist?
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>>1111090
Dungeons do tend to be dank
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Rolled 2 (1d3)
>>1111089
Pease no
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1111111 happening soon
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>>1111102
Let's see who gets'em
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>>1111089
>a 9
>2: enemy encounter
WELP, GUESS IT'S AN ENEMY ENCOUNTER CLIFFHANGER IT IS
>>1111096
Your poor eyesight
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>>1111106
god dammit
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>>1111106
Fuck
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rolling for 1111111..
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Rolled 4 (1d5)
>>1110419
Fuck it I'll roll for it
5: 4 bandits
4: 8 bandits
3: 2 elite bandits
2: 4 elite bandits
1: Assrape Machine MK5000 Deluxe
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>>1111106
ok op see you next bread, this was a good one.
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>>1111109
Not so bad, either it gets encased in ice for all eternity as well or the party gets some much needed XP
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>>1111116
this will be decent exp
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THE PARTY ENCOUNTERS 8 BANDITS!
NOW THEY REALIZE, THEY COULDN'T FIND THE BANDIT CAMP BECAUSE THIS TOMB IS THE BANDIT CAMP! THEY USED THIS AS THEIR SECRET BASE!
TO BE CONTINUED
updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
See ya
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>>1111116
Adios OP, congrats on having an active thread in /qst
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>>1111140
getting active threads on /qst/ is dead easy if you make em appealing.
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>>1111143
Making threads appealing on /qst/ isn't that easy, though.
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>>1111140
ikr, I'm a fookin mirahcle worka
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>>1111149
you got that right. point is though, it's not a matter of luck, or a miracle. It's just doing stuff that makes people post easily and gayly.
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>>1111170
Oh yeah, you're absolutely right
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>>1111170
problem is the voting on straw poll is what chooses the next game, so it maybe fun for people to watch but not fun to play for others.
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>>1113565
What strawpoll
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>>1113790
the not a paladin strawpolls on twitter
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