You bring the wine glass to your mouth, sipping. You put it down and give the punchline to the anecdote.
>So he says, "The hell can I do with prada?"
The table erupts into laughter. In their distracted state, you look down to your wrist, and then to your ankle.
PDA and pistol are both functional and ready.
>Give me a name, age, and organization. Backstory optional.
>>1106690
>Name
Joanna Jean Blackburn
>Age
28
>Organization
I.R.I.S.
>>1107006
One of the men seated at the table gets up. He is old and portly, with fading and balding blond hair.
>Excuse me, gentlemen, I will return momentarily.
He leaves, heading for the bathroom. A line of text pops up on your wrist PDA.
>"He's leaving, now's your chance."
>Excuse yourself and follow him
>Wait for now, there'll be a better chance...
>>1107097
>Excuse yourself and follow him
>>1107097
>Excuse yourself and follow him
Well on that note ... nose powdering time!
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>1107097
>>Excuse yourself and follow him
Roll to seduce, of course.
>>1111887
Great. He's gay.
>>1107097
>Follow
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>1112022
Grab a sausage from the table and shove it into your underwear, disguising yourself as a qt trap then.
You get up from the table, excusing yourself.
>"Dearest apologies, but I must be off. So long."
The occupants of the table bemoan your departure, but you continue onwards.
While no one is looking, you sneak into the men's room. You draw your small pistol from your ankle, and, taking a quick glance, see that no one is around....No one. You kick open the stalls, one by one, your pistol at the ready.
Nothing.
Suddenly, you hear a voice.
>"Think I'm so stupid...?"
You turn to the bathroom entrance to see the man flanked by two bodyguards.
Shit....
>Run
>Fight
>Call for backup
>>1120681
>Call for backup
>Bluff until they arrive
>>1120681
>>Fight
>>1120718
Supporting this
>>1120681
>Fight
pew pew
>>1120681
>Call for backup
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1122979
>>1122979
Ah, Just the man I wanted to see. I couldn't help but be irresistibly attracted to you when I saw you at the table. So when you left, I decided to follow you and become the mother of your children. By force if necessary.
Of course, since you brought company, I'd be happy to accommodate.
I've got three holes and two hands ready for action.
So what'll it be Big Daddy. Are you gonna give me a spanking for being a bad girl?