Elemental Analysis

>>1106085
k

>>1106085
Hello~

sure, what do we do?

>>1106096
welcome traveler. what can i help you with?

>>1106110
I want to buy your finest elements

>>1106117
what have you brought to exchange?

>>1106125
Nothing, this is a robbery!

>>1106125
kindness

but it's also a robbery

>>1106110
I'd like to learn any and every possible aspect of the mystical arts which I am able to comprehend! Do you have advice, or instructions perhaps?

Just gonna be honest, no idea wtf I'm doing - never even browsed through /qst/ lol, so please bear with me if I fuck up a lot of stuff...

>>1106140
fascinating. i believe we may be able to come to an agreement. what element would you like in exchange for this kindness?

>>1106150
stick around the shop. i believe we may have an opportunity opening up for employment if you are interested.

>>1106153
the element.... OF SURPRISE!

This is a robbery, stick em up!


>>1106150
this isn't typical qst stuff. This is complete insanity so far.

>>1106163
surprise? i am afraid you will find little of such a thing here. we do not want to have to call the guards now do we? if you have nothing to trade i suggest you go back to window shopping and cease causing any trouble.

Are you able to offer the element of ether?

>>1106187
>window shop

>>1106160
Okeydokey, sounds good to me. I'll just stick around and window shop with >>1106163 while we have fun with the latent insanity for now~

>>1106192
oh my i see that we have a collector in the house. ether is well within the capabilities of our in house alchemists. what have you brought to trade?

>>1106207
If you're looking for something less.. weird, but still very creative, that "tears in rain" qst that just started looks promising and a bit more accomodating for newcomers.

>>1106213
I'd like to know more about the world of unseen things, and the elements seem like a good introduction

>>1106257
I'd have to agree with him. Please count me in on this front!

>>1106257
what is your name friend?

>>1106264
of course friend, but i have something special in mind for you.

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>>1106085

>>1106369
>Inb4 that ends up being half as creepy as you made it (unintentionally, I'm sure :P) sound lmao

Just teasing - I'm quite eager to learn!

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>>1106394
would you like to be my personal apprentice? here is a piece of paper. it is for your eyes only understand?

>>1106369
I am Rubycon, but you can call me whatever you like. Can I ask what your name is too?

>>1106427
I certainly would! I don't know if I can prevent others from viewing it, but I do understand, and I will certainly take all measures within my power to prevent others from seeing it.

I feel I must note to you that *whisper* [or whatever the proper action thing would be] what you have labeled as barbiturates are actually benzodiazepines. They are quite similar in function and medical use, but are different chemically/structurally. I do thank you, though, for the, admittedly somewhat cryptic, information!

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>>1106455
i am known by many names. one name never suffices for a true gentleman of stature. welcome to my parlor rubycon.

>>1106495
Thank you! How come you set this place up? Are you also seeking knowledge?

>>1106538
i am a purveyor of sorts. a true man of taste and sophistication. beyond this i can make no claims other than that the buck in this establishment stops with me., myself, and i.

>>1106604
>a true man of taste and sophistication.

What is the rarest thing you have come across in your exchanges?

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>>1106666
these may be of interest to you. the image has been somewhat obscured for security but none the less it was a prize catch. as for the rarest thing that i have come across in my years of bartering, that is truly a story for the ages.

>>1106722
I'm surprised at your prize catch, I expected it to be something entirely intangible. How'd you come across it?

>that is truly a story for the ages.

Sounds intriguing. Please tell! Would love to hear some of your stories

>>1106758
i will tell you a story for a price. please friend, take a seat and tell me a name that i may call you for the purposes of this conversation.

>>1106085
Could I get some iron in exchange for a month off the life of all my descendant? If that's too abstract, I have like 25 bucks and some shitty weed somewhere...

>>1108586
one month off of the life of each of your descendants? granted that you have at a minimum one descendant... for such a generous offer i would gladly trade you a fair portion of the highest quality iron that i possess. i am no fraud and i stand by the quality of my products. only the best quality materials will suffice for a man who is willing to lay the life of his descendants on the line. speak with any employee here and you will be helped to arrange the delivery and payment methods and options.

>>1108625
Actually, it turns out iron is like a "trace mineral" so I really won't need very much at all. The thing with the descendants means literally everyone who is a direct successor to me, so potentially hundred or even thousands of years of life-force right there. Do you have some kind of general catalogue I can browse, or is your stuff too tailored to the individual buyer?

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>>1108750
here is a catalog for you to browse. let me know if you feel that what you are looking for is not adequately represented.

>>1108792
Oh sick.
Gonna come back tomorrow, this is a really weird and awesome thread.

>>1108844
good night and good luck.

>>1106117
You can't handle his finest elements.

>>1108870
Well, it has been exactly 24 hours. I have more questions.
Is poison an element?
Are dark and/or light elements?
How high on the periodic table can you go?