H A P P Y Q U E S T

>>1098327
you got the succ

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>>1098345
Ah yes, the succ.

so good

hmmmmm

makes you H A P P Y

>who was giving you the succ and why

>>1098348
the succ - Super Underground Combat Championship - is the belt of the wrestling promotion you're a part of. You've been given it by the booking team and the reason is because you are to lose it to Garry "Actually beats people up for real" Johnson in your next fight.

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>>1098396

Y-you don't want to lose the succ to Garry

>what should you do to avoid losing it to him?

>>1098413
Shatter his kneecaps with a tireiron

>>1098413
Kill him, of course. No Gary means noone to take your succ.

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>>1098425
>>1098434

You kill Garry by shattering his kneecaps with a tireiron

>wHO ELSE WANTS T O TAKE OUR SUCC?

>>1098627
okay this is bad. Hide under the ring.

>>1098627
>>wHO ELSE WANTS T O TAKE OUR SUCC?

Dolan Trumpo! Former SUCC title holder! Very old man!

>>1098692
very tiny hands

>>1098699
sad!

What is this abomination

>>1098627
Noone

Eat Gary's heart to gain his strength

Nobody takes your Succ

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>>1098632
>>1098692

dolan trumpo wants your succ

but you hide under the ring

"I wont take succ if you give me a kiss" he says

>what do

>>1104775
tire iron, trumpo

Make a break for it. Use the succ to strangle dolan if you have to

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>>1104779
"you have made a big mistake using the [tire iron] against me"

Fffufufufuckkkkkkkkk

"i am now [T I R E I R O N T R U M P O]"

AAAAAAAAEEHWEUWIUEIWUE

>what do

>>1104792
quick, think happy thoughts!

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>>1104793
THOUGHTS MUST BE QUICKER

HAPPIER

I-I_I THINK THISCAN DEFEAT TITRUMPO

>HEEELP

>>1104801
give yourself the succ :)

>>1104801
that's not enough math for maximum hapiness

>>1104801
SUCC OVERDRIVE

This is low-key the best thread on qst right now. What has this board come to