Mountain Warblade

>>1097035
donger

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>>1097046
Are a Manlet, Hunk, or Hulk-Syndrome?

>>1097078
>Hunk

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>>1097110
Warrior, Rogue, Mage

>>1097127
>Rogue
Ladies love a mystery man

>>1097127
>Rogue

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>>1097185
Aight, we international man of Sexy Mystery.

What’s our name?

>>1097217
Slagar

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>>1097245
We are Slagar the Rogue

What is our Weapon?

>>1097297
We wield a fresh hot pocket.

>>1097297
A pair of poisoned daggers , and throwing knives

>>1097319
I was gonna suggest "our own head" but that's better.

>>1097297
Long curved blade, straight dagger, poisons and such, and several throwing stars

>>1097337
Or this
>>1097341
Is me^

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>>1097341
>>1097346
Pic related is my blade

>>1097337
+1

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>>1097337
We Edgelord, yo.

>>1097445
Now what

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(Sorry about that, food arrived)

Long ago, before the fall of… fucking everything, things were pretty sweet. Flying cars, giant robots, interplanetary mining, everyday was a goddamn marvel. Then some lunatic with too much time and resources decided that everyone had it too good for too long.

Now the world is a comparative hell, but folks are surviving.

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You are Slagar, a bandit. You make your living leeching off the suckers of the world. While you may not be welcome in most towns(and some Women’s Colleges). Currently, you are sleeping a hangover.

>>1097601
>Wake up and get edgelording. Make sure not to forget the shitty alt rock and wrist cutting.

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>>1097611
You would, unfortunately your hangover is giving you a hard time in finding motivation to be a poster child for prophylactics.

roll a d20 to beat the sickness into submission.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1097636
Seduce the hangover.

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>>1097666
“Hey baby, if ya quit making my legs weak, I’ll give ya a humdinger like ya never thought possible."

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>>1097686
"Well this I’ve got to see…”

Oh shit… Why did you think that seducing your hangover would be a good idea? You had peach schnapps last night, this thing can breathe fire and make your wee-wee hard… Can you pull this off?

>>1097723
Spit a dagger right into her nose.

>>1097736
Gimme a d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1097743
>>1097736
Kinky.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1097723
Show her what a cunning linguist you are.

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>>1097762

You look like a sword-swallower, but in reverse and more like an idiot. The Dipsoccubus is not amused.

What is your next action?

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1097776
Tell her her sister's hotter.

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>>1097784

I think it’s safe to say, despite your confidence and willingness to talk shit, you have zero skill in defusing bad situations involving magic booze succubi.

Though, she didn’t kill you outright,so thats something.

>>1097801
Find a way to get some money.

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>>1097807

So all yo shit’s been taken into the Ether. As much as that sucks, it wasn’t a ton of things. She even left you your mask…. She digs you.

>>1097825

Put on your mask and find some people to rob.

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>>1097829

You pull out your map and look it over. Man, you really regret not writing down the trade routes, but fuck it, you at least know where shit’s at in general.

Where to?

>>1097831
Go to Shit Hole.

>>1097831
shit hole

>>1097831
Shithole
Obviously the name's a trick to make you think they don't have sweet loot so no one tries to rob it.

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>>1097833
>>1097834
>>1097836

You don your mask make way to Shit Hole, the Jewel of the land of Bumblechump.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1097854
Surely only good things await us!

>>1097854
shieeeet let's rob some fools

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>>1097862
>>1097856

You arrive at Shit Hole, two guards stand at the front gate. Its about noon, so a caravan is going to be headed out soon.

What do you do?

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1097890
Flirt with the big one.

>>1097895
Normally, these two shoot on sight of you. It’s not the first time you lost all your shit and decided to hit this place up for new gear.
So either despite everything else, today is the luckiest day of your life; or you’re about to die horribly and put an end to the cosmic dramedy that is your life.
… $40 on the latter.

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>>1097938

(Forgot the pic)

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1097939
"I bet you wear all that armor to hide how cute you are."

What's the worst that could happen?

>>1097941

This is going to go so well.

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>>1097941

>filename

So I guess role to see if you survive?

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1097957
Trust me, I got this.

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>>1097960

Mark Henry eat your heart out.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1097998
"I don't mind a little slap and tickle, but I'm not into S&M."

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>>1098007

“S-so… Strong…"

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1098012
Ask if there's a place where we can be alone together. Like their place.

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>>1098033
“I ain’t sharin’ Val, you bandit piece of shit."

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>>1098086

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>>1098104
With a thunderous slam, the other guard is flattened against the main gate.

“Don’t Janosh, he can be a bit clingy…"

>>1098153
sooooo, why don't we go to a more priate place so you can show me whats under that armor

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>>1098213

“I hope you people realize what you’re getting me into…”

You follow the hulk woman into the Shit Hole guard barracks.

>>1098224
relax m8, it's gonna be fine?

and if it isn't she will be unarmored

>>1098224

and, where i got you is inside the city

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>>1098224
Specifically, the Hulk Barracks. The second most dangerous place in all of Shit Hole

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>>1098235

“One sec, this armor doesn’t come off easy."

>>1098240
take your rime babe

*finger gus and wink*

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>>1098240
>>1098241


...Christ and Hunter.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1098249
roll to get her wet

"nice tits"

>>1098249
Jackpot!

we're gonna have a good time and get a contact on the shithole's guard.

"So, do you have a name sweetheart?"

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>1098249
This: >>1098253

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>>1098253
>>1098255
>>1098256

I’ll continue this later… need sleep… if you want to contact me with ideas or plot shit I’m over here: http://siliconcleric.tumblr.com

>>1098258
>>1098258
Night op

>>1098258
night m8

thanks for running

>>1098258
thanks for running,

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I have returned. Uguu. Let the adventure continue.

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>>1098249

The guards-woman is lifted and carried over to an armature where a lower-torso and arms rest.

“It’s gonna take me a sec to reformat my limb actuators."

>>1100010
Compliment her on the stumps and her sturdy.... spine

>>1100010
So no pussy then? Tell me her head is a mask and there is an actual mouth to give some head behind that.


"No problem babe.
So, how did you end up in shithole guard?"

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>>1100094

>“Aww, thanks. Not many folks around here can appreciate good Osteo-Fabrication.”

>>1100129

Maybe? Slagar’s never seen what hides behind the masks of guardsman.

>”Engineered for it. Been doing this for 80 years now."

>>1100180
How about some icecream so you can tell me all about it?

Slagar a good listener

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>>1100260

>”What’s ice-cream?"

>>1100322
Oooou boy, let me show you! You're in for a ride!

Fuckfuckfuck I really hope icecream exist inbthia shithole!

Also, mechawaifu a cute

>>1100322
Wait, does she have a mouth to eat ice cream with? If not we shouldn't tell her, that would be horrible.

>>1100405

The ice cream invitation whole reason was to discover if she had a mouth

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>>1100349
>>1100405
>>1100486

Oooohhh you fucked up. Ice cream hasn’t been reinvented yet! How did you even know of it? SHITTHEDREAMSFALLINGAPAR-

Oh hey, she’s still interested in you.

>>1100528
Tell her we have a dream to get rich by selling a frozen dairy dessert to the masses. Ask her if she wants to be a part of that dream.

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>>1100801

“All throughout the land, on every street corner and city-block there will be some curmudgeony asshole selling frozen lumps of tasty sludge! And said sludge shall be derived of lactoplasm and artificial flavors and colors!”

The guardswoman sits enraptured as she listens to this fever-dream you spiel.

>>1101001
Emphasize how much money we, and potentially her, could make from this, and how our praises will be sung until the end of time as dessert revolutionaries.

>go to Shit Hole to rob it
>end up dreaming of becoming ice cream baron, and wooing a guard
>only thing we steal is her heart, or whatever qualifies as one
I don't even know what's going on anymore.

>>1101138
We've gone from robbing a town to scheming a way to rob millions of children remotely. I feel like that's an improvement.

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>>1101037

You grab the cyber-waifu close and expound upon the immense potential riches. She seems distracted by the physical contact.

>>1101187
Apologize for getting way to into our speech there and not giving her a chance to talk. Ask her what her name is.

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>>1101260
>“I am Val’tin… If you don’t mind, why did you become a bandit if you wanted to make… ice-cream?"

>>1101341
Tell her that no one took us seriously, so we gave up on it, but that talking to her reminded us of that drive to change the world.

>>1101341
Trick question: We never said we were a bandit.
Unless I'm blind and forgetful

>>1101388
According to the QM, we're on the shoot on sight list in Shit Hole.

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>>1101341
Just saw this thread and im liking it
Good shit op

>>1101382
Supporting this

And then KISS her!
She's asking for it

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>>1101382

>”Oh… And to think we’ve been shooting at you all this time! I’m so sorry…”

She’s distraught over this reveal.

>”How… how would one make ice-cream?"

>>1101492
Are there freezers in this universe? If not we're going to need a shit ton of frost wizards or invent them. Also we need a bunch of cows and farmers.

>>1101521
Milk, sugar, something to mix and freeze these two!
Ask her if she knows anyone who can help us find these things

>>1101553
I can't believe I forgot the sugar.

>>1101562
We'll also need fruit and shit to make different flavors

>>1101627
We should probably keep it simple at first, just to make sure we get it right. Stick to Vanilla and Chocolate .

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>>1101521
Your mind races to come up with an answer for Val’tin. Frost Wizards are pretty hard to find, especially ones with conscious control over their powers. Cows are kinda extinct, so as far as dairy goes, synthesized lactoplasm is our only shot. Farmers are… yeah…


>>1101481
You a sweetheart.

>>1101686
We need to get a Lactoplasm supplier, ask Val if she happens to know any. Also ask if her armor has any sort of cooling system. We might be able to rig together a freezer if we had one.

>>1101686
np bby
>>1101716
This and
"hey babe, question for ya, can you actually feel things with your robot bits? And do you have "functioning equipment" ifuknowutimsayin'? "

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>>1101757
Val’tin informs you that her War Form does have an internal cooling system, but the Form belongs to the Land Baron of Shit Hole, dismantling it for parts is punishable by death.
>>1101716
She blushes and covers her breast.
>”…Yes."

>>1101945
Oh lá lá, spend a night of [whisper] hot, clunky, wet and squeezing [/whisper] passion with her
Is there a place where we can find any info on frost mages and lactoplasm?

>>1101945
That's fine, the important thing is that such tech exists. Ask her if there's any place where we can obtain a similar cooling system without being killed for it.

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>>1102042
The only place you can think of that has a Lactoplasm Synthesizer that no one will miss is Fort Skull Fuk… But that place is run by a crazy motherfucker.

>>1102062
Val’tin informs you that Cooling Systems are bought and sold in the Shit Hole Bazaar.

>>1102174
Awesome
Do we have any money to buy one? And we should rest up and get some supplies for our journey to the fort

>>1102174
We need to go to the Bazaar and get a coolant system.

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>>1102208
Even if you had the cash buy one of those things it would’ve been in your stash back at your camp… Your camp which the Dipsoccubus took with her back into the Ether. Tears are shed for all you lost loot.
>>1102219
You tell Val’tin you’re gonna go to the Bazaar.

>”You’re still a wanted criminal here. People think I brought you in for questioning after you surrendered."

>>1102317
Well then, we need to leave and go get some cash. Unless it's cheap enough that Val would consider picking one up for us to pay back on later.

>>1102317
We have to leave, get money and Val can buy the cooler. Its unfortunate Val's job means she can't come on a daring quest for loot, and adventure

>>1102378
I mean
What's stopping her from coming with us? She can be our faithful companion during our journey to the fort
Maybe we'll come back with enough loot and money to pay for the cooler

>>1102421
She's grown in a vat for guarding, and she doesn't own her armour. If she ran off, she would be a traitor and wouldn't be able to purchase the cooler.

>>1101138
Im in love

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>>1102429
She doesn't need to bring her armor anon

Her cute normal form would be ok, those limbs are probably hers

I hope

>>1102454
Maybe. Can't hurt to ask.

>>1102317
>Can I become a robot like you

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>>1102378
You ask Val if she could purchase the cooler.
>”Nigga I’m broke. I don’t get payed I get maintenance, food, and shelter."

>>1102332
I mean, technically, even though Skull Fuk is run by a madman, there’s at least people there you can kill and loot. It’s dangerous as fuck, but thats the life of a bandit.

>>1102505
Ask her if she wants to come with us to the fort, it could be a nice change of scenery for her

>>1102535
This, just because we're murderer doesn't mean we're invincible.

>>1102505
Do some banditing then.
If any of you know a good caravan/trade route then wait there and raid the first trade caravan/convoy you stumble upon.

>>1102547
We should go to skull fuk instead. Val won't appreciate us robbing folks and we need the Lactoplasm anyhow.

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>>1102480
Val’tin explains she’s not a robot. She’s a silicon-lifeform grown in a vat for a predetermined purpose. She still needs to eat, sleep, and drink.

>>1102535
Val’tin says that if she leaves Shit Hole without a Transceiver Pack, her brain will turn into a microwave emitter and fry the inside of her skull and everything in a 25ft radius. The Land Baron don’t fuck around when it comes to low jack.

>>1102573
I agree. Should tone down the random killing with Guard RoboWaifu

>>1102604
Could I somehow free you to join me?

>>1102604
Can she get a pack, or do we have to go to Skull Fuk on our lonesome?

>>1102622
This

>>1102604
Where can we find a transmitter then? Would the colleague she killed have one?

>>1102622
This
"Because after meeting you m'lady i can't leave Shit hole without you"
*tips mask*

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>>1102642
>>1102622
>>1102614
Val’tin explains that the TPacks are only given during crusades or similar military actions. When she hears that you intend to go to Fort Skull Fuk she slightly recoils.

>”But… even if you clear that place out… How will you bring a Synthesizer back? They’re the size of houses!"

Rolled 7 (1d20)

Let's impress our cyber-waifu with a backflip!

>>1102717
"I will find a crew, of like minded individuals, those who believe in a future of ICE-CREAM, and we shall bring cold sweetness to the land, with you by my side"

>>1102717
Well fuck let's stage a crusade against the shitty town then, use the chaos to steal a synthesizer

>>1102717
We don't need to move it, we'll just turn the fort into an ice cream shop

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1102739
Helping

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1102739
This too

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>>1102742
>>1102741
You tell Val’tin your plans to fake an attack on the town. That during the chaos the two of you can slip out from Shit Hole and go assault Fort Skull Fuk. And how you’ll have this badass armor and how all the guys following you are super cool and- Val’tin is looking at you concerned.

>”… You do realize that even if its fake or hypothetical, I have to act on suspicious behavior or knowledge of conspiracy, right?"

>>1103111
You're making this difficult woman
We're would we find a frost mages op?
the hotter the better

>>1103111
Let's forget about the fake plan and go get it alone. We don't need her help.

>>1103111
Of course we're thinking of the most likely way some miscreant would try to steal the machine, so we can ensure its properly protected, as a concerned citizen.

>>1103378
This is better actually.

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>>1103237
You know that there’s a Mage College at the top of Mountain Warblade… You were banned after you started the mother of all dorm parties that ended with the Dean’s private abode being set ablaze and you knocking up the chess team.
>>1103246
>>1103378
You quickly inform Val’tin that you were joking in the darkest of senses and would never in all your days ever do something to break her heart.(Alignment: Neutral Evil)
She informs you she is bound by law to detain you for at least 24hours.

>>1103432
Fair enough, we need a night's sleep before we head out anyway. Plus it might help prove that we're willing to change our ways to the general community.

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>>1103499
>”Time for… Detainment…"

Use the twenty four hours to worl out and show our robowaifu our glistening muscles.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1103555
Turn the tables on her!
Use that leash? On her, tie her up and get down and dirty with her, look at the way she's blushing, she's thinking about it!

>>1103599
Help

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1103664
Rolling for "Help"

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>>1103599
>>1103685

>”I’m gonna show you how I’m strong~”

You have a feeling you’re gonna be walking funny after this...

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1103728
Time to show our thief skills yo.
Steal her strength!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1103768
Support roll!

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>>1103768
>>1103784

Intense sex that revolved around both of you trying to be Top.

>>1103862
So What're we doing now?
We should go to the mage central and get a hot frost mage

Before we set out promise to come back for her, and depart with one last kith on her cheek

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1103862
Wake up first. Make breakfast if there's anything around.

Rolled 2, 10 = 12 (2d20)

>>1103930
Supporting with a roll!

>>1103963
I accidentally rolled two, whoops
Ignore that two

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1103930
doble support roll

>>1103978
Good shit anon

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>>1103963
>>1103930
>>1103978
You wake up first, ready to make breakfast, and prove to your cyber-waifu that you can take care of her…

You don’t even remember there being rafters in this place. Either way, you can safely say that when she tried to crush you in the War Form you survived by pure fucking determination. That woman can move in ways that would be terrifying if you didn’t grow up in a world with such beings.

You drop safely down from above, a good 40ft drop. Damn it feels good to be a Bandit.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1104062
BREAKFAST!

>>1104062
Jump down and start cooking
Unless that's her on the bottom left corner, if she's already cooking join her for breakfast

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>>1104101
You head to the stove where Val’tin stands cooking. Smells like meat and potatoes.

>>1104182
Sneak up on her and hug dat hoe then ask her if she needs help with anything

>>1104203
>hugging someone who is cooking
>sneaking up on a guard/soldier
Sounds like you want something bad to happen.

>>1103862
Will you post the original on your tumblr?

>>1104247
>being a rogue
>not sneaking up on people indiscriminately

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>>1104203
>”Yes, stand back and get your hand out of my crotch. Food first, sex later.”
She’s not angry, just focused.

>>1104268
Don’t draw noods my dood. But what I can do, is after we come to the end part in a couple of scenes, what I can do is post some design sheets. I’m certain folks in /aco/ would be willing to quench the thirst.

>>1104419
Okay, that wasn't my plan but ok, i can roll with it, i got us sum unintentional sex

Ask her does she need help with

>>1104419
Ask her questions to find out stuff.
Also ask if she will take off her helmet while she eats.

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>>1104419
KRACK-KOOOM!

...Oh that’s not good.

>>1104419
Rellease her and try to find some drinble stuff to serve with the eggs

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1104491
rolling to have a drop kick prepared for later use.

>>1104491
Ask what was that, she seems unfased.

If someone comes we can hide inside her battle form

>>1104501
Supporting this

Gtg sleep y'all
Sweet dreams everyone

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>>1104491
>>1104501
”SUP’ FUCKERS! I’M BACK AND I GOT SOME DEMANDS. FIRST OFF I WANT EVERYONE HERE TO STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HELMET. ITS BASED OFF THE KNIGHT HOSPITALERS, THEY’RE FUCKING HYPE. EAT A DICK. MY SECOND DEMAND…"

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1104556
Firmly agree to the first terms, but firmly inform them that we will have to come to an agreement or compromise for the second proposition.

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>>1104556
”IS A BIT MORE SIMPLE. VOTE ME KING, OR I BLAST YOU ALL TO ATOMS!"

And with that, part 1 is complete. I think now is when the AMA part of the thread? Its been a while since Weaver did shit on 4chan...

>>1104578
Ask the fella if he recognizes me from our missionary work.

>>1104578
are the jews all dead?

>>1104612
Considering currency in this world is Neo Shekels… No.

>>1104629
Twitter m8, do you have it?

Also, how many people live in thos shithole? Is the guy making drmands seeing us or he is talking outside?

>>1104702
Don’t have a twitter, only bitch-mode tumblr. Never had a reason to make a Twitter, might make one just for this place.

Shit Hole has a population size of 450. The guy making demands does not see you, he’s in the giant mech.

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>>1104268
I promised you some Design Sheets. Here’s Slagar, Val’tin next.

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>>1104739
Val’tin’s Sheet

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New thread hopefully later. Will have a twitter for this place soon hopefully. Might be busy getting prepped for the week. Till then, I must sleep. Take care /qst/, for everyday we awaken to a new morning is a beautiful gift.

>>1104740
Sexy straw action when?

Nice dude, looking foward to it

>>1104750
Later my dude, shit was cash yo
Looking forward to the next one

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>>1111507